Police catch man eating friend’s liver

I don’t know anyone with a job that chooses to eat liver.

Where liver is supposed to come from.

Where liver is supposed to come from.

But in Russia, some dude likes it so much he ate the liver of his friend.

A Reuters article says Moscow police tracked the man to his kitchen after discovering a trail of severed body parts including a head.

“When the police came to arrest the suspect, he was eating a human liver with potatoes,” a police spokeswoman for the Moscow’s western district said by telephone in the article.

The rest of the human liver was found in a refrigerator.

The suspect “admitted his crime and that he had eaten part of his acquaintance’s liver,” the prosecutor general’s main investigative unit said in a statement.

There was no mention of grilled onions.

28 comments Add your comment

Jamie

May 28th, 2011
6:33 pm

Oh, come on, you guys! If Jon Stewart did this nstory you’d all be laughing and saying, “Oh, that Jon Stewart. He’s so witty.” You know, in Russia, the liver eat you!!!

Luke

May 29th, 2011
12:51 am

” I have to go Clarisse,,,, I’m having an old friend for dinner……”

motha

May 29th, 2011
3:00 pm

What color is George Mathis?

Southern Chef

May 29th, 2011
9:19 pm

Come on seriously, who wrote this article? He has to be an idiot, I’ve never heard of liver without onions, come on you know better they didn’t have to mention it in order for it to be known!!! (Liver without onions, geessh)

Onion Mouth

May 30th, 2011
10:38 am

Russia doesn’t have much food for anyone, let alone onions to go with – anything! People are LITERALLY EATING each other! Amerika has tons of food, just go downtown or to any McDonalds and watch all them fat people wolfing down ‘dem’ burgers and fries, shakes and ice-cream!

Steffon572

June 2nd, 2011
2:24 pm

George Mathis this article caught me eye based on the header and was already in awe just from that. But the crime took a back seat to your terrible statement at the end of this article. The level of insensativety is unbelieveable and I really cant believe you still have a job with AJC – your the busta of the week!!!!!!

DeDe

June 2nd, 2011
5:33 pm

I thought it was a gross article, but appreciated the laugh at the end. If you can’t keep your humor, whats left?

bluefairy

June 2nd, 2011
8:54 pm

this things is happening cause the “black shadow” is all over the human race, we need to get closer to Jehova our God and his angels will protect us from this inhuman behaviour

Katherine

June 3rd, 2011
4:13 pm

George, I thought it was hilarious.

George's Brother

June 3rd, 2011
6:18 pm

The real problem in the world today is you can’t even make a joke without people getting their panties in a wad. All the PC stuff has gone way too far. Heck, the only ethnic word we can still use is redneck.

I was laughing all the way through the article though, so the onion joke really was wasted.