Report: Blood test predicts life expectancy

How much would you pay to learn how many years you have left to live?

The Independent, a British newspaper, reports scientists will soon be shilling a blood test that can estimate exactly when you should load up on your significant other’s life insurance.

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Life Length says the $700 test only provides a general idea about a person’s general health. It can’t predict a fatal keg stand or planking incident.

The test allegedly examines the length of “telomeres,” which are “repetitive sequences of DNA” at the end of chromosomes that deteriorate as the body ages.

Some scientists say the test is hokum, that it can provide only a “hint” of life expectancy.

Al Jazeera has a video featuring Colin Blakemore, professor of Neurobiology at Oxford University, who said the test looked at “biological age,” rather than chronological age.

Blakemore said the test looks at telomeres  in white blood cells, not in actual body tissue.

“I’m not convinced of its reliability,” he said.

Other doctors have fewer qualms.

“I think people are just basically curious about their own mortality. If you ask people what they worry about, most people would say they are worried about dying,” said Professor Jerry Shay of the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center in Dallas in The Independent. ”People might say ‘If I know I’m going to die in 10 years I’ll spend all my money now’, or ‘If I’m going to live for 40 more years I’ll be more conservative’ [financially].”

I’ve got a feeling my telomeres are shorter than Tim Conway’s Dorf.

How long until I can buy Telomeres Vitamins?

8 comments Add your comment


May 17th, 2011
2:34 pm

Love the pic!


May 17th, 2011
2:34 pm

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May 17th, 2011
2:55 pm

Haha…pic is great.


May 17th, 2011
3:50 pm

here comes the telomeres diet!


May 17th, 2011
4:11 pm

Hi competition to Tara Cards reading???


May 17th, 2011
4:20 pm

It’s silly and wouldn’t be very informative. Not to mention, not all cells have the same telomere length.

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May 17th, 2011
6:47 pm

Hey, Rosa…what are “tara cards”? Did you mean TAROT cards?


May 27th, 2011
10:40 am

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if you spent the $700 and it said you would live for another 40 years and the next day you are hit and killed by a car.