1:07 pm May 13, 2011, by George Mathis

**Pretends to be watching CNN**
The U.S. military found a large cache of pornography in the hideout of Osama bin Laden, Reuters is reporting.
An unnamed U.S. official said the porn is an extensive collection of “modern, electronically recorded video.”
I’m not sure what they mean by “electronically recorded,” since I don’t know of a way to record video with some form of electronics. I think they mean the video was stored digitally.
It is not known if bin Laden himself watched the videos, or how the videos were obtained. The compound in Pakistan had no Internet connection, but did include TVs and video playback devices.
Three officials said it is “not uncommon” for Islamic militants to have porn collections.
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63 comments Add your comment
Tim
May 13th, 2011
4:05 pm
So funny. Guess Osama liked to spank it.
Uncle Tom
May 13th, 2011
4:12 pm
In other words, the “cache” was a collection of homemade (”amateur”) video taken of him and the women he “got jiggy” with. No wi-fi or Internet (or Intranet for that matter) needed for that task.
Can't blame then
May 13th, 2011
4:17 pm
Have you seen what’s under a burkha? No wonder they look at porn…
Rock Hardy
May 13th, 2011
4:41 pm
Cue cheesy porn music……….
JASon
May 13th, 2011
5:05 pm
““modern, electronically recorded video.””
This must be referring to the fetish porn which uses electric shock on nude models. All I have to say is, don’t knock it til you’ve seen it.
florida falcon
May 13th, 2011
5:15 pm
I love how they feel we are the corrupting the world. Hypocrites those Muslims, they live in the stone age.
Sir Hardin Thick
May 13th, 2011
5:15 pm
I hope it comes out that OBL had some gay porn. That would be hilarious.
Osama Was Laden
May 13th, 2011
5:21 pm
Now you know why Osama Bin Laden has a huge hole in his head! Here’s the picture: http://www.osamawasladen.com
DirtyDangedDog
May 13th, 2011
5:24 pm
I don’t know of any OTHER way (other than “electronically”) to record videos. Ummmm…
DirtyDangedDog
May 13th, 2011
5:25 pm
P.S. Maybe they are using “flip books” to view their porn…ya reckon?