U.S. official: Porn found in bin Laden compound

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The U.S. military found a large cache of pornography in the hideout of Osama bin Laden, Reuters is reporting.

An unnamed U.S. official said the porn is an extensive collection of “modern, electronically recorded video.”

I’m not sure what they mean by “electronically recorded,” since I don’t know of a way to record video with some form of electronics. I think they mean the video was stored digitally.

It is not known if bin Laden himself watched the videos, or how the videos were obtained. The compound in Pakistan had no Internet connection, but did include TVs and video playback devices.

Three officials said it is “not uncommon” for Islamic militants to have porn collections.

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Atlantaphotog

May 13th, 2011
1:48 pm

They keep/watch large amounts of porn and “satisfy themselves” with it, so as to keep their sex drives low and decrease the risk of having homosexual activity with fellow soldiers when they’re out in the field for long periods of time. Since homosexuality is punishable by death in their particular “world”, basically, they see porn as a way to resist the temptation when there haven’t been any women around for longer periods of time, hence, avoiding being put to death if you did do it and get caught. I used to know someone from the Middle East long ago and at least this is according to him when a similar topic of conversation came up when a bunch of us went out one night to eat.

Bishop Eddie Longs Red Panties

May 13th, 2011
2:04 pm

BAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA LMAO

Zack

May 13th, 2011
2:06 pm

As A Marine who served in the Middle East these guys are porn dogs big time. Having the internet only made it worse for them. Of course, we were ” not allowed” to bring anything we nudity into their countries. Notice I said not allowed,,By the way, has anyone seen the porn other countries have, man we are prudes compared to the rest of the world.

Muley Powers

May 13th, 2011
2:08 pm

Well, you’d thank 5 wives would be enough to keep a feller busy. Course, if a fellers holed up at the same place for 6 years I figure an idle minds the Devil’s workshop.

Zack

May 13th, 2011
2:17 pm

Then again any culture that let’s you have this many wives should it really surprise you. Hey Karma Sutra wasn’t invented in America ya know…..

Guy Incognito

May 13th, 2011
2:18 pm

I heard his favorite was none other than Charlie Sheen’s Goddess, Bree Olsen

“Sinning”!

Fuster Cluck

May 13th, 2011
2:23 pm

Yeah, good porn…those Muslim women all decked out in their veils and them there burkas on, doing the “dirty”; I’m all wurked up just thinkin’ about ‘em. And they do it so as not to be gay, no less. If’n I had to look at them ‘un’s for pleasure, one might as well be gay, ya know what I’m sayin’? Them Muslims sure has funny values, huh? All them “hairy hands” and “half-blinds” (my mother told me not to do that as it would give you hairy hands and blind you) runnin’ around over there…

wrestler

May 13th, 2011
2:25 pm

Yeah Zack, your telling me brother. They make Larry Flynt look like Bill Graham.

wrestler

May 13th, 2011
2:27 pm

I wonder if the Seals brought the porn back with all the other documents.

Zack

May 13th, 2011
2:29 pm

Wrestler, if they did they would/should be in trouble. Yes they are the Best of the Best but every other Sailor, Marine, Airman, Solider gets in trouble when trying to bring porn back in our country.

Fuster Cluck

May 13th, 2011
2:32 pm

To the feller that was explaining about the porn and going out to eat, etc., what did you order to eat? Did the poor guy blink a lot? Did he itch his palms a lot? Did he wear glasses? This is important: Did he choose the eatery? Did he claim to know the cook? The waiter? The owner of the establishment? Was the food good? How’d the beverage taste? Salty, bland, smelled of “wallpaper paste”? Let us know, please…

Stafford

May 13th, 2011
2:35 pm

“I’m not sure what they mean by “electronically recorded,” since I don’t know of a way to record video with some form of electronics. I think they mean the video was stored digitally.”

Have you ever heard of a video camera or a vcr? Those are both a form electronics. Welcome to the future!

HRPufnstuf

May 13th, 2011
2:53 pm

I heard it was videos of naked camels.

the_dude

May 13th, 2011
2:55 pm

I wonder if obama bin laden likes softcore or bsdm or what. Maybe he has a kink fetish?

Muley Powers

May 13th, 2011
3:02 pm

The CIA fellers are questionin his wives to learn about his habits. The big question is how often did he come to your bedroom. So far ever ones said the same thang. Shoot, I couldn’t keep him out from in front of that dadgum computer.

joe

May 13th, 2011
3:08 pm

“to keep their sex drives low and decrease the risk of having homosexual activity with fellow soldiers”

Huh? I don’t care how long I was on the battlefield without the sight of a woman, turning brokeback mountain would never ever happen. Plus, isn’t pornography outlawed in the muslim world? Guess we can add another sin to Bin Laden’s tab.

OhNo

May 13th, 2011
3:09 pm

Not the porn scandal thing.

Biker CHick

May 13th, 2011
3:12 pm

Guess he got tired of the sheep!

Mus.....oh, forget it

May 13th, 2011
3:14 pm

Gee, without the internet to upload or download it, I guess he had to rely on Netflix subscribe by mail services.

Marz

May 13th, 2011
3:16 pm

Porn???? In a ManCave? What are the odds?

Jack F

May 13th, 2011
3:17 pm

Par for the course. Just like most religious fanatics (Christian, Muslim, doesn’t matter … they all do it), they are hypocrites and don’t practice what they preach. The Saudi Royals are some of the worse. At home they pretend to be all pious as “Keepers of The Faith” & “Defenders of All Islam”, but the moment they land in the US or Western Europe … off with the robes & on with the designer suits, out comes the cognac & high price call girls. At least Charlie Sheen is honest about his vices.

Darcy

May 13th, 2011
3:20 pm

We are all humans under it all, driven by basic human needs. The fact that so many religions view physical pleasure shared between consenting adults as something evil, is what makes the porn industry a mult-billion dollar cross-cultural business. No surprises here.

Scott

May 13th, 2011
3:21 pm

Zach, the Seals more than likely did not know what was on the HD’s and other drives there took. They didn’t have time to look at the data on the drives they were just taking anything they thought might provide intelligence. The porn would have been discovered after the intelligence groups were able to look at the drives. Also, bringing porn back into the country in this case would have been allowed since it is not for personal use or distribution but for gathering information about Bin Laden.

@ HRPufnstuf

May 13th, 2011
3:30 pm

I also heard that the videos were of naked camels and furthermore, the prettiest ones were reserved for bin Laden.

ND

May 13th, 2011
3:32 pm

“Then again any culture that let’s you have this many wives should it really surprise you. Hey Karma Sutra wasn’t invented in America ya know…..”

Kama Sutra was invented by Indian Hindus, moron. Bin Laden is neither Indian nor a Hindu. How’s aboot that curling you Americans like so much?

Bishop Eddie Longs Red Panties

May 13th, 2011
3:40 pm

I thought that if they saw another women nakid they were supposed to kill themselves So much for practicing what you preach

Bishop Eddie Longs Red Panties

May 13th, 2011
3:41 pm

other than their many wifes

Bill

May 13th, 2011
3:41 pm

Latest Breaking News- Bin Laden’s Most Watched Porn.

5-Muslim Mamas I,II & III
4-Queens of Quran
3-Ramming on Ramadan
2-Taqwa Trannies
1-Milking Muhammad

MeMyself

May 13th, 2011
3:52 pm

Oh that Osama was such a character. I did hear he had inherited Sadam’s
porn cache.

Mark

May 13th, 2011
3:54 pm

Is he himself starring in “One Night in Abbottabad”, and if he is, is it like most porn, where men are just the props?

Tim

May 13th, 2011
4:05 pm

So funny. Guess Osama liked to spank it.

Uncle Tom

May 13th, 2011
4:12 pm

In other words, the “cache” was a collection of homemade (”amateur”) video taken of him and the women he “got jiggy” with. No wi-fi or Internet (or Intranet for that matter) needed for that task.

Can't blame then

May 13th, 2011
4:17 pm

Have you seen what’s under a burkha? No wonder they look at porn…

Rock Hardy

May 13th, 2011
4:41 pm

Cue cheesy porn music……….

JASon

May 13th, 2011
5:05 pm

““modern, electronically recorded video.””

This must be referring to the fetish porn which uses electric shock on nude models. All I have to say is, don’t knock it til you’ve seen it.

florida falcon

May 13th, 2011
5:15 pm

I love how they feel we are the corrupting the world. Hypocrites those Muslims, they live in the stone age.

Sir Hardin Thick

May 13th, 2011
5:15 pm

I hope it comes out that OBL had some gay porn. That would be hilarious.

Osama Was Laden

May 13th, 2011
5:21 pm

Now you know why Osama Bin Laden has a huge hole in his head! Here’s the picture: http://www.osamawasladen.com

DirtyDangedDog

May 13th, 2011
5:24 pm

I don’t know of any OTHER way (other than “electronically”) to record videos. Ummmm…

DirtyDangedDog

May 13th, 2011
5:25 pm

P.S. Maybe they are using “flip books” to view their porn…ya reckon?

poop

May 13th, 2011
5:49 pm

“I’m not sure what they mean by “electronically recorded,” since I don’t know of a way to record video with some form of electronics. I think they mean the video was stored digitally.”

Did an 11 year old write this article?

TimP

May 13th, 2011
7:12 pm

‘Do as i say, not as I do’

James Bryan

May 13th, 2011
8:27 pm

I guess he couldnt wait for his 72 virgins and took matters into his own hands? LOL

WOOLYJAW

May 13th, 2011
10:02 pm

Some one pass the “Chip’s please!

Lawl

May 14th, 2011
1:07 am

Soo.. While the states were working their asses off to find this guy, sending out men, losing men, and getting all around frustrated… Bin laden was in a cave, jerking off… Kay.

CYBOG

May 14th, 2011
1:40 am

Ah ha thats what mrs. clinton was staring at !! ooops

vkmo

May 14th, 2011
1:42 am

Which did he like better -watching “infidels” having sex in porn videos or killing them in 911 and other attacks?

Tee Hee

May 14th, 2011
2:11 am

Bone chicka wow wow

Hornporn

May 14th, 2011
6:41 am

Doubt the excuse to avoid homo relationships. Laden has women in his room. So why was a good muslim with women around indulging in porn? Have you ever seen those women when they uncover their face? YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! It’s no wonder! THeir goats are better looking! Look out goats!

Chuck Craig

May 14th, 2011
7:44 am

Who doesn’t like porn?