U.S. official: Porn found in bin Laden compound

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The U.S. military found a large cache of pornography in the hideout of Osama bin Laden, Reuters is reporting.

An unnamed U.S. official said the porn is an extensive collection of “modern, electronically recorded video.”

I’m not sure what they mean by “electronically recorded,” since I don’t know of a way to record video with some form of electronics. I think they mean the video was stored digitally.

It is not known if bin Laden himself watched the videos, or how the videos were obtained. The compound in Pakistan had no Internet connection, but did include TVs and video playback devices.

Three officials said it is “not uncommon” for Islamic militants to have porn collections.

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Atlantaphotog

May 13th, 2011
1:48 pm

They keep/watch large amounts of porn and “satisfy themselves” with it, so as to keep their sex drives low and decrease the risk of having homosexual activity with fellow soldiers when they’re out in the field for long periods of time. Since homosexuality is punishable by death in their particular “world”, basically, they see porn as a way to resist the temptation when there haven’t been any women around for longer periods of time, hence, avoiding being put to death if you did do it and get caught. I used to know someone from the Middle East long ago and at least this is according to him when a similar topic of conversation came up when a bunch of us went out one night to eat.

Bishop Eddie Longs Red Panties

May 13th, 2011
2:04 pm

BAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA LMAO

Zack

May 13th, 2011
2:06 pm

As A Marine who served in the Middle East these guys are porn dogs big time. Having the internet only made it worse for them. Of course, we were ” not allowed” to bring anything we nudity into their countries. Notice I said not allowed,,By the way, has anyone seen the porn other countries have, man we are prudes compared to the rest of the world.

Muley Powers

May 13th, 2011
2:08 pm

Well, you’d thank 5 wives would be enough to keep a feller busy. Course, if a fellers holed up at the same place for 6 years I figure an idle minds the Devil’s workshop.

Zack

May 13th, 2011
2:17 pm

Then again any culture that let’s you have this many wives should it really surprise you. Hey Karma Sutra wasn’t invented in America ya know…..

Guy Incognito

May 13th, 2011
2:18 pm

I heard his favorite was none other than Charlie Sheen’s Goddess, Bree Olsen

“Sinning”!

Fuster Cluck

May 13th, 2011
2:23 pm

Yeah, good porn…those Muslim women all decked out in their veils and them there burkas on, doing the “dirty”; I’m all wurked up just thinkin’ about ‘em. And they do it so as not to be gay, no less. If’n I had to look at them ‘un’s for pleasure, one might as well be gay, ya know what I’m sayin’? Them Muslims sure has funny values, huh? All them “hairy hands” and “half-blinds” (my mother told me not to do that as it would give you hairy hands and blind you) runnin’ around over there…

wrestler

May 13th, 2011
2:25 pm

Yeah Zack, your telling me brother. They make Larry Flynt look like Bill Graham.

wrestler

May 13th, 2011
2:27 pm

I wonder if the Seals brought the porn back with all the other documents.

Zack

May 13th, 2011
2:29 pm

Wrestler, if they did they would/should be in trouble. Yes they are the Best of the Best but every other Sailor, Marine, Airman, Solider gets in trouble when trying to bring porn back in our country.