Woman arrested for dancing naked at cemetery

A 25-year-old woman who tried to liven the place up with a little naked dancing was arrested for indecent exposure after a recent cemetery jig.

Kara Mitchell clearly misunderstood the lyrics to "Private Dancer."

Kara Mitchell clearly misunderstood the lyrics to "Private Dancer."

According to an article by my breaking news brethren in the Arizona Republic, Kara Mitchell was completely naked in Mesa Cemetery Friday morning.

Mesa police there said she removed her top and danced for a while before dropping her pants. She twirled around cemetery employees and visitors “paying their respects to the deceased.

After the dance, perhaps some sort of ancient ritual we’ve never heard of, she went to the cemetery office and was observed talking to herself. Police found her in a golf cart.

Fortunately for her, no children were present, else she would be facing serious charges.

37 comments Add your comment

tat

May 11th, 2011
11:06 pm

NOW WHY IT GOT TO BE A BLACK THING IT COULD HAVE BEEN A WHITE PERSON GREEN YELLOW WHAT EVER THE LADY NEED HELP THATS ALL

bonnie

May 14th, 2011
5:30 pm

It’s clear she is mentally sick,and need help. Nothing surprises me any more it’s the day/world in which we live!

anne humphrey

May 15th, 2011
5:42 pm

Lordy lordy, A human dances naked, Lucky the children did not see…or she would have been “facing serious charges”! Where is this scary place with such punitive laws? China? North Korea? The sooner we all dance naked the better the world would be as it would cure those with unhealthy fascination brought on by having been denied to see what is natural…

Lisa

May 16th, 2011
11:22 am

Sounds like either Voodoo or a Witchcraft ritual (dancing “sky-clad”).

bojangles

May 16th, 2011
11:32 am

She made a grave mistake.

bojangles

May 16th, 2011
11:34 am

What an intelligent comment Anne. Now why don’t you go on over to Antarctica and dance around naked for a while, just don’t let any penguins see you.

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December 28th, 2011
3:54 pm

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