Woman arrested for dancing naked at cemetery

A 25-year-old woman who tried to liven the place up with a little naked dancing was arrested for indecent exposure after a recent cemetery jig.

Kara Mitchell clearly misunderstood the lyrics to "Private Dancer."

Kara Mitchell clearly misunderstood the lyrics to "Private Dancer."

According to an article by my breaking news brethren in the Arizona Republic, Kara Mitchell was completely naked in Mesa Cemetery Friday morning.

Mesa police there said she removed her top and danced for a while before dropping her pants. She twirled around cemetery employees and visitors “paying their respects to the deceased.

After the dance, perhaps some sort of ancient ritual we’ve never heard of, she went to the cemetery office and was observed talking to herself. Police found her in a golf cart.

Fortunately for her, no children were present, else she would be facing serious charges.

37 comments Add your comment

Charleston Jacket

May 11th, 2011
1:51 pm

@BillInGA & Sid: completely agree. Sooner or later it’s going to be illegal to change clothes in a public locker room.

Charleston Jacket

May 11th, 2011
1:55 pm

On another note, I’m surprised there’s no mention of illicit drug use. Andrew, we see weirder stuff in Atlanta on an almost daily basis… I think this is a “pics or it didn’t happen” moment.

Cindy

May 11th, 2011
2:08 pm

She looks pretty happy to me! I don’t think she needs help she was probably so high you would need a telescope to see her!

Roberto

May 11th, 2011
2:28 pm

Has anyone thought that this woman simply did some wild drugs and got a little too rowdy? I mean, maybe she had no idea she was in a cemetary and got hot, then felt like doing a jig. Sounds pretty possible to me.

mistaprime

May 11th, 2011
2:30 pm

Headstone lap dance anyone….lol. OUT OF CONTROL

Vick=Dog killing Thug

May 11th, 2011
4:14 pm

Wicca ceremony I suspect?

MeaneyMouse

May 11th, 2011
6:00 pm

HEYYY YOU DANGED WOODCHUCKS!! QUIT CHUCKING MY WOOD!!

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May 11th, 2011
6:00 pm

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Mari

May 11th, 2011
6:20 pm

I thought PCP was outlawed! Poor mourners… had to see a nappy-headed black woman dropping it like it’s hot!

Stevie

May 11th, 2011
10:09 pm

Geeze, we are all born naked! whats the big deal? I mean lets turn everyone into a sex offender.
I have heard it said by many who really know, that if nudity were common place sex crimes would be all but gone. it is that it would be no big deal. for a free country we sure are backward thinking when it comes to sex. there is not one of us here today that is not here without a sex act. We all want to think
it was all procreation on our folks part but in truth it was likley because its’ fun. Have fun, get naked.