Woman arrested for dancing naked at cemetery

A 25-year-old woman who tried to liven the place up with a little naked dancing was arrested for indecent exposure after a recent cemetery jig.

Kara Mitchell clearly misunderstood the lyrics to "Private Dancer."

Kara Mitchell clearly misunderstood the lyrics to "Private Dancer."

According to an article by my breaking news brethren in the Arizona Republic, Kara Mitchell was completely naked in Mesa Cemetery Friday morning.

Mesa police there said she removed her top and danced for a while before dropping her pants. She twirled around cemetery employees and visitors “paying their respects to the deceased.

After the dance, perhaps some sort of ancient ritual we’ve never heard of, she went to the cemetery office and was observed talking to herself. Police found her in a golf cart.

Fortunately for her, no children were present, else she would be facing serious charges.

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May 11th, 2011
8:39 am

I wish I’d have known… I would have brought some dollar bills.
oh, wait… is that a picture of her?



May 11th, 2011
9:00 am

People were just dying to see her dance.

Notch Johnson

May 11th, 2011
9:04 am

Just when you think you’ve heard it all, some dip stick comes up with something new.

LeRoy Feist

May 11th, 2011
9:06 am

Now, THAT’S funny!!!


May 11th, 2011
9:13 am

“Fortunately for her, no children were present, else she would be facing serious charges.”

fortunately for her? I’d say fortunate for Arizona taxpayers they narrowly avoided flushing hundreds of thousands of $ down the toilet incarcerating someone who in all likelihood poses exactly ZERO risk to anyone. maybe she needs some psychiatric help but clearly is _NOT_ a {GASP!} “SEXUAL PREDATOR”…


May 11th, 2011
9:41 am

I pretty much agree completely with Sid’s post. Good grief folks…how bout we focus on people that are, ya know, dangerous? We have such a lockem up mentality now. Next thing ya know we’ll be burning some witches in the town square.


May 11th, 2011
10:01 am

the girl needs help, not scorn.


May 11th, 2011
10:14 am

i know what she was doing she was dancing on her boyfriends grave …..


May 11th, 2011
10:23 am

I think she might be one of my family members lol. She gives a WHOLE new meaning to I’ll dance on your grave. Wonder if it was to the beat of Thriller.

Miz Thang

May 11th, 2011
10:32 am

People please, this lady must have serious issues and needs help, please let’s not make fun of sick people, this could be your mother, sister,nice, aunt or cousin. I pray that she gets help and not jail.

Relationship Expert

May 11th, 2011
10:41 am

Some consider her crazy. Some might consider her creative. Might just be her audition for a reality show.

Charleston Jacket

May 11th, 2011
10:48 am

Since when did indecent exposure become child molestation? I don’t see how a child happening to see a naked adult constitutes molestation.


May 11th, 2011
11:03 am

Kudos Kara! We need more Free-Spirits like you!!!


May 11th, 2011
11:04 am

Now that’s what you call dancing with the nut’s er I mean the stars.(the ones in her head)

juan diego raul sanchez

May 11th, 2011
11:05 am

she is kinda hot – i wish more chicks would dance naked around the dead – boobs are good…


May 11th, 2011
11:16 am

Charleston: just a guess but I’d say since opportunistic politicians & law enforcement figured out they could distract religious conservatives & paranoid parents from their failure to deal w/actual problems by cavalierly expanding the definition & punishment of “sex crimes”…


May 11th, 2011
12:44 pm

Because heaven knows, the body God gave us must be totally covered at all times. And children should not know what naked people look like. I call ahead when visiting the High museum and have them cover all the naked ladies in the paints whenever we go visit. Let’s call the S.W.A.T. teams out on all the nudists camps. Pst. there’s one in N. GA that has families…including kids! All running around naked! OMG!

This girl needs help. But so does this up tight hyper moral society. American society needs to rethink some of the crap that came down from the Dark Ages. It was called the Dark Ages for a reason.

Well, I have to go an put some clothes on my dog. He’s running around naked again. Sigh.


May 11th, 2011
1:03 pm

Bill I couldn’t have said it any better myself!


May 11th, 2011
1:15 pm

“Police found her in a golf cart.” Did I miss something?


May 11th, 2011
1:32 pm

Thank you GOD for keeping me in my right mind……

Charleston Jacket

May 11th, 2011
1:51 pm

@BillInGA & Sid: completely agree. Sooner or later it’s going to be illegal to change clothes in a public locker room.

Charleston Jacket

May 11th, 2011
1:55 pm

On another note, I’m surprised there’s no mention of illicit drug use. Andrew, we see weirder stuff in Atlanta on an almost daily basis… I think this is a “pics or it didn’t happen” moment.


May 11th, 2011
2:08 pm

She looks pretty happy to me! I don’t think she needs help she was probably so high you would need a telescope to see her!


May 11th, 2011
2:28 pm

Has anyone thought that this woman simply did some wild drugs and got a little too rowdy? I mean, maybe she had no idea she was in a cemetary and got hot, then felt like doing a jig. Sounds pretty possible to me.


May 11th, 2011
2:30 pm

Headstone lap dance anyone….lol. OUT OF CONTROL

Vick=Dog killing Thug

May 11th, 2011
4:14 pm

Wicca ceremony I suspect?


May 11th, 2011
6:00 pm


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May 11th, 2011
6:00 pm

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May 11th, 2011
6:20 pm

I thought PCP was outlawed! Poor mourners… had to see a nappy-headed black woman dropping it like it’s hot!


May 11th, 2011
10:09 pm

Geeze, we are all born naked! whats the big deal? I mean lets turn everyone into a sex offender.
I have heard it said by many who really know, that if nudity were common place sex crimes would be all but gone. it is that it would be no big deal. for a free country we sure are backward thinking when it comes to sex. there is not one of us here today that is not here without a sex act. We all want to think
it was all procreation on our folks part but in truth it was likley because its’ fun. Have fun, get naked.


May 11th, 2011
11:06 pm



May 14th, 2011
5:30 pm

It’s clear she is mentally sick,and need help. Nothing surprises me any more it’s the day/world in which we live!

anne humphrey

May 15th, 2011
5:42 pm

Lordy lordy, A human dances naked, Lucky the children did not see…or she would have been “facing serious charges”! Where is this scary place with such punitive laws? China? North Korea? The sooner we all dance naked the better the world would be as it would cure those with unhealthy fascination brought on by having been denied to see what is natural…


May 16th, 2011
11:22 am

Sounds like either Voodoo or a Witchcraft ritual (dancing “sky-clad”).


May 16th, 2011
11:32 am

She made a grave mistake.


May 16th, 2011
11:34 am

What an intelligent comment Anne. Now why don’t you go on over to Antarctica and dance around naked for a while, just don’t let any penguins see you.

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