Woman arrested for dancing naked at cemetery

A 25-year-old woman who tried to liven the place up with a little naked dancing was arrested for indecent exposure after a recent cemetery jig.

Kara Mitchell clearly misunderstood the lyrics to "Private Dancer."

Kara Mitchell clearly misunderstood the lyrics to "Private Dancer."

According to an article by my breaking news brethren in the Arizona Republic, Kara Mitchell was completely naked in Mesa Cemetery Friday morning.

Mesa police there said she removed her top and danced for a while before dropping her pants. She twirled around cemetery employees and visitors “paying their respects to the deceased.

After the dance, perhaps some sort of ancient ritual we’ve never heard of, she went to the cemetery office and was observed talking to herself. Police found her in a golf cart.

Fortunately for her, no children were present, else she would be facing serious charges.

37 comments Add your comment

really.

May 11th, 2011
8:39 am

I wish I’d have known… I would have brought some dollar bills.
oh, wait… is that a picture of her?

…nevermind.

Teehee

May 11th, 2011
9:00 am

People were just dying to see her dance.

Notch Johnson

May 11th, 2011
9:04 am

Just when you think you’ve heard it all, some dip stick comes up with something new.

LeRoy Feist

May 11th, 2011
9:06 am

Now, THAT’S funny!!!

Sid

May 11th, 2011
9:13 am

“Fortunately for her, no children were present, else she would be facing serious charges.”

fortunately for her? I’d say fortunate for Arizona taxpayers they narrowly avoided flushing hundreds of thousands of $ down the toilet incarcerating someone who in all likelihood poses exactly ZERO risk to anyone. maybe she needs some psychiatric help but clearly is _NOT_ a {GASP!} “SEXUAL PREDATOR”…

RxDawg

May 11th, 2011
9:41 am

I pretty much agree completely with Sid’s post. Good grief folks…how bout we focus on people that are, ya know, dangerous? We have such a lockem up mentality now. Next thing ya know we’ll be burning some witches in the town square.

reebok

May 11th, 2011
10:01 am

the girl needs help, not scorn.

Ikilltaggers

May 11th, 2011
10:14 am

i know what she was doing she was dancing on her boyfriends grave …..

Debra

May 11th, 2011
10:23 am

I think she might be one of my family members lol. She gives a WHOLE new meaning to I’ll dance on your grave. Wonder if it was to the beat of Thriller.

Miz Thang

May 11th, 2011
10:32 am

People please, this lady must have serious issues and needs help, please let’s not make fun of sick people, this could be your mother, sister,nice, aunt or cousin. I pray that she gets help and not jail.