UPS delivers 5 pounds of marijuana

Atlanta-based UPS is known for its ability to get any package anywhere.

Once, they delivered giant whale sharks from Taiwan to Atlanta. And some pandas from China.

UPS delivered bamboo-smoking pandas from China to Atlanta in 2009.

UPS delivered bamboo-smoking pandas from China to Atlanta in 2009.

Big Brown’s task was not so difficult recently in Upper Darby, Pa., which, as most cartography students know, is just above Lower Darby.

There, the UPS man delivered 5 pounds of marijuana to an “elderly couple,” according to the local CBS station.

The couple opened the package and found what police describe as “high quality” marijuana worth about $22,000.

They called the cops, which was wise. I surmise many recipients of such a package would be morally tested to do the same.

The return addresses on the package were fake, which indicates the person who shipped it is not a complete idiot.

13 comments Add your comment

SmokinJoe

April 28th, 2011
12:54 am

Wowwwwwwwwwwwww why can’t I ever get this lucky?? I woulda been smoked out for the rest of the freakin year!!!!! Puff puff pass!!!!

sp

May 11th, 2011
1:15 pm

“I love my fed-ex guy cause he’s a drug dealer and he doesn’t even know it…and he’s always on time.” – Mitch Hedberg

Zack

May 11th, 2011
2:23 pm

Paul, either you speak from experience, work for a shipping company or are an undercover narcotics officer. SO……………………….