Want sexual bliss on the first date? Find a Nirvana fan.
Looking for a cold shoulder? Someone who likes Coldplay may suit you.
An unscientific survey by Tastebuds.com, an Internet matchmaking site I’ve never heard of, suggests fans of hard rock are more likely to “go all the way.”
Curiously, fans of Katy Perry aren’t as sexually charged as the endowed one’s infamous Sesame Street appearance.
But Kanye West’s female fans must have been listening when he sang “Get down girl go head get down.” His fans are among the busiest, according to the handy chart.
Only400 anonymous users responded to the survey, and they may have all been lying, but, in my opinion, the results seem just as likely to indicate who’s the most stoned.
As one of Spinal Tap’s drummers once said, “As long as there’s, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.”