11:41 am April 13, 2011, by George Mathis
Want sexual bliss on the first date? Find a Nirvana fan.

Looking for a cold shoulder? Someone who likes Coldplay may suit you.
An unscientific survey by Tastebuds.com, an Internet matchmaking site I’ve never heard of, suggests fans of hard rock are more likely to “go all the way.”
Curiously, fans of Katy Perry aren’t as sexually charged as the endowed one’s infamous Sesame Street appearance.
But Kanye West’s female fans must have been listening when he sang “Get down girl go head get down.” His fans are among the busiest, according to the handy chart.
Only400 anonymous users responded to the survey, and they may have all been lying, but, in my opinion, the results seem just as likely to indicate who’s the most stoned.
As one of Spinal Tap’s drummers once said, “As long as there’s, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.”
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I sand DIXIE...
April 13th, 2011
6:59 pm
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Wow…1st
This is stupid
April 13th, 2011
7:49 pm
what a bunch of meaningless crap to write about
Bluntman
April 15th, 2011
11:39 am
Kanye West is trash. His mouth should of stayed wired shut.
Pravin
April 15th, 2011
2:08 pm
a ver..me da que somos muy gigolos eh?
lemonchiffon
April 16th, 2011
12:57 am
So….If I love Radiohead and Nirvana, what does that say?
Kanye
April 16th, 2011
2:42 pm
President Bush hates black people!
stat man
April 17th, 2011
2:57 am
What a Dumb Dumb Dummy article!
Please Learn Basic Statistics.
It’s not all that difficult to understand and it will open up the mind.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statistics
blue_moon
April 17th, 2011
8:59 am
A far cry from the days when Barry White did the trick.