Unprotected sex makes women happier, according to the Dr. Lazar Greenfield, the once-upon-a-time incoming president of the American College of Surgeons.
Less shockingly, he has resigned his position as editor in chief of Surgery News and won’t be getting that prestigious new gig after all.
The entire online issue of the publication in which the article appeared — the official newspaper of the American College of Surgeons — was also withdrawn.
Here’s the offending text:
It’s been known since the 1990s that heterosexual women living together synchronize their menstrual cycles because of pheromones, but when a study of lesbians showed that they do not synchronize, the researchers suspected that semen played a role. In fact, they found