Jailed man didn’t leave much behind
Going to jail’s no fun because of all the things you have to leave behind.
Does he pass gas every time he gets a text message?
A 29-year-old tattoo artist in Lake County California got around that by shoving a cell phone, MP3 player, headphones, marijuana, tobacco and $140 in cash in his rectum, according to an article on The Smoking Gun.
Corrections officers were led to Earl Lee Vogt’s cell by the smell of burning marijuana, which is still illegal in California jails.
Vogt, sentenced on a narcotics violation, appeared to be in discomfort when strip searched, but that may be because he’d just realized he’d forgotten to pack his flat screen.
Vogt denied being in pain but did admit, “My [bleep] is bleeding.”
Apparently, this sort of behavior is so common jail workers call it “keystering.” I thought it was spelled “keistering” but thankfully I’m no expert on this subject.
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15 comments Add your comment
Biggie Smalls
March 19th, 2011
4:51 pm
Damn this dudes ass is whalered out to fit that much stuff in there
Jonathan
March 19th, 2011
9:27 pm
Want to here something hilarious… This dude named his baby Da’Million Dollaz Vogt. Seriously…. Flippin lame!
smackdown
March 20th, 2011
1:28 pm
@ jonathan u need to leave his kid out of it
DIAMOND BOOOOIII
March 24th, 2011
7:48 pm
this is too funny. earl “kane” vogt. you forgot “ur” dog diamond and “ur” truck in ur behind. oh wait diamond and the truck are mine. whoops. guess i don’t have to worry about what you will try to steel from me next.
sash
March 25th, 2011
7:30 pm
ouch!