Jailed man didn’t leave much behind

Going to jail’s no fun because of all the things you have to leave behind.

Jail workers said Earl Lee Vogt passes gas every time he gets a text message.

Does he pass gas every time he gets a text message?

A 29-year-old tattoo artist in Lake County California got around that by shoving a cell phone, MP3 player, headphones, marijuana, tobacco and $140 in cash in his rectum, according to an article on The Smoking Gun.

Corrections officers were led to Earl Lee Vogt’s cell by the smell of burning marijuana, which is still illegal in California jails.

Vogt, sentenced on a narcotics violation, appeared to be in discomfort when strip searched, but that may be because he’d just realized he’d forgotten to pack his flat screen.

Vogt denied being in pain but did admit, “My [bleep] is bleeding.”

Apparently, this sort of behavior is so common jail workers call it “keystering.” I thought it was spelled “keistering” but thankfully I’m no expert on this subject.

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15 comments Add your comment

DW

March 18th, 2011
3:32 pm

DAMN! Thats sick!

Rik Roberts

March 18th, 2011
3:37 pm

Well, there’s your problem. If he had a good Android smart phone, he wouldn’t have needed BOTH a cell phone and an MP3 player. (Wonder if he is a Green Bay fan?)

Aquagirl

March 18th, 2011
4:56 pm

That expression in the mug shot says it all.

Smart azz

March 18th, 2011
5:08 pm

That pot he was smoking must have been some good sh~~………..

dougmo2

March 18th, 2011
5:09 pm

Going to jail’s no fun because of all the things you have to leave behind. Wrong

Going to jail’s no fun because of all the things you have to stick up your behind.

Smart azz

March 18th, 2011
5:10 pm

Bet he walked funny………

Smart azz

March 18th, 2011
5:11 pm

Maybe he was just trying to stretch it in preparation for Bubba.

Smart azz

March 18th, 2011
5:12 pm

Maybe he had a past of “hamstering.”

GotAMatch

March 19th, 2011
12:05 am

How’d you like to be a cellmate who finished off one of Mr. Vogt’s smokes just before he learned where it had been stashed?

shawn

March 19th, 2011
2:13 am

damn!!!! i was in jail with this guy about a year ago for real. he walked funny but never thought that was why!!! me and him could of been friends!

Biggie Smalls

March 19th, 2011
4:51 pm

Damn this dudes ass is whalered out to fit that much stuff in there

Jonathan

March 19th, 2011
9:27 pm

Want to here something hilarious… This dude named his baby Da’Million Dollaz Vogt. Seriously…. Flippin lame!

smackdown

March 20th, 2011
1:28 pm

@ jonathan u need to leave his kid out of it

DIAMOND BOOOOIII

March 24th, 2011
7:48 pm

this is too funny. earl “kane” vogt. you forgot “ur” dog diamond and “ur” truck in ur behind. oh wait diamond and the truck are mine. whoops. guess i don’t have to worry about what you will try to steel from me next.

sash

March 25th, 2011
7:30 pm