I am literally banging on my desk laughing this morning while reading a blog I recently discovered entitled “Bedtimes are for Suckers – The Only Blog Written by a Pissed-off 5-year old.”
Five-year-old Lily is tired of her mom writing about her in her blog. Lily doesn’t like that mom is criticizing her pretend restaurant, accusing her of trashing the car and complaining about how hard it is to take care of her. So she’s striking back with a blog of her own. And it is spit-out-your coffee funny!
“From what I can tell, the whole “mommy blogging” world is one never-ending b####-fest about how us kids get on your nerves. Did you ever think maybe hanging out with you guys is no picnic either?”
She goes on to give us the top five reason her mom is a pain in the a##. They include:
She’s always messing with my s### (This 5-year-old curses more than I do!): She describes in perfect detail how she has dolls lying on every blanket in the house and her mom comes around and cleans it up. (This sounds so familiar. Lilina loves/hates this game!
She’s a hypocrite – Apparently the 5-year-old has noticed mom sneaking ice cream but handing Lily celery instead of candy.
Other fantastic posts include:
5 Ways to Get your Lazy-A## parents out of bed
My Mom’s S##### review of my pretend restaurant
5 things kids can get away with while mommy works
Also check out Lily’s favorite Web sites on her blogroll. They include DFACS.
Well worth your time to read, this blog has made my day, and I will be bookmarking and visiting over and over again! (I am just bummed I didn’t think of it!)
Tell me what you think? Does the 5-year-old speak the truth about parents?