For your amusement: Naked pregnancy shots and other Awkward Family Photos

With one week left before school is out I know we’re all feeling a little senioritis so I thought it would fun to share this photo site of crazy and hysterical family photos.

First up: Pregnant lady shots!

Filed under pregnant ladies do crazy hormone-fueled things: A collection of awkward and (and often naked) pregnant women showing off their bulging bellies from the Web site “Awkward Family Photos.”

Some of my favorites include – the hockey mom (Is she wearing a sleep bra? Why would you include the other children?), the pregnant couple almost getting it on, the lady with the hand gun and a watermelon! Take the time to click on this link! But be prepared to muffle your laughter if at work!

For your continued amusement the site also offers general awkward family photos. Be horrified by babies sitting in toilets or children taped to windows to look like their siblings. Also seems to be a lot of Renaissance/Braveheart dressing up photos.

Hall of Fame category

The kids

Holidays – Not as funny as some of the other categories – but there is a baby dressed a turkey and a whole family dressed up like potatoes

Awful family portraits

There are many more categories to peruse on the site.

Tell us: Did you take any cringe-inducing naked belly and boob pregnancy shots? Were your husband’s hands on your boob? What was the worst pregnancy shot you ever took?

What about other awkward family shots? Any other photos you wouldn’t want to get out?

What were your favorite shots from the site? Direct us to any that made you snort coffee out your nose.

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December 13th, 2010
12:07 pm

A bit sick, seeing preggers Mom raise her shirt up to have 6 kids suckling like pigs. No, no and NO. I never liked pictures of the big belly preggo woman exposing herself and just think it’s bizarre. It’s not cute, keep it at home.


December 13th, 2010
12:24 pm

LOL@Photius! I am a firm believer that these should be photos for the family album and not for mass viewing.

Theresa Walsh Giarrusso

December 13th, 2010
12:27 pm

They were kissing the new baby through her tummy – I knew what they were doing but it did look odd!

My husband says I’m behind on this site that everyone has already seen it but I hadn’t and I was laughing last night!

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December 13th, 2010
1:18 pm

Oh geez, thanks for the laugh. I have not seen this site so yes, I’m cracking up. Love the pregnant tire lady & the couple with the dead turkey. REALLY??

I just went through the “Hall of fame”- take a look at the “Eye Contact” picture. Freaky! And the girls in their prom dresses with the chickens- hysterical.

I am definitely not a fan of the pregnant belly shots but then again, I did not enjoy being pregnant so maybe that’s why I think there are all of about 3 pictures of me (fully clothed) while I was pregnant.

bunch of yentas

December 13th, 2010
2:01 pm

Hilarious. I haven’t seen this before now. Thanks. I won’t get any work done for the rest of the day.


December 13th, 2010
2:23 pm

These are hilarious! I posted the preggo shots on my FB account this weekend to rave reviews. I think it’s nice to have some tasteful shots done for memories, but so many have gotten down right weird! A friend had hers done in a wheat field. In one shot she’s topless with maternity jeans on, leaning back with her legs kind of spread. It’s VERY suggestive looking -except you also kind of feel like -is she about to give birth? It still gives me the heebie jeebies to think of it!

I love the preggo with the gun and the watermelon! Classic!

Name (required)

December 13th, 2010
2:37 pm

Why do I get the feeling that people who end up on that website also end up on the or whatever site.

the truth hurts

December 13th, 2010
2:51 pm

I totally turned on.


December 13th, 2010
5:15 pm

Can’t bring myself to look at these. Private stuff should not be published like this.


December 13th, 2010
5:19 pm

BTW, I LOVED being pregnant and was one of the most attractive pregnant women you could ever hope to see (at least I thought so), but there IS a limit. I have a feeling some of these are FAR beyond that limit.

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December 13th, 2010
8:36 pm

I love the AFP site. I’ve looked at it many times and always see something amusing. Often, there’s the “what in the world is THAT?!” or “what were these people thinking?!” moments, but they’re so funny. I came across one on the site that you can find by searching the keyword “walrus” in their search box. Only if you’re up for anything would I suggest trying that. I almost spit my drink through my nose when I saw it. There’s another site,, that’s got very amusing wedding pictures in it.


December 13th, 2010
10:03 pm

@Name (required) -I think you’re right about the same folks being on People of Walmart! At least I had a grotesque experience in Walmart while pregnant. I was SO skeezed out when I was about 8 months pregnant the last time around. My husband and I had to stop at Walmart in Ellijay on our way to meet my parents and some friends for the 4th. I had a HUGE pregnant belly and was wearing a hippie-esque sundress, and this guy looked me up and down and all over like he just wanted to lick me. It makes me shudder to think of it even now. My husband was like, “WTH?!?!” I mean, yes, pregnant women are supposed to be beautiful and some even live up to that, but strangers ogling pregnant women are GROSS!

Bluebell Jones

December 14th, 2010
7:09 am

I had heard of this site, it has been around a while but I didn’t look at it because I’ve seen so many of these. And they are frequently stupid. This, however, is internet gold. It’s really hard to pick out just one.

Jeff (Cartersville)

December 14th, 2010
8:06 am

Q: Are these preggo shots safe for work or not? May need to look them up on the BB/at home if not.


December 14th, 2010
11:22 am

JATL–I know what you mean!


December 14th, 2010
1:35 pm

Let God will be done thru this blog

Jenny's Husband

December 16th, 2010
6:57 pm

What’s the big deal? These are non-nude photos.

Some of the hottest porn is with preggos, anyway.


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