Our very own Jesse’s Girl has contributed a guest blog for us also. You would know it was her even without the byline. It just sounds likes her! Sorry no photo! She is still anonymous.
By Jesse’s Girl
One of my dear friends has gone and done something she swore — under oath practically — that she would never in a million years do. She has procreated. Yes, my granola-crunching-the-world’s-population-is-too-big-already-and-to-make-amends-for-this-travesty-she-must-become-a-Peace-Corps-junkie….has spawned!
Recognizing the fact that I am the foremost authority on all things parenting/child related — due to the fact that Jesse and I have been slapped with every monster-rearing nightmare imaginable — she called me seeking wisdom. After I stopped laughing and crying, I told her I would do my level best to calm her fears. I did however remind her who I was, who my children were and that calling me was akin to asking Shirley MacLaine for advice on Christianity or Brittany