What if Jon and Kate were on Match.com …

Some funny, maybe mean, people on Funny or Die.com have created videos of what they think Jon and Kate would say if they were on the online dating site Match.com. I think the Jon one is funnier than the Kate one, but see what you think. Leave us your reactions to the videos below.

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23 comments Add your comment

Christina

July 13th, 2009
1:02 pm

That was awesome. Totally hilarious. Kate forgot to say how she’s not looking for a man…just a doormat.

Anna Banana in Decatur

July 13th, 2009
1:02 pm

Apparently, Jon doesn’t need a listing on Match.com, as he is already dating someone else and has even been photographed with her vacationing inf France (I think it was France). In any case, that was pretty darn quick, since the divorce filing was only 3 weeks ago! I, for one, would NOT want to date a man who has 8 kids — too much drama, not to mention the child support payments he’ll have to make. Nope that’s not for me, I’d let ol’ Johnny Boy keep on walkin’. I’m just sayin’.

Andrea

July 13th, 2009
1:11 pm

One of the company’s commercials made a reference to finding a prince through match.com and suddenly all of the frogs seem so much more appealing!!

Aubrey

July 13th, 2009
1:15 pm

Jon and his new 22 year old girlfriend are currently working with designer Christian Audigier to design a childrens clothing line for Ed Hardy. Talk about wasting no time. He also states his 8 kids will be featured modeling them in advertisements. So much for him wanting to be out the spotlight.

Amber

July 13th, 2009
1:36 pm

Aubrey–Is that true? That is so sad. It’s like their kids = capital. I really hope that is not true.

Tiffany

July 13th, 2009
1:45 pm

That is too funny! With all the strange people out there…I’m sure there would be people lined up to date each of them. Yeah, Jon could keep on walkin’ for me too. WAY too much baggage!

Joyce

July 13th, 2009
1:51 pm

LOL and I don’t even watch the show…

Juice

July 13th, 2009
1:51 pm

I don’t think he’s jumping in too fast. Apparently, this divorce was building from several years ago. And if he was remaining faithful during that time of “not getting any from home,” Jon’s got a lot of pent-up energy. More power to him.

MacArthur

July 13th, 2009
3:23 pm

His first extramarital girlfriend (the school teacher) apparently made a sex tape, which, of course her ex-boyfriend has released. Ahh, love and pop culture.

Nicholas

July 13th, 2009
3:39 pm

I’m amazed he didn’t leave sooner.

Jesse's Girl

July 13th, 2009
3:41 pm

Oh my geez!!! I just blew tea through my nose!!!!! The Jon one rocks…he only sits on “this” side of the couch!!!

2Old4This

July 13th, 2009
4:54 pm

Who the heck is Jon and Kate? And why should I give a flip?

fred

July 13th, 2009
5:19 pm

Way too funny! Interesting that some of the first comments were about his child support and his lack of waiting. Seems that I remember something about they had not been together as husband and wife for several months but were just putting on the show. If that’s true, then it is not 3 weeks that they have been apart but several months. I have only watched the show occasionally but based on what I have seen, there’s no guarantee she will get support. It all depends on the way the TV money is structured and it could be successfully argued that he left his job to be a stay at home Dad. She could very well end up on paying end or at least no money going back and forth.

Back to lurking! :)

fred

July 13th, 2009
5:20 pm

By the way, the husband and wife reference is about the marraige/relationship not anything physical.

Match

July 13th, 2009
7:42 pm

Oh man. I feel for Kate. Not a bad looking girl. I’d hit it. But that is about all. 8 kids….that is a new definition of baggage. Well there is Octomom. Tough situation for her. Very tough. As far as Jon, he, like most single fairly goodlooking men (I say that cause he certainly doesn’t look like much) shouldn’t have much trouble meeting women. Probably won’t amount to much but I doubt he’ll be lonely very often. What a mess. Decisions. You make them. Then you have to deal with the consequences.

Nadia

July 13th, 2009
10:05 pm

I thought they were pretty funny. Reverse Mullett—–HAHAHAHAHAHA

Theresa Walsh Giarrusso

July 13th, 2009
10:48 pm

Jesse’s Girl – I thought the Jon one was hysterical — the brightest spot I’ve had in weeks. — this side of the coach cracked me up too

nurse&mother

July 14th, 2009
1:04 am

Pretty funny, Theresa. After looking at the photos of John with a flavor of the month (and acting like a teen with raging hormones), I realize that they are both wackadoos! I used to think it was just Kate.

Makes me thankful for a drama-free life.

nurse&mother

July 14th, 2009
1:04 am

How’s your brother, Theresa? I have been thinking and praying for you guys.

catlady

July 14th, 2009
10:56 am

They will probably “get” the kind of people they deserve.

Becky

July 14th, 2009
2:58 pm

I know that Kate was always made out to be the bad one, but I would act that way also if I had a husband that acted the way that Jon always did…Either way, I feel sorry for the kids…

Jacquie

July 15th, 2009
12:21 pm

Those hair plugs Jon got in that one episode must have caused him to become quite the babe-magnet!

Left to Right

July 17th, 2009
6:12 pm

Agree the “Jon” one was better:

“Someone who likes Bluetooths.”

“About me? Full of energy . . . “