Why is size important? Seriously!
Welcome back to another year of Misadventures in Atlanta! I’d like to give a warm greeting to new readers and a great big church lady hug to all our regulars. I thought I would start things off with a bang (no pun, really!) and explore the topic of “package size.” To maintain the integrity of our search engine optimization, I will say package, alright?
Men and women have debated ad nauseam if size matters. Regardless of what side of the issue you stand, I have always wondered why it is actually important in the first place. I was watching an episode of Misfits (science fiction-esque show) and one of the characters had his package..stolen. He literally did not want to live any longer.
Science fiction aside, what would happen to a guy if he did not have his package to define his manhood? There are so many other things about men that make them wonderful, why is their size so important?
I think of how – in comparison – many women feel the same when they have their breasts removed. They feel less of a woman, less feminine, etc. How are these body parts perceived as so much of who we think we are and how we see ourselves?
Let’s Discuss!
By Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta Dating Blog
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Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
2:30 pm
@Sassy: Most days I don’t say anything, but my nerves are worn thin today…..
On another note, shoutout to Zoe’s Kitchen for a yummy Greek salad.
DuShawn
January 2nd, 2013
2:31 pm
Now that I think about it…There are probably a few women out there that would say I got some sorry diznic……not many, but a few. I have had the occassional poor showing, but I always tried to redeem myself when given another opportunity.
SlimNu - More of me, less of you
January 2nd, 2013
2:33 pm
Robert – Yeah, water is not the vajayjay’s friend…It’s good in theory but in reality it’s WACK
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
2:33 pm
LOL@Kimmie! Well said.
@Bluz: no big whoop on the no youngblood response. dude was kinda weird if you ask me. Which you didn’t….so sorry. Want me to call Boogie Man and ask him to meet you there????? LOLOLOL
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
2:34 pm
Say it again, Slim!!!
Are Court, Slim, and I the only ones who think so?
kimmie
January 2nd, 2013
2:34 pm
Light – How is that Zoe’s Kitchen? I have been curious about it. I love Greek salad, so glad to hear they have a good one.
Single and Happy
January 2nd, 2013
2:34 pm
Hey disco here’s a ticket for you, a really big savings (LMAO)
Atlanta to Rio De Janeiro $1658 RT | save $31 today
Courtside Seats!!! Caught on the Kiss Cam :)
January 2nd, 2013
2:35 pm
Exiled, I have a portable, pocket coochie juice tester…Kinda like the cocaine tester they use on TV….Put one of the prospective pubes in the water and shake real good….If the water turns red, my chances are dead, If the water turns Blue, the hole is true…and if the water starts to boil…………
Bluzgirl
January 2nd, 2013
2:36 pm
ITL – I totally forgot about Boogie Man! LOL!!! He did call me one time and only one time and didn’t leave a message. I wasn’t about to answer it or call him back. Why oh why did I give him my number? LOL!!!
DuShawn
January 2nd, 2013
2:36 pm
It’s good in theory but in reality it’s WACK….so true. Not to mention trying to do it in the Ocean. Sounds romantic, but that’s about it.
Single and Happy
January 2nd, 2013
2:40 pm
Tried to hot tub and the ocean, it’s a once in a lifetime experience because it aint going to happen again (LOL) saw this movie of a couple doing it while scuba diving, not on my bucket list
SlimNu - More of me, less of you
January 2nd, 2013
2:41 pm
ITL – Ohhh i love Greek salad. I need to google and find out where this Zoe’s place is located
Bluzgirl
January 2nd, 2013
2:43 pm
I once had sex in a swimming pool. I was actually ok with my wetness, but I put my back out and couldn’t move for a couple of days…Never again…
disco
January 2nd, 2013
2:45 pm
oh my. what a turn the conversation has taken. y’all are some naught miscreants.
s/h – I was actually looking for tickets to sao Paulo. I think the best I saw was around $1300.
Exiled!
January 2nd, 2013
2:45 pm
Court?
Here is the rub..an STD on a wang is hidden in clothes..so it’s truly ur pvt problem
Now an STD on ur lips,visible to everybody and folks gawking and
everytime they look ur way…?
I ain’t as brazen as some folks really to dive in with the mouf!
No woman is that worthy for me just lick coz it feels good on her and I want her to nutt in my face.
Now…..cough cough..! Iam game if she wants to slob on the Big brown Dong!
Ijs
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
2:46 pm
@Kimmie and Slim: It’s a chain. It’s kinda like the Chipotle or Doc Green’s of Mediterranean food. Kimmie, there’s one over here at Akers Mill – in the same lot as Bed Bath and Beyond and ChickfilA.
@Court: You remind me so much of someone I used to know……
MsAtl
January 2nd, 2013
2:47 pm
Afternoon All!
Started out reading the comments, then just skipped to the end.
Topic- Size matters only to a certain degree. I would not want kiddie-sized, lol. Other than that, what you do with it is more important to me.
DuShawn & Disco- what is it with chicks trying to “tell” the spouse? I had to talk someone out of doing that also. You can’t get involved with someone you know is attached, then try to spill the beans when you don’t get what you want; that’s just messy.
SlimNu - More of me, less of you
January 2nd, 2013
2:48 pm
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
2:49 pm
I’ve never done the hot tub, but I have the pool. It was, like Stamps said, something to do to say you’ve done, but it wasn’t my favorite. Besides that, hotel pool with concrete steps + ITL = scrapes that make it difficult to sit down. Or kneel.
Robert
January 2nd, 2013
2:49 pm
@Exiled!- “What kinda of due diligence do u guys do on these famed Y dining locales?”
I grew-up in Washington, DC and know live in ATL so it is important to do “due diligence” on any woman you plan on being intimate with.
First, I think it is important to be honest with women when it comes to a sexual relationship. For example oral sex is reserved for very special people (RSVP). If I am not in a committed relationship I will not perform oral sex. I have no problem with the woman performing oral sex on me. I am selfish. Forgive me. We call that a “68″ rather than a “69″. The sex will be great, but just without oral sex. I owe you one.
Single and Happy
January 2nd, 2013
2:50 pm
Ex, if it’s that bad why would you want to stick any part of your body anywhere near it?
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
2:51 pm
(waving) Heeeey, Stamps!
disco
January 2nd, 2013
2:52 pm
ms atl – (I always type mrs atl and then have to fix it. go figure). I agree. it’s messy but since it’s not my mess I won’t front. I love to hear about the drama. lol. right or wrong, wrong or right. you get what you get when it’s all said and done. and, for the record, I’ve never been overly fond of wives/girlfriends who call numbers trying to figure out if you know their man. I’m like really. get off my phone before I hurt your feelings. I don’t care if I have to make something up. lol.
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
2:52 pm
and if the water starts to boil…………
……rip open the packet made of foil……
Single and Happy
January 2nd, 2013
2:52 pm
Disco, I’m trying to make up my mind where I’m going for my Bday, don’t know which one, but I’ll be on some island
DuShawn
January 2nd, 2013
2:53 pm
not on my bucket list…….That reminds me of the time a friend told me she wanted to do it outside. We had a nice suite, but chose this nearby park. The sun was setting, the lake was glistening, and we found a secluded area on the nature walk trail. I took her behind this big tree, caressed her and kissed her gently, pulled up that sundress and pushed that thong to the side and went in. About thirty seconds into it, some sh&t started stinging my exposed butt cheeks, she began slapping her neck and face. Man……them mosquitoes started tearing our azz up like bees. We bust out laughing and got the hell back to the room.
Some fantasies are better left unfulfilled
Exiled!
January 2nd, 2013
2:53 pm
Single..thing is I don’t know.
but like I say,if I’m to take a risk I wld rather the risk won’t show on my mouf
Bluzgirl
January 2nd, 2013
2:58 pm
Slim – it was a regular pool, but I think we thought that we were Olympic synchronised swimmers cause we were trying all different ways. Was fun at the time…
SlimNu - More of me, less of you
January 2nd, 2013
2:58 pm
DuS – That is super funny. I think doing it on the beach is better in theory as well. Yall talking bout dry coo tie but it’s waaaay worse if sand gets down there. OUCH!
Exiled!
January 2nd, 2013
3:00 pm
Pulling thong to side and goin’ in….
That’s a real fantab experience…the thong playing some kinda cork blocking function timidly.
That’s as enjoyable as Fu$$&ing a woman thats feigning like she don’t want it…tacit approval
The bomb!
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
3:00 pm
@Bluz: I wondered that the night you gave it to him, but I thought, “Well….maybe she has a pawpaw fettish…..” LOL Seriously, he’s a nice guy and a good cook. But he tends to overestimate his “pull power” if you know what I mean….
kimmie
January 2nd, 2013
3:03 pm
Light – Yeah, I pass by that one & plan to stop in.
MsAtl
January 2nd, 2013
3:07 pm
Disco- I did give my friend advice because she asked for it. And yes, I advised her not to calll the wife. I am not fond of folks who go through and call numbers either. The only time I called a number is when I verified that there was in fact something going on & called the chick to give him to her. First and last time I called her, didn’t want him back & didn’t take him back.
Bluzgirl
January 2nd, 2013
3:08 pm
ITL – LOL! I wasn’t even drunk when I gave him my number!
I had a fantasy about getting down on the beach and really enjoyed it when it happened. Just put a couple of towels down to keep from getting sand everything. Another time, we had sex in an empty lifeguard stand…that was pretty hot…
Bluzgirl
January 2nd, 2013
3:09 pm
ITL – by the way, T Du has to work tomorrow and Mags is sick. Oh well…just you and me then!!!
Bluzgirl
January 2nd, 2013
3:10 pm
I’ll also have to fill you in on some drama with Lola…she ain’t my friend anymore…
Leggs
January 2nd, 2013
3:12 pm
“…them mosquitoes started tearing our azz up like bees. We bust out laughing and got the hell back to the room.” – Funniest read of the day.
Leggs
January 2nd, 2013
3:14 pm
Water intrigues me, but I find no pleasure making out on a beach.
Courtside Seats!!! Caught on the Kiss Cam :)
January 2nd, 2013
3:17 pm
Ex, I feel your point…. While lip service happens to be high on my list of things to do, I do not partake with everyone…… As much as I would like to, I don’t….There has to be some filtering process…..
Single and Happy
January 2nd, 2013
3:18 pm
Is it wrong to come back from vacation and put in for your next vacation
Robert
January 2nd, 2013
3:18 pm
@MsATL – “The only time I called a number is when I verified that there was in fact something going on & called the chick to give him to her.”
I remember when I was married a woman called my house late at night (2:00am) woke my ex-wife up and told her she wanted her to know that I was having an affair with her. My ex-wife asked her what was her problem calling her house at 2:00am in the morning telling her about her husband. My ex-wife told the woman that she is just as guilty as I was because she knew at some point in time that I was married and she still decided to have an affair with a married man. My ex-wife told the woman she would sue her and hold her accountable for her lack of judgement. When I finally got my divorce my ex-wife sued the other woman and won her judgement for emotional distress. Only in America can the ex sue the girlfriend and win money.
Exiled!
January 2nd, 2013
3:18 pm
Do u change the sheets each time after one of ur sexual fantasies?
@Bluz
I’m guessing u one of those that get dingy moist wett in the vj?
And I’m sure with an ambien assist,the virtual self sex is just dabomb!
kimmie
January 2nd, 2013
3:21 pm
Single – No, in fact it’s probably smart, so that no one else takes the time you want off. I asked my entire staff today to send me their requests for the year so I can set up the vacation calendar.
Leggs
January 2nd, 2013
3:21 pm
There has to be some filtering process…..so much comes to mind. If you don’t filter, you’ll have such a dirty, nasty mouth or you turn your mouth into Coffee filter to keep out the tainted juices because you puddy hopped left and right or now your taste buds has buds of their own…ugghh!
SlimNu - More of me, less of you
January 2nd, 2013
3:22 pm
Ex – Did you make any new year resolutions…maybe crossed your mind to not be so nasty? Just curious nbf
disco
January 2nd, 2013
3:22 pm
S/H – why would that be wrong? lol. where to for vacation number one and where to for vacation number two?
robert – I am always amazed that folks are filing these alienation of affection claims and that our justice system doesn’t strike that foolishness from the books. really?
MsAtl
January 2nd, 2013
3:23 pm
Robert- That is called alienation of affection and is now only available in about 6 states; in the remaining states, the wife is out of luck or relegated to street justice. I chose to cut my losses and get rid of him. I had him for the first 26 years, now he is her problem.
I didn’t argue with her, I was quite calm. Now if she had called me waking me up at 2 am, we would have had a problem, lol.
disco
January 2nd, 2013
3:24 pm
slim – that’s a good one. resolve to not be so nasty. lol. I was talking to a friend yesterday. I don’t recall what she said but my reply was that I was trying not to be mad at MFs this year. after I said it we both laughed. yeah right.
Single and Happy
January 2nd, 2013
3:26 pm
Kimmie can’t do it for the whole year, because most of mine are spontaneous, only doing this one because its my Bday.
kimmie
January 2nd, 2013
3:32 pm
Single – Yeah, I told them to give me what they could, like go on and reserve time around the holidays & such. Is your birthday in January? Both me & hubs are January babies!