Why is size important? Seriously!
Welcome back to another year of Misadventures in Atlanta! I’d like to give a warm greeting to new readers and a great big church lady hug to all our regulars. I thought I would start things off with a bang (no pun, really!) and explore the topic of “package size.” To maintain the integrity of our search engine optimization, I will say package, alright?
Men and women have debated ad nauseam if size matters. Regardless of what side of the issue you stand, I have always wondered why it is actually important in the first place. I was watching an episode of Misfits (science fiction-esque show) and one of the characters had his package..stolen. He literally did not want to live any longer.
Science fiction aside, what would happen to a guy if he did not have his package to define his manhood? There are so many other things about men that make them wonderful, why is their size so important?
I think of how – in comparison – many women feel the same when they have their breasts removed. They feel less of a woman, less feminine, etc. How are these body parts perceived as so much of who we think we are and how we see ourselves?
Let’s Discuss!
By Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta Dating Blog
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245 comments Add your comment
DuShawn
January 2nd, 2013
1:17 pm
Ladies did yall know effort increases size. If you got skillz, you could bring up an extra inch or so.
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
1:24 pm
(ITL tapping monitor screen) Hello??? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?????
Congrats, Auntie Sassy on your new nephew!
Leggs
January 2nd, 2013
1:24 pm
Congratulations, SassyMe!!! Love the name.
Exactly, DuShawn, because if you have skills and the ride is to both our satisfaction, that’s all that matters.
Robert
January 2nd, 2013
1:25 pm
@Sassy & Leggs – “reminds me of a time when I tried “a lil more” and had to buck off that stallion. That was entirely TOO much!”
Hello. “Buck off that stallion.” lol. Most women think they can handle a “lil more” until they run into the real deal. I have met many “freaks” who could not handle 10″ or more. A very humbling experience for women who think “bigger is better”.
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
1:26 pm
Last ride I had, I was bucking like a wild woman. Folk could hear me screaming for blocks around. And then my quarter ran out, and the grocery store manager made me leave.
SlimNu - More of me, less of you
January 2nd, 2013
1:29 pm
ITL – You so crazy lol
Is Bluz in here? I wanted to know if she got some Magnum Wang over the holidays.
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
1:30 pm
Yeah, where is Bluz????
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
1:30 pm
@Bluz (wherever you are): Wanna go to Darwin’s on Thurs???
Sassy Me...Feeling like New ;-)
January 2nd, 2013
1:34 pm
Umm Robert…okay to each his own….do yoU.
Not going to banter back and forth with you about “most women” because I can only speak for myself..
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
1:37 pm
Robert’s Rules of Blogging
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Robert
January 2nd, 2013
1:38 pm
” They feel less of a woman, less feminine, etc.”
Ladies, I have a question? Some women have a hard time keeping their “package” moist. I know guys who complain about how dry their woman’s “package” is before, during and after intercourse. It does not matter what the woman age or race is. Some couples use lubricants such as creams and other jells to compensate for pre-mature dryness. I do not like to use lubricants and a dry “package” will irritate the man.
What can I do? Any advice?
SlimNu - More of me, less of you
January 2nd, 2013
1:39 pm
Oops, I guess if I read the comments from this morning I would’ve seen nothing went down. Oh
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
1:39 pm
@Robert: Yep. Focus on pleasing her so that she’s as ready as you are.
Bluzgirl
January 2nd, 2013
1:40 pm
I’m here, I’m here!!! No Magnum wang over the holidays…we did hang out once and had a good time, but nothing happened.
ITL – I was thinking about it…haven’t been in a minute!!! If you’re up for it, then I’m up for it!
Bluzgirl
January 2nd, 2013
1:42 pm
Robert – I’ve never had that problem…
Off to lunch…be back shortly…
DuShawn
January 2nd, 2013
1:42 pm
Robert – Lick it first…… lol…..but serioulsy, you bring up a valid point. Sandpaper gutz is a serious issue for some women.
Leggs
January 2nd, 2013
1:43 pm
Robert ~ I knew I may not be able to handle him just by looking at him nekkid. I had to try before I could say unequivocally, “no can do!”
SlimNu - More of me, less of you
January 2nd, 2013
1:44 pm
Robert – Licky Licky before you sticky sticky
Celisea....renewed and rejuvenated
January 2nd, 2013
1:46 pm
Congrats Sassy!!
I had to come out on this one……
Robert – What can I do? Any advice
I gots nuthin cause I know nothing about being “dry.” As long as I’m attracted, I’m NEVER dry. Really if I’m attracted, the juices flow easily….waaaay before we get to that point.
Just something for Rob to think on.
Celisea....renewed and rejuvenated
January 2nd, 2013
1:47 pm
And if I’m not attracted, it’s a nonissue cause it ain’t happening….IJS
Courtside Seats!!! Caught on the Kiss Cam :)
January 2nd, 2013
1:47 pm
On size….When I was in college, I had a suite mate that was so large, that he could not fully “stand up”… On more than one occasion he had a girl in his room and they would come into the common area and give everyone that akward sit and look before she “really needed to go study”. Our roomie use to tease him with ” you have a million dollars in the bank, but your debit card does not work”…..
But with the exception my buddy that had an elaphant trunk, the topic of size N E V E R comes up with us……
DuShawn
January 2nd, 2013
1:49 pm
Asking a woman if she has dry kitty is like asking a dude if he has a small package. The answer will always be “no”, but there is a billion dollar industry in lubes and d&ck grow pills. Somebody gotta be lyin.
SlimNu - More of me, less of you
January 2nd, 2013
1:50 pm
SOME folks HAVE to have a massive wang, but i do not need all that. Average does the job just as well. I’m amazed by some of the things women can actually plow into their private parts.
Celisea....renewed and rejuvenated
January 2nd, 2013
1:51 pm
I for one, ain’t gotta lie. Why lie when you can say nothing. But if that’s the case it’s really no different than the daily fables posted…lolololol
Celisea....renewed and rejuvenated
January 2nd, 2013
1:52 pm
And I defintely ain’t gotta prove it. It’s working and juiced for where it’s needed.
If I just think about it….uttt, there she goes
Some of us just got it like that….lololol
Good day folks!!
Exiled!
January 2nd, 2013
1:52 pm
I saw Brandy shacking her azz on the NYE show on abc..
Girl needs to take that azz to the bootey club
It was so not On for us watching at home.
Dang,me and Queen laughed at her poor azz!
DuShawn
January 2nd, 2013
1:53 pm
The trip part is a dude really don’t care if its dry. He will keep pumping and scrape his sh&*t to the white meat trying to get that nut…..Trust me….I’ve been there.
Courtside Seats!!! Caught on the Kiss Cam :)
January 2nd, 2013
1:53 pm
LOL with DuSwhan…… Enzite says that they have sold 10 Million pills, but everrybody claims to be a solid 9 inches and I read somewhere that Trojan has made getting into the 7 billion dollar a year lube business their numberr one priority….
SlimNu - More of me, less of you
January 2nd, 2013
1:56 pm
Every time you turn around you see something for different lubes…so must be something to it. But some men need to realize, you can’t just expect that your whenever your lil man stands at attention, that that means the women is ready. Never underestimate the power of four-play
Exiled!
January 2nd, 2013
1:58 pm
Robert?
Do u have to be with the woman?
Coz a dry vij will cause irritation on the wang….what’s the point?
Why endure all that pain for a long time…
and honestly,lubricants is not the same as natural moist a woman oozes when she’s feeling u like that. It’s also an ego boost to know u wetted her pants.
She needs to work that with her gyno…that’s not ur problem
Unless she’s your wife.
In that case,my commiserations!
Courtside Seats!!! Caught on the Kiss Cam :)
January 2nd, 2013
2:00 pm
Any dude that passes on a chance to have a little “Lunch at the Y” is a fool in my book….. There is no better primer for her and there is no better past time for me!!!!
DuShawn
January 2nd, 2013
2:00 pm
Richard Pryor had a joke “that if you think you ole has sorry puddy, send to her to me”…Good sex is all about the vibe and connection you have with the person. However, I have met a few that were just poor f&*Ks. The vibe was right, the puddy was just garbage.
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
2:04 pm
@Bluz: I’m in!!!
I haven’t been there since the last time we went. We should see if T Du want to go, too! 
There is no better primer for her and there is no better past time for me!!!!
Well hello there, CSCOTKC…..
Robert
January 2nd, 2013
2:05 pm
@DuShawn & SlimNu – “Licky Licky before you sticky sticky”
I love “foreplay” and I think it is very important in any relationship. Believe it or not some women who have this problem do not respond to oral stimulation. The dryness problem tends to be more mental than physical. I have tried other solutions such as moving the action to my Jaccuzi bathtub with great results. It depends on the creativity and experience of the man to recognize whether or not the problem is mental or physical.
Courtside Seats!!! Caught on the Kiss Cam :)
January 2nd, 2013
2:06 pm
And like they say…regardless of how fine she is, or how sexy she is, somewhere out there is a dude that is tired of F****king her……….
SlimNu - More of me, less of you
January 2nd, 2013
2:06 pm
DuS – OMG, garbage????!!!!!! How can it be that bad??? (outside of stankin that is)
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
2:08 pm
Robert, are you for real??? You move it the jacuzzi??? Regardless of what you watch on Skinemax, water in this case does not equal wet. SMH….
Courtside Seats!!! Caught on the Kiss Cam :)
January 2nd, 2013
2:09 pm
ITL…..Is that something you really enjoy????? No joke, there are times when that is my first and only priority……
Courtside Seats!!! Caught on the Kiss Cam :)
January 2nd, 2013
2:11 pm
The Juccuzi???? Funny, everytime I have tried in any type of water senario, the water seems to wash away the natural glide….
Bluzgirl
January 2nd, 2013
2:12 pm
ITL – Let’s do it!!! I may invite Mags also…he’s been wanting to get back up there also. I’ll send a text to T Du!
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
2:13 pm
ITL…..Is that something you really enjoy?????
Oh no, Court, I hate it. Never allow it, in fact. Now if you have a jacuzzi tub…… LMAO
DuShawn
January 2nd, 2013
2:13 pm
Slim…..it’s hard to explain, but I was bored. I remember talking to a friend that dated her briefly as well. I didn’t even have to bring it up. He just came out and said “she got some sorry puddy”. I’m like dayum, it ain’t just me.
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
2:15 pm
@Bluz: SWEET!!! Wonder if Poncho will be there….. Bwa ha ha ha…. All kidding aside, I’d like to meet Magnum. What about Youngblood? You still seeing him? (And I still say his handshake was creepy….)
Into the Light
January 2nd, 2013
2:18 pm
I just reread your 1:49, Du. HI_LAR_IOUS!!!
Courtside Seats!!! Caught on the Kiss Cam :)
January 2nd, 2013
2:18 pm
DuShawn is not the only one who has seen this….There are some women out there who are just plain ole, bad….. They have no “Coochie skills” at all !!!!
Exiled!
January 2nd, 2013
2:18 pm
Courtside/Robert/Du??
What kinda of due diligence do u guys do on these famed Y dining locales?
is that why I see a lot of men with red moufs? though healed,it suggests some was going on at some point.
If u are going to judge some vjays as garbage after sticking it in,what more when u lick.
I am not going to hazard anything going into my mouth with some due diligence.
The FDA does it for food and medicines.
Time we had an FVA agency.
Federal Vagina Agency!
Exiled!
January 2nd, 2013
2:22 pm
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Sassy Me...Feeling like New ;-)
January 2nd, 2013
2:25 pm
obert’s Rules of Blogging
1. Blah
2. Blah
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4. Blah
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6.-10.: See 1-4
I thought it was just me…
Thanks for the congrats guys. My sister looked so miserable during Christmas we all felt for her but now that part is over and the real fun begins.
Bluzgirl
January 2nd, 2013
2:27 pm
ITL – I’ll bet Poncho will be there! Haven’t seen him in a minute.
No more Youngblood…I’ll fill you in on all of that. I think he got the hint finally that I wasn’t feeling him like that. I did text him Happy New Year and he didn’t reply. Oh well…
kimmie
January 2nd, 2013
2:29 pm
Maybe she’s just not that into you.
And that’s all I have to say on that!