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Awful girlfriends make terrible wives?

I found out another test that men like to give the women they date, it’s called the Sick Test, i.e. does she take care of me when I am sick. My friend LC said he happened to catch a nasty cold last week. Ah, but he wasn’t too weak to observe how his new girlfriend was going to handle his illness. He wondered, would she pass or fail?

Unfortunately, she didn’t seem all that concerned about him. She even steered clear of him for a few days because she “could not risk picking up his bug” this week (Ouch?). She still has not come by, only sending him occasional text messages to make sure he is still breathing.

I found it rather funny because I don’t approve of giving people relationship tests. LB ended up getting his feelings hurt and now he is questioning what kind of wife his girlfriend would make!

I think he is being utterly ridiculous but maybe I’m just taking up for his lady friend because I think she’s great for him. Do you think someone who has shown bad girlfriend/boyfriend behavior would make awful marriage partners?

Have you ever second-guessed your dating relationship after seeing something that would probably be too hard to deal with in a marriage?

By Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta Dating Blog

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Comon Cents

October 16th, 2012
2:33 pm

Ex~ It’s called the 30 day sex diet. And seriously I would recommend it to anyone who uis married or in a long term relationship. It will change your life.

swiss~ So, do you let her get waxed?

S/H~ So, again, how the Hell do you fake it if there’s no skeet?!?

Comon Cents

October 16th, 2012
2:35 pm

I always was told y’all feel it coming because y’all can tell by the hardness. Now you’re saying you can tell when we skeet, and then some don’t want you to pull out afterwards. What’s up with that?

Yes, we can feel it when you skeet. It’s in time with your heartbeat and we feel that. IDK about the not wanting the pull out afterwards. I’ve heard of that, but not something I do, unless we are doing the tantric thing.

i'm swiss

October 16th, 2012
2:35 pm

Comon — She Nair’s it herself. Well, actually, at the moment, I do it for her, ‘cos she can’t see her p u s s y anymore with the baby bump. :shock: :lol:

Comon Cents

October 16th, 2012
2:37 pm

Here you go…

current.com/shows/max-and…/90001662_30-day-sex-challenge.htm

You’re welcome.

Single and Happier "Life is simple, if you stop making it so complicated!"

October 16th, 2012
2:39 pm

comon, if you’re faking with folks, it’s not your S/0, if got to fake it, I aint caring if you felt it or not! I’m trying go, or get you gone.

SlimNu

October 16th, 2012
2:40 pm

This blog must have taken a little blue pill because I cannot believe yall are still talking about an erection that won’t go down. :lol:

Single and Happier "Life is simple, if you stop making it so complicated!"

October 16th, 2012
2:40 pm

Also comon this was in my younger days, was practicing safe sex, because I had enough unwanted children, wasn’t trying to get anymore.

Comon Cents

October 16th, 2012
2:41 pm

swiss~ interesting. Hubby loves to go with me to get waxed. (Although I had to limit that because he’s always trying to get a quickie in the room after she waxes me)

Sassy Me...PYT ;-)

October 16th, 2012
2:41 pm

So, again, how the Hell do you fake it if there’s no skeet?!?

:shock:

Into the Light

October 16th, 2012
2:42 pm

I don’t know about all the “in time with your heartbeat” stuff, but we (or at least I) can feel the “pulsation” as it, ummmm, empties.

As for the staying there….yeah. I like that. Sometimes because I just don’t want to break the contact…..

Comon Cents

October 16th, 2012
2:42 pm

Slim~ Usually it’s you that starts the convo up in here. Don’t get all new on me now girl! :lol:

You got something else to throw out? It’s a slow day for me and I am just trying to kill some time until I can go home.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

October 16th, 2012
2:42 pm

LOL………….and why do some women get angry when we don’t skeet? One lady friend asked me did I and I said nah and she threw an elbow in my side. Gave me a mean look, I fixed it the next round.

Single and Happier "Life is simple, if you stop making it so complicated!"

October 16th, 2012
2:42 pm

Ahh disco, you get it :-D

Into the Light

October 16th, 2012
2:43 pm

…..and sometimes because I know round two is just a shimmy shake away, and I like the way it feels as it grows.

i'm swiss

October 16th, 2012
2:43 pm

ComonYou nasty. I knew there was something I liked about you… :lol:

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

October 16th, 2012
2:45 pm

Light I am lost for words…………..LOL

Single and Happier "Life is simple, if you stop making it so complicated!"

October 16th, 2012
2:45 pm

ITL in my younger days when it wouldn’t go down, there were times I would have gotten 2 and she would be asking if I had gotten one yet. (man I miss those days)

DuShawn

October 16th, 2012
2:45 pm

@Common- I have faked a few….well not really faked, but just didn’t correct her when she assumed I bust. Of course, you can’t fake a facial, but If you’re wearing a condom, it can be difficult for her to tell if you came or not. In my case, I was just taking a twenty second time out without pulling out and she thought she got me (talkin bout “yeah baby let it go, that was a big one”…. Meanwhile I’m thinkin, “yeah whateva lil mama……..where is my watch, what did I do with my phone.”) I let her roll with that thought because I was tired of trying. To her credit, she was putting in work. As a man, initially not bussing is a good thing. You can take your time and shine on it. However, after you have adequately beat it and she has soaked the sheets repeatedly, there is nothing more to prove. It’s time to finish up and pass out. If accomplishing that goal takes too much effort, imma give up. Im trying to bust a nut, not my left ventricle.

Exiled!

October 16th, 2012
2:46 pm

Common, Raqi is mature blogger who,when she starts talking bout the bedroom stuff,All blog ears are at attention.

she don’t come here often anymore

Comon Cents

October 16th, 2012
2:46 pm

ITL~ See, you get it. They trying to act all new on me up in here, like they ain’t been boning for YEARS… :lol:

disco

October 16th, 2012
2:47 pm

S/H – often times I do get it. I may not necessarily agree but I try real hard to understand.

Bluzgirl

October 16th, 2012
2:47 pm

Dang! I go to lunch and have a two page back up! Gotta catch up.

BF – I do have rats and cats. No dogs at this point. One of my cats would have a heart attack if I brought a dog into the house!

Button

October 16th, 2012
2:49 pm

Whats the purpose if you’ve got to fake it? I’ve heard of women faking it but a man? clearly you can see if he’s faking it even if it is blanks.

disco

October 16th, 2012
2:51 pm

bluz – you always make me laugh. a rat with a tumor and a cat with a weak heart.

I used to be here before

October 16th, 2012
2:53 pm

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kd21

October 16th, 2012
2:53 pm

huff puff, grunt, roll over and hit the bricks, but that would be suspect to me…

I fully concur. So that actually works? :lol: Um yeah I’m of the School of Full Participation, meaning I need receipts. I need to ensure all prophylactics are fully intact.

Into the Light

October 16th, 2012
2:53 pm

@BF: Uh oh. Have I lost the “good little sister” image now? :)

@CC: Sometimes I think they ask stuff just to see us explain it. They know. They BEEN knowin’. ;)

Comon Cents

October 16th, 2012
2:54 pm

DuShawn~ She wasn’t putting in that much work. If she was, you wouldn’t be about to bust a ventricle instead of a nut. IJS..

swiss~ that’s what I like about you too, hon. Just something interesting to pass the day until I can go home and do my “real” work… :lol:

BF~ re: angry when you don’t skeet: that means we didn’t do our job.

i'm swiss

October 16th, 2012
2:54 pm

Bluz — Don’t you also have a cat that’s blind or deaf? Or is this the same cat with the weak heart? D@mn it’s like the Island of Misfits over there… :shock: :lol:

Kd21

October 16th, 2012
2:54 pm

I’m late and throwing the blog off. I’m gonna head back to work…smiling from the sidelines though. Have a good one all.

Into the Light

October 16th, 2012
2:54 pm

Daaaannnnng, Stamps. You got a BOGO! LOLOLOL :lol: :lol:

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

October 16th, 2012
2:54 pm

LOL………@Button sometimes it’s not the blanks we just want ride that thing until exhaustion slaps reality back into us. Shood I know in younger days I used to think I could go for forever, it aint happening now. But I pride myself on NOT being a five minute man or a Jiffy Lube.

Bluzgirl

October 16th, 2012
2:57 pm

Finally all caught up. The blog took a sharp turn while I was gone! LOL!

I’m with ITL – I can tell when the man releases and I don’t want it immediately pulled out. Sometimes, just feeling it there may make me release again!

Single and Happier "Life is simple, if you stop making it so complicated!"

October 16th, 2012
2:57 pm

time to go, manana~ people

Comon Cents

October 16th, 2012
2:58 pm

ITL~ Maybe they just want to see if we know… They want to see how grimy we can get. :lol:

LMAO @ kd21! Right! Back in the single days I needed receipts. Ahhh, the joys of being married. Now you get to sleep in the wet spot. :lol:

Bluzgirl

October 16th, 2012
3:00 pm

swiss – Yes…I have a deaf cat also… :-)

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

October 16th, 2012
3:01 pm

Bluz I wish your pets well.

Light don’t worry I got my guns out for the bad guys.

Comon now I see, y’all get mad because you feel you didn’t perform good enough and take it out on us…………..LOL

This is has been a truly laughable day, and thanks lady’s for the interesting input. Have a great evening everyone.

i'm swiss

October 16th, 2012
3:02 pm

ITL / Comon — Busted! We just like to hear you ladies talk dirty… :D :lol:

SlimNu

October 16th, 2012
3:02 pm

CC – You surely don’t have to worry about me getting ‘new’ on ya…I’m too old for that lol

Im trying to bust a nut, not my left ventricle

Damn I found that super funny :lol:

I don’t see how dude fake it either because if you are raw dogging, you’ll feel it pulse when it ‘empties’, or if they are wearing a condom, you can see if the tip is occupied with little soldiers. Here’s a tmi for yall…so after done, the beau with tie it up and then slap me with it on the leg. :shock:

i'm swiss

October 16th, 2012
3:03 pm

Hell, half of the MLB has done busted a nut while this conversation has been going on… :lol:

i'm swiss

October 16th, 2012
3:05 pm

“so after done, the beau with tie it up and then slap me with it on the leg”

Slim — Funny, I do the same thing to Mrs. Swiss.

Comon Cents

October 16th, 2012
3:05 pm

swiss~ You stoopid! Island of misfits.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Comon Cents

October 16th, 2012
3:07 pm

OK, someone clue me in on MLB…

i'm swiss

October 16th, 2012
3:10 pm

MLB = Man Law Book or Man Law Brotherhood.

Comon Cents

October 16th, 2012
3:12 pm

Ahhh.. thanks swiss.

Into the Light

October 16th, 2012
3:13 pm

@CC: Yep. I knew it. It was just a ploy for dirty talk. The MLB are SO obvious. LOL

Personally, I like a little slap on the leg….or the donk…. :oops:

Comon Cents

October 16th, 2012
3:13 pm

Slim~ Glad to hear it. I need other miscreants to help me steer the convo in the right direction. :lol:

Into the Light

October 16th, 2012
3:15 pm

Yay, miscreants!

Comon Cents

October 16th, 2012
3:16 pm

ITL~ Right there with you. I like a little slap every now and then too. Ain’t nothing wrong with that…

disco

October 16th, 2012
3:17 pm

CC – I never did recall what movie I recall with a tirade about miscreant. it’s going to be something so simple that’ll I’ll shake my head when I figure it out. I can even envision dude getting all indignant about being called a miscreant. lol.