Dating: What is cuffing season?!
Thank goodness for the internet! I am now fully aware of the official urban dictionary definition of cuffing season:
During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be “Cuffed” or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.
Didn’t know there was a new term for this. Honestly, when I heard cuffing season my mind went straight to the gutter (I’m awful, I know). But I digress; this cuffing season is one of those double-edged swords. It can be good or it can be really bad. What happens in the spring? Will your cuffing boo suddenly start to look less appealing with the change in seasons?
This just proves how fickle dating can be. You could be excited about someone for a couple of months and things get hot and heavy. Then out of nowhere, you look up and find the person has become bored, gone to the next victim. They may even pull that oh so lovely disappearing act – my personal favorite maneuver (NOT).
Do you ever think that people you are pursuing or dating are only interested in you to keep them warm in the fall or winter? How do you know if they are planning on sticking around?
By Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta Dating Blog
accessAtlanta Partner Sites
Sections
Advertise on accessAtlanta.com »
Reach the audience you want by advertising on accessAtlanta.com
Join the Access Atlanta Network »
Advertisers and Publishers, expand your reach by joining the Access Atlanta Network.
Tell us what you think about the site
Visitor Agreement | Privacy Statement | About our ads
© 2013 The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
601 comments Add your comment
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
6:52 am
Goooooood morning Atlanta….and to me, myself and I!!
On topic: Cuffing? That’s a new one to me too, Diva. Fickle and hogwash….lol As with all games, don’t allow it, don’t fall for it. You can’t be an outdoors summer boo, winter definitely ain’t happening!
Off topic (and another big ole laugh): So, yesterday was our last day to deep dive the portfolio. We decided to do a quick break for lunch since no time to leave the building. We’re undecided what to eat though, so we all walk down to the lobby. We grab something to go from Jason’s Deli and have lunch in the conference room. We’re taking a few minutes to eat and I bring up the blog and tell them we’re now 3 days deep with my attacker and one-sided growling….lololololol….and that I’d been diagnosed as narcissist earlier that morning. Remember, most of them got in on the laugh the day prior. They ain’t believing 3 days and the growling is STILL going on. So, they check it out…. And there it is, a dissertation on narcissism, diagnosing me, only to have the non-doc go on further to say he/she/it NEVER MET ME!!!!! We CA-RACKED up….seriously?!?!
Thanks again silly head (that’s what my grandniece says) for the laughs!!!
If talking about myself makes me a narcissist, would it make you a stalker if you do it….AFTER EVERYONE HAS GONE HOME HOURS LATER?!?!
Anyhoo Honeybooboo, or whatever your name, I’m not blogging cause I’m working…..if you must know
I have double the work now and half the time 
Mmeello – Yes dear, I am happy
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
6:56 am
Got to get a jump on the day, I’m two days deep in emails.
Y’all have a fantab day!!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
8:14 am
HILARIOUS!!!!!
and that I’d been diagnosed as narcissist earlier that morning
Interesting….the post only said if someone you know meets this criteria get them help. How odd that you should think it referred to you, Celisea.
only to have the non-doc go on further to say he/she/it NEVER MET ME!!!!!
It’s SHE, and I did not say that. But you are correct: I have never met you and have no desire to meet you, Celisea
Anyhoo Honeybooboo, or whatever your name, I’m not blogging cause I’m working…..if you must know
I had to go back and read to know what you are referencing here. I have no idea who honeyamber1 is, but it looks like you’ve managed to make even more friends and fans, Celisea. Congratulations.
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
8:22 am
And even more odd that you jumped at boob and mutt, and barking 4 days now..ITL!!!! YOU SLAPPED YOUR OWN NAME ON THAT ON……AS YOU NORMALLY DO. And still……BARKING!!! I guess you’re the blog’s mascot eh?
Later boob oo….lol
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
8:23 am
yeah, I struck a nerve didn’t I
mmm hmmm
Exiled!
October 11th, 2012
8:24 am
Hey Cel!
U know what,bless me for my long association with women(in a good way) and living with one. I smelt some different when I saw that Informercial about mental health.
Hence my response. To be honest I knew nothing about the beef!
But I was on the money, as always!
Y’all need to stop it! Catty ladies!
Cold is cold and winter is cold so I wil understand those who do the cuffing. So singles get lonely in winter! Hmmmm Diva is onto something.
Do u know why they(ladies) get benches in winter? Diva? U know?
Ima tell ya.
Cause in spring and summer the flesh comes out shining and is in competition,eyes wandering left right left….that flesh,(skin) or rather,some of that flesh(skin) u cuffed with in winter ain’t appealing in summer seasons. U cuffed but compromised. It was about the flesh per se..it was how the flesh helps reduce the cold. Or provide warmth,if u will.
U toss that in summer,unwrap ….and lo and behold….u don’tike All that!!.in spring? He’ll Naw!
Spring and summer is for some chiseled,toned,lotioned bright lean skin!
Less clothed More better! (u like that English?)
Dating?
Cuffing.
Happy cuffing it’s almost season time!
MIA!!!
LeeH1
October 11th, 2012
8:27 am
No, its an agricultural thing. People come together during the colder nights, and usually conceive during the holiday season. Nine months later, in late August through September, babies are born. While most marriages are during the spring, most babies are Leos or Virgos. Ask any school board.
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
8:28 am
Yep Mmeello, in the money
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
8:29 am
on not in….my work is done here
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
8:33 am
Celisea, think what you want to think as I know you will anyway. And congratulations on being so important that what you say and do causes others to devotedly follow you. And to think all it takes is your comments to bring others out of the woodwork.
Did you strike a nerve? Yes, but not in the way you think. I am unnerved by the way you bully and dominate this blog with your rambling posts and innuendo and only a few stand up to you.
But you, yourself and you? Nah. You don’t matter to me. Never did. Never will. Write anything you want; I’ll be skipping your posts from now on.
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
8:45 am
Oh and to counter “bullying” you hang on my every post??? Yeah, that will scare me away…lol bullying cause I’m not fake, nor talk skittles, oodles of “yaaays”, hugs, snugs???? Oh, reverse bullying and attacks is better?!?! Miss me with that. Oh, you hide yours behind with using “the not so pleasant ITL” to get your remarks and attacks done.
Guess you thought I was scared cause I’m mostly igg you….NOT!!!
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
8:47 am
There are some that don’t see that inspite of your daily attempts to paint that picture
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
8:48 am
Good morning,
And anyone looking to be kept warm by me must be either delusional or smaller than me. I don’t carry that much insulation
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
8:54 am
What is cuffing season?! Never heard of it, and don’t know anyone that does that!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
8:54 am
LOL@Slim. And that’s why you gotta make sure you generate lots of heat.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
9:00 am
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Hmmm…I’m “attacking”? How so?
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
9:01 am
ITL – I didn’t know that you and I are supposedly the same person. I thought it was me and S/H…
Wow…it’s NOT that serious!!!
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
9:01 am
And here it begins….we’ll get a plethora of names popping up now…lol They’ll all agree with one another…lololol It’s soooo obvious
I’m out
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
9:03 am
Stay out please…it’s MUCH more pleasant without you here.
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
9:04 am
What I tell you….lolololol Next they’re (wait…he/she/it), will make the posts happen at the same time…bwah ha ha ha ha ha…and say, “hey are you me?” then me will answer and say “hey you, you’re not me”
HILARIOUS
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
9:05 am
Chile, I gots (yes gots), too much work for this. I just thought it was time to make the barking stop
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
9:08 am
Morning, Bluz!
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
9:09 am
Good Morning, bloggies!
I see we are off and running this morning already. Whew! I can’t keep up!
I’m with Slim1; not so much on the smaller than me thing (because pretty much everyone is…
) but on the delusional thing. Where dey do dat? Never heard of cuffing before and happy I am boo’ed up so I don’t have to worry about it.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
9:10 am
I don’t know where the “barking” comments are coming from. No one in here has been “barking.”
Funny how you keep saying you’re out, but then you keep right on posting…
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
9:11 am
LOLOLOLOL
Bluz, funny how you keep infiltrating yourself when I have yet to see your name posted??? I guess you’re telepathic cause I don’t know where the hell you came from or how you fit into this….oh, yeah I do….lololololol
Wait, “you can’t be me cause our writing style is not the same”….I almost spit my drink out when I read that. Who on here needs to defend who they are? Seriously?? Who points out “we can’t be the same cause our posts posted at the same time” Ummm, even a 1 day old baby knows you can have several browers going or blogging from more than one device. Who would even THINK to say that, IF YOU’RE NOT PLAYING GAMES??? I know it don’t cross my mind…cause I’m just me. Only one me.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
9:11 am
Morning ITL!
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
9:12 am
Okay boo boos….gotta run
My work is done here (Celisea now ques the music that’s played on the Price is Right when someone loses)
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
9:12 am
O/T~ Today is National Coming Out day. IJS, I think y’all are taking that “coming out of the closet” thing the wrong way.
The man formerly know as Dan - still...Superior
October 11th, 2012
9:13 am
I think it has more to do with the holidays than anything.
It starts getting cold, and people think of Thanksgiving and Christmas (and how can you not when Christmas trees go up in October?) and start getting a little….less than discriminate in their convictions about potential mates. Come spring – and the sun – and folks get out and about looking to be loosed from their dreary day darlings….
At least, that’s what I’ve experienced.
Sup Folks!!
@Slim – stop playing; Last time I seen you, you were on that “milk does a body good” diet..
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
9:13 am
Wow…someone pays a little too much attention to what is said on this blog. LOL!
Ummm…Cel…did you ever stop to think that I was laughing and joking at you saying that I go under several names?!?! You are so paranoid! Seriously…who has the time to “play games” like this on a blog?
You know what…you go your way and I’ll go mine.
GlammourGirl
October 11th, 2012
9:14 am
This is like the blog version of Basketball Wives, Love and Hip Hop, Real Housewives of _________, Hollywood Exes, R&B Divas, and whatever other reality show.
#backtolurking
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
9:17 am
Anyway…on topic…I’ve never heard the term “cuffing” but I have heard that the fall/winter is the time that people want to couple up. I think part of it is the cold weather and part of it is not wanting to be alone during the holidays. I’m not interested in just a temporary boyfriend…
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
9:19 am
Glammour~ You know you’re just another one of someone’s personnas. You ain’t real…
I kid, I kid.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
9:20 am
LOL CC…right?!?!?!
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
9:21 am
One more thing…why continously accuse people of posting under different names? I mean…who would even think to do that, unless they have/are doing it themselves…
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
9:21 am
My name is Wess and I aint in this mess!!!
GlammourGirl
October 11th, 2012
9:22 am
CC – LOL! I lurk from time to time, go away for about 6 months, and then peep back in here. I must have missed something last week because I was too busy to lurk. I don’t know what’s going on.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
9:24 am
Comon, don’t start none won’t be none (LOL)
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
9:25 am
Glammour, don’t feel like you missed anything, alot of us don’t have a clue of what’s going on!
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
9:26 am
I think I took a wrong turn and ended up in a bytch storm
I’m soooo out of the loop round here these days.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
9:29 am
Trust me ya’ll…it really isn’t anything. She is the one who is making it a bigger deal.
I’m no longer going to entertain her and her rambling, accusing, name calling self…
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
9:32 am
I thought the topic was cuffing not huffin and puffin…
SH – Excuse me sir, can you help me, I think i’m lost or made a wrong turns somewhere?
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
9:32 am
Slim, even when you’re in the loop you will be out of the loop.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
9:32 am
Bluz/C~ Admit it, y’all are the same person and just wanted to bring some drama to amuse us… LMAO! Better yet, Y’all are all figments of my magination and I spend all day talking to myself. In fact, did you know that people who talk to themselves are better l0overs? Why yes, I did know that…
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
9:33 am
Slim I honestly don’t have clue as to how, why, or when I got in it, and I don’t don’t know what it is!!
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
9:33 am
Comon stop it, this aint uptown (LMAO)
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
9:35 am
LOL@Slim. You didn’t get the memo? It’s Throwdown Thursday. I’ll start:
Your momma’s teeth so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles.
Your turn….
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
9:36 am
ITL, we ain’t going there either (LOL)
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
9:37 am
CC – You’re doing it again….making me laugh at YO AZZ. Yes, yo Azz can talk too so don’t be alarmed.
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
9:38 am
Single – Maybe because you’re emailing offline at 8 freaking 30 Saturday mornings, asking me why I didn’t blog or why I barely blogged or anything I say, you’ll email asking if I was talking about you about you??? Don’t make me spill it now.
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
9:38 am
ITL – Yo mama so dumb and old that she tripped over a cordless telephone. (yeah, who has landlines anymore lol)
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
9:39 am
Single – Maybe because you’re emailing offline at 8 freaking 30 Saturday mornings, asking me why I didn’t blog or why I barely blogged or anything I say, you’ll email asking if I was talking about you about you??? Don’t make me spill it now.
Imma repost this
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
9:39 am
Single – Or your apology that you’re sorry if you’ve offended me any way???
Shall I go on???
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
9:40 am
C’mon, Stamps. Nothing like some good “Yo momma” jokes to liven things up.
Yo momma so fat, she don’t need the inernet – she’s already world wide!
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
9:40 am
Some of you may remember this, but there used to be this sitcom show called Soap, it was a parody on soap operas, at the end of the show they would give a preview of the next show, and at the end they would say “now are you really confused, turn in next week”. Most of the time reading some of these posts, and the weird questions some people ask me, that’s how I feel, really confused!
Robert
October 11th, 2012
9:40 am
“What is cuffing season?”
With the holiday’s approaching I find this time of year to be a time when some women want to “cling” or be “hand cuffed” to their “Man”. Nobody wants to be alone for Thanksgiving, Christmas and definitely not New Year’s Eve. How to avoid being a victum of “cuffing” during the holiday’s?
Robert’s Rules of Dating – Top 10 Excuses for the Holiday’s
1. Always plan ahead. I tell my women friends what my plans are for the holiday’s.
2. Never travel to meet your woman’s family during the Holiday’s. This is too stressful.
3. Never bring friends home for the Thanksgiving Holiday. This is your time to enjoy your family.
4. Never bring friends home for the Christmas Holiday. Christmas is for kids and old people.
5. Never invite your woman to meet your children during the Holiday’s. This is not the time.
6. Never celebrate New Year’s Eve with someone you are not planning a serious relationship.
7. Attend a Church or worship service rather than a New Year’s Eve Party. New year, new start.
8. Volunteer your time to help others. My women are selfish and want me all to themselfs.
9. Be honest with you women and tell them what your intentions are. Honesty is the best policy.
10 Finally, make a schedule for breakfest, lunch and dinner. Plan to visit all your women during the Holiday’s….HoHoHo…Merry Christmas
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
9:41 am
Or your fake email addy of “incognegro, a black man” until I called your ass on it
Or your claim to only talk about scuba diving but out of a gazillion emails you’ve only mentioned once….and I told you to keep it to scuba diving???
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
9:41 am
C, blog associates!!!
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
9:42 am
Single – Naw, you boob. Blog associates cause I checked yo ass. Then you get on here and get brand new.
disco
October 11th, 2012
9:43 am
good morning. cuffing season? never heard the term before today. now the concept I am fully aware of just not the term. it is what it is. heck, even I have to admit that the first few nights of the cold snap had me wishing I had a “bedwarmer” myself. lol.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
9:43 am
Blog associates, cause you crazy!!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
9:44 am
@Slim: Yo mama so hairy, that when you were born, you almost died of rug burn!
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
9:45 am
“C, I talk so much junk on the blog that I can’t remember what I said and why. I don’t have anything against you and if it’s anything I’ve said to offend you, I’m sorry”
Now, I ain’t feeling or digging you but like I told you, don’t nothing but birls hang out with women all day, gossip and dish. Everytime I checked you ass, you’d get quiet. I just look at you. Nice offline and turned enemies on here. I don’t play that.
MsAtl
October 11th, 2012
9:46 am
Morning all! Woah!(sidestepping the fight…)
This is the first time I have heard a name for the winter warm body theory. I have no desire to have a seasonal lover/boo, etc, or to be anyone’s winter blanket. If I am not boo’d up already during any particular winter, that is fine with me.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
9:46 am
had me wishing I had a “bedwarmer” myself.
@disco: But have you ever dated a man that put off too much body heat? I dated a guy that generated so much heat, I’d be throwing off the covers and getting as close to my edge of the bed as possible!
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
9:46 am
Damn, wouldn’t it be nice if the blog had an ignore button
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
9:47 am
Single – Use mine. The one I used on you when I told you to get the hell on…lolololol
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
9:47 am
Slim/ITL~ Yo momma so ugly, American Express left home without her.
Celisea
October 11th, 2012
9:48 am
Yeah, you don’t want me to keep talking and telling it. I suggest you get the hell on then.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
9:48 am
if you told me to get the hell on, why are you posting about me?? why don’t you get the hell on!!
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
9:49 am
And really don’t care what you tell, I don’t know anyone here, so what would it matter?? seriously!!
MsAtl
October 11th, 2012
9:49 am
OH SNAP! (In my Brooklyn voice). This blog done turned into a game of Dozens!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
9:50 am
CC: That made me LOL!
Yo mama so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door!
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
9:50 am
We spoke about “cuffing” on here last year. That’s where I learned about the term. Just because the weather is changing is no reason to “cuff” when you wouldn’t have done so during any of the other seasons. Just another reason to accept something over nothing! Naw, cuffing ain’t my thing…
Good morning.
disco
October 11th, 2012
9:53 am
I’m still catching up but…
CC – national coming out day. for real? all these days, can we make some of them national holidays so we can get off work?
S/H – my name is Bennett and I ain’t in it. lol.
slim – a beeyotch storm. now that’s a good one.
slim again – huffin and puffin. you are on a roll.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
9:54 am
Disco, I wish I was Bennett (LO)
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
9:55 am
Leggs, don’t remember last year, was blogging under different moniker (lmao)
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
9:55 am
Yo momma so ugly, when she goes to the beach cats try to bury her in the sand.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
9:56 am
Yo momma so ugly, when she goes to the bank they turn the surveillance cameras off.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
9:57 am
S/H~ Now, that was funny.
disco
October 11th, 2012
9:57 am
S/H – an ignore button, funny.
ITL – generally I’m not checking for shared bed space as I may be small but I take up a lot of room. lol. the other night I realized that every time I moved the sheets were cold as heck. it’s one thing to flip the pillow over to the cool side but the cold sheets had me feeling some kind of way.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
9:58 am
Yo momma so fat, she takes her pictures with Google Earth
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
9:59 am
Damn, reading the exchange between ITL and Celisea. Ladies, agree to disagree and walk away.
ITL, knowing what I know about you I don’t think you’ll change monikers to get a point across. Perhaps it might be best if the two of you just ignore each other. Not telling either of you what to do, just a suggestion.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
9:59 am
disco, I’m getting the other room ready for my girl if we get married next year (LOL) need my space
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
10:00 am
Speaking of sharing bed space…my ex said I was like a little space heater. I get so hot during the night. Many nights, I wake up with the blankets down at my feet. I bought a king size bed right before ex and I broke up because the queen size was a little too close for comfort (and it was worn out) and I can say that I’m now loving having that huge bed all to myself!!!
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
10:00 am
Leggs of if it was only that easy
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
10:01 am
Why am I blanking on “yo mama” jokes?!?! LOL!!!
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
10:02 am
Bluz, sounds like you bought when you should have sold (LOL)
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
10:02 am
Oh if it was only that easy I mean
disco
October 11th, 2012
10:02 am
S/H – yep. I’m not one that needs to be all hugged up / snuggled up. if anything I’m the one to get mad and go to throwing elbows and kicking folks. move over, dang. get off of me, dang. stop breathing on me, dang. forget it, I’ll just go get in the other bed. lol.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
10:03 am
Ok, finished with page 1. Throwdown Thursday sure started early today.
Let me go get my Frosted Flakes.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
10:03 am
Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed the first season of (insert favorite TV show here).
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
10:04 am
Disco, when I went to see my girl in August, the room had 2 double beds pushed together, she was in one and I was in the other, and neither one of us said a thing (LOL)
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
10:05 am
Bluz we must be the same person, cause I’m blanking out too (LOL)
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
10:06 am
How come I’m the only one who remembers talking about cuffing last year??? Like Comon, did I have a conversation with myself back then?
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
10:06 am
LOL@disco. Yeah, those cold sheets are no fun. Which is why I have a heated mattress pad. Even if I’m alone, I never have to get in a cold bed.
Thanks, Leggs. Good advice that I will definitely take.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
10:07 am
@Leggs: No, I wrote a post saying that I remembered it, but the blog monster ate it!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
10:08 am
Yo mama is so fat, her belly button makes an echo…..
disco
October 11th, 2012
10:10 am
ITL – hmm. a heated mattress pad? do wonders never cease? lol. of course I’ll have to research if that comes in down because I am a fan of the feather bed.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
10:11 am
Ok, let me in….
Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
10:12 am
@disco: I got mine last year and I love it!! There is the downside, though, that it makes it even harder to get up in the morning…..
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
10:13 am
The beau is hot natured and i’m almost always cold. But whenever we try the spooning thing, it just generates too much heat at a rapid speed. So he pretty much moves away from me during the course of the night but I find myself moving closer to him. It’s quite funny…lol
czBrat ♀ ♫•*¨*•Liviiing Singllle•*¨*•♫♪
October 11th, 2012
10:14 am
well, damn. apparently some unsavory stuff has gone on on the blog during my absence. sorry to “read” it.
funny, i’ve always preferred to be unattached during the colder months because i don’t like having to accommodate someone else’s holiday plans along with whatever I want to do. but that’s just the brat in me.
HiYas!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
10:14 am
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
10:15 am
Yo momma so fat, even Dora couldn’t explore her
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
10:16 am
LOL @ ITL. Good one!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
10:16 am
Yo mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks!
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
10:17 am
Yo momma so stupid, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing out the “W’s”
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
10:18 am
Yo Mama’s so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said “Corn!”
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
10:19 am
@CC: You saying Dora reminds me of when my godson was about 3. He’d spent the night, and was watching Dora the next morning while he ate his breakast. I, of course, was singing along with the “backpack, backpack” song.
Me: Backpack, backpack…..
HIm: (finger over his lips) Shhhhhhh!!!
Me: Don’t be so rude!
Him: Well you don’t be so talky!
I couldn’t even be mad.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
10:21 am
Yo mama so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks!
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
10:25 am
ITL~ Lol! Cute!
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
10:25 am
Yo momma so fat, when she sat on her iPhone she created the iPad.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
10:27 am
“…it’s one thing to flip the pillow over to the cool side but the cold sheets had me feeling some kind of way.”
Naw boo, just looking over at the empty side has me feeling some kind of way. Still no need to “cuff.” And to be quite blunt and honest about it, if “cuffing” was taken place in my bedroom please believe, someone will be cuffed to the bed post!
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
10:28 am
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
10:34 am
disco ~ I just bought a heated mattress pad from Wal-Mart for lil leggs’ dorm room. The price tag said $18.36, but when I got to the register it rang up for $69.99. I had to wait 10 mins before they were able to do a price check and lo and behold the entire role of heated pads were mislabeled. The manager said they couldn’t swallow such a big difference. I told him it didn’t really matter to me what they swallow, the price says $18.36 and that’s what they have to sell it to me for. Another manager came over and asked if I would settle on a compromise. I said the fact that you want me to settle on a compromise shows you are in the wrong. No, just ring it up for $18.36 then have a meeting with your floor staff. Yep, walked out there paying $18.36. Somebody got in trouble that day, but it wasn’t me!
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
10:37 am
Yo momma so fat, when she sat on her iPhone she created the iPad.
That’s the joke I was trying to remember…heard it a few weeks ago. Good one, Comon!
MsAtl
October 11th, 2012
10:37 am
Good job Leggs! That’s my kind of bargain!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
10:38 am
Good for you, Leggs!! Has Lil Leggs used it yet?? Does she like it?
And no you didn’t say cuffed to the bed post. Have mercy!
I can tell you’re feeling better!! 
disco
October 11th, 2012
10:38 am
leggs – not that you said cuffed to the bedpost. hate to admit it but that’s what I’m talking about. re the walmart snafu. that’s what they get. good for you. yesterday I returned some items I bought at NYCO online. you know they are infamous for steep discounts. anyway, for whatever reason the lady had to ring my returns up manually. she ended up refunding me more money for two items than I paid for my entire order.
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
10:39 am
Leggs – Way to hold your ground! I bet when you told them what the sign read, they probably looked at you like you were crazy. lol
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
10:39 am
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
10:40 am
Yo mama so old her birth certificate had EXPIRED written on it.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
10:44 am
Looking at the number $18.36 just realized it’s boxed numbers of my street address. So, Cash 4 here I come (lol). BTW, my other number that I’ve been playing for months 9431 fell during my convalescence! I was beyond pissed.
czBrat ♀ ♫•*¨*•Liviiing Singllle•*¨*•♫♪
October 11th, 2012
10:44 am
lmao.
that’s much better, ladies.
much better.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
10:47 am
That was a fabulous bargain, MsAtl.
It’s on her bed, but she hasn’t plugged it up yet. It’s still too hot in Statesboro.
disco
October 11th, 2012
10:47 am
leggs – you and your numbers. I don’t play but I always dream numbers and tell folks about them. told a friend whose hubs plays regularly about a 4 digit number. she wrote it down but forgot to tell him. how come he found the note to tell him and asked her about it and when he looked it up it had dropped twice in that week.
Exiled!
October 11th, 2012
10:47 am
I peeked…
I’ma peek in and observe the blog chatter… like the old window chilling lady of 227!
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
10:51 am
Speaking of dreams, I am already aware that you dream of fish that it signifies someone is pregnant. But what does it mean if the fish in your dream are fried, covered in hot sauce sitting on a bed of rice?
?/:
disco
October 11th, 2012
10:52 am
Ex – not ms. pearl. was her name pearl? and what about that other nosey old biddy on women of Brewster place with those cat glasses? ms. Sophia I think. lol.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
10:53 am
Slim ~ at the register the woman was saying, no way you saw this for $18.36. I think that’s why it took 10 mins because lil leggs was saying she didn’t want it any more, and her father was saying if I really wanted to buy it he would go half. Now, picture me looking at them with crazy eyes co*cked to side conveying “I’m getting this pad for $18.36 so hush.” Him being a man, walked out saying he’ll wait for me in the car. Got to the car with package and showed him the receipt and he started laughing saying “only you.” I’m pretty sure everyone else would have stood their ground.
Exiled!
October 11th, 2012
10:54 am
I think it’s money Slim..fish is money,wealth etc
Disco…I think her yes,nosey Old lady!
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
10:56 am
Pearl & Sophia just sound like nosey azz names. IJS…
Leggs~ Hooking & crooking Walmart. You go girl!
Slim~ You should go out for seafood this weekend.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
10:58 am
You guys went way back with Ms. Pearl and Ms. Sophia! I thought Ms. Pearl’s dentures were going to fall out her mouth every time she spoke.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
11:00 am
Leggs~ I had a teacher at MBC waayyy back in the day (she was Ms. Morris Brown in 1923) and when she taught, her dentures would dance as she spoke. I always wanted to tape her and and try to set that ish to music. (but that was waayy before cell phone camcorders too!)
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
11:01 am
Comon ~
They made it so easy!
disco
October 11th, 2012
11:01 am
leggs – pearl was nosey but had no shame in her game. miss Sophia on the other had would take you there. that heffa would make you forget you were raised to respect your elders. lol.
CC – re nosey names. made me think of my aunt talking about such and such names just sound like big girl names or skinny girl names.
Exiled!
October 11th, 2012
11:03 am
U waay back in age Common but u look soooo phoinne still!
I did the math on ur statement by the way to get ur age!
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
11:05 am
disco~ I heard something that made me think of you the other day. Another attorney told one of her clients who was crying “If you need a shoulder to cry on, pull over to the side of the road on your way home because if you keep crying the judge is going to send you to jail and you will need to do a lot more than cry in there”
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
11:05 am
Ex~ Not that far back. I’ll be 40 next year.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
11:07 am
Comon, sounds like they’ve been looking at to many court tv shows
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
11:09 am
Speaking of nosey, gossipy ladies…. How come Kim Wayans was on Criminal Minds last night? All I could think was “Nobody better not say nothin’ bout Ms. Jenkins…..ooooh, I love me some Ms Jenkins!”
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
11:11 am
But what does it mean if the fish in your dream are fried, covered in hot sauce sitting on a bed of rice?
It means when you tell the blog, all I’ll be able to think of is fish for lunch.
disco
October 11th, 2012
11:12 am
CC – I guess a lot of folks think of me when it comes to crying. at one point it just seemed like every time I turned on the tv no matter what I was watching someone was crying. I was like dang. is it a syndrome? sitcoms, commercials, movies, the news, even sports. everywhere you looked some chick was crying. I’ve joked that I’ll use it to get out of jury duty. any witness or victim starts crying and all credibility is shot. lol.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
11:13 am
ITL, slim, it means you’re hungry
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
11:14 am
@Stamps: I am now. I kinda wish I wasn’t going to lunch with a super picky eater, because I’d be headed to This Is It.
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
11:15 am
Ex – I surely hope it is money
Exiled!
October 11th, 2012
11:15 am
U getting that Fed job Slim!
I’ma cross my sticky fangas for u!
disco
October 11th, 2012
11:16 am
didn’t see anything on fried other than frying pan.
FISH
To see fish swimming in your dream signifies insights from your subconscious mind. Thus to catch a fish represents insights which have been brought to the surface. Alternatively, a fish swimming in your dream may symbolize conception. Some women dream of swimming fish when they get pregnant. The fish is also an ancient symbol of Christianity and Christian beliefs. Consider the common phrases “like a cold fish”, “fish out of water” or something that is “fishy” about a situation. It may also imply a slippery or elusive situation. Perhaps your dream could be telling you that “there are plenty of other fish in the sea”, with regards to some relationship issue.
To dream that you are eating fish symbolizes your beliefs, spirituality, luck, energy and nourishment. It is food for the soul.
To dream of cooking fish indicates that you are incorporating your new realizations with your spiritual feelings and knowledge.
To dream that you are cleaning fish suggests that you are altering your emotional expression in a way that will be presentable to others. You are censoring yourself and not expressing how you completely feel.
To see fish bones in your dream refers to old insights, thoughts or views that have already been brought to light. You have processed these ideas and gained knowledge from it.
RICE
To see grains of rice in your dream symbolize success, prosperity, luck, fertility and warm friendships.
To dream that you are eating rice denotes happiness and tranquility in the home.
To dream that you are cooking rice signifies the new responsibilities that will bring you much joy.
HOT SAUCE
To see or taste hot sauce in your dream implies that you need to add some pizzazz to your life. Perhaps you are in need of a jumpstart in some area. Hot sauce also refers to fire, drive, and passion.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
11:16 am
Mmmmmm…fried fish. Can’t tell you the last time I had that!
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
11:17 am
SH – It was three big pieces piled on top of each other too. Either I was hungry or had been watching too many episodes of Man vs Food lol
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
11:19 am
Wow, that was one serious dream
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
11:19 am
Slim now you making me hungry (LOL)
DuShawn
October 11th, 2012
11:22 am
“Cuffing Season”…..That’s definitely some new school fool vernacular. To old school players “cuffing” means holding back or not sharing completely. It was originally derived from the term hand-cuffing, as in “stop hand cuffin your hoes!” It also spawned “Da Bruz” ideology, “Your ole lady is your ole lady, but the hoes for everybody.”
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
11:23 am
@Slim: Maybe it means you’re preggers with triplets…… IJS….
I kid, I kid…..
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
11:24 am
My stomach just growled over here. So, since I have a slammed day and can’t get food anytime soon, can I ask for a topic change?
disco
October 11th, 2012
11:24 am
what up dushawn?
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
11:24 am
ITL ~ I still have my $25 This is It gift card.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
11:27 am
Slim ~ I have a cousin who interprets dreams. I just sent your msg to her. Even I’m looking forward to seeing what she says.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
11:27 am
Ummm, nevamind, I see disco just broke it down.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
11:31 am
Now, I’m really not feeling the can of chicken noodle soup I brought for lunch…don’t know of anywhere good around here to get fried fish…
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
11:32 am
I’s so ret to go….
disco
October 11th, 2012
11:32 am
leggs – I pulled that off a website. your cuz might have something more entertaining. I’m big on dreams. I usually write the good ones down in the morning and consult my dream book. yep. I have a dream book at home.
DuShawn
October 11th, 2012
11:33 am
“@Disco….cuffed to the bedpost. hate to admit it but that’s what I’m talking about. ” What’s the deal with women and handcuffs. I cant get with that. I got trust issues.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
11:33 am
I usually have weird dreams that are very difficult to interpret…even with my dream book! I should write down my dreams more often because I forget them fairly quickly…
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
11:35 am
Dang, Leggs! I thought I was the only one who held on to gift cards like that. A co-worker told me she was going to start taking them from me if I didn’t start spending them. LOL
LOL@Sassy. I said the same thing about 10 minutes ago. Thank God this is my Friday…this cooler weather is making me sleepy.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
11:36 am
@Bluz: Chicken noodle soup sounds pretty good. Unless it’s the Campbell’s kind….
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
11:37 am
Either I was hungry or had been watching too many episodes of Man vs Food
Usually when people dream of fish it means someone around them is pregna or about to become so…
I’ve seen that happen in my family too many times to count. Once in a while,my now deceased granny used to say to us….”I had a dream ’bout fish the other night”,…and my cousins and I would be looking at each other like
and blurt out “It ain’t me”… Usually it was one of them or another family member but granny was right.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
11:37 am
Ok, 1 more.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she called Bob the Builder and he said “We can’t fix that”
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
11:39 am
ITL – It is the Campbell’s kind! LOL! There is a restaurant that just opened not too long ago with a fried fish platter. I may go try that…
disco
October 11th, 2012
11:39 am
dushawn – I thought me and you were tracking. you seem like a handcuff kind of guy. lol. you don’t have to get maximum security government issue handcuffs. you can get little skimpy Frederick of Hollywood breakaway handcuffs. would that help any or are you just 100% against being handcuffed? as I typed that I thought to myself, “really what black man in amercia wants to be handcuffed”. lol.
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
11:41 am
I thought I was the only one who held on to gift cards like that.
I thought the same thing,too. I’ve got two that I’ve had for a while and I feel guilty kinda… I’ve promised myself that they’ll be gone within two weeks.
MsAtl
October 11th, 2012
11:42 am
Disco- lol.
Shawn- We aren’t talking police grade. The cuffs can be the furry animal print kind. You can have a safe word. It’ll help with your trust issues.
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
11:43 am
Chicken noodle soup sounds pretty good. Unless it’s the Campbell’s kind….
I only eat that when I’m sick….that and orange juice.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
11:44 am
Dushawn ~ I have trust issues to that’s why both hands will not be cuffed or tied up in scarves. However, you can have one leg and one arm. Take your pick, left or right side, but you can’t have both sides (lolol). First and foremost “safe” words scare me too. I know you have to truly trust your partner, but things get out of hand and I need to have some semblance of control.
disco
October 11th, 2012
11:45 am
leggs – hence why you are the one with the key and he is the one in the cuffs. lol.
kimmie
October 11th, 2012
11:46 am
What’s up folks?
Nothing to add really on the topic
I never hold on to gift cards. I spend them the minite they hit my hands!
DuShawn
October 11th, 2012
11:49 am
-Disco- I thought we were kinda vibin too. I’m feelin you, but I will not be restrained. Now, I will handcuff YOU all day. Of course we will have to establish a designated safe word……I typically suggest the word “HARDER!” to my participants. That way, when I don’t stop I could say I got confused.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
11:50 am
Good point, disco, damn good point (lol).
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
11:51 am
typically suggest the word “HARDER!” to my participants. That way, when I don’t stop I could say I got confused.
FUNNY….
Willie Dynamite
October 11th, 2012
11:52 am
Morning all,
Cuffing season- I hadn’t heard it put like that. If anything I thought dudes let chicks go before the holidays and pick another squad after vday. Of course they kept a cool one around when for gp. Just what I’ve heard.
disco
October 11th, 2012
11:54 am
hey there kimmie – those gift cards burn a hole in your pocket huh?
dushawn – tsk tsk tsk. aren’t you married? go ahead and give in my brother. make it your new year’s resolution to be on the receiving end of some “amorous restraint technique”.
disco
October 11th, 2012
11:55 am
I just watched video on postgazette.com where a 15 year old punched a teacher. he dropped dude. lol. not that it’s funny but I thought of Friday “you got knocked the eff out”
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
11:56 am
Being cuffed to the bed is fun, but I’ve only done it after gaining trust that my partner is not going to do anything painful to me! Come to think of it, I have not been with a man who would let me cuff him…I could pin their arms down, but not cuff.
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
11:56 am
hence why you are the one with the key and he is the one in the cuffs.
I know that’s right
I’ve never been tied/cuffed or anything of the like(control issues probably)…now I’ve tied up a few but haven’t met one that I’d give that kinda power to…
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
11:59 am
disco~ Amourous restraint techniques? Cuffing?
Where have I wandered into?!? Oh my…
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
11:59 am
Yo mama’s so fat, she has type 2 diabetes.
Oh, wait…
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
12:00 pm
I have not been with a man who would let me cuff him…
Me either…silk sashes come across much better..trust me p’on dat
kimmie
October 11th, 2012
12:04 pm
disco – yep. Years ago when I was struggling to make ends meet, I used to try to hold on to them for a rainy day. When folks wanted to know what to get me for my bday & Christmas I would tell them a Walmart gift card. That way when I was broke, I could buy groceries there. They would really come in handy.
Willie Dynamite
October 11th, 2012
12:15 pm
No handcuffing and beware the chick with the silk scarf collection (looking @u sassy)
disco
October 11th, 2012
12:19 pm
WD – if I didn’t know better I’d say that some of the blog gents are a bunch of punks. of course, in light of the hostility and theatrics up in here today far be it for me to call anyone out of their name. lol. if restraint isn’t your thing, it isn’t your thing. y’all stick with the same old been there done that tried and true smack it up flip it rub it down.
Willie Dynamite
October 11th, 2012
12:22 pm
Disco- if I didn’t know better I’d say the blog ladies had control issues. Hahaha
Have you ever been armously restrained or have you always been the restrainer?
disco
October 11th, 2012
12:24 pm
WD – I am just the mouthpiece. talking a lot of smack and ain’t never did nothing. lol.
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
12:25 pm
Hell, if the chick is hot enough, I’ll let her tie my azz up. I might end up dead, but there are worse ways to go…
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
12:25 pm
Maybe it means you’re preggers with triplets
ITl – Naw, ain’t me sistah…we keeps it strapped up round dis herrr hood.
We just had a surprise employee luncheon…hamburgers and hotdogs with dessert to top it off. Now i’m too full to do anything for the rest of the day
Willie Dynamite
October 11th, 2012
12:30 pm
Disco- ion believe that.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
12:34 pm
Well, I have been both the binder and the bind-ee. Must say, I much prefer being the binder…
A little light bondage can make things interesting. I’m laughing at the blog ladies though. All of us reading “50 Shades of Gray” but no one wants to be bound… Hmmmm
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
12:34 pm
beware the chick with the silk scarf collection
Ha..ha..ha Willie. Truth be told by time we got to that it was too late…just lay back and let it happen to you. Shyyd I’m talking better hands than Allstate
Willie aren’t you married?! This shoulda been water under the bridge for you and the Mrs.
we keeps it strapped up round dis herrr hood
Okay?!?!?!
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
12:39 pm
I haven’t read 50 Shades but was told I need to. I prefer sweet pain to actual bondage.
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
12:39 pm
All of us reading “50 Shades of Gray” but no one wants to be bound… Hmmmm
Actually I think I’m one of the five people who haven’t read it yet…just don’t see what the hype is/was about it. My ego won’t let me be “bound” like that. I’ve been restrained (with hands only) but that’s about as far as it goes. Hmmm…
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
12:40 pm
I prefer sweet pain to actual bondage.
Cosign
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
12:40 pm
CC – For some reason, me, my brother and my mom got into a discussion about “50 Shades” (she’s the one who got me into the books) and she said she had to look up stuff because she’d never heard about it. Then, my brother started getting really frank about what he liked in the bedroom (TMI). When talking about being tied up, my face lit up and my mom couldn’t believe that I liked that. It was quite funny. Mom didn’t have much to say after that talk! LOL
disco
October 11th, 2012
12:41 pm
CC – I have not and will not likely read 50 shades of grey. I have been called a “book snob”. lol. my grandmother once told one of my aunts that she had more sex in her pinkie finger than the rest of us had in our entire bodies. I guess my freaky side is hereditary. won’t give credit to a trashy novel.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
12:41 pm
man from drama to yo mama to fish to bondage, what a day
If you aint gone whip me, don’t tie me up!! IJS
disco
October 11th, 2012
12:42 pm
S/H – be honest. bet you can’t wait to see what comes up next.
Exiled!
October 11th, 2012
12:44 pm
With aid if anbien to sleep Bluz,I can see the weird dreams part
I never remember my dreams
I guess it’s coz I’m practical
Now put a good woman with nice legs and bootey in front of me and yea I can sleepwalk!
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
12:45 pm
Paaaaaaaaaain makes you beautiful
IIIIIIIIIIIIII give you what you want,
The paaaaaaaaaaaain and the pleasure
IIIIIIIIIIIII, I’m no good for you
But then you’re no good for yourself…
Willie Dynamite
October 11th, 2012
12:47 pm
Sassy- water under the bridge indeed. The wifey has quite a collection of silk scarves.ijs
So in recap; men have trust issues and women like to be in control. Fair enough to say?
Is that why women like to ride so to speak?
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
12:51 pm
Disco, sitting on pins and needles (LOL)
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
12:51 pm
If you aint gone whip me, don’t tie me up!! IJS
(SassaFrass coyly looking around)…I’ve wanted a riding crop for some time now…don’t judge me
I’d like to use it,too but I know it’ll take a special person to let me…
baseball..baseball..baseba….
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
12:53 pm
Sassy — Do you have a flogger?
Exiled!
October 11th, 2012
12:54 pm
Slim..there is a study that warns folks in condom use..
Chemicals anyone
So u might want to update ur strapped policy..
Howoften do u do the do per week?
Exiled!
October 11th, 2012
12:54 pm
On condom use
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
12:55 pm
I had an ex who used to enjoy being whipped with a flogger. I let her try it on me a couple times — doesn’t actually hurt, but it makes a cool sound. And, I have to admit, there is something a little titillating about whipping the sh!t out of a chick…
Don’t judge me, either!
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
12:58 pm
Spankings are fun! Just not too hard…
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
12:59 pm
Swiss no I don’t…I have a personal policy against any blood shed or breaking of the skin. I still want that riding crop,though…that’s so sexxy to me…
Do yoU have a flogger?
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
12:59 pm
Are you saying you’ve been a naughty girl, Bluz?
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
1:00 pm
Uh huh!!! Damn ya’ll…quit talking about this…I may have to make a booty call…
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:01 pm
(SassaFrass coyly looking around)…I’ve wanted a riding crop for some time now…don’t judge me
(daydreaming)
Exiled!
October 11th, 2012
1:01 pm
I have never understood that whipping thrill myself..
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:01 pm
want my number bluz (lmao)
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
1:02 pm
I let her try it on me a couple times
That’s what I’m tawkin about Swiss…don’t be afraid to go there. And I promise not to judge you
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:03 pm
“I’d like to use it,too but I know it’ll take a special person to let me…”
I’m special, not your average guy (LOL)
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
1:04 pm
Where’d the rest of the blog go?….
I bet there’s some “sexting” going on right now…tsk..tsk..tsk. Y’all so nasty…I’m really surprised by this
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:05 pm
Sassy, you got me here sing “Love me in a special way” by debarge (LOL)
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
1:05 pm
Sassy — Don’t be afraid of the flogger. They don’t hurt. But they do make a really loud SMACK when they hit that azz….
Exiled!
October 11th, 2012
1:05 pm
Bootey call!
Go for it Bluz!
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
1:06 pm
I’m tempted to text Mags…see if he’ll come over…take care of business…then, tell him to go on home!
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:06 pm
swiss, is that where smack that ass came from (LOL)
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
1:07 pm
man from drama to yo mama to fish to bondage, what a day
And that is how the blog rolls….
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
1:07 pm
Skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyrockets in flight
[clap, clap]
Afternoon delight
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-afternoon delight!
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
1:08 pm
I’m special, not your average guy
Of course you’d say that if you thought it’d get you to the promised land S&H
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
1:08 pm
I’ve read 50 Shades and it surely didn’t need to be written as a trilogy. However, I think I might let Mr. Grey bound me even though I have not allowed anyone in my life to restrain me in that fashion. There probably is only one person I would have considered to tie me up but there were not into that kind of thing
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
1:10 pm
you got me here sing “Love me in a special way” by debarge
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
I almost choked on my water reading that
BLUZ….NOOOO!!!!!
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:10 pm
Sassy, would leave if I got there and you said you changed your mind, don’t tease me (LOL)
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:11 pm
Bluz, don’t call, you are doing so good
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
1:12 pm
Dayum Slim…they didn’t like that kind of stuff huh? And I bet they had soo much “potential” and didn’t even know it
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
1:13 pm
I’d like to use it,too but I know it’ll take a special person to let me…
Perhaps not. Seems dominatrix is a secret fantasy of a lot of men. A nice swat on the backside with a cat o’nines can be quite arousing.
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
1:14 pm
S&H actually…I’d mention it to you just to see if you’re with it but truth be told I’d never plan anything like that cause I don’t always know what I’ll do next. The element of surprise is something else..
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:14 pm
Disco, all you got to do is ask
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
1:16 pm
Seems dominatrix is a secret fantasy of a lot of men
I wonder if I can turn that into some kind of side hustle…is that legal?
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
1:16 pm
Uh huh!!! Damn ya’ll…quit talking about this…I may have to make a booty call…
That’s a weak mind talking who’s not involved with anyone! Go sit down and lock those legs!
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:17 pm
Sassy, one day this girl that I’m always flirting with came up behind me and slapped me on the back of my neck and fussed because I didn’t give her a hug, didn’t know I could blush like that and couldn’t hide it because this other girl at the table picked up on how much I liked it (LOL)
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:17 pm
sassy, long as you don’t have sex, people do it all the time.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
1:18 pm
I’m tempted to text Mags…see if he’ll come over…take care of business…then, tell him to go on home!
I’m convinced you just want to stir up some isht. If you’re not kidding, then you’re in dire, and I mean dire need of of an exorcism or something.
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
1:19 pm
Exiled – What is the study exactly with regard to condom chemicals? And I’m not about to go into the frequency of CT Thunder bustin that goes on with the beau and i.
So in recap; men have trust issues and women like to be in control. Fair enough to say?
Wille – I like to be dominated in a good, passionate, safe kind of way honestly.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
1:23 pm
I just want sex and nothing more. Seriously, it would be wham, bam, thank you sir! I just want to use his D.
Nah…I won’t text him. As tempting as it is. I really don’t want to start anything…
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
1:23 pm
If you aint gone whip me, don’t tie me up
SH – The down fall of speed reading…I thought that read, If you ain’t gone WIPE me, don’t tie me up. I’m sitting here thinking that’s no biggie. I have no issue getting the warm towel ready
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
1:24 pm
I like to be dominated in a good, passionate, safe kind of way honestly.
I get it…really I do but upon first read it almost seems kind of oxymoronic and funny at the same time…
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
1:25 pm
It’s just a shame that good D is attached to a boy like him… I do have another person or two that I could call just for booty. Hmmmmm.
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
1:25 pm
As tempting as it is. I really don’t want to start anything…
thank you…
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
1:27 pm
Bluz – You just trying to use our sexy talk as a reason to hit him up again. I call BS on that like Legg said. Get you a dilllllll do and call it a night. No need to send him on his way afterwards…just wash, rinse and throw it in your drawer when you’re done.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:28 pm
slim, I hope whip isn’t a biggie either, and since I recently found out I have a high tolerance for pain, it would be fun (LOL)
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
1:29 pm
But…a toy is not as good as the real thing!!! It’s been about a month and I’m ready again. BUT…I won’t reach out to him. I promise!!! And…I seriously don’t even like him like that at all anymore!
Willie Dynamite
October 11th, 2012
1:31 pm
Here kitty kitty kitty, hahaha
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
1:31 pm
I get it…really I do but upon first read it almost seems kind of oxymoronic and funny at the same time
Sassy – Domination does not have to equal pain and humiliation. There are degrees and levels to everything. There was one dude I dated that had this down to a tea. He was a man’s man if you know what I mean.
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
1:33 pm
Bluz – If it’s been as long as a month, that fake weenie will feel reaaaaal good. lol
SH – Well since S & M isn’t illegal, I’ll be glad to whoop yo ass…for a small fee of course
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
1:35 pm
I think I may need to go shopping! LOL! The bullett is pretty good, but I think I need to replace my jack rabbit!
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:36 pm
Slim, don’t have to pay, too many out there willing to do it for free
and I don’t do it if it doesn’t include sex 
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
1:38 pm
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
1:39 pm
No need to send him on his way afterwards…just wash, rinse and throw it in your drawer when you’re done.
______________flatline__________please resuscitate
Domination does not have to equal pain and humiliation.
I agree and that’s not what I meant in my post either….not the humiliation part anyway… a lil “sweet pain” is good. As I said in the beginning of the post I get it..really I do.
And for the record EVERY time you type the word weenie it makes me laugh
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:40 pm
Slim where do you guys find those emoticons?
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
1:46 pm
Whoa! Y’all went crazy while I was away!
Bluz~ Girl, you had bet not (and I meant bet not!) call Magnum! I am with Leggs and Slim on this one. Maaasturbate all dang day (hell, you can even think about him while you do it if that gets you there) but you don’t need to call that sorry waste of sea men…
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
1:48 pm
If you can’t walk away from good D that’s more harmful to your psyche, then you will forever be a bruised woman!
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
1:49 pm
S/H~ swiss posted a link to it from his karaoke bus page a couple of months ago.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:51 pm
Comon, that must have been one of those days I got quiet (LOL) (was actually doing some work, or on vacation)
Swiss, could you post that link again??
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
1:51 pm
It’s been about a month and I’m ready again. – girl you are weak.
Carry on!
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:52 pm
Leggs, seriously???
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
1:52 pm
S/H — Blog formatting tips: http://karaokebus.com/blog_formatting.txt
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:53 pm
Opps, sorry leggs, my dyslectic kicked in, (LOL) I saw girl are you weak (LOL)
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
1:53 pm
but you don’t need to call that sorry waste of sea men…
You know I love the spin on words…good one!
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
1:54 pm
Single ~ in her case, yes, seriously.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
1:54 pm
Not for all women, but how she’s wired, you damn skippy!
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:54 pm
thanks swiss
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:55 pm
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:55 pm
aww they need a better face than that for WTF (LOL)
Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote
October 11th, 2012
1:55 pm
“The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.”
Don’t beleive the hype. Who’s saying who is lonely and who isn’t?
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
1:56 pm
I was a mo-dern
love affair,
completely cool and ca-su-al
theeeeeeeey-ey
hardly knew each other was there
I mean, both of ‘em had their own
gettin’ off to do
they had to dream about their own selves
when they were through….
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
1:56 pm
I gotcha, Single!
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
1:56 pm
Don’t know why that song’s been in my head all day…
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
1:58 pm
WEENIE, WEENIE, WEENIE, BEEENIE WEENIE :-p
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
1:58 pm
Oh…..Em…..Gee……
Swiss Boy, you are crazy. You made Diet DP come out of my nose with that Afternoon Delight….
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
1:58 pm
slim are you trying to tell us something (LOL)
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
1:59 pm
You can be in a relationship and still feel lonely. One does not have to be alone to feel tonely.
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
2:01 pm
SH – Nope, just making Sassy laugh…but I see you chimed in on that post so is there anything YOU want to tell us?
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:02 pm
And that has got to be one of the worst feelings being in a relationship.
Now, not having to be alone to feel tonely makes me think is you’re thinking touchy touchy things in your mind and forgot how to type (lol).
Willie Dynamite
October 11th, 2012
2:02 pm
Bluz- call him up and get u some.
Slim/Sassy- care to lace us with some poetry that fits the mood?
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
2:02 pm
I chimed in because I was laughing with sassy
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:02 pm
Go sit down, WillieD! Always a man leading a woman to be slaughtered!
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
2:03 pm
But the modern girl was elated
with what the rev-o-lution gave her
And since she’d been lib-er-ated
she could have anything
that striked her fancy
And she fancied
quite a bit
I mean, if it felt good, she did it
Aaaaaaaaaand she did it every chance she could get
With her main modern man
and otherwise
And her taste wasn’t limited
to just modern guys…
Since another modern girl showed her
that modern girls know how to hold her
And after she had her eyes eyes opened
all her old close friends started
getting closer
And new friends weren’t that far,
far away…
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
2:03 pm
So since swiss’ song promted this question, do any of you all do that do on your own, while in the presence of your SO and vice versa?
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
2:04 pm
but the modern man he just wasn’t so lucky
he being shook from his usual role as the heartbreaker
he was completely battered and bewildered
when he actually started in feeling something for her
and he discovered a new emotion
when they stopped ending up together as frequently
and when he finally confronted her with the question
“had she been bedding down with others in the periphery without him?”
and she replied “Hell yes! ain’t it funny!”
Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote
October 11th, 2012
2:05 pm
Slim1 I certainly agree with you about feeling lonely. Don’t the lonely have to make their own happiness and why are they staying in a situation where they’re not satisfied in?
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
2:06 pm
Slim Huh??
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
2:06 pm
ITL — Why am I not surprised Vic Chesnutt would bring you out of lurking?
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
2:07 pm
WEENIE, WEENIE, WEENIE, BEEENIE WEENIE
Willie..I see you playa and no I’m not biting that one…why don’t yoU lace us with a lil sumthin sumthin…
DuShawn
October 11th, 2012
2:07 pm
Wow…I see we really going in.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
2:07 pm
(waving) Heeeeeey, BF!
@Slim: I read your 1:58, and all I could hear was the line from There’s Something About Mary….”Beans and franks! Beans and franks!”
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:08 pm
Sure do, Slim!
Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote
October 11th, 2012
2:08 pm
Hi Light, how you doing madame?
Willie Dynamite
October 11th, 2012
2:09 pm
Lefts- take ya cape off. She don’t need saving she need some good D. Sometimes it IS simple as that.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:09 pm
Single, I believe she’s asking have you or will you masturbate and let your SO watch you.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
2:09 pm
Swiss, I give up, why?!!?
Willie Dynamite
October 11th, 2012
2:10 pm
Meant Leggs- dayum autocorrect
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
2:10 pm
do any of you all do that do on your own, while in the presence of your SO and vice versa?
I’ve “heard” about that before…
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:10 pm
I disagree, WillieD. Stop egging her on.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:11 pm
Huh SassyMe???
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
2:12 pm
Leggs I thought that’s what it was, but wasn’t sure, and the answer is yes yes yes!!!!!!
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
2:13 pm
BF – You’re right, everyone needs to make their own happiness but that can be easily said than done…especially if you’re in such a dark place that you can’t figure out which way the light is. This is not only the time of year folks look for someone to cuff up with but it is also the time of year depression increases. (See how I tied all that bs back in with the topic lol)
Willie Dynamite
October 11th, 2012
2:16 pm
Sassy- I see u playing coy. That ain’t your style. Lead or be lead. Put the crop up b4 you smile this time.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:17 pm
Sometimes it IS simple as that. – You’re right, but we’re dealing with a person beyond simple.
Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote
October 11th, 2012
2:17 pm
LOL……..@Slim1
Roger that. There really should be allowances for the lonely.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:18 pm
Uggg, didn’t mean to hit submit. I really wanted to chang the wording. Got sidetrack by someone at my desk and hit submit. Not entirely what I meant to say.
Willie Dynamite
October 11th, 2012
2:18 pm
Leggs – she good, she got the blog and a paid therapist. What’s some good D gonna hurt?
disco
October 11th, 2012
2:19 pm
mm mmm mmmmm. some of y’all ought to be plum shame of yourselves. posting all this nasty stuff.
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
2:19 pm
Her ovaries, potentially…
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
2:20 pm
SH – Calm down…lol
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
2:20 pm
Did I say that out loud?
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
2:20 pm
Put the crop up b4 you smile this time.
Hell I’ve been smiling ALL the while…get at me
I see u playing coy. That ain’t your style.
It comes and goes but I like that you noticed it.
Leggs what’d I do?
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
2:21 pm
BF, you missed breakfast.
@Leggs: I saw your post but you don’t need to call that sorry waste of sea men… and it reminded me of a friend who had a job as a hostess at an Applebees/Chilis/Fridays type place when she was in high school. She saw “Seaman” on the list and jokingly said to her co-worker, “Seaman, party of 1,256,000″…..turns out the group was standing nearby and overheard her. Yeah…they left.
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
2:21 pm
A little birdie suggested we all do ourselves right now…on a count of 1, 2, 3…….GOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote
October 11th, 2012
2:21 pm
Now answering the would you masterbate with your mate, oh yeah she will do it I should be able to also. You do have those types that cringe at the sight of it and others who wants to swallow it.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
2:21 pm
Willie D, some good D would set her back, she’s getting better and need to stay on that road!!
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
2:23 pm
do any of you all do that do on your own, while in the presence of your SO and vice versa?
Sure do. He likes to watch me and like for him to watch me…
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
2:23 pm
LOL@Swiss. Those ovary-busters are the best. Not every night, but errrrr now and then….
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:23 pm
do any of you all do that do on your own, while in the presence of your SO and vice versa?
I’ve “heard” about that before…
Yeah, chica, you done more than “heard” about that before. That’s what my “huh” was too. Meek and mild is not your suit (lol).
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
2:24 pm
Slim, the thought of it took to a happy place
Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote
October 11th, 2012
2:24 pm
I missed breakfast? No problem I can’t wait to get home and eat the rest of the sea food dinner from last night I am starving too.
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
2:24 pm
Okay Leggs the first part of the post was for Slim and the weenies cause whenever she types it I can’t help but laugh and the second part was for Willie…sorry for the confrusion.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
2:25 pm
“Seaman, party of 1,256,000″…..turns out the group was standing nearby and overheard her. Yeah…they left
OK, now y’all just made me spit tea on my monitor…
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:26 pm
You do have those types that cringe at the sight of it and others who wants to swallow it.
I feel sorry for those. Why would anyone cringe at the sight of it…it’s a beautiful piece of work watching someone take care of themselves for their enjoyment as well as for the voyeuree/voyeurer.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:28 pm
Gotcha, Sassy! Now, it makes sense cuz I know your behind is a firecracker.
Hell, can’t believe I just typed that!
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
2:29 pm
Oh well wait Leggs I re-read too far back…my bad and scratch that 2:24.
Meek and mild is not your suit
For some reason I hear that from time to time..I can’t figure out why
Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote
October 11th, 2012
2:29 pm
LOL……@Leggs that’s the women that hate to get a little sweat/seamen in their hand.
LOL
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
2:30 pm
You do have those types that cringe at the sight of it and others who wants to swallow it.
BF, your fangs are showing….. Just FYI
Willie Dynamite
October 11th, 2012
2:30 pm
Slim- to answer your ? Yeah in the prescence and as a part of the session.
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
2:30 pm
This one’s for Bluz:
I don’t want to get over you.
I guess I could take a sleeping pill
and sleep at will and not have to
go through what I go through.
I guess I should take Prozac, right?
and just smile all night at somebody new,
Somebody not too bright but sweet and kind
who would try to get you off my mind.
I could leave this agony behind
which is just what I’d do if I wanted to,
but I don’t want to get over you
cause I don’t want to get over love.
I could listen to my therapist, pretend you don’t exist
and not have to dream of what I dream of;
I could listen to all my friends and go out again and pretend it’s enough,
or I could make a career of being blue–
I could dress in black and read Camus,
smoke clove cigarettes and drink vermouth
like I was 17 — that would be a scream
but I don’t want to get over you.
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
2:30 pm
Aww hell never mind….strike that 2:29 and let the 2:24 stand your Honor
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
2:30 pm
OMG…just got back from lunch and had some incredible fried fish!!! Yay! Ya’ll are bad with getting me to crave foods!!!
LOL at WD – Thanks for helping a sister out!
IF I were to call on Mags, I swear to you all that it would just be for booty and that’s IT! I’m not gonna do it…at least not for a while longer. I’m still ticked at him and don’t want him to think that all is well.
Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote
October 11th, 2012
2:31 pm
Or on their backside…………LOL
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
2:32 pm
I can’t wait to get home and eat the rest of the sea food dinner from last night I am starving too.
Is fish on the menu BF?
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
2:32 pm
swiss – where did that come from?
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:32 pm
And, who is suprised that today’s topic has us now on this topic. Everyone knows it doesn’t take much to percolate the warped mind of us bloggers!!
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
2:33 pm
BF – I have to say that I don’t mind it at all, but not on my belly. That takes me back to a really bad experience…
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
2:34 pm
Bluz — Popped up on my Spotify… reminded me of your misadventures…
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
2:34 pm
Leggs – RIGHT?!?! LOL!
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
2:34 pm
swiss – what’s the name of it?
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
2:34 pm
Or on their backside
We used to call that “working the garden” because of the flower tattoo on my back…..
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:34 pm
SWISS, SWISS, SWISS, do you hear me calling you SWISS.
YOU F…….NAILED THAT PUPPY!
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
2:35 pm
“I don’t want to get over you” — by Magnetic Fields
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
2:35 pm
@Bluz: It’s the Magnetic Fields
disco
October 11th, 2012
2:36 pm
bluz – the plot always thickens with you doeesn’t it? lol.
re football – I’m not even a fan and I just told someone at lunch that I wanted to go to a football game. not pro, maybe not even college. just a little high school or pop warner game or something.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:36 pm
IF I were to call on Mags, I swear to you all that it would just be for booty and that’s IT! I’m not gonna do it…at least not for a while longer. I’m still ticked at him and don’t want him to think that all is well.
Much love, Bluz, but I swear to all that’s dear to me, you have got to be the most two-faced person I’ve ever read.
kimmie
October 11th, 2012
2:36 pm
And, who is suprised that today’s topic has us now on this topic.
I’m not in the least!!LOL!!!
I’m not gonna do it…at least not for a while longer
Sigh…… yeah ok Bluz…..
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:36 pm
Swiss, your song is going to go PLATINUM…
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
2:37 pm
it’s a beautiful piece of work watching someone take care of themselves
Especially if it’s a Gonzo…that hook takes a lil extra dexterity…
disco
October 11th, 2012
2:37 pm
leggs – two faced? boy oh boy that one brings back memories. growing up two faced was fighting words for real. and for the record, we pronounced it two-faced-ed. lol.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
2:38 pm
I’m just saying…I really AM over him!!! I just want his good D! I swear on my mama!
Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote
October 11th, 2012
2:38 pm
Sassy, Sassy, Sassy…………LOL
I had to take a good look at that post cause it does sound like I left abruptly and she’s feeling some kind of way. Best beleive there wont be any fish left tonight on that menu.
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
2:39 pm
Did Bluz just say she wants his good D on her mama? Now that’s some freaky-deaky, right there…
Willie Dynamite
October 11th, 2012
2:40 pm
Sassy- meek and mild. Nawww I like coy better it’s sexier.
Bluz- you welcome, anytime. Use your new iphone5 to dial/text u some good D.
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
2:41 pm
ITL — I think we are musically separated at birth…
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:41 pm
that’s right, two-faced was fighting words. Bluz goes back and forth so much I’ve given myself whiplash.
Bluz, I will leave you alone. BUT, if I were to post everything you’ve ever posted re Magnum, you would make your ownself cry.
Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote
October 11th, 2012
2:42 pm
Light y’all called it working the garden. I’m not gonna show any more fangs I promise……….LOL
disco
October 11th, 2012
2:42 pm
bluz – leave that D alone. you’ll be high, drunk and seeking extra therapy sessions to boot. is it really worth all that?
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
2:43 pm
Best beleive there wont be any fish left tonight on that menu.
Hercules..Hercules…Herculeeees..
I like coy better it’s sexier.
True..
Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote
October 11th, 2012
2:44 pm
Even though I just had them polsihed.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
2:44 pm
@Swiss: Agree. Which reminds me…have you seen Later with Jools Holland?
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
2:45 pm
Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote
October 11th, 2012
2:38 pm
Sassy, Sassy, Sassy…………LOL
I had to take a good look at that post cause it does sound like I left abruptly and she’s feeling some kind of way. Best beleive there wont be any fish left tonight on that menu.
I am cracking up because I too said, “well, we know what’s BF is having for dinner.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
2:46 pm
LOL@BF. Yeah….all the fertilizing those flowers got, it’s a wonder they didn’t grow.
Sassy: STOP! Your “Hercules” nearly made me choke. Too funny!!!
Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote
October 11th, 2012
2:46 pm
“polished” when it’s spelled correctly.
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
2:47 pm
ITL — I have not — never heard of it, in fact. Do tell…
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
2:50 pm
It’s a show on BBC. He (Jools Holland) has a great mix of old and new artists.
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
2:52 pm
Your “Hercules” nearly made me choke.
That’s the first thing that came to mind…cause it sure sounds like tonight at BF’s house it’s going dooown and he’s taking no prisoners.
PW
October 11th, 2012
2:53 pm
Is this the Celisea`s blog !!!! Sheesh STFU sometimes…DANG, and I wander why she THINKS everyone wants her !!!!
Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote
October 11th, 2012
2:53 pm
LOL…….@Sassy, Light, and Leggs
This is Blackfoote and I approved of all those enuendoes.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
2:54 pm
ITL~ Your ex might be my current.
We call it that and for the exact same reason! 
Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote
October 11th, 2012
2:56 pm
“enuendo” if aint spelled right it’s becase I don’t know how……..LOL
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
2:58 pm
@CC: Not a chance. A/this guy is re-married to a white girl and B/he’s white.
It’s the ex before last. LOLOL
Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote
October 11th, 2012
2:58 pm
“because”
Ok I admit I have that piece of fish on my mind so it’s time to hit splitsville.
Enjoy your evening.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
2:59 pm
@Swiss: He usually has 4 or 5 acts on at one time. Awhile back, he had Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds and the Scissor Sisters on. Not sure who else was on with them.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
3:00 pm
Night, BF!!!
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
3:02 pm
Enjoy your evening
Thanks and the same to you cause I know you’re going to see to that
bomp-chicka-waah-waaah
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
3:02 pm
ITL — You know your boy loves some Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds. And I’d watch sisters scissor, too, depending on how hot they were…
Willie Dynamite
October 11th, 2012
3:02 pm
Sooooo what now
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
3:03 pm
Whooo..I feel all warm n fuzzy…
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:03 pm
innuendo
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
3:04 pm
what now
I don’t know…whatchu got? Anything you’d like to discuss?
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
3:04 pm
“.I feel all warm n fuzzy…”
Sassy — That’s alright. No need to shave, we like ‘em au natural around here…
disco
October 11th, 2012
3:04 pm
warm and fuzzy? the way things were up in here it’s a good thing you don’t feel warm and sticky or warm and slimy.
Yea You
October 11th, 2012
3:04 pm
***Yes, but not in the way you think. I am unnerved by the way you bully and dominate this blog with your rambling posts and….<<<<<Nail On Head !!!!! LoL
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
3:06 pm
@Swiss: I know you do… that’s what made me think of you.
LOL@Sassy and bomp-chicka-waah-waaah. Yeah, BF might need to take a vacay day tomorrow.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
3:07 pm
Why am I considered two faced? Undecided…maybe. But…I’m not two faced. I want to call him just for the D, but I’m not going to. I’m tempted, but I’m not gonna give in.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
3:08 pm
No need to shave, we like ‘em au natural around here…
Ick, Swiss. Have you been watching that Dave Attell show on Showtime??? Blech.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:09 pm
warm and fuzzy? the way things were up in here it’s a good thing you don’t feel warm and sticky or warm and slimy.
Too funny, sad to say, we’ve had steamier days than this one!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
3:11 pm
Warm and sticky isn’t so bad……if it’s good enough for Cinabon, it’s good enough for me.
disco
October 11th, 2012
3:12 pm
bluz – with all due respect that temptation should be gone by now. I’m giving you credit and letting you have that quick, fleeting moment where dude ran across your mind but the moment has passed (or should have passed). you have to put on your big girl shoes and say to yourself “later for him. he ain’t nobody”.
leggs – I know but you have to allow for folks imaginations. lol.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
3:13 pm
What’s with the trolls trying to stir isht this afternoon? **shrugs** KIM, trolls…
ITL~ Thank GOD!! I had that moment where I was about to do the Scoby Doo; ‘Rut Ro, Raggy!’
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
3:13 pm
“IF I were to call on Mags, I swear to you all that it would just be for booty and that’s IT! I’m not gonna do it…….wait for it…wait for it…and here it goes… at least not for a while longer Bluzspeak always cracks me up.
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
3:14 pm
Swiss yousa fool
the way things were up in here it’s a good thing you don’t feel warm and sticky
later
sad to say, we’ve had steamier days than this one!
Yes we sure have…
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
3:14 pm
disco~ ou stoopid with the warm and sticky… Not gonna lie, though, I ducked out and went to give the hubby some kisses instead of trying to eat some lunch during this day that will not end..
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
3:15 pm
@CC: Yeah, that coulda been AWKWARD. Imagine that blog meet and greet…..
Me: Hey, I’m ITL.
You: Hey, I’m CC. And this is my hubby.
Him: Oh we’ve met. I tended her garden before yours, baby.
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
3:15 pm
LOL@ITL…I hear you mami!
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
3:16 pm
ITL — Nope, haven’t seen it. I do generally like Dave Attell, though…
disco
October 11th, 2012
3:17 pm
CC – I actually envisioned a little bottle of troll-b-gone spray. lol. and not that you was off trying to get some at lunch. you nasty girl…
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:17 pm
Bluz ~ I used two-faceded because I couldn’t remember the other word I really wanted to us. You go back and forth so often on the merry-g-round that I am now dizzying. You’re a woman on many contradictions. that’s the word I was looking for “contradictions,” not two-facededness.
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
3:17 pm
I’m trying to catch up…but a friend of mine sent me a pic of a GONZO she used to deal with. That thang is something else.
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
3:17 pm
I ducked out and went to give the hubby some kisses
I’d like to think you gave him more than that if you missed lunch for it
And I ain’t mad atcha…
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
3:18 pm
@Swiss: It’s actually pretty funny, if you can get past the very, um, “vintage” nature of the clips he shows…..
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
3:19 pm
disco – it’s hard to push the temptation away. I just want that and nothing more. I know that he’s nobody. Although…you may like to know that he did get a full time job and his own place! Still…not nearly good enough for me. I just want sex. I’m a sexual person and I like to get it regularly. When you get it good, it’s hard to push that person away for good…
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
3:20 pm
I know Slim…Gonzos take special skill to deal with “properly and efficiently”…
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
3:20 pm
And I ain’t mad atcha…
Me, either. Maybe a little envious, but not mad.
Willie Dynamite
October 11th, 2012
3:20 pm
Plenty to say but lips sealed.
Black- I’m not in a position to give U advice but they like fangs.ijs
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:22 pm
I’m giving you credit and letting you have that quick, fleeting moment where dude ran across your mind but the moment has passed (or should have passed). you have to put on your big girl shoes and say to yourself “later for him. he ain’t nobody”.
EXACTUMUNDO!
disco
October 11th, 2012
3:24 pm
bluz – I know. not saying I know you personally but I definitely think I’ve got a strong handle on your type. lol. I’ve got an acquaintance who talks and reasons in a manner very similar to yours. I’m always amazed that a grown A 40+ year old woman thinks the way she does. she too gets caught in in how good the D is and all the while knows the D is attached to a man that isn’t worth the spit it would take to cuss him. she usually winds up doing way more for the owner of the D than the owner of the D ever considers doing for her. seems like to me that would cancel out the D but who am I and what do I know?
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:24 pm
disco ~ I’m rescinding my 3:22:
“it’s hard to push the temptation away.” – No, it’s not Bluz. You’re letting it linger and fester because you want to and because you like the mental picture of this disrespectful man with a big D front and center in your mind.
Chica, go do you!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
3:25 pm
Leggs: I think you watched too many Happy Days reruns while you were convalescing….. LOL
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:25 pm
Back from my happy place (LOL)
Comon, what’s KIM??
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
3:25 pm
EXACTAMUNDO =
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:25 pm
I just want sex. I’m a sexual person and I like to get it regularly. When you get it good, it’s hard to push that person away for good…
I’m convinced something is wrong with me. Like hell there is….
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
3:26 pm
Sassy – Too bad we can’t post pics on here
I showed my co-worker and she didn’t even want to give me my phone back. She said it looks like a hook she can hang her purse on 
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
3:26 pm
Dangit! I meant to say EXACTAMUNDO is a Fonzie expression!!! Aaaaaayyyyyy!
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:26 pm
ITL ~
Naw, I watched too much Jerry Springer (lol).
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:27 pm
Single ~ how is it you’re asking what al lthese llittle things mean (lololol). K I M – Keep it Moving.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:27 pm
Comon, never mind, I got it (LOL)
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
3:27 pm
@slim: You could email it to us….
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:28 pm
Leggs, I’m a little slow (LOL)
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
3:28 pm
Me: Hey, I’m ITL.
You: Hey, I’m CC. And this is my hubby.
Him: Oh we’ve met. I tended her garden before yours, baby
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:29 pm
Gotcha, ITL.
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
3:29 pm
Bottom line: If the man attached to the good D disrespects you and you choose to continue to deal with him based on your own reasoning of ‘good D’, then that basically teaches him that he can continue to disrespect you no matter what. Unless you’re dealing with a fake weenie, then there is going to be a man attached to the D, whether good or bad. Unless of course your name is Bobbit.(how ya like that long ass sentence lol)
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:30 pm
It’s ok, Single, we’ll hold your hand through the process of “knowing.”
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:31 pm
Thanks leggs (LOL)
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:32 pm
Yalll got me wanting some fish now, but there is no place good close to my house
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
3:33 pm
Leggs – I still have that stuffed talapia on my ‘Coming Soon” menu
disco
October 11th, 2012
3:33 pm
leggs – you crazy. I’m not even mad about bluz wanting it or thinking it’s all that. the problem is, like you said before or what I took from “two-faced”, the girl is just so wishy washy. she can’t make a decision and commit to it. she’s always looking to justify. me, myself, personally (lol – I laugh when I say that, I laugh when I type it) being the type chick who can sex with no strings attached and no emotional attachment I can condone a chick going and doing what she wants to do. thing is bluz ain’t that chick. she’s weak. sorry bluz – just calling it like I see it. she’ll do it, it’ll be good. she can’t just appreciate and go on about her way. she’ll be in love or on her way to being in love before they put their clothes back on.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:34 pm
Single, there’s been about 2-3 different types of fish discussed here. (1) Do you want the same type of leftovers BF is going after, (2), fried fish like ITL had for lunch, or (3) new fish with two legs?
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:35 pm
disco ~ my exact sentiments in your 3:33
Single and Happier "&%$@ Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:36 pm
Leggs, fried, but I don’t want to have to warm it up when I get home
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
3:36 pm
I showed my co-worker and she didn’t even want to give me my phone back. She said it looks like a hook she can hang her purse on
Fk a purse…chile try sitting on it..okay I digress
Plenty to say but lips sealed.
Cool…
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:36 pm
Slim ~ you will enjoy that stuffed talipa whenever you get around to baking it. YUMMY.
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
3:36 pm
disco – Bluz always makes a decison but she follows that decision up with a totally opposite one. It’s like she has a healthy brain sitting on one side of her shoulder, and a “brain on drugs’ sitting on the other shoulder.
The two never agree
she’ll be in love or on her way to being in love before they put their clothes back on
disco – Don’t forget about the drunk text msgs to follow as well lol
Bluz – We still love you
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
3:36 pm
ITL — Speaking of our shared good taste in music, there’s so many good shows coming up that I won’t be able to attend.
You going to see Psych Furs w/ Juliana Hatfield & Lemonheads? Or Postal Service? Or Afghan Whigs? Or The Hold Steady? Or Jens Lekman?
Sigh…
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:37 pm
Hey, you might want to top it off with some frozen sweet potato fries. Sprinkle some brown sugar and salt then bake. Really good. Aldi’s has a good brand.
Single and Happier "&%$@ Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:37 pm
what happened?
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
3:38 pm
@Leggs: I didn’t get to have fish for lunch. My picky co-worker was not having any part of This Is It. We had pizza from Johnny’s.
Still want some fish. FRIED FISH ON A PLATE.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:38 pm
testing
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
3:38 pm
but there is no place good close to my house
I heard they got good fish at “The Y”….oh wait you alredy said fried…mea culpa
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
3:39 pm
” I still have that stuffed talapia on my ‘Coming Soon” menu”
Slim — Just to be clear, you are talking about getting your CT stuffed with w@ng, right? This blog has me conditioned to assume that, but you never know…
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:40 pm
Sassy, that’s not near my house either (LOL)
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
3:40 pm
FRIED FISH ON A PLATE.
Well dang ITL..what’s with all the extra emphasis?!…lol We know you don’t eat that kind of bread…
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
3:42 pm
@Swiss: Wanted to check out the PFs, JH, and Lemonheads at Variety but I dont’ think we’re going to make it….
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
3:42 pm
I do see what ya’ll are saying and based on past experience, ya’ll have every right to say it. I’m just saying that I want some D and he has a good one and since I’ve already “been there,” it’s easier to call on it than to find someone new to just get that from. I’m really not at a point to get involved in a relationship…the little bit of dealings with Mags showed me that. I do still have some anger and other things in relations to the last relationship that I have to deal with. I just want sex!!!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
3:44 pm
LOL@Sassy. I guess it was a bit of overkill, but there’s been so much fish talk in here today, I didn’t want to leave it open to misinterpretation.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
3:44 pm
I’m the one who had the fried fish for lunch, by the way.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
3:44 pm
slim~ I second ITL’s sugestion. That is an email I would welcome.
Not to disappoint, but all I got at lunch were kisses because we both have a lot going on today, but tonight? It’s gone be on like Donkey Kong up in my spot…
disco
October 11th, 2012
3:45 pm
CC – you still around?
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:45 pm
Single, how about buying from fresh fish and frying it yourself when you get home?
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
3:45 pm
swiss – My wang is 500+ miles away so if any CT stuffing is going to go down, it’ll be by my own hands
disco
October 11th, 2012
3:45 pm
oh. there you are. didn’t you say you were from (used to live in) Columbia?
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:47 pm
Leggs, thought about that, but don’t want to cook
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
3:47 pm
“I just want sex!!”"
SH – You said you wanted fish tonight…Are you free to do a little community service for Bluz?
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:48 pm
so if any CT stuffing is going to go down, it’ll be by my own hands
I’m sorry, but I literally cracked up.
DuShawn
October 11th, 2012
3:49 pm
@disco “…..being the type chick who can sex with no strings attached and no emotional attachment.”….I call bull shiznit on that one. I have yet to meet a woman,(including the done it all, early fifties, well traveled, financially secure, don’t want marriage, don’t need or want a man, only diznick types )whom can withstanding consistent quality pipe, along with an uninhibited, effortless, fun, positive vibe, mentally stimulating friendship, without eventually becoming somewhat emotionally invested. Yall not wired that way.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:49 pm
Bluz can’t handle a booty call from me
I puts it down (LOL)
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:49 pm
Bluz can’t handle a booty call from me
I puts it down (LOL)
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:50 pm
Single, frying your own fish and sitting down with ketchup and/or mustard and bread is the hot diggity bomb.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
3:51 pm
all I ever wanted….all i ever needed is heeeeerreeee in my arms….words are very unnecessary….
Okay….Depeche Mode moment over. Carry on.
disco
October 11th, 2012
3:51 pm
dushawn – 1) you haven’t met me 2) THEY aren’t wired that way. lol.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:51 pm
Single ~ no need to repeat that 2x. She’s not the type who can handle a pure d booty call. She’ll text him while he’s walking down the driveway to his car.
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
3:52 pm
SH – Your ish is the da bomb so much so that you had to post it twice?
disco
October 11th, 2012
3:52 pm
S/H – plus frying fish is so quick and easy. minimum effort, maximum reward. make it happen captain.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:52 pm
In all seriousness, Bluz, if you do get some of that manificant, slamming, toe curling, eye rolling, lose your mind D from Magnum, I guess have fun!
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:53 pm
Leggs I know, it’s so good.
Don’t know why this thing posted that twice, it usually want let you do that. but for some reason the blog has started acting funky on my computer.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:54 pm
Disco, don’t feel; like going by the grocery store, but I may have to make a stop by Kroger on the way home.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
3:55 pm
S/H – I’m skeered of you!!!
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
3:55 pm
disco~ I was born in Columbia and I have family there. What’s up?
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
3:55 pm
What a day…
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:56 pm
DuShawn, oh yes some of them are wired that way!!!
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
3:57 pm
S/H~ You just made Brandy/Chris Brown pop into my head. “Imma put it down, you gon fall in love. Imma put it down, you gon fall in love”
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:57 pm
Oh wait, since me and bluz are the same person, hell we been doing it (LOL)
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
3:57 pm
SH – Yeah a computer will start acting funny if you keep too many windows open blogging under different monikers I kid I kid
disco
October 11th, 2012
3:57 pm
CC – thinking about checking out the R. Kelly/Tamia concert there this weekend. wondering if there is any worthwhile nightlife in Columbia. truth is all I’ve ever gone to Columbia for is the zoo.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
3:58 pm
S/H – plus frying fish is so quick and easy. minimum effort, maximum reward. make it happen captain.
My thoughts…
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
3:58 pm
ITL~ Trying to bring the Violator album up in here?!? Go on gurl…
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
3:59 pm
S/H – Don’t get that started again! LOL
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
3:59 pm
Slim you wrong for that, but I thought about the same thing (LOL) as I typed it (LOL)
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
4:00 pm
Disco, I think I’m going to a Kroger run today
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:00 pm
LOL. I was just thinking we went from cuffing to stuffing….now moving on to buffing…..
Loving Pandora today. I went from Depeche Mode to Prince.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
4:01 pm
disco~ Last time I lived there I was 12.
But I can FB some family tonight and see what I can find out and let you know tomorrow. Cool?
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
4:01 pm
but for some reason the blog has started acting funky on my computer.
Mine,too.
Now I have the mind to catch Mr. Bermuda by surprise and go for a ride…me,him n Gonzo…
Bluz’s is all hot n bothered and she’s got an itch needin a good hard,rigorous scratch…it happens. She might have to take matters into her own hands…
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
4:02 pm
disco ~ concert is sold out, had the winning name for CCA, but got a dang stomach ache and spent most of that time I should have been calling in my answer stuck in the ladies’ room.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:02 pm
from cuffing to stuffing….now moving on to buffing
……and right into bluffing.
Dayum, I’m cracking myself up.
czBrat ♀ ♫•*¨*•Liviiing Singllle•*¨*•♫♪
October 11th, 2012
4:03 pm
whoa! 10 pages for real? what y’all got goin on in here today?
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
4:04 pm
czB ~ don’t look back at previous pages…heck, I think they’re stuck together anyway.
disco
October 11th, 2012
4:05 pm
CC – if you remember it’s cool. if not, it’s not that real. just thought you might know. I can’t imagine much is popping off considering no one I know makes regular runs to Columbia. lol. once upon a time I was in Atlanta every other weekend and the drive is twice as long.
leggs – got someone holding ticket for me.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:06 pm
LMAO@Leggs’ 4:04. Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are….
disco
October 11th, 2012
4:07 pm
ITL – and in that case you missed the earlier huffing and puffing
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
4:08 pm
Sassy – thanks to you, I’ve been singing “PYT” all day!!! My coworkers are looking at me funny and I can’t tell them that I’m getting it from a blog that I’ve been on all day when I’m supposed to be working!!! LOL
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
4:09 pm
That’s good, disco!!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:09 pm
@disco: A friend told me about a food truck up there called Too Fat to Fly. Supposedly, they serve kick-a$$ stuffed chicken wings.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
4:09 pm
ITL, who’s bluffing
czBrat ♀ ♫•*¨*•Liviiing Singllle•*¨*•♫♪
October 11th, 2012
4:10 pm
leggs, my eyes are spasmed just from reading this page. i don’t even wanna know what i missed.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
4:10 pm
Y’all are funny and I have been mightily amused today, miscreants. Well done, blog. Well done. (Because, you know, if I’m going to talk to myself, I can at least make it interesting…
)
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
4:10 pm
Leggs, did you got to you happy place also (LOL)
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:10 pm
Right.
We’ve been huffing, puffing, cuffing, stuffing, bluffing, and…….
disco
October 11th, 2012
4:11 pm
bluz – the song that’s been in my head for a couple of days now is clique (kanye, jay z and somebody). I’m not a big “new school” hip hop person but I like that little song.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
4:11 pm
Light~ Sounds like my plans later… Hmmm
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
4:12 pm
I can’t tell them that I’m getting it from a blog that I’ve been on all day when I’m supposed to be working!!! LOL
Shhh…me either…I’ve been laughing all day.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:12 pm
Yay, miscreants!
@Stamps: It was a joke.
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
4:12 pm
time to go and try and get some FRIED FISH
lata peeps
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
4:13 pm
ITL, that’s the only way I take anything on here
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:13 pm
@CC: In that case, I’ll add “roughing” LOLOL
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
4:13 pm
Sounds like my plans later…
Okay?!?!
Single and Happier "Life Happens!"
October 11th, 2012
4:14 pm
We need to have a reality show (LOL)
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:15 pm
…or in my case, “fluffing”…as in the pillow when I get home late tonight.
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
4:15 pm
ITL — I think a more appropriate Depeche Mode moment for today’s blog would be:
There’s a new game
We like to play you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog
Get me down on my knees
We call it master and servant
We call it master and servant
It’s a lot like life
This play between the sheets
With you on top and me underneath
Forget all about equality
Let’s play master and servant
Let’s play master and servant
It’s a lot like life
And that’s what’s appealing
If you despise that throwaway feeling
From disposable fun
Then this is the one
Domination’s the name of the game
In bed or in life
They’re both just the same
Except in one you’re fulfilled
At the end of the day
Let’s play master and servant
Let’s play master and servant
Let’s play master and servant
Come on, master and servant
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
4:15 pm
In that case, I’ll add “roughing” LOLOL
If I’m lucky, I’ll be “roughing the passer”…
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
4:16 pm
I don’t know if our reality show would be allowed on TV…maybe HBO or Showtime…
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:17 pm
@Swiss: Ummmmm, clean-up on aisle 6, please????
I’mma have to trade my work chair in for one with a sponge seat if we keep this up.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
4:17 pm
Single ~ ummm, which happy place are you talking about? The kind that Bluz is insisting on going?
Good for you, czB. Never look behind you….(lol)
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
4:18 pm
don’t look back at previous pages…heck, I think they’re stuck together anyway
GOOD ONE
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
4:19 pm
swiss ~ I had to to stop reading (lol).
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
4:20 pm
I thought I was gonna faint!
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
4:25 pm
I’mma have to trade my work chair in for one with a sponge seat if we keep this up.
No girl…go old school and cover it with plastic
In that case, I’ll add “roughing”
And all you’ll hear me say is, “Thank you sir..may I have another!” (ala Animal House)
DuShawn
October 11th, 2012
4:27 pm
-Disco/SH- It’s not wise to generalize. I’m sure there are some women that can keep their emotions in check. That reminds me of a lady friend from the past. She was a few years older than me, high powered corporate chick. Had a whole lot of everything, you know really doing her thing. She made it clear that I was strictly a pipe supplier and it is what it is. We had a great friendship. Baby was bad.
After we would do the deed and bust a few, I would be laying up in her spot thinking how I could gracefully make my exit. All the while she was thinking, “ I hope he ain’t trying to spend the night”. Once we did the stretch, yawn and look at the watch move simultaneously. We couldn’t do nothing but laugh. She said get the f&$k out, I said girl you are reading my mind. You just had to respect her gangster.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
4:27 pm
Sounds more like Oliver asking for more porridge.
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
4:28 pm
Or, if rough stuff is not your forte, perhaps you could go with this little number whilst tied up:
Put it on
And don’t say a word
Put it on
The one that I prefer
Put it on
And stand before my eyes
Put it on
Please don’t question why
Can you believe
Something so simple
Something so trivial
Makes me a happy man
Can’t you understand
Say you believe
Just how easy
It is to please me
Because when you learn
You’ll know what makes the world turn
Put it on
I can feel so much
Put it on
I don’t need to touch
Put it on
Here before my eyes
Put it on
Because you realise
And you believe
Something so worthless
Serves a purpose
It makes me a happy man
Can’t you understand
Say you believe
Just how easy
It is to please me
Because when you learn
You’ll know what makes the world turn.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:28 pm
LOL@Sassy. Wonder if the supply room keeps tarps in stock….
@Swiss: Now you’ve got me thinking about Nine Inch Nails….
SlimUno
October 11th, 2012
4:28 pm
We’ve been huffing, puffing, cuffing, stuffing, bluffing, and …..later on somebody will be muffing lol
disco
October 11th, 2012
4:29 pm
dushawn – I believe a lot of men bank on women being emotional. when they run into the one that’s not they usually don’t know how to act or how to deal with her. the truth is a lot of a man’s game plays off a woman’s emotions. when you take that out of the equation dude is stuck like chuck.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:32 pm
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:33 pm
@slim: And if it’s on the floor, put a towel under you and you can be buffing
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
4:34 pm
I really think I missed my calling — I should be the Casey Kasem of freaky long distance dedications…
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
4:34 pm
Liked the other one better (even though I didn’t finish reading it). I read all of that one (lol).
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
4:37 pm
Leggs — If you want the full effect, you can listen to it here. (username: MIA / password: MIA)
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:38 pm
And this is going out to Jim……Susie wrote in and said, “Jim is the only one who made me order multiple tarps from our supply center. Casey, could you please play Buck Cherry for Jim, and tell him it sure is dry here without him?”
Susie, here’s your long distance dedication to Jim….
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
4:39 pm
. when they run into the one that’s not they usually don’t know how to act or how to deal with her. the truth is a lot of a man’s game plays off a woman’s emotions. when you take that out of the equation dude is stuck like chuck.
Worth repeating…that is soo true.
disco
October 11th, 2012
4:40 pm
sassy – you crazy. actually I don’t think I’ve been there but likely only because my house is/was off limits. I’ll roll through his spot, do the do, get dressed and roll out but not in my space. I won’t be the one getting up changing sheets in the middle of the night. lol. I thought the game would change when my son left the house but, go figure, that’s when the man supply dried up.
Exiled!
October 11th, 2012
4:43 pm
Daaamn uall going towards 12/13 pages..what y’all talking bout?
That’s sum read for me tonite….
Carry on!
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
4:44 pm
I’m so glad the convo turned out pretty darn pleasant after the initial crap this morning!
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
4:46 pm
disco..I hear you and I’ve done that,too. When I’m single, if I get my “stuff” delivered best believe he ain’t staying the night…and if I go to his place I’m bouncing as well(sometimes amidst protest cause they wanted me to stay), cause I like sleeping in my own bed. If I’m in a relationship then that’s different…still though, I like my space and even then would like to say good night to him sometimes instead of good morning. Don’t judge me
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:47 pm
When someone yells, “STOP!” I never know if it’s in the name of love, if it’s Hammertime, or if I should collaborate and listen.
Random Thoughts, by ITL Handy…..
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
4:47 pm
You should be in a for a treat this evening, Ex.
Bluz ~ it always gets better. Hey, that’s a good motto for you. Just thought of that. You’re welcome (cracking myself up.) Girl, pay me no mind.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
4:47 pm
The good thing about letting dude spend the night, though, is morning sex!!!
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
4:48 pm
See, that’s the point, Sassy/disco ~ women want to wake up in their own beds sans the dude they sexed up the night before…go home!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:49 pm
@Sassy: No judgment here. I’ll be the first to give it the pause and stretch and say, “Don’t you have to be at work early? I do. I have a meeting first thing! Here’s your socks.”
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
4:49 pm
ITL – I saw one of those postcard things on Facebook that had that on it! I typically stick with “…in the name of love.” LOL!
disco
October 11th, 2012
4:49 pm
sure bluz. it always gets better. of course, things often get worse before they get better but they do eventually get better. problem is some people have such a difficult time dealing with the worse that they might not make it to the better. okay. I’ll stop. I’m no fun. a friend just told me at lunch today to never volunteer for a suicide hotline. lol.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
4:50 pm
Leggs – That’s been one of my mottos lately…”It always will get better.”
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:50 pm
@Bluz: It cracked me up when I saw it. I guess I fall in the “Collaborate and Listen” category.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
4:51 pm
Yeah disco…I don’t think you’re cut out for the suicide hotline! LOL!!!
Anytime I’m feeling down and out, I always make myself realize that it could be worse and over the years, things have ALWAYS gotten better…whether I realized it immediately or years later.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
4:51 pm
a friend just told me at lunch today to never volunteer for a suicide hotline.
disco
October 11th, 2012
4:51 pm
ITL – I think “stop, in the name of the law” or “stop or I’ll shoot”. lol.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
4:53 pm
ITL – What about when someone says “Hey Now…” I always think of “you’re a rock star” or “don’t dream it’s over.” Funny how I can find a song to fit almost anything!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:53 pm
Oh lawd! disco on the suicide hotline?????
“Uh…yeah….was your name Michelle??? Yeah, Michelle, I’mma need you to pick up the gun. No, not put it away, I said pick it up. That’s it, now put the barrel up next to your head. Good, good…..now…either stop crying or pull the motherf’ing trigger!”
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
4:53 pm
I haven’t done an EOD in a long time, but this one I really like:
“If you falter in times of trouble, how small is your strength!” ~ Proverbs 24:10
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:54 pm
LOL @ Bluz. Me, too. There used to be a game called “Encore” where teams would take turns singing at least 10 words of songs with a certain word/theme/idea etc…. LOVED that game.
disco
October 11th, 2012
4:55 pm
hey. I don’t deny that folks have problems. we all have problems. still some problems aren’t that real. the person with the problem is a bigger problem than the actual problem. not my fault I tell them that. I have a cousin who called her self hanging herself once. nothing but a ploy for attention. who hangs themselves from an adjustable shower curtain rod???? huh? who does that? the darned things aren’t even fixed to the wall!!!! so me being me, I told her next time to try harder and find something sturdier to hang from and maybe, just maybe, we’ll take her serious. playing with people like that. lol.
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
4:56 pm
Alrighty y’all…this has been fun and thoroughly enjoyable..
Be good blog familia!! Read y’all tomorrow :mrgreen”
Bomp-chicka-waaah-waaaaaah
Sassy Me...PYT ;-)
October 11th, 2012
4:57 pm
wow 12 pages…
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:58 pm
Night, Sassy! I’m out of the office tomorrow, but if we’re reviving Freaky Friday, I might check in.
Bluzgirl
October 11th, 2012
4:58 pm
I’m on my way out the door also. I’ll check in when I get home and see if anyone is still here. If not, chat tomorrow!!!
disco
October 11th, 2012
4:59 pm
bluz – I’m that way with songs but even more so with movie lines.
I know another chick called herself going to overdose. what did she take? her kids chicken pox medicine. yep. really? all this daggone poison under the kitchen sink and that’s the best you could do. get real. lol.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
4:59 pm
Good EOD, Leggs.
SMH@disco. Dayum, Gina. next time to try harder and find something sturdier to hang from and get that good rope from the hardware store!! Don’t be trying to use that cheap Wal-Mart clothesline.
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
4:59 pm
Of course we’re going to 12 pages when we start of with heated words, then things get hot and bothered in other ways! It’s inevitable, why, because we are miscreants!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
5:01 pm
disco, STOP! You have me cracking up. Not that I’m laughing at suicide attempts, those were obvioiusly not real attempts. Maybe instead of the Suicide Prevention Hotline, you should work at the Suicide Success Hotline.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
5:01 pm
Yay, miscreants!
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
5:03 pm
Thanks ITL!
disco
October 11th, 2012
5:03 pm
ITL – I’m not trying to make light of suicide either but seems like to me if you are intent on doing it you’ll do it. you’ll go hard. now if you shoot yourself in the head and still live or if you are that person that jumps off a bridge and only sprains an ankle. I feel for you but if you take a bottle full of gummy vitamins don’t be expecting me to care. get some business.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
5:04 pm
her kids chicken pox medicine
I can’t quit laughing. I’m just imagining that 911 call.
“Ma’am…we need to know what you’ve taken”
“I took the bottle of medicine”
“Ma’am….what kind of medicine”
“I’on know….but I took all of it”
“Ma’am…can you tell me what it says on the label?”
“I threw the bottle away….but the medicine was pink, and tasted like bubble gum!”
___________dialtone_________________
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
5:04 pm
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
5:05 pm
Y’all killing me this afternoon.
ITL~ Mine is always: I just hate when people use song lyrics in their status. In fact it makes me want to SHOUT. Kick my heels up and SHOUT! Throw my head back and SHOUT…
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
5:05 pm
I never noticed anyone else saying it.
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
5:07 pm
Not gummy vitamins!!! I am crying over here!
Leggs
October 11th, 2012
5:07 pm
Good night. It’s been a stone gas! Same time, same bat cave!
PEACE!!
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
5:08 pm
Night, Leggs!
i'm swiss
October 11th, 2012
5:08 pm
Comon — It’s okay… You go right ahead and SHOUT! SHOUT! Let it all out! These are the things I can do without… Come on!
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
5:10 pm
Into the Light
October 11th, 2012
5:14 pm
Alright, Swiss. I used to love Tears for Fears.
Comon Cents
October 11th, 2012
5:24 pm
swiss~ When I get really annoyed, I Twist and SHOUT! The I shake it up, baby. And I twist and SHOUT!
Honeyamber1
October 11th, 2012
11:17 pm
I have commented on here before, but because of the hours I work most bloggers have already ended their day. I’ve been reading you all for a few years and look forward to it everyday when I come to work. You all are like my friends in my head(like Wendy Williams says). To Leggs,Kimmie,Slim,Sassy,Disco,Czbrat,MsAtl,Comon,ITL and Bluz I like your style. You all are some stand up ladies!
Manson
October 11th, 2012
11:37 pm
I think that guy Single and Happier is gay.
Manson
October 11th, 2012
11:41 pm
Honeyamber1 you got a man? Are you a man? I’m seeking a new love!
Paul Myers
October 11th, 2012
11:49 pm
I like Golden Showers. Honeyamber1, join me? Bet you’re a great gal!!
twinkie
October 12th, 2012
12:01 am
I too, like you Honeyamber1 have been reading for years. And like you, can’t read during day hours. I, like you, love all those ladies. They feel like my sistergirls. I bet Single and Happier is super. Maybe one day I’ll have an opportunity to chime in. Way to go Honeyamber1!
Honeyamber1
October 12th, 2012
12:16 am
I just finished reading. Today was a fun day!
PW
October 12th, 2012
12:18 am
That girl C is too stiff. She is not fun or loose like the other ladies.
Yea You
October 12th, 2012
12:20 am
@PW no that C girl is not fun!.Leggs, you sound like fun.
Honeyamber1
October 12th, 2012
12:23 am
Hey, didn’t know others were in here too. You guys just finish your shifts? Maybe we can chat at night! Yay!
Manson
October 12th, 2012
12:25 am
We can be our own gang! Count me in!
Manson
October 12th, 2012
12:29 am
Watch out Honeyamber1. Maybe we can grab coffee. I’m recently back on the market
Manson
October 12th, 2012
12:30 am
Anyone knows who this Wise Diva is?
Honeyamber1
October 12th, 2012
12:35 am
@Manson, she is the moderator here. I don’t like that C girl either. She sounds like Ms Goodie. Like it would take a man a miracle to get her. I’m nicer and easier than her. lol The other ladies I admire seem nicer and easier too. That’s what men like!
Honeyamber1
October 12th, 2012
12:37 am
goodnight night crew
Paul Myers
October 12th, 2012
12:38 am
Goodnight
Manson
October 12th, 2012
12:39 am
Night night
Yea You
October 12th, 2012
12:50 am
Maybe Celisea will be nice tomorrow.
ROACH
October 12th, 2012
1:28 am
Honeyamber U 4got to take yo sleepin peels hahaha
Honeyamber1
October 12th, 2012
6:35 am
@Roach: No I didn’t. Its vitamin D. I’d just come up off a shot of it. The second shot put me out. Why U think I stopped talking??? hahaha
Honeyamber1
October 12th, 2012
3:30 pm
@ROACH: Cat got yo tongue huh? hahahahahaha Good ole VITAMIN D! Double shots will do U good!
Honeyamber1
October 12th, 2012
5:19 pm
@ROACH: I SEE U