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Dating: How to end FWBs?

I don’t know how many of you have been in this situation, but I am curious to read opinions on it: You have what you thought was the ideal Friends With Benefits arrangement. You are both starting to enjoy the perks that come with the no strings attached set up. Alas, all good things must come to an end. How do you terminate the benefits of Friends with Benefits?

Maybe one of you starts to catch feelings and violate the terms of the FWB arrangement. Or perhaps you have found an actual relationship potential. Whatever the case, how you handle the situation can make a big difference in the amount of drama or hurt feelings.

Have you ever had to end a FWB situation? How did you go about it? Were you straight up and honest? Did you remain friends (with no benefits?) Or did you choose the fade to black, disappearing act approach?

What is the best way to end it? Does it depend on what the benefits were?

Happy Tuesday!

By Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta Dating Blog

386 comments Add your comment

Lily

August 7th, 2012
5:40 am

Seeing FWB situations aren’t all that deep and it’s not like he or she means more than a hump, scream, yell, right? What do you care about the ending process? You shouldn’t have,to say a thing, right? They can fall off the side of the earth, right?

This one is way easy.

oddmanout

August 7th, 2012
6:48 am

Good Morning!

Honestly, I am without words.

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
7:25 am

How do you go into a FWB situation without the understanding that it’s just that, it can end at anytime. If you were really friends, then you will remain friends. If they can fall off the side of the earth, then that wasn’t FWB you were just F**k buddies, and there is a difference.

Bell with Wisdom

August 7th, 2012
7:39 am

@S&H – Agreed! If the friendship falls off that easy…there was never a freindship to begin with. The wisdom is… in all your getting, get an understanding. As a footenote, I think men take being cut off harder than women.

Lily

August 7th, 2012
7:48 am

FRIENDS with benefits? I have it now!

Roberta

August 7th, 2012
8:37 am

Sex sex sex. Your blogs never seem to stray too far from this topic. You’ve got the internet at your fingertips, for crying out loud. How about a little variety?

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
8:44 am

Morning,

Nothing on topic as I’ve never been in a FWB situation. I know…a bit vanilla by today’s standards…lol

Single and Happy – While I’m gone, can you define FWB versus FBuddies? I’d be interested in hearing your thoughts :) Maybe I’m thinking about adding a bit of color…lol

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
8:44 am

I guess I should have said I’m heading for coffee….that’s what I meant by while I’m gone

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
8:48 am

Let’s revist this for old time sake

THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to herein as the “Agreement”) is entered into as of the _____ day

of __________, 2012, by and between ____________ and

____________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND

PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over – UNLESS IT IS VERY GOOD AND WE

NEED TO REPEAT IT IN THE MORNING.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks

before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9pm – (we don’t have anything to talk

about).

4. None of that “lovemaking” stuff -strictly mind

blowing-sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions…(ex. Where are we

heading with this? Do you love me – Hell naw- so don’t

ask stupid sh!t.)

6. No plans made in advance … that is why you are

called the “backup” unless you are from out of

town-then its only a one time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts excepted – (money and diamonds are always

good)

8. No baby talk (however, dirty talk is encouraged)

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers(its

really none of your dayum business)

10. No kissing (too intimate except to other body

parts- no mouth kissing-yuck)

11. No calling each other “friends with benefits” (we

are not friends just sex buddies)

12. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK

- don’t be offended

13. No extra clothing (I don’t want your ass

leaving anything behind when you leave.)

14. No falling asleep right after sex-get your

azz up and go home-its over dayumit.

15. Don’t be offended if I don’t ask if you

enjoyed it (I don’t care).

16. You can not borrow my car for any reason

17. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response

will be, “My roommate’s girlfriend/boyfriend”

18. Doggie style preferred (just hit it hard and right

or get the heyal out.)

19. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the

better.(Don’t want to look at your azz -just want to

have sex with you)

20. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes -

ME (so don’t keep calling dayum)

21. The most important one – no condoms – no sex

- carry your azz home.

22. Bring your own drink-I am not your liquor

store.

23. No phone usage please-don’t want anyone calling

back looking for your azz.

* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The

aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder

of the agreement. If the other party attempts to

change or alter any terms of this Agreement, this

Agreement will automatically become null and void and

you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST

and deleted from phone memory and email list. You will

be BLOCKED from all communications until

your silly azz understand the rules.

Participating Party Signature:

_______________________________________

Date:________________

Participating Party Signature:

_______________________________________

Date: _____________

Button

August 7th, 2012
8:53 am

I’d say you end it just like you end anything else. Simple.

Good morning

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
8:57 am

Celisea FWB = someone that will be there for you as a friend, even when there is no sex involved, some that you would hang around with before you started having sex, and after the sex is done.

F**k/Cut buddy = sex and that all it is, not other involvement

The man formerly know as Dan - still...Superior

August 7th, 2012
8:57 am

Perfect explanation of that contract Slim

Though, I’ve seen it called something else

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
9:00 am

Oh and Good morning all,

Roberta – We all have the ability to suggest topics to Wise. Do you have some new topic ideas?

I had a fwb situation back in college. He had a girlfriend back home and I had a boyfriend back home. We both were part of a circle that we hung with on a regular basis and partied with. So it ended up happening and we both knew what the deal was. Contrary to the booty call agreement, we did hang out, sleep over at each other’s spot and all that. I can’t really recall what the reason why it stopped but i think the newness or excitement wore of. We were still cool afterwards and into the vaulted closet it goes and has stayed. I don’t recall any jealousy or anything of that sort. I suppose when you are younger, many folks aren’t really looking at every relationship being THE ONE.

The man formerly know as Dan - still...Superior

August 7th, 2012
9:03 am

On topic

You just end it.

I’m one for respecting the other person enough to tell them the truth. So, a simple “I think we should be ‘just friends’” phone call is enough. After the isht I’ve done to her, least I could do is end it with ’somekinda’ respect.

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
9:05 am

I’ve had to end an FWB when feelings got involved…we remained friends, but no longer had sex. I just told him that I needed to stop unless he was starting to have feelings. This was about 10 years ago. He admitted that he did not feel the same way, so we just went on as friends and the feelings went away. It was pretty easy. It’s not like ending a relationship…

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
9:06 am

I think I got it! So we can be cool and hang out and stuff and if the mood strikes us, we can take it there….being FWB

As FBuddies, don’t say jack to me, ask me for anything, don’t be nice to me…just do me?

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
9:07 am

Bluzy – Come sit next to Auntie ‘Lisea…lol Some of us can’t roll like that.

disco

August 7th, 2012
9:11 am

good morning good peoples.

Slim – and let the church say amen. lol.

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
9:15 am

Cel yep that’s it

Slim a booty call is different from FWB

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
9:16 am

Cel – A fk bud is probably that one person you know you can call at 2, 3, 4 in the am after leaving a club buzzed and ready to get that thang beat up. They already know what you’re calling for and what you want. Yall don’t go to breakfast or anything like that unless it’s a Waffle or Huddle House. This ain’t no Ihop type of deal lol

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
9:16 am

Oh slim I see in your 9:00 you know what the difference is.

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
9:16 am

I have been able to have no strings attached sex before without feelings ever coming into the picture. Just this one guy back then…of course, it went on for almost a year. At least I knew that I had to stop before it got to be too much!

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
9:17 am

Slim’s agreement (while reading “ironclad”) sounds more like FBuddies…lol Don’t look at me, okay to scream someone else’s name, can’t be seen before dare? Too funny

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
9:17 am

Morning, all!

Agree with the definitions re: FWB vs. FB. It sucks, though, when you do end up catching feelings beyond friendship for an FWB. That happened to me once, and we had to end the benefits and the friendship. :(

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
9:18 am

Slim going to those places is to far, Hell sometimes as fbuddys you may never see the bedroom, just do it soon as you walk in the door and leave.

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
9:19 am

Single and Happy – I guess I catch pretty quickly.

Slim – LOLOLOLOL….you can get that thang beat up by your man no? Okay then I’m going to assume FWB and FBuddies are for times in between relationships. Orrrrr, do you have a FWB or FB while in a relationship? That would then be cheating though, I guess

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
9:21 am

Cel it aint cheating if you don’t get caught (LOL)

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
9:22 am

Single and Happy – Ummm, I’m not going to go there today…lol I know, I know, “IT WASN’T ME”

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
9:23 am

“I DID NOT HAVE RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN” or something like that. Even ole Slick Willy…lol

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
9:23 am

S/H & Cel – Yeah that agreement is more for the fk buddy situation. So if you think you’re in a regular FWB but it seems to fall along the lines of the agreement above, then you may want to take a closer look at your current situation.

Cel – Usually the FWB and FB’s are for those drought times in between times. However, I’d say it’s risky to have either setup when you are in a relationship because you never know how it’ll turn out or what the other person will do if things go south.

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
9:24 am

Cel yep you got it (LOL) if you didn’t put your hands on me, it wasn’t me.

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
9:28 am

Slim – Yeah, I can just see things popping off now. The FWB or FB got the nights mixed up and shows up while your steady is there. Somebody has some explaining to do…lol

Single and Happy – Mmm hmmm, tell us more :roll:

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
9:33 am

The FWB or FB got the nights mixed up and shows up while your steady is there.

If you have a steady, you shouldn’t have either a FWB or FB…unless you’re a cheater. IJS….

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
9:33 am

Celisea, the FWB knows how to play it off. The FB knows not to show up unless called, when that happens time to find a new FB

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
9:34 am

@disco: Missed you yesterday! Glad you’re back.

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
9:35 am

S/H – I notice that you have a lot of ‘knowledge’ on the topic. Are you addicted to FB/FWB? lol

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
9:35 am

ITL – See my 9:19 and then see Single and Happy’s 9:33….some folks apparently have a SO and a FWB and a FB. Go figure We’re learning more and more about Single and Happy. That’s right, get all nice and settled in…lol Open in, relax, tell us more about yourself.

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
9:38 am

Slim I’ve been them, even the one who caught the feelings (LOL) but addicted is a strong word. (LOL)

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
9:40 am

C: mmmm hmmmm.

(ITL now giving the side eye to Green Stamps) Stamps, are you a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater?

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
9:42 am

ITL – A cheater cheater pumpkin eater that’s not aware of the CT nor how it works nor what it is, nor how to recognize. He’s gonna need a GPS…lololol

Exiled!

August 7th, 2012
9:42 am

Good morning!

To answer the question,if she starts catching feelings I guess she hints it or u debug by circumlocution.

When she starts getting ’spooning needy’ you know she caught the bug.

Time to withdraw that good stick! :lol:

No explanation required,just pretend you busy.

Shell get it.

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
9:42 am

ITL once again, it aint cheating if you don’t get caught :-)

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
9:43 am

Just think…ya’ll get to find out how my FWB works out. I thought of a nickname for him…Magnum! :-)

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
9:44 am

Single, I agree with your 7:25

If you’re truly FWBs, you can simply let them know the sexing part is stopping and your moving on. If you’re truly friends, you will remain friends. The two of you may fall on top of each other err now and then just to get the transition to stick (lol).

Morning!

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
9:45 am

Cel, I may be old, but I learn new things everyday :-) Cause I really got confused when swiss posted the picture of the real CT (LOL)

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
9:45 am

LOL@C! A CT GPS. Instead of a Tom Tom, it could be a Hoo Hoo. ;)

Magnum….me likey, Bluz. :) But um….I think you might be on the line of FWB and hoping for more… Maybe I’m wrong; just one girl’s observation.

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
9:45 am

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noun
1. a roundabout or indirect way of speaking; the use of more words than necessary to express an idea.
2. a roundabout expression.

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
9:47 am

Leggs that usually happens when you have the special talent that the SO just doesn’t know how to do.(LOL)

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
9:47 am

ITL – LOLOLOLOL….okaaaay How are you a puddycat pro but you don’t know it when you see it??? IJS

Single and Happy – Yet again….WE BELIEVE YOU :mrgreen:

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
9:48 am

Cel – I see we were thinking the same thing regarding SH. lol

The two of you may fall on top of each other err now and then just to get the transition to stick

Leggs :lol: errrrr now and then hahaha

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
9:48 am

Wow Cels word of the day calendar is paying off (LOL)

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
9:49 am

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
9:49 am

Single and Happy – Mmeello fell up in here with that. I’d never heard of it so I googled it.

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
9:52 am

Cel when I see the puddytat, it’s open, not closed like a CT (LOL)

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
9:52 am

Mmmmm, BP just stopped by to say hi. :oops: Got me feeling some kinda way…..

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
9:54 am

Good Morning! I have missed you all the past couple of days. Too much work! :razz:

On topic: I think that the FWB thing always ends because someone starts catching feelings. At that point, it’s how you handle it that determines if you will remain friends. On the fbuddy thing, I’m with slim & Lily~ If it’s just sex, then why do I care how you feel about it ending?

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
9:55 am

it’s open, not closed like a CT

Ummmmmmm……

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
9:56 am

Hmm what ITL that’s my super power (LOL)

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
9:56 am

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
9:35 am
S/H – I notice that you have a lot of ‘knowledge’ on the topic. Are you addicted to FB/FWB? lol

Had to laugh because for some, this is a single and happy guy’s coat of armor.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
9:58 am

What’s your super power? Finding “open” spots to dive in???? I’m just wondering where you hang out that they’re all “open” like that. I’m picturing a spot with poles and a stage….. :)

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
9:59 am

Single and Happy – Well, we all know how it works and functions but on sight, if you’re a pro you should be able to recognize. I haven’t started anything off with just “wide open” Sorry if that TMI, I see Single and Happy wants to go ratchet today….lololol

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
10:00 am

ITL…it’s a possibility! But…trying my best to just keep it in check! I’ll enjoy what it is at the moment. :-)

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
10:00 am

Ratchet according to the Urban Dictionary (for HST’s sake…..lolololol)

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
10:03 am

Bluz, the best thing to do for yourself is to be honest. From what I’ve been reading, it’s a “strong” possibility you are going to catch feelings (more than you already have). You don’t seem to have a strong enough “constitution” to be in a FWB arrangement.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
10:03 am

@Bluz: I’m not gonna be hard on you, or give you unsolicited tough love, because ultimately, you are gonna do what you want. But, if you can handle it (and that is a big “if” for a lot of folks), living in the moment and just enjoying things for what they are at this moment in time can be a lot of fun! :)

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
10:05 am

S/H – The hoohaa defaults to Camel Toe formation at all times except during sex. So you never seen a woman prior to having sex in Camel Toe formation? I mean do you walk in the door and she’s eagle spread?

I’m just asking?

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
10:06 am

@C: I LOVE the Urban Dictionary. Did you see where I referred Stamps to it yesterday? :)

I had to look up ratchett. Those usage examples they give crack me up.

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
10:06 am

Bluzy – I’m not going to have any words of wisdom for you today :) :)

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
10:07 am

ITL – No, I missed that on yesterday. I don’t really refer to the UD but I think it’s funny if I google something and the UD’s definition comes it. Can you say ghetto fab?? lol

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
10:07 am

@C’s 10:05: Did you see my 9:58? I can’t wait to hear the answer to this one. :)

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
10:07 am

ITL I am a diver (LO) I don’t do the skrip clubs (LOL)

Cel, the only ones i’ve seen that look like that was when changing a diaper, and aint nothing sexy about that, grown women have lips (LOL) okay we getting to nasty now. Who thought of this topic??

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
10:09 am

Leggs…I know…gotta be careful. I do “like” him and I have a strong feeling he likes me too. I’m just taking it easy and living it one day at a time…

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
10:10 am

I think this will be the only thing I say as far as the BluzyBass girl thing…just seems as if that mind of yours is always 50 steps ahead of what’s going on live and in color. In order to enjoy “what is going on at the moment for whatever it is’ you’re going to have to come back a few feet. Don’t want to be living “Back to the Future” style when it comes to the fwb deal. Just be vewy vewy carefwul :D

disco

August 7th, 2012
10:10 am

ITL – I needed a mental health day like nobody’s business. still got some ghetto to work out of my system.

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
10:11 am

Cel…I understand! :-)

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
10:12 am

Cel I’m not a pro, pros get paid, I’m still an amateur at this o:-)

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
10:13 am

@disco: Gurl, I need one of those in the worst kinda way. My toes need to be in some sand with my butt in a lounge chair with a cool drink in my hand. :) Scratch that – several cool drinks.

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
10:14 am

Slim…thanks. I kind of think I’m testing myself. Trying to pull it back so that I can just live in the moment! I’ve been bad about worrying too much about what will or will not happen…I just need to be happy with what is happening!

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
10:16 am

ITL I’m making my reservations for that cool drink right now

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
10:16 am

@Slim: Are you hunting wabbits??? :lol:

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
10:17 am

O/T…My fingers hurt after my bass lesson last night! Now that I have some exercises to work on, I can’t wait to get back to it this evening! I wish I could bring my bass to work. LOL!

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
10:18 am

@Bluz: I stand by my 10:03. Remember: the 30,000 foot view, not the microscopic magnified by 10,000 view. ;)

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
10:18 am

Bluzy has already moved past the FWB stage.

disco

August 7th, 2012
10:19 am

ITL – I was drinking tequila and pineapple juice all weekend until I ran out of pineapple juice at which time I just drank the tequila. there’s no stopping the kid. lol.

bluz – and I’m sure there’s an office full of folks that are grateful that you can’t bring your bass to work.

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
10:19 am

My toes will be in the sand for Labor Day weekend!!! I can’t wait to get back to Charleston!

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
10:20 am

Single and Happy – I think I just saw the word diaper??? Okay we’re going to shift a bit here. We might be heading south….lolololol

disco – Unleash on us. What’s wrong?

Bluzy – :)

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
10:20 am

@Bluz~ Since I wasn’t around yesterday, did Mr. Man come through before he left town? Just curious…

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
10:21 am

Tequila makes me cringe!!! Unless it’s mixed in a margarita! Actually, a friend introduce me to tequila mixed with Squirt soda…not bad at all! Just can’t drink it straight. Brings back bad memories of when I thought I would die for 3 days after drinking too much of it!

And…you’re right…I’m sure my co-workers are glad that I can’t bring the bass to work at this moment!

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
10:22 am

disco~ We were vibing this weekend. After the day I had in court on Fri, I needed LOTS of drinks! I was sipping on Scooby Snacks. Yum Yum!

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
10:22 am

Bluzy has already moved past the FWB stage.

I didn’t want to be the one to say it. I’m just reposting :)

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
10:22 am

CC – Yes…he did come over on Thursday and rocked my world!!! We’ve been texting since he’s been gone.

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
10:24 am

Bluz~ Texting while he’s out of town= already past FWB stage. Have to agree with C & Single…

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
10:24 am

ITL ~ “Ratchet” is the new word used by teenagers! That and getting “jugged.”

disco

August 7th, 2012
10:25 am

C – ain’t nothing wrong. last week I came real close (three days in a row) to telling a co-worker a thing or two which was the catalyst for the mental health day. just had to take that heffa out of the equation for a minute. as for the tequila – what? I need a reason to drink? if so, I drink because 1) I feel like it 2) what is it for if not to drink 3) it’s happy hour somewhere. my point is I don’t need a reason. lol.

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
10:25 am

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
10:27 am

disco – I just asked to unleash on the mental issue…lol Good thing you didn’t snap. Don’t want to read about it on the news. I could recommend “woo sah” but sometimes that don’t work…lol

I’m not mindful of drinking issues…lol

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
10:28 am

CC – what are Scooby Snacks?

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
10:28 am

LOL@disco. Reminds me of the time we ran out of Margarita mix and started using sunny delight. I think we named them something like redneck tequila sunrises. :)

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
10:28 am

Disco, I like those reasons, here’s one more, hell i’m grown (LOL)

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
10:29 am

I was afraid somebody was gonna ask about the scooby snacks. I was secretly hoping not…lol

disco

August 7th, 2012
10:33 am

ITL – not the sunny D!!! I had a party once and a punk A dude a friend brought with her had the nerve to pour juicy juice – yep juicy juice – on top of his jack daniels. I told him he would not be disrespecting my liquor like that. if he couldn’t drink jack straight (or at least with coke or even watered down) he needed to leave jack alone. daggone juicy juice. everybody was cracking up.

single/happy – sho’ you right. again, I could come up with reasons to drink all day. it’s 1:00, 2:00, 3:00. it’s Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. you see where I’m going with this?

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
10:33 am

I know Scooby Snacks as far as smoking them, but don’t know it as a drink…

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
10:34 am

Bluzy – I didn’t know you could “sip” scooby snacks either…unless

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
10:34 am

Scooby Dooby Doooooooooooooooo

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
10:34 am

Juicy Juice with Jack?!?!?! Gross!!!!!!!!!!!

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
10:36 am

Scooby Snacks= Malibu, Midori, Creme de Bannana, Pineapple juice & whipped cream.

1/2 oz of everything accept whipped cream. 1 oz of whipped cream. Smells like Coppertone, tastes like heaven. I gave up the other Scooby Snacks a while ago… LMAO!

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
10:36 am

ITL – I see you caught that :lol: I didn’t want to keep using our gazelle reference ;-)

Dynamic

August 7th, 2012
10:37 am

@ Bluz…..I wanna know what made the new guy soo 50 Sahdes? I read the other day that you referred to him as that, but I was unsure why? Does he have a red room?

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
10:41 am

@disco – Yep, the Sunny D. It was all we had, and we were too far gone to drive to the store. But Juicy Juice? Ick. :(

@Comon: I’d have to take a pass on the Scooby Snacks. That sounds WAY too sweet for me.

@Slim: ;)

disco

August 7th, 2012
10:41 am

CC – midori was my signature “out” drink for many many years.

bluz – juicy juice might mess up the jack but I’m sure the jack improves the juicy juice considerably.

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
10:41 am

Yep Disco right there with you (LOL)

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
10:41 am

I didn’t want to be the one to say it. I’m just reposting

Cel – Reminds me of that bit on In Living Color when ole girl would be gossiping about everybody. Be like, “Ain’t da one ta gossip but you ain’t heard that ish from me!” lol

tequila = Slim’s kryptonite The mere smell of it makes the hairs all over my body stand up :???:

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
10:42 am

Dynamic…he’s not like 50 Shades, but I was reading the book at the time we first hooked up and the book kind of made me hot and bothered!!!

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
10:43 am

And nobody better not say nuthin’ bout Mizz Jenkins. Ooooh, lawd I love me some Mizz Jenkins (old peery smellin’ witch). :lol: :lol:

I would like to have a vodka tonic right now.

kimmie

August 7th, 2012
10:43 am

Hey Gang! Swamped at work, but popped in to say hi!

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
10:45 am

Slim – LOLOL…exactly. I didn’t want to be the one break the news that buddy put it on her and she’s still skipping. I ain’t knocking her, just want her to know I think for her it’s a bit more than FWB. Hopefully for him as well.

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
10:45 am

Tequila and Vodka both have done something to me in the past…they were each a drink of choice at one time, but smelling or tasting either without a mixer just makes me gag now! Magnum drinks vodka straight and it almost makes me gag watching him! I hate when you drink so much of something until you get sick and then you can’t ever drink it again!

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
10:48 am

Cel and Slim…maybe I need to admit that there is a teeny tiny part of me that hopes for a little more than FWB, but I’m fighting it hard!!!

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
10:49 am

And nobody better not say nuthin’ bout Mizz Jenkins. Ooooh, lawd I love me some Mizz Jenkins (but don’t get too close to her because her breath smell like a dead billy goat….baaaaaa baaaaaa bad breath Jenkins)

ITL :lol: :lol:

Cel – Yup, we are all thinking it. I wonder if she pulled back with the texting and stuff how he’ll react to that. Hmmmm but question is, who is texting who. (Slim now rubbing her one chin hair in deep thought)

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
10:50 am

Bluzy – Nothing wrong with hoping nor admitting the womanly side of you. I would say though how you set the tone of anything is likely how it will play out. If you tell him, I want nothing but sex, then don’t expect more. I’m not saying buddy can’t fall in deep more than he expected but for the future, you have to drive the results you want. If you want more, say that. And be willing to walk if you can’t get that. Don’t settle for a romp if that’s all he claims he can offer.

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
10:50 am

Bluz admitting is the first step, but you aint fighting it that hard. but he is a willing participant also

disco

August 7th, 2012
10:51 am

I love a good mixed drink but sometimes a shot is the way to go. if you are out (not a sit down and chill kind of out) but an up and moving, dancing around kind of out – shots are just easier to handle. who wants to be holding a daggone drink bouncing from foot to foot when their jam is on? just knock out your shot right quick and get it in. also, if you are in it to get drunk – and sometimes you are in it to get drunk – why delay it by mixing the drink. just drink it straight.

I was in Atlanta a few years ago. I was out with a male cousin and a female friend. we got drinks at the table and they went to dance. guys are asking me to dance and I’m sitting there babysitting drinks. after about 3 songs and my peeps not coming back I just drank all the drinks and went on and danced. LOL. they still talk about me killing their drinks. whatever.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

August 7th, 2012
10:53 am

LOL……….@red neck sunrises made with Sunny Delight juice.

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
10:54 am

I like a good frozen drinks, and those folks in the islands sho know how to make them :-)

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
10:54 am

Ya’ll are supposed to help keep me in check and help me to be able to just keep it as FWB! LOL!!!

It’s been equal on the texting front. Sometimes I text first…sometimes he does. I had a text from him this morning that was in response to something I said last night. It’s not constant texting….just a little here and there.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
10:56 am

LOL@Slim. :lol: :lol: Good ole Mizz Jenkins.

@BF: Hey….sometimes you gotta make do with what you have. ;) Necessity and the mother of invention and all that.

@disco: I’m with you on the shots. What kills me, though, is when we go out and “we’ll just have a couple of beers” and the next thing you know, somebody (okay, usually me) is saying, “we need some shots!!!”

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
10:57 am

Hey Celisea.

Cracking up at redneck tequila sunrises. I so understand (lol)~

disco

August 7th, 2012
10:58 am

bluz – really? really? keep you in check. how? with our words? please. you don’t listen. okay. you might listen but you act like you don’t comprehend. the momma-ism for today “a hard head makes a soft behind”. that’s you all day.

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
10:58 am

Bluz – It’s good to see you recognize what we have all known from when you first mentioned it. Denial will get you no where my friend. Just please please please take it from minute to minute. Yall just romped around not even a week ago. Every dish is not made to cook on broil. Sometimes you got to let things cook at a simmer.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
10:58 am

Stamps: You gotta watch those island folks. They wait until you’re 3 or 4 rum punches in to tell you they made it with 151, mon. :eek:

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
10:59 am

I have felt very redneck before by drinking wine out of a solo cup before someone bought me wine glasses for Christmas!

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

August 7th, 2012
10:59 am

Bluz you can have this dude if want him, y’all seem to be clicking why give up or settle for FWB when it can more. I know you say you don’t want more but y’all keep knocking boots the feelings will creep in and excersize a that demon that tells you to stand pat.

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
11:00 am

Blackfoote – She’s already admitted to wanting to more. They’ve only done it once.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
11:00 am

And again I will say, Bluz, that you are gonna do what you wanna do. I’m trying to turn over a kinder, gentler leaf, but I’m having to bite my tongue on this one, girlie.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
11:01 am

Red solo cup…..I fill you up….

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
11:02 am

ITL – I think drinking a beer or two before getting to the shots is like easing into a cold pool. Sometimes its better to just cannon ball in there. SHOTS ANYONE!!! Even if i drink a Henieken, I throw a shot or two in the bottle. lol

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
11:02 am

ITL, that’s what makes them so good, you think you’re drinking milkshakes then BAM!!!

Bluz, texting every day is constant texting

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
11:03 am

Cel you’re late, they’ve done it twice in less than a week, (past FWB stages)

disco

August 7th, 2012
11:04 am

slim – I’m not a beer drinker but I am a fan of a shot or two makes almost any drink better. don’t let me get a sonic lemonberry slush with some vodka in it. in the wintertime I love a cup of hot chocolate with a shot of amaretto in it. lol. lawd I probably come off as a big old lush.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
11:06 am

@Slim: Not me….I know it just prolongs the inevitable, but I gotta ease my way in.

@Stamps: Those are the drinks that I like to call a woohoo. You’re sitting on your bar stool, having a nice time, enjoying your drink, and then you stand up and it’s like “Woo-hoo!” But no milk and liquor for ITL. That’s asking for trouble.

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
11:06 am

texting every day is constant texting HOLLERS! :lol:

Try drinking wine out of a coffee mug. Gotta get it anyway you can get it. Better yet, save a cup and drink it straight out of the bottle. ;-)

kimmie

August 7th, 2012
11:08 am

Light – Visited Bulldog Nation last week. The kids had a blast! Went back to that little Indian store and got some really nice beads for jewelrymaking. Caught a good sale on t-shirts at the campus bookstore, of all places!

For Real

August 7th, 2012
11:10 am

For Real now slapping the ish out of Bluz with a FWB stamp!!!

That should it!!! For Real now playing with Slim’s single chin hair.

disco

August 7th, 2012
11:11 am

slim – I have a crazy straw specifically for drinking straight out of the bottle. don’t judge me.

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
11:11 am

So ITL you’re a WooHoo girl (LOL)

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

August 7th, 2012
11:11 am

Cely this could be Bluz’s op to gain a good guy I hope it is she deserves it.

And now I must leave for lunch (too early for me) but I got a 1pm meeting at another location. I leave now I can chill all the way over there.

Be easy folks, before go I gotta take a shot disco. What was that disco a mental day? Uhn huh we know you went on a date this weekend and got tangled up. (Caught Up)………..LOL :)

Single and Happy "don't judge others simply because they sin differently than you"

August 7th, 2012
11:12 am

Disco = lush IJS (LOL) but i aint judging, do you!

For Real

August 7th, 2012
11:13 am

Kimmie: Did you hear what that skank ass Skylar said to Walt? I can’t stand that bytch!!!

For Real now feeling like he’s gossiping about Day’s of Our Lives.

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
11:13 am

ITL~ Let’s have a party! Let’s have a party! :lol:

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
11:14 am

Mmmmm, hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps. YUM! :)

We start tailgates (especially when it’s cooler) with coffee and amarula. mmm, mmm, good.

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
11:14 am

That’s alright, disco. I’ll be over in the corner with you having dranks…

disco

August 7th, 2012
11:14 am

BF – had that been the case I might have been on here talking like bluz this morning. trust. I stayed home as a community service. I may very well have saved a life.

Dynamic

August 7th, 2012
11:15 am

@ Bluz how long did you know him before yall hooked up? Have you went out on dates, or is it just sex and texting?

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
11:17 am

@Kimmie: I gotta check out that Indian store next time I’m up there. Funny thing about the book store…err now and then you can find a bargain. Online, too.

@Comon: That song cracks me up. I have a feeling we’ll be playing it at tailgates this year.

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
11:17 am

disco and Slim…I know I’m falling down a trecherous (sp?) path, but I am doing my best to keep it in check. Like I’ve said before, I’ve been one to focus too much on what may or may not happen. I really, really want to just enjoy what it is on a day to day basis.

For Real

August 7th, 2012
11:17 am

Heyyyyyyyyyyy Disco.

For Real is not starring at Disco as he plays with his chest hair exposing his chain with half of a half of pint of Jack hanging from it.

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
11:18 am

ITL~ Toby Keith cracks me up period! :lol:

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
11:18 am

Blackfoote – Your 11:11, the first sentence….spot on!!!

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
11:19 am

Bluz~ Girl, ain’t nothin like going to Hell and you know you on your way. This is not a slippery slope. You are fully cognizant that you just got on the express train, so not b!tching about it later when it doesn’t work out the way you want it to…

disco

August 7th, 2012
11:22 am

CC – regarding bluz – we, the entire blog for the most part, are a bunch of enablers. lol.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
11:24 am

@BF re: your 11:11 first sentence: Awwww. My BBB is so sweet. Makes me proud you’re fam. :)

@CC: I know, right? But that song especially….I can identify with nearly every line. Writing your name on there with a Sharpie…. It’s like a transcript of half the parties I’ve attended. :lol:

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
11:25 am

@disco: Yup.

kimmie

August 7th, 2012
11:26 am

For Real – I thought about you when I was watching it. She’s off the chain. I’ve never liked her really, or Marie. I was hoping she would go on and drown really.

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
11:27 am

Dynamic…I’ve known him about 2 years. When I ran a teen blues jam for the blues society, he was one who helped out often. He also performed at a benefit that I had for my mother who had cancer and no insurance. He really is a nice guy. We’ve gone out a few times (not sure about calling them dates).

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
11:27 am

For Real and Kimmie – I am also hooked on that show. Skylar is gonna end up in the mental institution!!!

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
11:30 am

@C: You notice how a certain someone came in here talking to everybody except you, me, and BF?? mmmm hmmmm….. I’m not gone mention any names, but his initials are FR.

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
11:31 am

disco~ I agree. We are the most enabling group of people! But is it really enabling when we tell her what the RIGHT thing to do is and she chooses not to do it?

ITL~ That’s the transcript for EVERY party I attended in college. Now, not so much. Maybe I should throw a party for all the lawyers and judges I know with a red solo cup theme… Hmmm

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
11:32 am

Slim makes a mistake and knocks For Real’s bottle of Jack from his 6inch herring bone down….realizes the bottle was filled with Juicy Juice (the music stops) :shock:

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
11:35 am

ITL – Mmmm hmmm, I noticed. As long as you’re getting your “junk” for baby Rella then it’s all good. We know how some deadbeat dads do. Get the goods, make the baby, in the wind….lol

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
11:36 am

@CC: I think that would be a great party theme. I’d love to plan a red solo cup party. I’m seeing red and white checked linens, BBQ, kegs, etc…. I need to do this!! :)

@Slim: Why did I hear the sound of a needle dragging across the record and then dead silence???? :lol: :lol:

disco

August 7th, 2012
11:37 am

CC – not enabling because she doesn’t listen but enabling because we continue to listen.

slim – “what???? juicy juice!!! where’s my switchblade?”

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
11:37 am

disco/CC – I think we have all given her the skrait up on the up and up. So I wouldn’t call it enabling…let’s not forget when we, or should I say I got reamed for keeping it 1 hunned. Sometimes you just gotta let the baby touch the hot stove to really understand that sonaofbytch really is hot ;-)

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
11:37 am

LOL@C. Long as my Twink and Uncle Zing got my back, it’s all good. He can go on somewhere with his Al Green poses and taco meat-showing showing shirts. Hmph.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
11:39 am

slim – “what???? juicy juice!!! where’s my switchblade?”

ITL whipping the box cutter out of her hair clip and tossing it to disco.

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
11:39 am

ITL – LOLOLOL…Al Green and taco meat….I’m caracking up

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
11:42 am

ITL – I will totally come to that party!!!

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
11:44 am

ITL~ Maybe we sould plan it as a blog party instead of a block party. :lol:

kimmie

August 7th, 2012
11:45 am

Bluz – I hope she, Skylar, ends up at some institution cause I’m sick of her!

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
11:46 am

“bluz – really? really? keep you in check. how? with our words? ”

I was thinking the same thing. How we suppose to do that? Only way I can think of is if we WLBs take turns sleeping at her place. You know like a druggie going cold turkey. Or those teenagers turning into wolves and we have to barricade them in their room. Short of that, bluz, you have to exercise self-control (lol).

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
11:46 am

Slim pulls out her nunchucks from the strap hidden under her bell bottom jeans. Throws them at the rotating disco ball causing it to fall and knock For Real slap out. The music commences and all of blogsville get’s their Soul train line on leaving For Real leaned up against the scrabble board drooling on his taco mated meat chest

disco

August 7th, 2012
11:50 am

slim – you crazy but I’m having a ball on my turn down the line. I start off doing the smurf. I double up on that and then take it into a little bit of cabbage patch. finish up the patch and whip around and do a little bit of “shake my booty” action even getting low with it. come back up and wop it out.

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
11:52 am

disco and Leggs – I’m half kidding about ya’ll keeping me in check! I like that I can come here and tell you stuff (without holding back) and ya’ll say what you think without sugar coating it. I know that ultimately, I’m the one who has to make myself do or not do things. I do listen to you guys. I may not always follow it, but I take it all into consideration.

kimmie – I’ve gotten really tired of her also. I’m waiting for her to crack and tell her sister everything. If she does that, then it’s all over!

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
11:52 am

disco – If you keep dropping it low like that, you might make For Real come to. lol

Leggs – Or strap her to the bed every night like Mommy Dearest ;-)

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
11:54 am

Afternoon All,
Topic – cut buddies= story of my life then I got hitched. Now when I’m out I may play a lil then call the Wifey on the way home and talk to her like a booty call.

Yall gon lay off my potnah 4real. Dayum whatchu want the man don gave you gas cards and juicy juice. Hahaha

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
11:56 am

Slim1 & Legs~ Even strapping her to the bed woudn’t work. She would text dude before bed and he would be creeping in the window to freak her while she was strapped down. That’s just easy pickings…

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
11:57 am

For Real trying to hook em and crook em! LOL! That ain’t no dayum Jack. I should know. We are such good friends he lets me call him “J” every now and then…

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
12:00 pm

“…We are the most enabling group of people! ” – Awwww, look at Comon using the “We” word and she hasn’t even gotten her vest yet!!!!!

Celisea

August 7th, 2012
12:00 pm

ITL – I’m getting out of here early today, but you let me know if you need back up in getting more gas cards for baby Rella. I’ll peek in later

Peace out people

disco

August 7th, 2012
12:00 pm

slim – but what is the soul train line without somebody dropping it low? heck, even the fellas get low in the soul train line. we don’t have to worry about for real. he may be a lot of things but he’s not slow. he’ll come to and sneak out the back exit. next time he won’t try that juicy juice trick. maybe he’ll get some sunny d or some Hawaiian punch or something.

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
12:01 pm

Leggs got jokes. Do you doubt I will get my vest?!? Y’all stuck with me like herpes now! Ain’t no cure up in here! I found my band of miscreants! (cue ITL…)

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
12:02 pm

“Now when I’m out I may play a lil then call the Wifey on the way home and talk to her like a booty call.”

WD — Ah, good times. And how about when you’re out on the town together and wifey discretely shows you she isn’t wearing any panties. Nothing makes a man happier than when wifey lets her closet freak come out to play… :lol:

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
12:03 pm

Oooh, I’m in the way back machine on my way down the line. I’mma do the robot – yeah, I said the robot :)

LOL@Leggs. I’m imagining Bluz handcuffed to one of those old school radiators, trying to text Magnum with a pencil in her mouth.

Hush, Swampy, or you’re next. (ITL now flipping the trap door on her wedge heels, just in case she needs her brass knuckles).

Red Solo Cup party – come one, come all. :)

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
12:03 pm

I saw something on Facebook recently that said “I no longer can drop it like it’s hot but I can squat like it’s warm” It made me laugh!

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
12:03 pm

We’re having our first block party this evening. It’s National Night Out (Aug 7th). I think this is statewide. Hope it doesn’t rain, but there’s a 40% chance it will.

“Or strap her to the bed every night like Mommy Dearest ” – that’s another possibility.

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
12:04 pm

Hmmm…handcuffed and Magnum in the same sentence…mind going with that visual! LOL

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
12:04 pm

Yay, miscreants!!

I’ll miss you, C, but I’ll check in on the two-way walkie…. ;)

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
12:05 pm

If you guys are pulling nunchucks and switchblades, I’ll take the razor from under my tongue and join in.

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
12:05 pm

“It’s National Night Out (Aug 7th). I think this is statewide.”

Shouldn’t it be nationwide?

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
12:06 pm

I’m half kidding about ya’ll keeping me in check! – That’s the problem, you’re half kidding. You should be completely kidding. You ain’t ready!

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
12:06 pm

National Night Out and it’s time for me to have a night in!!! Been on the go since Thursday!!!

disco

August 7th, 2012
12:06 pm

bluz – go ahead and let the blog peeps know that your phone has talk to text capabilities. they can tie you up but unless they gag you, you will get your text on. what old girl say in fatal attraction – “ I will not be denied”.

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
12:07 pm

“trying to text Magnum with a pencil in her mouth.”

I suppose that’s better than trying to text pencil with a Magnum in her mouth…

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
12:07 pm

“She would text dude before bed and he would be creeping in the window to freak her while she was strapped down” – I am hollering at the visual. That just might be fun. Ok, we now have to barricade the windows!

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
12:08 pm

It was a night out (it was a night in) it was a night out (oh, have it your way)…..It’s true, there were storm clouds that evening (describe your ba11s)…heavy, black, and pendulous….

Sorry, the RHPS popped into my head again.

Slow down, Bluz. And for Pete’s sake, put away the 50 shades books. :)

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
12:09 pm

Comon ~ curious, do you know what the vest is about? Pls, nobody say a word!

disco

August 7th, 2012
12:10 pm

leggs – I’m thinking we need to whisk bluz away to a safe house and put a stunt double in her place. when the busters and jokers and no goods show up the stunt double will lay the smack down on them and send them scampering away. after they all realize they can’t run game on bluz anymore we can pull the real bluz out of isolation and put her back in the general population.

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
12:11 pm

ITL – I finished the final book on Saturday, so that’s all good! LOL!

disco – no talk to text capabilities.

swiss – that was a good one!!! LOL!!!!

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
12:12 pm

“I’m thinking we need to whisk bluz away to a safe house and put a stunt double in her place.”

Y’all are just trying to sample some Magnum is what y’all are doing. Don’t front! :lol:

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
12:12 pm

disco…you ain’t right for that! Lol! Or…maybe you are…

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
12:13 pm

I suppose that’s better than trying to text pencil with a Magnum in her mouth…

Better, but nearly as enjoyable. ;) And speaking of enjoyable, Swissykins, I thought your pole vault last night was brilliant. Lucky you have that 2-story foyer. :)

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
12:14 pm

disco ~ I think that’s an EXCELLENT idea! Yes, ma’am!

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
12:15 pm

Y’all are just trying to sample some Magnum is what y’all are doing. Don’t front!

No shame in my game….Have Magnum, will travel (from the front door, to the couch, to the table, to the rug, back to the couch, to the shower, and to the bedroom….) ;)

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
12:17 pm

Leggs~ Don’t have a clue. Maybe a straitjacket? LOL!

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
12:17 pm

To the window to the wall….

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
12:18 pm

Come on Comon, not a straightjacket. It’s a vest. What you think it may be used for??

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
12:18 pm

Watch ITL crawl…… :lol: :lol:

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
12:19 pm

@Bluz: I finished all three in about a week. As soon as I finished one, I downloaded the next. They were highly, um, addictive. ;)

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
12:19 pm

Come on Comon

Now I’m humming Come on Eileen…. :lol:

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
12:20 pm

Bulletproof?

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
12:21 pm

Okay, I think it’s time for a new rule:

Ladies, if you get to publicly proclaim how much you love those “50 Shades…” books with no shame, we dudes get to look at porn in public and y’all can’t say sh!t. :lol:

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
12:21 pm

disco – At this rate, she may just need to be entered into some sort of Magnum Protective Program, similar to Witness protection. She’ll have to throw out that whole identity.

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
12:22 pm

swiss~ I personally don’t care if the hubs looks at porn 24/7. He can look at the menu all day as long as he doesn’t order sh!t.

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
12:23 pm

Slim~ problem is she would still be the same person with a new name. I give it 2 months before the artist formerly known as Bluz had the same issues in the new life…

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
12:23 pm

I’m down with MPP….yeah you know me. :lol:

I’m going to get some peach cobbler. BRB

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
12:23 pm

Leggs…thanks a bunch…that song is gonna be in my head now!!!

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
12:24 pm

Bulletproof? What are you bulletproofing (lol).

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
12:25 pm

Swiss – that’s what got lil SwissMocha on the way. Having a wide is kinda like BubbaGump and the Shrimp. Gotta come up with all kinda ways to do it differently. Trying real hard not to look at the clams on the menu. Hahaha

ITL – I’m liking you more and more every day. After yesterday eve and the early 20’s reminiscing with Bluz. You read kinda differently (at least in my mind). Drool factor x10

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
12:26 pm

You’re welcome, bluz (lol)!

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
12:27 pm

ITL – those books were amazing!!! I read them in 3 weeks time and that is really fast for me. With mild ADD, it’s hard for me to read fast, but I was sucked in. Saturday night, I spent 8 hours reading because I couldn’t put it down and had to finish the final book!

swiss – it’s not just about the sex, although some of the scenes were hot! The story is incredible. I’d love for a man to read the books, just to get his perspective on it…The books would have been wonderful without the sex.

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
12:28 pm

O/T ~ lil leggs and her friends are leaving shortly so lots of last minute visiting taking place all over. Why during me cooking dinner 6 of her friends rang the doorbell to see her. I wound up frying 10 porkchops, 3 bunches of broccoli and two boxes of rice and I didn’t even eat!!!! I was too pooped to eat plus it was after 9:00.

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
12:28 pm

Leggs~ Myself! I figure if I can survive the rapid machine gun fire for 2 weeks, after that I get a bulletproof vest.

Or maybe it is a motorccle gang vest? Damned if I know. LMAO!

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
12:28 pm

Wife not wide. Dayummit man.

disco

August 7th, 2012
12:30 pm

leggs – bright side. at least you had enough food to feed everyone.

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
12:30 pm

The books would have been wonderful without the sex.

No they wouldn’t have. That’s why they’re selling (along with the story line). W/o the sex, guess it would be 50 Thumps to the Forehead!

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
12:32 pm

“it’s not just about the sex, although some of the scenes were hot! The story is incredible.”

Bluz — Not that I don’t trust your literary tastes, but… wait… who am I kidding? I don’t trust your literary tastes in this case. :lol: Of course you think the story is incredible. The story is the foreplay. That’s why this is chick porn. :lol:

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
12:33 pm

WD — I just thought you had invented a new word for “broad” :lol:

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
12:33 pm

Yeah, that’s true disco!

Comon ~ never thought of your definition, but I like it (lol).

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
12:33 pm

Leggs – Sounds like you have a restaurant idea on your hands lol

I suggest we get Bluz an electric wang shocking band. Whenever a hard wang comes within a foot of her, she gets shocked back to her senses.

Leggs – BLuz never got a vest I don’t believe. She’s a bit of a masochist lolol Pain is pleasure

Bluz- If that book didn’t have sex in it, none of us would be reading it. Keeping it REAL lol

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
12:34 pm

swiss~ I have to beg to differ with Bluz on this one. The writing is juvenile to say the least and the characters are not fleshed out enough. The sex scenes were hot the the plot is good but I think the writer might be borderline retarded with that simplistic style she used.

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
12:36 pm

Leggs~ Are you going to give me the correct answer? Or am I supposed to keep guessing for your workday amusement? :lol:

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
12:38 pm

Comon — Yeah, that’s pretty much what I would expect. I made the mistake of trying to read one Anne Rice book waaaaaay back in the day and it was total garbage. I suspect this would be even worse.

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
12:39 pm

Women try so hard to downplay there horndog tendencies. 50 shades is chick porn plain and simple. Try to get a woman to explain the books without the s e x part and watch them squirm literally.
I was just at the sports bar sun night talking with this woman. Somehow while watching NFL we got on the 50 topic. She was trying to explain without the sex but it was a epic fail. I was laughing and taking her there at the same dayum time.

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
12:40 pm

I’m on the second book as we speak and I didn’t go into it thinking I was getting top notch material. I was curious of what the book was about and go with it as that. Now that I’ve started reading it, my main interest is exploring this world of BDSM…one that I’m unfamiliar with. So it’s interesting to me on that level. I think women want a little Christian Grey errrrr now and then. :oops:

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
12:42 pm

You’re right, SlimUno. I don’t see Bluz on my list for receiving a vest..

Bluz – although you seem to like pain, look under your desk in the left side corner for your vest. Wear it proudly. As a matter of fact, you may need to don yours daily.

disco

August 7th, 2012
12:43 pm

i’m just waiting for all the hubbub surrounding 50 shades to die down. haven’t read it and have no desire to.

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
12:43 pm

Leggs – She has a specialty vest…it only covers up her heart area and her CT. Everything else is free game. lol

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
12:43 pm

ITL – I’m liking you more and more every day. After yesterday eve and the early 20’s reminiscing with Bluz. You read kinda differently (at least in my mind). Drool factor x10

@WD: Well I am not certain what I have said to earn such praise, but I thank you, sir. :)

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
12:48 pm

Swiss – depending on the day/nite Wife is aka for a lot of words. I have a very very active imagination as do you I see.

ITL – you are welcome and not in the bbb kinda way just so we are clear. Hahaha

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
12:49 pm

WD – I was real with mine…the sex does make a difference but the thing about it, because women like to visualize things, go off of what’s said sometimes, go after money and power the book plays on all those things. I think the power aspect and being dominated is what’s making the books so poplular. You don’t usually read things like this outside of the usual fk books or ‘romantic novels. Now I’m personally not into getting beat and whipped but there are other things that play out in the book that does get me feeling some kinda way down therrrrr. And women say they want men to read it because part of us want that from our men. I’m telling you, it would not be a bad idea. lol The beau already said he isn’t reading it though lol

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
12:51 pm

Speaking of BDSM & women’s suppressed freakiness, that reminds me of this story from my grad school days…

There was this lady (cough, cough) that sat beside me in class — very conservative looking, married, 2 kids, always trying to act all businesslike. One day toward the end of the program we’re sitting in class and she sends me an IM with a link to this very graphic S&M story about a housewife who ties up and f__ks the sh!t out of this younger dude. I get about 4 paragraphs into this thing and I look over and she is staring at me the way Wile E. Coyote stared at Roadrunner. :lol: She says “what did you think of the story?” and I’m like “uh…. it was interesting…” The she tells me she has her “cat suit” in the car. :shock:

disco

August 7th, 2012
12:53 pm

slim – I also think a lot of it is just media and PR hype and not wanting to be left out. every where you turn someone is discussing the book and so certain types hop on the bandwagon not to be left out. they want to be a part of the goings ons.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
12:53 pm

Even though the writing was not stellar and the plot was fairly predictable, it was still an enjoyable read for me. I call those kind of novels “McReads”….like junk food for your brain. No intellectual value at all, but fun to read (and dream about)…..

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
12:54 pm

Slim…please no electric wang shocking band!!! I maybe like some pain, but not that kind!!! LOL

I honestly cannot remember if I was ever given a vest…it’s all good. I’ve been pretty good about taking it all in around here.

Ok, so the 50 Shades books do have a lot of great sex in them, but towards the end of the 2nd book, I was thinking that a lot of it could be cut out because I was enjoying the story. I just think it could have still be great in my opinion without so much of the sex. I did like the way she wrote the scenes, though, but sometimes, I was getting bored with it…

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
12:57 pm

One of my favorite parts of the book were the emails back and forth. I love that fun, playful banter with an SO….

Ummmmm, WD….even if you weren’t married, you’re a gator! :eek:

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
12:58 pm

Slim – un hunh, dudes don’t need to read it bcuz most of us are already there.

Swiss – you had a really good time, no?????

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
12:59 pm

Speaking of catsuits, I remember back in the day (last year) when Leggs would break out her catsuit for blog parties…. :)

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
1:04 pm

One of my doctors told me his wife loved the books and he loved them without reading them just because of her reactions! LOL

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
1:05 pm

WD — Nah, man. I was scurrrrred. :lol: 1) I’m not into being tied up. I’m too touchy-feely for that, plus, I definitely didn’t trust this b!tch… 2) She was married and I didn’t want to get shot, and 3) (and most importantly) this was a white chick. :lol: Had it been a dark chocolate mocha, my ass would probably still be tied up. :lol:

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
1:13 pm

Swiss – hahaha, I understand totally. Its not the chick dropping it low its the quiet conservative chick off to the side that’s the most fun. IJS

ITL – Leggs has a mini donk now. The old catsuit fits diff now. Hahaha

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
1:13 pm

un hunh, dudes don’t need to read it bcuz most of us are already there.

WD – I will have to say a big fat, NOT ALWAYS. Why do men seem to shy away from any form of learning new things when it comes to that kind of stuff. We aren’t saying what you currently do is whack, just another avenue of exploring things not thought about ;-) I guess it would be more acceptable if the story was in a playbook magazine huh

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
1:15 pm

Comon ~ love workday humor. Take another stab at it (lol).

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
1:16 pm

I’m impressed Bluz read all 3 in 3 weeks. My friend loaned me the first book of 50 Shades and 3 weeks later I only read 4 pages. Naturally, she snatched the book back.

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
1:23 pm

“She has a specialty vest…it only covers up her heart area and her CT. Everything else is free game. lol”

Sounds good to me! Good looking out, SlimUno.

Bluz ~ see my 12:42

ITL ~ when I read swiss’ comment about the catsuit, I immediately thought of mine with those red pumps. Hush girl!

WillieD ~ yeah man, it fits differently, it fits better (lol). Did I tell you guys it’s c……….

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
1:24 pm

Leggs…I was just enraptured by these books. I can’t remember if I said this earlier, but I read for 8 hours on Saturday night because I couldn’t put it down. Once you get into it, it’s hard to put it down!

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
1:26 pm

Yes, Bluz, I took heed to your 8 hrs of reading. I couldn’t do it…

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
1:28 pm

“Once you get into it, it’s hard to put it down!”

Are you talking about the book, or the accompanying B.O.B.?

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
1:30 pm

@Leggs: If they ever build a blog museum, you know the catsuit will be the star attraction. Along with Swiss’s titanium wong. And a mold of Slim’s CT. And my…. well, I’m sure I have something to go in there. :)

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
1:31 pm

titanium WANG… misspelling that is just wong. Bwahahaha. :lol: :lol:

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
1:34 pm

did you spell “wrong” wrong on purpose, or was that a Freudian slip (lololol)?

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
1:35 pm

ITL – Chile you’re so funny!!! wong wang lol

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
1:35 pm

ITL – You don’t have a taste for Chinese or Habachi to ya?

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
1:38 pm

Nevamind, I see you did.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
1:45 pm

@Leggs: Actually, it was an accident, but once I noticed it I thought I would make the best of it.

@Slim: Ummmm, not so much. I noticed during the Olympic diving last night that some guys just don’t make much of an “impact” so to speak…. We used to call it smuggling grapes, but dang….some of those divers look like they were smuggling blueberries. Or sunflower seeds. :shock:

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
1:46 pm

Slim – I can’t speak for other dudes but me personally I’m set on go. I need to hear NO a few times along with a safe word. Like Swiss said I’m not into being hemmed up but I will do the hemming all day long.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
1:47 pm

@WD: Well sew on then, Betsy Ross. :lol:

I am in a punny mood today. I’m here all week – try the veal.

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
1:50 pm

WD – So long story short, you’re the DOM? :lol:

ITL – Not blueberries…now my morning yogurt will never be the same. I always put fresh blueberries in my Greek yogurt :shock:

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
1:51 pm

Punny mood, another freudian slip or something you wanna talk about? I am a very good listener.

SexyCool

August 7th, 2012
1:51 pm

SexyCool

August 7th, 2012
1:52 pm

I have said to someone, “Oh, that thing that we were doing…we are not going to do anymore. M.kay?”

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
1:53 pm

Slim — Yeah, like WD said, I can’t speak for other dudes, but I’m pretty sure Mrs. Swiss would never complain about me not being willing to try something. There’s not a position, location, or part of her body that I wouldn’t partake of enthusiastically. :D :lol:

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
1:54 pm

I actually only have 1 rule: Nothing, and I do mean nothing, goes near my backdoor. Ever. :lol:

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
1:55 pm

swiss…BOTH!

SexyCool

August 7th, 2012
1:55 pm

Random Observations –

Gabby Douglas sweated out her edges. Who cares?
And her momma filed bankruptcy. So?

Benzino’s head is too big for his body.
Jocelyn was going in on Stevie.
Almost all of those chicks are older than me, which is way too damn old to be acting like that.

I’m getting married in 33 days and my momma is walking me down the aisle.

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
1:56 pm

swiss…don’t knock it until you try it! Some men have been surprised about liking that…IJS

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
1:57 pm

Slim – no labels needed but umm how do I say this tactfully? When I get ahold of some puddy its good if you give it to me how you want to have it. I’m equal opportunity to a point, but just know at some point I’m gonna take it. I aim to make it MINE.

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
1:57 pm

“…but dang….some of those divers look like they were smuggling blueberries. Or sunflower seeds.” – Hate to admit it, but I have to agree. I remember watching one walking away wondering “is there anything there (lololol)?

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
1:57 pm

Bluz — Well I guess I’ll just have to miss out then. ‘Cos that ain’t happening. :lol:

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
1:58 pm

SC…So cool that mom is walking you down the aisle! I’ll be you’re getting more and more excited and nervous, huh?

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
1:58 pm

Hello SexyC. Countdown time!

Jake...SPJTWB

August 7th, 2012
2:01 pm

What’s Good…what did I miss.

SexyCool

August 7th, 2012
2:01 pm

Oddly enough, I’m getting more relaxed.

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
2:02 pm

SC – I’m excited for you. Love is a wonderful thing. While you counting down just don’t let the stress of THAT day get in the way of the reasons why.

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
2:02 pm

SexyC ~ I looked at L&HH with disbelief. (1) a 3-couple therapy session, (2) him wiping the sweat off her nose and Mimi quietly sits there. (If ever a time to go hamm, that’s one for the books), and (3) Joselyn tried to beat that trollish looking man to a pulp. The fact that he said it was sexy to wipe the sweat off deserved something, anything more than the words”are you serious!!!”

If she’s trying to remain classy, she gave all that up by putting up with all that BS for 12 years. And, her story she’s taking all that in because of their child together is another heap of BS!

I’m sorry, back to regularly scheduled blogging….

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
2:04 pm

How sweet, your mom is walking you down the aisle…it’s going to be a beautiful day designed just for the two of you!

For Real

August 7th, 2012
2:12 pm

“Why do men seem to shy away from any form of learning new things when it comes to that kind of stuff.” – Because when we go HAM y’all start calling our mamma’s!!!!

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
2:12 pm

You ladies ought to cut those divers some slack. That water is cold! :lol:

SexyCool

August 7th, 2012
2:13 pm

Stevie wants them both. MiMi because she is his ‘baby ma” and Jocelyn….well, for obvious reasons.

SexyCool

August 7th, 2012
2:14 pm

WDynamite – I am actually coasting. The decision to hire a planner is one of the best ones that I’ve made this decade.

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
2:22 pm

SC – that was a great idea and really really smart on yalls end. I do have 1 suggestion. Maybe the weekend before all the fam/friends bumrush the shown take a quick getaway just the two of you. No fam no friends no phone, no FB (poinrting @you). Just the two of you and just chill. Man I’m happy for you and especially for him.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
2:23 pm

Punny mood, another freudian slip or something you wanna talk about? I am a very good listener.

It all started years ago, in a cold delivery room in Marietta, GA….from the doctor’s first slap I knew I was no one’s punching bag and vowed to never go down that road again…… (more later, Willie D) :lol: :lol:

Congrats, SCool! 33 days and counting…..

@Swiss: Cold, schmold. Even when they get in that hot tub thingy the turtle stays in the shell. Un uh. I ain’t buying it.

@Slim: I meant cranberries. :roll:

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
2:24 pm

Because when we go HAM y’all start calling our mamma’s!!!!

Weeeelllll, look who woke up from his nap. :)

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
2:26 pm

Dating: How to end FWBs?

One is to get married (lol).

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
2:26 pm

ITL — Hey, I was trying to be politically correct. :lol:

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
2:27 pm

Naturally, not talking about you SexyC, your upcoming marriage made me think of it.

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
2:31 pm

ITL – you are one funny chick. Can’t wait to be around you, swiss, Cel, Slim and others with a few drinks flowing.

Robert

August 7th, 2012
2:34 pm

@SlimUno – “18. Doggie style preferred (just hit it hard and right or get the heyal out.)”

I like your thinking. You and I could be FWB. What day of the week do you prefer?

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
2:36 pm

@Swiss: There is nothing correct about that. Po’ little things. :)

@WD: Roger that.

Robert

August 7th, 2012
3:06 pm

Ladies let me be honest. A lot of guys (35-45) keep women “hanging on” another word for “FWB” for years because women allow them to treat them that way. In my case the average is 5-7 years. Women will venture into FWB kinds of relationships for great sex, money or the promise that 1 day he will committ to being my Man. These are excuses I have heard. Women have many reasons for allowing someone to treat them bad. Men are victims too especially if he is emotionally attached to her and is afraid of losing her if he does not agree to all her demands. A Man will settle for less (FWB) because he is either emotionally attached or just your plain everyday “Dog”. I can only talk about myself as an example of what not to do in a FWB relationship. In 2005 when I first came to ATL from DC I had a few FWB who I stayed in touch. At first everything was good because they had their own money to travel and they only wanted a weekend get-a-way to experience ATL. No strings attached just great sex and a good time in a new City where no one knew what they were doing or who they are. I felt guilty because I knew that I was only “stringing them along” for my pleasure. Ladies do not settle for less. Always seek a Man who wants you un-conditionally regardless of your situation.

disco

August 7th, 2012
3:09 pm

robert – there is something to be said for the “out of town” friend.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
3:20 pm

Dayum…..somebody must’ve been gassy this afternoon….. NOT IT! ;)

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
3:23 pm

OK, Leggs, I am back. Is it like a girl scout vest that I put my blog badges on? IDK about y’all…

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
3:24 pm

disco

August 7th, 2012
3:27 pm

CC – you are getting colder. lol.

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
3:27 pm

Comon – yep you finally guessed correctly. I can help you get your shiny new Band Camp badge to put on your new blog vest. Hahaha

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
3:33 pm

Robert – what , no fwb list? You are the lists master, you letting me down dude.

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
3:38 pm

WD~ This one time, at band camp…

Jake...SPJTWB

August 7th, 2012
3:38 pm

Slim..nice contract

Bluz done nicknamed the “dcik in a jar”

Swiss..you should beat that up, I have the exact same rule

ITL-I think I know what WillieD is talkin about,

Leggs-sure wouldn’t mind an up close view of the Catsuit

and ya’ll quit reading all that 50 shades stuff, or should I gift it to my Sweetie, depennds on what you mean by trying something new.

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
3:41 pm

Comon ~ vests are issued to ward of possible hurtful barbs from bloggers. When mayhem erupts here, best to don your best. I’ve noticed that some have slept in their vests. When you think you have too many holes in your vest, you can ask for a replacement. Your vest will be issued on 4/9.

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
3:43 pm

Jake, get in line (lol).

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
3:43 pm

So, I was right in the beginning; it’s a bulletproof vest. Y’all just wanted to see what outlandish ish I could come up with, huh?

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
3:47 pm

ITL-I think I know what WillieD is talkin about

Well fill me in, ’cause I am into the dark. LOLOL

@Leggs: I think I might need a replacement. Mine’s getting a little frayed around the edges.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
3:49 pm

WD~ This one time, at band camp…

That line always makes me shudder. Mainly bc I play alto sax and not flute, but for other reasons, too. :lol: :lol:

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
3:50 pm

Jake…you should definitely get it for your Sweetie…she will probably thank you a bunch for them!

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
3:51 pm

Yep, Comon. :lol: :lo: :lol:

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
3:53 pm

Comon – band camp stories can neva eva be told ok. Shhhhhh, now I have you penciled in for trobone lessons Tuesday morn followed by (b)ass lessons Thursday pending comprehension and performance reviews. See you then

Jake – yeah gift it to your chick. While you at it get some extra soundproofing for the basement, a set of handcuffs (not the furry ones), a ball gag, a whip, a feather, new knee pads (Nike brand last longer) and some gatorade.

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
3:56 pm

I see i haven’t missed much…just got out of a Diversity Training class

You and I could be FWB. What day of the week do you prefer?

Robert – I regret to inform you that the temporary fwb/fb position has been filled by an actual hired employee. (And he’s currently being reviewed for a significant promotion) :oops:

swiss – I see you walking around with that back tattoo that says “EXIT ONLY”…did the same tattoo artist that was made famous for “Balls Deep” do your too?

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
3:57 pm

WD – Don’t forget the titanium balls :lol:

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
3:58 pm

ITL…did you get my Draw Something picture?

Jake...SPJTWB

August 7th, 2012
3:59 pm

ITL…go back to your 12:13, the way that rolled out that mouth of yours stood me ears up!

Jake...SPJTWB

August 7th, 2012
4:03 pm

Well Willie, looks like that will be a short trip to the store, just missing the books…lol

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
4:04 pm

Slim — I think if I ever were to end up in prison, I’d get a back tattoo that says “I don’t wipe”

Willie Dynamite

August 7th, 2012
4:05 pm

ITL/Bluz – (said while putting on my smoking jacket and pulling up a chair). Sooooo are we going to relive the good ole days again like yesterday. Count me in and no speed reading today.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
4:05 pm

@Jake: Hmmmm…..

@Bluz: I didn’t see it, but I’ll look again….

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
4:05 pm

Jake~ And some benwa balls. ;)

WD~ Can’t make Thursdays, too busy with work. Can we shoot for Monday afternoons? I think some “music” would be the perfect pick me up for my Monday Blues…

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
4:08 pm

O/T ~ Somebody is messing with Gabby’s confidence. She’s falling like a wilted flower petal….

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
4:08 pm

swiss :shock: I just hope your cellmate’s tattoo won’t read, “Me either” ;-)

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
4:11 pm

Slim :shock: Aw man, see now, that’s why I could never go to prison. If I ever run afoul of the law, I’m just going to have to go out in a blaze of glory. (’Cos I sure as heyal won’t be servicing any prison glory holes)

disco

August 7th, 2012
4:11 pm

swiss – re your “I don’t wipe” tattoo all I could think of was your cellie with a matching “I don’t care” tattoo. LOL.

slim – right…

disco

August 7th, 2012
4:12 pm

swiss – what happens in prison (usually) stays in prison.

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
4:13 pm

disco ~ not if you come out walking funny and have limp wrist action.

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
4:14 pm

disco~ Hell naw it don’t. “swiss” would become “swiss train cake roll” on the streets…

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
4:19 pm

Man… that sh!t isn’t funny. Just wait, one of these days you’re going to see me on the evening news in an armed stand-off with the po-po screaming “SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME! I DARE YOU TO SHOOT ME!”

The cops will be like, “But sir, it’s only a speeding ticket.”

“I DON’T GIVE A F__K!!! I WON’T BE NOBODY’S BEYOTCH!”

:lol:

disco

August 7th, 2012
4:19 pm

CC – depends on how he does his time. he’s married and so there’s a chance the mrs. will be on his team keeping him in letters and oodles of noodles. he’ll do what he has to do on the inside and, if he keeps his nose clean, he can come home and pick up where he left off. NOW if he comes out with his hair in a French roll with finger waves in the front all bets are off.

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
4:21 pm

swiss – At first glance I thought your post read prison GORY holes…I guess the L really doesn’t make much of a difference in this case :lol:

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
4:23 pm

WD…I don’t know…I think I’ve said enough on here. ;-)

i'm swiss

August 7th, 2012
4:23 pm

Slim — I imagine those could get pretty gory, too… :lol:

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
4:24 pm

swiss EXACTLY :lol:

Jake...SPJTWB

August 7th, 2012
4:25 pm

Comon-I just googled the Ben Wa…you So Naasssty, and I say that lovingly…

disco

August 7th, 2012
4:28 pm

I was just reading a news article where a woman had sunburn on her backside. her boyfriend patted her on the butt as she was washing dishes. she turned around and stabbed him 3 times. bet he’ll never pat another sunburned bottom again. heck, he’ll probably never pat any woman’s bottom again.

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
4:30 pm

@disco: soooo, these folks don’t have neighbors???

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
4:31 pm

That relationship could possibly be over!

Leggs

August 7th, 2012
4:32 pm

Enjoy the rest of your evening!

PEACE!

disco

August 7th, 2012
4:32 pm

ITL – don’t get me to lying. I’m just tickled that she cut him 3 times. i guess sunburn really hurts. lol

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
4:35 pm

Good night Leggs!

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
4:35 pm

It does, but dayum!!!

And speaking of a sore booty…. Heeeeeeey, Swiss. ;) My cuz’n Butch said he can’t wait to meet you!

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
4:35 pm

Jake~ Not nasty; adventerous. And, when used correctly, Ben Wa balls are the greatest ever!

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
4:36 pm

Good night, Leggs!

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
4:36 pm

Bye, Leggs! I will be looking for my vest in the mail…

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
4:37 pm

swiss needs “tp for my bunghole!” :lol:

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
4:37 pm

CC – Soooo, you’ve used these balls before?

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
4:38 pm

CC – never thought about trying those until reading these books!

Into the Light - Don't Mistake my Kindness for Weakness or Stupidity

August 7th, 2012
4:39 pm

That description was pretty intriguing, Bluz. Kinda had me wondering about them…. :)

Jake...SPJTWB

August 7th, 2012
4:40 pm

Comon…explain how they are used correctly, but wait a sec….got my lotion, go ahead..lol

Into the Light - Don't Mistake my Kindness for Weakness or Stupidity - You Ain't that Slick

August 7th, 2012
4:41 pm

LOL@Jake. You get the bargain vanilla-scented barrel like For Real?

Jake...SPJTWB

August 7th, 2012
4:43 pm

Oh Nooooo…nothing but the best for this Johnson, Jergens……

Into the Light - Don't Mistake my Kindness for Weakness or Stupidity - You Ain't that Slick

August 7th, 2012
4:48 pm

Jergens for Extra Sensitive Skin :)

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
4:51 pm

Yes, I have used them and they are fabulous. It’s like having the greatest secret ever. LOL!

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
4:51 pm

Awww… Jake uses Jerkins…

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
4:52 pm

Maybe I’ll have to go buy some…

Into the Light - Don't Mistake my Kindness for Weakness or Stupidity - You Ain't that Slick

August 7th, 2012
4:54 pm

@Bluz: Some Jergens?!?!?!? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
4:54 pm

Maybe have them in and when Magnum comes over next time, suprise him…might give him a heart attack!

Into the Light - Don't Mistake my Kindness for Weakness or Stupidity - You Ain't that Slick

August 7th, 2012
4:55 pm

@Bluz: Just checked Draw Something. I don’t have anything from you. :(

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
4:55 pm

So…would it freak a guy out or turn him on to show him that you have been using those right before getting it on?

SlimUno

August 7th, 2012
4:56 pm

CC – Please tell me what the purpose or how do they provide pleasure…sorry i’m not familiar with the use of them.

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
4:57 pm

ITL…I’ll try again later. That’s weird because I did put in your username…

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
4:58 pm

I’m heading out, but will check in when I get home in about 20-25 mins

Jake...SPJTWB

August 7th, 2012
4:58 pm

Bluz….don’t do that, never show us how much freak is in you, too fast…we will change on you, wait at least 4months…..sorry MLB, I gave away the store then, headed to the corner.

Bluzgirl

August 7th, 2012
4:59 pm

Ok Jake…I’ll hold off…

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
5:00 pm

@Jake: Why is that???? It changes your perception of us?

Into the Light

August 7th, 2012
5:01 pm

Okay, that’s it for me – it’s MOJITO TUESDAY. Woohoo! :)

Jake...SPJTWB

August 7th, 2012
5:06 pm

Depends on the dude and situation, but in general, we don’t want to wait 90 days to get it, but give us 90 before you show the next level freakiness, if we just Fbuddies, nothing matters, if there are other potential thoughts, be careful how fast you get “free”.

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
5:15 pm

CC – Please tell me what the purpose or how do they provide pleasure…sorry i’m not familiar with the use of them

Slim~ Hope I didn’t miss you; I got tied up for a sec. It’s like doing it really, really slowly. Instead of the rush to the big O, it’s like it slowly builds up and you feel like you will explode. reat for road trips, movie dates, etc. Anywhere you will be sitting (but you can squirm) or occasionally moving around. By the time you actually get to doing the do, it’s like a slip n slide. Graphic enough?

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
5:16 pm

They are also excellent for strengthening kegel muscles. **hint, hint. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge**

Jake...SPJTWB

August 7th, 2012
5:26 pm

Skeet,Skeet,Skeet…goood night!!

single and happy

August 7th, 2012
5:28 pm

Dang leave for a few hours and you guys get wild :-) )

Comon Cents

August 7th, 2012
5:35 pm

Lol @ Jake. Dayum! You that easy?