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Dating: Act your age!

When you start dating someone new, you probably pay attention to how mature they are. While it is important to know you can have fun with them, you also should know they can handle their business. As in, grown up business: working, taking care of responsibilities, etc.

I meet a lot of single people who say they thought they were dating an adult but it was their “representative” that was the adult. The reality was they behaved like a spoiled child when they didn’t get their way. Or they had the emotional maturity of a teenager.

Have you ever met someone really great but just didn’t act his age? How do you know when you are a dating a man or a boy? How can you tell if she is a woman or a young girl pretending to be a grown up?

Shouldn’t maturity – or lack of- be a real deal breaker in dating? Why do so many of us stick with those immature people then complain about their …immaturity?

Has anyone ever told you that you needed to grow up? Did you take heed and take a look at how you conducted yourself in a relationship?

By Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta Dating Blog

282 comments Add your comment

Bill Clinton

March 13th, 2012
6:36 am

Me???….Grow up…..Then I’d miss out on all the young chicks……WHT is the matter with you, Weird Diver…..Dating ain’t big head surgery………

Lily

March 13th, 2012
7:11 am

Being a woman and “emotions” are synonymous and go hand and hand. Even so, voicing and airing grievances shouldn’t be labeled as such. Yes I’ve had to say “grow up”……immaturiry is when one lacks the ability to talk about issues without shrugging it off because you’ve raised to believe a woman’s concers are a result of her emotions.

nelson

March 13th, 2012
7:58 am

That is a great question. I really like it. I say maturity and responsible are synominous. beign responsible for you actions. If someone is not responsible they are not mature. It can happen to anybody, even a Doctor.
There was a Dr. in Syracuse, hit a pedestrian with his car and continued on down the road. Thats about all there is to it. Patsy Cline[singer] started supporting her family by going around to the beer-joints and singing when her pappy hit the road and brought the money home to mom.

Pamela

March 13th, 2012
8:31 am

Great topic. It happens more than people want to admit. Men act like they want their women to be their mother. They do not want to held accountable for their verbiage and actions. I like to be fair, but this time I think of nothing bad to say about the ladies. Sorry….smile

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
8:44 am

‘Men act like they want their women ……..’

sounds like someone owning a lot of cats and has got chronic cobweb tetonic plague!

Good Morning Blogovillia!

Suffering Wife

March 13th, 2012
8:44 am

I believe that maturity in a relationship is huge! If you’ve been with someone for many years, life can get complicated with children, in laws, illness, careers, etc. That person you may have married may have been mature at that point but when life gets hard they can’t handle “growing up” in order to handle difficult situations and create balance. I believe that is why marriages don’t last because there is always that one person who can’t put on their grown man/woman panties. Life changes requires one’s maturity level to grow. Sometimes it just doesn’t happen….

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
9:06 am

Good morning,

No one wants to be with a tight wad but at the same time you want someone who is mature when they need to be. There is nothing wrong with letting your hair down, acting silly, knowing how to have a good ole time but when the heat is turned up, Imma need you to stand up and handle things for whatever the situation calls for. I don’t need you trying to crawl back up into yo mama’s womb

Mike P

March 13th, 2012
9:18 am

Have you ever met someone really great but just didn’t act her age?
–Nope, Someone really great would act her age.

How do you know when you are a dating a woman or a little girl?
–A little girl doesn’t take responsibility for her actions; she blames and points the finger at everyone except herself. She falls to peices when things don’t go her way and everything is a freaking crisis.

–A woman however, takes full responsibility for her actions, decisions, and her current circumstances. She doesn’t whine & cry, or blame others for her own faults. She learns to “keep-it-together” when faced with adversity (read: life’s little lessons).

How can you tell if she is a woman or a young girl pretending to be a grown up? A woman will behave and make decisions with maturity and self-respect at all times and not just when it appears convenient.

Hola

disco

March 13th, 2012
9:19 am

good morning. I’m surprised at all of the “good topics”. I don’t see it (insert shrug here). I guess I’d grant immaturity passes to anyone under 30 who might still be feeling their way but there comes a time when you have to let go of childish things and a time when you need to start taking care of yourself (hence my strong opposition to parents supporting adult children and adult children who allow themselves to be supported). I’d have to implement a zero tolerance policy on childishness. heck, I don’t let kids get away with but so much childishness. that’s not to say that grown folks can’t have fun or a good time but they ought to know the boundaries.

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
9:22 am

Good morning.

Being responsible for yourself and doing what you want is one thing. When you have a family or even in a committed relationship your maturity on how you handle strive says a lot about you. To sulk in the corner and stop speaking until you work things out is not a good sign.

‘Men act like they want their women ……..’ [to be their mother]

sounds like someone owning a lot of cats and has got chronic cobweb tetonic plague! – Only you, Ex can turn that harmless statement into cobwebs and cats.

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
9:31 am

Morning,

No comment…for now :)

Row 125, seat 11B

March 13th, 2012
9:52 am

Good Morning all….

Nothing to add to the topic, but saw something on another AJC blog that made me say “DAMN…..”

“Political Insider Large swaths of GOP voters in Alabama, Mississippi want ban on interracial marriages”
http://blogs.ajc.com/political-insider-jim-galloway/2012/03/13/large-swaths-of-gop-voters-in-alabama-mississippi-want-ban-on-interracial-marriages/

dyslexicbunny

March 13th, 2012
9:55 am

Does that really surprise you? It doesn’t for me.

dyslexicbunny

March 13th, 2012
9:57 am

Also, a large number of those voters still think Obama is Muslim. facepalm…

MsMarriedUp

March 13th, 2012
9:58 am

ooo…this is a good question considering the word ‘dating’ once upon a time was used by girls and boys in the young ages…9-10 up to 16-17 from my recall. Rarely do I recall older people refer to themselves as dating.

Now we have ‘adults’ calling themselves dating instead of referring to themselves as seeing such and such, or friends with such and such.

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
10:05 am

Leggs?

That comment is harmless? Really?

How can somebody start off this morning,no context,not even a personal man story but just take it from the cherry top ..then bashing men? Ha? U don’t see that?

Really?

disco

March 13th, 2012
10:05 am

okay – it appears we’ve got a janky topic today or at least folks don’t have much to say about it. not that I’ve got a better one but I’ll will spout a few off topics.

first, I broke out a pair of ken cole sandals this morning. first time this year. feels good not to be wearing socks.

second, I didn’t mind my realtor sending neighborhood market reports when things were all good. got one this morning and it just irked me. foreclosures/short sales are a mother. while I don’t yet feel trapped I’ll be glad when things get back right.

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
10:06 am

On topic:

Women act very childish! :lol:

there u have it! @Leggs

Let’s see how nice that sounds!

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
10:08 am

The ability to look outside and around yourself and digest the thoughts and opinions of others…as valid….means a great deal and shows maturity.

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
10:12 am

I let one riiiippppp yesterday like a dude and The Beau heard it….mature or immature Hmmmm? He said that wasn’t cute at all but hey, i’m human. I told him I’d try to make them more ‘ladylike’ in the future :lol:

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
10:12 am

@Ex ~ yes, I see the comment as being harmless. There are many men who want a woman to act like their mother, coddle them, unconditionally accept their actions good or bad w/o much mouth and to let them do their do.

“Women act very childish!” – What do you want from me Ex? I agree with this statement as well. There are childish acting women walking amongst us. This isn’t groundbreaking news.

disco

March 13th, 2012
10:16 am

slim – you funny. whether or not it was mature/immature depends. you said he heard it like he wasn’t supposed to hear it. were you in the same room or a different room? if you were in a different room we can make the assumption that you didn’t intend for him to hear you and therefore you can’t be deemed to be immature. of course if you intended for him to hear it, if you were right up on him, if you cocked your leg and pointed your backside in his direction I might have to call you immature.

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
10:17 am

Leggs – You make a VERY valid point. From a man’s view (some men, not all), it’s just not important or that deep because it’s the woman pointing out issues or concerns coming from the man. Honestly though, should her thoughts be discounted? No, not at all. Yet if said man have issues or concerns, he’s got no problem bringing those issues or concerns to the front. AND he expects her to listen and validate. Like I said not all men and to be fair that happens on both sides.

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
10:17 am

There u have it.. U (the lady in question) are not debating the topic then. She is venting..men act like..

I will leave uall to coddle her..

A debate to me is putting something on the table(some facts,even not valid to back ur point)

She comes here with a conclusion and well..

I guess uall a good at deductive reason based on ur experiences

Next

Chris

March 13th, 2012
10:19 am

Actually Muslim people view president Obama as a Muslim. When you have a Muslim father you man or woman or considered “Muslim”.

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
10:22 am

Chris?

I view u as part of me(human) even tho u don’t

how does that affect U?

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
10:24 am

disco – I love how you just went right in and dissected that lol…Um he stepped into the bathroom and when he heard it, he flew the door open like, “WTH was that?!!” At first I told him it was the tv but I couldn’t hold my laugh in and he was like EWWWWW, you sound like a grown ass man & you’re getting besides yourself. You need to go back to trying to hide it”. :roll:

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
10:26 am

MMeello – What did you decide on your juicy news?

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
10:27 am

Slim?

Letting one rip(loudly) in ur house has nothing to do with maturity..more with Reality and taste.

I let it rip at home All the time,then suppress in public

I can’t be a slave in public and at home too

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
10:28 am

Moving on Right along Cel :arrow:

New Day!

Chris

March 13th, 2012
10:28 am

On this topic the acting your age and maturity tips in favor of men. they say women mature faster and maybe that’s true…..to a point then after age 24 men definitely pull way ahead. Women even pushing towards 40 still are chasing fantasies, making bad decisions in men and looking even more do for a man to come along and. “save” them from their financial and past mistakes from dealing with the wrong men and still don’t know what they want. The recent issue of black enterprise shows black women have a net worth of $100. That’s right, $100. Men on the other hand when we have a clear vision we know who and what type of woman we want and the life we want to have. We do what we need to. You can call a man cheap if you want but some things are being “responsible”. Trips, shoes and hand bags aren’t keeping. Lights on in retirement. It’s funny a woman handling multiple things we call a “super woman”. A man handling multiple things is just “a man”. That’s what we do.

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
10:29 am

Good for you MMeello! Glad for you!

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
10:32 am

A debate on the “lady in question’s” post is not responding with → “sounds like someone owning a lot of cats and has got chronic cobweb tetonic plague!” Where’s the debate in that???

kimmie - new black belt!

March 13th, 2012
10:33 am

Morning All!

I don’t really have anything to say on the topic. I will say all this “men versus women” or bashing of either gender on here is immature. But that’s just me.

Holla!

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
10:34 am

Ex – I call it reality but are you fellas living in a fantasy world to not expect some good blasts to come out of the hinneys of your womenfolk errry now and then? And why is okay for yall to let em rip anywhere, at any time, to any degree of noise and smell. Now mind you, this nut blew one of those silent but deadly ones in the car right before we got out and it nearly fainted. But let me do a loud but orderless one and all hell done broke loose. WACK!

In case you didn't know....

March 13th, 2012
10:36 am

In case you didn’t know………..discussing passing gas, farting, pooting is CRASS!!

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
10:37 am

“hinney” :lol: :lol: Haven’t heard that in a long time…right up there with weenie and t…t (lol).

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
10:38 am

@In case ~ be so very thankful you weren’t here when we were discussing having a “whew” moment after leaving the bathroom!

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
10:39 am

Wow…my sister’s entire team/department/floor was just laid off. She works for Humana. Their last day is May 14th but don’t have to come back AT ALL. They can pack today and go if they want.

disco

March 13th, 2012
10:39 am

slim – yeah I’m a bit bored this a.m. you know – idle minds and all.

here’s another off topic (sorry in case) but it ties in with slim’s gas this morning. how come yesterday I had an off blog discussion with some folks re daylight savings time. the number one downside was determined not to be the lost hour of sleep or leaving for work in the dark but having to get your body back regular. folks said that lost hour prevented them from getting their morning dump in before leaving the house.

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
10:42 am

Celisea?

As a Christian do u have see the Bible as being gender ‘biased’.sometimes against women especially when viewed in the lenses of contemporary politics..women’s lib,equal rights,gender sensitivity etc?

This is way way off topic

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
10:44 am

MMeello – No, I don’t see it biased personally but I know many that don’t follow or have the Holy Spirit to interpret and reveal will see it that way. The one thing that most don’t know (please no one, that’s not meant to be offensive) is that you cannot read the bible through natural eyes….they are just words at that point. It takes the Holy Spirit to reveal and take you below the surface in understanding and digesting and getting the many folds that one passage can reveal or unfold.

disco

March 13th, 2012
10:44 am

celisea – wow is right. what’s the benefit of staying from now until may, if any?

ex – from potty talk to the bible? really man?

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
10:47 am

disco – None…no benefit. My sister was packing as we spoke…lol She said normal pay is guaranteed until May, after that severance pay kicks in.

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
10:47 am

Slim?

It depends on how a woman packages herself. That is the facade that lives an impression in a man’s mind.

U see how we see the Queen of England…royal robes flowing,gold and silver..etc who would thunk that woman will disrobe and foisted her ugly hips with cracky skin thighs on a stool to take a dump?

Illusions?

So u walking in ur stiletto legs shining and ur back up walking like a gazelle in an African savannah…the men dont have nasty odor thoughts in their brains. Illusion!

They are thinking ’satin sheets’ :lol:

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
10:48 am

In case – You may have a point there so instead of Talking about it, i’ll let this speak for itself Pnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnbbbbrrrrrrrreeeeeennnnnntwwooooo :oops:

disco – Now out of all the time change discussions I’ve ever had, i’ve not ever had one about it messing up your dump schedule….How’s that for crass? :lol:

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
10:50 am

Disco?

Im just mixing and flexing to make it excite g since u bored(change of topics)

U live in the kountry in SC and those folks can be nasty

I don’t want u to get bored,finger urself on the job and get arrested!

:lol: .

Bluzgirl

March 13th, 2012
10:53 am

I seek out older men and have found that the ones I end up with are very immature! I’m a mature, responsible woman…I’ll admit that I can be very immature when it comes to some things. I love to have fun with a man and cut up and laugh, but he needs to be mature when it comes down to it. I just have yet to find that man…I’m not giving up, though. I know he’s out there.

Mike P

March 13th, 2012
10:56 am

Wow… Well I really don’t miss high school at all; thanks for the reminder guys.. great job!!!

Bluzgirl

March 13th, 2012
11:00 am

Also…I have an ex psycho who yelled at me for accidentally burping in front of him! I’m sorry, but I’m human and I burp from time to time!

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
11:01 am

Some days I despise all the meetings.

Mike P

March 13th, 2012
11:04 am

Wow… Well I really don’t miss high school at all; thanks for the reminder guys.. great job!!!

Mike P

March 13th, 2012
11:05 am

oops.. sorry for the re-post…

I thought this was a dating blog?

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
11:06 am

“…etc who would thunk that woman will disrobe and foisted her ugly hips with cracky skin thighs on a stool to take a dump?” Man, you are sick! Everyone would “thunk” it because no matter how many servants you have, they can’t go to the bathroom for you. AND, because of her rich’s I doubt she has crackly skin thighs…..

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
11:06 am

Mike P – Pull my fanga! hehehehehe

Jake a.ka. Sweet Peeda Jeeda TWB

March 13th, 2012
11:11 am

Mike P.-smell mine!…lol

disco

March 13th, 2012
11:13 am

slim – you crazy for real. jake – you crazy too.

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
11:19 am

@Celisea ~ WOW, the entire floor/department. Anyone sticking around until the 14th? I would be just lik your sister, dust in the wind. Hope she finds something else she likes relatively soon.

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
11:20 am

“…you cannot read the bible through natural eyes….they are just words at that point. It takes the Holy Spirit to reveal and take you below the surface in understanding and digesting and getting the many folds that one passage can reveal or unfold.” – Makes sense to me. I like the way you said this!

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
11:21 am

Jake – Yall dudes kill me with the ’smell my finger’…that is so cavemanlike

Jake a.ka. Sweet Peeda Jeeda TWB

March 13th, 2012
11:27 am

Slim-it is what it is, back in the day, on the field trips, planetarium, whatever, if you got your finger wet, that is the first thing you did. Sneak up on your buddy and just stick it under his nose while saying the infamous, “smell my finger”, the funny part is, he/you would actually smell it….

BTW, I am proud of my Caveman status, as I termed here before, I am “gentlemanly chauvenistic”

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
11:27 am

@Mike P ~ come on man. You’ve been on here probably a gazillion of times when this turned into something other than dating topics. Even going back to h.s. days can be fun. We are all adults, but going back down memory lane is freeing your spirit. Hell, we’ve talked about old school candy, old school games, our first time, etc.

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
11:29 am

I see we are now back to “our first time” with “smell my finger…”

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
11:32 am

Jake – Yeah, i’ve heard stories of surprising the homies with the finger actually touching the nose. lol Lemme guess, yall never grow out of it huh? I wonder how your boss would handle you doing that after coming back in from an Afternoon Delight lunch date? :???:

Leggs – Yeah Mike P trying to ack brand new

Jake a.ka. Sweet Peeda Jeeda TWB

March 13th, 2012
11:36 am

Slim-it touches the nose everytime, not a lot of space there, no one wants random juice to hit there top lip, thats a fight waitin to happen….lol

Jake a.ka. Sweet Peeda Jeeda TWB

March 13th, 2012
11:37 am

Into the Light

March 13th, 2012
11:37 am

Happy late morning, y’all….

On the topic of gassy folks, tell me how one of my co-workers (who apparently had skunk casserole with extra boiled eggs for breakfast) left one hanging in the elevator right before I got on??? I thought I was going to die!

Button

March 13th, 2012
11:38 am

Act your age……not your shoe size – Prince
Immature men are a complete turn off for me. I’ve met a guy who giggled at everything. He thought everything was funny. It reaked my nerves.

I ask questions to guys about his last relationship and how it ended. Based on his answers it tells me that he is immature esp if he bounces from relationship to relatioship void of forming any lasting real relatioships or respectfully ending a relationship.

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
11:40 am

The elevator is a tricky one. Sometimes I’ve gotten off on an empty floor and waited for another. There was a time when I couldn’t hold it and when the doors opened I had to tell the person standing there that they didn’t want to get in this one…we both laughed and kept it moving…it’s life.

Into the Light

March 13th, 2012
11:55 am

LOL@Leggs. I would have appreciated a heads-up on this one. Too bad I was in the empty elevator and the doors were closing when it hit me. Lawd have mercy, I know whoever it was must feel MUCH better, not keeping that bottled up.

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
11:59 am

Hey button. Talking about immaturity, I just remembered a profile pic I saw of a guy. He looked so mean I felt compelled to inquire. I politely, I swear politely, mentioned that he may want to change is picture because he looked so mad. Mind you, this was AFTER he contacted me saying my picture was beautiful and how he loved my smile. Well, after my message his comment back to me was “well, you’re smiling in your picture and you look scary.’ I laughed and told him, the way he handled that exchange instantly told me he still has his childish ways about him. I was beautiful in one breath and scary in the next…gotta love it.

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
12:00 pm

I have no idea what I want for lunch. I do have a little bit of my tuna salad leftover from last night but i know that isn’t going to sustain me for the rest of the day.

Robert

March 13th, 2012
12:01 pm

“How can you tell if she is a woman or a young girl pretending to be a grown up?”

Robert’s Top 10

1. Takes responsibility for her actions (Does not live “Ghetto Fabulous”)
2. Goes to Work Everyday
3. Has a Car with Insurance
4. Has her own house/apt. (pays the mortgage/rent)
5. Takes care of her kids (no baby daddy drama)
6. Goes to Church (sometimes)
7. Involved in her Community
8. Uses social media sites (facebook, etc.) appropiately
9. Uses Cell phone and other gadgets (PC, tablets, etc.) appropiately
10. Recognizes the difference between a man and a boy

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
12:03 pm

Leggs – She was packing when she called me…she’s probably long gone by now and I’d venture to say from how she spoke, it’s gonna be a ghost town by end of day. The work has already moved to Wisconsin

Leggs – :) (on the scripture thought)

Button – I kid you not (3rd day/time saying this), I typed “act your age, not your shoe size” but erased. We said that as kids.

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
12:05 pm

Annnnnd, the crunching resumes….I love chips but I don’t I could eat EVERYDAY for lunch. That’s just me though. This time she’s got a soda too…lol Just heard her opening.

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
12:12 pm

I just got a check for $56 that I never expected.

If I talk like I won Mega Millions today,please just excuse me.

OBAMA!!!

(that’s what I say when I’m happy) :grin:

Speaking of Muchelle and her man,she send me a family portrait of them in the White House. Just opened the letter this morning as we we bout to walk out with the kids. My son saw me holding it,then said,’what,Daddy,she knows U?’ Kids!

I said ‘Yes’ then went ahead and put it on display in my living room,next to George W. Bush portrait.

:lol:

Dont judge me,I gotta hedge!

Into the Light

March 13th, 2012
12:27 pm

@Slim: I was just saying that today is a good chili day. It would be even better if I didn’t have to go out and get it. :)

@Robert: I hope that’s a minimum requirement list, not a wish list. IJS….

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
12:27 pm

@Celisa ~ is this co-worker overweight??

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
12:29 pm

Leggs – Not at all. She’s probably about a size 4 with a wide gap that our blog men speak so lovingly of…lol Sorry can’t help but see it.

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
12:33 pm

Oh boy, I can hear their little feet scampering trying to type….

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
12:35 pm

Robert – How does one use a social networking site Inappropriately?

ITL – I left the office heading to Chick-fil-a for a grilled chicken nugget kids meal but found myself at Zaxby’s. I ended up springing for a kiddie grilled cheese just to supplement my tuna salad. But I think i’m craving some Lemon Pepper wings and a freeze cup lol

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
12:36 pm

@SlimUno ~ your taste buds are all over the place (lol).

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
12:37 pm

I feel weird whenever I see a young lady that is thick with the infamous “gap”. All i’m thinking is she’s going to be a sitting duck in a room full of wolves.

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
12:38 pm

Well, I was trying to be nice and not say a word about the birthday gift my team is ordering for my manager. I figured don’t say nothing…just don’t participate. Now they’re talking 75.00 for flowers and the delivery fee divided “by all”….ummm not. You burned me with my bonus and pretty much did nothing about the ballplayer until I had to report and all you could say before then was “girl he’s a black man tryna get his” ummmmm what the hell am I trying to do? No, never. Then too you didn’t announced my service years on the call yesterday where the entire LOB was there but the Market Exec asked for me (3 times…I wasn’t there had to step out) and HE ANNOUNCED and gave congrats??? Naw, you won’t ever get a thing from me. I’m not two-faced like that and I don’t play those games. It will be courteous, cordial and professionalism but not my pocketbook.

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
12:40 pm

She’s a small framed gal but she’s got a cute little shape. Sometimes folks thin look scraggly. She looks petite but healthy.

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
12:41 pm

My bonus came from her manager…she wasn’t gonna do jack. Then on your initial meeting with me you tell me I need to play the game? And I’ve been here what 14 years longer than you? Naw, you’ll never get sponsorship for me on anything for you.

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
12:41 pm

Slim…inappropriately?

By posting pics with Janet Jackson like appendages falling off(over) or having J-Ho like dressing.

U ain’t seen females showing legs upfront and yet it’s supposed to be family friendly? …the things some of uall gloss over simply because it’s a …never mind! Lol

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
12:42 pm

Leggs – It may be because I hit up Golden Corral this weekend and got spoile with being able to have a little bit o dis and a lil bit o dat. lol I hadn’t been there in forever. I wish I could find me a bombazz chinese buffet

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
12:43 pm

Cel?

Do u have a gap?

and what is a gap anyway..I never ask the fellas before but now?

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
12:44 pm

Mmeelloo – What are you chattering about that we’re (I’m assuming women) are glossing over?

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
12:46 pm

Ex – Why do i picture you browsing fb strictly for those types of pics lol You may have better luck on My space

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
12:47 pm

MMeello – Nunya

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
12:48 pm

Mmeello – You asked. I’m reading that as being posed to the blog men.

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
12:49 pm

Ex – A gap is what you’ll have in the front of your mouff if Queen catches you with your wang in the cookie jar :lol:

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
12:51 pm

And that would turn to be SNAGGAPUSS (say with a lisp)

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
12:58 pm

Cel – Uh oh, you know you’re asking for it…anytime Ex or Swiss see’s a P followed by a U followed by 2 S’s, spells Troubble (yes, I said it with two b’s) lol That’s like taunting a crackhead with an 8ball

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
12:58 pm

:lol: @ Slim!

Cel..I really want to know what gap is maybe Leggs will oblige

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
1:02 pm

Slim – LOL Puddycat, Puddy, PussNBoots, P*ssywillow. I’m sure some sort of signal is getting channeled to Swiss. I’m expecting an entrance at anytime now…lol

MMeello – C’mon man, I’m not believing you.

i'm swiss

March 13th, 2012
1:04 pm

Me.lo — A “gap” is what happens when a chick’s thighs are too skinny and/or her pdussy is too big. :lol:

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
1:05 pm

i'm swiss

March 13th, 2012
1:06 pm

C — You knew I wouldn’t miss the “Swiss Signal” didn’t you? :lol:

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
1:08 pm

Cel – You basically shined a big Camel Toe symbol in the sky…and herrreeeee’s Swiss as expected. :lol:

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
1:09 pm

Swiss – LOL….Not at all. I knew Puss as in Snagga would signal the big P in the sky, summoning our hero to the rescue :)

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
1:10 pm

Slim – LOL All I could think of was “Batman, to the batcave!”

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
1:10 pm

Swiss?

well if that is the official definition seems like it’s a ‘ hit her from the back’ desire!

coz I figure,looking at her from behind,her $@8((6& is well developed and shapely!

Am I right? :lol:

Jake a.ka. Sweet Peeda Jeeda TWB

March 13th, 2012
1:10 pm

The Gap-
the natural contour of a woman’s hips to high inner thigh, the V, typically more prevalent in thinner, bow-legged women, but also found in varying body types. Women with this genetic trait essentially have a gaping space between her thighs, in which the thighs do not touch each other….considered to be extremely visual stimulating to most heterosexual men. How’s that definition ladies…lol

Jake a.ka. Sweet Peeda Jeeda TWB

March 13th, 2012
1:12 pm

i'm swiss

March 13th, 2012
1:14 pm

Wouldn’t it be more of a Roman numeral “U”? There’s not really a gap with a “V”. :lol:

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
1:15 pm

I knew Puss as in Snagga would signal the big P in the sky, summoning our hero to the rescue

It’s a bird, It’s a Plane…It’s it’s Swiss Cap’n Save-a-Puss!!

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
1:17 pm

Looks like someone has studied GAPOLOGY

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
1:21 pm

@Ex ~ what makes you think I will oblige and tell you what a “gap” is (lol).

I told you at 12:33 their little feet was running to their keyboards the mention of baby got “gap.”

Jake a.ka. Sweet Peeda Jeeda TWB

March 13th, 2012
1:29 pm

No Swiss, contrary to popular Gapology studies, it is actually more akin to a V. If you look at woman while sitting, you will see as her upper inner thigh is drawn closer to the hips, it actually forms a V, trust me, I am specialist in this field of study…lol.

cba

March 13th, 2012
1:32 pm

EX, I’ll bet Andrea Sniederman has a GAP…..it’ll make you delusional

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
1:32 pm

Jake..thanx!

‘the thighs do not touch each other..’

‘how’s is that ladies?’

long pause..

All the blog ladies looking at, and placing their hands between thighs ,checking to prove the gap theory or lack thereof, before responding to Jake!

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
1:35 pm

Good one, cba, but she’s too wide to have a gap (lolol).

Fion

March 13th, 2012
1:35 pm

I heard Andrea has that Snapper!!! That real shonuff.

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
1:36 pm

@Ex ~ it’s quite apparent you really don’t know what a gap is, but please believe NONE of the ladies are checking. We know if we have one or not without looking. Some had gaps and lost them, and some never had them. No checking is needed, mister man!

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
1:36 pm

I hate to break up the convo but my kid will be 17 in exactly 30 days :) I hope I don’t kill her before that time…lol

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
1:39 pm

I guess it’s true, crazy is the best!

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
1:42 pm

Mmeello – Let me put you on the spot. Can you confirm if crazy is the best?

Fion

March 13th, 2012
1:42 pm

Dr. Jake I concur with your prognosis. Gentlemen, this condition is also referred to as a “Phat Rabbit”.

Next slide please.

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
1:46 pm

It would seem the phatter the rabbit, the less you’ll be able to distinguish the gap (lol).

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
1:47 pm

Cba…Andrea def got it.

She ain’t necessarily pretty but her look oozes a certain sexual aura….

I hope the dude is found guilty and she is scot free..with no criminal charges pending.

We will just just have to wait and see what the next man that hits it will experience.

I never thunk a Jewish woman would have it like that.

But :lightbulb: was Mary Magadelene Jewish?

If not that bible history is proly fudged! :lol:

Purple

March 13th, 2012
1:48 pm

Fion, I beg to differ a gap is not always the sign of a phat rabbit.

i'm swiss

March 13th, 2012
1:49 pm

Jake — Thanks for the visual. Seriously, thanks. :lol: But I never thought of the “V” as being a “gap.” Being a white boy, when I hear “gap” I think of chicks who are booty-deficient and have that skeletal look to their hips/crotchal regions. :lol: Cultural differences, I guess. :lol:

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 13th, 2012
1:49 pm

Fion:

Don’t forget it also is reffered as a fur burger, kitty and, cootie cat.

Into the Light

March 13th, 2012
1:51 pm

(covering my ears)

la la la la la la la la la

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 13th, 2012
1:52 pm

LOL……@Light

i'm swiss

March 13th, 2012
1:52 pm

This is why standardized tests are inherently culturally biased. :lol:

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
1:53 pm

I think it would be better if you cover your eyes….

Purple

March 13th, 2012
1:54 pm

Swiss some nice thick girls have a gap also!

Into the Light

March 13th, 2012
1:55 pm

LOL@Leggs. Good idea!!!

Purple

March 13th, 2012
1:55 pm

Leggs has to have a gap. I have never heard nor seen a woman with nice toned legs without a gap. LOL

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 13th, 2012
1:57 pm

Purple yep she does.

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
1:57 pm

fion :lol: I’m digging visualizing the MLB sitting in a dark classroom watching different slides of phatty catty’s, gaps, furry burgers, beef curtain etc and you standing at the back of the class with a white lab coat on

Fion

March 13th, 2012
1:58 pm

@Dr. Purple
Let me delineate the hypothesis. Although the “Gap’ (Slender thighs) does not guarantee the Phat Rabbit, but rather enhances ones ability
to see that thang……..hummppp excuse me, the subject area.

Button

March 13th, 2012
1:59 pm

Leggs – he only said that to shut you down. Tit for tat.

Jake a.ka. Sweet Peeda Jeeda TWB

March 13th, 2012
2:00 pm

Swiss, you aren’t wrong per se, a lot of the mocha’s have that structure, with plenty of meat attached…

Leggs..we call that a Hanging Monkey…lol

Into the Light

March 13th, 2012
2:00 pm

I’m learning so much today…. :)

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
2:01 pm

Cel?

as far as the romp is concerned,yep,crazy is da bomb

but the woman carrying the crazy is crazier a lotta times…

so that’s a conundrum men are faced with.

Kinda like that chic Left Eye!!

Fiya pudy,that chic!

J-Ho bootey? Blah and cold.. Stick a finger in it and u like ,naw,he’ll naw :frown:

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
2:02 pm

BF – Don’t hurt cha self trying to heist your leg up on that so fast lol

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 13th, 2012
2:02 pm

disco

March 13th, 2012
2:05 pm

slim – whatcha trying to say? queen gone go in his grill? too funny. and not that we (y’all) are discussing gaps.

Jake a.ka. Sweet Peeda Jeeda TWB

March 13th, 2012
2:07 pm

Dr. Purp, thank you for the concurring research results.

Professor Fion, that observation will be duly noted, and cited as such.

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
2:09 pm

disco – Exactly ;-) Queen didn’t make it this far being Queen without gettin in his arse when he ack up. I’m sure they have a great “Checks & Balances” plan in place.

I’m learning so much today…

ITL – I hope you’re taking notes because ya neva know when we get that Pop Quiz ;-)

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 13th, 2012
2:09 pm

Slim1

Leggs knew she was in the presence of a bonafide wolf. I wouldn’t allow her to see my fangs. Just sniffing out the gap……..LOL

Jake a.ka. Sweet Peeda Jeeda TWB

March 13th, 2012
2:10 pm

BF…I’m done man, just having lil fun…

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
2:14 pm

BlackWolf – Now you know you can’t be talking like that all willy nilly. You gone make Ex knock his desk over. :lol:

Okay since yall tombout the female gap, what’s up with yall and that circular wet spot on the front of your pants after you exit the restroom? Sometimes you might have to throw an extra shake in there to ensure you get it all. That ain’t cute :shock:

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 13th, 2012
2:14 pm

Something about that gap, whether two finger or three it hollers out at a man.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 13th, 2012
2:14 pm

I meant “wolf”…….LOL

Fion

March 13th, 2012
2:15 pm

For all of you taking this lecture remotely via the Web, notes can be found in module #2.

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
2:23 pm

My my my, summon robin hood and all the merrymen show up

Fion

March 13th, 2012
2:23 pm

@Slim
It ain’t a whole lot to tell, sometime your weapon slips out of ya hand, hits the water and splashes on your pants.

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
2:24 pm

Prof Fion – Question: So are Beef Curtains a good thing, is it indication of extreme usuage or just a result of strangely formed cooter genes?

Jake a.ka. Sweet Peeda Jeeda TWB

March 13th, 2012
2:25 pm

Slim-now this spot you speak of, when it occurs it should be no more than the size of a shirt button, more times than not it comes from hand washing, when the water hits the bowl and jumps back at you….nothing you can do in some cases, unlike you guys we are not careful in the restroom and typically turn the sink ON when we reach for it, gets you sometime….but it will dry in 5-10min, no biggie

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
2:26 pm

sometime your weapon slips out of ya hand, hits the water and splashes on your pants</em.

OMG!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: Fion, um…was your father equestrian?

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 13th, 2012
2:27 pm

Hey there Cely:

Slim1 it’s physics we try to get it all out but there is always residue left behind.

Fion

March 13th, 2012
2:28 pm

@Slim
Well, I did say weapon.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 13th, 2012
2:29 pm

Right Jake, splash back from the sink is a culprit to.

Sassy Me..Juicy Fruit ;-)

March 13th, 2012
2:29 pm

Question: So are Beef Curtains a good thing, is it indication of extreme usuage

Extreme usage as well as child birth…one day last week one of my co-workers and I were talking about Michelle Duggar and the 19+ children she’s birthded….not gonna elaborate cause y’all thinking it already…

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
2:30 pm

Hey there Black foote wolf! I hear you howling today.

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
2:31 pm

Slim?

I don’t have circular wet spots coz I shake my boy pretty good.

If ur guy says shakes enough then u might wanna check if he circumcised coz that extra hanging skin holds back pee…

Don’t just be in that bad habit of diving in,headlong at speed without holding and admiring him first be4 he disappears in ur mouf! :lol: appreciate the sight of lil man! :lol:

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 13th, 2012
2:32 pm

Extreme usage……..LOL

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
2:34 pm

He shakes enough

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 13th, 2012
2:36 pm

LOL……@Ex

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
2:38 pm

Sassy – As soon as you said 19+ my mouth was already dropped open. Hellllll Naw! She probably needs curtain clips to keep the kids in there until it’s time for birthing.

Fion – The weapon reference reminds me of Full Metal Jacket…

Sarge: Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl’s name because this is the only puddy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary-Jane Rottencro tch through her pretty pink panties are over! You’re married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful!

Recruits: This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy…

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
2:39 pm

Fion – I’m just re-reading…You got it like that? That if you’re not holding it, it touches down in the water??? Daaaaaaang

Fion

March 13th, 2012
2:43 pm

@Slim
You got it. :) lol.

Velonese

March 13th, 2012
2:43 pm

” working, taking care of responsibilities” Done, but when it comes down to Conform or Enjoy life and have fun, I will always go with enjoying life. Now if I were to marry or have children I would defiantly step it up. But hey if you don’t like what you see, then find someone else, or Suck a fart out of my bum.

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
2:44 pm

Fion?
2:39 ‘u got it like that!’ @ Celise :shock:

clear ur calendar for Celisea :lol:

Fion

March 13th, 2012
2:45 pm

@Celisea
last week I was talkin’ to Exiled and you made about 2 or 3 cracks. I’ll tell you this, It’ll a thrashing you wouldn’t forget.

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
2:45 pm

@BF – nix nay on the gap!

“Leggs knew she was in the presence of a bonafide wolf. I wouldn’t allow her to see my fangs. Just sniffing out the gap……..LOL” Oh My! BF I saw the fangs in your eyes (sho did…LOL)

@Button ~ yep.

You would think Michelle Duggar’s innards would be mush by now, but apparently there’s still some elasticity to her sugar walls…has to be!!!

“That if you’re not holding it, it touches down in the water??? Daaaaaaang” – Ummmmm, are you related to Long Dong Silver.

I think I’m caught up now :wink:

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
2:45 pm

Ummm, MMeello, I can speak for myself and anything dragging the waters located a couple of feet below is a NO GO for me. That’s just brutal.

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
2:47 pm

Fion – Alright then…lol

No thrashing necessary. Like I said anythang dragging that low is brutal.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 13th, 2012
2:47 pm

All rise everybody out except Cely and Fion.

Fion

March 13th, 2012
2:48 pm

@Mello
She been dreamin’ bout me since I got on this blog. You ever notice how she goes out of her way to say something to me and get my attention, until I speak to her directly.

Sassy Me..Juicy Fruit ;-)

March 13th, 2012
2:48 pm

She probably needs curtain clips to keep the kids in there until it’s time for birthing.

:lol:

They’re really religious so the clips will have short bible verses on them… Do I have to go to the naughty corner for that? :oops:

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
2:50 pm

Blackfoote – Don’t make me jump the wall at you.

Fion – Ummm, okay if you say so. I guess stuff is getting lost in translation but okay….lololol And I’m still laughing. I don’t want to be mean or anything but I think your signals are getting crossed :)

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
2:51 pm

Fion – So when you’re about to get it on with the women, she braces herself and yells out, “RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!”

http://channelate.com/comics/2010-04-02-kraken.jpg

i'm swiss

March 13th, 2012
2:51 pm

Isn’t it obvious? That Duggard chick has to keep having kids ‘cos pushing one out is the only way she can feel anything down there anymore…. :lol:

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
2:52 pm

Yes, yes you do Sassy!

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 13th, 2012
2:52 pm

Leggs you wasn’t suppose to see that……..LOL

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
2:52 pm

NO GO??

Celisea?

Why,from a bad experience or u just timid? :lol:

I think if u get advice frm the other ladies,especially the slim ones,they will tell u a tactic u have to enforce when u handling a Big rig. :lol:

Fion

March 13th, 2012
2:53 pm

Hey, hey. It’s ok baby. No need for all that. Your secret is safe with me.

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
2:53 pm

Sassy – No you don’t have to go to the corner. Just read a few of those scriptures on your curtains i kid, i kid hehehehehe

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
2:54 pm

Awwww man, I thought the Duggard kids were all so cute :)

Fion

March 13th, 2012
2:55 pm

@Slim
Most dudes walk up to put it in. I put in, then walk up.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 13th, 2012
2:55 pm

Cely since Light got me a new badge I’m trying to uphold the law.

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
2:55 pm

Fion – Um, okay dude…really. :)

MMeello – Dude, TRUST ME, I don’t need no help or advice. I’m not just not into anything that’s going to mar and rupture organs and stuff.

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
2:56 pm

Fion man,look,if u reading some flow just handle ur bizz

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
2:57 pm

Fion – Ain’t gon like…I just burst out laughing at your 2:55…you men are funny.

Blackfoote – If you don’t start enforcing and upholding the law, Imma have to see to it that your badge if revoked. In a hurry please.

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
2:57 pm

lie not like…still laughing

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 13th, 2012
2:58 pm

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
2:59 pm

Fion – I guess you’re King Kong Dong in this piece then huh? I don’t think anybody can contend with that…dragging a couple of feet.

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
3:00 pm

Fion – You might wanna roll the slack up and move away. I’d hate for Cel to call you out for false adverstising. You know she’ll do it

Fion

March 13th, 2012
3:00 pm

@Celisea
That’s what it is all about. laugh have some fun. It really ain’t that serious.

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
3:01 pm

Slim – You got an even bigger laugh…that chips chick looked up…lol

I don’t find anything that can be deemed a weapon or cause debauchery appealing… :)

Fion

March 13th, 2012
3:02 pm

@Slim
Like boys say in the streets. “It ain’t trickin’ if you got it.”

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
3:02 pm

Fion – You got the laugh for the day…from me

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
3:04 pm

False advertising?

@Fion..if o were u,at the mention of that slight phrase,’false advertising’,I think I would handle thongs quietly,off blog.

Just make her close that talking mouf man’

Fion

March 13th, 2012
3:04 pm

Thanks for the laughs folks.

Oscar de la Renta.

Sassy Me..Juicy Fruit ;-)

March 13th, 2012
3:04 pm

she braces herself and yells out, “RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!”

:shock: :lol: :lol:

——————–flatline—————– need air…must get air

Slim…you and your CT ain’t funny…. :-)

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
3:07 pm

Whew….Lawd knows I needed a laugh today. Y’all are fuuunnneeee

Slim you’re a nut :)

cba

March 13th, 2012
3:13 pm

Reminds me of the Richard Pryor album back in the 70’s……two guys taking a leak from the bridge and one guy says, ” man that water is cold” and the other says,” yes and it deep too”

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
3:20 pm

you and your CT ain’t funny

Sassy – hehehehehe, yeah we just seemed to click from the first day we met

cba – :lol: Seems like the world of great comedians are shrinking…no one has the personality of Richard or even the old Eddie Murphy

cba

March 13th, 2012
3:27 pm

yeah Slim, Richard was definitely my favorite……no one comes close.
Well, Steve Harvey’s skit about his trip on Ex’s homeland is pretty good.

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
3:33 pm

cba – I’m not sure I heard that. I do like Kevin Hart a little. He seems to be everywhere nowadays

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
3:34 pm

Where is everybody? I hope Fion didn’t run them up outta here with his pet Anaconda.

Willie Dynamite

March 13th, 2012
3:36 pm

Afternoon folks,

What’s the word in here today? Too lazy to read so if one of you kind folks could provide a quick recap I’d be much obliged.

Sassy Me..Juicy Fruit ;-)

March 13th, 2012
3:43 pm

I hope Fion didn’t run them up outta here with his pet Anaconda.

I know right?!

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
3:46 pm

Pet Anaconda!

U wrong Slim,calling a valued and loved member of Fion family that. :lol:

as of his whereabouts,if ‘u know who ‘ don’t mutter something ,even a cough, maybe there is connection between them,but hopefully she not in danger.

Otherwise we may have to do a may day call

Resuscitation needed,strangulation going on

Anaconda on loose!

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
3:47 pm

Even Mello’s mouth was watering and hanging open

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
3:48 pm

MMeello – Kill that

Purple

March 13th, 2012
3:48 pm

my ding a ling my ding a ling…i like to play with my ding a ling!

i'm swiss

March 13th, 2012
3:49 pm

“What’s the word in here today?”

Willie D — Here’s a quick re-cap:

1) Slim has gas

2) Gaps are a very, very good thing.

3) Fion apparently has a gamma-ray enhanced, Incredible Bulk in his pants. Don’t make him h0rny. You won’t like him when he’s h0rny.

:lol:

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
3:50 pm

And Beef Curtains…again. That’s a recurring item for discussion

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
3:50 pm

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
3:51 pm

Pet Anaconda!

U wrong Slim,calling a valued and loved member of Fion family that – Now, that’s funny. That’s not his family, Ex, it’s a body part (lolol).

i'm swiss

March 13th, 2012
3:51 pm

You were right the first time, C. And yes, beef curtains. How could I forget? :lol:

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
3:53 pm

Leggs – To MMeello THAT is the family

Swiss :)

Willie Dynamite

March 13th, 2012
3:53 pm

Swiss- thanks

1.) What’s new. Hahaha
2.) Dayum I missed the GAP convo.
3.) No comment at all.

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
3:53 pm

Oh and NOTHING ON TOPIC….LOL

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
3:54 pm

:lol: :lol: My mistake. You’re absolutely right, Celisea!!!

Willie Dynamite

March 13th, 2012
3:57 pm

Oh I see, just about a normal day in here. Who brought up beef curtains? I’d bet Swiss’s last nut it was Slim.

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
3:58 pm

U are women!

a man is a man even with no eyes

Try that and see if a man is a man without his member

Try it! Ladies?
any other body part..no problem

Women?! :lol:

Purple

March 13th, 2012
3:59 pm

Willie, Slim was the last to nut?

Purple

March 13th, 2012
4:00 pm

It must suck to be a euncuh

i'm swiss

March 13th, 2012
4:03 pm

Willie — If that weren’t such a sure bet, I’d be pissed at you for wagering with my Lone Ranger. :lol:

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
4:04 pm

If you’rle an euncuh, I actually hope you’re good at sucking (lololol)..sorry, it was right there !!!

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
4:06 pm

I dunno MMelloo, maybe there’s something to your theory. Remember the dude named “missionary in the dark under the cover” or something like that said a woman’s nanny is her essence and without that she’s nothing. Rememeber him?

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
4:09 pm

Cel!

I second that! :lol:

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
4:10 pm

I wasn’t agreeing….that was some dude thinking along the same line as you. Just remembered him posting some bogus mess

i'm swiss

March 13th, 2012
4:10 pm

Willie D — Since it was such a sure bet, I really wish you had gone double or nothing. Help a MLB’er out, man! :lol:

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
4:10 pm

that’s was good Leggs!

nimble footed really 4:04!

I see now why u don’t like Viagra men

Nimbleness! :lol:

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
4:12 pm

According to #1, I am now being called a fart monster…

And i walk back in to see the guys huddled in the corner playing ball instead of dice…

Purp – I had to read that 3 times too because it sounded as if swiss’ last nut was with me. On no no no said the CT.

WD – You missed a pretty good slide show presentation. I think tomorrow we’ll get a chance to actually dissect one. Fion decided to back out as a volunteer. Oh, one more thing…when you wash your hands, does water happen to always splash in a perfect circle in your cro tch area? :lol:

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
4:13 pm

Off off topic: Any of yall know of some good furniture stores outside of the obvious ones like RTG, American Signature, Ashley, Haverty’s, Badcock (hehehehe)etc?

i'm swiss

March 13th, 2012
4:14 pm

Hey… I think I should be offended.

Willie Dynamite

March 13th, 2012
4:15 pm

Swiss -Hahaha my bad man. But technically I couldn’t go double or nothing. IJS

Sassy Me..Juicy Fruit ;-)

March 13th, 2012
4:16 pm

And Beef Curtains…again. That’s a recurring item for discussion

That and the roast beef sammich effect

Sassy Me..Juicy Fruit ;-)

March 13th, 2012
4:17 pm

Badcock

:lol:

Slim you on a roll like sh!t paper!

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
4:18 pm

i'm swiss

March 13th, 2012
4:19 pm

C’mon, Willie, we live in America, man. Since when has inability to pay off a bet stopped anyone from making said bet? :lol:

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
4:20 pm

@SlimUno ~ I remember PoppaG recomending Kolo Collection to me. See if it’s your taste.

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
4:22 pm

Slim..?

Queen and O went to Ramseys furniture on Covington

She is hooked on it coz she says their wood is genuine and they good on price.
This is the second time she gas bought from there.

Now my, Queen is a penny pincher with good taste so u know there is no compromise on quality!

U from Conyers so its familiar red neck kountry digs for u anyway!

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
4:23 pm

And really I can’t see a dude doing a chick after getting a good look at sagging lips. I would think that would be a turn off. But according to our blog, men have witnessed sagging lips.

I laugh during the discussion but I’m not believing sagging lips exist. No hanging like curtains.

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
4:23 pm

Queen and I
my bad

Purple

March 13th, 2012
4:23 pm

Slim does like genuine wood.

Into the Light

March 13th, 2012
4:25 pm

Dang…. I go to a meeting and come back to anacondas and beef curtains??

I’ll be in the corner, watching (but not close enough to get hit with anything)…….

@Slim: I hate that little pee circle.

i'm swiss

March 13th, 2012
4:27 pm

ITL — Do you have a gap and/or beef curtains?

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
4:28 pm

They confirmed it wasn’t a “pee” circle. They said it was water that splashed on the crotch area from washing their hands.

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
4:28 pm

@Slim: I hate that little pee circle. – haa haaa, not as much as the man coming out of the restroom back to the table (lol).

Leggs

March 13th, 2012
4:30 pm

Beef curtains, a/k/a pruny lips.

PEACE~

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
4:30 pm

I’m on the IPhone and it puts words in ma mouf sometimes

that 4:22!

Sassy Me..Juicy Fruit ;-)

March 13th, 2012
4:31 pm

Beef curtains, a/k/a pruny lips

——————flatline(again)——————-

Willie Dynamite

March 13th, 2012
4:32 pm

Swiss- you right my bad. Then again I don’t think you’d want a secondhand won in a bet ball. It would make for a good story though.

Mrs Swiss- um baby its something down there
Swiss- yeah baby, how you like it? Ya boy playing with a full set now.
Mrs – but baby one big as a tennis ball.
Swiss – don’t mind that baby, I won it on a side bet from some dude named Fion.
Mrs – but baby…..

Into the Light

March 13th, 2012
4:34 pm

They confirmed it wasn’t a “pee” circle. They said it was water that splashed on the crotch area from washing their hands.

Un-unh. I watch Dexter…I know about splatter evidence. That perfectly round circle is NOT the result of water splashing. LOL :lol: :lol:

LOL@Leggs. If it were me, I’d just stay in there until it dried. :)

Swiss – maybe. :lol:

Into the Light

March 13th, 2012
4:35 pm

:shock: So, if I understand this correctly, either Fion could be Mr. Ed’s stunt double, or he has the mumps. Is that about right?

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
4:36 pm

ITL – I think we all thought the same thing but it was sort of like, “oh, um okay” :)

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
4:37 pm

ITL – Yes…he’s working with at least 24 inches. He said if he doesn’t “hold it” while going, it’s going to make a HUGE splash in the water.

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
4:38 pm

Celisea?

licking on lips is a prep mechanism ad well as an equal opportunity thing.

Now from a technique view point if a woman has an open pit lipped vegay then u lick it for 5 minutes instead of ten..

u always want to make sure it’s firm and hugging when the shaft goes in

Any Questions?

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
4:39 pm

Alright folks, I’m out…night

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
4:39 pm

Leggs/Ex – I’m going to check these spots out and see what I come up with.

Purp – There is nothing like it. ;-)

cba

March 13th, 2012
4:39 pm

In the 8th grade, these two girls would wait outside the restroom and always point at the pee spot….. so I began to wear jeans ;-)

Sassy Me..Juicy Fruit ;-)

March 13th, 2012
4:40 pm

He said if he doesn’t “hold it” while going, it’s going to make a HUGE splash in the water.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
4:40 pm

MMeello – HUH? LOL I don’t know why you feel I need lessons. Dude, really? That’s all Imma say.

Bye

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
4:41 pm

Sassy – I can see that thing hitting the water…lol

cba – That’s for admitting it’s pee not soapy waters…lol

i'm swiss

March 13th, 2012
4:41 pm

:lol: Willie — What made losing lefty even more depressing, is that with the tumor in there, it was about the size of a tennis ball before I finally broke down & went to the doctor. :shock: Of course, it also had no feeling anymore. When you can thump your nut really hard & you don’t feel a thing, you know there’s a problem. :lol:

I have had doctors try sell me on a “prosthetic” nut, though. No sale. I’ve never met a chick who consider nuts to be all that aesthetic, no matter if there’s 1 or 2. Plus, with only one left, there’s no way I’m taking a chance on having anything artificial sitting right beside it. :lol:

(I hope you’ve all enjoyed these detailed insights into my crotch) :lol:

Celisea

March 13th, 2012
4:44 pm

There is nothing like it

You can say that again and again and again. As Mmeello says, nothing like feeling full :)

Night folks!

Into the Light

March 13th, 2012
4:46 pm

A huge splash!?!?!? :shock: I’d hate to be the guy next to him, getting all wet.

Awww, Swiss. I didn’t know about that. Glad you’re okay now. :)

Sassy Me..Juicy Fruit ;-)

March 13th, 2012
4:48 pm

(I hope you’ve all enjoyed these detailed insights into my crotch)

Yes the visual of your lone soldier hanging in there representin’ for his lost twin was …interesting :lol:

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
4:49 pm

Purp

Slim is a trooper..kinda chic Fion would need with that extra leg he got. :lol:

nothing like a Slim chic that can take a pounding then make u breakfast of bacon and eggs in the
morning as u catch extra hours of sleep

Into the Light

March 13th, 2012
4:49 pm

LOL. Why did I all of a sudden hear, “You ain’t representin’….you ain’t got no malt likka!!” in my head?!!? :oops:

Sassy Me..Juicy Fruit ;-)

March 13th, 2012
4:53 pm

Ciao blog familia!!

Exiled!

March 13th, 2012
4:56 pm

ITL… u ain’t representing!

I’m gon tell Fion u challenged him

Right? :lol:

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
4:57 pm

I FIGURED IT OUT FOLKS!

Fion’s wang hits the water because he pee’s sitting down and he had too much water in his commode :lol:

i'm swiss

March 13th, 2012
4:57 pm

Thanks, ITL. No worries, now — had a clean bill of health for over 13 years now. I’m strong like bull! :lol:

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
5:00 pm

swiss’ story just basically shows yall menfolk do not and will not go to the doctor unless it’s REALLY bad. Why did he wait till it got that big and that numb?

WLB – I think we need to start giving out free ball checks around her monthly

i'm swiss

March 13th, 2012
5:03 pm

Slim — For me, it was only partly my male dislike of the doctor. Mostly, it was the fact that I was in grad school and didn’t have health insurance. I didn’t want to document a pre-existing condition by going to the doctor before I could get coverage.

SlimUno

March 13th, 2012
5:07 pm

swiss – Ooohhhh, I see. Looks like you’re smarter than the rest of the fellas because of the one less nut. It’s sort of like a blind person having excellent hearing…or a deaf person having great eye sight. It all comes out in the wash lol

Nitey Nite all

Willie Dynamite

March 13th, 2012
5:09 pm

Slim- the sitting down part was out of bounds. Funny as heyal but still u get a flag for that.

Into the Light

March 13th, 2012
5:22 pm

Ex – I didn’t challenge anybody. I’m just saying he better register that thing with APD before he gets pulled over one night and doesn’t have a permit to carry a concealed deadly weapon. :)

Naso Livisi

March 13th, 2012
7:57 pm

Who wants to grow up. I feel that on http://www.YouHadMeAtHello.com you can act as old as you want to be.