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Dating: The Oh No, No List

Happy Friday! I am in great need of humor this week so I want to share this clip from NBC’s Parks and Recreation. It is funny…and kind of true!

The clip shows the character, Tom, talking about his Oh No, No list. If someone he is dating does anything on the list…it could result in an immediate breakup – harsh, but FUNNY.

Single people are notorious for having outrageous, ridiculous, – completely not based in reality, dating lists. We convince ourselves that some things just prove or disprove compatibility.

I can think of my top offenses to put on my Oh No, No lists but I will wait to read yours first. What quirky, totally unique things do you secretly judge dates on? Would you say Oh No, No to someone who hated jazz? Would it be an instant break up if they couldn’t use chopsticks?

Keep it light and fun. We can all act like “judgey jerks” at one time or another, may as well laugh about it!

By Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta Dating Blog

218 comments Add your comment

SlimUno

March 9th, 2012
10:08 am

disco – He just has that ‘Ain’t sheiit’ look about him.

What about folks that just look lame as heyal?

This is actually refreshing to be able to get out all the judgemental things we think to ourselves about but don’t necessarily say out loud.

Dude

March 9th, 2012
10:13 am

Button and Celisea…Y’all are all over guys that may have had unfortunate accidents in their life with the “uneven legs” and “big heel” comments. I was in a car accident 30 years ago and had a badly broken leg that didn’t heal correctly. The leg is now shorter han the other and I have to wear a lift on my shoe. Have a little sympathy for people that have had unfortunate accidents. I’m sure y’all are perfect though.

SlimUno

March 9th, 2012
10:13 am

PSA – Ladies, if I can see a camel toe on you and you’re wearing jeans then yo damn jeans are too tight and you’re probably not wearing drawers…LET THAT THANG BREEVE!

Now back to your regularly scheduled program

SlimUno

March 9th, 2012
10:14 am

Uh-oh, looks like this party is about to be a wrap…

disco

March 9th, 2012
10:14 am

well to keep thing interesting here’s a blog challenge – review the No No’s listed and own up to if you are any of them. I’ll go first.

missing teeth – had two wisdoms removed but I’m guessing that doesn’t count since they are in the back. I’m guessing we mean teeth missing right up front.

I will own rude. not that I think I’m rude but I’m a bit outspoken and abrasive which some might translate as rude.

M. (pronouced M dot)

March 9th, 2012
10:17 am

Good day…

My Oh No, No list is pretty simple but my top 3 are:

1. If a woman is dressing out of season (Sun dresses in the fall, boots in the summer, I just cant do it!)

2. Chipped fingernail or toe nail polish…I am sorry but I think this may be the grossest thing ever!
3. If she is to loud in public places…I can just feel the eyes peering on us!

disco

March 9th, 2012
10:18 am

dude – I went out with a guy that had a childhood issue that resulted in his legs not developing properly. one was visibly thinner than the other. I could ignore it when he wore pants but I found myself attempting to discourage him from wearing shorts. he wasn’t trying to hear it though. I thought that deformed leg looked just that – deformed. it didn’t make him any less of a man and it didn’t change my overall general opinion of him. I just wasn’t going to front like the leg wasn’t an issue to me.

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
10:19 am

Dude – I thought you said you was never coming back?

I wonder if the comment about joints bigger than limbs from yesterday can be added to your list? I didn’t say that one.

Button

March 9th, 2012
10:21 am

Dude sorry about your accident that left you with phyical challenges, but I was no way referring to birth defects or the such, I am referring to short men who wear lifts to appear taller than they actually are.

As far as missing teeth, I have my wisdoms out too @ disco

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
10:23 am

Mike P – I’m with you on the mixed season attire. I cannot stand boots and short sleeved shirts or winter clothes and summer shoes. I’m a police on that kind of stuff. I mean I get people sometimes wear what they have but don’t go mixing the seasons. Earlier this week there was a chick in the cafe that swore she was it and her man…lol He was buying her breakfast probably for a GOOOOD night the night before cause he was looking at her like she was scrumptous…lol Gon’ head buddy!

She had on a red sweater, white tee w/red writing, white jeans so tight if she leaned they’d pop, red belt and red boots…hot dang!!! And her “baby hair” slicked down. Buddy was proud of her. I ain’t knocking ‘em either.

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
10:26 am

Dude – I’m calling bs on your. Plenty of people have broken limbs that didn’t heal correctly. Usually it’s reset. You have that much of a misfortune that a few inches of leg went missing?

I’m not being insensitive. I think you picking a fight. Not today buddy.

Button

March 9th, 2012
10:30 am

Lllllllearning to love yourself……

disco

March 9th, 2012
10:31 am

celisea – and where I come from handicaps/disabilities do not make you exempt from getting clowned. heck, some of the “short bus” kids (yeah I said short bus) cracked harder jokes than the rest of us.

Leggs

March 9th, 2012
10:31 am

OMG, SlimUno….I am in tears and choking with laughter. That picture NAILS IT.

Dude

March 9th, 2012
10:37 am

Call bs all you want Celisea…The leg wasn’t reset because I had a spinal cord injury that was of greater concern than my leg was at the time. The leg was just put in traction and unfortunately the femur ended up shorter. And this is my first time to comment so it must have been a different Dude that said he was never coming back. I just picked that name.

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
10:37 am

disco – Where I came from they weren’t exempt either. I don’t think anyone though was trying to clown on the misfortunate. But the topic is asking about no nos and that’s a no no for me. Funny folks was clowing yesterday evening and I didn’t hear no complaints it was all giggles and laughs.

SlimUno

March 9th, 2012
10:37 am

C’mon folks, no fights today. It’s Friendly Fun Friday.

Sugar Daddy Ears YUCK

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
10:38 am

Okay Dude…you win :)

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
10:40 am

I know where we came from “joning” showed no mercy. Everybody was taken down…lol

Leggs

March 9th, 2012
10:41 am

WTH are Sugar Daddy Ears? I’m picturing Dumbo?

disco

March 9th, 2012
10:45 am

celisea – I remember calling a girl a trick baby back before I knew what a trick baby was. I got in trouble for it too.

oh and I don’t think anyone brought up man boobs. man boobs are a definite no no.

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
10:47 am

disco – That’s a first for me, what is that…trick baby?

Man Boobs are a no no no and no…lol

SlimUno

March 9th, 2012
10:47 am

Leggs – If you put a Qtip in that nasty azz ear and pulled it out, it would be so much wax on it, it would look like a sugar daddy :lol:

Button

March 9th, 2012
10:48 am

@ disco man boobs are a no no as well as men that wear tighty whities.

disco

March 9th, 2012
10:51 am

celisea – trick baby. child of prostitute and unnamed john.

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
10:51 am

Ohhhh trick baby…the baby of a woman pretty much known for tricking?? Ooooh you should have gotten a whipping for that one…lol

Leggs

March 9th, 2012
10:52 am

DAMN, SlimUno! You are a mess, but that was funny. Never heard of that (lololol).

Willie Dynamite

March 9th, 2012
10:54 am

Yall are tripping me out today. Please please keep it up. Judging by the lists so far I could be in the dating game and maybe just maybe be a draft pick. Yaayy for me.

My oh no list would definitely have LOUD women on it.

SlimUno

March 9th, 2012
10:57 am

Just hearing the word trick makes me feel like it’s a bad word…that word went in the same boat as Punk did when it came to getting slapped in the mouth by my mom is she ever heard us say that.

List: Cursing too much. You should be able to complete a few sentences at a time without having to throw a mofo, sh!t, damn, azz, etc in there

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
10:57 am

I’d add big ears with a pea head

SlimUno

March 9th, 2012
10:59 am

Leggs – I’ll never forget a dude in HS that had wax coming all the way out of his ear canal. If yo azz can’t clean your ears out, then why would I consider doing anything with you. Everyone knows neck & ear lobe kissing is a viable part of adult activities ;-)

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
11:05 am

And it’s funny too, you can be jiving and meshing with a dude and he does something that’s becomes a turn off in that instant. It’s not all physical attributes that will pull the brakes. Just something dumb or disrespectful or asinine. A dude with no basic manners is a total turn off.

SlimUno

March 9th, 2012
11:05 am

Oh No No: Your grown azz think it’s still cool to eay your boogers :shock:

Into the Light

March 9th, 2012
11:05 am

Have mercy. I’m scanning to catch up, and y’all have me cracking up!!!

I can’t believe it’s not butter teeth, scattered teeth, cold sores…anything wrong in the vicinity of the mouth is a no-no.

Sugar daddy ears?? GROSS!! I hope I never see that.

On the lazy eye thing, though…. I work with a woman who has one. I hate being in meetings with her, because I’m never certain if I’m looking at the correct eye….

Leggs, I’ll add heels pushed down or heels hanging out of shoes to the “unattractive things other women do” list.

Into the Light

March 9th, 2012
11:07 am

Oh, forgot to add a hairy back. Blech!!!!

Bluzgirl

March 9th, 2012
11:10 am

Speaking of ears…men who have a lot of hair coming out of their ears and nose! They make trimmers for that!!!

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
11:12 am

Speaking of lazy eye, I have an aunt that’s got one and my dad use to always always cut up with her and call her ug-mo….of course he always called everybody that. I always wondered though if he really meant it with her. My daddy was quick to call folks ugly or say “she ain’t got nothing back there to work with”…lol he’d be eating (if out to eat) and if a “pancake butt” sister brought his food he’d shake his head and say it. Or he’s favorite was she ain’t nothing to look at.

Now that’s cruel.

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
11:12 am

his not he’s

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
11:15 am

This ain’t a dating thing but I cannot CANNOT stand to hear a chick walking on what sounds like nails. Take those shoes to HeelQuick and have a tap put on. Why would you ruin a good a pair of shoes by not keeping them up??? And with a good suit at that…click click click.

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
11:19 am

tap, heel, or whatever they’re called. The little black piece attached to the heel.

Leggs

March 9th, 2012
11:27 am

I always thought they were called “lifts” Celisea??

Leggs

March 9th, 2012
11:28 am

Was up last night recording my child reciting her video so I can put it on YouTube. Trying to think outside the box in an attempt to get more votes. Now, I’m having trouble uploading the video. Sheesh.

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
11:29 am

Thanks Leggs…didn’t know the formal name.

Willie Dynamite

March 9th, 2012
11:30 am

I don’t know if its the shoes or what but that hurt foot walk when in heels is a total turn-off. You don’t have to walk like a model but dayum don’t walk like you have rocks in your shoes.

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
11:31 am

I don’t have to really do too much replacing but I remember being a kid and my mom going to the West End on Saturdays and taking all of our shoes, having a pair put on each. That way we could wear the shoes longer.

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
11:32 am

WillieD – LOL I saw a lady yesterday with a right sexy pair of pumps but she was scared to work it and bend her leggs and strut in those things.

Leggs

March 9th, 2012
11:34 am

If need be, I’ll take my shoes off before I do the “my feet are killing me” walk.

SlimUno

March 9th, 2012
11:42 am

We were talking about this very thing just yesterday at work. For some reason chicks come up here with the Eff me Pumps on but be walking like a train just got ran on them. The walk totally takes away from the sexy shoes..

Into the Light

March 9th, 2012
11:43 am

The “my feet are killing me” walk….LOL

Has everyone gone to lunch?

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
11:46 am

I’d rather cut my feet off than to have shoes too small. That’s third in line to child bearing and a toothache.