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Dating: The Oh No, No List

Happy Friday! I am in great need of humor this week so I want to share this clip from NBC’s Parks and Recreation. It is funny…and kind of true!

The clip shows the character, Tom, talking about his Oh No, No list. If someone he is dating does anything on the list…it could result in an immediate breakup – harsh, but FUNNY.

Single people are notorious for having outrageous, ridiculous, – completely not based in reality, dating lists. We convince ourselves that some things just prove or disprove compatibility.

I can think of my top offenses to put on my Oh No, No lists but I will wait to read yours first. What quirky, totally unique things do you secretly judge dates on? Would you say Oh No, No to someone who hated jazz? Would it be an instant break up if they couldn’t use chopsticks?

Keep it light and fun. We can all act like “judgey jerks” at one time or another, may as well laugh about it!

By Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta Dating Blog

218 comments Add your comment

Lily

March 9th, 2012
7:03 am

Let’s just say time would fail me to tell it all.

Ex-Mrs. FedEx

March 9th, 2012
7:15 am

No More “Back Door Deliveries” for this Girl with Any Man.

-

RETURN TO SENDER!

Audra

March 9th, 2012
8:49 am

Bad breath. Ick.

Michael

March 9th, 2012
8:51 am

“No More “Back Door Deliveries”

Bwaaaahaaa!

Michael

March 9th, 2012
8:54 am

I would have to say that being an Alabama fan is a characteristic that would be an automatic deal breaker.

Into the Light

March 9th, 2012
9:02 am

Good morning, all.

LOL@Michael. Being a Dawg girl, I automatically cross anybody who wears orange on Saturdays off the list. :)

I co-sign Audra’s bad breath, and would add poor table/telephone manners.

SlimUno

March 9th, 2012
9:08 am

WD – Would it kill ya to actually share something with us for once…you stated you want to read out Oh No No list firsts…as if you’re really going to tell us yours later? Riiggght…

Anyway, GOod morning

Button

March 9th, 2012
9:09 am

Bad breath
Body ordor
Missing finger esp the thumb or index
Wears a lift in his shoes
Wear suspenders
Bad table manners
Says “you know what I’m saying”
Spits when he talk

TGIF :>)

disco

March 9th, 2012
9:11 am

good morning. slim – not that you called diva out. button – not that you said missing fingers. y’all are already cutting up. a friend of mine recently went out for the first time with a guy she met on the internet. she said she would have been willing to overlook one of his two issues but she couldn’t cope with both of them together. the issues? he had scattered teeth AND a lazy eye. I laughed so hard when she was telling me about the encounter.

czBrat

March 9th, 2012
9:12 am

if you think it’s cute/cool/funny to publicly fume from either end, that’s a potential mate in my book.

hiyas!

Button

March 9th, 2012
9:17 am

Mohawk of any color
Wears his wallet chained to his pants
Tattoos on his neck written in chinese
Plaidlumberjack shirt
Stuttering

Button

March 9th, 2012
9:18 am

Oops meant plaid/lumberjack shirt

SlimUno

March 9th, 2012
9:19 am

disco – You just set the tone for the rest of the day HOLLERS :lol: :lol: Scattered teef :shock: :lol:

I don’t think i’ve ever sat and thought about having an Oh No No list but I know DIPPING aka chewing tobacco would be on the list EWWWWW

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
9:20 am

Let’s see:

uneven legs
sloppy
lisp
lazy
drunkard
stinky breath
BO
Gut
missing teeth

the obvious stuff:
liar

Button you’re on a roll…lol

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
9:21 am

Not “in tune” as in with woman or just don’t get it. I would probably though placed that under lazy.

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
9:22 am

mr. c

March 9th, 2012
9:23 am

tattoos with revealing clothes to show them off
run over shoes
clothes to tight or small
wigs and weaves
constantly on the phone
lanuage type used and ( too loud and too much)

disco

March 9th, 2012
9:25 am

celisea – ain’t button putting it all out there? slim – like I said it was just so funny. my girl said she didn’t know where to look.

celisea – and even worse than weed head – a daggone coke head. I was at a guy’s spot once years ago and some of his boys came over. he tried that “baby excuse us for a minute” line and then they went to basing. I was out that piece.

Button

March 9th, 2012
9:26 am

Wears white tub sock with dress shoes
A forest of hair on his chest/back and arms
Carries a tooth pick in his mouth 24/7

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
9:29 am

disco – lol…I like how Button is doing a cleansing…getting it all off and out there…lol

coke head – Girl, ain’t that the truth. My kid’s dad did it every so many months. Like he’d get a hankering for it. Do it a weekend, clean his nose and good to go another 6 months.

Leggs

March 9th, 2012
9:32 am

Good morning.

I immediately thought of Chilli (TLC) with her outlandish list. Where is she now…still single!

@Celisea ~ I see you popping off early this morning…uneven legs. That truly tickled me.

Missing teef
Continously dishelved appearance
Hernia looking gut
BO
Weed/crackhead

More to follow, need food.

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
9:33 am

Leggs – :)

The pair of shoes, one with a big heel. Ut uh, no can do.

Button

March 9th, 2012
9:35 am

Palms so rough it cuts my skin.
Visible Keloids

LeeH1

March 9th, 2012
9:36 am

No money.
No job.
No ability to support me.
Good-bye!

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 9th, 2012
9:36 am

Hey Light:

I’ve never made a list to realize what I want from a lover. I know in the digital era that is not the case for the majority.

Good Morning:

Button

March 9th, 2012
9:38 am

Bumps on the back of the neck
Fatback/rolls on the back of the neck
No neck

disco

March 9th, 2012
9:41 am

tattoos have made the list but ladies have you ever been hit on by the guy that has tattoos on his face? stars around the eyes and little teardrops rolling down his cheeks? and we’ve talked about bad breath and scattered teeth but have any of you come across those butter yellow teeth lately? what about dudes with funny shaped heads? you know the ones that need to grow dreads or something to hide all the lumps?

Bluzgirl

March 9th, 2012
9:43 am

JOBLESS!!! Been there, done that!

SlimUno

March 9th, 2012
9:43 am

Abusive
Stupid
Rude
Thug

Leggs

March 9th, 2012
9:44 am

Well, now that I’ve read, I see most of you nuts are cutting up early. Keep it coming, keep it coming.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 9th, 2012
9:45 am

LOL…….@Button

Slim1 I don’t if women do it but chewing tobacco would be on the list if I made one.

Button

March 9th, 2012
9:45 am

Yessss Disco! it scares the bejeebees out of me, I think the tear drops signifies how many people he has murdered or something like that. I have a co worker whose head is shaped like an upside down cone.

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
9:45 am

disco – I ain’t gonna lie, I amost said “buttered teeth”

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 9th, 2012
9:46 am

I don’t “know”

Leggs

March 9th, 2012
9:48 am

run over shoes – yep! On the woman’s end, how on Earth do women walk in heels that are crooked. I don’t know the word for it, but the heel is doing something funky. Amazed women don’t fall down when walking.

And me being a woman, I hate to see other women with their toes hanging over their shoes. Reminds me of a sloth…

Leggs

March 9th, 2012
9:49 am

@Button ~ I work with a guy who’s head looks EXACTLY like a light bulb…I kid you not.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 9th, 2012
9:51 am

LOL……@disco

Yellow and buttered teeth, suppose he said I just left the movie theatre and had lots of buttered popcorn.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 9th, 2012
9:52 am

disco:

I know still a no go…….LOL

Button

March 9th, 2012
9:53 am

LOL @ Leggs. I bet he always has a bright idea ( I couldn’t resist)

disco

March 9th, 2012
9:53 am

leggs –when my kid was little someone called him lightbulb head. not for having a funny shape though. they were clowning because he was light skinned. he was also called skittle head once. dude gone tell me my baby looked like a little yellow skittle. folks got jokes. and one more – someone said he looked like the fifth avenue peanut.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 9th, 2012
9:57 am

One shoe heel bigger than the other, Cely that’s just wrong…….LOL

Button

March 9th, 2012
9:58 am

I have a co worker whose a heavy breather even when he’s talking. Hips lips are cracked and peely.

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
9:59 am

Bad breath will impede intimacy…I’m talking bringing things to a screeching halt. I mean I get by the end of the day and after having had several meals/snacks or morning breath but everytime all the time? Noooo, no can do. Don’t know if it’s a stomach thing or bad teeth (in the back of your mouth thing) but that is SUCH a turn off.

SlimUno

March 9th, 2012
10:00 am

I’ve seen a dude with buttered teef and dudes with the brown teef too…looks like they have pieces of brown paper bags in their mouth.

Dudes with long fingernails
Guys with ponytails
Guys with braids and they are grown!
Gold Teef

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
10:00 am

Morning Blackfoote :)

Oh, I can take a dude that’s so heavy you can hear him breathing. Don’t know what it is about that but ut uh.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

March 9th, 2012
10:02 am

Judgement Day! I’m begining to like it.

disco

March 9th, 2012
10:03 am

you all know any folks that just plain look shifty? I don’t do guys that look shifty to me. they could be perfectly good people but I can’t get past that dirty, conniving, pimp-like look. case in point – the other day someone brought up dead presidents and cutty. I think that dude who plays cutty (Clifton powell) just looks no good. every role he has he looks like he ain’t about nothing.

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
10:03 am

Oh and dudes with ghetto language

Shawty
Yeen know?
dat’s what I’m saying
Whaddup
bout it bout it
fa real dough
bet

colloqialism is not the same as too lazy to talk/speak right.

Celisea

March 9th, 2012
10:04 am

whaz up meh lady

SlimUno

March 9th, 2012
10:05 am

And me being a woman, I hate to see other women with their toes hanging over their shoes. Reminds me of a sloth

OMG, Yall have me cracking up!!!!!!!! Leggs, you might have to spend at least 2 minutes in time out while I get myself together

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/20200000/sloth-funny-animal-humor-20257276-848-681.jpg