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Leave bad moves in 2011

Not much time left in 2011 and if I had my way, there are a few things I would like to see stay in the past. Let’s just say, if I could impose dating resolutions on other people, I could come up with a laundry list of offenses that need to stop:

Unsolicited dirty texts and pictures I know it is tempting to send a picture of your package but it is a risky move. Make sure the recipient has an actual interest in seeing you naked or hearing you talk dirty.

Tardiness. It is tacky when you keep your date waiting. Some things are unforeseeable, but constantly showing up late with no explanation is rude.

Cell phone fixation. If you can’t bring yourself to put your phone away for two hours, you are probably going to look like a teenager. Turn the ringer off and update your Facebook post-date.

Lying to get laid If you are telling lies, pretending to have feelings, or faking a relationship just to get laid, you are the epitome of lame. Don’t do it – especially not with an emotionally unstable person.

What things would you like to see retired in 2011? If you could suggest dating resolutions for people, what would they be?

P.S. Any exciting plans for New Year’s Eve?

By Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta Dating Blog

165 comments Add your comment

Celisea....no longer occupying the Ho

December 30th, 2011
11:41 am

The stuff (for me) was questionable…but not knocking it. I’m sure at some point some of this stuff is all processed at the same place.

Leggs - Had fun OTH...

December 30th, 2011
11:44 am

@BF ~ all my dinners are delicious. Truly. Menu is roast, yellow rice and gravy, blackeyed peas, yams, collards or cabbage and maybe mac n cheese.

Leggs - Had fun OTH...

December 30th, 2011
11:45 am

Meant they would BRING him luck and money….

Typing sprawled out on the couch is conducive to more typos than what I usually have (lol).

Leggs - Had fun OTH...

December 30th, 2011
11:47 am

@Celisea ~ no doubt we aren’t familiar with the brand name, but the product is the same if not better than our household name brands…trust. I have had just about everything in the store (minus the frozen processed items).

Celisea....no longer occupying the Ho

December 30th, 2011
11:51 am

Gotcha Leggs

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote Occupied The Ho Untill She Let Me Go

December 30th, 2011
11:59 am

Those dinners mentioned sounds great. Wonder do you put ham hocks in the cabbage or the peas?

cba

December 30th, 2011
12:12 pm

Don’t forget a side order of hog jowls for those dried black-eyed peas :lol:

SlimNu

December 30th, 2011
12:19 pm

I like cut up okra in my black-eyed peas.

Leggs – Are you doing your roast in a crockpot or oven?

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote Occupied The Ho Untill She Let Me Go

December 30th, 2011
12:27 pm

Whats happening cba, hope you and the wife had a great holiday.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote Occupied The Ho Untill She Let Me Go

December 30th, 2011
12:31 pm

Oh No, say it aint so. Woman uses her teen daughter to still chitlins from Kroger store. Then her friend uses her 2 and 6 year old nieces (what) to steal 12 lip sticks balms from a pharmacy.

Celisea....no longer occupying the Ho

December 30th, 2011
12:31 pm

Yes Blackfoote, it’s so. Nothing surprises me anymore.

Celisea....no longer occupying the Ho

December 30th, 2011
12:32 pm

Alright now…I’m ready to go. I’m getting work done…for real :)

cba

December 30th, 2011
12:35 pm

BF~ all good on this end, thanks for asking. Went to visit relatives in central GA, good to go back to the patch from which we came.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote Occupied The Ho Untill She Let Me Go

December 30th, 2011
12:36 pm

Just Wow, I need to stop being so naive. Folks are one upping against each other to see who can do the most stupidest crimes.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote Occupied The Ho Untill She Let Me Go

December 30th, 2011
12:40 pm

Slim1:

My favorite way is to start in the oven for outside crispness and flavor then drop it in the crock pot for tenderness.

Celisea....no longer occupying the Ho

December 30th, 2011
12:45 pm

Roast? Crockpot cooked in Lipton Onion Soup Mix.

Celisea....no longer occupying the Ho

December 30th, 2011
12:49 pm

I saw that hog jowls. A lady at my church that passed years ago cooked that just about every Sunday. She would sell dinner plates after church. Every plate had turkey necks and rice, fried chicken, hog jowls, collards or turnips, onions and cucumbers in vinegar (in a baggie), beets, 1 piece of corn bread, 1 biscuit and a slice of cake = $5.00…no lie. Those rectangular plates with several dented sections for different foods. My bother and I (I was about 14/15) would split a plate :) This was EVERY sunday. There would be a line of cars on her street after church. She’d scoot out early from church so she could start fixing plates….ahhhh yeah, the good ole days.

Celisea....no longer occupying the Ho

December 30th, 2011
12:51 pm

I wonder what happened to all our trolls that was hitting the blog EVERY morning venting and ranting and whining. Maybe Santa filled their stockings with babes.

cba

December 30th, 2011
12:56 pm

Celisea~ now that’s a serious plate of soooooooooul food and for 5 bucks…….long lost days

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote Occupied The Ho Untill She Let Me Go

December 30th, 2011
12:57 pm

Cely that Lipton soup mix sounds good, I’ve always used a beef or chicken broth I’ll try that mix next time out.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote Occupied The Ho Untill She Let Me Go

December 30th, 2011
12:59 pm

Those were the days to get that much food for 5 bucks.

SlimNu

December 30th, 2011
1:00 pm

I would prefer to do the crockpot but Mister doesn’t have one so I’ll have to do it in the oven. WACK

Celisea....no longer occupying the Ho

December 30th, 2011
1:01 pm

cba – Let me tell you, that was in the 80s so that was cheap. She was a little old lady. That’s how she paid her bills and stuff. She made a killing. Some of the older folk/”saints” would give her a little something extra. Talk about good eating. Every had cornbread so sweet it’s like cake almost? LOL

Blackfoote – Yeah, try it. I wouldn’t eat roast until a friend of mine mom let me try hers. I was busy saying “I don’t like roast” so she said the next time she cooked roast she would bring me some. Delish. I put potatoes in mine. Not carrots though. She did potatoes and carrots in hers.

Celisea....no longer occupying the Ho

December 30th, 2011
1:03 pm

Ever not every

Yessiree Blackfoote…good eating. If you got a plate by yourself you was bound to have leftovers. I’m serious. All of that one one plate. Food running over. She ALWAYS cooked like that though.

SlimNu

December 30th, 2011
1:17 pm

O/T Okay, I feel sort of bad but a coworker’s smell is offending me right now. I know she stays in a sort of old house in the woods but I think the smell of her house (like a stale, mildewy, old folks attic smell) mixed in with the scent of her cigarette smoking has me feeling queasy. It wasn’t that bad this morning but for whatever reason it got strong after she came back from lunch. I lit a candle at my desk but it is not helping at the moment. I think i’m going to be sick bleh :cry:

cba

December 30th, 2011
1:18 pm

Celisea~ my wife brought home some food from work yesterday and I mentioned you and how you don’t eat anyone food from work. The lady is from Grenada and she cooked rice, plantains and wings. I said do you trust this lady’s cooking because my wife has only been on this job since Aug.
I ate a fork full of rice and one wing.
I texted my wife around 9:30 and she said she was leaving work at noon because she was sick.
I said, OH, she said she got through the night and stuff was flowing from both ends . No, I didn’t hear a thing.

SlimNu

December 30th, 2011
1:23 pm

cba – ewwwwwww I hope everything came out alright lol

cba

December 30th, 2011
1:26 pm

She hasn’t made it home yet. Fortunately, she works at a hospital.

Celisea....no longer occupying the Ho

December 30th, 2011
1:31 pm

cba – Oh man, that’s awful. See that’s why you can’t be too careful. Had she not eaten it, we would know for certain if she was sick it wasn’t from someone else’s cooking. Man that’s bad. Too, sometime I believe people that have pets and other habits, sometimes their bodies become immune but if you’re body is not accustom to certain germs and stuff, you’re are sure to feel the effects. Tell her I hope she’s better soon.

Leggs - Had fun OTH...

December 30th, 2011
1:54 pm

Went and purchased my food items. I use smoked turkey necks in my greens and blackeyed peas. Most times I do my roast in the oven, if I happen upon a touch piece of meat (very rare), I will then drop in crockpot. Did it that way twice. Will have to try the lipton mix.

@cba ~ she found out the hard, painful way that you can’t eat anybody’s food from work. How you doing?

Leggs - Had fun OTH...

December 30th, 2011
1:57 pm

@SlimNu ~ because my hair caught on fire at work, candles are not allowed at work. I am now in the Administrative Manual. We were able to have bday candles on the cakes, but because of me, not anymore. It’s a running joke at work.

Voyeur

December 30th, 2011
2:06 pm

I just stumbled into this blog. Trying somehting new. What have I stumbled into?

Into the Light - A "Ho" No Mo

December 30th, 2011
2:10 pm

I’m glad to see y’all are still here!

I make roasts in the oven and the crockpot – just depends what kind of mood I’m in. My grandma always cooked them on the stove and they were fork tender and delicious!

Kym on the road.

December 30th, 2011
2:10 pm

Leggs I sent a link to your email. Would you please share with the rest of the class? Thank you.

Leggs - Had fun OTH...

December 30th, 2011
2:11 pm

You stumbled into fun. Most days insightful dialogue, some days pure d cutting up, other days wanting to punch someone lights out, but we go in neutral corners, lick our wounds and start over. That’s the gist of this site.

Leggs - Had fun OTH...

December 30th, 2011
2:14 pm

What makes a vibrator holy? Christian, Jewish, & Muslim entrepreneurs aunch ‘religious’ #sex toy shops thebea.st/v5bfg9

Into the Light - A "Ho" No Mo

December 30th, 2011
2:15 pm

Kym on the road.

December 30th, 2011
2:17 pm

Thanks I thought that was the silliest thin I read today. Kosher and Muslim Vibrators. Only in America

Celisea....no longer occupying the Ho

December 30th, 2011
2:23 pm

I tell you hitting “refresh” can bring all sort of surprises. Voyeur? Vibrators. Hey it’s Friday and anything goes…lol

Celisea....no longer occupying the Ho

December 30th, 2011
2:24 pm

And how about a manager covering for my manager said “Ooops almost forgot, ya’ll got the greenlight to shut it all the way down at 3:00″ Of course I got a client again (from yesterday) with wire issues so I’m lugging the laptop home…great

SlimNu

December 30th, 2011
2:26 pm

Leggs – Were you trying to blow out some candles when your hair caught on fire?

Leggs - Had fun OTH...

December 30th, 2011
2:28 pm

@ITL ~ how was The Dump?

Into the Light - A "Ho" No Mo

December 30th, 2011
2:31 pm

Leggs: I got busy with a project and didn’t get to go. My co-worker still went, though, and she said most of the stuff was still overpriced. :(

Into the Light - A "Ho" No Mo

December 30th, 2011
2:32 pm

I keep hoping they’ll let us go early, but so far, no announcement… Pooh!

Leggs - Had fun OTH...

December 30th, 2011
2:35 pm

No, I was in the mail room fixing myself a plate of food. There were two really tall beautiful white candles on the table. I had spritz in my hair and poof. BUT, more importantly, why did they have those lit candles in the mail room with all that paper. I had about 1/2 inch of hair left. The coke and lemonade they threw on me probably did damage as well (lol). Company paid for treatments for quite some time.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote Occupied The Ho Untill She Let Me Go

December 30th, 2011
2:35 pm

Y’all know next year when our regulars get back, they’re gonna be wondering what the hell do they mean with all this Ho stuff. This week to me has flown by, have had to leave my desk several times, tears of laughter have fallen it’s been a blast.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote Occupied The Ho Untill She Let Me Go

December 30th, 2011
2:37 pm

LOL…..@Leggs

Coke and lemonade what did that taste like?……LOL

Into the Light - A "Ho" No Mo

December 30th, 2011
2:38 pm

Dang, Leggs! I thought you meant you had singed your hair. I didn’t know you had a 5-alarm blaze going on. I’m glad you weren’t seriously injured.

It has been fun, BF! I think I’ll take the “Ho” subtitle off the moniker; I don’t want to give anyone the wrong idea! :lol:

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote Occupied The Ho Untill She Let Me Go

December 30th, 2011
2:41 pm

Coke got a new flavor out, Clemonade.

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote Occupied The Ho Untill She Let Me Go

December 30th, 2011
2:44 pm

LOL……@Light

Yours still bring the tears up, I haven’t caught my breath yet.