I know someone that married the person he was dating and the sex is bad. He is miserable……..

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I’ll take bad sex over a funky smelling beaver. You can improve your game, but stank is forever.

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It depends. I am a man so for a woman to be considered bad then she must be awful. I would let her know what I like and how I like it, if she doesn’t want to accomodate then she is history. If she does accomodate but is bad at it then I would work with her but I guess at my age if she doesn’t know how to please a man then she never will. LOL!

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This should be a great topic. World-class urban breeders Chantrelle, Taquanda, Lemonjello, and Sexxxxxydivvvvvva should have a blast posting on this topic. They certainly have the expertise…

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Hmmmm…. Interesting
Hard to answer, I have had stank before, and if they do nothing about it, and know about it they are gone.
If they just don’t know how to have sex, teach them, it should be fun for all. However breaking it to them that they suck at sex soo bad that you have to teach them what to do, that can be an ego killer, man or woman.

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Bad sex–dealbreaker from day 1. Good sex isn’t hard to do.

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I think that their are some more tactful ways to address that issue. Funny none the less but unless it’s love you may be lookin for a new gf if you say it like that.

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bad sex, and especially a bad kisser – is a dealbreaker. When I lived in chicago, I pushed like mad for 6 months for a date from this absolute midwestern cutie. She finally saw the light and we went on a lunch date that lasted for about 12 hours! We hit it off like no one I’d ever been out with. I finally got to give her a smooch on her sofa and her jaws snapped open like a bear trap!

her teeth were literally scraping the tops of my lips and I couldn’t get her to shut that gaping canyon to safe my life. I bailed out, claiming an early work schedule and ran for my life! deal BROKEN. About 6 months later I told one of her buddies… that episode still freaks me out 12 years later

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bad sex is like pizza…even bad pizza is still pizza.

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Anyone who says the only bad sex is no sex, needs to watch orgazmo (Trey Parker and Matt Stone movie) the portion I am talking about is when the giant fat girl that speaks like a man gets on top of Trey parker. Most of the time it isn’t a deal breaker, most problems can be fixed in bed and be fun in the process, not being great in bed can be a good thing too, if someone is inexperienced, then that can mean that she/he was waiting for the right person to give themselves to and that shouldn’t be looked down upon.

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Umm….well, heck YEAH! I’ve found that at my age )45) they either know how to they don’t WANT to know how. I don’t have the desire to “teach” a 35-45 yar old woman what to do in bed. There are small “preferences” that can be conveyed, but basically you either have it or you don’t. And besides, women seem to freak out if you suggest that she do things differently. In their world, that’s basically telling them that they aren’t any good the first time. Drama….. Sex is too much a part of a relationship to have it bad. People that think sex is overrated simply have never had it good or don’t CARE if they have it good or not. Where do you think all of these affairs and the Ashley madison website come from. People want to be satisfied in bed and it will rear it’s head sooner or later in the relationship.

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Bad overweight sex cannot be fixed! I will never date another overweight man again! You get tired of just making out because the other person is too fat for action. Also seeing fat sores while trying to perform oral fun is not attractive as well. I would rather become a nun…..

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no question it’s a deal breaker, especially if someone is looking to get married. bad sex before marriage usually translates into no sex during marriage……(since it pretty much means the person doesn’t care enough to figure out something that’s really pretty easy). life is too short for that.

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If you have serious second thoughts about anything, sex, etc, then it’s not the right match. All this stuff isn’t complicated. Things are either right or they aren’t. You’ll know its right, when its right…you won’t have to ‘think about it so much”.

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People say all the time that you will find your spouse attractive after years of marriage, wait until she gains 50 pounds and wants sex all the time. Not a happy situation, I love sex as much as the next guy, but you gotta draw a line somewhere saying that you gotta keep it spiced up. Old age, acceptable during marriage, massive weight gain, not. And to be clear, we are not talking post baby weight gain, just glutony.

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I didn’t know there was such thing as bad sex. Maybe you guys need to provide examples.

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You don’t finish in two pumps too? Oh well.

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Alcohol is the key to good sex. Roofies help, too.

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Is this the AJC or Cosmopolitan?

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all these fat a$$ women from Ala. Tenn.. in bikini’s… got to lose the weight girls… you can fanticize… but the fat won’t go away !!!!

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I was married to a man who was a TERRIBLE kisser for 21 years. I love him but I could never tell him how bad a kisser he was. I tried to tell him he was drowning me when we first started dating, but after that, I just avoided French kissing him.

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they get fat…. then they want YOU to take Viagra… still can’t get it up when she’s 200 lbs…

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I am with you Single…if she cannot curl my toes, she is gone in 60 seconds…

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Any minute now we’ll get some posters rambling on about how shallow we are, how we have one track minds, how we are too focused on sex and proclaim all of the “intagibles” about relationships, being grounded, being sweet, being your “soul mate”. News flash, those are good, too, and very necessary. But an exciting sexual relationship or at the very least a satisfactory sexual relationship is the gas in the car. It’s just not going to go anywhere without it.

Unless you don’t care one whit about it and in that case, you are on your own….literally.

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Women-Don’t be fooled, us guys are visual creatures, you stop taking care of your self all together, sex will stop!!!
Men-Any guy that disagrees with me is either fooling himself, or truly in love with the person, in which case sex will not matter.

Women-most guys want to be dominant, but that doesn’t mean that all you have to do is be fish, and kiss like a lizzard, it’s not sexy. Freak in the bed can be a nice change up, let your wild side out in bed.
Men-If you aint gonna last, slow it down, and don’t blow it, a minute man is not liked by women and for god sakes foreplay makes a huge difference, take your time.

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Unfortunately, there are women in this world that just aren’t experienced at doing certain things in the bedroom. They’ve only had sex in the most basic of ways and have NEVER pleasured their mate in other ways. It’s difficult to get them to try something never done, and continuing to ask and getting turned down only goes so far.

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Good morning. Wow, where all you newbies come from (lol)….Welcome, glad to hear from all of you.

Is bad sex a deal breaker. Ummmm, not necessarily. If you’re willing to converse with them about their lack of skill and also willing to teach, the relationship may be salvaged. If the person gets the stinky face because you’re telling them their skills need improvement, THEN it’s time to end the already doomed relationship (lol).

I’m with the person that said a bad kisser can be a deal breaker. I love to kiss so, that’s a must.

Dang, it’s 8:47 and almost 2 pages. WOW.

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shaboo – How can you go 21 years without telling him he is a bad kisser? It’s kind of like faking an orgasm and then wondering why the guy is never able to satisfy you after that – because he thinks he knows what to do.

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I agree with (poster) George Orwell – get the woman in the bath and tell her how much of a turn-on it is that you do that together (prepare for many baths). Or, tell her that you want to make sure you are always ready for her by prepping as needed.

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Women are NOT the only people to get fat… Men get fat too! It sucks to have to hold up a extra layer of stomach or have their big belly resting on your back…..

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@Leggs
Yes, it got to the point that sex was about once a month after speaking with her about it numerous time. Wasn’t like that in the beginning, after years of marriage things changed and her hygiene went to hell.

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@Leggs
Strangely though, she was always clean shaven, but the smell was really over powering and I could never get mine or stay arroused because of it, I was very unhappy, and I am glad I am divorced now.

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@Leggs
BTW very obvious hints didn’t work, I tried to salvage it, sex in the shower was more common then, doing P90X 6 days a week, and taking a shower directly afterwards didn’t work, buying her perfume, and saying I like a girl that smells good didn’t work, I really tried!!!

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WOW, Matt!

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This topic is something I have been dealing with for a long time. I have been married to my wife for four years. We have been together for seven years. We didn’t have sex until marriage upon her request. Over the past four years our sex life has been awful. Sex at first hurt for her. That problem went away after a year or so. Now there is still some pain but she gets zero pleasure from anything I do to her. She lays there lifeless and does zero to participate during sex.

I love her so much but this is killing me. Everything else in our relationship is great except for this. I have talked with her to see what I/we can do to help the situation. She doesn’t seem like she wants to help the situation. I have talked with her about divorce. She gets upset about it but she still doesn’t do anything to aid the situation. I don’t want to divorce but I am afraid I might have to as I am miserable. I don’t think I am being unreasonable as I have tried so many things (except therapy, she refuses) to help the situation along.

Any thoughts or suggestions?

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Um…wooooow. Good to see some new faces but it take me a little off guard…Now let me try to catch up since we’re already at page 2 and it’s only 9:15

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@Christopher ~ I am so sorry to read that post. You dated her 3 years before marrying her and never had sex. That’s commendable. I’m going to “assume” she was a virgin when you married. Clearly, there is something wrong with you mentally and emotionally. She’s been scarred somewhere in her life and should seek therapy. If she keeps refusing, then to me she’s saying her marriage isn’t worth saving. There has to be something going on for any woman to simply lay in bed lifeless during sex. I urge you to continue to speak with her and ask what happened in her childhood to have her so against sex? Have you asked her that?

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Matt – She may have had a chemical imbalance or either a bacterial infection.

I would not automatically ax a dude who didn’t perform like Dirk Diggler off top. Sometimes it’s just a matter of comfort and getting to know what the other person likes. Sex is not a ONE-SIZE-FITS ALL type deal. What works on one person may not work on someone else.

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Here are a few suggestions: use a vibrator, use some oil, use some lube, massage her for a long time before you try to slip the willy in, try dining at the Y, watch porn with her, get her drunk, try the “shocker” (if it doesn’t work, it will still be funny to watch her reaction).

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@Christopher lmao 2 in the coot one in the boot.

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You have a friend named ‘Lance’ (really?!) who dumped a girl because ‘her bedroom skills were lacking’ (what?!) and then he ‘whines’ to you about it? Is this a joke or something? I could make up a punchline. Let’s have a punchline contest.

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@Leggs you are so funny!!! Keep the cootie clean… LOLOL I have an ex boyfriend like that. We still live together and have to share a bed and he is as stanky as they come. He says he showers but I don’t know what he does in the shower…. I just can’t imagine how long I had to put my face down there… not anymore!!! @Christopher I feel your pain…. It’s better to divorce and move on.. especially since she doesn’t want to help herself. You are a very patient man….

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Good to great sex makes many of the little things in a relationship seem not so bad. Bad sex makes the same intolerable.

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Quick story:

I once, unknowingly, dated a then former “dancer.”

It didn’t take us long progress our relationship to the physically intimate level. MAN, she was doing all types of flip-flop-transforming-tricks in the bed. I was visually amazed and physically over-simulated; and thought to myself — JACKPOT!!!

One morning after spending the night. She calmly told me was terrible in bed. Oh, I was CRUSHED! And so EMBARRASSED!

I told her, what did you expect? I was effectively a virgin because I hadn’t engaged in sexually in over 5 years and had only one previous partner for a short period of time to speak of.

She gave me assignment; told me go home and study some flicks (what girlfriend does that) and seek advise from some of my more experienced friends.

Putting my pride and ego aside, I did. And commenced to put it on dat #*% the next time!!! …Or so I thought, hell, I’m still uncertain to this day — that was almost 7 years ago.

I know its every man’s dream to date a dancer, but they are seemingly always one step ahead of you (not a good feeling, at least for me it wasn’t).

The crazy thing about was…..I MET HER AT CHURCH!!!!!!!!!!

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Matt is a wise man. He knows what he’s talking about. Hillary and Michelle O love it when I do that trick.

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@Bill
Thanks dude lol

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@Skanky ~ your post almost got passed me. You have an “ex boyfriend” who you still live with and sleep in the same bed with. What, you guys live in a one bedroom apartment?

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at the end of the day, it’s not our place to judge what is an acceptable grounds for divorce – if Christopher wants to leave his wife because she is not making ANY effort to please him sexually, then he is well within his right to do so. I would never buy the whole cake without tasting a piece first!!

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@SlimNu.

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Good morning! how will a partner know what turns you on if you don’t tell? With se x you have to tell your partner which position and move ignits your fire, makes you moan in ecstacy. That’s what I do. He/she have no idea of what to do UNLES you say so. If not, then you will have a case of bad se x.

A woman who experience dryness or need vag reguvination (kegal) or a guy who experinces ED could prove bad se x but is that bad se x of malfunctions? and those things can be remedied.

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@Celisea- I have been romantic, intimate, and have done just about everything I know how to do. All of her friends tell her how lucky she is to have a guy like me to do all these romantic, intimate things with her. I feel like nothing I do gets a response other than cuddling/massaging. I want that freak to come out just a little bit in her but when you don’t get any response it is hard. I totally understand that she will never be a porn star sex maniac. I have never had her once in 4 years tell me that she wanted sex.

@abc- I completely understand what you are saying. The divorce issue is something that I have been battling for a long time. Is it really fair to divorce someone because of this issue. Becoming disabled after being married or being disabled knowing it going into a marriage is one thing. Not knowing about something until after you are already married is a little different. I do have to think about my needs and how happy I will be with her for the rest of my life. She knows this is an issue that bothers me. I am not sure how to make it stop bothering me.

I guess the real issue is that she doesn’t do anything to help the situation along. If I knew she was putting forth a constant effort to help our sexual relationship than I would be a whole lot more understanding. By her not doing anything to fix the problem is where I have the problem. If I was disabled I would do everything I could to figure out how I could make things work sexually for us. I would go see doctors, therapists, take pills, read anything I could find online to help things along. I hope you can see where I am coming from this as I do agree and disagree with your point.

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@Leggs We have a 3 bedroom house but, one bed. I am trying to help him find a bed now so I can get my freedom back. He doesn’t want to leave though…..

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@Christoper ~ “Not knowing about something until after you are already married is a little different.” To be honest, that’s a chance you take when you don’t sample before marriage. That was something you willingly signed up for. How you didn’t glean some of her sex issues during your 3 years of courtship is baffling to me. Didn’t you guys talk about sex? Did you not pay attention to her responses, if she frowned at certain things you brought up????

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Leggs – Press Ctrl/Alt/Delete simultaneously. Click on Task Manager. Click on Applications. You should see what’s running. Highlight what you don’t recognize or what you did not start yourself, then click ‘end application’, that should do it.

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@Skanky ~ so you’re going to help him find a bed for one of the other bedrooms? I realize some ex’s do live together to help out financially, but is this cramping either of you dating others? Or is dating not part of either of your lives right now? For me, your story is just as interesting as Christopher’s.

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@Matt ~ now, I’m laughing at you. SllimNu wasn’t alluding to her sex life becoming stale. Her saying “yup, she’s scared” was a jokey joke between the two of them. She went back and bought the lube (LOLOLOL) and will surprise him with it along with the Altoid Mints she slipped in her purse. I’m really cracking up now….

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Leggs –

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Ummm, foreplay went “decently” well is a red flag (at least for me). Decently well doesn’t sound good.

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@ decent foreplay. Now mindblowing a better choice word

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I’m still laughing at you Leggs

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Christopher – I’m not going to knock you going along with abstinence until marriage. It’s honorable and the right thing to do Now, ask her….point blank “what’s the problem?” Ask her if it’s you, what about it she don’t like, specifically if it’s stroking or sticking or deep thrusts, if it’s too wet, if you’re too much or too little…I mean break it down and get rid of those inhibitions. Make her c@m without inserting. When you’re doing handplay, make her join in (place her hand with yours) with you. That will get rid of her not wanting to M for you. Not to get too personal but have you performed oral? If you haven’t mayne what are you waiting on??? Go down on her and do it too her several times. This is just me but don’t have her reciprocate early on. Get her to liking loving it first and once she becomes accustom and want want want that, then move in for reciprocating. Take baths together.

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@Leggs I am looking on Craigslist as we speak to find him another mattress. He wants to marry me and live forever happily but, I do not feel the same way. This relationship has drained me to the point that I WANT to be single forever and I don’t care if I ever have sex again. I haven’t though about dating but, if it will make him leave my bed quicker I will hire an escort and bring him and maybe then he will get a clue. I hate to be a B but living with him is a nightmare!!! We are stuck in a lease but he could move if he wanted to because I will be more than happy to find a roommate. He just thinks I am going to change my mind and come back to him. It ain’t happening!!

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@kimmie ~ yes ma’am dudes stink too. I once had to stop my particular activity and ask him to go and wash up again. Yep, sho did. No feelings hurt because stink is stank and I ain’t continuing….

@SlimNu ~ the visualization has me laughing. Both of you walk back to car, you immediately tell him you forgot something and run back in the store quickly buying the His/Her lube and noticing the Altoid Mints on the candy case and adding them to your purchase. You put them in your bag so he doesn’t see them, but goes back to the car with a target bag showing him the pair of panties you just purchased. Ok, I’ll sit in the corner just this once for a few seconds…one, two, three.

Ok, I’m back.

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Good morning!

@Christpher? U may have married somebody who likes the being married but doesn’t like the obligations of marriage.

Some females are like that.

If u luv her but don’t want to divorce her for that and after all else has probably failed,you are going to be inventive and find a solution outside of our advice here on the blog.
It’s between u and God.

Good luck.

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likes the idea of being married

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@Skanky ~ DAMN! When my divorce was final, my ex wouldn’t leave. I was in a miserable situation. My ex living down the hall from me. WTH!!! I thought a lot about the show SNAPPED. It was a recipe for disaster and I was on my P’s and Q’s ALL THE TIME. I wasn’t concerned about bringing a date home because that wasn’t going to happen. I had no intention of smelling dirt six feet under (well guess I really wouldn’t be smelling anything). Anyway, he eventually found his own apartment.

You are putting your life on hold because your ex is wanting to marry you and hoping you change your mind. Girl, please, get out of that situation. Don’t let that man bring you down. Hell, he should be looking for his own darn mattress. Wait, he already has one…yours! I kind of figured your story was the way you just laid it out.

Time for you to get back to YOU. It feels really, really, really GOOD! I wish you all the best.

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@Skanky ~ during that time, I was on this blog leaving at the end of the day saying “Stay Alert and Stay Aware.” I was talking to everyone, but mostly talking to myself.

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Lance could be the problem.

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Bad sex, what is that? If there is a speed bump take the time and smooth it out. If you are having bad sex that means you are not that good yourself and have no influence over your sexual partner. Stiil no reason to leave someone you love.

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@LEGGS Oh you hit this on the head!! I was watching Snapped last night and the ex was lying beside me making crazy comments and getting on my nerves. It made me realize why some women snap! He must have seen my look because all of sudden he got quiet. Then he asked me if I ever thought about hurting him like the ladies on SNAPPED. I told him I have my moments. I didn’t hear a peep out of him for the rest of the night. I am just over the whole situation. He is a clinger… and a mama’s boy. I don’t know if I am ever going to escape him. I am not trying to make escuses for him either. He is just lazy and sorry. Can’t do anything for himself. I feel stupid for wasting my time on him….

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SlimNu – I finished. Even Hung in til she finished as well. Just never went back. Was’nt bad though. Cute as she could be. But it was cold blooded, everybody’s gonna die, the end is near, book of revelation STANK! Wow.

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Speaking of funk…a friend of mine and myself used to call this one dude Stank Balls. We never knew if his balls actually smelled bad but he just looked like he had smelly balls. I know this is wrong but we were young, dumb and full of senseless thoughts lol

O/T: So i’m out with some friends for a birthday celebration at a local club. I’m standing there getting my sippy sip on and dancing where I stood. You know how crowded spots can get so it’s no thing for a person to have to make bodily contact with you while trying to maneuver through the sea of people. Anyway, I notice this one guy sort of closely behind me but I chuck it up as the normal deal…so as I continued to dance where I stood, I began to feel something on my rear. I’m like, I know this dude is not trying to lean into me just to rub his wang on me. So I slowly move over slightly not to be in front of him. Time goes on and I feel it again. I turn around and he’s looking straight ahead as if nothing is going on. I move again….again I feel it but it feels like it’s OUT. So I just move over by the bar completely away from him. Fast forward to my friend is now standing and dancing. Her is buddy behind her. She turns rapidly towards me with a confused look on her face. I said, “did you just feel like buddy just rubbed his weiner on your butt?” She was like, yeah and it felt like his pe nis was OUT!

Come on dudes….is it that bad where you have to wait to get to a club for cheap thrills?!!!

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0h snap, the music is back and louder. WTH is going on and why ME!!!!

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“Commendable?” “The right thing to do?” Um… why, exactly?

C’mon Swiss – Not some but me…I said it

Frankly you don’t believe in the big dude, big Kahuna that said it so no point in me explaining my stance…right?

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If passionate, highly-sparked intimacy is an important component of the bonding process for you, then yes, it’s a deal breaker!! There are some things you can’t teach, and the kind of hunger that some have to devour and please in the bedroom is one of them.

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Okay, I keep skipping over folks talking about funk but why is that still coming up? LOL I mean seriously who does that? If you can talk about it, makes me think you endured. A stankin’ woman is a nasty woman. If it’s due to some type of non STD related issue, then she’s lazy. Too lazy to get check out. I haven’t heard though of a condition that will bring the funk. But that’s just me.

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Wow, the comments have interesting this morning. Let me see what I can sum up. Someone said their ladies’ coodie stank. That’s nasty and if it was “over powering” then that stank was coming from deep within. That’s what we have the OBGYN docs. Time to go.

Christopher is really trying. I had a male friend that was in a similar situation. His problem was the size of his tool. It was like a third leg. His ex-wife couldn’t handle it at all. She had coodie problems (fibroids and some other things) that caused it to be extremely painful. They tried to work it out, but the lack of sex turned into resentment and ultimately lead to a divorce.

I think Celisea said sex is best when your with someone special. I agree. For me, that is the only time I can let loose. I can’t just open up and do whatever with just any ol body.

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OMG I am dying laughing this morning!!!! SlimNu was dancing with a Wang….

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oneofeach4me – Sounds like a hole in the wall, where you & your sisters went.

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oneofeach4me – Oh heyal naw….

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@Amia?

So ur male friend’s wife only realized after they got married that his was super size?

is this another one that got to hit it only after the marriage?

we experiencing a lot of male buyer’s remorse today aren’t we.

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@Reio ~ Not a whole in the wall, but a little small and local yes. It was one of those trips to the club after having a few drinks at the pool hall and needing to dance it off.

@Slim ~ my sentiments EXACTLY!!

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I said “commendable,” and meant it. For a man go court for 3 years and not have sex is more than commendable. I would think that’s hard to find these days.

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@Celisea!

speaking of funkiness

back in the day one of my best friends was hitting a chic from the back. She was a Big girl
He’s doing his thang,flexing and flexing then decides to switch it a lil bit and pulls it out.

Lo and behold,a sod of dudu was hanging on the tip of the Johnson
Eeeeeeew!

Big girls need some lil extra effort to really make sure all the crevices are wiped clean

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@Exiled
Thank you, I was about to go to lunch after checking this one time more,I have lost my appetite.

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Exiled! – I’m assuming your friend told you this. You were’nt there to witness it yourself. It’s a crap shoot sometimes.

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Night out continued – So we move into another room of the spot we were in. We’re all together sort of sipping, dancing, talking etc. This guy tries to put his hand around my waist as I’m dancing so I politely move. He keeps trying to put his hand around my waist and pull me to him so whip around and say, “Will you PLEASE STOP EFFING TOUCHING ME!” Folks are looking and I go back to my friends. Next thing I feel is beer being poured on the back of my shirt. I turn around and it’s the same guy there standing facing the bar as if he had no idea anything happened. I grab his arm and point my finger into his chest and was like’ You bas tard just poured your beer on me!..why the eff did you do that?!” He tries to play the role of he doesn’t know what i’m talking about and denying it. So I punched him in his chest and say you know damn well you just did that. He asked me why he would do such a thing and I told him because You’re an Idiot. I was like, you just bought that beer and it’s all fuzzed up because you poured it on my you dumbazz. So my friends and his friend come over there between us. He has the nerve to say I don’t know who i’m messing with. I said, YOU don’t know who you’re messing with but clearly you’re the idiot ass hole in this scenario. I left at that point.

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@Reio ~ I have SYMANTEC.

@one ~ what club were you dancing in that that was even possible.

BB in a few. I’m home playing hookey and decided to bring lunch to my child. Sometimes we all need a break from cafeteria school food (lol)

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@Exiled eewwwwww! did he even use a condo m?

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@Exiled! I am crying over here!!! OMG….. That is just gross. Maybe she can’t wipe back there because of her size……

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@Leggs ~ it’s not like it was noticeable as in “all out in the open”. He had his hands in his pants and was looking off as though he wasn’t doing anything and he was standing behind a bar that is next to the dancefloor.

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Wiping is a big deal coz I use lots if tissue myself just to make sure.

A Big girl gotta do more to completely clean and reach the hidden parts coz of the flabby parts.

It’s hard to sex a Big girl

@Button,I’m sure he did!

Naaaaasty!

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Leggs – Go to the COMODO dot com websight. Download the free antivirus. Install, run a scan, and I’ll bet you it will flag this program and stop it. Works well with SYMANTEC or any others.

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And was this a religion related decision?

Maybe you answered these questions earlier…if so, I apologize for skimming.

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This conversation is gross.

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Okay…I see that she refuses counseling…and that she was a virgin.

Is she/are you religious?

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The lower intestines is where that stuff stays until you push it out. Maybe your friend entered that area while thrusting once or twice, and pulled out some bad stuff.

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Please folks, can we move away from the nasty???

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Christopher — Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t trying to throw you under the bus for waiting until marriage. And I certainly don’t think you did anything wrong by waiting. The point I was trying to make had more to do with this puritanical notion that waiting until marriage is, by definition, the best course of action, and that doing otherwise is somehow less moral.

Personally, I would find it to be more honorable to be able to actually honor your vows — even if that means you had sex before committing to those vows — than to make the vows blindly and then not be able to honor them. Again, I’m speaking more about the cultural perceptions here, not trying to pick on you specifically.

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This conversation is priceless. I can’t wait until I get back to the White House. Watch out, Michelle! Whooohoooo. Gonna hit that thang tonight. I hope she’s cleaned up…

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Sex is about 5th down the list, I can’t live without the things above it but if push came to shove I could live without sex

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Purp – What’s top on your list?

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@Purp
Sex is very important at first, we absolutely need the passion to go along with your love. Sex is not as important later, especially if you are a guy, I say that because a guys labido isn’t as high as it was when he was 18, let’s be serious, however a woman’s sexual peak is at 30, huge difference.

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Honesty,
Selfless
Sense of humor
Healthy(physically fit)
Family Oriented
Compatible Sexually with each other.

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C — Actually, I think it would be pretty foolish to get married without discussing each and every one of the items you listed in great detail. Now, clearly, people can & do lie, so one or the other could misrepresent their true feelings on some issues in order to “sell” themselves, but hopefully you’d know your prospective mate well enough to know if he/she was being disingenuous.

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No such thing as bad sex, it’s more like bad compatability. IMO

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Matt I think it’s because people are used to “microwave” lifestyle or Burger King lifestyle. They want it their way and they want it quick.

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No she just stopped caring, she wanted everything, she wanted me to be in shape, but not her, she wanted to spend money but not make it, she wanted me to be clean and not her, way too many double standards. Sex got progressively worse, as she stopped caring about my desires and only about her own.

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Well folks, my phone died (yah) and I’m back to the Blackberry…aaaah! I felt so naked and lost without my cell phone this weekend. AT&T should be shot for celling (the phone I had) and me for leaving the Blackberry for that piece of trash. No longer it’s no longer carried. To think they wanted $379.00 when it first came out. Not!!! It’s the simple things in life ain’t it.

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selling selling selling…not celling…lol

Swiss – I agree

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I am sure there is someone better for my ex than I was, I can only overlook so much.

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Like I said, it wasn’t like that in the beginning, she stopped caring

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Now Imma be real and say if I married an untried dude and he was yea big, we got reeeeallll problems. LOL

I will never forget being about 17 and on the the bus (Marta) with about 3 or 4 friends and a dude came to the back where we were sitting. I sat across from one of my friends and he sat next to her. She motioned for me to look down and what did my virgin eyes see??? OMGosh, I thought I would passout. I felt sick and nauseated. This dude had one where the length went about midway of his thigh. LOL Don’t know if that was some stunt but Celisea went to the front of the bus…LOL

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And I gather not erect.

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C-
For future reference talking about giant C-_- 3 posts in a row kills the conversation.

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Sorry Purp

Matt – You ain’t been here long enough to make calls…LOL Just read along

Thanks Swiss – I’m over it

Sorry Purp

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Just because i’m eating at my desk does not mean i’m open to hear you go on and on and on about something that can wait until i’m done eating. just sayin

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@Reio ~ thanks. I’m going to download it.

@SlimNu ~ true story. Stopped off at Publix to pick up pork chops for dinner tonight. I look at the guy next to me and notice he only has 2 tin cans of Altoids. I laughed out loud and he laughed. He then says “you know the inside joke about these?” but I recover quickly and say “possibly” laughing all the way out the door. I will never look at Altoids the same.

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@SexyC ~ I’m watching. Love that show.

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Don’t watch the amazing race, but survivor rocks!!!

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@SexyC ~ I thought so too re dropping the passport. It was too convenient that those 2 guys got to the airport in time for them to get on the flight and still be in the race.

I too like the older couple. They just have to get their mo jo going. Why they didn’t think the jumbo screen held a clue made me laugh. The blond not memorizing the phrase was hysterical as well. But, it was a long phrase (lol).

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I hope the going on and on wasn’t for me. Shoot, my posts paled in comparison or I should say pale in comparison to anything MELLO posts. Just saying

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@SlimNu ~ since I’m home, dinner should be ready by 6:30. Baked pork chops in cream of mushroom soup, cabbage, broccoli and cornbread. Oh, don’t forget the red kool-aid (lol).

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SCool – I’m watching it. I agree the passport thing was a setup to add drama. It’s a good enough show on it’s own. Why do the producers feel they have to add drama to get ratings?

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Oooooh, Not the red kool aid…Dayum, dat’s the shizznit right derrr!!! I cannot even begin to tell you the last time I had some koolaid. lol

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Yeah…no…not the kid…

TheDude and I ran three miles yesterday in 35 minutes. I have met my goal of sub 12 on pace and am working to get right at 10. I’m good with hanging in that zone.

After that, I will look at adding miles.

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Leggs – Hubby wants to do it as well. But I am terrified of heights and he can’t swim well.

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I am totally feeling your #2 SC…I can barely stomach squash, let alone some lamb eye ball or monkey brains. Ewwwwww yuck!

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Just got back from lunch. Doritos & diet Mt Dew over ice. Yummy. Was’nt too hungry. Pork chops sounds good though. Matt’s situation with his ex sounds sad for both of them. Hope they can each fare well in the future.

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My wife and I have thought about signing up for the Amazing Race, I would do it. I think I don’t have enough tact for Survivor to even make it to the “merge”

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If we could only have a “Mikey” along with us.

Do you remember last season when they had to decipher a code they all had. The legend was on side wall of the bldg they were standing in front of…everyone walked passed it numerous times. I was cracking up, then yelling at them. One by one they finally figured it out, but the last contestant never saw it and opted to do the other challenge…that right there was comical.

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SCool – This will only be my 3rd season watching it, so forgive my naivete, but have you figured out the code words when it’s going to be a non-elimination round? It’s getting to be not such a surprise anymore.

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When they say “this may or not be an elimination round” usually mean no one will be eliminated. I try not to make a prediction on who I think may win until the second showing.

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I just love looking at all the beautiful and not so beautiful places around the world they visit on Amazing Race.

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I don’t have the constitution to do something like Survivor.

Let’s get a blog team for Amazing Race. I’m down.

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@SlimNu ~ funny. We can have Amazing Race fellowship every Sunday complete with Margarita’s and Pina Coladas and nachos.

Go for it, Purp.

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“If for some reason we got on there I would need to make some secret sign that you all would recognize. Maybe digging up my nose or just a hang ten sign…which one?”

Purp — I think you should smack the Mrs. on her booty & shout “MIA, b!tches!!!!”

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Purp – To incorporate Leggs’ suggestion, why not just wear a “NO B.A.B Zone” t-shirt lol

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Tee-shirt idea is a good one! Pack plenty of them. The show’s host will be wondering what it means. When you tell him, we will all jump up high fiving each other (lol)…

Veggie plate, nachos and drinks. Need nothing else.

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Leggs, my wife doesn’t mind PDA’s! lol

Slim I would wear a “No B.A.B. bandanna”. It told me to go to the CBS site to find the application, so I will do that later. I sent the wife a text asking her and she said “sure we’d kick ass!” I swear that woman would kick some ass if given the chance. LOL I wonder how you have to qualify to get accepted and how many applicants there are.

Then again I would just know that Meeelo is having impure thoughts about my wife once seeing her in a sports top and spandex. Gross! lol

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@Purp ~ PDA’s (didn’t think the word “of” should have been there) are fine. I would think women would not want their behinds slapped on camera all the time for the viewing audience to see.

You should submit your application now because it may take a season or two before you actually are on. GO PURP, GO PURP!

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Purp – I think you would have a great chance of getting on because you’re a handsome Italian farmer…so that would make for a great back story. And a No BAB bandana would be great too!!

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Yeah, I’m feeling the bandana too. You need to keep all that hair out of your eyes.

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Swiss not to mention the pic of her that I sent him of her in the airport or sun bathing or at the bar. I only have myself to blame. LOL

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Purp — And just think, when Me.lo is visualizing his impure thoughts, you are probably in that visual, too.

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Swiss, thanks for that. LOL sooo do you have any more pics of your wife stretching? LOL

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@kimmie ~ I heard a little. She went to his parents house for them to get him to talk to her again and she found then having sex in the laundry room. I hollered. What else did I miss because that’s all I heard. Has he spoken to her yet? She really hurt his feelings and now she’s regretting her hasty comment.

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I never understood that Exiled. Why would a guy want to watch his wife have sex with someone sexually.

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This morning, TheDude told me the only reason he is marrying me is because I make good sandwiches. LMAO!

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@SexyC ~ that is too cute. We know a good sammich is very, very important to a man. Glad you got that skill down pat (lololol).

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Leggs – Now I missed the part about the parents going at it in the laundry room! But I heard the follow-up today. SUPPOSEDLY she went over to the breakfast/mediation his mom set up. He apparently did not know she was coming. But they went down to the basement to talk and she convinced him that she really did want to marry him, so he dropped down on one knee again and proposed and she said yes. Remember they both were supposed to be living with their parents. Well apparently he has a “crash pad” with 2 other roommates over by the college he goes to. He went there to get the ring & then they came back. She said they spent all weekend making wedding plans, though no date is set.

She did not sound that convincing that all this took place. As she was telling the story, I was thinking too that it was all a lie. Bert & Jeff & gang picked up on it too. They wished her good luck, but said they didn’t believe her and callers were saying the same.

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Me.lo — Let’s just clarify that you are using “swiss” as an adjective there, not the proper noun (i.e. me). This “swiss” ain’t having no part of that.

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Swiss – Jimmy & his mama have a creepy mother/son “relationship”. His wife is pretty. Nucky knows he can flip the script – speaking to a black congregation one minute and a klan rally the next!

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Swiss..yes adjective

Purp,there u have it

I can’t do it.

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Finding a woman that knows how to make a sandwich is important, I wish I had one of them

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I don’t like the share…my dude that is.

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Actually the guy who agrees to do another man’s wife is kind of moist too. I mean he has to be to sit there and let another man watch?

Sexy Cool, LOL

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Slim you don’t like to share your dude..that’s fine im not into dudes.. What about yourself, do you like to share yourself?

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@kimmie ~ yep, in the laundry room. WOW. So it sounds like she’s trying to save “face.” It sounds fishy for him to not talk with her at all to be at the mediation he didn’t know was taking place and then drop to his knee and propose again. Stranger things have happened. Perhaps her beauty blinded him and he realized upon seeing her again that he doesn’t want to live without her. I wish her the best too….she may have lost a good man.

@Matt ~ or, you can make your own sandwich…what a novel idea (lol).

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kimmie — I have to say, though, I don’t know how much longer I can hang with that show. There seems to be an awful lot of build-up with comparatively little payoff. The way last night’s episode started, I thought maybe this season we’d start to see more action after all the scene-setting from the first season, but then the rest of the episode got a little dull again.

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Leggs – I don’t think either one is ready really, and at 24 they are young and it would be okay to chill awhile. I thought he was really immature to walk out and not communicate with her all that time and basically pout all week! She said if he had stayed at the table and just waiting a few minutes for her to get herself together, she would have said yes. She said they had never talked about marriage, were just finishing up school and none of their friends were getting married – she said she had never thought about it, but she says he’s the one for her. I think she was scared to lose him, but really is not ready and her hesitation showed it.

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Exiled did you jut have a rant about your FB friends? lol

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Ohh and if I can find a girl that makes good steaks and sandwiches and steak sandwiches that would be the best!!!

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@SlimNu ~ glad the steaks came out delicious. I would love a steak on the grill RIGHT NOW. Instead, I’m eating a spiced ham sammich.

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Oh and we tried this new spot called GUTBUSTERS the other day. They sale philly’s and boy oh boy was it good. We were emailing each other just a while ago both thinking the same thing…if it was too early to turn back around and eat another philly? lol You definitely cannot eat that type of food multiple times a week.

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sell…not sale

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There is an art to making a good sandwiche. I am going to make the family a little picnic lunch to have after/before one of these soccer games this season. Getting my ideas together now.

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I have not had home cooked food for over a week and wont have any for another week

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Leggs – I haven’t had a homemade sammich in a while. Been hitting Club Publix up for subs lately.

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Slim – Grill, charcoal! We marinaded them & topped with a little garlic butter the last two minutes. Had a wedge salad with a little crumbled bacon. The kiddies had soda and the parents had a nice peach wine beverage I picked up at Trader Joes. Delish!

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Yeah SCool, spill it on those salads!

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I have yet to go to Trader Joes…I walked right past it to get to Apres Diem Friday night. They have a good greek salad there. Mmmm (if yall haven’t noticed, I’m a bit hungry right now) Guess I burned off too many calories than I ate today from running. Going to go straight to the house and eat some leftover BBQ

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I’m an extra mayo kinda chick…but I will put ranch on my chicken sammiches though

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Hey Everyone.

I’m sure we’re off topic, so I’ll speak to the proposal. If I proposed to a chick, and she said, “I don’t know”, that would be it. There’s no re-do on that.

Slim So Gutbusters is still the bomb? I used to be a regular there when they opened back in 95, before they moved to the current location. That was the best philly in the A hands down. I haven’t eaten there in years though. I did wander in there a couple weeks ago, feeling nostalgic, but didn’t want to be disappointed if it wasn’t the same, so I walked out. lol

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SCool – Sounds like my kinda salad! Okay, you got me wanting salad with my stir fry tonight. I was going to have one anyway, but now I’m psyched!LOL!!

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kimmie – I do pretty much the same with my stir fry…I put every veggie that I have in the refrigerator in it.

And it is usually something that I make in bulk, using brown rice, and freeze in serving sizes. I usually just pop in in the microwave to defrost it and then add it to the pan that I’ve been stir frying the meat in to give it a good blend and it’s table ready.

In fact, I just did some last night, as a side dish to my baked chicken and steamed broccoli.

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No mayo?!? Blaspemy!!!

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@DreamsM ~ that’s how I feel about people who don’t eat pizza (lol).

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I do not understand those miniature bricks people call croutons…UUGGH.

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I ate some Doritos today in honor of the guy that invented them.

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swiss – I’ve never had jerk chicken and that’s one of his favorites…mind sharing your recipe?

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Apparently, he kicked over last week. He was 97.

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What is up with the womens yapping about salads? I thought the topic was lady funk- you know- that fishy stank. Ain’t y’all got jobs?

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Batroll Obama – You’re coming in late. I think funk was abandoned some time ago

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@Celisea ~ laughing at Batroll….I opted for BO (BodyOdor)…Trolls stink from being under the bridge in all that murky water for so long (lol).

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Oh, ok!

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Good night everyone!

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Goodnight UGA 1999

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