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Experiencing post-hook up weirdness?

My friend David has had his first post-divorce dating misadventure and he is already confused. It seems that he was surprised that women no longer want to sleep over after “doing the do.” I felt bad for him because he took it personally and worried that he did something wrong.

Everyone has “the morning after” or post-hook up behavior and rituals. It doesn’t always mean something good or bad. Sometimes women won’t feel like cuddling, talking, or even hanging around long (I know that sounds like the perfect woman to some men!) – you can rarely predict that kind of thing though.

Have you ever been confused about something a person did after you hooked up with them?

Do you think that it was solely because sex was involved?

Do you have any post-hook up patterns that you didn’t notice you had until someone called you on it?

Do you act differently afterwards?

439 comments Add your comment

Paul Robeson

July 8th, 2011
7:46 am

Don’t have a “ritual.” Whatever the mood dictates, I go with the flow. We can cuddle if she wants…unless my other chick is coming over.

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
8:16 am

He confused she wanted to leave, it is her perogative. Women do not always want to cuddle, and if it’s not a cold rainy day they can leave at will.

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
8:19 am

Hot damn it’s Friday!

Other than taking a shower and maybe having a taste for something sweet, i don’t have any post-hookup rituals. However, I will say that the next 24 to 72hrs can be a bit awkward or sort of like a waiting/gestation period of sorts after the deed is done, especially if it’s after the first time. You’ve, hopefully, gotten that monkey off your back, calmed down the waters of anticipation and cleared the mind a little after the release enough to sort of see what’s left on the table. We’ve discussed this before that the sexual tension/chemistry between two folks can cloud the thought process a bit. So some times there is that limbo stage to see if one party is regretful, disappointed or what not.

Marlo Stansfield aka "Mr Sticky Chin"

July 8th, 2011
8:21 am

Morning Folks!! Post hookup actions depend on where the deed was done..If I am at her house, Then I start looking for my things so that I can make my way home….If she is at my place, I tend to let her dictate what happens…My only caviot is that she can not leave ANYTHING of hers at my place when she leaves……

mark

July 8th, 2011
8:24 am

i have noticed in my experiences that a lot of ladies hate doing the WALK OF SHAME in the morning and just leave right after sex which is cool by me. i dont have get up and cook you something to eat or go get you a soda.

Marlo Stansfield aka "Mr Sticky Chin"

July 8th, 2011
8:27 am

Wait I just thought of something…I totally enjoy naked Breakfast…Lets go into the kitchen, make a kick azz veggie omlet with fruit and Juice….Usually leads to a repeat performance :)

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
8:48 am

If it was too good I will ask her to stay, if she leaves then she misses a good hot breakfast. I get it if she wants to start her day. Perception of her leaving will not affect how our goals may or may not be reached.

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
8:51 am

Marlo – What is that all about, regarding leaving trinkets behind…is that because you have more than one woman?

Peaches

July 8th, 2011
8:52 am

Whether I stay the night or invite him to all depends on the act itself!! If it was, how shall we say, satisfying- then hell yea I want to/want him to stick around…repeat!

Marlo Stansfield aka "Mr Sticky Chin"

July 8th, 2011
8:55 am

Carrie, its because I am very protective of my home…Not that I expect a woman to do something as sneaky as say, leaving behind panties or an earring or something to “mark” her territory, but I would be doing myself a disservice If I did not at least acknowledge that there are some women that would stoop to doing such things….

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
8:58 am

Post hook up weirdness?

Just bring the wet and warm towel and wipe this here goodie goodie stick Ms Palin. What you do after we done is on on you.

And take all your lipstick,make up kit,underwears and spare bras all with you!

If Iam at her house,no extended cuddling.

It’s wipe,dress up and go..

See ya!!!

good morning!

Nia Long

July 8th, 2011
8:58 am

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
9:02 am

Marlo – I’ve never understood how someone could leave their panties behind and not be aware of it UNLESS, she had to jump up and leave in a hurry or if she was there for a few days and have showered & changed. Otherwise, yo ass know when you aren’t wearing any undies…

Now if buddy is at my spot, I don’t have any issue with him staying over UNLESS he snores like a 800lb midget. If i’m at the guys crib, I always like the option to stay but sometimes it’s hard to fall asleep in a new environment. Thank Goodness that’s not a current problem for me because Mr. Big always lets me stay.. ;-)

Marlo Stansfield aka "Mr Sticky Chin"

July 8th, 2011
9:08 am

Carrie, I never said that women forget to put the panties back on..I said that some women will do that…

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
9:11 am

Good Morning All and Happy Friday! :-)

The only post hook up weirdness I have experienced is when I thought it was a one night stand deal, but the dude wanted more. It kills me when people think that women are always the ones to catch feelings and weird out after sex.

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
9:14 am

Jill?

It’s not that he caught feelings…don’t get it twisted…

He just wanted more mileage on your ass… :lol:

comeOn now!

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
9:14 am

Jill?

It’s not that he caught feelings…don’t get it twisted…

He just wanted more mileage on your ass… :lol:

comeOn now!

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
9:14 am

Jill?

It’s not that he caught feelings…don’t get it twisted…

He just wanted more mileage on your ass… :lol:

comeOn now!

Nia Long

July 8th, 2011
9:15 am

Levi, you probably look out for yourself. Get yours then get to stepping.

Marlo Stansfield aka "Mr Sticky Chin"

July 8th, 2011
9:15 am

Jill, He went in thinking one night stand, but after you put it on him, he was all in love like you were on your second CD!!! :)

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
9:16 am

So Levi is a haunted name?

Hah hah ha hah hah

the Palins are damn Crawzzzzy! :shock:

What?!?!?

July 8th, 2011
9:16 am

Why are you “Wise Diva” when you never give any actual advice or wisdom?

Marlo Stansfield aka "Mr Sticky Chin"

July 8th, 2011
9:18 am

Nia Long has teh Sexiest Bow Leggs that I have ever seen in my life…I would give up teh first to joints on my left hand to take a shower with her…..

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
9:19 am

Anybody seen Harris Faulkner I would NOT let her leave!

Hi Jill Scott hit one of those soulful tunes.

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
9:21 am

Marlo – I wasn’t saying you said women forget their undies…I was just speaking to the fact that I’ve heard guys say women do that sort of thing. Either way, a chick leaving anything behind won’t stop no show. My ex had pictures of me up around his house and that didn’t stop a chick from going over there to get her rocks off. She told me she had seen my pictures :???:

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
9:24 am

Hey Carrie I have pictures of you around my house, wanna come see sometime?

Johnnie Cochran

July 8th, 2011
9:27 am

Morning Folks
The ladies always tell me that I’m weird because I don’t fall asleep.

Marlo Stansfield aka "Mr Sticky Chin"

July 8th, 2011
9:30 am

Johnnie, It would be so much easier to sleep if you would just pull your foot out of Chris Darden and Marcia Clarks’ azzes….

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
9:30 am

It’s not that he caught feelings…don’t get it twisted…

He just wanted more mileage on your ass

You may be right……but dude was almost at stalker status, not cool!

Jill, He went in thinking one night stand, but after you put it on him, he was all in love like you were on your second CD!!!

Okay, you got me on that one :lol:

Bit-O-Hunny

July 8th, 2011
9:31 am

It’s only weird if the sex was less than satisfying. If I was “slayed” then I’ll want to take a brief intermission and then go at it again. Being awakened by a great lover is a wonderful experience….For instance this morning……no, not going there…LOL

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
9:33 am

@ George Clooney- I said I wasn’t gonna sing today, but I will sing for you……HOT!

Johnnie Cochran

July 8th, 2011
9:33 am

I didn’t mine the Bruno Magli’s weren/t mine; they didn’t fit.

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
9:33 am

George – I already know what I look like so why would I need to come to your house to see pics of ME? (smells like a setup)

Sade

July 8th, 2011
9:34 am

Morning my celebrity friends! I’m feeling cool and elegant today! :)

Ahh, the morning after! I made it a practice to not over-stay my welcome. Either I would tip out the night before or get out first thing in the morning. If morning, stop and grab some wonderful coffee somewhere. I’m cool like that, you see! If he was at my house, most would not linger, they’d usually role out early. I noticed as I got older and the quality of my dates got better, by the time we would do the do, most men would not leave the night before, but they would leave out early. Not too early to seem sneaky but not too late to be awkward. Ahh, it’s wonderful being grown and sexy!!

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
9:35 am

Bit-O-Horny!

I hope he wiped you first with a soft towel before he went down there…

abc;

July 8th, 2011
9:35 am

I swear, it has to be only one person that posts all this BS. It’s a good thing I’ll never actually meet any of you folks. It’d wind up being just me and one other person.

This is another topic for kids, WD. I actually agree with the (BS) post about how come your moniker is Wise Diva when you never have anything to contribute but questions, and juvenile ones at that.

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
9:36 am

Bit-O-Honey – Well you might as well give up the details because afterall, it IS Freaky Fornicating Friday :lol:

Angela Bassett

July 8th, 2011
9:38 am

Morning blogsters and bloggetts!

It’s hard to gauge right now for WD’s friend. It can go either way. I say this because I so know myself. If there aren’t any additional dates, activities, hookups then he might be right. Then again she may have had her reasons for not staying and nothing personal.

I’ve been either offended or simply not attracted and pulled out. But I didn’t make it obvious though so I can see where he might be a bit confused.

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
9:38 am

Hey headmaster ‘abc’ go somewhere befitting of your ‘cerebral’ and high horse.

Why so grumpy?

It’s beautiful outside ….got honey lately?

Jesus!

Angela Bassett

July 8th, 2011
9:39 am

@abc

It was agreed upon yesterday that this would be cwazy Friday and everyone would post under an alias. Can you figure out who’s behind the post?

Sade

July 8th, 2011
9:39 am

Looks like alphabet man got up on the wrong side of the bed this beautiful morning!!

Be cool, alphabet! Slowing recite the letters, you’ll feel better!

Nia Long

July 8th, 2011
9:40 am

abc;, why so negative, you on here posting along with the rest of us?

abc;

July 8th, 2011
9:40 am

This just became entirely too much a waste of time. What a load.

Marlo Stansfield aka "Mr Sticky Chin"

July 8th, 2011
9:40 am

Hunny, sounds like you are ready for the re-mix !! :D :) :D

Johnnie Cochran

July 8th, 2011
9:40 am

Nia you were definitely all over my top 5 list when we took the blog survey. I had you in spot #1, spot #2, spot #3, spot #4, and spot #5. :-)

Angela Bassett

July 8th, 2011
9:41 am

I think that’s an imposter abc

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
9:42 am

abc – Well, again, please suggest a more mature topic under the lines of Misadventures in Dating. What sort of issues, concerns, questions have you previously or recently experienced that we could debate/discuss?

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
9:42 am

Well, I just figured out who Leggs is. LOL

ab, why do you even come to the blog. What is your reasoning, because nothing is going to change no matter how much you complain.

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
9:42 am

Nia?

I do but I have perfected the art over the years such that when I do it right(trying to satisfy me) I actually end up killing two birds with one stone…that means ’slaying’ her as well.(to borrow from Bit-O-horny)

Hows that?

Sade

July 8th, 2011
9:42 am

Angela – I don’t think so. He’s just being his usual downer self.

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
9:44 am

Just go jack yourself ‘abc’

Your tension will wear off,you will be pleased!

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
9:46 am

David, is emotional and wanted to cuddle or maybe he did not please her. Better yet maybe she had to go home to her man. Having sex does not mean she gets to stay over, or maybe she has been programmed as a jumpoff before with other men. Orgasm then get the hell out. #kanyeshrug.

No bad post hook up experiences, maybe because I just did not pay attention to them.

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
9:46 am

abc – Let’s get into your creative side….if you chose a Halloween costume, what would it be?

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
9:47 am

abc, probably could not leave the porch to play as a youngster.

NY2GA

July 8th, 2011
9:47 am

I know I’ve been gone for a minute, but is this Hollywood Actor/Actress Day?

Where is Celisia, Slim, Purp, etc, etc, etc?

Sly Stone

July 8th, 2011
9:47 am

All of my chicks know about the others. May not know them personally, but they know of them. Don’t like it? you can’t be one of my chicks.

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
9:48 am

NY, we getting money now. You better come on in. “We rich byyyytchhhh!”

ShoNuff "Kiss my Converse"

July 8th, 2011
9:49 am

Reio

July 8th, 2011
9:51 am

Enter your comments here

Samantha Jones aka "Bit-O-Hunny"

July 8th, 2011
9:51 am

@ Levi J.- Indeed. He takes care of every aspect of a great morning *wink*
@ Carrie B.- Hun, if I went into dets…I would be promptly kicked, banned and forbidden from this site again. LOL. Let’s just say a lady is feeling LOVED by her man! CHEERS!

Coffy AKA Foxxy Brown

July 8th, 2011
9:51 am

Have you ever been confused about something a person did after you hooked up with them?

No, if we’re just “hooking up” then it’s pretty much understood that’s all we’re gonna do. No need to confruse the situation for anything other than that.

If I was “slayed” then I’ll want to take a brief intermission and then go at it again. Being awakened by a great lover is a wonderful experience…

Me,too! If it was great then I’ll definitely want another round(or two) and that morning after kinda lovin is a grrreat way to start the day.

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
9:52 am

Jill I’m listening ya sound wonderful.

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
9:52 am

I’ve always hated Micheal, I was supposed to be the lead singer

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
9:52 am

Carrie when at my house not only do your pictures adorn my walls there’s an ocean of seduction that once you have dipped you will want to stay.

NY2GA

July 8th, 2011
9:53 am

This is getting comical, post hook-up weirdness what are we 16 years old, what’s going on. If you are an adult, what is there to feel weird about? You spent some time, handled your bus and keep it moving. It would be weird if you woke up and didn’t recognize the person, now that would be a problem…

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
9:53 am

Hey Tito!

How’s the lil one and wify?

:lol:

Samantha Jones aka "Bit-O-Hunny"

July 8th, 2011
9:54 am

@Marlo S.-I’m exhausted and exhilarated!

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
9:54 am

Maybe buddy was feeling a little ego-shocked since the chick didn’t want to stay for another round, or just to be in his company which would lead him to believe she liked it…but being that she dipped out, it’s leaving him with question marks….I need to know how the next few days played out. Has she called him, have they talked about their little rompus or what? DETAILS, WE NEED DETAILS…I’m a columnist dammit and I demand DETAILS.

I wonder if Mr. Big will notice my toothbrush, hair dryer, box of tampons, favorite ice cream, one earring, one holey sock, and spinning hub cap cover that I left at this spot

Angela Bassett

July 8th, 2011
9:54 am

Maybe it was weird for him because he’s been out of the game for awhile. Didn’t I read this was his first occasion since his divorce

Fred Williamson

July 8th, 2011
9:57 am

Coffey come over here girl I been waiting two hours on you. How did you like that loving this morning?

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
9:57 am

Sade – Can I hear a little of Babysfather?

Sade

July 8th, 2011
9:59 am

Angela – I agree, he’s been out of the game. He should be thankful she’s not being clingy and stalkerish. She might have felt awkward, especially if he didn’t invite her to stay longer. She didn’t want to wear out her welcome on their first night together like that. I think he’ll be fine. Especially if he called her later to say he had a lovely evening and she took his call and felt likewise. He should just be cool.

Karrine Steffans

July 8th, 2011
10:00 am

I don’t get what the problem is. He should have just had me over and paid me for the extra time.

Jock

July 8th, 2011
10:00 am

Happy to have them leave. “Hit it, and forget it….”

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
10:01 am

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
9:52 am
I’ve always hated Micheal, I was supposed to be the lead singer

I knew it! :lol:

Sade

July 8th, 2011
10:01 am

Sure, but I’m bigtime now. The first song is free, I charge per song after that, a penny less than iTunes.

Angela Bassett

July 8th, 2011
10:02 am

So I see the psuedo names won’t really garner real talk today. LOL

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
10:02 am

Tito where is the gig tonight. At Carrie’s house be sure we get Coffy over its gone be a good night.

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
10:03 am

Maybe it was weird for him because he’s been out of the game for awhile. Didn’t I read this was his first occasion since his divorce

I was thinking the same thing Angela.

THE INFAMOUS DK

July 8th, 2011
10:03 am

He didnt put it DOWN.. He didnt do the whippin he got whooped.

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
10:04 am

George – With writing being my niche and all, the words you speak are talking to me. OCEAN, DIPPED, SEDUCTION….ooooh something is happening between my ears. I always heard you were good with women, even if not for the long haul.

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
10:05 am

Tito, I need some tissue…… :lol:

THE INFAMOUS DK

July 8th, 2011
10:05 am

NY2GA Im with you.. I didnt get the memo

The Flip Flop Gal

July 8th, 2011
10:05 am

Tell em daddy

Nia Long

July 8th, 2011
10:06 am

I thought I had Carrie pegged, but must regroup!

For the life of me I can’t understand why there would be any “weirdness” on anyone’s part. Grown and sexy people getting bummed out because someone won’t stay the night is crazy. If one’s emotions are that raw, perhaps they’re not ready to date!!!

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
10:06 am

He was probably just missing that comfort that you get in being married and he tried to get it from the new girl after a quick romp. He’s just out of practice with how things are in the fast food, drive-by, want it now world.

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:06 am

abc, this is for you.
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0804/the-negro-communtiy-demotivational-poster-1207694258.jpg

The party is where I am, all the time! Do the people want a song?

Levi, you are the new K-Fed!

Angela Bassett

July 8th, 2011
10:07 am

I know who both Nia and Carrie are :)

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:09 am

My hair is naturally curly!

Coffy AKA Foxxy Brown

July 8th, 2011
10:10 am

How did you like that loving this morning?

I bet the neighbors know your name ;-)

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
10:10 am

New K-Fed?

famous because of the famous pudsy on my notch…

Kinda in the same league with Karrine but am the classier one!

SKEETER

July 8th, 2011
10:11 am

Dam where I am ?? Angela, Nia, Sade……hmmmm either one or all three.
Guess how old i were when i was given the name Skeeter ;-) “sho ya right”

lysa

July 8th, 2011
10:11 am

At first my ex never wanted me to stay the night, although he lived a good 45 mins away from me. (Couldn’t do the do at my house, the kiddie was there with babysitter) So I finally let him know, I was NOT coming over to do the do, hang out, cuddle and then head for home, in the middle of the night. He changed his tune, but I think it might have been the other girlfriend that he had that I didn’t know about that caused his concern. I didn’t leave a bra there one time, totally by accident. I had showered and changed outfits in the morning, but he swore up and down I had left it there on purpose, and was pretty annoyed by it too. Again, may have been because of that whole 2nd girlfriend he had coming over.

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:11 am

Levi, and you are making money.

I know Foxxy is!

Sade

July 8th, 2011
10:12 am

I know who Levi is! :)

I don’t see how you stood it in Alaska!! :lol:

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:12 am

Iysa, that is only because you had 2nd string puddy. Renovate your puddy and get 1st string treatment.

Michelles Obamas

July 8th, 2011
10:13 am

I bets nobodys knows who I is. BAM!!

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:14 am

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
10:14 am

Angela?

I like your droopy lips.

How is your palate,short or long?

:lol:

Angela Bassett

July 8th, 2011
10:15 am

LOLOL @s Michelles Obamassss

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
10:15 am

Angela, Nia, Sade you are not left out, hope you’re not busy tonight. Meeting up at Carries then we’ll do a party at the Westin and the after party at my place. Limos are already reserved can’t wait to see you.

DFW DC

July 8th, 2011
10:16 am

damn if he had broke her back, she would have stayed

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
10:16 am

Tito – You are wrong for that picture :lol:

Angela Bassett

July 8th, 2011
10:17 am

Levi, daycare is missing a tot

kr7z

July 8th, 2011
10:17 am

I think the reality today is that women (and men) have so many other responsibilities, especially post divorce, that the thought of sleeping over means losing valuable hours the next morning. But, maybe that is just me….it isn’t anything personal.

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
10:17 am

George – I’ll need you to send over a new outfit for me to wear and no matter what, I MUST have a Fabulous pair of shoes…Manolo’s ;-)

Sanaa Lathan

July 8th, 2011
10:18 am

This is going to be a funny blog today.

On-topic; if it was just a hook-up I leave because I want to sleep in the comfort of my own bed. plain & simple

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
10:18 am

Sade?

how I made it in Alaska?

thick skin,literally.

BAM!

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
10:20 am

Angela?

Tot missing?

u talking Casey Anthony manslaughter case are u?

:lol:

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:20 am

Carrie, that picture was funny wasn’t it. LOL Pretty much sums up how everyone feels about abc right?

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0804/the-negro-communtiy-demotivational-poster-1207694258.jpg

Karrine Steffans

July 8th, 2011
10:21 am

@Levi- i have no class, you werent saying that when i backin my thang up on you the other nite. You can have those classy bychtts, you will be back!

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
10:23 am

Michelles Obamas OMG!!!! Dying over here.

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
10:23 am

Still waiting on that tissue Tito…….

Damn I had a good night! :-)

Do you want some chicken wings?
How about some fish and grits? I’ll hurry and go it….whateva, whateva, whateva
Whateva Babyyyyy

Nia Long

July 8th, 2011
10:23 am

I think I know who Levi, Marlo, Bit-O-Honey, Carrie, Coffey and Jill Scott are.

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:23 am

Are we going to reveal who we really are this afternoon at some point?

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:24 am

Jill, what do you need tissue for? Here have some.

Sade

July 8th, 2011
10:24 am

George – Cool, I’ll roll thru. You’re HOT, by the way.

Guy

July 8th, 2011
10:24 am

Stupid blog, stupid comments.

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
10:25 am

I need a Cosmo

Coffy AKA Foxxy Brown

July 8th, 2011
10:25 am

if it was just a hook-up I leave because I want to sleep in the comfort of my own bed.

I guess I would,too but lucky for me I get my meat delivered.

Sade

July 8th, 2011
10:26 am

Jill – Don’t forget that peach cobbler from the peaches on your peach tree!LOL!!

Why do I keep hearing “Cherish the Day” in my head?

Oh my God!

July 8th, 2011
10:26 am

Sex Sex Sex. Before reading this daily blog, I had no idea navigating today’s “sexual waters” was fraught with such anxiety and presented such quandaries. Here’s some advice for your friend David – go with the flow and don’t sweat the small stuff.

I guess I’ve been fortunate. I’ve never been confused about something a person did after we rolled around the bed for a couple of hours. I don’t have any post hook-up behaviors, except to maybe rest after getting absolutely nailed for about an hour. If it’s not too late, we’ll usually have Round 2 before hitting the sack. Do I act differently afterward? Considering I just spent an hour or two wrestling, grabbing, moaning like crazy, I can honestly say that I do not act as horny as I did before we started getting busy.

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:27 am

So stupid that you commented on the stupid blog, so guess what that makes you? It makes you abc of course

Avery Brooks

July 8th, 2011
10:27 am

Man, am I lovin all the chocolate up in here.
On topic – Dude welcome to the new millenium of hook-ups and dating where the only rules are the ones the two of you decide on. Be safe and keep it smooth.

Sade

July 8th, 2011
10:27 am

If you were mine
I wouldn’t want to go
To heaven!!!

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
10:28 am

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:28 am

When is my solo? My guitar is tight and my curl is right!

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
10:29 am

Sade – You ever thought about NOT wearing your hair in a ponytail? Let’s see those long tresses of yours ;-)

lucky for me I get my meat delivered Wow! Now that’s hot right there.

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:29 am

Matther McConaughey, how are you? Want to hear my solo?

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
10:29 am

Carrie, Rodeo Dr. “every” store will be at your hotel room in an hour choose anything you want to wear.

Eartha Kitt

July 8th, 2011
10:30 am

MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRCUS

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
10:30 am

I don’t know who anybody is….and it is funny :lol:

Thanks Tito- The tissue request is from a Chris Tucker skit he did about you and your alwaysmoretalentedandfamousthanyou brother Michael :lol:

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
10:31 am

Tito….go for it!

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:32 am

Helen Folasade Adu OBE is her name and the band was called Sade overtime she has morphed into Sade Adu herself

Sade

July 8th, 2011
10:32 am

Carrie – That ponytail is my trademark, along with my large gold hoops!!! There is LIFE in that ponytail!!! :lol:

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
10:33 am

Ah thanks Sade I think you’re HOT too!

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:33 am

Jill, give me my tissue back!

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:34 am

I killed Micheal

Sade

July 8th, 2011
10:34 am

Tito – How did you find out such intimate details about me??? :shock: Oh, I forgot – Google!!!

You really should spend your extra time trying to PROVE that you really should have been lead singer over Micheal!! By the way, can you dance?

Ron O'Neal - a.k.a. Super Fly

July 8th, 2011
10:35 am

I’m back … and I will tell you how we did it !!!

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
10:35 am

Tito – Please tell me what the heyal your brother puts in his hair. Is that shoe polish & activator?

Mmmm Matthew, I usually have eyes only for Mr. Big but i’m a sucka for a nice chiseled body. But I need to know if you’re wearing deodorant today…and no TUSSY does not count.

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
10:37 am

Tito – Go sit yo ass down. Nobody wanted to hear you sing back then, and just because Michael is not around, doesn’t mean we want to hear you now. How about you play a complilation of MJ’s hits.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

July 8th, 2011
10:38 am

What’s up Blogsville – Hello Jill, I know you can smell what I’m cooking. You wanna write a song about it.

Ron O'Neal - a.k.a. Super Fly

July 8th, 2011
10:38 am

a.k.a Youngblood Priest …

Marlo Stansfield aka "Mr Sticky Chin"

July 8th, 2011
10:39 am

Ah hell naw..Please don’t tell me my dream Crush is really named HELEN…Where the hell is Snoop and Chris when you need them????

Fred Williamson

July 8th, 2011
10:40 am

Coffy, woman I told you about puting my business in the streets. I’ll be there in a few minutes for a mid day delivery, I saw your neighbors this morning and they asked me to tell you to stop yelling my name so loud.

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
10:40 am

@ Matthew- you got your bongos baby?

Sade

July 8th, 2011
10:40 am

Tito – Do you feel you have to stoop to such levels to get attention still?

By the way, I’ve always had a thing for your brother Marlon! We could make beautiful music together!

Marlo Stansfield aka "Mr Sticky Chin"

July 8th, 2011
10:40 am

hey Tito…Nice Hat!!!

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:41 am

Sade, I can sing, dance and play the guitar.

Carrie, it’s a family secret our dad taught is. You mix some 10w30 motor oil, preferably Castrol, with two raw eggs, some armour all and vaseline. Combine all into a bottle then spray freely. YOu now have the secret to the “jackson shine” feel free to us it as a sking moisturizer also.

OPRAH

July 8th, 2011
10:41 am

Gayle get’s mad at me whenever I make her leave after we hook up because I don’t want Stedman to get upset. I thought by allowing her to come on my show numerous times to help her get her own thing, that it would be enough. I’m so torn.

Lauren Hill

July 8th, 2011
10:42 am

I guess the post hook ups can get weird especailly in the beginning and if the hook-up was unexpected. I had one ex that at the beginning he would make sure to tell me that he couldn’t stay the night b/c he has to get up early in the am. I was like “cool” b/c I really wanted the snake and not the extra company. Someone puleeze tell me why he would ALWAYS end up snoring in my bed till I woke him up the next morning??? I think that was more confusing for me, but the sex was great so I chose not to complain :)

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
10:42 am

What’s up Blogsville – Hello Jill, I know you can smell what I’m cooking. You wanna write a song about it

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:44 am

Marlo, when Bugs comes around do NOT try on his red hat that he is selling. Carrie, nobody likes you even though you are a mainstay of Sex and The City!

Sade, it is my time to shine!

Nia Long

July 8th, 2011
10:45 am

This is going too fast. Can’t keep up!!

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:45 am

Oprah, is Dr. Phil sleeping with Steadman?

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
10:46 am

YOu now have the secret to the “jackson shine”

:lol: :lol: You mind if I write a column about it? I promise not to advise who my source is.

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
10:47 am

Didn’t I already say this I would NOT let Harris Faulkner leave my house. If I did I still wouldn’t let her leave no matter what her husband thinks about it.

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
10:48 am

Lauren?

How about if you guys stop smoking kush before the do?

maybe,just maybe he won’t forget himself and sleep and snore like that.

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:49 am

Carrie, no problem. Let’s give it to the world!

OPRAH

July 8th, 2011
10:50 am

Lauren – I would like to do a show with you and discuss some of the…questionables of your career moves and personal life. Why did you lie about having married your kids father? Do you have any personality disorders?

Tito – No Dr. Phil messed around a little with Dr. Oz but not my Steadie..

Whitney Houston

July 8th, 2011
10:51 am

BOBBYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!, Anybody seen my BOBBBYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:51 am

Oprah, why won’t you get married?

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
10:53 am

Carrie of course I am wearing deoderant today….ralph lauren…

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
10:55 am

Tito your 10:45 sent me on break to recoup. I can’t hold it no more and these folks think I’m passing out.

Sade

July 8th, 2011
10:57 am

Living my life like it’s golden, golden…

Ooops, sorry Jill!

Ron O'Neal - a.k.a. Super Fly

July 8th, 2011
10:57 am

Whitney, I got that good, good for you .. Holla at me …

Bubba Bexly

July 8th, 2011
10:57 am

( In my Blind Mello Jelly voice) I WANT MY DADDIES RECORDS BACK!!!

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
10:57 am

George, do you want to be a tour sponsor?

Nia Long

July 8th, 2011
11:00 am

Whitney, whateva made you say “crack is whack” or “show me the receipt?” You know you looked like a damn fool!!

Hill Harper

July 8th, 2011
11:00 am

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
11:02 am

Tito you are cracking me up :lol:

Imma have to write a song about you….what do you like to eat? :lol:

Angela Bassett

July 8th, 2011
11:02 am

OMG….this is truly the looney bin…

Bobby Brown

July 8th, 2011
11:03 am

I still got it. Whitney I know you want me.

Beatrice Kiddo

July 8th, 2011
11:03 am

For some reason, during my dating days, guys did seem surprised when I did not stay over or insist that they leave.

Glad I don’t have to navigate those waters any longer.

Beatrix Kiddo

July 8th, 2011
11:04 am

My Bad…spelled my name wrong.

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
11:06 am

Sade

July 8th, 2011
10:57 am
Living my life like it’s golden, golden…

Ooops, sorry Jill!

:lol:

This is no ordinary love, no ordinary love…….

Halle Berry

July 8th, 2011
11:07 am

What in the heck is goin on in herrre

Beatrix Kiddo

July 8th, 2011
11:11 am

Sadie is the only person I know for sure.

Sade

July 8th, 2011
11:11 am

Jill, we should do a tour together! (said in my best English accent)

Bobby Brown

July 8th, 2011
11:11 am

Every lil step I take you will be there

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
11:11 am

Ummmm, think I stepped into another planet.

Sade

July 8th, 2011
11:12 am

Trixi – I know who you are too!

Marlo Stansfield aka "Mr Sticky Chin"

July 8th, 2011
11:12 am

Watch out now…Halle just showed up and we all she will run off every man in town….

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
11:12 am

I think I know who Sade is.,…

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
11:14 am

Jill, “Makee me some breakfast, toast, two scrambled eggs, griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits”
LOL

Sparkle

July 8th, 2011
11:14 am

I can’t seem to understand why people show up unannounced–even if the sex is grreeeaaatttt. Can you at least call first and if i don’t answer the phone, please stay away from my home!!!

OPRAH

July 8th, 2011
11:15 am

Tito – I came too far to give up everything I have worked so hard for to some fly-by-night marriage. Men can be just as much of a gold digger than a woman can. Plus I don’t even really like dizzle…I just play like it on tv for the sake of public appearance. Don’t tell Gayle but I had a think for Maya a few years back.

Halle Berry

July 8th, 2011
11:15 am

@Marlo- I can get any man I want, I just don’t keep them for long. I want to do Monster Ball.

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
11:15 am

I will tour with Sade and Jill as long as I get my solo!

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
11:16 am

Okay, OPRAH is BMW. She just told on herself.

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
11:17 am

Enter your comments here

Bristol Palin

July 8th, 2011
11:18 am

Levi- bring you @ss back to alaska, see bout yo child!

Whitney Houston

July 8th, 2011
11:19 am

Bobbbbbbbyyyyy, am I still your tender roni?

Nia – Crack is Wack…everybody knows that. Crack is beneath me and the level of class that I am on. I schmooooke Rock, not crack but I don’t use a pipe. I like to sprinkle it over my Capri 100’s. I believe the chirren are our future….Ahhhhhhh cough cough Ahhhhhhhh And I need receipts for tax purposes. This is medicinal Rock Cocaine.

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
11:19 am

Halle…what is monster ball?

Marlo Stansfield aka "Mr Sticky Chin"

July 8th, 2011
11:20 am

Shhhh…Everybody be quite….Billy Bob Thornton is at the door in that lame azz Bad Santa Suite Looking for Halle (or Angelina if she happens to drop by)

Halle Berry

July 8th, 2011
11:22 am

Ohhh Matthew, you would be a good candidate. Do you like it doggie style?

Avoiding "hook ups"

July 8th, 2011
11:22 am

The best way to prevent any kind of post-hook up weirdness is to not hook up at all. The reality is too many men and women “hook up” and wonder why they feel awkward afterwards. There is no relationship, love, and/or intimacy involved in that. In Good Will Hunting, Robin Williams is speaking to Matt Damon about love. He says, “You don’t know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself.” Those who invest their lives in “hooking up” aren’t loving past themselves. One night stands are at best an adventure in pleasure and intimacy, and at worst a feeble attempt to feel alive. Perhaps the best thing we can do is commit ourselves to seeking out true love, which transcends “hooking up.” True love and intimacy digs deeper and causes us to sacrifice ourselves for the other person. Hopefully that can happen.

Sade

July 8th, 2011
11:23 am

I’m a soldier of love
Everyday of my life!!!

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
11:25 am

Sparkle’s milkshake has the boys in her yard.

Whitney Houston

July 8th, 2011
11:26 am

Bobbi Christina, let mama borrow about $3000’s and I need to see your Ipod, get the keys to your car and those diamond earrangs yo daddy bought you last year. “And Iiiiiiiiii will always love Youuuuuuuuuuuu!”

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
11:26 am

OPRAH?

ur butt is way too big for normal hetero sexx…Gayle will lick it just fine!

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
11:27 am

You’re delusional, Whitney. Put all smokes DOWN!!!

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
11:27 am

Tito yeah I’ll sponosor let me tell Brad I’m sure he’ll want to be in on this.

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
11:28 am

Chicken wings, griiiiiits, fried catfish, red koolaid……

I was writing a song for Tito…. now I’m hungry :lol:

Fred Williamsom

July 8th, 2011
11:30 am

Oooh, Ooooh Alfrie get over woman I need to tell you a few things.

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
11:31 am

Always knew who Levi was from his first post.

Sparkle

July 8th, 2011
11:31 am

I don’t like to juggle multiple men or play on their emotions, but that fool could have gotten hurt and/or killed if my main squeeze was there…lol The things we do for sex, love, lust, companionship, and good brain (deep throat)!

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
11:32 am

Ooooooh, Fred Williamson is here. You always get me to tingle!

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
11:33 am

Bristol?

I just hate the fact that my son has a 50-50 chance of being a dummy like yo mama and Trig

Wise Wizard

July 8th, 2011
11:33 am

Where is Wise?? Does she know this thing is out of control??

Nia Long

July 8th, 2011
11:33 am

Nice, a lot of old heads showing up!

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
11:34 am

Halle…who doesnt like it doggie style…what is a monster ball?

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
11:34 am

It seems everyone is using this to say what the actual person probably wants to say.

Whitney Houston

July 8th, 2011
11:34 am

Now singing to her laced Capri 100 & sweating like a mad man

Don’t make me close one more door
I don’t wanna hurt anymore
Stay in my arms if you dare
Or must I imagine you there
Don’t walk away from me…
I have nothing, nothing, nothing
If I don’t have you, you, you, you

Schmoooooooook, cough cough…dis some good ish

MCHammockWifeyUGAA/SimpleMan

July 8th, 2011
11:35 am

Shall I use 4 aliases or just one?

MCHWifeyUGAA/SimpleMan

July 8th, 2011
11:36 am

Guess just one?

Briston Palin

July 8th, 2011
11:36 am

Levi- you just want some attention, sit yo @ss down some where. our 15 minutes of fame is over.

BobbyBrown

July 8th, 2011
11:37 am

what is a monster ball?

a black man’s most prized possession :)

BobbyBrown

July 8th, 2011
11:37 am

I thought her name was Bristol

Fred Williamsom

July 8th, 2011
11:38 am

Alfrie, why haven’t we made any movies together? Forget it we can make our own in my jacuzzi, and you can get the tingle when we mingle.

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
11:38 am

BobbyBrown…..you guys call it a mosters ball???? haha

Haller Berry

July 8th, 2011
11:38 am

I don’t have time to school you. Google the movie will ya!

Hi Levi ;-)

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
11:39 am

matthew, pretty sure you saw that dreadful movie, Monster Ball and how she played herself into winning an award for that crap sex scene she emulated with dreadful Billy Bob Thornton!

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
11:39 am

Halle?

U dont know ur Daddy?

Is that why you are messed up?

PeeWee Herman

July 8th, 2011
11:40 am

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
11:40 am

Alfrie, actually no I didnt see it. So Hale is saying she wants to have some really bad sex again? hahah

BobbyBrown

July 8th, 2011
11:41 am

Halle to Haller, Bristol or Briston. Somebody is playing multiple monikers

Fred Williamsom

July 8th, 2011
11:41 am

Where’s Tender with my Roni, come on woman I want it now.

Halle Berry

July 8th, 2011
11:41 am

Alfrie you Hater
You just wish somebody do you doggie style like that

Halle Berry

July 8th, 2011
11:43 am

@Levi- you can be my Daddy

Marlo Stansfield aka "Mr Sticky Chin"

July 8th, 2011
11:44 am

I might hit Alfrie from the back like that….She is a whole lot cuter than that mean old Omar….

Beatrix Kiddo

July 8th, 2011
11:45 am

I didn’t really think that real people’s names were going to be used today. That actually makes me just a bit uncomfortable especially considering the conversation.

So, I’m going to bow out for the day. Hope you all have a great weekend.

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
11:46 am

Halle, I could never hate on you. You are a beautful woman, but sweetie pie, you are one messed up chick. You should go replay your acceptance speech. Watch your then husband in the audience grimancing every time you talk about growing up without a father. Go sit your ass down on another white dingaling!

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
11:48 am

Did I mention I would NOT let Harris Faulkner leave? If I didn’t she aint leaving. She staying cause daddys home.

Halle Berry

July 8th, 2011
11:49 am

@Allie girl thanks for the sista-to-sista advice.

Um Levi, or Matthew you know I was in 007 right? I can make you feel like my James Bond!

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
11:52 am

Halle….may not be a bad idea haha.

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
11:53 am

Halle, I think you will be successful if you become lesbian.

You obviously a failure with men,whether black or white.

Change course!

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
11:53 am

Damn Alfrie tell Halle how you really feel!

I still cannot figure out who is who……..

..............?

July 8th, 2011
11:53 am

Maybe at Noon we should submit our 1st round of guesses.

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
11:54 am

Hey Halle what’s the hookup? You busy tonight?

.................? #2

July 8th, 2011
11:57 am

Yes, please do.

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
11:58 am

I think that is a great idea ……?

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
11:59 am

Just moved to the Buford area….where is an exciting place to go around here.

Dr Seuss

July 8th, 2011
12:01 pm

Who ate all the damn Green Eggs and Ham?! Cat in the hat my ass, Imma pop my foot in your toot!!

Sanaa Lathan

July 8th, 2011
12:01 pm

Coffy AKA Foxxy Brown

July 8th, 2011
12:01 pm

I still cannot figure out who is who……..

me either

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
12:02 pm

Jill Scot = ITL

Tito = PR

Coffy Foxy = Celisea

Charlie Sheen

July 8th, 2011
12:03 pm

Does anyone know where i can hook up with a nice pair of yong chicks?

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
12:03 pm

Sade = Leggs?

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
12:03 pm

Levi – Exiled
Marlo – SimpleM
Jill Scott – SlimNu ??
Coffey a/k/a Foxy – SassyMe
Sanaan Lathan – kimmie ??
Avoiding Hookups – Celisea
matthew – MCH

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
12:03 pm

Angela = Kimmie

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
12:04 pm

Enter your comments here

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
12:05 pm

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
12:06 pm

I think Coffy =Sassy

And yes I am Tito.

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
12:06 pm

nope not MCH.

Dr Seuss

July 8th, 2011
12:07 pm

Chi chi chia my Nia….got them legs makes pop goes the weasel with my peg so imma guess LEGGS?

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
12:07 pm

I am Not Exiled..whatever his name is!

Coffy AKA Foxxy Brown

July 8th, 2011
12:08 pm

Charlie try Metropolitan Ave. I heard they got some fine stallions over there by the school and they’ll trick off for some tuition money.

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
12:08 pm

I did the sassy1 Michelles Obamas skit

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
12:08 pm

Sanaa are you doing anything tonight? If not I want to do you.

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
12:09 pm

lol none of you all have figured out who Celisea is yet. Lol

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
12:10 pm

If she’s not Avoiding hookups, then she might be Carrie (my original thought)?

Sanaa Lathan

July 8th, 2011
12:10 pm

I’ll pass George. I like the settle-down type.

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
12:10 pm

I think Carrie is Calisea.

Nia Long

July 8th, 2011
12:11 pm

Levi – swiss

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
12:12 pm

I do too, matthew.

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
12:12 pm

Carrie is not Celisea

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
12:13 pm

Is Carrie = Leggs?

Dr Seuss

July 8th, 2011
12:13 pm

Tito – Under the spotlight of your fellow brother you were always missed. So imma take a wild guess and say you’re SWISS??

Black Coffy...no sugar...no cream ;-)

July 8th, 2011
12:16 pm

Alright dammit y’all got me…

Black Coffy...no sugar...no cream ;-)

July 8th, 2011
12:17 pm

Is the blog bar open yet?! I know it’s early but it’s 5 o’clock somewhere…

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
12:17 pm

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
12:18 pm

I am about to head to the lake for beer, cigar and bikini watching.

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
12:18 pm

Oh my God= BMW

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
12:19 pm

Sanaa I settle down a lot, let me show you.

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
12:20 pm

No I am not Swiss, I am P-Lito!

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
12:22 pm

No one has guessed me correctly yet :-(

Marlo Stansfield aka "Mr Sticky Chin"

July 8th, 2011
12:24 pm

Carrie = ITL

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
12:25 pm

I got you Carrie, I’ll carry you into the light.

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
12:26 pm

Well, Tito was right.

Fred Williamson

July 8th, 2011
12:27 pm

If Pam Grier was here.

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
12:31 pm

What, you looking for a 3some now Fred. You already got me! Damn, greedy men even in their late 70’s!

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
12:32 pm

abc = John McCain

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
12:32 pm

I am none of those women….

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
12:36 pm

Nope, not ITL

Fred Williamson

July 8th, 2011
12:36 pm

Alfre chill baby you know how we did it back the days.

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
12:36 pm

Carrie – SexyCool

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
12:36 pm

I will slowly begin to disrobe as each incorrect guess is made ;-)

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
12:38 pm

Carrie….feel free to share pics of that.

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
12:38 pm

Fred Williamson – cba

Fred Williamson

July 8th, 2011
12:41 pm

Alfrie how come you don’t know who I is.

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
12:44 pm

Carrie is Simple Man

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
12:52 pm

“Carrie is Simple Man”

Carrie now begins to slip off one of her $750 Manolo’s, letting it dangle on the end of her toe swinging back and forth before it falls lightly to the floor

Slim's CT

July 8th, 2011
12:53 pm

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
12:54 pm

Carrie…hahaha I still think you are ITL.

Fred Williamson

July 8th, 2011
12:54 pm

12:44 Tito you got to be kidding. I’m trying not to explode in front of my co-workers.

Angela Bassett

July 8th, 2011
12:54 pm

Guess we don’t know each other’s style as much as maybe thought :) How mystic.

Ron Burgundy

July 8th, 2011
12:54 pm

I like to indulge in a little post-coital bath in a mixture of sea salt and “Sex Panther.”

Angela Bassett

July 8th, 2011
12:55 pm

Carrie is Slim
Nia is Leggs
Matthew is WillieDynamite

Angela Bassett

July 8th, 2011
12:56 pm

Ron Burgundy is Dreams

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
12:57 pm

Angela….way off.

SlimNumeroUno

July 8th, 2011
12:57 pm

Who dat done called me out….lol Dammit Angela. Don’t you have some clothes you need to cut up, a car that needs to be burned or some young tender roni for you to get your groove back with? lol

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
12:57 pm

Hey Carrie what are you doing?

Ron Burgundy

July 8th, 2011
12:58 pm

Angela Basset — I believe you have a typo there. While I am dreamy, and most certainly appear in your dreams, I am not Dreams. I’m Ron Burgundy. You stay classy, Angie.

Tito Jackson

July 8th, 2011
12:59 pm

I always know who my baby is! :)

Alfrie Woodard

July 8th, 2011
1:00 pm

Ok, is it time for everyone to go back to their original monikers and say who we were????

matthew mcconaughey

July 8th, 2011
1:02 pm

Yeah I think so this is getting annoying.

UGA 1999

July 8th, 2011
1:02 pm

Matthew mcconaughey

Ron Burgundy

July 8th, 2011
1:02 pm

Alfrie — I have no idea what you’re talking about. Where’s my scotch?

Fred Williamson

July 8th, 2011
1:03 pm

Alfre I will do anything you say lets make a movie today.

Ron Mexico!

July 8th, 2011
1:04 pm

My herpes is gone!

SlimNumeroUno

July 8th, 2011
1:04 pm

I pulled a MCH/WIFEY….So I was

CARRIE BRADSHAW
WHITNEY HOUSTON
OPRAH
DR SEUSS

:D

Purple Rain

July 8th, 2011
1:05 pm

Tito and Michelles Obamas

Purple Rain

July 8th, 2011
1:05 pm

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
1:07 pm

Lovely I am ;-)

Whateva whateva whateva whateva babyyyyy….I know why this song is playing in my head today

:-)

SlimNumeroUno

July 8th, 2011
1:08 pm

Ron Burgunday I heard you were something like a big deal :lol:

Angela Bassett

July 8th, 2011
1:09 pm

You stay classy, Angie.

Always BooBoo

Leggs

July 8th, 2011
1:09 pm

I was Nia Long and the infamous Alfrie Woodard.

SlimNU ~ I had you down as Carrie on my paper.

Celisea

July 8th, 2011
1:10 pm

Yaaaah Slim and Celisea are here

Sanaa Lathan

July 8th, 2011
1:11 pm

Celisea

July 8th, 2011
1:11 pm

Sooo I war right…Slim being Carrie and Leggs being Nia

I was Angela Bassett

SlimNumeroUno

July 8th, 2011
1:13 pm

I wonder what gave me away as far as Carrie goes…

Leggs

July 8th, 2011
1:13 pm

Dang, Celisea. Didn’t think that was you.

Celisea

July 8th, 2011
1:14 pm

Yep, that was me.

Slim – writing style

Ron Burgundy

July 8th, 2011
1:14 pm

Slim — I am sort of a big deal, thanks for noticing. There’s something I want to tell you, Slim. I want to be on you. No wait, that didn’t come out right. I want to have sex with you, as long as there’s no cuddling required afterwards.

Celisea

July 8th, 2011
1:14 pm

Same thing Leggs…writing style gave you away

Marlo Stansfield aka "Mr Sticky Chin"

July 8th, 2011
1:15 pm

Simple Man…I was also Bubby Bexly

Into the Light

July 8th, 2011
1:15 pm

Hey y’all! I see I missed all the moniker fun. Sorry I’m late…..

Simple Man...

July 8th, 2011
1:17 pm

What happened to you this morning ITL??? Got Hung up listening to Gerald and Will??? :)

Into the Light

July 8th, 2011
1:18 pm

Off today…..yippee!

Black Coffy...no sugar...no cream ;-)

July 8th, 2011
1:18 pm

Side note: Please,please don’t let it rain….please

Ladies/Fellas are we adding any chapters to thr blog edition of The Zane Chronicles today?…

Into the Light

July 8th, 2011
1:20 pm

Something like that, Simple… I’m actually at the pool. :)

Lovely Brown

July 8th, 2011
1:21 pm

Jill Scott

All of my guesses were wrong, oh well! :lol:

Leggs

July 8th, 2011
1:23 pm

@Celisea ~ I know. That’s why I switched to Alfre.

SimpleM ~ I guessed you immediately!

UGA 1999

July 8th, 2011
1:26 pm

ITL…I am heading to the lake…I love the water.

Black Coffy...no sugar...no cream ;-)

July 8th, 2011
1:26 pm

Well I must’ve been hell-a-obvious since I got called out first…

Casey Anthony

July 8th, 2011
1:29 pm

I once had a hook up that was so bad, that right after it was done, I went to th bathroom, got cleaned up, got dressed and said “see ya”! Usually, I don’t ever have bad sex, but he was tiny and I put on an Oscar worthy show. It was the first time I felt like I was the guy!!!

UGA 1999

July 8th, 2011
1:31 pm

Casey…ok THAT was funny!

Leggs

July 8th, 2011
1:32 pm

It was Coffy! Heck, I got called out after 2 posts (I think).

SlimNumeroUno

July 8th, 2011
1:40 pm

It definitely looks like the skies may shed some tears….a perfect time to sit back while I eat my sammich and read some more Blog Sex Chronicals…ok, who’s up first? lol (

Black Coffy...no sugar...no cream ;-)

July 8th, 2011
1:41 pm

Usually, I don’t ever have bad sex, but he was tiny

Yuck!….d**k is like a box of chocolates…you never know whatchu gone get :???:

SlimNumeroUno

July 8th, 2011
1:43 pm

Off topic: Nene Leaks son needs to be stripped down nekkid and beat with hard spaghetti noodles for stealing razors from Walmark

SlimNumeroUno

July 8th, 2011
1:46 pm

Yuck!….d**k is like a box of chocolates…you never know whatchu gone get

You’re right…it may appear to be some nice firm toffee but once you indulge you find yourself wrapped in soft caramel or even more soft nugget wack! lol

Black Coffy...no sugar...no cream ;-)

July 8th, 2011
1:47 pm

He sure does Slim Nu!!

Black Coffy...no sugar...no cream ;-)

July 8th, 2011
1:49 pm

once you indulge you find yourself wrapped in soft caramel or even more soft nugget wack!

that’s the kinda stuff that makes you mad as heyal… You’re thinking you’re about to get “the bizness” and you gets nuthin..

Simple Man...

July 8th, 2011
1:51 pm

Looks like its gonna rain like hell this afternoon…I hope so…ITL, what are doing this evening??? :D

SlimNumeroUno

July 8th, 2011
1:54 pm

I know for women it’s a real crap shoot when it comes to dealing with a guy in the bedroom for the first time…so many factors to consider. However, it doesn’t seem to be that big of a deal to men because from what I hear, there is no such thing as bad puddy. (unless it smell like sardines or something) Right or wrong fellas?

SlimNumeroUno

July 8th, 2011
1:54 pm

Fellas, do you feel the pressure to be able to give a stellar performance??

WilFred

July 8th, 2011
2:00 pm

Bloody hell Carrie, lets got on with it. just come and shag me…..

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
2:00 pm

…..so many factors to consider…

Like??

@Slim…….—————-

Simple Man...

July 8th, 2011
2:00 pm

Slim, any dude that tell you there is no such thing as bad puddy, has not had that much puddy…..I always want to put on a good performance when its time to get down..Not sure if I will call “pressure” but I always want to make the time and effort invested is worth it….

Toni Braxton

July 8th, 2011
2:04 pm

WilFred – Love shoulda brought yo ass home last night…no shag last night…no shag today. Oh and if you hadn’t noticed, Carrie don’t live here anymo either.

kimmie

July 8th, 2011
2:05 pm

I am Sade!

I was off on most. Who was Jill Scott – I thought that was Leggs?

SlimNu

July 8th, 2011
2:07 pm

Levi – Factors being Length, Width, Shape, (long and skinny, short and fat, long and fat, shaped like a torpedo, shaped like a canteen, shaped like an ice cream cone – wide at the top, skinny at the bottom) Then with all those factors, then comes the wave and thrusts….It’s like an oar controlling the boat which will depend on the flow and direction you go in…

Simple – What if you don’t even really like the chick, do you still put forth real effort or are you just using her as a life-sized hand?

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
2:10 pm

those are female factors that affect females,as in your original post?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

WilFred

July 8th, 2011
2:11 pm

What the cuss Toni? Didn’t see it was you me love. Alright then. Have it your way I’ll be over at 8.

Purple Rain

July 8th, 2011
2:11 pm

What’s the topic?

Fred Williamson

July 8th, 2011
2:11 pm

Sardines are for eating. If a woman open her legs and there is a sardine fishy scent I will go back to the Dusk to Dawn set to hook it with the vampire chicks. George are you coming dude?

SlimNu

July 8th, 2011
2:12 pm

The topic is You baby…

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
2:16 pm

Fred I am having so much fun here I don’t want to see Quentin right now. You go ahead and I will catch you later I think I see Toni Braxton.

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
2:17 pm

Slim is a hemarphrodite…..

length,short and fat,long and fat,skinny at the top,shaped like a torpedo….

Female factors…….

:shock:

Ur nether looks real gross! :lol:

Into the Light

July 8th, 2011
2:18 pm

It’s sunny here. Not sure, simple…… :)

Lovely Brown

July 8th, 2011
2:19 pm

Who was Jill Scott – I thought that was Leggs?

I was Jill Scott. I thought Leggs was Carrie B.

WilFred

July 8th, 2011
2:20 pm

Slim is a hemarphrodite…..

“Blimey”

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
2:21 pm

Slim you forgot one the Peyronies disease guy. You know the C shape how would a woman like that?

SlimNu

July 8th, 2011
2:21 pm

Levi – Go somehere and play with your johnson. You wouldn’t know what a perfect nether region looked like if it came and sat on your face. :mrgreen:

Leggs

July 8th, 2011
2:22 pm

I was Nia then switched to Alfre Woodard.

Ha ha ha, kimmie didn’t know who I is!!!

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
2:24 pm

Bristol has the perfect pudsy!

BAM!

SlimNu

July 8th, 2011
2:24 pm

George – I like to call that the ‘GONZO’ :lol:

Black Coffy...no sugar...no cream ;-)

July 8th, 2011
2:24 pm

Factors being Length, Width, Shape, (long and skinny, short and fat, long and fat, shaped like a torpedo, shaped like a canteen, shaped like an ice cream cone – wide at the top, skinny at the bottom)

SlimNu you forgot “the hook”…that can make a he11 of a difference, trust me ;-)

SlimNu

July 8th, 2011
2:25 pm

Casey Anthony

July 8th, 2011
2:25 pm

It’s not even so bad that he was tiny, it’s that he had no skills!!!! He just kind of laid there. I was like “is it in?” I’ve been with a small man before, but he knew he was and took care of me in many other ways!

Black Coffy...no sugar...no cream ;-)

July 8th, 2011
2:26 pm

I like to call that the ‘GONZO’

:shock:

please, please don’t let it rain…

SlimNu

July 8th, 2011
2:28 pm

‘Slim is a hemarphrodite…..”

Yup and the sad part about it is my wang is bigger than yours ;-)

Fred Williamson

July 8th, 2011
2:28 pm

Coffy don’t you worry bout a thing I got your hook, crook, and flail.

Fred Williamson

July 8th, 2011
2:30 pm

Dern Slim, yours is bigger than his. I’m crying.

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
2:33 pm

Fred man I thought you were gone. Tell Quentin if he don’t renegotiate my contract he can kiss Brad’s ass.

Black Coffy...no sugar...no cream ;-)

July 8th, 2011
2:34 pm

It’s not even so bad that he was tiny, it’s that he had no skills!!!!

You’re more fogiving than I am cause I would’ve been out as soon as I realized he had a baby sized you know what…

Black Coffy...no sugar...no cream ;-)

July 8th, 2011
2:36 pm

I got your hook, crook, and flail

oooh don’t tease me Black Ceasar…flail,huh? It’s serious like that?!

SlimNu

July 8th, 2011
2:37 pm

That has to be such a hard life to be a man and have a little beenie weenie for a wang. Even with the best personality, he will always have a great potential for another dude to knock his woman off his block. lol

I’m small and was not blessed with any frontside or backside but to have no wang would be a struggle…walking around scared to argue with your woman bc you know the first thing that’s going to come out of her mouth.

Fred Williamson

July 8th, 2011
2:42 pm

Coffy I am a serious man everybody knows that. Bring that thing here I want some more.

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
2:43 pm

Slim?!

Bless your heart,u small,slim but Deep….

the deep Slim well

Fred Williamson

July 8th, 2011
2:44 pm

And if I can’t get what I want there’s gonna Hell Up In Harlem.

Black Coffy...no sugar...no cream ;-)

July 8th, 2011
2:45 pm

Bring that thing here I want some more.

meeeeeeeooooooowwww…..

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
2:47 pm

Hey Fred lets roll, Carrie stood me up imagine that.

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
2:49 pm

For us guys,the most disappointing thing is to find no grip on that salad.

a puffy,wet and soggy landing with no pull/grip on the Johnson is such a blah……

Worse if her buttocks sag…u hold them but u feel like u drowning…(help!) (help!)..
:lol:

Waste of my Damn Time!

Lovely Brown

July 8th, 2011
2:49 pm

walking around scared to argue with your woman bc you know the first thing that’s going to come out of her mouth

yup….go straight for the jugular :lol:

Black Coffy...no sugar...no cream ;-)

July 8th, 2011
2:50 pm

Sorry George..Fred ain’t goin ’cause he got some work to do..real serious bizness.

Fred Williamson

July 8th, 2011
2:53 pm

Sorry Charlie, I mean George I can not leave at this moment. Me and Coffy got some business to take care of. You can go catch Charlie he’s with two women and a toy.

Carrie Bradshaw

July 8th, 2011
2:57 pm

George – I didn’t stand you up…you tried to slip some knock off Manolo’s pass me.

i'm swiss™

July 8th, 2011
2:58 pm

George Clooney

July 8th, 2011
3:03 pm

Carrie baby nothing is suppose to be knock off from Rodeo Dr. Must have been the limo drivers.

Purple Rain

July 8th, 2011
3:04 pm

Honeyamber

July 8th, 2011
3:05 pm

Enter your comments here

Balckfoote:

July 8th, 2011
3:06 pm

Enter your comments here

i'm swiss™

July 8th, 2011
3:06 pm

‘Sup, Purp. Strange goings on in here today, I see…. :lol:

Blackfoote: The Real blackfoote

July 8th, 2011
3:07 pm

Can I at least spell my name right…..LOL

Simple Man...

July 8th, 2011
3:07 pm

“What if you don’t even really like the chick,”

Slim, Even under those circumstances, I still make it a point to do my thing, because If I just wanna catch one, I will do it myself…If I am going to make the effort to roll like that, Then I wanna really enjoy it… Sex for me is not just about catching a nut…I wanna enjoy the smell, the taste, the interaction, the sounds…. I wanna enjoy sex the same way I go to Chops for a steak instead of O’Charlies….

Blackfoote: The Real blackfoote

July 8th, 2011
3:08 pm

Hey folks:
Enjoy Your Weekend

Black Coffy...no sugar...no cream ;-)

July 8th, 2011
3:10 pm

I wanna enjoy the smell, the taste, the interaction, the sounds….

Simple I think I heart you a little bit after reading that..

Purple Rain

July 8th, 2011
3:12 pm

Hey, Blackfoote.

Swiss, strange things for sure.

Simple, if I didn’t like her I would not be doing the do with her. LOL

Leggs

July 8th, 2011
3:19 pm

@SC ~ did you receive the IPad?

Casey Anthony

July 8th, 2011
3:21 pm

Well, once I realized the size, it was too late to turn back. I tried to make the most of it, but d@mn!!! Now, he’s married to a beautiful woman and I just don’t understand it. He’s a jerk and small on top of that…that woman must not have much experience…

Jennifer Lopez (It's my Beauty not my Booty)

July 8th, 2011
3:23 pm

Oh wow! I see I missed a lot today! Let’s see, I hate doing the walk of shame. But who gives a dayum if people know I am just getting in at 8AM from a night of hair pulling, butt smacking, say my name and who’s my b**ch type sex? I just don’t want to be seen looking busted! :lol:

I want a guy to go home after sex. I do not want to spoon. Because when I am ready to sleep, get off me! My bed is big enough for us not to touch. But if you snore, you will geta foot in your butt to push you out of the bed. Then I will usher you to the couch, guest room or out of my home! and no, I will not make you breakfast! There is a Mickey Dee’s in every neighborhood. :evil: :lol:

Casey Anthony

July 8th, 2011
3:24 pm

My current s/o and I joke about it all the time!!! Anytime we run into something (anything) that is small, we call it the “insert guy’s name here”. Lucky, I got a good one now!

For Real

July 8th, 2011
3:29 pm

What up Blog Fam!!! What’s with the different names?

For Real now wondering if he has been blogging with MCH/Wifey all this time.

Purple Rain

July 8th, 2011
3:46 pm

Ms Lopez is BMW.

Casey Anthony your last two post do not make any sense.

For Real, yeah dude you may have a limp wrist bro. Want a B.A.B. t-shirt?

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
3:51 pm

@For Real?

If we got different names that means we may not be ‘ur’ family…the fam u know..

U lost homie…

WilFred

July 8th, 2011
3:52 pm

Toni- me love are ya still here ?

Black Coffy...no sugar...no cream ;-)

July 8th, 2011
3:58 pm

He’s a jerk and small on top of that…that woman must not have much experience…

She either has a side piece or a B.O.B.(battery operated boyfriend)….

Jennifer Lopez (It's my Beauty not my Booty)

July 8th, 2011
4:01 pm

Purple Rain….you know me so well! What gave me away? :lol:

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
4:05 pm

Jennifer?

what gave u away…ofcourse your A1+ bootey

:lol:

Purple Rain

July 8th, 2011
4:05 pm

Ms Lopez, when you said butt smacking and pulling you hair….I just remembered the last person to say that to me that made me go to Mickey Dees afterwards :)

Purple Rain

July 8th, 2011
4:08 pm

Is Levi exiled?

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
4:11 pm

does Exile write good English?

Purple Rain

July 8th, 2011
4:17 pm

LOL, I guess not. That was the funniest thing typed today!

TenderRoni

July 8th, 2011
4:19 pm

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
4:24 pm

How young are u TenderRoni?

busy or occupied this week end?

vacancy much?

Purple Rain

July 8th, 2011
4:29 pm

Blackfoote: The Real Blackfoote

July 8th, 2011
4:29 pm

Nobody guessed who I was well I am a wolf.

Jill Scott

July 8th, 2011
4:32 pm

maybe we can feel the breeze, roll the trees or listen to a symphony……

Y’all have a good weekend, Ciao!

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
4:38 pm

I have a date to water my garden so yea,it’s gonna be a good weekend.

Absolutely!

Monday,I switch back to regular blogging ID

Lauren Hill

July 8th, 2011
4:43 pm

Since I’m pregnant AGAIN I guess I won’t be writing any music or smoking any weed this weekend…But I can spend the ENTIRE weekend washing my hair!!!!

Jennifer Lopez (It's my Beauty not my Booty)

July 8th, 2011
4:48 pm

PURPLE….OMG….that was a good one! :lol:

LAUREN HILL…you are going to hell in a cheap handbag for that one! :lol:

Oh, I am off to have my weekly booty exfoliation. Gotta keep it soft since the world see it on tv all the time! :lol:

Casey Anthony

July 8th, 2011
4:49 pm

Purple…if you saw my previous posts, than it would make sense.

eNUf!!

July 8th, 2011
4:49 pm

sometimes stupidity never ends *kanye shrug*

Into the Light

July 8th, 2011
4:50 pm

It started raining. :(
I’m co signing coffy’s post re: Simple’s comment.

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
4:51 pm

Lauren?

do u still maintain the Bob Marley son!?

He just gives u babies..that’s all he do

eating,f-cking,eating,f-cking

U

Lauren Hill

July 8th, 2011
4:52 pm

Sir some of us life the simple life…..and love can feed my entire family

Lauren Hill

July 8th, 2011
4:53 pm

oops live the simple life

Levi Johnson!

July 8th, 2011
4:57 pm

Lauren

yea when u blow that puff u see no evil

Rastafari Jah!

Simple Man...

July 8th, 2011
5:04 pm

ITL & Coffy = :D :) :D

Purple Rain

July 8th, 2011
5:10 pm

Have a good weekend, next Friday we will all use the same name as each other. Becaue today was a cluster. LOL

Into the Light

July 8th, 2011
5:24 pm

Have a good weekend, all.

Beverly Hall

July 9th, 2011
7:52 pm

I make one mistake and now everyone is attacking.
As this blog clearly indicates…everyone cheats.

No Hookumup

July 9th, 2011
10:10 pm

How casually you all ‘hook up”. Back in my younger hippie days, we called it free love, but what you all are talking about doesn’t seem to have any loving involved. Just hook up like a nut and bolt…sounds awfully cold to me.

Jon

July 10th, 2011
7:09 am

Worst paper ever. Worst article ever

Hookup

July 10th, 2011
7:24 am

I don’t like it when chicks leave stuff laying around after they leave then another chick sees it and gets mad, especially underwear under the covers.