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All the right moves

One of my friends “over shared” his secret to figuring out who would be good in bed and who would be bad.  I argued that there is simply no way to tell that sort of thing.  You can speculate and imagine, but you don’t know who will have all the right moves and who will send you into fits of frustration.

Personally, I don’ t ever think that men are sizing me up like that..I’m oblivious to it.  That is how I prefer to remain because being sexy and wanting to appeal to men is one thing.  Trying to display anything beyond that sounds like too much energy.

At any rate,  is it common for some guys to imagine who would be good and who wouldn’t?  Another guy friend told me that a person’s looks directly correlates to their skills.  Honestly, I found that offensive.  What do you think, good looking people aren’t good in bed?

By Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta

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David

May 26th, 2011
8:10 am

Ummm….yeah. Practically every man imagines if a woman is good in bed by the way she walks, carries herself and especially dances. I did that at a traffic light this morning, will do so at work and will do so on the way home tonight. And this is a big deal?

Lana

May 26th, 2011
8:12 am

Both genders do it. That’s no secret. Some call it
“undressing him/her with your eyes”. Now I don’t walk up and feel the size of his manhood, but I sure do imagine what he would be like in bed. If he’s a hottie, that’s one of the first things I do.

Wifey

May 26th, 2011
8:13 am

Well, duh…..

knockoutblonde

May 26th, 2011
8:18 am

@Wise Diva…too much energy? Holy cow! I’ll put every ounce of energy into being sexy (don’t give me this pant load about it being shallow) and sensual. My man better do it as well. It’s a constant state of being even at work, in a professional way. You can be at a board meeting or on a sales appointment, be all professional, informative and still have that sparkle in your eye. That’s why women can make men do pretty much anything we want them to if you play your cards right and push the right buttons. Wallflowers, drop and give me twenty!

Dan - Simply....Superior

May 26th, 2011
8:33 am

@KOB

I was with you til that second to last sentence.

Haven’t met the female yet that “make me do what [she] wants me to do” because 9 of 10 times, I’m not pressed to get her.

On topic:

Dancing tells you nothing – when that thang hit, all that “dropping low” and “twerking” ceases; buleeve me.

Walking is an indicator. I’ve literally followed a woman down the street (which I don’t do) because of the walk. I’m batting 50% on that indicator – cause sometimes, those heels distort the natural.

And their looks, please. Some “pretty” chicks don’t get down like that because they feel like they’re pretty and don’t have to. In that, an “ugly duckling” pretty chick (used to ‘meh’ grew into beautiful) are the best at it because of their latent insecurities.

Yeap. Figuring this kinda thing out is not as hard (or simple) as people make it.

Good morning

aromaticcurator

May 26th, 2011
8:38 am

I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, http://BidsWork.com

Dave

May 26th, 2011
8:44 am

I can honestly say that the most absolutely stunning woman I ever dated (forner Hawaiin Tropic model) was about a 3 when it came to “hittin that thang”. Frequency…all the time. But for quality…about a 3. And trust me, this chick looks were an 11. So looks are no indicator.

My personal best indicator is the personality, openness, daring-do and excitability. You hear that if they talk the talk, it ain’t the truth. But more times than not, in my own experience, when they talk like that, they play like that. It’s just much more than one item to consider.

White man moonwalking

May 26th, 2011
8:50 am

If they keep themselves relatively fit, have an outgoing personality, have a bit of an edge in their conversation and can communicate with their eyes, that’s all I need to at least go for a test drive. Oh, a special consideration goes out if they play sports well. That means they know how to sweat and enjoy doing it. Female tennis players and vollyball players get extra props.

Lana

May 26th, 2011
8:54 am

I think it’s easier to tell things like this when you are watching and observing a woman than if you do the same with a man. With men, it’s probably the way they talk and the words they use. Men have to start off with a tight body (no fatties or anorexics for me) to get the CD playing. The song that comes out is the clincher. Just me, I guess.

Randyt (Been There, Done That, Got a Closet FULL of T-Shirts)

May 26th, 2011
8:57 am

“You can’t tell the book by the cover”

There is a reason for that trite but true expression. It is more than just looks…it is how the two of you mesh together also. i’ve been with beautiful women and it seemed we were woking at cross purposes or always in the “wrong place” at the wrong time. The best I’ve had were ones who totally surprised me…straight on the outside, part “Rick Jame’s Superfreak” behind closed doors.

I imagine, but only in a superficial way…”the real proof is in the ‘pudding’ (or fill in the blank)”.

Randyt (Been There, Done That, Got a Closet FULL of T-Shirts)

May 26th, 2011
8:59 am

sorry for the typos

Rational Citizen

May 26th, 2011
9:08 am

While there are always exceptions, typically the crazier a woman is the better she will be in bed.

Superman

May 26th, 2011
9:09 am

Just a quick question…sorry for not being sure.. Is this an primarily an African American blog?

Superman

May 26th, 2011
9:16 am

Women who have their nipples pierced or shave their hoohaa are great in bed.

Wifey

May 26th, 2011
9:22 am

You can always tell the women that really, really love to do “it” because they are exploring different ways and angles to enhance their own pleasure and they always look forward to the next time. The other women have inhibitions, hang ups and emotional barriers and keep putting off the next time. I would fit into the first catagory.

Oh and Superman, I am white, so it isn’t exclusive.

Superman

May 26th, 2011
9:25 am

I’m AA myself, and I just tend to open up more when I’m talking to my sistas… even though you never really know who you are talking to on these things! :)

Ann

May 26th, 2011
9:26 am

Superman, does it matter?

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
9:27 am

Superman – What’s makes you suspect there are more AA’s here than non-AA’s?

Wifey

May 26th, 2011
9:27 am

@Superman, I cannot believe that their are women that don’t shave or trim down there. At the very least a trim and leave a patch up front. Never met a man that didn’t prefer it smooth.

Ann

May 26th, 2011
9:29 am

Wifey, my last BF loved it au naturel.

UGA fan

May 26th, 2011
9:31 am

I know what you mean Wifey… I prefer my women smooth, don’t want a hair on my tongue, they are impossible to get off!! LOL I myself stay trimmed short and neat on top, and shave “the boys” smooth

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
9:35 am

Another guy friend told me that a person’s looks directly correlates to their skills. = This has to be one of the dumbest things I’ve read this morning.

One’s personality, openness can be indicators of how they are in bed. Dancing, hmmmm, perhaps a little. Just cuz you can pump the air while dancing, may not necessarily translate to bumping between the sheets.

Oh, and good morning to all of you!

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
9:36 am

I’m AA myself, and I just tend to open up more when I’m talking to my sistas… even though you never really know who you are talking to on these things

Super – Well, being that we can’t see who we’re talking to, feel free to be as open as you can be. Openness makes the day go by, so bring the juicy. ;-)

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
9:38 am

Leggs – MORNING, what a way to make an entrance :lol:

Superman

May 26th, 2011
9:40 am

Thanks SlimNu.. juicy is my favorite.. ;)

UGA fan

May 26th, 2011
9:41 am

So, Wifey, I assume you must be married.. :(

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
9:41 am

Haystack Calhoun

May 26th, 2011
9:45 am

Lana was o.k.
but a little flabby in the hips.

Wifey

May 26th, 2011
9:46 am

UGA fan, nope. Going through a long divorce. But I started back on the dating scene not long after I filed.

Lovely Brown

May 26th, 2011
9:48 am

Walking is an indicator. I’ve literally followed a woman down the street (which I don’t do) because of the walk. I’m batting 50% on that indicator – cause sometimes, those heels distort the natural

@Dan- This made me smile real big. I had a guy tell me one time that I walked like ‘it’ was good. :mrgreen:

Looks are not a good way to judge at all. I had a good looking wrestler, fitness nut boyfriend who was a minute man…the only thing that keep us together as long as we were was his personality was/is top shelf, one the nicest people you will ever meet.

My husband when I met him, all though good looking he may have weigh about 130lbs soaking wet…. he was a lil bitty thang with a big thang and skills, he had/has the goods! I think it just depends on the person, the luck of the draw :-)

UGA fan

May 26th, 2011
9:48 am

hmm….ever met any hot 36 year old guys on a dating blog?? LOL

Superman

May 26th, 2011
9:51 am

SlimNu.. LOVE that gap.. yummy! I think it is an attitude and that look in a woman’s eyes that really let you know that she loves to ride it…

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
9:52 am

Leggs – For whatever reason, when I read your first post, I pictured Clair Huxtable talking to Vanessa for something she did and just plain stated she was being stupid. LOL!

So tell me fellas, what is it you look for in a walk that gives the impression ole girl has some good puddy? I heard back in the day that if a girl had a GAP (space up close to the puddy area instead of the thighs rubbing together) that it was a good indicator. When I stand with my feet together, you can see what’s behind me since the thighs don’t touch. :lol:

Purple Rain(In Atlanta for the Weekend!)

May 26th, 2011
9:56 am

Is this blog primarily African American or White? I ‘m not neither and I would still like to participate. :)

I think ugly women would suck in bed, but then again I hope all women “suck” in bed and I have never had an ugly woman…according to my standard!

We are in town, she’s visiting her buds showing off Dante and I am partying with Arturo!

Adam

May 26th, 2011
9:56 am

Did Eve shave or trim down there and make it smooth in the Garden of Eden?

I prefer God’s work over Gillette Venus and reddish stubble.

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
9:58 am

@SlimNU ~ I remember that episode. I think they were in her bedroom talking and she’s sitting there all meekish trying to explain herself.

And, I’ve heard the “gap” theory my entire life. I’ve been told I have a nice walk. One Jamaican told me I had a “nice, long gait.” I laughed at him comparing me to a horse!

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
9:58 am

reddish stubble….you like those Irish chicks (lolol).

Dan - Simply....Superior

May 26th, 2011
9:59 am

@Slim

Some guys just like that visual of the “gap”, so that’s that on that. I’ve found it not to be a viable indicator.

For me, the walk is hips swaying (naturally), long strides, oblivious to the world, rythmic motion – best I can describe it.

Thing of it is the “walk” is in heels, flats, form fitting, or loose clothing. It’s just a walk.

Smelling good and being attractive has had me floating on air like one of those cartoon characters after a piece of ham.

UGA fan

May 26th, 2011
9:59 am

Sorry Adam… that’s a bad look! I have short hair up on my big head, and I like a neatly trimmed/ shaved look down by my little head!

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
9:59 am

Adam – It’s basically different strokes for different folks. I’ve known guys who go for the clean shaven bald CT, come go for well-trimmed hair & side burns, and some go for the BUSH!!!!! Guess it just depends on what tickles your pickle or floats your boat.

Tranny

May 26th, 2011
9:59 am

Let’s get to another point, are more fit people better or “less fit”?

Purple Rain(In Atlanta for the Weekend!)

May 26th, 2011
10:01 am

Is this blog primarily African American or White? I ‘m not neither and I would still like to participate.

I think ugly women would suck in bed, but then again I hope all women “suck” in bed and I have never had an ugly woman…according to my standard!

We are in town, she’s visiting her buds showing off Dante and I am partying with Arturo!

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
10:05 am

Walk has nothing to do with how good a woman is in bed, been there done that. Fitness relates to stamina….out of shape, then that woman is out of gas around round 2 or 3. The most prudish and stiff of women can knock your socks off in bed. Don’t be startled just because she kept it all under wraps. LOL

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
10:05 am

If she can deep throat a cucumber, egg plant or bananna that is a good physical indicator to me. LOL

Superman, I am not attracted to out of shape women so I don’t take that risk.

Simple Man....

May 26th, 2011
10:06 am

Morning Folks…..

I don’t think there is a physical give away as to whether a person is good in the sack, but spend a few minutes talking to them and you will have apretty sure indicator….Its in their eyes and the way they think..Their words and their “air” tells volume about their confidence level and thats where greatness in the sack comes from….

Superman

May 26th, 2011
10:06 am

But sometimes an out of shape or not as attractive person can be better, because they don’t get that many opportunities.. and so they think about sex all the time! (man or woman)

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
10:07 am

Many would be operating on fumes with round 3…especially if round ond and 2 was a rigorus, bone thrusting workout!

Superman

May 26th, 2011
10:08 am

thoughts on threesomes anyone?

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
10:09 am

Leggs, it’s not a job it’s an adventure.

If she can deep throat a cucumber, egg plant or bananna that is a good physical indicator to me. LOL

Superman, I am not attracted to out of shape women so I don’t take that risk.

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
10:10 am

Superman, if all parties involved are single it’s okay. If anyone is married/serious relationship it’s a bad thing. IMO

Superman

May 26th, 2011
10:11 am

As a straight man, of course I’d prefer MFF, but I’d be into a MMF with a couple as long as the other guy and I don’t touch! LOL

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
10:13 am

Never said anything about it being a job….any bone trusting event is an adventure!!!

@PR ~ when have you been in a position to see a woman deep throat an egg plant? Time for you to get off that farm. :wink:

@Superman ~ yesterday’s blog touched on 3somes…you’re a dollar short today. :wink:

Adam

May 26th, 2011
10:14 am

Au Naturel
and
Organic is good.

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
10:16 am

“their “air” tells volume about their confidence level”

Unfortunately, high self esteem and a healthy level of self confidence are not guarantees of sexual prowess either. The worst two sexual encounters that I have ever had in my life were with guys who had a rather high opinion of themselves. (Seems as if it made them less willing to please.)

Physical indicators of sexual ability are the stuff of urban legends. The proof is really only in the pudding of the action, the connection and how comfortable the woman is with her body and in her sexuality.

Side question – why does the phrase “in touch with my sexuality” and/or “comfortable with my body,” largely, seem to apply only to women? Do heterosexual men not have sexuality/body issues? Or were they, for the most part, born “good” with what they got?

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
10:17 am

I just submitted that post and it now says I submitted it at 10:13…NOT!

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
10:18 am

SexyCool, I grew into my wang, It has always been ready to do it’s job! So yes I was born good with what I got. LOL. As a child I knew one day I would have to harness and control the power I was born with. LOL

Superman, no MMF for me…ever. Two naked guys should never be withing 30 feet of each other while trying to give or get an orgasm.

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
10:20 am

Leggs, here in Atlanta. LOL oh she didn’t deepthroat the Eggplant, she inserted it elsewhere, but she could deepthroat a cucmber and bananna. She was a vegan, but she wanted my meat!

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
10:20 am

UGA fan – how tall are you? (Just want to confirm something. Thx)

UGA fan

May 26th, 2011
10:20 am

SexyCool.. As a hetero man, I can say I sometimes have body issues.. but it is usually after the holidays when I’ve got an extra 10 lbs around the waist… LOL But when I’m working out and rocking the 32″ waistline like now, it makes me want to please a woman even more! ;)

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
10:22 am

Superman, call it what you want. Your comment makes me think that you are not straight and are fishing. 2 women pleasing one guy is fun…but obviously you like the 2 men 1 woman idea better.

Superman

May 26th, 2011
10:23 am

Leggs.. it is always a good time for a threesome, right?? ;)

Purple Rain… that sounds very homophobic! if you are completely secure with being straight, like myself, 2 guys pleasing one woman could be fun!

Dan - Simply....Superior

May 26th, 2011
10:24 am

@SC

Yeah, I have.

But like discovering “your” drink – the one you like to the exclusion of everything else, or your style, eventually, you grow into a level of comfort.

Compliments help, insults motivate, but overall experience is the best barometer of the level of comfort you attain.

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
10:25 am

Small in size or stature does not equate to In shape…believe me I know :lol:

UGA fan

May 26th, 2011
10:26 am

SexyCool, I’m a shade over 6′ why??

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
10:26 am

Superman, call it what you want. Your comment makes me think that you are not straight and are fishing. 2 women pleasing one guy is fun…but obviously you like the 2 men 1 woman idea better.

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
10:27 am

‘when have you been in a position to see a woman deep throat an egg plant?’

:lol: I have NO idea why I didn’t think about that. An eggplant is not a small slender vegetable by any means….Can you say stretch marks around the mouth :shock:

Superman

May 26th, 2011
10:28 am

PR.. not gay at all, I’d prefer to watch 2 ladies play with me (and each other) :)

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
10:28 am

That was funny, PR…she’s a vegan but she wanted your meat…you’re mighty clever this morning!

@Superman ~ no, it’s not always a good time for a 3some!

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
10:30 am

Superman, LOL

Leggs, I got to sleep in this morning!

Dan - Simply....Superior

May 26th, 2011
10:31 am

@PR – holla at cha boy if you getting out this weekend.

And, um, her ability to deep thoat a fruit or vegetable does not impress the D in the slightest.

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
10:32 am

Dan, sounds like a plan the only thing I have to do is go to the Jazz Fest with the wife and friends otherwise I am free!

Simple Man....

May 26th, 2011
10:32 am

Sexycool..I didn’t mean confidence like that LOL I was more refering to being comfortable with who the are, what they want and how they plan to get it….A woman that is happy with who she is and where she is in life is almost ALWAYS great in bed…Same for a guy… Happy people are great lovers if for no other reason , because they are not hung up on outside stuff…

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
10:32 am

With a 32″ waist, in my opinion, you had to be short or a bit too thin for how I like ‘em.

But yeah, you’re right. It’s a great feeling when the workouts are paying off and your body is looking just like you want it to. And being that this weekend is a holiday, be sure to push back from the table and stick to your pushups.

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
10:33 am

Leggs, yes with my eyes wide open!

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
10:34 am

@Dan, would you be impressed if she could deep throat a coke bottle (LOLOL)?

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
10:34 am

I find that the more comfortable one is with their body image or whatever, the better the humping can be. I couldn’t imagine being with a dude who felt so bad about himself that he would never want to shower with me, or ever want to do it with the lights on and buket nekkid. That would be a turn off. I’m sure you guys have experienced a chick who had to at least keep a large t-shirt on while doing the do. To me, there is something about being totally skin to skin and comfortable

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
10:34 am

Glad you got your rest, PR! You’re in Atlanta on Memorial Day weekend. You’re going to need all the rest you can get if you plan on partying hard!

UGA fan

May 26th, 2011
10:37 am

SexyCool.. I got ya, everyone has their body type they are attracted to… I’m cut on my arms ans chest, but a bit on the thin side… imagine a runner or swimmer’s body :) I’ll never be one of those thick body builders with no neck! LOL

UGA fan

May 26th, 2011
10:37 am

So SexyCool.. what about you… ;)

Sassy Me...Stir it Up :-)

May 26th, 2011
10:38 am

I think it just depends on the person, the luck of the draw

I agree with that. One of my bff’s in Florida once told me, D@*k is like a box of chocolates,you never know what you gone get”.

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
10:38 am

UGA – that’s not a bad body at all. (lol)

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
10:39 am

SexyC:
Got the experience through an older girl when I was a teen. I knew a little and she showed me the basics that’s how I learned.

Dan - Simply....Superior

May 26th, 2011
10:40 am

@Leggs – no, that’d actually make me nervous; like, how did you find out about that particular talent.

@SC – to that 10:32, I ran into an ex “friend” a couple weekends back and she commented on my loss of weight “you been working out….lost a little of that pudge around the face” and I instantly thought “how did I look?”

Point is, the greatest feeling (for me) is when you’re doing for health and other people notice the change in ways you don’t.

Dan - Simply....Superior

May 26th, 2011
10:41 am

Related: I got fitted for the tux and went down to a 48 inch chest….from the 52….I miss not having a neck

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
10:42 am

@SexyC ~ that sounds like a very nice body (smiling)!

I hear you, Dan.

And, apparently, you looked pudgy around the face (lol). That’s what she said!

UGA fan

May 26th, 2011
10:42 am

So SexyCool … what about you…. ;)

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
10:42 am

Well if you’re slim, heavy skinny or fat you’re just the right size to do the cabbage patch!

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
10:45 am

I’m 5′10…but nothing else overly special going on over here.

UGA fan

May 26th, 2011
10:45 am

5′10 is hot.. I love those loooong legs! LOL

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
10:46 am

So amazed every time I see the word cock on display :lol:

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
10:46 am

Purple you in town where are you hangin at?

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
10:47 am

Just thought todays standards might suggest I was being molested by an older woman, sho is glad of that……..LOL

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
10:48 am

UGA fan, I am cock blocking back off of Sexy Cool(protecting TheDude’s interest, not that I need to). No I did not violate a man law because You are not a part of the MLB!

Blackfoote, downtown!

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
10:49 am

LOL, even I wanted to cock block SexyC, but I have no cock!

UGA fan

May 26th, 2011
10:51 am

SlimNu, if you are amazed by the WORD cock on display, I’d like to see how you react to REAL cock on display! LOL

alphaDog

May 26th, 2011
10:53 am

I don’t like this discussion based on who is “good looking” or attractive. So let’s be descriptive. My “type” has always been tall, slender and light. They’ve typically been proven to be on the reserved, especially my frigid ex. I’ve found the short dark ones to be great in bed and a few short, overweight women to be absolutely fantastic once the lights go out! Conclusion is you can not tell by looks, personality is a key but experience is the only true indicator. Who’s next?

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
10:53 am

I’d like to see how you react to REAL cock on display!

UGS – Um….that wasn’t very clever. Sorry. But i’ll forgive you this one time. ;-)

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
10:56 am

Cool don’t live far from downtown may catch you before you leave.

Randyt (Been There, Done That, Got a Closet FULL of T-Shirts)

May 26th, 2011
10:56 am

Regarding womens and mens body issues…men have them too, just is manifested in a different way. Men are consciously or subconsciously always comparing their (fill in the blank) size to the next guy, both figuratively as well as literally. For men, it is not about looks, it is about PERFORMANCE, whether in sex, business, sports, etc. Men have a compulsive need to be “better” than the next guy. That is why there are so many Larda$$ed “Busters” out there that are rounder than they are tall but somehow think they are studs…they aare focussing on their perception of their performance.

Men are just as paranoid…just in a different way.

Dan - Simply....Superior

May 26th, 2011
11:00 am

Descriptive:

I don’t have a “type” other than female.

I’ve dated skin color/shade/tone, nationalities, races, creeds, ethnicities, height (except a midget – never got that checked off), weight, breast size, waist size, ankle size of all kinds AD, and I’ll tell you truthfully – it bout don’t matter.

Personality means nothing on that kitchen counter, cause right then, she (and you) aren’t in your right minds. You and her (should be) in the lizard brain, fight or flight, fulfill this urge expression of emotion.

I’ve hardly had a woman make me laugh during a session so, yeah; personality helps, but it don’t matter neither.

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
11:00 am

LOL……@Leggs

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
11:00 am

UGA – I wasn’t flirting, I promise. Just compliments. (lol)

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
11:00 am

@SlimNU ~ that’s how I felt with the comment to me on 3somes, as if my moniker had something to do with it. I was going to let it wash down my back.

Randyt (Been There, Done That, Got a Closet FULL of T-Shirts)

May 26th, 2011
11:01 am

@ SlimNu re “not afraid to be naked”. That is why I seem to always lose at strip gin rummy whils sitting on the back porches of townhomes and take “plenty of showers”. Not the size, just follow the old adage…”when in doubt, whip it out”.;-)

Randyt (Been There, Done That, Got a Closet FULL of T-Shirts)

May 26th, 2011
11:02 am

@ Dan…I got dumped by a “midget” once…thoroughly disheartening ;-)

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
11:04 am

Blackfoote, I am here until Tuesday

Tiffani Day

May 26th, 2011
11:05 am

Some women that are too well kept and men that are too well kept, are often a bit RIGID in bed. Just too cute to get nasty. That is why you see men such as ARNOLD getting down with that busted up maid because there may have been some things Maria was too cute to do. Highly attractive people often survive off looks alone. Much the same way RICH men SUCK in bed and feel that they need to be served VERSUS the BROKE dudes that turn you out to get in your wallet.

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
11:06 am

SexyCool, if you are going to step out…step out with someone you know. Like a tall fit italian. LOL

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
11:08 am

RandyT – lol….reminds me of a time the beau and I were playing strip tonk. I think he cheated because he was pretty much still fully covered in clothes. I on the other hand… :oops:

abc

May 26th, 2011
11:09 am

I respectfully disagree, Randy. As a man, I couldn’t possibly care less about my relative performance, physical attributes, or any other comparisons between me and anyone else.

And, I don’t make any special effort to make sure she gets hers. That’s up to her. I’m there to get mine, and if she makes an equal effort, it’s on.

That’s the way it’s always been for me. No agendas, no game plans, no checklists, no nothing, just be spontaneous and get your own. It’s always worked out quite well for me and for the ones I’ve been with. That said, I can’t say I’ve EVER had a less than satisfying experience, and I’ve never had a partner tell me she had, either. Supposed issues of ‘talent’ are kind of stupid, in my opinion. Just bring it, it’ll all be fine.

Now, that’s all I intend to contribute to the sex talk. It ain’t right, yall!

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
11:10 am

abc – So let me get this straight, you don’t put forth any effort to help make the horizontal tango pleasurable for your SO? She has to get it on her own?

Dan - Simply....Superior

May 26th, 2011
11:12 am

@Randy – I’m sorry that happened, here’s hoping were over her quickly

@Slim – I set the deck, pull out err trick I know (look over there) when playing strip nething

@Tiffany – ^5 on that..

If she worried about breaking a nail, she was too prissy to ride this ride

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
11:13 am

Downtown you’re either on Peachtree or Marietta streets, I’ll have to show you some more of our southern hospitality. Hit me up rlrobins3@comcast.net.

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
11:14 am

Blackfoote, you correct.

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
11:15 am

“And, I don’t make any special effort to make sure she gets hers. That’s up to her. I’m there to get mine, and if she makes an equal effort, it’s on.”

Dang, abc. Have to respect your honesty. I believe you might be the first male I’ve heard say that.

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
11:16 am

Naw, Purp…I’m good. Besides, it’s too croweded over your way…the wife, her purse, the baby, his car seat. Naw, I’ll stick with TheDude and the dog.

abc

May 26th, 2011
11:17 am

SlimNu, it’s a matter of my efforts having a reciprocal effect, and her efforts having a likewise reciprocal effect, without reference to Kama Sutra or any other reference of technique. Spontaneous variety, improvised on the spot, is the deal. I want it this way, now I want it that way, etc. I’ve never had an experience where my partner didn’t understand that to get hers would require her to lilkewise go after it — it’s not as if one just sits back and insists ‘give me mine’. You have to come and get it.

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
11:21 am

@SlimNu ~ does your email address start with a “k”

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
11:22 am

LOL…..@abc
I respect a man who get his and have no worries….LOL

I have stumbled a few times abc but I was taught by an older woman to let them get theirs first.

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
11:24 am

abc, LOL

I make sure she gets hers…always! LOL

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
11:44 am

Leggs – Yup ;-)

Fion

May 26th, 2011
11:49 am

Fella’s, sure fire way to tell if she is smoking “HOT” in bed and will make
your eyes roll back in your head.

Notice how she Drives a car. If she drives fast and aggressively, hold on, you’ve hooked a “Live” one.
If drives conservatively, always within the speed limit, very vanilla. Well it’s just that vanilla.

Celisea

May 26th, 2011
11:52 am

Leggs – You got mail

Dan - Simply....Superior

May 26th, 2011
11:54 am

for the record: motivation is on both the workout and R & B mix; it’s just that dope

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
11:55 am

it’s not as if one just sits back and insists ‘give me mine’. You have to come and get it

Well I can’t i’ve ever had that mentality either to just sit back….unless of course I was being given some MPA (mouth piece action) but even then, I still have to be receptive & open to the big O

Dan - Simply....Superior

May 26th, 2011
12:03 pm

@Slim

That’s just selfish

MPA is one activity that can be shared..

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
12:06 pm

@Fion ~ that too is not a good indicator (lol).

Simple Man....

May 26th, 2011
12:06 pm

{sigh….} Nothing in the world like some good ole’ fashion MPA…. :) :D:)

Fion

May 26th, 2011
12:07 pm

@Leggs Fion ~ that too is not a good indicator (lol).

ok, if you think so. Listen, I stumbled on to this in my 20’s. I’ll say this.I’ve been right more times
than I’ve wrong. :)

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
12:07 pm

MPA can be shared but i’m speaking of when it’s only on a one-way street at the time. lol

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
12:13 pm

The fact you’ve been wrong says something about how reliable that indicator is. :wink:

Honestly, I have a friend that drives somewhat like Ms. Daisy. She always complains about how fast I drive compared to her driving. If the stories she tells me of her sexual romps are true, your theory is flawed. She’s a slow, cautious driver, but she’s wild when not behind the wheel!

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
12:17 pm

Leggs – now you know some folks lie about their stuff. And I don’t anybody who will say, “Sex with me is pretty horrible.”

Fion

May 26th, 2011
12:17 pm

@Leggs

“She always complains about how fast I drive compared to her driving. ”

oh,hooo!!!! So Leggs what does that say about you?

Fion

May 26th, 2011
12:30 pm

Hey, it’s a holiday weekend. If you got time for Lab work here ya go.

All the Blog men, raise your right hand and put on that White Lab jacket.
Now repeat after me,

“I hereby conduct this experiment in good faith for the good of all mankind.’
If successful in running into a Freak (cuse me) a lady with considerable talent
I will conduct myself as a Gentleman at all times and Bang her Brains out.

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
12:30 pm

@SexyC ~ of course people lie about their romps. You also know which one of your “good” friends are telling the truth (for the most part).

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
12:36 pm

Fion now that I think about it, driving is a good indicator. Great point!

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
12:37 pm

Some people just aren’t ’sex’ people for whatever reason.

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
12:38 pm

Men, do you all naturally assume a chick is probably better in bed if she’s more open with talking about sex?

TenderRoni

May 26th, 2011
12:38 pm

Hi All,

I’ve never heard this theory of looks correlating to skills in the bedroom. That’s Ludicrous!

I lean towards comfort and communication that i have with the man, and of course if I’m emotional connected with him, the O is easier to get too.

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
12:43 pm

I thought is was Ludacris…..(I kid. I kid.)

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
12:48 pm

I cannot hear that word and not think of Mike Tyson. He used that word so much I thought it was his middle name!

Dan - Simply....Superior

May 26th, 2011
12:48 pm

@Slim

If we can talk about (not necessarily dirty), just likes, dislikes, attempts at finding likes/dislikes, etc.

If it’s not a taboo subject (like “I’m eating, not now”)

If it can be the centerpiece of a measured conversation in public,

If it can be a running joke (’ow, cramp, cramp’)

If it’s a playful, yet intimate thing that you too can talk about, then yes; it make her better at it, by letting me know what she knows about pleasing her.

Yeap. Conversations about/alluding to/referencing/commenting on sex are the best.

Dan - Simply....Superior

May 26th, 2011
12:49 pm

Oh yeah, talking dirty about helps too…..

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
12:52 pm

Well let me just say that a dude asking me sexual type questions early on in the “Getting To know You” phase, are a turn off to me. It sort of gives me the impression that you have already made the assumption that I was going to give you some before I even know how many siblings you have, or your last name. Patience my dear, patience

The Reanimated Corpse of Swiss (now with titanium-infused bionic w@ng)

May 26th, 2011
12:54 pm

“Men, do you all naturally assume a chick is probably better in bed if she’s more open with talking about sex?”

That all depends on how she’s talking about it. If it’s just general bravado and posturing, then no, not so much. But if she is comfortable enough to have frank conversations about what works for her and what doesn’t, then that’s a big 10-4. The best chicks in bed, IMO, are those that know exactly how to get themselves off and can show you exactly how you fit in to that process… :-D

The Reanimated Corpse of Swiss (now with titanium-infused bionic w@ng)

May 26th, 2011
1:01 pm

Slim — Last name: Arrington. Siblings: 1 brother, 1 sister. Now, bend over.

;-) :lol:

Fion

May 26th, 2011
1:03 pm

@ Swiss

….just asking. Was that the Shy approach I read about last week in one of those Sex books?

Fion

May 26th, 2011
1:09 pm

@ Slim
‘Well let me just say that a dude asking me sexual type questions early on in the “Getting To know You” phase, are a turn off to me.’

I hear ya. Most men are simply trying to discern If the Choocie is in Play.
All be it , some go about it badly, that is where most guys are coming from.

The Reanimated Corpse of Swiss (now with titanium-infused bionic w@ng)

May 26th, 2011
1:09 pm

Fion — I don’t know what the official name is, or even if it has one… I was just trying to get Slim to show me her cooter. :lol:

Dan - Simply....Superior

May 26th, 2011
1:10 pm

@Slim

Admittedly, I did it, a lot.

Again, it was one of those ‘weeding out’ type deals for me. As stated, if you can’t talk openly and honestly about sex, then chances are you have hangups (greater chance is that you don’t). So if we just talking about it, what’s to say that at the end of night I don’t just walk you to your car and give the church hug?

Maybe I just want to find out if you’re a “NO THE LIGHTS ARE ON”* kinda chick before we get too deep off in this.

* = worst chick ever…..ever

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
1:17 pm

COOTER?!!! :shock: then :lol: :lol: :lol: (Swiss are we still in band camp)? lol

The Reanimated Corpse of Swiss (now with titanium-infused bionic w@ng)

May 26th, 2011
1:22 pm

Slim — Yep, I said it. Cooter. And I DON’T mean this guy:lol:

Willie Dynamite

May 26th, 2011
1:22 pm

Afternoon All,

I can’t say any of my perceived indicators have been proven right. I have been both pleasantly surprised and disappointed o occasion. I can say also that I’ve had a few bad nights as well (hey I’m human).
I think alot of the urban legends are just that. on the Male side; the gap, the walk, gap tooth etc. On the female side size of the feet and hands etc. At any rate I just like it, let me take the chance on being disappointed.

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
1:25 pm

Dan – well do you also use her willingness to discuss sex in detail to discern which category you’d put her in (i.e. probably slept with LOTS of guys, not many, of almost virginlike)??? Does a loose mouth on sex translate into loose CT in the mind of men?

Fion

May 26th, 2011
1:26 pm

Straight talk
Sexiness, Sensuality and the ability of a Woman to exuded it are open for debate and far be it from
me to be and expert. I’ll just say this and share my feelings on the subject.

It’s like what the Supreme Court said about Pornography,
“It’s difficult to explain, which makes it hard to describe, but you know it when you see it.”

Willie Dynamite

May 26th, 2011
1:31 pm

as for the Sex talk – A woman just blatantly engaging in lude graphic sex talk is a major turn-off to me. In the few experiences where I encountered that and continued on I was disappointed. it seemed the talk was just that a bunch of talk. Give me the coy, witty, flirty inuendo mixed in with conversation and I’m good.

Dan - Simply....Superior

May 26th, 2011
1:32 pm

@Slim

I couldn’t tell you what “men” think.

For this man, I don’t translate anything into anything on a personal level. When I talk to a woman I take her at her word. If the vibe is there and we get down, cool. If not, cool too.

I don’t have a formula for any other dude thinks or does; I for one, never thought that way.

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
1:36 pm

Not to offend anyone who may sport *The Gap*, but…everytime I see one, I always wonder why they don’t get braces.

The Reanimated Corpse of Swiss (now with titanium-infused bionic w@ng)

May 26th, 2011
1:37 pm

They make braces for that gap? :? Trying to picture how that would work, exactly… :lol:

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
1:39 pm

Article at Essence.com about why men cheat.


Jeff, a self-confessed reformed cheater, just made it plain why men do it: ultimately, the guy doesn’t want to be with you. If he did, he would value the relationship enough not to put it in jeopardy.”

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
1:44 pm

Viva La Gap 2038!!

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
1:44 pm

@SexyC ~ not necessarily the gap like you’re “pegged legged” or very bow legged, just a very thin person. :lol:

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
1:45 pm

Not to offend anyone who may sport *The Gap*, but…everytime I see one, I always wonder why they don’t get braces

SexyCool – Well, I believe my GAP is just from being on the small side. I’m not bow-legged which would fall into the category of needing leg braces. I just don’t have that much meat on these herrr thighs…Sort of like a chicken foot, They don’t have much meat but it doesn’t stop folks from gnawing on them. :lol:

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
1:46 pm

Um…yeah….I was talking about teeth.

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
1:48 pm

Women with gap teeth or for men with big vains….LOL

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
1:49 pm

SexyCool – Teeth Oh….. :lol: :lol: :lol: Now you know when we’re in sex talk mode, it’s hard to think outside that box. Mouth gaps didnt even cross my mind. lol I’ll go to the corner now for .00000147 seconds

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
1:50 pm

Blog HangMan(12 Letters)

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
1:51 pm

Purp – E, please and thank you.

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
1:53 pm

No E, no S no W

_ _ _ P _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
1:54 pm

The Reanimated Corpse of Swiss (now with titanium-infused bionic w@ng)

May 26th, 2011
1:54 pm

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
1:54 pm

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
1:55 pm

OMG, that is too funny. Had no idea you were talking about teeth. When one hears gap, immediately thoughts of a small frame comes to mind! That is hysterical….teeth!

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
1:55 pm

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
1:55 pm

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
1:56 pm

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
1:56 pm

We have to give him a chance to say if any of the letters apply.

cba

May 26th, 2011
1:57 pm

Ironically, I don’t see the “gap” like waaaaaaaaaay back in my day. I think of Ms AB, slightly bow-legged, about 100 and nothing lbs, I could slide my hands, palm up between her gap. As we guys would say, she’s all puddy and would probably cause your nose to bleed. Fast forward to today, I saw Ms AB on FB and “gap” has shrunk considerably ;-)

The Reanimated Corpse of Swiss (now with titanium-infused bionic w@ng)

May 26th, 2011
1:57 pm

Blackfoote — You took my letter… I’m sure the word has “puddy” in there somewhere… :lol:

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
1:58 pm

_ _ _ P_ O_ _ _ _ _ _

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
1:59 pm

no C, No W

Sidebar, I respond to email but for some reason they go to spam/junk folder sometimes even though I use yahoo

The Reanimated Corpse of Swiss (now with titanium-infused bionic w@ng)

May 26th, 2011
2:00 pm

“Now you know when we’re in sex talk mode, it’s hard to think outside that box

Even harder to think while inside the box…

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
2:01 pm

The Reanimated Corpse of Swiss (now with titanium-infused bionic w@ng)

May 26th, 2011
2:01 pm

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
2:02 pm

LOL…..@Swiss
Swiss knowing you and Purple a P had to be in there…..LOL

Willie Dynamite

May 26th, 2011
2:03 pm

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
2:06 pm

no e

_ _ _ P_O_ A _ I A _

Willie Dynamite

May 26th, 2011
2:07 pm

This is funny. Most topics we have eventually turn into sex talk. Now sex talk has turned into hangman. Then again maybe I should wait to see what the word will be.

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
2:09 pm

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
2:09 pm

No L, and you already know the answer is sexual in nature…sort of

Willie Dynamite

May 26th, 2011
2:09 pm

Sassy1

May 26th, 2011
2:09 pm

Well for me…theres no ways you can know what someones sex gone be like by just looking at them. My friend girl meets this guy, he kinda small build and very nice. She used to tall mens so she not really feeling him like that. When they do it, he got a ding a ling like a horse…she very surprised and in pain.

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
2:10 pm

no R, the winner chooses the next word

Willie Dynamite

May 26th, 2011
2:10 pm

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
2:12 pm

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
2:13 pm

no D

_ _ MP_OM_ _ AI_

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
2:13 pm

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
2:14 pm

The Reanimated Corpse of Swiss (now with titanium-infused bionic w@ng)

May 26th, 2011
2:18 pm

Wait a tic… Did the word just change? ‘Cos those letters are moving around…. :lol:

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
2:18 pm

Slim you know what it is don’t you

N_MP_OMA_NIAC

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
2:19 pm

Nymphomaniac

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
2:20 pm

The Jack Daniels is being poured Swiss.

TenderRoni

May 26th, 2011
2:20 pm

drunken hangman…so funny

Willie Dynamite

May 26th, 2011
2:20 pm

Jack Daniel and that purp. hahaha

Simple Man....

May 26th, 2011
2:20 pm

Sassy1…He got a what????? ( In tears over hear)

The Reanimated Corpse of Swiss (now with titanium-infused bionic w@ng)

May 26th, 2011
2:22 pm

NYMPHOMANIAC — but you moved those letters around about 4 times, bro… :lol:

The Reanimated Corpse of Swiss (now with titanium-infused bionic w@ng)

May 26th, 2011
2:23 pm

Dude… and you even said no “C” earlier… :lol:

The Reanimated Corpse of Swiss (now with titanium-infused bionic w@ng)

May 26th, 2011
2:24 pm

Purple — You are officially not qualified for Vanna White’s job… :lol:

TenderRoni

May 26th, 2011
2:24 pm

Enter your comments here

TenderRoni

May 26th, 2011
2:26 pm

Drunken hangman, ding a ling, and I’m posting too fast….too funny

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
2:26 pm

nymphomaniac it is!

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
2:26 pm

sassy1 but you can tell by how he fixes the toaster, BAM!

Willie Dynamite

May 26th, 2011
2:26 pm

too funny, playing hangman with a drunk and high dyslexic mufugga

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
2:29 pm

Swiss, LOL don’t taze me bro!

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
2:31 pm

Funny :arrow: You are officially not qualified for Vanna White’s job…

Even funnier :arrow: too funny, playing hangman with a drunk and high dyslexic mufugga

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
2:32 pm

Purp – did you graduate? Or do you have a GED?

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
2:33 pm

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
2:35 pm

Sassy1 I wons! BAM!…….LOL

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
2:38 pm

Sexy Cool, don’t hate! LOL

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
2:38 pm

In my defense, the timing is off on the blog. The only mistake I made that I saw was not including both A’s when I only added one. LOL

Willie Dynamite

May 26th, 2011
2:44 pm

If I were your Attny I’d advise you to stop talking, dont take the stand and take a plea deal.

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
2:45 pm

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
1:59 pm
no C, No W….

Listen to WillieD, do not take the stand in your own defense!

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
2:46 pm

This day is draggin asss….I’m rhet ti go

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
2:47 pm

That “no C” was photoshopped by someone pretending to be me!

Fion

May 26th, 2011
2:47 pm

@ Prup
…as your Attorney I advise not to answer anymore questions.

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
2:47 pm

@Fion ~ you need to at least know how to spell your client’s name! :wink:

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
2:49 pm

Dang, a dyslexic client now has a dyslexic attorney!

Fion

May 26th, 2011
2:49 pm

@Leggs

My client is dyslexic .

Willie Dynamite

May 26th, 2011
2:52 pm

Leggs – thats why you NEVER get a public defender.

Blackfoote

May 26th, 2011
2:55 pm

LOL….@Leggs

Sassy Me...Stir it Up :-)

May 26th, 2011
2:57 pm

If I were your Attny I’d advise you to stop talking, dont take the stand and take a plea deal.

y’all going in hooooaarrd… :lol: :mrgreen:

This day is draggin asss….I’m rhet ti go

Me,too. Carnivale is back downtown on Auburn Ave and I cyant wait to go whinin up and down di place!!. This weekend is gonna be hawt in more ways than one. I got friends from home coming to town and I feel a wild hair a-growin…

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
3:01 pm

@SassyMe ~ you and your wild hairs are hysterical….I don’t think you need to be on a sabatical…you have too many wild hairs that need pulling. :wink: Carnival in town too. Don’t think you have the strength to stay away from the light!!!

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
3:08 pm

sabbatical…

Exille

May 26th, 2011
3:10 pm

SexyCool – Well, I believe my GAP is just from being on the small side

SexxyCool..Um…yeah….I was talking about teeth

:lol:

SlimNu got teeth down there too!

Sassy Me...Stir it Up :-)

May 26th, 2011
3:11 pm

Leggs I’m ready to socialize and party like I used to. With life happening and all the responsibilities that come with it, I don’t always have the time or energy to go H.A.A.M(hard as a muthaphkr) like I really want but this weekend it’s on and poppin. I’m down for whateva but as far as that is concerned Mr. Bermuda’s got it on lock….and he’s waaaaay cross the water right now.

I’m talking dancing til they turn on the lights, going for breakfast then home…

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
3:15 pm

Fion, Leggs i’m toasty, what’s your excuse? LOL

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
3:23 pm

Where has For Real been?

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
3:24 pm

Dan - Simply....Superior

May 26th, 2011
3:24 pm

@Sassy

Good for you and him

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
3:25 pm

No excuse…much like the kettle calling the pot black.

@SassyMe ~ do your thang! Don’t whine too much that you don’t know where you’re backing that thing up to!!! (lol)…

Willie Dynamite

May 26th, 2011
3:28 pm

Purp – last I heard he was walking outta Lowes with a wifebeater and Apron on holding some washing machine parts in his left hand and a stove gas line in his right hand. Hope ol boy alrights. hahaha

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
3:28 pm

Willie, maybes she killeds hims. LOL

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
3:34 pm

Yall know of any great places to eat?

Willie Dynamite

May 26th, 2011
3:37 pm

Purp – lets hope not. I aint seen the bat signal yet so maybe he did fix the stove. hahaha

Slim – too easy, 5,4,3,2,

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
3:39 pm

SlimGoody – I’ve heard good things about this spot

http://www.rthomasdeluxegrill.net/

I’m taking TheDude to try it out this weekend.

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
3:43 pm

Yall two are crazy…I’m not trying to bait anyone…at least, last time I checked I wasn’t ;-)

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
3:46 pm

Willie, I am not taking that bait from Slim. LOL

For Real

May 26th, 2011
3:46 pm

For Real walks into the blog with a hand full of female plugs.

What up Blog Fam!!!

Sassy1

May 26th, 2011
3:52 pm

Ok…what did I miss? I believes peoples like to talk so they can heard they on voices….meetings every other days = EPIC FAILS!! :eek:

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
3:57 pm

For Real! You made it out

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
3:59 pm

That was very easy to hit up, SlimNu! Glad the fellows are leaving it alone.

For Real

May 26th, 2011
4:02 pm

Willie/Purp: The ish she says is so friggin funny I can’t even get a semi. And Trust me I tried!!!

FR: Sassy1 Imma put this AAD all up in that vulva!

Sassy1: Thats whats I’ms talkings abouts and puts use fangas in my anus’s

For Real now pissing on himself

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
4:02 pm

For Real Walking in all late, that seems a bit suspicious to me…whatchu been durrrin?

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
4:03 pm

If anyone is near a radio. What song is this on the radio right now 103.3 Dj Khalid and Drake I want to download it.

For Real

May 26th, 2011
4:04 pm

Slim: I was on a lil vacation in Mexicos

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
4:04 pm

It’s called “I’m on one” that beat is hard!

For Real

May 26th, 2011
4:05 pm

Can yall imagine if Sassy1 was a phone sex operator???

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
4:05 pm

Thats whats I’ms talkings abouts and puts use fangas in my anus’s/em>

OH MY GOOOOOOOOODNESSSSSSSSSSSS…….lemonade does not taste better coming back up out of my nose :lol:

Sassy1

May 26th, 2011
4:07 pm

don’t pee…screw yoself instead….4REAL….you might likes that better. BAM!

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
4:07 pm

For Real, LOL

Hellos thank youse for calling 97sixes, fat tongues.

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
4:09 pm

Good one, PR.

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
4:10 pm

Now, look at my 4:09 answer to PR’s 4:13…just silly!

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
4:10 pm

For Real – I was thankins Brazils but I knews yous musta beens somewheres

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
4:11 pm

Slim, everybodys is somewheres

Sassy1

May 26th, 2011
4:12 pm

You knows so much bout it….dont speak bout it…do it to yoself..love it.

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
4:13 pm

Breaking News! Me being in town today has nothing to do with the Bishop Eddie Long case be settled. I promise.

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
4:14 pm

Did you read about the 5 month old baby that died due to being left in the car for 5hrs? The mother said she forgot the kid was in the car

Sassy1

May 26th, 2011
4:14 pm

So is mines…Ms. Leggs

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
4:15 pm

The next time I go out for drinks and get ready to pay my tab, I’m going to slam my debit card on the table and yell BAMS!!

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
4:15 pm

Now, my 4:10 (which should be 4:14) jumped 4 other posts! Be careful, the blog monster is about to have a nervous breakdown. The signs have been all around us.

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
4:16 pm

@SlimNU ~ I read that and got sick. That was my biggest fear when I then husband would take her to daycare on his way to work.

Sassy1

May 26th, 2011
4:17 pm

These postes is tripping!

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
4:17 pm

My typing skills are horrible.

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
4:18 pm

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
4:20 pm

That has always been my thought process too, SlimNu. Your baby should cross your mind all day every day to the point that something you trigger, with you jumping up screaming OH SNAP, I LEFT MY BABY IN THE CAR!!!!

For Real

May 26th, 2011
4:21 pm

Awwwwws…. Sassy1 don’ts be likes that now. I’s sorries.

Purp: Use intowns? Hells lets spends some of thats Eddies Longes money tonight.

Slim: Nots thises times but I’ms goings to Salvadors in Octobers or Novembers.

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
4:21 pm

I don’t have any kids, but my mind cannot fathom or comprehend forgetting your BABY is in the car. Then even if you did forget, how did it not dawn on her 5 HOURS LATER?

For Real

May 26th, 2011
4:22 pm

5 hours huh? Well we know she wasn’t at my house.

Purple Rain

May 26th, 2011
4:23 pm

Oh darn it, I left my baby on the plane!

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
4:24 pm

For Real – Have you ever been to Amsterdam? That’s where the beau wants to go soon

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
4:24 pm

Again, my 4:20 was just tpyped at 4:25 in response to SlimNu’s 4:21.

Sassy1

May 26th, 2011
4:26 pm

Can you cook crabs leggs on the grill? Mr. NewNew say you can…but not really believing he knew what he talking bout.

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
4:26 pm

I thought it was a family member. Not the mother.

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
4:26 pm

Leggs – We have to go on a treasure hunt just to find the responses to our posts….this thing is getting out of hand.

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
4:29 pm

@SexyC ~ you’re right, it was a family member. I was referring to the many parents who have left their child in a hot car.

For Real

May 26th, 2011
4:30 pm

Slim: Nope but I’m going to Croatia in August. Amsterdam never appealed to me for some reason.

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
4:36 pm

I was asking the beau what all was there actually to do there. I’d prefer some tropical place…

SexyCool

May 26th, 2011
4:37 pm

Not that it makes it any better…..and like you said, mothers have done it.

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
4:38 pm

Croatia?…Hmmmm, interesting…

Sassy1

May 26th, 2011
4:42 pm

Me and my friend girl gone go to South Africa next year. Just don’t wants to be eaten up by the flyes.

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
4:44 pm

Sassy1 – Yall can sew a bunch of hair nets together and make a body suit to keep the skittas away

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
4:49 pm

oops, I meant the skeetas

Sassy Me...Stir it Up :-)

May 26th, 2011
4:49 pm

Yall can sew a bunch of hair nets together and make a body suit to keep the skittas away

:shock: then :lol: …too funny. Seems like assy1 has a bullseye on her back or chestss….BAM :lol: Talk about an easy mark…

Sassy1

May 26th, 2011
4:49 pm

We was thanking more like getting wrapped in plastic wraps and making a holes for the eyes and mouth so they could still sees our cute outfits and lip gloss.

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
4:51 pm

I’m about to get out of here, E.O.D. is now twirling in the air….

PEACE ~

Leggs

May 26th, 2011
4:52 pm

meant E.O.D. bag

The Reanimated Corpse of Swiss (now with titanium-infused bionic w@ng)

May 26th, 2011
4:54 pm

Slim — You can smoke as much weed (good sh!t) as you can handle — legally. What more do you need?

SlimNu

May 26th, 2011
4:58 pm

Bee’s carefuls in the rains – Goooodnight

Foxy

May 26th, 2011
7:23 pm

Foxy simply looks for…. sexy lips, a long tounge and a big appetite. :)