Online dating: Does everyone lie?
In case you missed the quick and dirty scandal in the news, New York Congressman Chris Lee resigned after Gawker.com revealed that he was doing a little internet flirting. He had a brief email exchange with a single woman in DC and led her to believe that he was a 39 year old single father. Turns out he was married, with children, 46, oh and a congressman!
I felt bad for the young woman, “Leggy Glamazon” because I have certainly been where she has been. I’ve met men who totally misrepresented themselves online. I can’t imagine how I’d feel if one of the posers turned out to be a politician or public figure. (Full disclosure: I actually met and hung out with the Leggy Glamazon last year and I found her to be fabulous and cool.)
Needless to say, it brought back awful memories of discovering the lies that people tell. I think I read some outrageous statistic that up to 30% of online daters are actually married. This isn’t the – divorce papers about to be signed kind of married- either. It’s more like – still rocking the wedding band, living with mate, pretending to be happy at home – kind of married.
I won’t bash online dating because it can work, although not actively online dating myself. It’s just that stories like this reminds us that a lot of people lie online. It’s just something you have to deal with in dating – online and off.
Do you think that everyone lies on their dating profiles? Is there a way to filter out the posers?
How can you tell if the person you are dating is actually single?
Happy Friday!
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theriddler
February 25th, 2011
5:19 am
First. Great read.
sane jane
February 25th, 2011
6:33 am
I don’t think sympathy is warranted here ~ she busted an idiot pol doing something stupid on craigslist. That’s pretty awesome & hysterical, but not worthy of sympathy because the moron had “misrepresented” himself.
I used every online dating site under the sun when I was single, but only a fool would expect honesty when trolling craigslist for romance…
Become a sleuth
February 25th, 2011
6:43 am
No, not everyone lies online. I was honest and I met a few men who proved true to their profiles. I’m engaged now, so I’m not in that game anymore and no, we didn’t meet online.
Re: how to find out if they’re single, become a sleuth. Get some basic info like birth date, also a land line number. Make use of people search engines like Veromi.net, Zabasearch and whitepages.com. put in the info you have, cross-reference addresses, etc. If you get a street address, map it out and drive by to check out their neighborhood. You gotta protect yourself. And Craigslist I’d avoid altogether. Geez. Crazy people live there. LOL.
Check out the book Living Well Despite Catching Hell; in it are tips about online dating and if you’re single how to get out and mingle in new places. One tip: Stop waiting for him to “find” you! [no, ladies, that's not what it says!] Good luck.
lamerz
February 25th, 2011
7:38 am
Easiest way to tell an age liar are the ones who’s age ends with a 9 (see the “39 year old” congressman above). Run a search on any dating site for 29, 39, 49, and you’ll see 5x as many people at that age than at the one just above, 30, 40, 50.
Breezy
February 25th, 2011
8:09 am
Great Subject-I’ve been in the online dating scene for a month (at the urging of several of my friends) and have decided to pull out of all of them. Not only have I run into several who have lied about their age (and look nothing like their profile pix) but have been solicited for money on three occasions by scammers (there are websites that provide info about Internet scammers like emails, names, pix, etc).
I’ve met a few great guys but they didn’t go anywhere because they were serial online daters. NOT TO MENTION THE CRAZIES! There are several sites, like matchchecker.com, that you can check on the credentials of individuals you meet off the Internet.
Personally, I’m afraid to admit that I’d rather meet someone in a bar and get to know them that way versus the false persona one gets from chatting with someone online.
WomenDoItTo
February 25th, 2011
8:18 am
Don’t kid yourselves, ladies. I tried internet dating for a while after my wife passed away (after waiting more than a year, thank you). Most of the women that I met turned out to be absolutely nothing like they described themselves to be. Not only did they not look like the very old photos they used in their profile, but they had generally high regard for themselves that proved to be mostly unwarranted. I finally did meet one who was genuine and honest. We have been dating for a year, now. It was apparent the moment that I first spoke to her that she was different. She also did a thorough background check on me to make sure that I was who, and what, I presented myself as. We are very happy together and I look forward to many, many years together with her.
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
8:23 am
Good morning,
‘Do you think that everyone lies on their dating profiles? Is there a way to filter out the posers?’
Um, I’m sure folks may embelish or lie by omission on dating sites…so they lie in some form. You will rarely see someone looking for a significant other, all while posting their dirty laundry for all to see…
Hey there i’m Not totally single, actually i’m married. I already have one chick on the side who is carrying my child. I do have 3 kids with my current wife, who I am happy with but I really just need a break from our normal day-to-day routine. If you’re wondering about my gf on the side, I honestly wanted to stop dealing with her a year ago and wanted her to a b o r t this baby but she sort of caught feelings for me. Imagine that…
I’m not a very honest guy but I do love having a GOOD TIME. I’m seeking a gullible desperate honey with a banging body that wouldn’t mind meeting up in discreet alley ways, parking garages or to my office on occasion for a little spontaneous noo kie. I prefer women but I do dabble a little with straight looking G-hey guys…Please note, I am a ‘receiver of oral only’. I can’t have anyone thinking I roll that way. So with that said, hit me up if you’re ready to have a non-meaningful, discreet yet Super Fun, short-term romp wit ya boy. SINGLE UNATTACHED LADIES ONLY, AS I DO NOT LIKE TO SHARE (because i’m super jealous – what can I say, I’m an only child)
Dan - Simply...Superior
February 25th, 2011
8:46 am
nice Slim, nice
Simple Man!!!!
February 25th, 2011
8:49 am
Morning peeps…..
Online dating is just like brick and mortar dating….People lie about there status at the Kroger as much as they do on Match.com!! But since the topic is online dating, I guess the only place online where everyone will be 100% honest regarding their status is Ashley Madison.com !!!!
Simple Man!!!!
February 25th, 2011
8:53 am
Damn, Slim….
Are the ladies really having to deal with that????
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
8:59 am
I’m sure if you all logged onto that site horn y matches dot com that you’d find profiles like that
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
9:03 am
WDIT – You are right, women do embellish or distorty the truth…posting only head shots because everything below the neckline would be considered morbidly obese….using HS pics…a friend’s pics instead of their own…not being honest about the many baby daddies she has for her 4 kids but her Profile says they were all fathered by her ex-husband. Yup, they do it too
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 25th, 2011
9:09 am
Online if that is your thing should just be the start once you meet in person you should be able to sort out the truth. But if your whole courtship is based on online experiences, no phone calls, no physical dates just Skype and chat rooms…well there are tons of room for someone to mislead you. Make it real and do not rely on technology. I lie online because if I were to reveal my true awesomenessity it would shut the internet down. I had a great time hanging out with the fellas after business hours on the blog last evening!
MC Hammock
February 25th, 2011
9:12 am
Yes, people lie or embelish. Is that such a shock? It’s no more than talking on the phone or meeting up somewhere. It’s just when you meet up, you can’t lie about your appearance. I have no trouble meeting people or women and love the atmosphere and excitement.But before I got married, I did try the internet dating thing and I can promise you, I have never met more women from so many places and had a better time in all my life. I only did it for about 8 mos, but I look back on that time period and practically laugh with the memories. Were all of them great or even good? Nope, but that’s just the journey. Some just wanted to hang, some wanted it to go further and others wanted to see just how many times we could have sex over the weekend (a lot). I wouldn’t trade the experience for anything and if I ever became single again, I would dabble in it as well as customary dating/meeting again. It’s all good, people.
Purple Rain "When the pimp's in the crib ma drop it like it's hot"
February 25th, 2011
9:14 am
I must say that I don’t think anyone online or in reality is 100% truthful, whether it be to protect themselves or to protect others.
Purple Rain "When the pimp's in the crib ma drop it like it's hot"
February 25th, 2011
9:22 am
Ok I have a question, say you go to one of those pay sites and do a background check on someone. Then you find out something that strikes you as odd, not a deal breaker but odd. Do you confront that person the next time you talk to them or do you wait a little while for them to be more comfortable and see if they tell you themselves?
Yes She Is Cute
February 25th, 2011
9:22 am
Chris Lee didn’t have to resign for that indiscretion. I’ve seen politicians vehemently deny even when there is undeniable proof. That makes me think that is the tip of the iceberg if that made him resign….
Either way he could have just moved to Stockbridge and been my personal congressman. I mean he looks good!
Yes She Is Cute
February 25th, 2011
9:24 am
I just realized I didn’t answer the question. Online dating is like job shopping. If they don’t outright lie a good 30% is fluff (euphemisms for their neuroses). I mean it is what it is take everything with a grain of salt. I try to be very blunt and disclaim (just letting you know up front x, y, z). But my friends say that that’s what drives men away. I have a boyfriend right now so it doesn’t really matter but again it is what it is.
Fion
February 25th, 2011
9:26 am
How can you tell if the person you are dating is actually single?
When the Facts that you’ve assembled diverge from the behavior and actions of the other person then how do you say,
“Houston we have a Problem”.
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
9:26 am
If someone told me they did a background check on me, I’m not sure how well that would sit with me. I don’t think they’d find too much of anything out other than all the folks in line waiting to get paid. lol
Fion
February 25th, 2011
9:30 am
Factoid:
What you say + What you do = Who you are.
Purple Rain "When the pimp's in the crib ma drop it like it's hot"
February 25th, 2011
9:31 am
Slim, if you do a background check on me it will comeback “Run, as fast as you can!” LOL
MC Hammock
February 25th, 2011
9:43 am
The only background check I make is to make sure that their back end isn’t so big that it’s grounded. LMAO
Dan - Simply...Superior
February 25th, 2011
9:44 am
@Fion
That logic doesn’t hold.
People say one thing, believe another, and do something contrary to both.
The best judge of character is not what’s said (remember “the definition of ‘is’”) as semantics are verbal chess. A person is defined by their actions over a period of time.
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Celisea
February 25th, 2011
9:51 am
Do you think that everyone lies on their dating profiles? Is there a way to filter out the posers?
I don’t do nor have ever tried online dating and do not foresee this happening in the future. But if folks lie in person, why would they not lie online? Perfect set up for sending headshots of the chin up because you know if even the neck is exposed that would be the tell all or pics from a lifetime ago when you was still cute and had baby fat and baby hair…lol. Of course too, the evasive dream of what you wanted to be when you grew up but was never quite within your grasp so you mimick on paper the could have beens or the should have beens or even better your layout of “still in the processing of still getting there” dream.
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
9:52 am
Purp – Now you have me intrigued. What’s your social so I can get me a good laugh? lol
Celisea
February 25th, 2011
9:54 am
ooops, morning
Fion
February 25th, 2011
9:55 am
@ Dan
Oh contraire Monfrère,
Didn’t say anything about belief. Not to split hairs with you, but when you view someone’s Actions over a period of time smashed against what they have Said, it’s pretty clear guide of who you are dealing with.
Celisea
February 25th, 2011
9:59 am
Oh, to second question of filtering out posers….as with anything else if you wait long enough actions will either match the talk or not. You don’t have to filter, people will do it themselves.
Purple Rain "When the pimp's in the crib ma drop it like it's hot"
February 25th, 2011
9:59 am
Celisea, good morning!
Slim, 000-00-0001
Purple Rain "When the pimp's in the crib ma drop it like it's hot"
February 25th, 2011
10:00 am
Yes, if your filter does not catch people they will expose themselves unless they have really made a change for the better.
BlackMagicWoman
February 25th, 2011
10:01 am
SLIM….girl you are crazy!
I almost spat out my cocoa!
Now I have done some online dating. It’s funny how guys will say they are looking for a relationship then all of a sudden they do not know what they want. I had it on my profile that I was celibate. And yet the horn dogs still hit me up. Then caught tudes when they realized that all the lying and scheming and teenage boy game playing would not work to get me out of my panties. I have come to the conclusion that the net dating is the devil. Hell even if you are not looking to date…there are predators waiting and lurking for the right moment to strike…just like a snake. Although I like snakes and they are more honorable then the liars who lie about things susch as the career (or lack of), their status (conveniently single ), their home (or lack thereof…it’s some chicks crib you are in loser), their cars (again, it’s some chick’s car), kids (yes, the ones on the way and those pending DNA and those you do not see or support financially do count a$$hole)! Need I go on?
I am done with internet dating. I will take meeting the losers face to face from the start.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
10:01 am
“if your filter does not catch people they will expose themselves”
Literally.
Celisea
February 25th, 2011
10:04 am
PR – Morning!!
Anyone looking for a job….we have an opening. We just had our treasury person to resign and was going to do weeks but given he’s going to the competition ummm, they asked him to leave 2 days after he announced…so the position is currently open. I can find out the range of pay if anyone is interested.
Fion
February 25th, 2011
10:05 am
@Celisea
your 9:59 am Exactly.
Purple Rain "When the pimp's in the crib ma drop it like it's hot"
February 25th, 2011
10:05 am
Swissl, LOL
Black, see that is a prime reason not to online date because in person you can figure that stuff out really quickly. I guess I am a tad bit to paranoid to online date, if I or my family does not have a few degrees of separation of knowing someone in your family it is not going to happen. If I met someone from the internet I would always be on guard in reserve even though outwardly it may or may not show.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
10:06 am
“It’s funny how guys will say they are looking for a relationship then all of a sudden they do not know what they want.”
It’s the ol’ bait & switch, BMW… Just like chicks will post a photo of themselves from 10 years (and 40 pounds) ago as date bait….
Like Simple and probably others have said, online dating is no different than any other means of meeting folk, except that their it is easier to mask one’s appearance before the initial meeting. After that, it’s all the same.
Now, as Simple also mentioned, there are sites targeting specific goals — want to have an affair? Try AshleyMadison.com. Just want some no-strings azz? Try AdultFriendFinder (allegedly)…
Celisea
February 25th, 2011
10:07 am
I have come to the conclusion that the net dating is the devil.
that’s funny
Purple Rain "When the pimp's in the crib ma drop it like it's hot"
February 25th, 2011
10:08 am
Yet another reason to not jump in the sack with a person to soon. They may live with their husband or have 5 kids
AmazonRed™
February 25th, 2011
10:08 am
Good friday morning all. No working from home for me today. Boo!
I never got the hang of online dating…to gun shy, I mainly just lurked. But the most common lie is about height/weight. Men always add on an inch or two to the height, women seem to pick the weight category they want to be, rather than what they are today.
And lets not get started on the pics from 10 years ago 
czBrat
February 25th, 2011
10:08 am
HiYas!
Hi Slim. Hi Reign. yous have been missed.
the rest is history.
got no tricks for weeding out online liars cuz i really didnt bother sleuthing to bust anybody. just wanted to enjoy some chat time with new ‘faces’ when this one dude insisted we meet.
i will say this (kinda to PR’s 9:22 question), when i saw that s/o still had his old addy on his license and his insurance policy said “married” i IMMEDIATELY questioned WTH was up with that?
he made time to call his agent and correct the policy and get down to dmv for a new license!
Celisea
February 25th, 2011
10:10 am
Fion – @Celisea your 9:59 am Exactly.
Yep, and it’s either you’re what you say are….OR NOT. There isn’t a third leg on that wheel…no maybes, ummms, somewhats, almosts….lol
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
10:10 am
“Men always add on an inch or two to the height,”
ARed — They’re just giving their height in heels… For when they cross-dress. So, it’s not a total lie…
Purple Rain "When the pimp's in the crib ma drop it like it's hot"
February 25th, 2011
10:11 am
Swiss, don’t forget plentyoffish.com
Black, those guys probably saw celibate and did not blink because most women who claim celibate are the easiest and that is what they wish to be instead of what they are. LOL
Purple Rain "When the pimp's in the crib ma drop it like it's hot"
February 25th, 2011
10:12 am
CanalZone, How have you been you brat? LOL
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
10:12 am
Purp – Daaaaang, you’re a wild boy. It hasn’t stopped printing yet
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
10:13 am
“Black, those guys probably saw celibate and did not blink because most women who claim celibate are the easiest and that is what they wish to be instead of what they are”
Purple —
SOOOOO true. Most times “celibate” = “h0rny as f__k” 
Purple Rain "When the pimp's in the crib ma drop it like it's hot"
February 25th, 2011
10:13 am
AmazonRed, I actually would lie about my height so that I would seem shorter. Growing up I always had a complex about being tall, I did not want to be this tall.
Purple Rain "When the pimp's in the crib ma drop it like it's hot"
February 25th, 2011
10:16 am
Swiss and afterwards they think they are still celibate. LOL
Slim, I am a good time. LOL
AmazonRed™
February 25th, 2011
10:17 am
I actually would lie about my height so that I would seem shorter. Growing up I always had a complex about being tall, I did not want to be this tall.
Blasphemy!
Purple Rain "When the pimp's in the crib ma drop it like it's hot"
February 25th, 2011
10:18 am
Amazon, LOL
Fion
February 25th, 2011
10:18 am
@Purp
“women who claim celibate are the easiest and that is what they wish to be
instead of what they are.”
That’s like the Church Theory, ‘the biggest Freaks are sittin right there every Sunday
czBrat
February 25th, 2011
10:18 am
Men always add on an inch or two to the height, women seem to pick the weight category they want to be, rather than what they are today
LMAO!! truer words have never been posted on this blog
BMW, surely you realize that announcing your celibate or a virgin is like catnip to the lions, right?
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
10:22 am
Fion and preachers daughters
MC Hammock
February 25th, 2011
10:22 am
It’s amazing how many people will travel LONG distances to meet someone. When I did the online thing I met ladies from Illinois, Idaho and one flew in from Tucson, AZ. And while these chicks weren’t total hotties, they weren’t bad looking. Incedentally, the one from IL thought that the more times we did the deed, the more I would like her and we went into double digits from mid afternoon Friday until she left early Monday morning). A lot of the ladies I met were a little over weight, a couple were really overweight and one had the body of a 10+, but the face of a 2 minus. The last one had me horizontal about 2 hours after we met. Most of the pics are only of their faces or older pics, but that’s the way the game is played.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
10:23 am
“That’s like the Church Theory, ‘the biggest Freaks are sittin right there every Sunday”
Fion — That’s not a theory. That’s empirical fact.
Good lawd, the stories I could tell…. 
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
10:24 am
Purple — RE: Preacher’s daughters. Hell yes. Guess the fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree…
Fion
February 25th, 2011
10:25 am
@swiss
it is 4th Sunday after all. Think I’ll go and get that after service chicken dinner in the “Fellowship Hall’.
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
10:33 am
I only ever flew out of town once to meet someone I met online. That didn’t go as well as one would hope which is why I ended up leaving a day early.
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
10:33 am
What’s with the looooooooooooonnnnnng Church Services. LOL
BlackMagicWoman
February 25th, 2011
10:35 am
SWISS..men do it too. They post a picture when they had a 6 pack not a keg…and when their hair wasn’t running away from their heads…and when they actually had a neck…now they are just like shampoo, Head and shoulders! No pack of franks neck please. You know when the back of a dudes head looks like a pack of Oscar Meyer’s…UGH…not cute! Oh and 6ft in Tims does NOT make you 6ft. If I wear heels and and I taller than you….we have issues!
“SOOOOO true. Most times “celibate” = “h0rny as f__k”
Guess they met my Everlast chastity belt and had no key!
PURPLE…I am with ARED…BLASPHEMY! You know how many trial size men would love to have your height!?!
Fion
February 25th, 2011
10:38 am
I echo what several people have said already, no matter where you met the person, Online, Gas Station or Market doing your Due Diligence does not change. Only a naive neophyte would go into the dating arena whether online or not and believe everything he/she is told without
confirmation of fact.
Celisea
February 25th, 2011
10:39 am
Watch out PR and Fion – there’s room for all…so why not the church folks too? LOL Ain’t no stipulations invoked with the phrase “come as you are”
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
10:39 am
Goodness gracious! MC H ~ you have it going on in that you have women willing to travel to meet you and jump your bones within 2 hours of meeting (lol).
The two sites I’ve been on, I have honestly answered all questions. One thing I don’t want to do is put out a profile that doesn’t represent who I am. If by chance someone wants to meet me and I meet them, if there’s going to be any shock value it will be when I see them! I’m true to myself online and offline. If you don’t lie, you don’t have to worry about backtracking trying to keep your story straight.
SexyCool
February 25th, 2011
10:40 am
Cel – I know someone who may be interested in that job. Send me an email to cscfromajc@yahoo.com and I will forward you her resume.
Fion
February 25th, 2011
10:41 am
Preachers Daughter story,
went to High School with a Preachers daughter, sweet girl. Could always count on her to put any Liquor or Wine you wanted to slip in party into her purse.
She didn’t drink, but man she smoked more dope than any of us dudes.
……she always had that real oooooh-weeeee
Celisea
February 25th, 2011
10:41 am
SexyC…Okay. I’m going to ask a friend of mine in that same role about the pay range…see if I can get some answers from him.
kimmie
February 25th, 2011
10:44 am
Morning All!! TGIF and I mean it!
What’s up Brat??
Online or in person, take the time to get to know someone. Period. I had to do some investigative work to find out a guy I met was married once. Luckily I did my homework before we even went on our first date. And this was years ago, before match.com.
As for the lying about height/weight – well it is what it is. They’ll be found out the minute you meet them for the first time, so then you will have a decision to make! Was it just a slight exaggeration or boldface lie?
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
10:45 am
Morning
People lie in every facet of dating, online or off. Just pay attention to people’s words and body language…time reveals. It is amazing what people will lie about though.
Fion
February 25th, 2011
10:49 am
@Dreams “It is amazing what people will lie about though.”
I’m not Colombo, but I do pay attention when dating.
I don’t react to everything that’s said, but if a woman says something That doesn’t add up, I file it.
Let me say this, the more unnecessary the Lie, the faster I run away. Sometime, you meet folks who lie for no reason at all.
You didn’t put any pressure on them at all to lie. You could have withstood the truth just as well as the lie, but yet in still they chose to lie.
Go figure.
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
10:49 am
on a blind date I have lied about the type of vehicle I drove and what I was going to wear just so that if I pulled up and she lied about her looks I could drive away without her knowing.
Black, that is funny. What about the woman who says she has a 36 DD, but did not mention that they are flat and wrinkled. Or what about the person who steals someone else photo entirely?
MC Hammock
February 25th, 2011
10:50 am
Leggs, I was VERY surprised! Not that I was complaining. I had heard that the “regular online” dating sites were at LEAST as bad (as far as people just wanting to hook up almost instantly) than the “Adult” hook up sites. Not all of them did and some were very stand-offish, but by and large it was a Sodom and Gomorah scene. They made no bones about what they were there for. They showed up, sweated for a couple of days and then went back home. There was no one that I would consider even remotely having an extended relationship with. It was just a very intense weekend one. Go figure….and they say that guys are the only ones that did this.
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
10:51 am
Sometime, you meet folks who lie for no reason at all.
You didn’t put any pressure on them at all to lie.
Fion I call this volunteering lies. I didn’t even ask you about that, so why are you volunteering the lie?
SexyCool
February 25th, 2011
10:53 am
I have online dated in the past and much like others have posted – it’s as much of a crapshoot as meeting in person..And I agree, men add inches, women subtract pounds.
What I don’t really get, for men or women, are the super extra sexy poses in lingerie or topless photos.
But what was always the biggest red flag for me. No photos. For me, that almost *always* made me feel like the person was perhaps married or otherwise engaged.
BlackMagicWoman
February 25th, 2011
10:53 am
PURPLE..I have had my photo stolen. How pathetic are you that you have to lie? Eventually when this guy sees you he will see that you are not me!
I hope you were kidding. I know that you weren’t one of those punk dudes. If you don’t like the girl when you see her, at least go through with the date…standing her up is a bish move!
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
10:53 am
I did meet the lady when I was in Atlanta. she told me that her son played for the Orlando Magic, I thought she was lying….but she was hot and I continued to fool around with her. I went to her house eventually and met her son. He was a hater, but he did play for the Orlando Magic
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
10:53 am
“They’ll be found out the minute you meet them for the first time”
kimmie — That’s what I never understood about misrepresenting yourself online… What do these people really expect to get out of it, except the “gas face” upon meeting face-to-face?
Also a good reason why video chat is a good idea before the first meet up…
MC Hammock
February 25th, 2011
10:53 am
One sent me a pic of her 75 lbs. ago, so I walked in to where we were supposed to meet, recognized her, but acted like I was still looking around. I just turned around and headed for the door. I know that’s pretty bad, but I’m sure there were ladies that did the same with me. I’m 6′5, so it’s not like you can miss me without trying….lol
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
10:54 am
“on a blind date I have lied about the type of vehicle I drove and what I was going to wear just so that if I pulled up and she lied about her looks I could drive away without her knowing.” Man, this tickled me. It’s only 10:52 and I’m already cracking up!
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
10:55 am
Black, well call me and spank me like a bish. If I pulled up and she lied about her appearance I was pulling/walking right back on out. No need for me to be a gentleman and spend money on someone who lied to me. Internet Porn is Free and more fun than a liar who is fat. LOL
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
10:58 am
Or the lady who has a 14 year old child and still talking about she is still trying to lose baby weight.
SexyCool
February 25th, 2011
10:58 am
I think I have shared my worst online dating story on here a few times. But here goes….
Met this really good looking guy on Yahoo Personals several years back. In all of his pictures, was sitting down. After some exchanges via IM then on the phone, he invited me over to his apartment (something I would never agree to today) and when he opened the door, he was in a wheelchair, paralyzed from the waist down.
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
11:00 am
SexyCool, wow what did you do?
That’s something you never think of asking a potential date. Are you in a wheelchair? But the positive side is that you will always have a good parking space.
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
11:00 am
I met a guy from an online service. We met in the parking lot of O’Charleys since he was delivering products (legitimate products I think) in the area. We chatted for about 30 mins. Chemistry seemed ok, but I did notice his dreads were in the back of his head much like Steve Wonder’s braides. Anywho, he called me later that evening and when I told him it was good to have finally met him he said he never met me but would like to. HUH? I told him I met him that afternoon and he swore up and down I hadn’t. I havent been on a online dating site SINCE! (Perhaps he wasn’t delivering legitimate products afterall!)
Fion
February 25th, 2011
11:01 am
@ Sexy
Wow! now that’s deep. Man, all I can say is ‘Wow”.
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
11:01 am
@SexyC ~ I remember you sharing that story and you handled the evening gracefully.
Celisea
February 25th, 2011
11:02 am
And lying ain’t limited to the ones coming out of the mouth. You can lie by withholding and just not quite telling all of it. You know, you hate to do a run down or give a person the 3rd degree but sometimes for some of these jokers if you don’t ask some things point blank and direct, they’ll never disclose. Really, if you ain’t shady you won’t try to find that gray area to hide the shenanigans. Again, back to the first page, actions and words need to be synonymous. I ain’t running the 3rd degree on anybody…IMO if I have to do all that then you’re character ain’t right. But it’s a catch 22…don’t do it and more than likely you gonna get a 3 faced joker.
Dan - Simply...Superior
February 25th, 2011
11:03 am
@SC
Somma us grew up on the edict of “not getting caught on camera”. Whether you were doing something good or bad.
And didn’t you say you have some injun in your family? Did you forget that “the camera takes your soul”?
Celisea
February 25th, 2011
11:04 am
I remember the wheelchair story…I don’t know what I would have done…seriously. I wouldn’t have been ugly but I might would have asked soooo, you didn’t tell me this.
Leggs…that’s funny
PR – You ain’t right man..lol
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
11:04 am
Okay I was going to seat this one out since I am not feeling 100% today but after reading SexyCool’s wheelchair story and Leggs “it wasn’t me” story, I had to just come on to say thanks for the late morning chuckle. LOL
kimmie
February 25th, 2011
11:06 am
Swiss – I don’t get it either.
SexyCool
February 25th, 2011
11:06 am
Oh…yeah…Dan…right….
My other thought was that they were weird looking or ugly.
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
11:07 am
I think my worse blind date story was meeting a woman who had crooked teeth, that I could not stop staring at.
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
11:08 am
Leggs, LOL he sent his stand in.
Blackfoote
February 25th, 2011
11:08 am
I’ll pass on the net dating game. I want to see and touch who I may have an interest in. Too old school I am.
“on a blind date I have lied about the type of vehicle I drove and what I was going to wear just so that if I pulled up and she lied about her looks I could drive away without her knowing”
Purp: that say it all……LOL
Good Friday Morining:
MC Hammock
February 25th, 2011
11:10 am
People doing the online dating are generally pretty nice. Many didn’t want the hassle of going places to meet and sifting through the meat grinder. Online dating is just like going grocery shopping. You want this, not that, this is too expensive and I think this one is as good as that one and looks less expensive. I just did it in addition to my normal nocternal activities. Keep your pipeline always full, my VP of Sales would always say! LOL
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
11:10 am
‘on a blind date I have lied about the type of vehicle I drove and what I was going to wear’
Purp – The dude I date now lied about what he was wearing when he decided to come meet me while I was already out on the town with my girls. I’m standing looking out over the balcony for a dude wearing all black. I do see a dude that fit that description talking on a cell phone but he wasn’t looking up for me. The fool was standing off in the cut watching me the whole time.
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
11:10 am
I told him I met him that afternoon and he swore up and down I hadn’t.
Leggs Maybe dude sends his representative on all first dates, and if it goes well, you actually get to meet him. lol
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
11:10 am
Naw, PR, he sent himself in. He was just too freaking high to remember!
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
11:11 am
Ever been out with a woman on a brand new date and her stomach growls? And this is after you two have had dinner? I didn’t care but she was embarrassed…maybe because it was one of those growls that sounded like a fart. Or when they use the bathroom at your house and you hear one rip from the other side of the door? Gome on out girl and do the walk of shame while I act like I did not hear you assaulting my toilet.
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
11:13 am
Leggs, “to high to remember” Pass me his number. LOL
Slim, LOL he had a plan.
Hey Blackfoote, Black said that was a bish move that I did. I call it just saving time and money. LOL
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
11:17 am
Growling after you’ve eaten is nothing to be embarrassed about. Your food is still digesting.
Celisea
February 25th, 2011
11:17 am
I’ll pass on the net dating game. I want to see and touch who I may have an interest in. Too old school I am.
Me too. What I don’t get are folks that send pics…lol I tried to hook an underwriter here up with a really cute chick from church and he didn’t like her cell phone pic so he passed but she’s very beautiful young lady (no not a switch hitter…the niece of my SIL). The pic didn’t turn out good so he missed out. I have on more than one occasion had someone shoot me a pic or give explicit self descriptions, like off the rip…for me and me alone that’s suspect. I’m not going to be impressed until we talk and mesh and vibe and I see what I’m working with and want the same for you. Heck you mighta taken that shot from the back of a potato chip bag or magazine back cover or better yet your self description might not be how I see it…lol
Blackfoote
February 25th, 2011
11:18 am
BMW:
The height complex do exist I had it growing up felt out of loop with everyone else, tallest in school, dudes wearing six and half size shoes I was wearing size 10 and 11’s people asking all the time “how tall are you”.
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
11:19 am
Leggs, that growl was pretty loud though like RAAWWR!
MC Hammock
February 25th, 2011
11:20 am
I met one lady after a few internet chats and a phone call. She was VERY nice and just a tad overweight, but she was pretty and the most beautiful eyes I had ever seen. I made another date wiith her and cooked dinner for her and treated her like a queen. She then made the announcement that she just needed a FWB and that I was the first guy in a while to treat her like a lady. I became her booty call until she moved away to TN. I kept thinking “She is SUCH a nice person, smart, very honest…..and all she wanted was a steady booty call”. Didn’t go together in my mind, for some reason or another. And to boot, she wasn’t even married. She just didn’t have time for the relationship stuff, but still felt “the urge”.
Celisea
February 25th, 2011
11:21 am
Oh and those pics came by way of friends hooking up friends starting with phone numbers or email addys. A couple of dudes that I’ve had to talked to within the organization starts off with so, what city are you in…on to….so is it true what I hear of Atlanta…on to….occasional emails saying “hi”….on to…here’s a pic of me, I’m be in Atlanta next week….blank stare
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
11:23 am
MC Hammock, well that story did not end to bad. At least you did not fall in love with her and saw it for what it was.
Blackfoote, I actually started to embrace my height around age 16 and so did the ladies.
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
11:24 am
I always get picked for a team when I go to the gym though.
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
11:33 am
BlackMagicWoman
February 25th, 2011
11:33 am
“I think my worse blind date story was meeting a woman who had crooked teeth, that I could not stop staring at.”
PURPLE…me too man! Then he wanted to kiss me at the end of the date. UGH! Not inly do I not know you. But your girl looks like it harbors fugitives!
SCOOL & LEGGS…yikes! Now those are some horror stories!
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
11:35 am
Purp – I don’t know if it’s because i’m small/thin but you can almost always hear my stomach especially if i’m laying down. It can be embarrassing but I have no control over it. Sometimes he’ll talk back to it trying to be funny or either he’ll say, you know you need to go take a crap or fart so gone and get up. That might not even be the case but it is what it is. I just hate when my stomach gets to talking when some hanky panky is going on.
Blackfoote
February 25th, 2011
11:35 am
Yep Purple I was a first teamer when it came to playing basketball even though I wasn’t that good with it my sport was football where I excelled at I wanted hit somebody all the time then stand over them…….LOL
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
11:36 am
Black, everything else was wonderful and I tried to get over it but her teeth were jacked!
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
11:38 am
Blackfoote, basketball was what I was good at but my heart was with baseball. I just could not hit a fast ball or a curve. LOL So it was pretty much just basketball for me. LOL
Blackfoote
February 25th, 2011
11:38 am
Celisea:
You’re old school too huh.
Blackfoote
February 25th, 2011
11:42 am
Leggs:
That dude with unidentified cargo he still around……LOL
How you been doing?
Celisea
February 25th, 2011
11:47 am
Blackfoote – Absolutely
DMV
February 25th, 2011
11:49 am
Howdy Howdy, people! I see the subject is internet dating. I must say I am a fan of it!
DMV
February 25th, 2011
11:50 am
Oh…you mean meeting someone to go OUT with…ummm….I thought you were talking about the video clips. My bad. LOL
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
11:50 am
@Blackfoote ~ He may be around, but he ain’t around me. I’m doing very well! Hope the same goes for you. Hmmmm, you looking to score (LOL).
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
11:51 am
J/K, J/K!
DMV
February 25th, 2011
11:52 am
Seriously, I did it once and it turned out pretty well. Hits and misses all over the place, but it sure was fun!
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
11:52 am
Okay, hold up. Is “Leggy Glamazon” actually how this lady referred to herself on craigslist?
Blackfoote
February 25th, 2011
11:56 am
“He may be around, but he ain’t around me”
I like your answer……LOL
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
12:04 pm
Why did Leggy Glamazon feel the need to tell the whole world about the guy she caught?
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
12:07 pm
My boy met a chick on the internet in college, and when he met up with her, she had a goatee. Not a little stubble, a straight goatee…neatly trimmed and everything. lol
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
12:09 pm
“Why did Leggy Glamazon feel the need to tell the whole world about the guy she caught?” Her 15 mins of fame.
BlackMagicWoman
February 25th, 2011
12:12 pm
Hey Leggs…does Lil Leggs have the “Beiber Fever” ?
SexyCool
February 25th, 2011
12:13 pm
The latest guide to life and relationships good read that I’ve found – Stilettos in the Kitchen.
Blackfoote
February 25th, 2011
12:13 pm
In earnest gal figured she’d get some paper for exposing somebody in congress now she can go hire Gloria Allred to make a case…….LOL
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
12:24 pm
SexyCool, that title sounds interesting. I am going to call my sister and see if she has that one.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
12:25 pm
“My boy met a chick on the internet in college, and when he met up with her, she had a goatee. Not a little stubble, a straight goatee…neatly trimmed and everything.”
Umm… Dreams — Did “she” also have a c0ck?
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
12:30 pm
BMW ~ I am happy to report that SHE DOES NOT. However, she does have the Drake fever!
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
12:31 pm
Swiss, LOL
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
12:31 pm
She doesn’t have it but she said since I cannot get out she is going online right now to order and have it delivered to me. For her to have been so mean to me growing up she is really a wonderful sister now.
DMV
February 25th, 2011
12:33 pm
Sings of “It just ain’t fair”: Male co-worker that is overweight meets a SCORCHING hot woman (he showed me her oics on his phone). She is currently texting him about how she can’t wait to kiss him when he gets home and have a bottle of wine. Then texts him “Oh the weather outside is frightful. Hot sex sounds so delightful.” Meanwhile, I’m married for 7 years and I sleep with this woman every night. Yet, I have to go to the guest room to “seduce myself”, because she has been having a headache EVERY day for the past week and a half due to the pollen coming out. It just ain’t fair……
DMV
February 25th, 2011
12:34 pm
and the tongue lashing from Raqi V begins…..LOL
BlackMagicWoman
February 25th, 2011
12:35 pm
” Did “she” also have a c0ck?”
SWISS..I’m going to go out on a limb and say…heck yeah!
DMV
February 25th, 2011
12:36 pm
I meant to say SIGNS of “It just ain’t fair…..
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
12:38 pm
Umm… Dreams — Did “she” also have a c0ck?
Swiss Man how would I know that? lol Dude still HATES when we bring that up.
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
12:39 pm
DMV ~ do you think your overweight co-worker with the hot chick at home has a fat wallet??
SexyCool
February 25th, 2011
12:39 pm
Rock – I haven’t read the whole book yet. But…I have been reading excerpts. The author also has a pretty decent posting of YouTube videos. And much like any self-help/relationship advice that is out there, I agree with/like some of what she says, but not all.
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
12:40 pm
DMV, no lashings but I will tell you don’t fool yourself. When that scorching hot babe gets ill your overweight co-worker will be having to go without also.
And why the need to point out that he is overweight? Should he not have love because you say he is overweight? Evidently that weight does not get in the way of what he does to please his woman.
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
12:41 pm
@DMV ~ just hold on (not to yourself), and imagine how sweet it will be when the pollen count is lowered. You’ll get some before the mother of all mother pollen critters get here in the Spring. Hang tight, I mean hang loose! (LOL).
DMV
February 25th, 2011
12:42 pm
Leggs, nope. He drives a compact truck, lives in an apartment and just got a divorce. Plus, he does the same job that I do. He ain’t making Lottery money…..believe me.
SexyCool
February 25th, 2011
12:42 pm
Oh…and if anybody has a good contact for someone to sand and refinish hardwood floors, can you in-box me with that?
Also…I’m looking for a black side-by-side refrigerator for the low-low. If you have any ideas besides the Sears Outlet Center or craigslist, let me know.
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
12:42 pm
Yeah SexyCool as with any others you have to pick and choose in what is best for you and yours.
DMV
February 25th, 2011
12:44 pm
Raqi…it ain’t the weight. It’s that they are SINGLE. If they get married, he’ll have to put up with the same thing I do. It’s just a fact or life I think and part of standard ingredients in wedding cake.
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
12:48 pm
Okay DMV, whatever.
I don’t know what world you guys are living in where single women do not get sick or not want sex sometimes. I thought fantasy island burned down.
DMV
February 25th, 2011
12:48 pm
It’s always something 1) My head hurts, 2) I had a hard day, 3) I’m stressed out, 4) My toe hurts, 5) I don’t feel like it, 6) The room is a mess, 7) My friend hurt my feelings,
The shoes I wore today made my back hurt, 9) Thanks for dinner, but I’m bushed, 10) That’s nice, but let’s try someother time……*sigh. Never mind….I’ll be in the guest room for a few minutes…..
Dan - Simply...Superior
February 25th, 2011
12:52 pm
@SC
COuld you send me that inspector’s name?
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
12:53 pm
Did anyone watch GA and/or PP that would like to give me a synopsis on the two? I fell asleep as soon as GA came on and it did not record.
Willie Dynamite
February 25th, 2011
12:54 pm
Afternoon All,
Lets see if I got this covered;
Internet Dating – never had the need
Lies – Everybody does, some just think there Lies are not as bad as the next persons
Preacher Daughter – check and check
Abstinent Chick – check
Channel720
February 25th, 2011
12:55 pm
I remember those days of being single. Back then, my g/f’s asked why CAN’T we do it here and now. I feel your oain DMV
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
1:09 pm
DMV comeback and participate on the blog in the after 5pm EST discussion, that’s wehn us men can talk freely. LOL
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
1:12 pm
SexyCool, I am waiting for this guy to call me back. I may have a lead for you on that refinishing.
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
1:13 pm
‘I thought fantasy island burned down’
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
1:15 pm
DMV ~ she should just stick with the truth #5.
@Raqi V ~ PP is good. Sam and Naomi kissed. During counseling, Cooper told Charlotte that he kissed someone (?) right after her rape. She stormed out. Confronted her and an interesting exchange took place. A young lady, who has Downs, found out she was pregnant. Her mother didn’t want her and her bf to have this child because they could barely take care of themselves. Violet’s new book had everyone up in arms because she revealed secrets she had no business of revealing. On top of that, she didn’t ask permission to put their stories into her book.
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
1:16 pm
Thanks Leggs.
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
1:19 pm
There are a few men that suddenly went missing from this blog (Not you 2CTPG or abc) but for the life of me I cannot recall their names.
Who in the heck were they?
SexyCool
February 25th, 2011
1:22 pm
Dan – I actually got my referral from Kym. My inspection is tomorrow. Dude has said that the inspection will take no less than FIVE HOURS. (He told me to pack a lunch. lol)
His name is Steve Goolsby.
http://www.toptobottominspection.net
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
1:22 pm
Can somebody please call out some names? When I see their name I will without hesitation remember their writing style.
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
1:23 pm
DMV – You ever considered dropping a Clariton in your honey’s drink?
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
1:24 pm
SexyCool – Um…that name of the website sounds a little suspect. Excuse me for immediately thinking in the gutter on that one. Sounds like a branch of the FBI (Female Body Inspectors)
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
1:27 pm
Dreams —
How often do you play “The Crying Game” music when your friend is around? 
That poor dude will never hear the end of that story…
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
1:31 pm
Time to play DJ….
DMV — This tune goes out to you….
(username: MIA / password: MIA)
SexyCool
February 25th, 2011
1:32 pm
Thanks, Rock.
Can you email me?
I’m about to log off. TheDude and I played hooky from work today. I’ve just made a mega-salad. We’re about to take a picnic basket and a blanket to the park.
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
1:36 pm
Yes SexyCool as soon as he calls me back I will shot you an email.
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
1:36 pm
Shoot not shot
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
1:37 pm
Slim? Is that what you meant?
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
1:38 pm
@DMV ~ did you take advantage of her w/o her knowing….borderline!
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
1:39 pm
Swiss not The Crying Game. lol Might have to do that next time.
Raqi seems like lots of people (men and women) have gone missing. Haven’t seen Infamous on. Or CoolShadow or EastPointsOwn. As for the women, I haven’t seen Blue, or Delight. Btw, how you doing today?
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
1:43 pm
DreamsMat, I am doing so-so. Thanks for asking.
The one I am trying to put my finger on is definitely not Infamous. That is unless he has gotten hold of some bad weed. LOL
And no not CoolShadow nor EastPoint either.
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
1:44 pm
Raqi – Top to Bottom Inspector – Hmmm, interesting?
SC – Dang, I was just thinking about how nice a picnic would be right now.
DMV
February 25th, 2011
1:44 pm
When she’s on Ambien, she even utters that word that married men rarely hear……”Again”
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
1:47 pm
Willie, SeanJohnson, GAman
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
1:49 pm
@DMV ~ oh, she’s awake, just won’t remember due to the Ambien. Oh, ok. I thought you were talking about feeling bad because you took it while she was sleeping, but now you’re talking about avertiing your aim and making a deposit somewhere else!
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
1:51 pm
SeanJohnson. You may be on to something. LOL
DMV
February 25th, 2011
1:52 pm
Leggs….uh huh. Am I goin’ to hell for that? I might……
SexyCool
February 25th, 2011
1:52 pm
Oh…and whoever gave me the ‘10″ yesterday, you ended up being right. But…I think it was more from the power of suggestion than any actual intent that I’d previously had.
(giggles)
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
1:54 pm
you ended up being right
Oh hush with that. I am jealous. LOL
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
1:55 pm
Leggs, stop. Please.
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
1:56 pm
LOL…Ok, I won’t play with them anymore!
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
2:02 pm
I’m posting names for you, but blog monster is eating them.
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
2:03 pm
LOL They must be top offenders in some way.
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
2:06 pm
That’s what I was thinking!
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
2:10 pm
“They must be top offenders in some way.”
Or their names contain Spanish bad words. Which is why you can’t say words like “ridicu-lous” or “repu-tation” on here either…
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
2:12 pm
Swiss, that is interesting.
I tried earlier to say “if you say so” 3 times but it would not get pass the filter.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
2:15 pm
“Swiss, that is interesting. “
Raqi — Actually, it’s incredibly f__king stupid, but what do you expect from the ajc?
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
2:16 pm
lol at the bilingual blog filter.
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
2:17 pm
so there’s a BMW (Blog’s Most Wanted) list?
BlackMagicWoman
February 25th, 2011
2:19 pm
DMV…that Ambien is no joke. I did some crazy stuff. I got up and made meals. I called people. It’s bad because I already sleepwalk. It just amplified all my usual activites. One day I woke up fully dressed. Mind you I had showered and put on PJS. Somewhere in the night I got up and dressed. I sure hope I did not go anywhere!
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
2:20 pm
THE 6 BEST DOCTOR’S
1. Sunshine
2. Water
3. Rest
4. Air
5. Exercise
6. Diet
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
2:22 pm
Somewhere in the night I got up and dressed. I sure hope I did not go anywhere!
BMW Ummmm, I been meaning to talk to you about that night…
Willie Dynamite
February 25th, 2011
2:23 pm
Dreams – jus dont mention the videotape. Its one of our best sellers in the bar…..
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
2:25 pm
“I sure hope I did not go anywhere!”
BMW — That reminds me… If you found a pair of Ralph Lauren boxers, uh…. just keep them.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
2:27 pm
Swiss now making
AmbienTexas Margaritas for all the blog ladies…BlackMagicWoman
February 25th, 2011
2:30 pm
DREAMS & WILLIE & SWISS….I will hunt you down and beat you like you stole my money!
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
2:30 pm
@i’m swiss ~ don’t do that…each person will react different. I never understood NyQuil…it did absolutely nothing for me!
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
2:32 pm
Swiss, before you pour up those margaritas for the unsuspecting blogettes, take this nice big cold bottle of gatorade and pass it around between you menfolk.
Drink it all now. Don’t be modest.
Blackfoote
February 25th, 2011
2:32 pm
BMW:
You left the door wide open……
Damn Swiss you beat me to it…….LOL
BlackMagicWoman
February 25th, 2011
2:35 pm
What’s creey is I have been a sleepwalker ever since I was a toddler. Mami says that I would get up and climb out of bed and come out to the living room then climb up on the couch and start talking. Of course I did not make sense. I mean I was talking chicken and rainbows! She said she figured out that I was asleep by the “deer caught in headlights” expression on my face. Then I’d just slide down and go get back in bed. I still do that. I freaked out my ex. I never told him about that. So now I before I spend any overnight time with a guy (that’s been a long time ago) I warn him that it could happen.
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
2:35 pm
Leggs, don’t let anyone pull that sheet off of those empty antifreeze bottles over there. Please and thank you. LOL
Blackfoote
February 25th, 2011
2:37 pm
It have to be something about that gatorade.
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
2:37 pm
BlackMagic, my ex-sisterinlaw has a child that is a sleep walker. When he was a little boy they put a half door up to his room and locked him in. That worked for a while then she had to put a chime on his door to know when he was coming out of his room.
She had plenty of scares with him.
BlackMagicWoman
February 25th, 2011
2:38 pm
WHOOOOA RAQI….you’re killin’ ‘em! Literally!
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
2:39 pm
Blackfoote, don’t drink that. LOL Pass it on around.
Blackfoote
February 25th, 2011
2:39 pm
Long as you don’t stomp those toes while you’re walking you know I have a foot fetish……LOL
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
2:40 pm
LOL BlackMagic, whatchu talkin ’bout. It’s hot outside and I am just the docile little lady.
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
2:40 pm
I will hunt you down and beat you like you stole my money!
BMW Dang, I thought you might miss that twenty you had in your back pocket. Hey I thought that ambien was
exTylenol. And since Willie done let the cat out the bag on the tape, I probably should hit you off with at least a lil bit of the proceeds. Dammit Willie. You gon have to sell extra popcone at the next blog fight to make this one up man.Leggs
February 25th, 2011
2:41 pm
OMG, forgot about the foot fetish. She’s sleep walking not a time to be thinking about sucking on her toes (LOLOL).
Blackfoote
February 25th, 2011
2:41 pm
Raqi V:
I’m spared thank you darling I promise to live right from now on…..LOL
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
2:42 pm
“don’t do that…each person will react different.”
Leggs — Maybe so, but we’ve already established how BMW will react. Swiss now laying out slutty French maid outfit for when the
Ambienmargaritas kick in…Willie Dynamite
February 25th, 2011
2:46 pm
BMW – now you know I was just kidding, you know we would never do something like that.
Raqi – well dayum, ALL the menfolk. That lil pregnant lady docile bit aint fooling me.
Dreams – come on man, we discussed this in the last marketing mtg. Told you to pay attention
Swiss – Two words…….. Tri-Pod
Blackfoote
February 25th, 2011
2:47 pm
Leggs:
I’ll be good I’ll soak them in some warm pineapple orange juice and massage them very well then………
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
2:48 pm
i’m swiss ~ you do know when she comes around she’s going to drop kick your a$$ into next week (LOL).
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
2:49 pm
Blackfoote ~ I have to be honest, that sounds tasty for you and a nice tingling sensation for her (LOL).
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
2:51 pm
“you do know when she comes around she’s going to drop kick your a$$ into next week”
Leggs — That’s what I’m hoping for… Thank you, mistress, may I have another???
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
2:53 pm
i’m swiss ~ you are truly a hopeless romantic craving some S&M!
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
3:00 pm
“you are truly a hopeless romantic craving some S&M!”
Leggs — Nah… I’m just a h0rny white boy who hasn’t had puddy in about 8 hours…
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
3:00 pm
come on man, we discussed this in the last marketing mtg. Told you to pay attention
Man Willie, Real said “marketing mtg” was the code word for the party at Simple’s crib. Wasn’t nobody payin attention with all those
chicksmarketing associatesdancingpresenting their assets to the company.Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
3:03 pm
BlackMagic, are you still around?
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
3:04 pm
You’re not even horny….just greedy!!!
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
3:07 pm
DMV, LOL you are drugging her up to give it to her in the pooper. LOL I draw the line there. NOt on the drugging part but on the pooper.
SexyCool you are welcome.
Who is Simple Man sponsoring now?
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
3:08 pm
Swiss – 8hrs….daaaaamn, have you been hanging out with Eric Benet? lol
Dreams – Yall are so CWAZY!!!
‘You’re not even horny….just greedy!!!’
Leggs – It’s like Pringles…Once you pop, you can’t stop
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
3:10 pm
Once you pop, I thought the next step is ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
3:11 pm
Leggs, change your circle of experience. LOL
Willie Dynamite
February 25th, 2011
3:11 pm
Dreams -True true true, You remember the one with the…..
Alrite here are the cliff notes; 1. We are no longer offering GatorAde, PowerAde, or Kool Aid due to a dispute with our (normally docile) supplier. Please remove and destroy any on property ASAP.
2.) Thanks to Blackfoote and Swiss we are now expanding the video section to include fetish, make sure to add the upcharge because of limited quantities and availability.
czBrat
February 25th, 2011
3:11 pm
figures i would pop in just in time to see something like this —> you are drugging her up to give it to her in the pooper
also not surprising that it’s a PR post. smdh
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
3:12 pm
Leggs / Slim — Hey, got to take advantage of that morning wood, you know… But I won’t lie — a little “afternoon delight” would be alright by me…
BlackMagicWoman
February 25th, 2011
3:12 pm
SWISS,DREAMS & WILLIE….do they still put folks on the back of milk cartons?
Let’s see, who to drug and drag first to my dungeon?
RAQI…I’m still around!
SlimNumeroUno
February 25th, 2011
3:15 pm
BMW – I’m not sure they do the milk carton thing anymore but you might find some missing persons on the bulletin board at your local Wally World near the door greeter.
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
3:15 pm
BlackMagic I have to go upstairs to hookup the fetal monitor for a while (these darn contractions) but I wanted to asked you this before I go up just in case I fall asleep and don’t get to log back on in time. I am just a tad bit sleepy. If you can answer I will read it later.
I hope me saying this does not offend you because that is the total opposite of what I want to do. Just reading you from day to day you seem like you may be one that may have had this done. And I don’t mean that in a bad way.
But anyhoo, have you ever had a honey massage? A lady at my church was raving about it once. None of my friends have ever had it done. When Blackfoote mention the foot massage I thought about what my co-member said about the honey massage.
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
3:15 pm
@PR ~ no need, just making fun of men falling asleep afterwards. It’s a fact!
Raqi V
February 25th, 2011
3:15 pm
Oh there you are. I will look for your answer later. Thanks in advance. LOL
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
3:23 pm
czBrat I am innocent DMV is the one actually doing that not me.
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
3:24 pm
Leggs, I don’t know if it’s a fact or not because I don’t sleep with men. But I know I don’t go to sleep afterwards.
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
3:26 pm
Glad to hear it, PR!
BlackMagicWoman
February 25th, 2011
3:26 pm
RAQI…. I have done the sea salt honey massage. You add a bit of coconut oil to help with the stickiness. The sea salt exfoliates.
Now honey on a guy…well that is another issue
If that is what you meant…then use I have doen that as well! 
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
3:28 pm
Black, you are a freak. How often do you let the beast out? Only on full moons?
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
3:30 pm
Ok, I know I’m losing my mind, because I thought Raqi V was asking from a sensual standpoint and not from a Spa Sydell point of reference. Ok, I’ve slapped my own hand and placed myself in the corner….I digress! All this talk about tapes, foot fetishes, honey massages, has me on a one track frame of mind!
BlackMagicWoman
February 25th, 2011
3:31 pm
“How often do you let the beast out? Only on full moons?”
Who…meeeee? Noooo!
Well I do like to howl at the moon! And I have a strong connection to Siberian Huskies!
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
3:32 pm
LOL
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
3:33 pm
“And I have a strong connection to Siberian Huskies!”
BMW — So you likes it doggy-style… Awwwwwwwwwwww suki, suki, now!
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
3:34 pm
ppreciate that Willie. I think Swiss was experimenting with putting powerade in those margaritas though. They might not have the effect he was hoping for.
But anyhoo, have you ever had a honey massage?
I’m almost positive this is not what I’m thinking it is cuz I can’t imagine you would be talking to the ladies at church about it. Plus you said none of your friends had ever done it. lol
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
3:35 pm
@DreamsM ~ that’s the point got me hung up too…talking to the ladies at church (LOLOL).
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
3:37 pm
that’s the point got me hung up too…talking to the ladies at church
Yeah cuz I’ve given honey massages, but I didn’t use my hands.
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
3:38 pm
See I’m talking about the cover of the Ohio Players album, Sweet Sticky Thing!!!
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
3:39 pm
“All this talk about tapes, foot fetishes, honey massages, has me on a one track frame of mind!”
Leggs — Sounds like you’re due for service.
cba
February 25th, 2011
3:43 pm
Sugar Foot
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
3:44 pm
Over due. LOL
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
3:45 pm
Sugar Walls- by Sheena Easton
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
3:45 pm
Careful, cba — you’ll have Blackfoote over there sucking on your toes…
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
3:47 pm
Swiss, you were wrong for that one. lol
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
3:52 pm
I don’t think cba would let that happen.
cba
February 25th, 2011
3:56 pm
Leggs referenced Ohio Players thus Sugar Foot
Willie Dynamite
February 25th, 2011
4:00 pm
Purp – Sheena Easton, you can add that to Prince wall of fame as well.
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
4:05 pm
Willie, Prince and Sheena rocked out on “you got the look” and probably in the bedroom too. LOL
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
4:07 pm
Prince is living proof of the puddy-attracting power of being a rock star. Doesn’t matter how short or suspect-looking you are…
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
4:07 pm
“Game, Blouses”
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
4:08 pm
Swiss, LOL!
BlackMagicWoman
February 25th, 2011
4:08 pm
DAMN YOU SWISS!
“Sugar Walls- by Sheena Easton”
That’s one of my favorite songs. It’s on my Ipod.
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
4:09 pm
add sheila e to that too. only dude who can pull chicks in a blouse, tight leather pants and heals.
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
4:11 pm
Sheena Easton was so stiff singing that song!
Willie Dynamite
February 25th, 2011
4:12 pm
look up Sugar Walls in the Urban Dictionary and Sheena Easton is not mentioned. hahaha
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
4:12 pm
I bet Sheena Easton’s Sugar Walls weren’t stiff.
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
4:13 pm
Prince keeps a rotatition his last two wives have been hot!
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
4:13 pm
“Sheena Easton was so stiff singing that song!”
Prince probably was, too…
TenderRoni
February 25th, 2011
4:14 pm
Hmmmm…honey massages sounds so interesting.
BlackMagicWoman
February 25th, 2011
4:15 pm
Sheena Easton was so stiff singing that song!”
Prince probably was, too…
Ok…I’ve officially…flatlined_____________________________________
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
4:15 pm
Hmmmm…honey massages sounds so interesting.
TenderRoni Would you like more information on that, perhaps a demonstration?
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
4:16 pm
@PR ~ that’s a bet I can’t take!
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
4:16 pm
Am I the only one who gets the feeling that if Prince hadn’t become a rock star, he’d be on the sex offender registry?
Willie Dynamite
February 25th, 2011
4:17 pm
Some Lyrics to Sugar Walls. its official
Lemme take you somewhere you’ve never been
I can show you things you’ve never seen
I can make you never wanna fall in love again
Come spend the night inside my sugar walls
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
4:17 pm
That was a good comeback.
TenderRoni
February 25th, 2011
4:17 pm
uhh..maybe not the demo. But info would be cool, so I can it in my aersnal for later.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
4:19 pm
WillieD — Didn’t Prince write that song for her? I know he wrote several for her, Sheila E & others….
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
4:21 pm
yeah Prince wrote Sugar Walls. Funny thing is Sheena started out adult contemporary. Prince knew how to turn a chick out. lol
Willie Dynamite
February 25th, 2011
4:21 pm
Swiss – yep and I’m sure it was after getting to know her.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
4:22 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_Walls
Looks like he did, indeed…
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
4:23 pm
Swiss, I don’t think so. He’s not like a Micheal Jackson a megastart who wore makeup and liked kids Prince wears makeup and likes all the women we like but can just get them. LOL
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
4:26 pm
Purple — Yeah, I didn’t mean any reference to kids — you don’t have to be a pedophile to end up on the sex offender registry, though… You can end up on the for whipping it out in the wrong place, too… Allegedly…
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
4:27 pm
Only natural for Prince to push a talented drummer like Sheila E to funk it up!
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
4:28 pm
Swiss, yeah ever since 9/11..thank Bin Laden
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
4:29 pm
“Only natural for Prince to push a talented drummer like Sheila E to funk it up!”
Yeah, he has plenty of experience banging things, too…
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 25th, 2011
4:30 pm
Only natural for Prince to push a talented drummer like Sheila E to funk it up!
lots of pushing and funking I’m sure.
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
4:40 pm
Prince had Kim Basinger hooked on his sex, her brother had to come get her from his house after she wouldn’t leave. Kim was also the inspiration for Prince to write Insatiable and she is also the woman moaning on Scandalous Sex Suite. He said that she was one of the best he had in bed.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 25th, 2011
4:42 pm
Ahhh… I think it’s time to blow this joint…
Skyyyyyyyy-rockets in flight…
Afternoon delight.
Aaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-afternoon delight.
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
4:43 pm
LOL almost forgot Prince said that he and Kim messed up his sound board with Honey of all things.
cba
February 25th, 2011
4:43 pm
Voodoo sex ritual leads to fatal fire
czBrat
February 25th, 2011
4:49 pm
yet again … she is also the woman moaning on Scandalous Sex Suite. He said that she was one of the best he had in bed.
what’s your defense this time, carlito? aight. i’ll leave you alone now. LOL
sorry i missed most of freaky friday, but it was good reading a bit of you guys again.
ciao!
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
4:51 pm
CanalZone, we are talking about Prince. Come sit in my lap so that I can tell you more.
BlackMagicWoman
February 25th, 2011
4:53 pm
P-Lito…..you know so much of your Minneapolis factoids!
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
5:02 pm
“The true measure of your character is what you would do if you were sure no one would ever find out.” ~ John Maxwell
Enjoy the weekend (even if you have to work a little).
Leggs
February 25th, 2011
5:02 pm
Good night!
czBrat
February 25th, 2011
5:05 pm
can’t right now, babe, but you got next.
Willie Dynamite
February 25th, 2011
5:08 pm
“The true measure of your character is what you would do if you were sure no one would ever find out.” ~ John Maxwell
Well then I’m good……
Purple Rain
February 25th, 2011
5:17 pm
CanalZone
Black, I am a huge Prince ManFan. LOL