Is your dating GPS broken?
On the Bravo show Millionaire Matchmaker, Patty Sanger is often referring to the ” picker.” It’s like some sort of uncontrollable dating GPS device that steers us toward a specific type.
She thinks that the male picker is, well his picker and women tend to pick based on security and wealth . A bit sexist I think, but I suppose women aren’t considered as visual as men are in this regard.
I can’t with say with certainty that I have a single picker. If I were to have one though, it would be my brain. I am very much into a man’s intellect and heaven help me if the man has an extensive vocabulary. Seriously.
When we talked about chasing the instant connection this week, I started thinking of the routes and paths we take looking for it. Are we looking for love in the right places? Is there a right place?
Even when all conditions are right, we’re around those who have common likes and interests, our dating GPS can still direct us the wrong way. I’d argue that we can sometimes even get lost – and you know how some of us are about asking for directions.
Do you think you follow your instincts? Do you trust what your gut tells you? Does it generally guide you in the right direction?
Is it better to be lead by your head or your heart? Do you ever get a sense that your dating GPS is broken or malfunctioning? If so, how can it get fixed?
P.S. Maybe your Dating GPS can steer you toward Modern Day Matchmaker’s event this Saturday. The Quarterly Atlanta brings a new twist to mixing and mingling with flow dating (equal parts networking, speed dating, flirting marathon). It’s sophisticated singles networking socially. Get your pickers ready!
P.S.S One Degree From Me is offering Misadventures in Atlanta lucky readers a chance to win admission. The first 5 guys and first 5 girls to email their name, age, phone number and why they believe they are so fly and a great catch (brandon@onedegreefrom.me) gets a shot at it. Good luck!
By Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta Dating Blog
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FCM
February 24th, 2011
8:22 am
I have been told repeatedly that my “Picker” is off. I swear if you put 99 wonderful men in a room–they have goals, they have instrest similar to mine, they have gainful employment, can handle a woman who speaks her mind, oh and are ok with children from a previous marriage….and 1 guy who hidden luggage….I will find the one guy.
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
8:25 am
Hi WD re: “Is it better to be lead by your head or your heart? Do you ever get a sense that your dating GPS is broken or malfunctioning? If so, how can it get fixed?”
When I was in professional sales, they taught us that people BUY for EMOTIONAL REASONS, then JUSTIFY by logic. I haven’t sen a lot in my life to dispute that. Take the Hummer craze a few years back. People did not buy a decked out Hummer because it would help themn get around all of the massive snowstorms we have in ATL…they bought because they thought it made them look cool. What logic really compels one to buy a vehicle that gets 8 miles per gallon?
Timing is always an issue to. Men lead with their heads, but follow with their hearts…women lead with their hearts, and then start thinking. By the time a man is going “all in”, the woman is often already orchestrating her exit strategy.
The whole system is frankly screwed up
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
8:29 am
Sorry for the typos.
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
8:32 am
Oh and my dating GPS usually tells me to take a different route…so I turn it off, shut my eyes, and jump in. Trial and error, with mostly error.
P.S.
February 24th, 2011
8:34 am
That should be P.P.S. not P.S.S.
SlimNumeroUno
February 24th, 2011
8:46 am
Good morning
DMV
February 24th, 2011
8:52 am
I think people would be deceiving themselves to say that initially, physical appearance is the drawing factor. After the initial meeting, the two begin talking and personality comes into play. Then if the coupling continues, the smaller, but more important aspects come into play. Any one of these three can be deal breakers. The GPS isn’t broke, it’s just that you didn’t pay enough attention to or give proper credance to all three. The stereotype says men will put up with a lot if she’s stunning and women will put up with a lot if he’s a good “provider”. But in the end, no matter how good looking SHE is or how great a provider (rich) HE is, the short comings will eventually supercede the positives.
DMV
February 24th, 2011
8:53 am
I meant to say “People would be deceiving themselves to say that physical appearance ISN’T the initial drawing factor.” It’s early in the morning…*yawn
Simple Man!!!!
February 24th, 2011
8:59 am
Morning Peeps!!!
Y'all Are Kids
February 24th, 2011
9:05 am
When I was younger, it was physical appearance, sexual accumen, mental stability, humor. In that order. I picked with my “picker”. Now that I’m “mature”, it’s mental stability, inteligence, humor, sexual willingness and a pulse. In that order.
Humans pick mates for all the wrong reasons when they’re young (under30), but that’s what propogates the species. If eeryone waited until they were 30 to pick a life partner, there would be like, 8 of us on the planet.
SlimNumeroUno
February 24th, 2011
9:28 am
Um, I don’t think i’ve ever necessarily CHOSEN a dude with my CT…however, I may have CHOSEN to stick around a little longer dealing with unnecessary BS because of how he made the CT feel. Just keeping it One Hunned..don’t judge me
abc
February 24th, 2011
9:44 am
What all women want the most is security. They’ll pick the secure option every time. That’s not to say that once they have the security, they won’t go find something or someone recreational for whatever else they want.
Men, on the other hand, are most likely to go after the one with the biggest teeots.
Dan - Simply...Superior
February 24th, 2011
9:45 am
Don’t feel no guilt Slim, happens to the best of y’all….
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 24th, 2011
9:52 am
Morning
My GPS isn’t broke, I turned it off for a while.
I am very much into a man’s intellect and heaven help me if the man has an extensive vocabulary.
Wise Michael Eric Dyson must open floodgates for you then. lol
Simple Man!!!!
February 24th, 2011
10:01 am
“I may have CHOSEN to stick around a little longer dealing with unnecessary BS because of how he made the CT feel”
Morning Slim….You really know the way to a mnas heart!!!!
M. (pronouced M dot)
February 24th, 2011
10:03 am
Good day all…
I have definately been guilty of not listening to my GPS and getting all turned around..
I dont really think there is a right place really but there are definatley wrong places.
I think we should look for people that do the things we like…if you like to read, check out bookstores, book clubs, meetup groups etc. If you like business and networking, go to some different networking and business events. If you like to travel, just try some new spots that you normally dont do.
Try that!
SlimNumeroUno
February 24th, 2011
10:04 am
Dan – Yeah I know but i’m proud to say I haven’t stuck around just for the bedroom follies in a loooooong time. Could it be i’m growing up just a tad? lol
Simple – I didn’t know the CT was the Underground railroad to a man’s heart.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
10:07 am
“Men, on the other hand, are most likely to go after the one with the biggest teeots.”
Speak for yourself, abc. Personally, I’m a booty man…
SlimNumeroUno
February 24th, 2011
10:10 am
‘Men, on the other hand, are most likely to go after the one with the biggest teeots’
If that was the case then No dude would ever try to talk to me unless they fell into the “Little People” category.
Dan - Simply...Superior
February 24th, 2011
10:13 am
Yeah, and I can see it too Slim…good for you!
Simple Man!!!!
February 24th, 2011
10:13 am
“Simple – I didn’t know the CT was the Underground railroad to a man’s heart.”
LOL….. and that would make you a modern day ” Harriet Tubman!!!!
SlimNumeroUno
February 24th, 2011
10:18 am
SImple – I think i’ll leave that to the Superheads & Pinky’s of the world. I just can’t deal with that type of pressure and this train is a single person occupancy ride.
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
10:18 am
Total Honesty.
I get daily contacts on line on Match and eharmony from women who probably have a good personality but…as shallow as it sounds, the thought of looking across the table at an ugly woman for the rest of my life is too scary. So instead, I chase the one that will ultimately bring me the most grief. If all were bluntly honest, I suspect most do the same.
As for women, I have been convinced for years that deep down women want three men in their lives… 1) the secure “Provider” (boring but keeps the bank account full), 2) the “Gay Friend” (not really gay, but one to confide in but keep in the dreaded “friendship zone), and 3) the Rogue (the “thuga” on the side to add excitement, even though he abuses her in many ways). these tend to be mutually exclusive, thus the quiet “desperation” that most women reach after settling.
BlackMagicWoman
February 24th, 2011
10:35 am
“By the time a man is going “all in”, the woman is often already orchestrating her exit strategy.”
Yep because we do not have time to waste while you decide if you want to be with us 100% or not. Quit sticking your feet in to test the water. Or you will find that when you ready to dive in…you will hit the bottom be cause the water (us) will have evaporated! Ever heard of that saying, “sh!t or get off the pot”? I holds true!
DMV…I co-sign your 8:52!
SWISS..get yo’ hand off my booty!
But I do think my GPS needed an update because I was putting in one destination and ended up on the other side of town. Not cool. It sucks being lost in the game of love. What I have learned is not to date when you are under extreme stress. It will make you choose badly out of fear or just needing someone around. You will make bad decisions. Then when the smoke clears…you realize that had you been in your right mind you would have seen that that person was not even close to what you would want. But they were there and the had a pulse! You will end up regretting it. Also I don’t believe the, “get over one man/woman by hooking up with another” theory. It’s kind of pathetic. It’s saying that you have no will power of capability of moving on with life with someone…anyone to fill the place of the last person. That fear of being alone sucks. Unless you were a multiple…you were born alone. And even if you are a multiple…you will die alone. So co-dependencey is not cool or cute. It’s desperate!
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
10:38 am
Morning all -
Well, I guess since I’m single, I should automatically assume my dating GPS is broken. But I think it’s very good at weeding out the undesirables. In fact, I can’t even say I even meet real jerks anymore. But I do know what my standards and expectations are, and I am okay with letting guys go who can not meet them. And I think that’s where many women get caught up. They want companionship, their tired of going at it alone, so they push through with guys they know aren’t the most compatible with them.
Dan - Simply...Superior
February 24th, 2011
10:44 am
@BMW
Co-dependency and wanting someone to share your life with are two polar ends of the same spectrum.
You can want someone to share your life with without being/feeling/seeming desperate about it. And you can be desperate in wanting “anyone” without wanting someone to share your life with.
Those are two distinct thought processes
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
10:47 am
“SWISS..get yo’ hand off my booty!”
BMW — That’s not my hand, baby…
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
10:50 am
“By the time a man is going “all in”, the woman is often already orchestrating her exit strategy.”
Yep because we do not have time to waste while you decide if you want to be with us 100% or not
BMW – Agreed. There are times when I left and wonder what would have happened if I had just been more patient. But I probably would have continued to just be strung along. Guess I’ll never know…but I do know that it shouldn’t take a year plus to know how you feel about someone and know if your future plans include them…
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
10:52 am
@ BMW and Ared …uhhhh, yeah, I guess.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
10:54 am
Good day.
Are we looking for love in the right places? Is there a right place? Love can be found in any place so there is no such thing as a “wrong place”. However, is my GPS broken…YEP!
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
10:56 am
RandyT – Is there more you’d like to share with the class?
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
10:57 am
Speaking of shady ladies (well not exactly, but) AJC shows that pregnant Real Housewife (Zolniak?), talking about how she and the baby daddy from Falcons have finally moved in together. To paraphrase an old axiom…”the sting of shyyytty personality lingers long after the joy of big tatas has worn off”. I’d bet a ton of money he’s gonna wish he hadn’t gone bareback.
David
February 24th, 2011
10:58 am
Many times, the GPS was dead on correct at one time, but the “target” changed their longitude/lattitude numbers and the GPS was screaming “Hell NO!” after the deed was done. Most of the time, it’s not that the GPS was wrong, it’s that the GPS was RIGHT in 2007, but WRONG in 2011 because the “address (personality)” had changed. People change and it’s not always for the better.
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
11:01 am
Hey Ared, not lecturing, but have times literally and figuratively where my GPS had me going down the wrong way on a one way street.
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
11:04 am
I’d bet a ton of money he’s gonna wish he hadn’t gone bareback.
No more feeling sorry for these dummies. He can afford condoms.
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
11:06 am
Hey Ared, not lecturing, but have times literally and figuratively where my GPS had me going down the wrong way on a one way street.
Well, GPS errors notwithsanding, they can’t be responsible for your lack of attention to signs and common sense.
Purple Rain
February 24th, 2011
11:16 am
GPS are known to be wrong quite often, before we had them we still got to where we were going and even enjoyed the view. I follow my instincts because I trust them and I like to map out where I am going before I start “driving”. LOL
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
11:18 am
“No more feeling sorry for these dummies. He can afford condoms”.
Sympathy is not my strongest suit anyway, dude did it to himself (as well as her).
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
11:19 am
She’s getting fried on the blog that carries the story… damn.
Purple Rain
February 24th, 2011
11:24 am
Basically rely on common sense more than a GPS.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
11:29 am
I’ve taken time to recalibrate my system. Things are now looking good, and I’m back on the right road! Honk, honk, get out of my way!
kimmie
February 24th, 2011
11:30 am
Morning gang!
As for my GPS, I guess I’ve always met nice enough guys in the past, basically decent. The timing has been off with most, and a few personality conflicts. But being that I’m engaged to a wonderful guy, I guess I finally got it right. The timing was perfect because I met him at a point where he was ready to make time for a relationship. Our personalities mesh nicely, we have very similiar values and we are both ready to commit.
As far as looking for love in the wrong places, while it’s true love can be found in many places, there are some places naturally more condusive than others. And if you keep meeting up with the same type and it’s not what you want, maybe some changes are in order.
Willie Dynamite
February 24th, 2011
11:31 am
Morning All,
GPS what the heyal? I can only speak for myself but I always thought of the journey instead of the destination. All i can say is it has worked for me. I think we put unrealistic expectations on ourselves when we select the end point first. We tend to put blinders on the possibilities of potential great things off the beaten path. Are we so careful that if something doesn’t fit snugly in our GPS Route summary that we discard it? Isn’t that what Dating is all about? The journey, finding and vibing with yourself and potentially getting that special someone to ride with you
For me the GPS never got purchased. I just got in and started driving. Along the way I had a few chicks to ride with me. Some took the scenic route and some didn’t make it out the parking lot. Sometimes the ride got bumpy and even experienced a few blowouts (pun intended). Nevertheless I kept riding until that one Chick didnt get put out. Thats my story and I’m sticking with it.
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
11:32 am
Speaking of wrong way roads, found myself all night last night dreaming about an ex-flame (my “transition” lover). Not good. Finished that chapter and have no intentions of reading a sequel. I got out of bed an hour early so I wouldn’t fall back asleep and start dreaming again. Memories are mostly good, but don’t need that in my life. Nope.
kimmie
February 24th, 2011
11:34 am
Amred – I with you, I’m so thru making excuses & feeling sorry for grown folks’ stupid decisions. We live in a time where all kinds of birth control & disease prevention are available like no time in history. And the main ones acting a fool are good and grown – not talking 14 year olds here. Nope, zero sympathy.
Purple Rain
February 24th, 2011
11:34 am
Move bish get out the way, get out the way… bish get out the way…move
kimmie
February 24th, 2011
11:35 am
Purple – Lead, follow or get out of the way!
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
11:37 am
That was well said, WillieD!
cba
February 24th, 2011
11:38 am
Randyt I just read that story. My take: 25yrs old, NFL player, from Montana, now in the ATL = getting Kim the gold digger pregnant.
kimmie
February 24th, 2011
11:39 am
Yeah Willie, great post!
Purple Rain
February 24th, 2011
11:41 am
“These women are not intelligent enough to follow a GPS let alone drive.” – Barry Azz Barry
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
11:41 am
Thankfully I have had the good fortune of being able to retire my dating GPS but when I was using it I do believe that I had the thing upset down a few times. It took me way off course a time or two.
And the thing is the place it took me looked like the right destination but I soon found out, not soon enough though, that the location was already occupied by another. I upgraded my ‘picker” model after that.
One thing I learned is to first know what it is I truly wanted and where I wanted to go with it. I agree security is a big thing for me but not just financial security. I need emotional and mental security. I am a closet worrier so my man has to offer something that eases that emotional and mental turbulence of me worrying. He just makes it all stable and set for me. I can’t really explain it but I know what I am talking about.
I also need to feel physically secure in my man’s presence. Not that I am the type to cause ruckus nor do I expect him to stop bullets but there is feeling of security that I have walking alongside him. Maybe it’s his height…I don’t know LOL but he makes me feel safe.
I had met other guys that could have probably been a good pick but timing and other matters did not make those relationships accessible.
Just being where I am now I am glad I missed on the others because I love what I have here
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
11:41 am
Bet he will wear a raincoat when he goes out from now on.
Never could understand why some guys correlate manhood with making children. Manhood is “what” you do, not “who” you did.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
11:42 am
When you’re an NFL starter (on a good team, no less), shouldn’t you be able to pull a higher quality of azz than that RHA drag queen? Just sayin’…
Purple Rain
February 24th, 2011
11:42 am
“Good things comes to those who wait, so I am going to be at least an hour late”- Kanye LOL
Dan - Simply...Superior
February 24th, 2011
11:42 am
I’ll say this,
In addition to having your GPS system updated, you should keep up the maintenance on the car. The body, the motor, the engine, oil, etc.
In addition to being in the right place (venue) to find love, be in the right place (emotionally/mentally) to find love. Because meeting “the one” is a product of both circumstances.
Purple Rain
February 24th, 2011
11:43 am
Hey there is someone for everyone, don’t knock the guy for knocking her up. Maybe they really like each other. Do they not deserve love, happiness and sex? LOL
Purple Rain
February 24th, 2011
11:44 am
Get your motor running, head out on the highway…looking for adventure…whatever comes my way
Purple Rain
February 24th, 2011
11:45 am
Dan, the GPS my gave the right coordinates but the vehicle is not road worthy. LOL
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
11:46 am
@ swiss, true…the gal at Tattletales really liked me too, had nothing to do with the 10’s and 20’s I’m sure.
Purple Rain Kush
February 24th, 2011
11:46 am
Inhale/Exhale InHale/Exhale
Purple Rain Kush
February 24th, 2011
11:48 am
Swiss him being a starter for the Falcons is part of the problem, that city shows their players no love..fair weather fans. LOL
Purple Rain Kush "This ish right HERE!"
February 24th, 2011
11:49 am
Who is the lady anyway? What’s her claim to fame besides that reality show?
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
11:49 am
meant (re Tattletales) at PR for Liking each other, not swiss…my bad. I’ve seen stranger partnerships than that that worked.
There was a gal in the town near where I grew up that had the nickname “Moby”. Very seet, but very large. A guy I graduated with started hitting it. She told him she was pregnant (couldn’t tell becaue of her size), so he married her. She was BSing him. They are still married and happy as far as I can telll.
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
11:50 am
sweet not seet.
Purple Rain Kush "This ish right HERE!"
February 24th, 2011
11:51 am
Randyt, people keep dating Halle Berry’s crazy azz too. LOL
Dan - Simply...Superior
February 24th, 2011
11:52 am
I’m not just saying road worthy, be a good and responsible driver too.
Many times I’d meet women and we just weren’t in the same place at the same time, she’d want a relationship (or not) and I wouldn’t (or would) and seemed like I just couldn’t get right.
But along the way, instead getting down on myself and after getting down on the idea of love (hey, somma y’all remember), I realized that I needed to get me together first.
So in the phrasing of the metaphor: I took some driving courses, got better at the craft, practiced, and when the time came to take that trip, I was ready/willing/able.
That’s not to say I didn’t get lost or go straight at the fork in the road (a couple of times).
SlimNumeroUno
February 24th, 2011
11:52 am
Yall have to realize, that even though there may not be much difference from the Reality Show Kym to the Real Life Kym…he knew what he was getting into when he went out with her. It was no secret that she had been dating a rich married dude for Years…that she likes Nice, expensive things so he willingly signed up for that. We are so quick to judge and like Purp said, is she or him not deserving of love or a love child? lol
Purple Rain Kush "This ish right HERE!"
February 24th, 2011
11:52 am
Is it Randy-T or Ran-dyt?
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
11:52 am
Dan, I agree that you have to be in the right place emotionally and mentally.
I do believe I let a couple of good ones go by because I was not at a good place at the time of our paths crossing.
But all in all I am glad I got it together, figured out where I wanted to go, calibrated the GPS , washed the windows to see clearly and am where I want and need to be now. I am at a great place with a great person. Me. And that affords me to be in a great relationship with a great man.
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
11:52 am
I love Halle Berry’s “crazy azz”. Alway have. When she walked out of the water in that James Bond flick, I wanted to jump through the screen.
Purple Rain Kush "This ish right HERE!"
February 24th, 2011
11:54 am
Slim< I am mad at myself for even caring about it all. LOL
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
11:54 am
Just Randyt, although a lady asked me if Randy was my name or my personality. I just said, “yes”.
Purple Rain Kush "This ish right HERE!"
February 24th, 2011
11:55 am
See Randy, even though you know she has been looney tunes since she was with that guy who played for the Braves you will still give her a shot. LOL
Purple Rain Kush "This ish right HERE!"
February 24th, 2011
11:56 am
That’s like signing a deal with Puff Daddy, just enjoy it while it lasts because it’s going to end once you have lost your luster. LOL
Purple Rain Kush "This ish right HERE!"
February 24th, 2011
11:57 am
I bet that guy could have done a lot worse than the Kim lady he got pregnant. LOL
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
11:57 am
There are Ho’s that do it for the money, and Ho’s that do it because it is them…I guess I am the latter, PR.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
12:00 pm
RE: Halle… She’s hot & all, but I just can’t get that image of her buck-nekkid with Billy Bob out of my head… Kills it for me…
“Can you make me feel guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud?”
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:00 pm
Randyt, a Ho by any other name is just not the same. LOL
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:01 pm
Swiss, I didn’t say I would kick her out of bed. I just would not date her. My GPS labeled her a “rest area” LOL
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:02 pm
Billy Bob, had her and Angelina Jolie. He also had that little middle eastern guy humping him in Bad Santa.
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
12:03 pm
We live in a time where all kinds of birth control & disease prevention are available like no time in history. And the main ones acting a fool are good and grown – not talking 14 year olds here. Nope, zero sympathy.
Lawd, don’t get me started. My friends “baby daddy” is hollering about how he got trapped. He’s convinced she wanted to get pregnant and that’s why she slept with him so quickly. But did he EVER use a condom? No.
And this dummy is pushing 40. Come on, son.
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
12:04 pm
Get your motor running, head out on the highway…looking for adventure…whatever comes my way
cba
February 24th, 2011
12:04 pm
That guy PR was David Justice
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
12:04 pm
Can’t quite get it but Billy Bob has had and thrown away better than 99% of males will ever even have. Must have three legs with one longer than the other two.
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
12:05 pm
Dan, I agree with that next comment you just made. Sometimes it does require taking refresher courses and becoming a better driver. As well as being better at following directions and knowing where it is you need to go rather than want to go.
You remember growing up and you wanted to go somewhere that all you friends were going and your parents told you no. You don’t need to go there. It worked out for our good. That’s the same with dating. There are folks that some of us can admit to knowing that we should have never gone down that road but we did and had to pay the toll of it.
We ignored the deadend signs, the detour signs and the wrong way signs. And above all the no trespassing signs. But because we liked what we saw on that road or thought we saw on that road we went anyway. Thankfully we made it out.
And another thing I learned about GPS, literally, not all of them are the same. Some do not have the capability of letting you know there is a road out or traffic jam up ahead. Some are just cheap while other you have to download updated software as you go along. The same applies to the dating pickers.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:12 pm
Amazon, LOL
cba, yes that’s him David Justice. He said she was crazy too along with all of her exes, it’s been a reoccurring theme for many years now. LOL
Randyt, Prince has thrown away some good ones as well. Billy Bob is doing something right. LOL
SlimNumeroUno
February 24th, 2011
12:12 pm
swiss – I felt so bad watching that scene with Halle and Billy Bob…if my memory serves me correctly, didn’t he go vomit right after they did it?
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
12:13 pm
AmazonR, I just shake my head when I hear grown men talk about they got trapped as if they don’t know how babies are made. Yes relationships are about trust but you better be picky about who you trust like that.
Making raw deposits, I mean come on, you know what’s going on. And shade trees cast shade.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
12:14 pm
Angelina is another one that I just don’t get… Apart from Billy Bob, wasn’t she f__king her brother there for a while…?
Just nasty.
Actually, there aren’t that many celebs that I find really sexy… Now, Kerry Washington could get the Swiss Full Body Tongue Rub any day…
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
12:15 pm
“if my memory serves me correctly, didn’t he go vomit right after they did it?”
I wouldn’t know. I was too busy cleaning up my own vomit from watching them do it…
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:17 pm
Swiss, they just kissed. LOL So are you saying that you would not have sex with Halle or Angelina?
I know it’s a lame excuse to say trapped, but are you saying that women have never trapped a guy by having his baby…or saying a child was his but afterwards he finds out it was not and she knew all along that it wasn’t? “That billie jean is not my lover…..she’s just a girl that says that I am the one……”
Celisea
February 24th, 2011
12:18 pm
Angelina is another one that I just don’t get… Apart from Billy Bob, wasn’t she f__king her brother there for a while…? Just nasty.
ummmm, yeah…if not actually screwing at least tongue deep throat…just nasty
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:18 pm
Ans women have be known to poke holes in a condom. LOL
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
12:18 pm
LOL Purple. I am not hating on Halle Berry because she is a beautiful woman. However, the number of “relationships” she has run thru just proves a pretty face does not a good mate make. I wonder does she have entitlement issues or is it just that she is not good at relationships or choosing mates. Some people just don’t have what it takes.
After awhile you grow to see that some men are just wanting “that experience” and nothing more. She needs to choose better.
Wise Diva
February 24th, 2011
12:19 pm
Hey everyone! I’ve had server problems ALL morning grr, trying to catch up
@ RandyT, you have such a way with words LOL
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:19 pm
The pull and spray method is not an effective form of birth control
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
12:20 pm
Ans women have be known to poke holes in a condom. LOL
That’s why you go prepared with your own supply. Men need to stop quickly just trusting women just because is giving to you regularly. Yall better look deeper.
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
12:21 pm
Ans women have be known to poke holes in a condom. LOL
Yeah, but when you’re not using one in the first place… pipe down.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:21 pm
Raqi, I don’t know what her problem is. She may have self esteem issues or really ugly toes. LOL
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
12:22 pm
Hi Wise, how are ya?
Wise Diva
February 24th, 2011
12:23 pm
umm thanks for the tip Purple Rain. gross
Wise Diva
February 24th, 2011
12:23 pm
I’m still alive AND slightly sane, so I’m great
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
12:24 pm
“So are you saying that you would not have sex with Halle or Angelina?”
Purple — Whoa, whoa, whoa there, buddy. Let’s not get crazy. I never said that.
But I will say that if you lined up Angelina, Halle & Mrs. Swiss, all buck-nekkid & ready for action, I’d take Mrs. Swiss every day of the week & twice on Sunday. The wifey is one sexy beeotch.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:25 pm
Amazon, “pipe down”? That is to easy, I will not take the bait on that one. Raqi, you know we can’t walk around with rubbers in our wallet anymore. I would by a box of them and always put one in my front pocket just in case and leave the box in the car. Now the trick was for her not to see the outline of it or the gold wrapper sticking out of my pocket when sitting down. Not that I planned on having sex but had to have one just in case. She can’t be mad if you have it and it’s needed. But if she spots it before it is needed, sex probably was not going to happened because she would have thought that I came over there expecting sex. LOL it’s a fine line.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
12:26 pm
Not sure if any of you remember, but when Halle was accepting her award and started talking about her father not being in her life, the camera man panned to Eric Benet and caught him rolling his eyes as if saying “not again, give it a freaking rest!” She definitely has abandonment issues and she’s made that known. Pretty sure with the infamous Wesley Snipes’ knocking out some of her hearing doesn’t help matters. However, like Raqi V has stated, she is a beautiful woman with a beautiful body! She’s one who seriously needs to recalibrate her system and get her oil changed. Too many dip sticks over the years!
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
12:28 pm
“The pull and spray method is not an effective form of birth control”
..getting the lasagne off my white shirt where I just spit it out is going to be a problem. That’s funny.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:28 pm
Swiss, I would put no other woman before my wife either, ever! She is built just for me, and I love every inch of her. Looks wise I can’t think of another celebrity that looks better than her to me…except for my crush and I shall not mention her name. LOL
Wise, T&A will make guys leave DNA all over the place, you have to put a lid on that rascal. LOL
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:31 pm
Leggs, you can’t fix crazy. You can only medicate it
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
12:32 pm
@ ARED re: “Yeah, but when you’re not using one in the first place… pipe down”. Now give the guy credit. he may have reasoned that it might not be safe if she poked a hole in it so he better not use one, LOL
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
12:34 pm
Seriously, you have to laugh at no rubbers and pipe down! It’s too funny!
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:34 pm
I will not ask the question I want to ask, especially with the Boss Lady here today. Okay I will try and ask in a clean way. Why is protection stressed when having intercourse but not when having oral?
Randyt, 12:32. LOL that might work on “I AM” but nobody else. LOL
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:37 pm
I would not use one on Oprah.
SInce women have had one for years they are now marketing a morning after pill for men…it changes your blood type. LOL
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 24th, 2011
12:37 pm
Hey have any of you ever been guilty of not trusting the directions that your GPS was giving you. I know there have been times that I looked at the GPS directions and said, “NO WAY that’s right. I’ll go the way I know.”, only to end up lost. lol Sometimes we think we know better than the GPS.
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
12:38 pm
I don’t use a GPS. I prefer the “trial and error” method and bump into as many cities as I can along the way. I agree with the other poster, where it’s bad when you put your crosshairs only on the destination. The journey is where it’s at. You miss out on so much if you don’t stop to smell the flowers along the way. So what if some are not the best locations. That’s where you learn through experience, so when you DO get to the town you like, you know it. You can learn more by actually traveling the road than consulting all the maps in the world.
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
12:39 pm
LOL Purple. If you are sexing a woman on the regular she would expect you to be prepared. If not then stop at the drugstore to get a box on your way.
We did it a few times when going to a hotel. But after a little over a year we stopped using them. He trusted me and I gave him reasons to trust me.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:39 pm
If you have a nice GPS you can change the calculation methods. You can have the “Shortest route”, “Avoid Highways” “Avoid Tolls” “Avoid Traffic” I am sure there is an analogy in there somewhere.
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
12:41 pm
Leggs, I do think she has placed herself in a position where most of those guys just wanted the Halle Berry experience and nothing else.
Of all that I read articles on it seems that David Justice really did like her. She just proved to be not fit for him.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:42 pm
Raqi, the moment we stopped using them I was smiling like I was in that Orbitz gum commercial. LOL
“TING”
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
12:43 pm
I got myself “clipped” after my third child, so all I ask for is a health card or a release from her ob/gyn. LOL
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:44 pm
Randyt, you are funny! LOL release form her ob/gyn. LOL
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:45 pm
So Randyt, you don’t rely on the old EarWax test?
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
12:45 pm
@PR ~ I automatically read “Avoid Trolls” instead of Tolls…damn this blog!
@DreamsM ~ you can find your heavy duty vest in the bottom desk drawer of the secretary on your left.
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
12:47 pm
I’ve had the CLIP for about 8 years now. Wasn’t any big deal. Now there isn’t any worry and most women hate’em as much as men anyway. I had one that whenI would put it on, she would just rip it off. She said she’d rather not do it if we had to use a condom.
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
12:47 pm
RandyT, I am getting clipped and burned after this one. LOL
And I since you mentioned the release from gyn, that goes right along with trusting someone. Not making babies is not only reason we need to build trust in relationship. Fire may be pretty but it burns to the touch. LOL
cba
February 24th, 2011
12:48 pm
One of my 50+ yr old female friend on FB is friends with several kids under 25. That’s probably because she was on the school board for several years in this small Ga town. Anyway, a couple of days ago one of her 20 yr old friends asked the question, is a girl considered to be a h0e if she carries condomns in her purse? Of course, my friend said no, but she’s just being prepared and so did some of the other females reply the same. But some of the young guys said yes. I guess the Z-generation has a different take.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:50 pm
MC Hammock where you clipped before or after the girl who didn’t want you to use one? I ask because I have come across women who sometimes wanted me to take it off and I thought it was a trap. I almost got clipped last year after my wife miscarried because I did not want to run the risk of us getting pregnant and losing the baby again. But now I am glad I didn’t, if this first one goes well were are going to try for some more if she wants to.
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
12:50 pm
Nope PR, I want a signed examination from the Doc saying, “I have personally thoroughly examined the aforementined lady’s (fill in anatomical part), for cleanliness, hygiene, and social flu, and have not discovered any deviation from the National Health Organization standards”.
In the absence of the above, a couple of drinks will probably be acceptable.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:52 pm
Hmm, I wonder how I would feel if I found out a woman carried condoms in her purse? I probably would not care unless some were missing from the pack. LOL. I did have a little internal issue when I was dating my now wife and she had me go in her top drawer to get a condom and it was already a box open with some missing. I got over it, better safe than sorry.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:54 pm
Randyt, LOL the Ear Wax test never failed me
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
12:56 pm
PR a true story (have actually mentioned this before on here). Lady I was on a first date with pretty much dragged me to her bed after dinner, told me I was the first since her divorce, then proceeded to pull out about a dozen kinds of rubbers, including the colored ones. HMMMMM??? (I’m wondering, first time, bunch of condoms, not a conspiracy type but does this sound right?)
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
12:57 pm
PurpleRain, I got clipped just before end of my marraige. The lady I was with was after my divorce and she had just gotten divorced. She just hated using them. Said it wasn’t even worth doing if I had to wear one. So for the next 6 or so months, I went bareback. Problem is, against the advice of the medical community, I’ve run into that attitude a lot. They just don’t like ‘em.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
12:59 pm
MC Hammock I think women hate them worse than men. I wonder why.
SlimNumeroUno
February 24th, 2011
1:00 pm
Purp – No one ever addressed your question…lol Guess folks are more terrified or concerned with having a kid with some crazy azz chick than they are about possibly catching Herpes of the mouth.
Plus I don’t think I could get into the mood of hearing plastic crinkling in my thigh area every time a lick was applied. 
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
1:00 pm
Randyt, she had a stash. LOL
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
1:02 pm
Randy, I hear ya. I met a woman online and we chatted for a few days and then she asked me over (it was way the hell over in west Atlanta) for dinner. We had dinner and talked for a couple of hours then started making out. Then she got ROUGH. Took me to her bedroom and pulled a BOX of vibrators out from under her bed. That skeered me at first, but she said they were for just her. I swear, that’s the only time I ever had performance anxiety with a woman in my life. It was only once, but she gave me vertigo for about a week! I thought afterwards “Hmmmm….that was odd…”
SlimNumeroUno
February 24th, 2011
1:02 pm
Purp – At least she had some…It surely sucks when you get all hot and heavy only to realize somebody now has to ride on two-wheels trying to hurry up get to the nearest store and back before the ‘paint’ dries
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
1:04 pm
Randy — She just neglected to mention that her divorce went through earlier that day & she f__ked like a rabbit while married…
cba
February 24th, 2011
1:04 pm
@Raqi 12:41 I liked David Justice as a baseball player during the Braves glory years but as I recalled it was him to cause the breakup. It took her a long time to get over him. I know once during the Braves spring training he was caught soliciting in Florida. As Larry Munson used to say, man!!, he was married to Halle Berry. He just couldn’t believe a man would mess around on her.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
1:05 pm
Slim, LOL
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
1:06 pm
cba, I remember David Justice saying that she was not respectful of their relationship and mental so he decided to do his own thing.
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
1:07 pm
Could be, i’m swiss. Somehow, I had failed to notice that she had a very well developed set of lungs…and liked using them during the foreplay, hmmm. Definitely a surreal evening (followed by another a week later. Wonder where she is now)?
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
1:08 pm
RandyT, why does that make you ponder? She obviously knew she wanted to have relations with someone so she prepared herself. Nothing wrong with that. For all you know she could have bought them after you agreed to go on a date with her.
Maybe she was so excited at the fact that she could possibly be getting some she bought all colors, textures and flavors. She didn’t know your preference so she had to be prepared. LOL
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
1:10 pm
Seriously, you have to laugh at no rubbers and pipe down! It’s too funny!
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
1:10 pm
@ Raqi … I think that might have been the case,truthfuully, but it just caught me by surprise. I was newly single and still thought the man brought the raincoats.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
1:11 pm
“For all you know she could have bought them after you agreed to go on a date with her.”
Raqi / Randy — See, Randy… your repu-tation precedes you.
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
1:12 pm
cba, I heard that too but it was said that she was why he ended it. A fault or shortcoming of hers.
And that statements “man!!, he was married to Halle Berry” is just an idiotic statement. Not to you but the statement itself. Being Halle Berry means nothing when Halle Berry is crazy, lame, unclean, or any of the other tales I have read about her.
Men are so gullable. LOL A pretty face does not a good woman, great mate or hot sex make.
Dan - Simply...Superior
February 24th, 2011
1:12 pm
From the scuttlebutt,
Halle’s issues are abandonment, insecurity (of both racial and physical traits) and inadequacy.
Most of her problems stem from not getting the work done to overcome these issues, but it’s also part of what makes her a “decent” actress.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
1:12 pm
There is this one club down in Atlanta and the girl knows how to put one on with her mouth.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
1:12 pm
GOT DAMMIT, Wise… This filter is not only BS, but worse, it’s STUPID. I can’t say repu-tation?
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
1:14 pm
Now matter how pretty, nice shape or great in bed a woman is there is a man somewhere who can not stand her.
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
1:14 pm
LOL at MC H. Long as she didn’t point those things at you, I guess okay. Been with some and taken toys to bed a few times but not to the point where I was comfortable being on the receiving end. Driving is okay though, LOL
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
1:16 pm
RandyT, that was once the case but women have learned you better be prepared because some duds will try to slip it in naked. Some relying on not showing with a raincoat as the ploy. LOL
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
1:16 pm
So, I guess “pu-ta” is the offending portion of the word “repu-tation”…
So, so stupid…
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
1:17 pm
“Men are so gullable. LOL A pretty face does not a good woman, great mate or hot sex make”. AHHH, but butt ugly can take the wind out of a man’s sails pretty quick too.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
1:18 pm
Most psycho crazy women have the best sex, that is a fact. It is just do we want to deal with it all?
Willie Dynamite
February 24th, 2011
1:19 pm
Fellas – In regards to Halle. I forget who said it but something along these lines; ‘Show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a man thats tired of F’n her’ Plus I pesonally believe Halle is just a bad lay. What you mean you too pretty to take one to the dome, Get outta here with that.
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
1:19 pm
Purple and the same goes for you menfolk. To me my husband is the absolute greatest but I do know that somewhere out there there’s a woman that would love to see him hanging torturously in the middle of Peachtree by his sack.
Simple Man!!!!
February 24th, 2011
1:21 pm
“Took me to her bedroom and pulled a BOX of vibrators out from under her bed. ”
LOL..Does anyone else here watch that show ” Shameless” on Showtime????
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
1:24 pm
Willie, that is possible. LOL
Raqi, lol I have some women that hate me too
Simple Man, how are you?
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
1:26 pm
WillieD, my brother told me he read that too. He says she is about as pretty as a knot on a log. LOL
I think you will understand that statement.
cba
February 24th, 2011
1:29 pm
@Raqi, I’ll have to give Mr Munson a break because he’s 80+, probably 70+ when he made that comment. But Larry liked those young females at UGA
Simple Man!!!!
February 24th, 2011
1:29 pm
Whats good Purple???
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 24th, 2011
1:31 pm
Men are so gullable. LOL A pretty face does not a good woman, great mate or hot sex make
Yeah we know, we still keep on hoping we can have all of them. lol
Willie Dynamite
February 24th, 2011
1:31 pm
SimpMan -how was that Steak and brew last night? Careful about coming in hear talking about TV shows. You were spose to watch the Game and/or highlights only. 4Real still got the signs and you know RandyT keep the T-shirts.
Purp/Kush – make the call
Dan - Simply...Superior
February 24th, 2011
1:32 pm
@PR – you are correct! But Halle isn’t crazy.
She’s “cut the lights off I don’t want you to see me just after being name People’s most beautiful woman” insecure/crazy.
@Raqi – not that anybody put her BI in the streets, but “bad lay” is not among the criticisms that I’ve heard.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
1:32 pm
It’s All Good, Simple Man.
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
1:35 pm
If it is any consolation to the ladies, we men know we are making azzes of ourselves whena pretty woman sttarts jerkingour chain. Strange physiological changes…tongue gets thick, goofy grin, start stuttering…thinking the whole time that we must look like total idiots. Something chemical I guess…and usually toxic or at least bad for our health.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
1:35 pm
Willie, I am watching him. I hoe he watched a game instead of “The Game” lol
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
1:35 pm
@Raqi V ~ I had mine burned and then tied in one of those famous boyscout knots to ensure nothing could penetrate. Everyone knows you can’t untie a boyscout knot (LOL).
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
1:35 pm
hope
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
1:36 pm
@ Simple man…don’t watch Shameless but heard he was “catching” and had to sit on a rubber donut the next day.
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
1:46 pm
Off topic…just switched over to watch a few minutes of the Shuttle launch. Those guys are so lucky, I give anything if I was riding that rocket. I’d swap my checking acct and all my Delta Skymiles to buckle into the Discovery in a heartbeat. What a rush that must be. Maybe my kids will get to go up.
kimmie
February 24th, 2011
1:48 pm
So one minute men are complaining that women today won’t approach a man & ask one out, in essence, controlling their own destiny. But they have a problem when one looks out for herself by being prepared with condoms.
SMH……. the more things change the more they stay the same!
SexyCool
February 24th, 2011
1:48 pm
Who the hell is Kirk Hinrich?
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
1:52 pm
“Who the hell is Kirk Hinrich?”
Then inventor of the “Hinrich Maneuver”
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
1:52 pm
Oops.. “The” not “Then”
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
1:53 pm
You know, that would be a cool move for his signature move… If only he had one.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
1:53 pm
Good one, i’m swiss.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
1:54 pm
F–K! “cool NAME for his signature MOVE”
Can’t type all of a sudden…
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
1:56 pm
I didn’t even know Kirk was in the league. I remember watching him in the Final Four…never followed him tho.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
1:59 pm
Let’s not follow him now….what’s the topic (LOL).
Fion
February 24th, 2011
2:00 pm
Who the hell is Kirk Hinrich?
Played the point at Kansas. Broke in the leauge with Chicago. They moved him when they got Derick Rose.
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
2:04 pm
kimmie, not complaining at all. In fact, I prefer the latter! Always said that I would never date or marry a virgin.
cba
February 24th, 2011
2:04 pm
I think he’s younger and taller than Bibby.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
2:05 pm
basketball player
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
2:05 pm
“Let’s not follow him now….what’s the topic?”
On a scale of 1 to 10 — 1 being metaphysical impossibility; 10 being absolute, mortal certitude — what are the chances the following bloggers will get their CTs serviced tonight:
→ BMW
→ Leggs
→ ARed
→ Slim
→ Celesea
→ SexyCool
Go! (Did I miss anyone?)
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
2:06 pm
I think he’s younger and taller than Bibby.
He is. I watched Bibby play live in college. After I graduated I watched Hinrich play on TV.
Fion
February 24th, 2011
2:09 pm
“On a scale of 1 to 10 — 1 being metaphysical impossibility; 10 being absolute, mortal certitude — what are the chances the following bloggers will get their CTs serviced tonight:”
Hey man! That’s a trick question right?
BlackMagicWoman
February 24th, 2011
2:09 pm
SWISS…no service tonight. This station ahs been close for quite sometime now.
SexyCool
February 24th, 2011
2:13 pm
Hate you.
(lol)
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 24th, 2011
2:14 pm
swiss I’ll bite man. I’d say they’re all a 1 except the two who are in a relationship (give them about an 8).
cba
February 24th, 2011
2:14 pm
I know pro athletes make alot of money but they are human like the rest of us.
How would any of you feel if your boss tap you on the shoulder and say follow me into the office.
Give me the key and you are to report tomorrow to your new job in Billing Montana. I don’t care how much you make, that wouldn’t be a good feeling.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
2:15 pm
Why the hate, SC? Your odds are among the best of the group…
Fion
February 24th, 2011
2:15 pm
@Dreams
Put the pipe down. Just say “No”.
SexyCool
February 24th, 2011
2:18 pm
Cause you are such a sh!*t starter. But…you keep me laughing.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
2:19 pm
Sexy Cool 10
Slim 8.5
Celsea 7.5
ARed 5
Leggs 2
BMW negative 3
Fion
February 24th, 2011
2:20 pm
@Purp
Now, that’s funny! lol.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
2:21 pm
WRONG!
The correct answer is 6.9
Next topic:
In a steel-cage death match between Janet Jackson and Lil’ Kim, staged at a simultaneous production of the Super Bowl halftime show, and the Emmy’s, which combatant’s breastseses would be exposed first?
Fion
February 24th, 2011
2:23 pm
Hold up man, Damn! Do you really want to see Lil Kim’s Breastesesesesesese!
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
2:24 pm
JJ hands down (the shirt)
Fion
February 24th, 2011
2:25 pm
Lil Kim???? Dog? talk about Sloppy Seconds!
Celisea
February 24th, 2011
2:26 pm
Okay, just walked back in here from a 2 hour lunch….
Swiss!!! Your 2:05…you ain’t right man…lol
PR – You’re about as crazy too…lol
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 24th, 2011
2:26 pm
Put the pipe down. Just say “No”.
Fion so what you tryna say man? lol
SexyCool
February 24th, 2011
2:27 pm
Did anybody enter the contest for the singles event?
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
2:27 pm
“Hold up man, Damn! Do you really want to see Lil Kim’s Breastesesesesesese!”
Negative. This is merely a hypothetical intellectual exercise, designed to demonstrate that I am right and the rest of you are WRONG.
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 24th, 2011
2:29 pm
This is merely a hypothetical intellectual exercise, designed to demonstrate that I am right and the rest of you are WRONG.
I think you’re wrong for asking the question in the first place. lol you ain’t right man.
Fion
February 24th, 2011
2:31 pm
“Negative. This is merely a hypothetical intellectual exercise, designed to demonstrate that I am right and the rest of you are WRONG.”
Hold Up! my bad Dreams, Yo! Swiss, you put the pipe down and get off that @1%(?”&^.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
2:31 pm
Lil Kim looks like play-doh that has spent 90 seconds in the microwave
SlimNumeroUno
February 24th, 2011
2:32 pm
Wow I have an 8.5 chance of getting some oral pleasures?!! But the reality is more like a -3.8…It’s been a while
Simple Man!!!!
February 24th, 2011
2:33 pm
Willie D @ 1:31
Its all good bro!!! I watched the Spurs game and fell asleep with my feet on the coffe table…The TV show comment was in reference to Oh boy that got the box of BOBs pulled out on him….I would explain, but it loses something if you did not see it….
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
2:35 pm
WRONG!!!!!
The correct answer is: Tony Siragusa (trick question).
Next topic:
On a scale of 1 to 10 — 1 being Halle Berry in the bedroom with the lights off; 10 being Lorena Bobbit in the bedroom with the lights off — how bat-sh!t crazy does a chic have to be before you would refuse to f__k her?
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
2:35 pm
Leggs, I am getting mine cut for extra measures. LOL
My friend ex-sisterinlaw had hers tied many moons back but somehow experienced an etopic pregnancy when a tadpole got thru.
Dan - Simply...Superior
February 24th, 2011
2:37 pm
Kinrich doesn’t have Bibby’s handles or clutch instincts/talent.
Younger? Yes.
Taller? Yes.
Better? No.
Fion
February 24th, 2011
2:37 pm
Hey man! Halle is out there, but she ain’t cut off nobody’s Wacka-Flacka!
Randyt (aka "tired of this coolie work, need to get on a plane somewhere)
February 24th, 2011
2:39 pm
Before I answer this, qualify please…where are the kitchen knives?
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
2:39 pm
Am I the only one old enough to remember The McLaughlin Group?
cba
February 24th, 2011
2:40 pm
at least with Halle Berry you will leave the scene with all body parts intacted
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
2:41 pm
Swiss, 3
Simple Man!!!!
February 24th, 2011
2:42 pm
“Hey man! Halle is out there, but she ain’t cut off nobody’s Wacka-Flacka!”
Yeah but she sent Eric Benet to Sex addict Rehab and that is a mental castration so whats the Dif?????
Fion
February 24th, 2011
2:43 pm
I read my Insurance policy:
Section 3 ; Article 9. Clearly states, if the insured dates or is rumored to be envolved with a
Wacka-Flacka cutter, said policy is to be canceled forthwith!
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
2:43 pm
You bang Halle not for the sake of banging Halle but for all of the residual sex you would get for actually banging Halle.
SexyCool
February 24th, 2011
2:45 pm
Y’all know that E.Benet’s rehab really meant “I don’t really think I have a problem. But I am going to make it seem like I’m trying to get better cause it makes me look better than just admitting that I’m an as$hole who can’t keep it in my pants.”
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
2:46 pm
ARed 5
Awww….that was generous of you. Put me down for a 1. No relationship = abstinent
Dan - Simply...Superior
February 24th, 2011
2:47 pm
@Swiss
7 1/2 – Rihanna
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
2:48 pm
LOL SexyCool. No doubt.
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 24th, 2011
2:49 pm
it makes me look better than just admitting that I’m an as$hole who can’t keep it in my pants.
I thought that’s what it meant whenever any dude went to rehab. lol
cba
February 24th, 2011
2:51 pm
Yeah SC, the same we discussed about T Wood a week or so ago
Fion
February 24th, 2011
2:51 pm
@ Sexy
Ain’t this some……..let me get this straight. We married, You look “FABULOUS” I ain’t supposed to want some?????
SexyCool
February 24th, 2011
2:52 pm
Fion – Yes. He is supposed to want some of hers, not others.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
2:54 pm
@i’m swiss ~ you are a sick puppy, but that had me holding back my laugh!
Perhaps I should be thankful I didn’t get a 1. Still funny!
SexyCool
February 24th, 2011
2:54 pm
Exactly, cba.
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
2:54 pm
Dude, did you here what was said about Charlie Sheen’s first ex-wife Denise Richards? John Stamos was with her right after the divorce and he said that she was so unhinged in bed that he would show up dressed up in an Ice Cream truck, just to get past the papparazzi and get busy with her. Howard Stern the asked “So, you’re saying it was good?” Stamos replied “DUDE, I dressed up like an ICE CREAM man, just to be with her. What do you think??”
She must be like Jessica Simpson and is “sexual naplam”.
Fion
February 24th, 2011
2:54 pm
Maybe I missed part of the story, She complained he wanted seex all the time and she felt he was over sexed. Not that he was having an affair.
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
2:55 pm
er….napalm
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
2:56 pm
Fion, it was not the sex that he wanted from her that got him into rehab it was the sex that he was getting from all the other women while married to her.
SexyCool
February 24th, 2011
2:57 pm
Fion – I guess it depends on which story you believe.
Dan - Simply...Superior
February 24th, 2011
2:57 pm
@Fion
That’s press relations speak for “his/my fault”.
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
2:57 pm
Gotta wonder….what must a woman be like, look like or act like to be called Sexual Napalm? I would think of all of the compliments, that’s gotta be up there with the best of ‘em…
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
2:58 pm
@Raqi V ~ burned and tied! Don’t forget the burned part. Don’t think they’re like tentacles and can grow back (LoL). Not to change the topic, but I was appalled when I had to get my then husband’s permission to do it!
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
3:00 pm
Fion, I think he admitted to cheating on her but said he couldn’t help himself…Sex Addiction Rehab
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
3:01 pm
I remember when John Mayer made that comment about Jessica Simpson. I thought it to be a compliment, but she got mad over it.
cba
February 24th, 2011
3:02 pm
Speaking of T Woods, I wonder who will recover first, the economy or TW??
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
3:02 pm
If someone called me Sexual Napalm, I would be like “Well…THANKS!” and puff my chest out a bit…lol
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
3:02 pm
Cash 4…for some reason, I’m liking 3175.
BlackMagicWoman
February 24th, 2011
3:02 pm
Wait…SWISS…I’m a negative 3?
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
3:03 pm
Leggs, yeah that’s one of the prices paid in getting married. I think when the bible speaks about a man’s body belonging to the wife and the wife’s body belonging to the husband, the state/government/AMA/HIPPA (LOL)holds us to it.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
3:03 pm
Exactly MC H!
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
3:04 pm
WRONG!!!!!
There is no absolute number; there is instead a sliding scale, depending on the hotness of the chic.
Next issue:
What number am I thinking of?
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
3:05 pm
Exactly Raqi V (lol). I wasn’t laughing then. He refused to sign at first making very derogatory remarks to me. He later gave in.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
3:06 pm
3497939838734, i’m swiss. Am I right?
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
3:07 pm
If someone called me Sexual Napalm, I would be like “Well…THANKS!” and puff my chest out a bit…lol
I couldnt’ be too flattered if at the end of the day, I still couldn’t maintain a relationship!
cba
February 24th, 2011
3:08 pm
Good luck Leggs, I read about this lady from Duluth who has won four times since 2004. The smallest was about 28,000 and the max 1 mil. Recently, she won 400,000.00. Said she still working.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
3:11 pm
Leggs — WRONG!!!!!
I was not thinking of a number at all, but rather trying to come up with a decent ending to this bit…
Next issue:
On a scale of 1 to 37 — 1 being not annoying in the least; 37 being Gilbert Gottfried making dirty talk — how annoying are these topics?
Pat Buchanan!
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
3:14 pm
See what happens when I get too bored at work?
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
3:20 pm
*sigh….ARed gets heavy with the relationship stuff. I think I’ll stick with the napalm complement and it was one of the MANY reasons she wanted a relationship with me…….how’s that?
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
3:21 pm
wouldn’t matter if I was in a relationship or not, A lady calsl me Sexual Napalm and I’m good! LMAO
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
3:22 pm
RE: “Sexual Napalm” — Any chick can be sexual napalm when the right buttons are pushed by the right person. Jessica Rabbit got pi$$ed because she doesn’t want to live up to that expectation with every other dude…
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
3:22 pm
ARed gets heavy with the relationship stuff
Was my comment particularly heavy or profound? I don’t think so.
And I didn’t even know you had received such a complement. I figured we were talking about Denise Richards or Jessica Simpson. I’ve received some pretty nice compliments, but at the end of the day they were from guys who ultimately went another direction (away from me) so who cares what they think.
SlimNumeroUno
February 24th, 2011
3:22 pm
It’s strange that yall gave BMW such a low number but if you had a poll of who on the list would you believe would be less inhibited in the bedroom, I’d put at the top of the list….(In a good way BMW
)
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
3:23 pm
Sexual Napalm is a great compliment. And I just don’t believe anything Halle says, shes a woman. LOL
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
3:25 pm
And I just don’t believe anything Halle says, shes a woman. LOL
Hey, Purple Rain, I see that you have attended the ABC school of understanding females…
Celisea
February 24th, 2011
3:27 pm
And I just don’t believe anything Halle says, shes a woman.
akin to ABC’s mantra…lol
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
3:28 pm
@PoppaG ~ you missed him. PR/abc’s lecturer was on here yesterday, Mr. Barry!
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 24th, 2011
3:28 pm
On a scale of 1 to 37 — 1 being not annoying in the least; 37 being Gilbert Gottfried making dirty talk — how annoying are these topics?
Swiss Not nearly as annoying as being on a conference call with a guy who sounds like an air traffic controller “your current altitude is 30,000 feet, winds are blowing northeast at 4.32 nautical miles per hour, weather conditions are suitable for flight…blah blah blah”
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
3:28 pm
I gave BMW the negative 3, on her CT being played with tonight. As far as the highest number in the bedroom due to having no inhibitions…I think kym, kimmie and AmazonRed for the sleeper picks. Treating you like a tool just to so she can get off I think BMW and Leggs are tied. Romance, making meaningful love and playing to the male ego, Raqi and SexyCool. As far as all out fun and games, Slim is the winner. LOL who did I leave out. Oh yeah Bondage and gagging you, Wise Diva(she has control issues) LOL
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
3:30 pm
Poppa Grande, I skipped a few of his classes, I want to believe what they say but I just don’t believe it all. LOL
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
3:31 pm
AmazonRed for the sleeper picks
Ha! Naw, I’m a lame-o! You should be able to tell that by my posting alone!
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 24th, 2011
3:31 pm
And I just don’t believe anything Halle says, shes a woman. LOL
abc would be proud of you.
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
3:32 pm
Oh..,yeah, I’m sorry that I missed that. :lol
I see that ARed is still a popular blog target.
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
3:33 pm
I see that ARed is still a popular blog target
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
3:34 pm
Depending on who’s giving the meaning being called a sexual napalm may only be good in theory because it is stuff like that that can get you dead.
That could boil over in the person having an obsession or addiction for your sex. Having a sexual hold on someone could make them go bonkers when it’s taken away.
That little 15 year old boy that just killed his girlfriend is said to have been obsessed with her. Their friends and family talked about it on the news. He was in way too deep.
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
3:35 pm
PurpleRain, where you find the women that just treat you like a tool? I’ve dated some older ladies that we only out for that. I think it is SO that a woman could think like that..not be all about “lovey dovie”, “sweet snookums” and sweet nothings. Let’s hear it for grabbin ya by the collar, throwin ya down and making you go until SHE’S had enuff…..*fanning self
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
3:36 pm
Asking for dates via text. A cancer…it’s spreading. Chemo isn’t working.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
3:37 pm
@PR ~ my face hurts from laughing. I don’t want to be anyone’s tool so I sure won’t be using anyone in such a manner (LOL). However, you should have put me up there with Raqi V/SexyC. Really.
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
3:37 pm
Yeah, as a woman it’s harder to appreciate the “sexual napalm” compliment. You know women don’t like to be objectified. What if that was indeed the best thing you had to offer.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
3:37 pm
“Dang, I’m still looking for a 2011 showdown!”
ARed has cooties.
Let’s do this…
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
3:39 pm
Swiss – I already disqualified you. Girl on girl, remember?!
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
3:40 pm
Naah, Raqi V, that is nothing BUT a major complement. It means she is so hot, she makes your jaw drop, it means doing it with her is as addictive as crack. It means an experience with her will spoil you for the rest of the female population and you will ever experience anything like that again. It means no holds barred, no inhibitions and she will make you experience pleasure that you will never feel from another woman again…..at least that’s what I get from sexual napalm….lol
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
3:41 pm
“Girl on girl, remember?!”
ARed — I just came a little…
SexyCool
February 24th, 2011
3:42 pm
Plito – that is the most interesting, er, um…compliment(?) that I’ve received in a while.
You crazy people keep me laughing.
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
3:42 pm
I kinda liked it a lot the few times I was “objectified” in that manner…..
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
3:44 pm
Actually when I think of sexual napalm, I think of something exploding.
I think that I’ll leave that alone or I may get banned.
Fion
February 24th, 2011
3:44 pm
@Raqi V
“Fion, I think he admitted to cheating on her but said he couldn’t help himself…Sex Addiction Rehab”
Hey I’m back. Wow! I never heard that part of the story.
I’ll stick to the business section form now on.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
3:44 pm
“It means she is so hot, she makes your jaw drop, it means doing it with her is as addictive as crack. It means an experience with her will spoil you for the rest of the female population and you will ever experience anything like that again. It means no holds barred, no inhibitions and she will make you experience pleasure that you will never feel from another woman again…”
Of course, it could also mean “that b!tch will set yo’ w@ng on fire”
For Real
February 24th, 2011
3:45 pm
slim, raqi and sex cool are the triple threats of the blog chicks:
no inhibitions
Treating you like a tool just to so she can get off
Romance, making meaningful love and playing to the male ego
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
3:45 pm
I kinda liked it a lot the few times I was “objectified” in that manner…..
Yeah, but you’re a dude right? Most guys don’t complain about that.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
3:46 pm
@MC H ~ a lot of men love to be manhandled. It’s some women who fail to realize this!
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
3:46 pm
MCHammock, yeah like you said an obsession or addiction. That can very much get you dead.
I love having sex with my husband and I love that he likes and desires my sex. But when it gets to the line where for him its literally “as addictive as crack” then that’s where the line gets drawn.
Don’t get me wrong, I love sex just as much as any man and I have strong desires for my husband’s. But addictions are never good.
However, being that “sexual naplam” is only a term/phrase coined JohnM it up for interpretation.
For Real
February 24th, 2011
3:47 pm
“You know women don’t like to be objectified.” – I’m calling BS on this one!
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 24th, 2011
3:47 pm
slim, raqi and sex cool are the triple threats of the blog chicks:
The blog trifecta. lol
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
3:48 pm
LOL PoppaG. Sex and exploding are a good combination. It’s the addiction part in the not so understoof meaning of sexual naplam that scares me.
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
3:48 pm
“You know women don’t like to be objectified.” – I’m calling BS on this one!
Unless you’re referring to chickenheads and hood rats, most women want to be known for more than having nice body parts.
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
3:49 pm
Yall better stop. LOL
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
3:50 pm
“I’m calling BS on this one!”
Why, For Real? You know as well as I do that nothing takes a woman over the top like bending her over, smacking that booty while blowing her back out & shouting, “I respect you as a human being!”
SlimNumeroUno
February 24th, 2011
3:52 pm
‘As far as all out fun and games, Slim is the winner’
Purp – You calling me Fun Size?
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
3:53 pm
Raqi V, I quote a recent comedian that I heard “Women think they have caught up with men in the sex drive arena, thoughts, etc. They really dothink that and you see articles stating that they want it as much as a man. Well, I’m here to tell you something about that;;;;;;;
You have NO idea.
It’s like comparing the similarities between throwing a bullet at someone and shooting it out of a rifle. If women knew what we thought about 24/7, you would NEVER stop slapping us.”
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
3:58 pm
LOL MCHammock, I don’t doubt that. Neither do I think I think about or want sex as much as my husband. But the point I was making is while I like it and I love it I have no desire to become obsessed over it. Heck there is always chocolate. LOL
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
3:59 pm
Good lawd I have heartburn sooooo bad. BRB
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
4:01 pm
“Heck there is always chocolate.”
And then there’s Sexual Chocolate…
Fion
February 24th, 2011
4:02 pm
@AmazonRed
“Unless you’re referring to chickenheads and hood rats”
Why you gonna go a retrospect The Chickenhead and Hood Rat nation that way.
Fion
February 24th, 2011
4:03 pm
I meant …..go and…..
For Real
February 24th, 2011
4:04 pm
“Unless you’re referring to chickenheads and hood rats, most women want to be known for more than having nice body parts.” – Objectified: to present as an object, especially of sight, touch, or other physical sense; make objective; externalize. (i.e. makeup, push-up bras, tight jeans, 6 inch heels, weave, etc…) Like I said, I’m calling BS and just because you added “more than” doesn’t detract from the fact women present themselves as objects.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
4:05 pm
@Fion ~ I’ll help a little further…go and DISRESPECT (lol). Is this what you were trying to say (lol)?
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
4:07 pm
Like I said, I’m calling BS and just because you added “more than” doesn’t detract from the fact women present themselves as objects.
Yeah, chickenheads and hoodrats do.
Seriously, tell any girl you’re even halfway serious about that the best thing about her is her sex or her looks, she’s gonna feel some kind of way about that. Unless you’re dating a shoe model or a video vixen.
For Real
February 24th, 2011
4:07 pm
Swiss: Exactly or when they spend 2hrs getting intellect read for going out that night so all the dudes can be like “Dayummmmmm look at all that IQ and kindness right there”
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
4:07 pm
Yes, Leggs, please help me out in decifering what the heck Fion is saying. “Retrospect?” Huh?
Fion
February 24th, 2011
4:08 pm
Damn! Leggs. Na’ll. This is what is that stuff called …………”humor”.
Celisea
February 24th, 2011
4:08 pm
Exactly or when they spend 2hrs getting intellect read for going out that night so all the dudes can be like “Dayummmmmm look at all that IQ and kindness right there
Alrighty then…it was funny though
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 24th, 2011
4:09 pm
Why you gonna go a retrospect The Chickenhead and Hood Rat nation that way.
Fion Be careful man. Word is the Chickenhead and Hood Rat nation have developed sophisticated techniques that prevent you being able to tell the difference between them and every other woman…kinda like Terminator. lol
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
4:10 pm
HUH…humor…HUH???
For Real
February 24th, 2011
4:10 pm
“tell any girl you’re even halfway serious about that the best thing about her is her sex or her looks, she’s gonna feel some kind of way about that.” – Okay but what does that have to do with all women liking to be objectified? Cause unless every women that own pair of 6 inch heels, tight jeans and a push-up bra is a Chickhead or a Hoodrat then women like being objectified.
BlackMagicWoman
February 24th, 2011
4:12 pm
SLIM…thanks girl. I think!
PURPLE…..ya dayum right! I would treat a guy like a tool to get off!
For Real
February 24th, 2011
4:14 pm
Also, if I told a chick that her sex wasn’t the best thing about her she would flip out too.
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
4:14 pm
For Real – Just because a woman plays up her body parts or wears heels it doesn’t mean they are want to be or like being objectified. Which is why when folks comment on those body parts that are on display you often get attitude.
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
4:16 pm
Also, if I told a chick that her sex wasn’t the best thing about her she would flip out too.
Naw…not if something else she values ranks higher.
Now if you said it was the WORST think about her…that’s different.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
4:17 pm
EXACTLY, ARED! EXACTLY!
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
4:17 pm
Wow. Men say they like women that take care of themselves and look nice but in us presenting ourselves that way we are reduced to mere objects in a man’s eye and mine. Just wow.
Good lawd. What the heck do yall think of us when we get naked before you?
Nevermind. Don’t answer that.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
4:17 pm
To your 4:16
Fion
February 24th, 2011
4:17 pm
@Leggs HUH…humor…HUH???
like instead of saying ambidextrous, you say ambidextrous.
Like hey whatya know she’s ambidextrous.
Ba-dum-pa.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
4:18 pm
“Just because a woman plays up her body parts or wears heels it doesn’t mean they are want to be or like being objectified. Which is why when folks comment on those body parts that are on display you often get attitude.”
ARed — Okay, I know this is the case; but you have to admit, it makes no sense. If I walked around with The Matterhorn hanging half way out of my pants, why should I get offended when some chic comes up to me and says, “GOT D@MN you’ve got a big ol’ w@ng!”?
Fion
February 24th, 2011
4:19 pm
I meant Amphibious . You say Amphibious instead of ambidextrous.
I’m going back to work.
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 24th, 2011
4:19 pm
Cause unless every women that own pair of 6 inch heels, tight jeans and a push-up bra is a Chickhead or a Hoodrat then women like being objectified.
Real The Chickenhead/Hoodrat thing is all smoke and mirrors, kind of like racial profiling. If you’re in the airport or driving cross country, a black person is more likely to get pulled over for suspected smuggling. Meanwhile the “sweet” 73 year old white woman is moving keys all day. Just a diversion so that the real culprits can keep doing what they’re doing without anyone suspecting them.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
4:21 pm
Fion — I thought you were going for “ambisextrous”
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
4:21 pm
If I walked around with The Matterhorn hanging half way out of my pants
You would probably scare the pigeons. The aesthetics of flaccid wang is not that appealing. LOL
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
4:23 pm
Raqi — Who said anything about flaccid?
For Real
February 24th, 2011
4:25 pm
So, in your mind when a woman plays up her body parts she is not doing so to be objectified? Then why would she advertise those part if she didn’t want people looking at them?
Raqi: We are all objects until we get to know each other better. What else does a man or a woman have to respond other than what we see? I can’t see you Barry… um I mean your intellect from across room but shoal can see you breastestesess especially when you oil them up and then push them up.
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
4:25 pm
Gouda, if its any other way then all you are is an object. A dead man walking because all the blood has left your brain and settled south. LOL
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
4:26 pm
Okay ForReal. You win.
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
4:28 pm
My. Heart. Buuurnns.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
4:28 pm
Raqi — I’m sorry, could you repeat that? I’m a little light-headed & am having a hard time concentrating…
BlackMagicWoman
February 24th, 2011
4:29 pm
ARED…I co-sign your 4:14.
For Real
February 24th, 2011
4:29 pm
“Okay ForReal. You win.” – For some reason it’s not as fun pinning down a women that’s pregnant by another man.
Fion
February 24th, 2011
4:30 pm
When her breast are gushing out of the top of her Turtle Neck sweater! Well you might just be a…..
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
4:30 pm
Wow. Men say they like women that take care of themselves and look nice but in us presenting ourselves that way we are reduced to mere objects in a man’s eye and mine. Just wow.
Okay?!
For Real
February 24th, 2011
4:31 pm
In the words of Dave Chappel, “Dress like cop get treated like cop”
SlimNumeroUno
February 24th, 2011
4:31 pm
LOL @ the word flaccid
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
4:31 pm
And ForReal, how else would we get you all attention, if not looking nice, long enough for you find out just how intelligent we are? You all are the more visual ones not us.
Gotta go find some Tums. BRB
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
4:34 pm
Everything in moderation… Come on, now… we all enjoy being objectified from time to time, under the correct circumstances. That’s pretty much what pure, animal lust is… Not saying that this is the only way one would want to be viewed, but I think we can all appreciate being the object of another’s hedonistic desires…
DreamsMaterialize "Free Me-Lo"
February 24th, 2011
4:34 pm
Okay ForReal. You win.
Real Take this Pyrrhic victory on behalf of the fellas and run. Your prize is a date with kimmie to Waffle House on Raqi’s dime while watching ARed and BMW objectify themselves by pole dancing on the counter.
Fion
February 24th, 2011
4:34 pm
@ Red
Naw, Naw, That ain’t it. if you a wh….that’s cool. Don’t front and try to act like Queen Guinevere.
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
4:35 pm
ARed — Okay, I know this is the case; but you have to admit, it makes no sense.
Yes, there are double standards in life. This one actually goes to the women.
Raqi V
February 24th, 2011
4:36 pm
Gouda, yes I like the being the object of my man’s affection. LOL Yes all in moderation.
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
4:37 pm
Naw, Naw, That ain’t it. if you a wh….that’s cool. Don’t front and try to act like Queen Guinevere
Huh? I haven’t understood any of your posts today dude. Make it plain please.
For Real
February 24th, 2011
4:37 pm
“You all are the more visual ones not us.” – Calling BS again! One, women are unmatched in “playing up their physicality” to be seen aka visual. Two, Ared stated “Which is why when folks comment on those body parts that are on display you often get attitude.” but when a dude that you are attracted to make the exact same comment he gets smiles and hair tosses. Three, women can tell you everything each and every women in a build is wearing and whether or not it’s a knock-off or real.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
4:37 pm
“You all are the more visual ones not us.”
BS! Please! We’ve seen how you women react when some dude’s chiseled 6-pack is paraded in front of you.
We all are affected by aesthetics…
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
4:39 pm
@Fion ~ please stop while you’re head (LOL). I’m read that ambidextrous post 3x, checked the spelling and said HUH…AGAIN!
SlimNumeroUno
February 24th, 2011
4:39 pm
How does that saying go…Use me just don’t abuse me.
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
4:40 pm
You all are the more visual ones not us.
Well, Raqi, I agree. And there are plenty of studies backing up the notion that men are the more visual gender. When will they stop trying to okey doke us?
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
4:41 pm
“When her breast are gushing out of the top of her Turtle Neck sweater!”
Who the heck can make that happen? Fion. STOP. I’m going to be thrown out of this office!
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
4:41 pm
I want a very confident woman that takes care of herself, pleasing to the eye, smart, funny, happy, loves to dance, sexually confident and doesn’t take everything like we’re planning the invasion or Iran or something. Oh yeah….did I mention a libido that is like sexual napalm? Or is that too much to ask? Just dayum………I thought so……
For Real
February 24th, 2011
4:42 pm
Cliff aka Dream: I see you are a greek scholar as well however, my victory over Raqi and Ared is not a Pyrrhic one as I sustain no ill effect from pinning Raqi and Ared down cause I just rubbed up against two sets of breastatesstess.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
4:43 pm
@ARed ~ don’t worry, neither have I. Fion, perhaps if you post in spanish we might understand the words that are coming out of your mouth….
BlackMagicWoman
February 24th, 2011
4:43 pm
DREAMS….You get a time out for that one!
SWISS…hell yes! A man with 6 pack abs and not 6 pack beer gut flab is a turn on! If his face and the rest of his body matches…I just my do him on his mami’s kitchen table…during breakfast!
SlimNumeroUno
February 24th, 2011
4:44 pm
‘We’ve seen how you women react when some dude’s chiseled 6-pack is paraded in front of you’
swiss – Did i miss the blog skrip show invite? I have a dolla I think I can spare for some innocent entertainment of course
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
4:44 pm
For Real – You haven’t won anything. Just another thing you’re disallusioned about!
SexyCool
February 24th, 2011
4:45 pm
I can’t even spare a dollar.
Celisea
February 24th, 2011
4:46 pm
Huh? I haven’t understood any of your posts today dude. Make it plain please.
I thought it was just me…lol
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
4:46 pm
That’s 3 of us now.
Celisea
February 24th, 2011
4:48 pm
LOLOL…I’m at the screen rolling. I can truly count on somebody from this blog to make me laugh out loud….daily
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
4:48 pm
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
4:48 pm
we all enjoy being objectified from time to time, under the correct circumstances.
I agree with that statement. We are humans. We like to feel good about ourselves, but sometimes we like to know that we are physically appealing to others.
When females notice that I wear a size 17, I feel objectified…..
Sometimes, you can just see the look in a female’s eye when she looks down at my feet.
i'm swiss™ ("FREE ME.LO")
February 24th, 2011
4:48 pm
BMW — Somehow I knew you’d back me up on that one. See, if anything, we men are less shallow than women. We get turned on by women of a variety of physiques, even if they have a little cushion here & there. You ladies only get excited by the unemployed dudes with enough time to spend 8 hours a day in the gym to get that 6-pack.
Spoiler Alert: They’re probably gay anyway… 
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
4:49 pm
Women are definitely visual, why do you think Barry azz Barry is mad and single?
And what women does not like to be objectified in the heat of the moment? She is slamming it back on you and the man says “grind that sexy azz on me” does she jump it say “stop objectifying me” LOL I don’t think I am doing it right if I don’t get objectified. LOL
If any of you ladies would like to change your ratings on my scale I am open to an experience that may get you a rescore.
Celisea
February 24th, 2011
4:49 pm
If it ain’t some simpleton like Barry, it’s some over zealous book smart book worm that’s not wearing it wear or a blog lady that’s gonna knock ‘em out by just being honest….LOL Love this crazy bunch
Celisea
February 24th, 2011
4:50 pm
not wearing it “well”….not “wear”
Fion
February 24th, 2011
4:51 pm
@ Leggs
ok, here ya go. i was doing 4 things at once earlier, so her we go.
It’s a play on words. Instead of saying the correct thing you purposefully use or mis-pronounce the word.
Intead of saying Ambidextrous, you say Amphibious.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
4:52 pm
Swiss, LOL
Poppa Grande, me being on the top part of 6′6 I too feel objectified. Hey the shuttle is about to launch. I am talking about the real Nasa Space Shuttle you sickos
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
4:52 pm
I am so over the Space Shuttle. This is the last one, isn’t it?
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
4:53 pm
@Fion ~ I’m aware of what you’re doing, just letting you know you’re doing it badly (LOL).
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
4:53 pm
Women are definitely visual
Well duh. Of course, both genders are visual that’s why we have the gift of sight.
However, there is plenty of evidence to support that men are generally more visual then women are.
Simple Man!!!!
February 24th, 2011
4:54 pm
“I just my do him on his mami’s kitchen table…during breakfast!”
Coming out of the peanut gallery to say
DAMN!!!!!!!
BlackMagicWoman
February 24th, 2011
4:55 pm
I LOVE a tall well built man! It’s no crime!
Goodnight all!
SexyCool
February 24th, 2011
4:55 pm
Anybody got any hook up on a Hawks ticket for a Heat or a Lakers game?
One of my buddies is looking for the player price. (cheap ass – lol, but I told him I would ask.)
Fion
February 24th, 2011
4:55 pm
Fion ~ I’m aware of what you’re doing, just letting you know you’re doing it badly
guess i better write better material next go round.
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
4:56 pm
PR….I agree with ya. We, tall dudes, are objectified. You know the whole tall, dark and handsome thing. It is an objectification.
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
4:58 pm
Sounds like you dudes are complaining about it too. You poor things.
Celisea
February 24th, 2011
4:58 pm
PR….I agree with ya. We, tall dudes, are objectified. You know the whole tall, dark and handsome thing. It is an objectification.
Ut uh…not always. The ballplayer is 6′6 and about and dumb and stupid and duffuss looking as eva. A coworker LOVES to hammer on the fact that he wears the pants from his “chuuch” suite and really believe is the next best wind blowing through here. Then he ain’t cute. Tall, dark but not so cute
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
4:59 pm
Speaking of objectifying, I am objectifying that female on the State Farm commericial. Not Janay from the Game, but the Victoria Secret Model that she turns into.
“So this is what you like?”….
I think that the dude that plays the “new boyfriend” is from the Game, too.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
4:59 pm
Poppa yes we are and then we just have to prove that the myth is true.
Amazon, women are more visual than men. There are a lot more guys banging ugly women than there are women banging ugly dudes. LOL
SexyCool
February 24th, 2011
5:00 pm
He’s not Jen’s husband from Basketball Wives, is he?
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
5:00 pm
Amazon, women are more visual than men. There are a lot more guys banging ugly women than there are women banging ugly dudes. LOL
Not true.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:00 pm
That dude is from True Blood as well, but that Girl that she turns into is just my type…whenever I see it. LOL
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:01 pm
Is true
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
5:01 pm
Amazon, women are more visual than men. There are a lot more guys banging ugly women than there are women banging ugly dudes. LOL
It all depends on who drinks more in any given instance.
Or if it is time for a slump buster….
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
5:01 pm
Good night!
Love people deeply; hold onto them lightly!
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
5:01 pm
Amazon, no man will EVER complain about being objectified in that way….not ever….unless he prefers another man to be doing it.
SexyCool
February 24th, 2011
5:03 pm
PG – that is Selita Ebanks.
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
5:03 pm
Amazon, no man will EVER complain about being objectified in that way….not ever….unless he prefers another man to be doing it.
I don’t know…the tall ones seem kinda whiny about it on here.
MC Hammock
February 24th, 2011
5:03 pm
Purple@4:59….and Purple hits a LINE DRIVE right over the center field wall!!!! HOME RUN!!!!
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
5:04 pm
that is Selita Ebanks.
Ah…Nick Cannon’s ex. She is a beauty.
Paula Patton is my girl crush tho.
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
5:05 pm
That commercial is cool because it has eye candy for both men and women. My wife isn’t as slick as she thinks. I notice that she perks up a bit when it comes on.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:05 pm
My End of the Day quote that I stole
There’s nothing that pleases a MAN more sexually than when his woman reaches her height of an orgasm before he gets his! *DISCLAIMER – THIS APPLIES TO GROWN MEN ONLY*
SexyCool
February 24th, 2011
5:06 pm
Whatever, P-Lito on that 459p. YDudes are the first ones to say “Puddy ain’t got no face on it and it’s all the same inside.”….or words to that effect.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:06 pm
Paula Patton and that Zoe lady is nice also.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:06 pm
Amazon, lol
SexyCool
February 24th, 2011
5:07 pm
What is funny about that commercial is the way Janae(?) claps her hands together when dude turns into Mehcad Brooks.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:08 pm
I think it’s funny that she wanted and got him changed and was happy but when he got her changed she was mad. LOL
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
5:09 pm
I don’t know…the tall ones seem kinda whiny about it on here
Darn skippy. They betta recognize. I want the lady that have never seen me before to notice my degrees first.
Seriously, I don’t mind it.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:10 pm
SexyCool, it is all pink on the inside but it all does not feel the same. Puddyye has a face and I have seen it…stared it right in the eye…and I licked it! I mean liked it…lol
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
5:10 pm
Mehcad Brooks
He is yummy. I love everything he’s done…Glory Road, The Game, The Deep End, True Blood.
I need to see this commercial…
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
5:11 pm
Seriously, I don’t mind it
I’ll bet.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:12 pm
I want a woman to be attracted my intelligence first before she is attracted to all of this physical fine sexiness.
Celisea
February 24th, 2011
5:13 pm
SexyC – He’s not Jen’s husband from Basketball Wives, is he?
No…but he dang sure favors and can go for being brothers..LOL
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
5:13 pm
I want a woman to be attracted my intelligence first before she is attracted to all of this physical fine sexiness.
Amen brother! Now you’re making sense!
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:14 pm
Don’t let my handsome looks make you not pay attention to my brain…..please pick your panties back up…I just met you.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:15 pm
Alas, Amazon that is not always the case, they always want to climb the mountain or play in my hair.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
5:17 pm
I don’t want to work out this evening, but I sho want some Ranch chicken wings!
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
5:17 pm
ARed
The only bad thing is that some of the 21st century women are bold. One came right up to me this weekend, while I was at Atlantic Station’s DSW, and say “Hey, Beautiful, want to get lunch?” Then she proceeded to extend her hand with her business card. I politely declined. But that seemed to make her more determined. I actually ended up leaving the store. It just too pretty outside to get upset.
It was definitely a turn on that someone was that interested. So, it was by choice that I had to get out of that situation and keep myself honest. She was a hottie, too.
Celisea
February 24th, 2011
5:17 pm
I want a woman to be attracted my intelligence first before she is attracted to all of this physical fine sexiness.
PR – Stop playing..lol You’ve been cutting all day.
Night folks, I’m out.
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
5:18 pm
One came right up to me this weekend, while I was at Atlantic Station’s DSW, and say “Hey, Beautiful, want to get lunch?” Then she proceeded to extend her hand with her business card. I politely declined. But that seemed to make her more determined.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:19 pm
Celisea, you have all access baby to anything you want except my money. LOL
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
5:20 pm
yes, I was wearing it. Plus, if it was off, the tanning line would be so noticable.
On top of that, I was shopping in the female section for some boots for the wife. So, it should have been obvious that there was some female that was important enough to me to be there. Those boots aren’t cheap. Not even at DSW!
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
5:21 pm
DSW doesn’t carry size 17 often. So, I don’t get shoes for me there very often.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
5:21 pm
@PoppaG ~ I’m going to use that line!
AmazonRed™ - Show time...
February 24th, 2011
5:22 pm
yes, I was wearing it. Plus, if it was off, the tanning line would be so noticable.
Damn chickenheads
For Real
February 24th, 2011
5:23 pm
“So, it should have been obvious that there was some female that was important enough to me to be there.” – Whew!! Willie, PR cancel the PG is a Barry azz Barry signs.
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
5:25 pm
Leggs…
Feel free. Although I was initially surprised that she stepped to me, it was flattering. I could not get upset. I controlled what I could control to keep me out of trouble. Once I realized that not only was she attractive, but I was attracted to her, it was time to get out of there.
I’ve said it many times on here, “I know the crazy with which I live. ” That was no lie.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:26 pm
For Real, LOL do you have something I can get this bumper sticker off of PG’s car with? LOL
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
5:29 pm
WHEW!!!
For Real
February 24th, 2011
5:30 pm
Dayum you efficient fugger!!!
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
5:30 pm
Her nickname is Firecracker. It is good sometimes…and it is bad sometimes. I can handle her, though.
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
5:30 pm
That’s what it’s all about, PoppaG. Knowing when to retreat and not let temptation rule!
Leggs
February 24th, 2011
5:32 pm
Bye!
For Real
February 24th, 2011
5:33 pm
PR here I got this boobbie glue remover from Ared dresser last night. I don’t know why I took except it said boobbie
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:37 pm
LOL, okay thanks!
Willie Dynamite
February 24th, 2011
5:39 pm
4Real – you know its costing us $$ to keep cancelling these print jobs. Plus the bumper stickers aint exactly free. We need a stimulus plan or a bailout. PG can go over the paperwork.
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
5:39 pm
Get that off my car!!! Better be glad that I wasn’t driving the Audi R8. Nobody puts anything on that car….when I get it…
For Real
February 24th, 2011
5:42 pm
“We need a stimulus plan or a bailout. PG can go over the paperwork.” – Maybe we can get Simple to throw an extravagant dinner party?
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:44 pm
LOL @Dinner Party
PG, sorry I am quick with putting these stickers on.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:44 pm
Man, where are the bishes?
For Real
February 24th, 2011
5:44 pm
“sorry I am quick with putting these stickers on.” – That’s what she said.
For Real
February 24th, 2011
5:45 pm
Purp: When are you coming back to Atlanta? When need to get the MLB together for some drankin, ish talkin and azz chasing.
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
5:46 pm
PR…you need to be careful who you ask to purify themselves in Lake Minnetonka.
Willie Dynamite
February 24th, 2011
5:46 pm
4Real, yep long as its not a Dinner Party.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:47 pm
LOL, I will be there on March 4th all the way until the 14th
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
5:48 pm
Man, where are the bishes?
They have gone home to take the 6 in heels off because they are hurting their feet. The push up bra is hurting something else. And take those darn spanks off, too.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:48 pm
Poppa, why is that? LOL
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:49 pm
And they say they are not visual, if they werent they would not wear all of that stuff
For Real
February 24th, 2011
5:50 pm
“4Real, yep long as its not a Dinner Party.” – lol….. Come Willie I thought you were down for the cause. I mean it will be fair. You, PR, PG, Swiss and Simple can draw straws.
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
5:50 pm
What if Rupaul wants to purify himself? Or that Housewife Kim Z? You shouldn’t purify people all will nilly?
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:52 pm
Poppa, point made!
For Real what are we drawing straws for?
For Real
February 24th, 2011
5:53 pm
That’s why I call all of them irrational. The don’t even see the contradictions in their statements. It’s okay display their body parts for everyone to look at but it’s not okay to look at them and objectify them. Got it!
Willie Dynamite
February 24th, 2011
5:53 pm
4Real – naw man, Simp prolly have the lil twisty straws with umbrella beside it.
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
5:53 pm
Cosmo tells them that they need that stuff to be sexy. That is why many of them wear that stuff. They don’t want to be frumpy. Whether its the View or The Talk or whatever, many people tell them that they need that stuff.
And as Smokey (from Friday) said “We Know this, mmmmaaaannn!”
For Real
February 24th, 2011
5:54 pm
Good point PG.
The person that’s going to host the “Dinner Party” that Willie was speaking of.
For Real
February 24th, 2011
5:55 pm
You are right PG but why doesn’t Cosmo tell some of them that some of that stuff wasn’t made to fit certain women?
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
5:55 pm
Now, with all that said….I don’t oppose them wanting to look nice. Shoot, my favorite time of the year approaches….Sundress Season!! Yay!!
Willie Dynamite
February 24th, 2011
5:56 pm
Cosmo has learned that you have to tell them what they want to hear, Just in a different way.
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
5:57 pm
For Real…Don’t forget that this is a free market society. If someone is willing to buy it, there is someone willing to sell it. No matter what “it” maybe.
Willie Dynamite
February 24th, 2011
5:58 pm
PG – yes sir Sundress Season is upon us. I will admit I am a habitual objectifier (in my mind of course) for the next few months.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:58 pm
Wille, lol that’s funny he would bring us a beer in a glass with an umbrella thingy in it
4Real/PG there is no way a woman can wear all of that stuff and then really think that we are wrong for noticing it first and foremost. LOL
For Real
February 24th, 2011
5:58 pm
Preach Willie, Preach!!!
But like PG said I don’t mind and I am going to keep objectifying they azzez
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
5:59 pm
You all need to make a trip up here in the summer months, all sorts of fine and different “breeds” of beautiful women. All in shape no fatties. LOL
For Real
February 24th, 2011
6:00 pm
PR you forgetting we talking about people that wear open toed shoes in dead of winter.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
6:01 pm
And until you’ve been ridden by a girl that knows how to ride a real horse or grew up riding horse. Whew!
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
6:02 pm
If a woman wears booty pads or a push up cleavage bra, she wants you to look and objectify
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
6:02 pm
all sorts of fine and different “breeds” of beautiful women. All in shape no fatties
That statement takes me back to my bachelor party which was on South Beach. Variety, variety, variety and it is the land of the pretty people.
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
6:03 pm
you forgetting we talking about people that wear open toed shoes in dead of winter.
And wear shoes that are too small because they are “cute” with their outfit.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
6:04 pm
Yes Poppa, there has been so much inter breeding here everything with everything. Somalis, Ethiopians,White, Black, Italian,Russians. Big melting pot, no make up or weave needed. LOL
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
6:06 pm
Toes scrapping the ground all in an effort to “look” cute and wearing jeans that are so tight that their stomach goes over the waistline,,or hip hugger low cuts with no hips or butt
Fion
February 24th, 2011
6:06 pm
Yo! Purp, Like I said earlier, If you a wh…. it’s cool. Just don’t front and try to act like you Queen Guinevere.
Fion
February 24th, 2011
6:07 pm
they know gott…… welll they want us to look.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
6:08 pm
LOL
Willie Dynamite
February 24th, 2011
6:09 pm
Fion – we got that, you just have to save that kinda of talk until this time of day. During the day the Queen stay the Queen.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
6:09 pm
If we didn’t look they would wear something different or tighter.
Fion
February 24th, 2011
6:11 pm
Nah, brother. Ain’t gone do it. Rugged and Raw. that’s way I’m gonna feed it to’em.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
6:12 pm
Willie, very true.
Fion
February 24th, 2011
6:12 pm
A old player told me way back in the game. Feed cold grits. When they get that Steak, they will apperciate it.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
6:12 pm
LOL, it is easy to got a select few of them riled up everytime. LOL
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
6:13 pm
Fion, that’s a good motto
Willie Dynamite
February 24th, 2011
6:14 pm
Aint no such thing as a Old Player. Just a Player that the game passed by and didnt know when to cash out.
Fion
February 24th, 2011
6:14 pm
Man you know some of these chicks so full of Bull it at even funny.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
6:16 pm
Well it is the internet and everyone is ePerfect!
Fion
February 24th, 2011
6:16 pm
Naw, Willie D. He passed it on to me, then he got out. I was the #1 grasshopper.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
6:17 pm
Now, she should be good-looking, but we’re willing to trade looks for a certain… morally casual attitude.
Fion
February 24th, 2011
6:17 pm
be easy Men, PEACE!
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
6:18 pm
pimps do what they want to do, hoes do what they told, and a square does what he can
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
6:19 pm
a presto Fion
Poppa Grande
February 24th, 2011
6:21 pm
I’m dippin’ out, too.
Take it easy, folk.
Purple Rain "Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"
February 24th, 2011
6:24 pm
See ya!