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Y'all Are Kids

January 21st, 2011
8:04 am

Anyone who significantly changes their looks for anything other than health reasons is vain and unattractive to me. I think it’s dihonest and deceitful. That said, people that go to designer gyms are all vain and superficial too. I dated a woman back when. Found out she had had her jaw broken and rebuilt to fix an overbite. Thought she was cuter with the overbite, but she turned out to be very vain and self centered.

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
8:18 am

Good morning,

To know someone has had some sort of cosmetic procedure would probably be a bit of a killjoy to me if I found out. The fact that a dude works out a lot or whatever doesn’t make or break me. However, if a guy i date chooses to be a gym rat, don’t look at me expecting me to be the same way. Yes I’m a slim framed chick and No i don’t want to look like i’m about to enter a Musle Man contest. Matter of fact, the guy i currently see does work out every week and has a very nice….did i say very nice body…but he doesn’t try to push that off on me. I have a small little pooch in my stomach area and he likes it.

I’ve dated a very vain dude who was constantly in the mirror checking himself…constantly sought out compliments and it was a major turn off. To me it’s simply about confidence and you being comfortable with who you are. I’m not perfect and being slim is not all that it’s cracked up to be, especially at times when it comes to trying to find clothes that fit right….however, it’s me, the way God made me…take it or leave it. And i find it so funny that this is today’s topic because last night I was pondering on how many people stand in the mirror and admire their body in a positive light versus picking themselves apart. So i stood in the mirror for a few minutes just trying to find things that I liked about myself…not what I though other folks would say I SHOULD like….try it sometime

King Dizzle Ling

January 21st, 2011
8:28 am

whats up slim booty..and er body else….

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
8:45 am

Morning King….um are you an old blogger with a newly revamped name?

TenderRoni

January 21st, 2011
8:45 am

Gm everybody,
Superficial dating to me is when people focus on their appearances, their status, and material things…bascially worrying about what other people think and how you appear to them.

If all you want to do is think of your self, then be by your self!

Dan - Simply...Superior

January 21st, 2011
8:49 am

@Slim

Good for you she’s growing.

But yeah, the superficial doesn’t stop at the body, it extends to the clothes, the thought process, and the manner in which people comport themselves.

Thoses things are far more troubling to me than being a gym-rat.

Style, not substance.

“..hav[ing] all the virtues I despise and no of the vices that I admire.” – Churchill

And really, being 30+ without a personality is not something clothes or muskels can cover up.

So out your League

January 21st, 2011
8:50 am

@slim..yep I am going to keep changing too. I dont understand this one…because i never gave a fug what other folks thought about the women i choose to date….period!

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
9:15 am

Morning all -

Yes, with guys, I’m not so concerned about cosmetic procedures, but that superficial side I most encounter are guys who lead with their wallet. There is a guy still trying to get my attention, but all he usually talks about is how well off he is and how he can buy just about anything he wants. Perhaps he’s trying so hard because it’s clear I’m not impressed with the things he (supposedly) has. I do like the way he seems to live his life to the fullest…so that’s why all hope is not lost.

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
9:16 am

Good for you she’s growing

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
9:19 am

Ared – I didn’t know what to think of that statement either.

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
9:21 am

Slim – The blog is so excited about our Snowpocolypse baby!!!

Dan - Simply...Superior

January 21st, 2011
9:30 am

There was a {sniff} there.

I’m just happy for you Slim.

Dag…

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
9:32 am

Good morning. I don’t care for vain individuals. I don’t believe in cosmetic surgery unless its for health reasons. I can only rock what God gave me and not what my dollars may have bought.

@Dan ~ according to the law, we must wear clothes, so why not wear pretty ones (LOL).

So out your League

January 21st, 2011
9:33 am

smh@leading with his wallet…i remember a time when i would get blasted for that comment right there…lol..the game does go on..lol

hotatlgal

January 21st, 2011
9:42 am

I believe that there lies deeper self-esteem issues, and noncontentment beyond the material items. But I will say we as humans all have a superficial side. Everyone likes nice things and there is nothing wrong with that, but spending your last dollar to have those things is what makes someone superficial. Its not what your spend its what you save.

Enrico

January 21st, 2011
9:56 am

@AmazonRed….Please. You will be banging this guy in no time for a taste of that wallet. Money talks.

Dan - Simply...Superior

January 21st, 2011
9:57 am

@Leggs

Having worked in finance for many years, I’ve seen what the desire for the material has done to checking accounts, credit reports, credit histories and futures.

So coming up with that 2nd hand experience, I learned a lot about what not to do.

Thus, someone judging me by the clothes that I choose to wear loses poitns with me personally.

Fashion is temporary, assets grow with time.

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
9:59 am

Enrico – It’s already been “no time” and he still hasn’t gotten banged. This ain’t my first time dealing with a guy with money. Not every chick is on that sugar daddy chase.

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
10:00 am

Blog monster are you kidding me!

Ared – lemme see if I can recall what I previously tried to post.
‘The blog is so excited about our Snowpocolypse baby!!!’ Um..errrr….Heyal to the naw…no baby making going on round herrrrr. I’m getting hit from all sides it seems these days. I’m getting hit on the preggo front from yall on the blog and getting hit on the hitched/wedding front from folks at the job. I come into work today to find a bridal magazine on my desk. It was funny at first but I think it’s starting to bug me at this point. Daily i’m getting jokes about Slim what type of venue do you want…destination wedding…beach…churc…blah blah blah

So out your League

January 21st, 2011
10:02 am

@dan…losing points…judging me…lol…i need to come down because i dont see “common” ish..and this is common…lol.

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
10:03 am

Wait…. Slim is really preggers? I thought that was a joke? No?

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
10:03 am

‘I’m just happy for you Slim’

Dan – Thanks…not sure what you’re happy for me about but I’ll take it

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
10:04 am

It’s your own fault Slim! It’s payback for your pregnancy blog hoax!

But hmm…something must have happened at the job to make folks think a wedding is on the horizon… did your “friend” come by and serenade you?

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
10:04 am

@Dan ~ not necessarily talking about the “material.” I can look like my outfit costs $200 when it really only cost me $29.99. You don’t have to dress dowdy in the hopes that you don’t come across as materialistic!

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
10:04 am

i’m swiss – I A M – N O T – P R E G G O and I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
10:05 am

Oh, whew, that’s a relief, Slim… I thought I was gonna have to run when that baby came out swirled…

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
10:06 am

I thought I was gonna have to run when that baby came out swirled

*hollers!*

Dan - Simply...Superior

January 21st, 2011
10:07 am

@Slim – this:

“So i stood in the mirror for a few minutes just trying to find things that I liked about myself…not what I though other folks would say I SHOULD like….”

This makes me happy for you, self actualization is always a beautiful thing.

@So

I’m not judging anybody, I said the person “loses” points. For me, too many points lost means I stop talking to that person.

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
10:07 am

Ared – Noooo, he’s never been up here to the job. I have no clue why they keep saying it. I think it just started out as a small joke and now they’ve started running with it. Now they are trying to talk me into going to try on dresses in the name of “FOr the fun of it”….I said if thedude heard how they carry on, he’d probably go into the witness protection program. lol

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
10:08 am

Y’all Are Kids….”Anyone who significantly changes their looks for anything other than health reasons is vain and unattractive to me”

I understand that you find it unattractive. But vain is a bit harsh. You can’t judge someone for not being happy with their appearance. You have no clue on what brought them to that drastic measure. Maybe they were taunted as kids on let’s say their nose. It bothered them through their youth and finally enough was enough. Now granted some folks take it overboard such as the “Jackson” pinched up nose, or that Heidi chick that had so much work done that you would not know it was her. Hey, there are things about myself that I hate. Would (will) I have surgery…hell yeah. It’s not about what other people think about my decision….it’s how I feel about myself when I am done.

SLIM…”I’ve dated a very vain dude who was constantly in the mirror checking himself…constantly sought out compliments and it was a major turn off”

That dude sounds like he was fat and ugly as a kid and got picked on. So he went on a get sexy binge and now he has fixed his outside. But his inside is still that same kid. Now he seeks approval and compliments verses taunts.

“I was pondering on how many people stand in the mirror and admire their body in a positive light versus picking themselves apart.”

I am the latter of that. It’s my motivation to go to the gym..or not eat that doughnut.

ARED…”There is a guy still trying to get my attention, but all he usually talks about is how well off he is and how he can buy just about anything he wants. ”

Girl isn’t it funny when that same guy will call a woman a gold digger! Hello jacka$$….if you lead with your wallet what do you expect?

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
10:08 am

@i’m swiss ~ no baby for SlimNU (yet). Ok, who has the baby making fairy dust! Is it still in Raqi V’s possession. I know PoppaG sent it back “Addressee Unknown, Return to Sender!”

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
10:16 am

Girl isn’t it funny when that same guy will call a woman a gold digger! Hello jacka$$….if you lead with your wallet what do you expect

BMW – Exactly! Like during our first dinner he was like “tell me, which car should I buy?” Granted, he already has a company car and a BMW he doesn’t drive…but he wants to buy a truck because he might want to tow his bike for a trip.

I just looked at him like this and said I don’t know much about trucks, I’m not really into cars.

There are some chicks that would have insisted they go visit some showrooms right then and there. And he definitly would have gotten a “nightcap.”

I’m hoping he was trying so hard because he was nervous or something.

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
10:16 am

I know PoppaG sent it back “Addressee Unknown, Return to Sender!”

He sent it to Raqi actually. Tooooo funny how it actually worked!

So out your League

January 21st, 2011
10:27 am

@bmw…nice break down….go ahead and eat your doughnut…lol

SexyCool

January 21st, 2011
10:30 am

Slightly drastic?!? Isn’t that an oxymoron?

SexyCool

January 21st, 2011
10:33 am

My only concern with someone plastic surgery…especially of the face…would be ugly babies.

SexyCool

January 21st, 2011
10:34 am

My only concern with someone WHO HAS HAD plastic surgery…especially ON the face…would be ugly babies.

SexyCool

January 21st, 2011
10:36 am

And really, maybe it’s not my ONLY concern, but it would be the first question that popped into my head.

I would also wonder if their need to make changes to their appearance is caused by an personality trait that they would attempt to project on me and expect me to live up to their surgically enhanced standard.

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
10:36 am

Ared – I would’ve been like you…not impressed lol So when you shoot all that money talk down, I wonder where he goes from there??

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
10:40 am

So when you shoot all that money talk down, I wonder where he goes from there??

Slim – It wasn’t as bad as I make it seem. We did have a good conversation about other things. When we started talking about love of travel, we could go all night on that. I also liked the way he talked about his job and some of his hobbies and passions. It got better after the focus got away from money.

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
10:48 am

I played a mixed doubles match a couple years ago & the lady on the other team had her face pulled back so tightly that she literally had a permanent smile. She was like the female “Joker.” It was very distracting…

“I read somewhere that guys are no longer into the “plastic” look.”

I’ve never been into the plastic look, for anything — face, boobs, whatever. (Hmm… is there such a thing a vag-o-plasty?)

Fake boobs, especially, annoy me. I can get with all shapes & sizes of naturals, but if they look like helium balloons, they’re not really boobs anymore, IMO…

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
10:48 am

Is it safe for me to blog now? I though Slim was pregnant…and I was going to stop blogging and just let child support catch me if they could. LOL

“I mean, does it really impress anyone that you are in the gym all the time if you are a raging jerk with anger issues you have yet to address”????????? STEREOTYPE MUCH WISE?????? LOL

As far as cosmetic surgery, I don’t care if it’s done or not as long as it’s done in taste and done well. Not my body it’s hers. Besides plenty of people have been an ugly duckling and turned into a swan…..and if you look at Facebook some were swans and turned into ugly ducks.

kimmie

January 21st, 2011
10:49 am

Morning blog crew!

Like BMW said, vain is too harsh. I have no problem with a person doing whatever it takes to make themselves happy. Now yes, some folks go overboard with the surgery and the excessive working out and the collecting of material possessions. But if you want something tweeked and you’ve got the means to do it, why not?

Let’s face it, we live in a superficial society. We worship beauty. Image is everything, especially in some professions. And with all this bullying thats in the news, you have no idea the backlash some people endure.

If I had some lipo done or a nose job and some guy is turned off, he could keep it moving. How dare he judge me.

You don’t have to dress dowdy in the hopes that you don’t come across as materialistic!

Leggs, I SO AGREE with this! Just because someone takes pride in their appearance and has great style, they don’t deserve to be labeled as materialistic. And so what if you spent $200? If you got it like that and other vital things are in order, like you’re not in foreclosure or your lights are off, what does what other people think matter?

DreamsMaterialize

January 21st, 2011
10:50 am

Plastic surgery isn’t the only drastic change that people make for non-health reasons. Push-up bras, heels, jeans that make your booty look more firm, girdles, perms, weaves, extentions, makeup. Put all that together and you can create a totally different person…like plastic surgery.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
10:50 am

I’ve had just as much fun with fake boobs as real boobs…they make the same target. I am a strong proponent of working out and so is anyone basically in my circle of friends…with that being said if you just can’t get that extra inch or so off…go get a tummy tuck. I don’t care.

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
10:50 am

ARED…he is a loser! If you wnat topay for a$$ just get a hooker. No story…wine or dining or getting fly. Just pay for the pro services!

“bmw…nice break down….go ahead and eat your doughnut”
SO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE…no thanks…I’ll pass. I can’t workout normally until after my second knee surgery! I will not let myself become “Thicki Lake”!

SEXYCOOL…although I do not want kids. If it’s meant to happen, it will. But I do look at a guys features when I meet him. He coulc be good looking. But if our features are both strong…and/or odd. No way in hell am I having his baby! I knwo I do NOT want to see a Jay-Z/Beyonce kid. NOT CUTE AT ALL!

SLIM…somebody is trying to put the Baby Voo-Doo on you girl! You need this Brat Bustin’ Baby Be-Gone Repellent that I have!

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
10:51 am

“…and if you look at Facebook some were swans and turned into ugly ducks.”

Purple — One of my favorite pass-times is checking out the FB photos of all these people I went to high school with — most of whom still live in the life-sucking cesspool that is my home town — and marveling at how old & run-down they look…

SexyCool

January 21st, 2011
10:52 am

Also, I am all for a person who is into working out. And I applaud those who practice discipline and display consistency. (My number one and number two obstacles.)

However…there is such a thing as going overboard. So here again, we have the message of moderation and balance in all things.

What I *REALLY* don’t get is bodybuilding. Especially bodybuilding CHICKS.
Bodybuilders freak me out.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
10:52 am

Dreams, I agree…matter of fact women should get plastic surgery instead of all that pushup bra’s, and girdles/form fitting jeans…because the gig is up once she gets naked. If a guy has a gut you know he has a gut before the shirt comes off. LOL Ladies stop being cheap and go all of the way. LOL

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
10:54 am

“I knwo I do NOT want to see a Jay-Z/Beyonce kid.”

BMW — Ah man… That makes me miss that old “If They Mated” bit that Conan used to do on his old show… (does he still do that?) Hilarious…

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
10:55 am

Purp – You still aren’t out of the water just yet. You’ll probably get a call from Maury Povich to appear alongside i’m swiss for some future paternity test episodes. So don’t embarrass me

If a dude I was seriously dating had previous work done to medical transform from an ugly duckling to a handsome swan, I would feel bamboozled if I was not able to see the BEFORE pics. Let’s face it, as previously discussed, there are subconscious deciphering that goes into the selection of our partners…specifally for child rearing or what have you. So if it has been altered then i’m being jipped on how our child may potentially come out. Just sayin so don’t judge me lol

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
10:56 am

Slim, LOL

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
10:56 am

“I’ve had just as much fun with fake boobs as real boobs…they make the same target”

Oh PURPLE….how you do makeme laugh!

DreamsMaterialize

January 21st, 2011
10:56 am

Ladies stop being cheap and go all of the way. LOL
Yeah stop fooling us. The tequila and the strobe lights already got our judgment impaired. lol

So out your League

January 21st, 2011
10:57 am

I will not let myself become “Thicki Lake”!

- lol, wellllllllllllllllllllllllll.

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
10:58 am

‘You need this Brat Bustin’ Baby Be-Gone Repellent that I have’

BMW – I’ll take 2 cases, thanks!

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
10:58 am

Is it safe for me to blog now? I though Slim was pregnant…and I was going to stop blogging and just let child support catch me if they could. LOL

Slim, control your CT!

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
10:58 am

Exactly because if he was that unhappy with your looks who in the world knows what kind of little ogres his soldiers will be producing. The woman deserves to know. LOL You can alter the cover all you want but that genetic material is what it is. The same goes for women that have physical altering procedures.

While some may feel better about themselves after having a procedure done which in turn can slightly alter the personality but it never changes the chromosomes.

So out your League

January 21st, 2011
10:59 am

does not like fake boobs….i have been with women that had them and when i went to squeeze it was not the same feeling…also have been with women that have had breast reduction..and i love love to slurp on some teet…and i love the reaction…with the breast reduction chick it was no response because she had no feeling….i say “play with the uniform your issued”!

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
11:00 am

What I don’t understand is why have plastic surgery (face lifts) only to go into seclusion because you now look like a freak. The infamous “cat woman” needs to stay in her cage. She’s not afraid to come out at all.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:00 am

Black, LOL it is the truth.

Dreams, nothing worse than meeting a woman with a nice shape then she gets undressed and crawls across your bed and her stomach is hanging and the boobs are flopped over to the side. There should be some sort of refund involved or something. LOL

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
11:00 am

Purple / Dreams — Come on, now… the busted chicks have their place, too… They help us appreciate the hotties more…

Blog confession: Uh… actually, some of these “ugly ducklings” can f__k you into Nirvana, as long as you keep the lights off…

Allegedly.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:02 am

The cheap boob jobs are rough feeling, the ones that are expensive feel nice

Dan - Simply...Superior

January 21st, 2011
11:03 am

@Kimmie

“having everything else in order” is the key, for some folks the order is off.

@purple

I’m sorry, I just couldn’t really do fake boobs again, it’s unnatural, especially when only a part of the ittie moves and the rest stays still….

Neeehh

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:04 am

Swiss, she would have to blindfold me,actually I had one that I never took out in public. Eventually had to let it go though because I have standards.

Amazon, have a baby by me baby be a thousandaire

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
11:04 am

PURPLE…”There should be some sort of refund involved or something”

That is how we ladies feel when you meet a good looking, tall, nicely built man and you are so attractive to him. You get down to that moment and you are wondering if he lost the other half of his soldier in the war! …”There should be some sort of refund involved or something”!!!!

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:04 am

Dan that little shortened jiggle is sexy or just turn her over. LOL

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:06 am

Amazon, have a baby by me baby be a thousandaire

JUST SILLY!!!

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
11:06 am

‘You can alter the cover all you want but that genetic material is what it is’

Raqi – Heyal Yeah! That dna runs deep lol

‘There should be some sort of refund involved or something. ‘

Purp – Ok, i’m already not paying attn on this conference call…but now I got coffee in my nose. LOL! I bet yall be looking like a chick who bought a wedding dress months ago, then goes for the final fitting only to be convinced that’s not the dress she bought. Or like being at a restaurant starving having ordered a steak…but when the food comes, it’s a slab of greasy ribs. lol Iaint order dat!

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
11:06 am

DREAMS & PURPLE….you mean like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_JtkSmw808&ob=av2el

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:06 am

Black in that scenario she could always just spit it out. See that’s a refund LOL

kimmie

January 21st, 2011
11:07 am

I just don’t know of many women, especially any past 25 or 30, that are that gorgeous that they can go without a stitch of makeup, even just a little lip gloss, no supportive bra, no perm/color/nice haircut/use of a curling wand or some type of hair enhancement, and ill-fitting clothes(something that a push-up bra and other supportive undergarments help with)

I know that is a bit extreme, but that’s what I think about when dudes spout out about wanting someone to be totally natural. The Whoppi look I’m just not into, I’m sorry. These things are there to enhance your natural beauty – and I will take advantage of them!

Diva till the end – but that’s ME!

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:07 am

I’m a proud member of the IBTC. While an extra cup would be nice, i’ve never ever considered getting a boob job.

Thank goodness for the ass men out there.

reality

January 21st, 2011
11:09 am

I hate to say this but the whole process of pairing up is largely superficial. There are few relationships that are built on true love.

I also believe that many of the people who think they have true love, in fact, do not. If their significant other was to suffer disfiguring injuries, many would not be able to stick.

And that’s sad.

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
11:09 am

@PR ~ I believe I asked this question once before if fake boobs feel the same as real ones. Thanks for breaking it down even further with the cheap ones vs. expensive ones.

@BMW ~ I remember watching a man undress with much anticipation. Girl, when he finally got his boxers off I wanted to bury my head in the pillow and cry. I think it was the smallest thing I’ve ever seen in my life! I didn’t know what to do with it. I thought oral may help it grow, but only a smidget. I thought I had a tootsie roll pop. The night was a wash.

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
11:09 am

BMW – A friend and I was just having that discussion the other day. It seems the men get the better end of the deal even if the chick is a bad lay because it’s still a hole and you can pretty much move the pole around to your liking…However, if the equipment is not up to par then you are just S.O.L

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
11:10 am

“Thank goodness for the ass men out there.”

You’re welcome, ARed. We’ve got your back. Literally.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:10 am

Black, yes like that. LOL

Slim, yes after we are surprised with the hidden “flab” we are stuck and just have to “sex” her anyway because we are already there. Then we get blamed for being to quick and then limp in bed by her, she should jut be happy she got some for a brief two minutes Us men have so much to deal with. LOL

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:11 am

If their significant other was to suffer disfiguring injuries, many would not be able to stick.

I think that is partly because not just the physical changes the mental does as well. I don’t know many people who encounter such a trauma and then are still the same happy jovial person they once were. That anger and emotional aftermath is probably one of the hardest things anyone on this earth can encounter.

blue©

January 21st, 2011
11:12 am

Morning Peoples,

does it really impress anyone that you are in the gym all the time if you are a raging jerk with anger issues you have yet to address – that just made me laugh, met too many of those lmao

hows everybdoy doing these days?

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:13 am

You’re welcome, ARed. We’ve got your back. Literally

I’m about to dismiss all the melanin deficient men in this thread. iCant!

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
11:13 am

‘I’m a proud member of the IBTC. While an extra cup would be nice, i’ve never ever considered getting a boob job. Thank goodness for the ass men out there”

Ared – Daaaaaamn, now you gotta sistah contemplating Niki Minaj booty implants because I’m part of the IBTC but I ain’t got no arse either. lol

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:14 am

Leggs, you are welcome. LOL

Kimmie, I know plenty of women who look awesome and are up in age and do not need to wear any makeup at all.

Amazon, I like all of a woman in many shapes and sizes, but I am a pretty nasty dude so as long as whatever she has is firm I can work with it.

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
11:15 am

“Black in that scenario she could always just spit it out. See that’s a refund”

BMW just ……Flatlined__________________________

KIMMIE….”Diva till the end – but that’s ME!”
Girl me too! I keeps it tight!

REALITY….”If their significant other was to suffer disfiguring injuries, many would not be able to stick”
That is what I say about sex. If a relationship is built on sex. What happens is an accident or illness prevents yu r normal sex life? Chances are it woudl be over!

ARED….girl I am president of the L.T & L.A (Lotsa T*ts & Lotsa a$$) committee. And it’s no walk in the park! I want to be loved my mind…not my behind….my wits and not my t*ts! Damnit…I’m a person!

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
11:15 am

“Daaaaaamn, now you gotta sistah contemplating Niki Minaj booty implants because I’m part of the IBTC but I ain’t got no arse either.”

Slim — Just kinda tuck your CT under & back… No one will know the difference…

kimmie

January 21st, 2011
11:16 am

….i say “play with the uniform your issued”!

So out – Typical dude thought process. Breast reduction is one of those “health reasons” that are necessary. I’ve had family members & friends that endured years of terrible back pain before they had the surgery. One friend had a total of 11 pounds removed from her breasts alone and she still has plenty. You try carrying around a 5 and a half pound bag of sugar around on your chest and see how comfortable it is.

Dan – I get the misplaced priorties. I just hate it when a label is put on someone and they don’t even know their financial and/or emotional situation.

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:16 am

now you gotta sistah contemplating Niki Minaj booty implants because I’m part of the IBTC but I ain’t got no arse either. lol

That ain’t fair!

But don’t worry, my sister was the same way. Then she had her baby and she got both! *runs*

Well, thank goodness for the leg men too.

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:17 am

long as whatever she has is firm I can work with it.

So you like breast implants then? I heard they feel like rocks.

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
11:17 am

’she should jut be happy she got some for a brief two minutes Us men have so much to deal with.’

Purp – You are on it today….have you been schmoking yourself this morn?

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
11:18 am

“I want to be loved my mind…not my behind….my wits and not my t*ts! Damnit…I’m a person”

BMW — Just so you know, I really respect they way your booty jiggles when you get all worked up like that…

blue©

January 21st, 2011
11:19 am

lmao, been looking back over the day, yall on a roll already? well it is Friday i guess lol

DreamsMaterialize

January 21st, 2011
11:19 am

but that’s what I think about when dudes spout out about wanting someone to be totally natural. The Whoppi look
kimmie I was thinking more Laura Izibor, Corrine Bailey Rae, Jill Scott, Amel Larrieux, old Lauren Hill kinda natural.

Thank goodness for the ass men out there
ARed my pleasure…literally.

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
11:19 am

@ARed ~ since I was a member of IBTC and no a$$, I too welcomed the leg men.

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:20 am

ARed my pleasure…literally

You can get dismissed toooooooo!!!!

You fellas are off the chain today!

kimmie

January 21st, 2011
11:20 am

Purple – Then good for them. I don’t wear alot of it myself, but to look polished and professional, or on special occasions, it’s good to have.

I just don’t know of many that are head-to-toe natural with EVERYTHING and they turn heads.

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
11:20 am

LEGSS….”I thought I had a tootsie roll pop.”
oh hell nah!

Dan - Simply...Superior

January 21st, 2011
11:21 am

@Kimmie

Yeah, that comes to light anyway.

And, ladies…

A true lover of the female form may have “preferences”, but loves the forms in manner of presentation. From butts, to breasts, weaves, to the Angela Davis, from chipped nails to Co-co (circa ‘96).

If you like it, we love it.

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
11:21 am

‘Just kinda tuck your CT under & back’

swiss – Can you say OUCH!

‘don’t worry, my sister was the same way. Then she had her baby and she got both’

Ared – No thank You!! I think i’ll be happy with what I have for now. If someone starts to complain, i’ll just whip out the CT and hypnotize them. lol

Celisea

January 21st, 2011
11:22 am

I think plastic surgery is superficial but I also think it’s surperficial to hone in on thid one particular when there is so much superficialism that goes on. I agree too that the other side of the coin is just becuase you (for self) like nic and want nice and want to look nice it’s labeled as being materialistic. IMO, as long as a person is not moved, defined and lives for impressing others in any way shape or form then do you. We say it all the time

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
11:22 am

SWISS…..”BMW — Just so you know, I really respect they way your booty jiggles when you get all worked up like that…”
I am soooo gonna get you for that one!

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
11:23 am

Truth is all you ladies (well, okay, most of you ladies) have at least something that some dude finds sexy as hell…

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
11:25 am

‘I thought I had a tootsie roll pop’

Leggs – An elephant sucking on a tic tac comes to mind. (In the corner I go)

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:26 am

Amazon, you want to dismiss us and all of this good oral? LOL

Slim, yes I have been doing my thing this morning cough cough

Amazon, cheap boob jobs feel like rocks, expensive ones feel great. They both require upkeep though. And I will tell any man here he is lying if he has this nice shaped naked woman in front of him ready to take him to bed and he says “No your boobs are fake” You are already to far gone once you find out they are not real. Even if you know before hand that they are fake, but yet they are sitting pretty, cleavage and all that he is going to say no. Even if he did not like fake boobs before.

Dan - Simply...Superior

January 21st, 2011
11:26 am

@Swiss

So true….

I’m all about the one’s that love (her) thing, whatever it may be.

^^that’s sexy

DreamsMaterialize

January 21st, 2011
11:27 am

You can get dismissed toooooooo!!!!
I meant that in the most humble and wholesome way.

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
11:27 am

@SlimNU ~ my face is hurting from laughing. The visual leaves me Good one! Naw, that one was worthy of you staying in the midst of your blog peers. No corner (yet)!

Celisea

January 21st, 2011
11:27 am

Blogging on a cell ain’t easy….I didn’t finish my comment but this phone is acting quirky….my signal is going in and out…for the most part I agree do you. Just don’t lose your way all based on the opinions of others

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:28 am

When little Furio is born and ravishes my wifes breast if they start to sag or lose their ummph after he is done breast feeding she will be getting a booby lifting, we both agree

kimmie

January 21st, 2011
11:30 am

Dreams – Those ladies have the “natural look”, especially the hair, down pat and are pretty! They all wear makeup too. That’s how makeup is supposed to look – like you’re not wearing it, but it gives a certain polish, especially when performing and being photographed. Jill better not step out without any support up top!LOL!!

You right the old Lauren Hill, cause the new one wears clown makeup and looks like she’s high(which she prolly is)LOL

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
11:32 am

Speaking of cleavage, can one of the fellas please explain to me what the magnetism to yall and boob cleavage is??? Just curious. I would have to tape mine together AND lay down sideways to get some cleave action going. lol

Leggs – I really didn’t want to hit the corner just yet. Yall are making this conf call FUN lol…but please don’t give me a pop quiz because I got nuttin

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:32 am

Furio?

I wonder how I’ll be if I have kids and my body changes. I love how I look naked. And my stomach is awesome! I wonder if I can get it back. Probably not!

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
11:32 am

Purple, stop listening to all that nonsense. Breastfeeding does not make the breast sag. Just like your wifey having a baby or three will not stretch out her canal.

Stop listening to folks who don’t know what the heck they are talking about.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:33 am

Celisea, 2038 you will need some plastic surgery. Please

So out your League

January 21st, 2011
11:34 am

@purp

And I will tell any man here he is lying if he has this nice shaped naked woman in front of him ready to take him to bed

then i would hit it from the back only…i like to look down at a nice natural pair.spread nice..legs up..watching me give her the bozzzzzack..i like the way they bounce…i cant get with the other program so i would just give her LD from the back and call it a day…its about the visual for me…visual turns me on or what i have going on in my head…if the visual not right…its hard for me to do it…

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:34 am

Raqi, being that this convo was brought up by her to me and it’s our first child how are we supposed to know? LOL

kimmie

January 21st, 2011
11:34 am

Purple – That 11:26 last paragraph – now THAT’S real talk.

But what’s with the booby lift? Don’t you want her to stay how she will NATURALLY be?LOL!!! Just kidding, I’m all for happiness!

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
11:35 am

“When little Furio is born and ravishes my wifes breast if they start to sag or lose their ummph after he is done breast feeding she will be getting a booby lifting, we both agree”

See…any man that wants me to have his baby had better have the money upfront in accout in in my name to pay for the work that I will require after the kid is popped out! I’m talking lifts and lipo! No backsies sucka!

So out your League

January 21st, 2011
11:35 am

I would have to tape mine together AND lay down sideways to get some cleave action going. lol

…lol…wow…

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
11:35 am

kimmie, I agree a little enhancement has never hurt any one. Some folks need to learn though that enhancing and completing altering is not the same.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:36 am

Slim I like the little small ones also.

So Out, fake boobs are a “work around” but not a deal breaker. LOL

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
11:37 am

Purple, then tell her to stop listening to such craziness. LOL

If her breast sag at any point it will be because they are already genetically predestined to do so. LOL

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
11:38 am

S.O.Y.L – Exaggerating a little but just like to paint a very vivid pic for you all….i love my B’s

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:38 am

. Breastfeeding does not make the breast sag.

Raqi – Never ever? I know some women who did NOT have flapjack t.its before the kid but do have them after.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:38 am

The breast job after breast feeding is her idea not mine. I am going to enjoy it either way. LOL

abc

January 21st, 2011
11:38 am

One may be equivalent to a gourmet meal in a brown paper sack. Unless someone is really hungry, they won’t open the bag. Everyone should do what they can to look their best.

Just the same, a woman is most beautiful first thing in the morning, no coffee, no preps, no nothing. Personally, I don’t think I can claim the same for myself!

So out your League

January 21st, 2011
11:38 am

@purp..yeah remember i said visual…so if she can mask it visually i am good…just dont let me see how it looks fa real…lol

small ones or big ones…i like em all..variety

@bmw…upfront money…wow

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
11:39 am

@SlimNU ~ from a woman’s point of view, I always thought clevage was sexy. It made anything V-neck look so much better. I’m glad I finally got some (albeit late in life).

@ARed ~ don’t worry about your stomach. You will get it back. You may not keep the boobs, but every woman is different. I had a quiet memorial service when mine left.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:40 am

Raqi, well as long as she is doing what makes her comfortable I am fine and she wants them to stay just how they are now. So I am not telling her nothing, LOL

So out your League

January 21st, 2011
11:41 am

lol@flapjack…

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:41 am

The blog monster does NOT like porn. He spits that out.

He does like t.its. He ate that.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:41 am

abc, except for her morning breath. LOL

In the morning I am farting, coughing and have eye boogers all with a woody trying to get “some” that women must love me because I am sure that is not a pretty sight. LOL

DreamsMaterialize

January 21st, 2011
11:41 am

I can appreciate all the women. Gotta say though, a chick that can rock the sweats, girl timbs, and a ball cap…damn that’s sexy.

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
11:42 am

BlackMagic, after giving birth and having my tatas feel with “baby food” is the only time my breast are the size my husband really likes. LOL

I wonder is that why he keeps knocking me up. LOL But he does know the baking dept of this company’s production line is getting cut off after this load. The plug on the oven gets cut.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:44 am

Dreams, I like a women that looks good in a bikini and heels or a nice strapless dress and some flats. Our as long as she has smooth skin and straight teeth we can do business. LOL

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:44 am

don’t worry about your stomach. You will get it back. You may not keep the boobs, but every woman is different. I had a quiet memorial service when mine left.

My mom went from an A to a D cup. So there is hope. She also had three kids in 5 years tho.

As for the stomach, a lot of my Slim sisters (my real live sisters and the blog’s own Slim) had lil pooches anyway. You can still grate cheese off my abs and all I do is shovel food on in my mouth. I’m thinking my luck will run out.

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
11:44 am

RAQI..I had a friend who is very thin girl. Now I saw picture of her from when she was like 20. She had like a B cup and just had some curve to her small frame. I met her at like 25 and she had a baby and nursed. She was always complaining about her breasts being small. Ok in the bra they looked like they went to like an A cup. Ok she had good reason to be upset. But she was always saying she is saving for a boob job. I couldn’t understand why. She said her son sucked her dry. I said it can’t be that bad. so I thought. Well one day, we were both swimming and we went back to her place to change to go out and I accidently walked in on her naked. OMG..I have never seen boobs like this. It was like beyond saggy. It looked like something vacuum-sealed her breasts. I’m talking no fat, just saggy deflated balloon t*ts! No woman in her late 20’s/early 30’s shuodl have breasts like that. Hell I doubt a 90 year old’s boobs look like that! Now I understand!

Celisea

January 21st, 2011
11:45 am

Hey PR, I don’t think nip and tuck will be needed for our 2038 date but to make certain things ain’t hanging too low for you by then, we’ll keep our options for improvements open

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
11:46 am

Leggs – I think cleav looks better too but i’m not sure why. Figured the men might have had some insight. I do have this camisole type shirt that I wear that gives me a little lift and clevo.

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
11:46 am

AmazonR, Nope. The breasts are a combination of muscle and fat tissue. Within those tissues are milk ducts that are already in place. When those ducts fill up the breast become larger. Some times a whole lot larger. When they no longer produce milk they go back to their normal size and sometimes that will make them seem like that got flatter or flabby.

Breastfeeding does not take away from the muscle and fat. Age does that.

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:47 am

But he does know the baking dept of this company’s production line is getting cut off after this load. The plug on the oven gets cut.

I stopped by your spot recently. Saw the “sentence.” Glad everything is cool and I like your attitude about it!

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:48 am

Celisea,

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:49 am

Age does that

Raqi – Thanks. Good to know. I walked in on my 90 year old great great grandmother once.

Yes folks, your t*ts can sag to your knees. But at 90, I guess you don’t really care!

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:49 am

Plastic Surgery Rocks

Dan - Simply...Superior

January 21st, 2011
11:49 am

@Slim

Cleavage is in the eye of the beholder.

Sometimes the just that little shadow under say a “B” is enough to get the engine started in the same way that curve of the “DD” does.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:50 am

Amazon, I need to see your abs

kimmie

January 21st, 2011
11:50 am

BMW – That exact thing happened to one of my best friends after she had her baby. She had a low cut top on one day and they literally looked like deflated balloons and she always had a D cup. She’s been talking about getting a lift.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
11:50 am

As long as your boobs are bigger than my chest. LOL

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
11:50 am

“@bmw…upfront money…wow”
Hell yeah. No way to get out of it. You want his kid from me…I need assurance that I can fix myself after the hell of pregnancy is over! 9 months of looking fat is already too much for me. So as soon as possible I would need to be on the table to get me back!

RAQI…”But he does know the baking dept of this company’s production line is getting cut off after this load. The plug on the oven gets cut.”

You are going to tell the Dr to cut, burn, karate chop and bury your tubes after this one huh?

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
11:51 am

@ARed ~ remember, that’s all I did too was shovel food in my mouth. It caught up to me about a year ago. I’m still somewhat slim (that’s questionable), but no more a size 4. If you exercise and workout, your luck will never run out. Now me, I’m chasing luck down to get back on my side of the fence!

Yep, Raqi V ~ nothing but age!

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:51 am

The MOMania topic is about kids walking in on their parents having sex. I guess Modern Family did an episode on it recently. The stories are HILARIOUS (once you get past the trolls posting)

kimmie

January 21st, 2011
11:52 am

I do have this camisole type shirt that I wear that gives me a little lift and clevo.

Slim – Now you know you should not be wearing that DECEPTIVE top, according to some of these men!LOL!!!! Completely dishonest!

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
11:53 am

BlackMagic, breastfeeding actually tightens the abdominal muscles and helps you get back to your pre-preg weight. I can only assume that it also tightens the t!t muscles also. LOL Maybe her babe sucked the fat away. LOL

I asked my doc about it years ago. She says it just don’t happen like that. She did say being pregnant can ruin you abdominal muscles though. Some women have the abdominal muscles tear and have pouch that can only be surgically altered.

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:53 am

She did say being pregnant can ruin you abdominal muscles though.

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
11:54 am

Glad everything is cool and I like your attitude about it!

AmazonR, it’s just been 1-1/2 days. Stay tuned. LOL

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
11:56 am

BlackMagic, yep. He and I are agreeing to close the production line. Only the production line. The machine will still be up and running. LOL

kimmie

January 21st, 2011
11:56 am

Amred – I saw that episode of Modern Family, it was hillarious! Later in the episode, the parents that got caught were kissing each other in the kitchen and their teen daughter walked in. She screamed “Not again, what’s wrong with you two?!!!” I was rolling!!

kimmie

January 21st, 2011
11:58 am

Raqi – Then I guess my friend is genetically predisposed!

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:58 am

AmazonR, it’s just been 1-1/2 days. Stay tuned. LOL

Raqi – True. I had friends who were loving beind snowed in…til day 4 or so. Then they were going crazy.

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
11:59 am

kimmie – I hate that I missed the boat on this show. I’m waiting for it to come on DVD so I can watch the first season. I don’t have Netflix so I have to wait til Blockbuster gets it!

I can’t find one person who doesn’t like that show!

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
12:00 pm

AmazonR, ruining the abdominal severely only happens to maybe 5% of women. You probably have nothing to worry about unless you are planning to get knocked up by Shaq or John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan). LOL Have some big monstrous babies.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
12:03 pm

Let’s get this topic away from pregnancy after effects

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
12:07 pm

You probably have nothing to worry about unless you are planning to get knocked up by Shaq or John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan). LOL

I’m not opposed to it.

My mom loved Shaq when he played for the Lakers and would often say that’s the kind of guy she wanted to see me with. I’m hoping she didn’t mean the infidelity part, but she really liked his playful attitude.

I’m more of a Kobe fan except for that whole Colorado thing.

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
12:07 pm

Having a child walk in during doing the do with the hub? Yep!!! Happened 3 times. Once by the oldest and the other two times but the boy.

Thankfully it was “state of emergency” for them so they weren’t really paying attention to the tiny bit they did or did not see. But you know just because it can happen and does happen we aaaalllways check the lock on the door twice when it starts to get beyond your regular everyday “ole fashioned man on top” doings.

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
12:07 pm

I’m afraid for my t*ts if I get pregnant. For some reason…my 34D’s have jumped to 34F’s since the summer. Yeah DD’s do not work. Victoria’s has DDD’s but only some of those work. So I have to shop Frederick’s. Well…at least they are still perky! So I can’t complain. Except having to buy new bras is NOT cheap! But I waited for the sale and stocked up!

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
12:11 pm

We also had a housekeeper to walk in while on vacation in Mexico. That was her bad. We had the do not disturb thingy on the door even if we didn’t apply the privacy hasp.

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
12:12 pm

LOL I am trying to post a comment but I cannot figure out what is in it that the blog filter does not like. No profanity or anything.

Kym

January 21st, 2011
12:13 pm

Good Afternoon All,

I am not sure if y’all are still on topic..its a slow news day so I figured I would hang out and see the sights. It’s the weekend baby!

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
12:14 pm

jumped to 34F’s

BlackMagic,

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
12:15 pm

For some reason…my 34D’s have jumped to 34F’s since the summer.

Hello brickhouse!

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
12:16 pm

@Raqi V ~ breastfeeding helps contract the uterus back to its rightful size.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
12:16 pm

As the men just sit back and watch.

So out your League

January 21st, 2011
12:17 pm

my 34D’s have jumped to 34F’s since the summer.

-Speechless-

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
12:17 pm

http://bossip.com/333863/ladies-with-the-tig-ole-bitties-there-is-now-an-l-cup-bra-thanks-to-bravissimo/

I think I will check them out! RAQI will you be needing them in the next few months?

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
12:18 pm

So if I suck on the breast the uterus will stay tight? lol

Kym

January 21st, 2011
12:20 pm

@PurpleRain..uhh no..it doesn’t work that way.

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
12:22 pm

@BMW ~ jumped to 34F’s…WTH are you eating/drinking over there???? Oh my!

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
12:22 pm

LMAO…PURPLE…you will have to wait until your baby is out of there! Then there will be milk coming when you do!

RAQI….question. If you are nursing, does milk always come out…even if you are getting your freaky sneaky on?

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
12:23 pm

@PR ~ sorry, but it doesn’t work that way! Pregnancy has to play a part therein!

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
12:24 pm

‘Now you know you should not be wearing that DECEPTIVE top, according to some of these men!LOL!!!! Completely dishonest’

kimmie – I figured someone would catch that…but really in my case, it isn’t like my chest is protruding out waaaay from my chest when I wear it…just gives it a little lift. And when the top comes off, the boobs still look at you eye to eye. lol (the good thing about itty bitties, not much weight on them to bring em down)

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
12:26 pm

@BMW ~ you do know milk can come out when you hear a baby cry in a supermarket!

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
12:26 pm

“after giving birth and having my tatas feel with “baby food” is the only time my breast are the size my husband really likes.”

Raqi — So that’s why he keep knocking your azz up…

cba

January 21st, 2011
12:27 pm

When my daughter was about three and it would be thundering, she always came into our room. One night she came in, quiet like a ghost and witnessed how she came about. She asked my wife later, why was dad on top of you??

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
12:28 pm

Free Uterus Tightening!

or a T-Shirt that say’s

“Save a uterus, suck a boob”

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
12:31 pm

If my son bursts in I am going to put him on Camera duty

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
12:33 pm

What does baby milk taste like?

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
12:34 pm

BlackMagic, yeah I do go up one size once the milk ducts start to do their thing.

When my hub saw the Jill Scott Butterfly bra on the news one morning he said “Damn now that there is too much of a good thing”. LOL Way too many clasp to be fighting with.

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
12:35 pm

PURPLE…again I just FLATLINED________________________________________
You are crazy man!

LEGGS…whatchu talkin’ ’bout Willis? Just like that, you’re a diary cow? Is that the reason nurding moms wear pads in their bras?

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
12:39 pm

*I meant to say Nursing moms*

RAQI….yes I saw that bra. See if you have a wide back and your number are up there along with the cups then you may need that support. My problem is….usually if you are an F you have at least a 38 back. Having a 34 makes it hard for girl to find the bras. And being the creative chick I am….I wull but a plain bra in my size and “Divarize” it. I guess that is my dance background. And since I make costumes with rhinestoned and feathered bras for my shows, I have stuff to make my regular bras sexy!

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
12:39 pm

Black, we don’t have to have sex but let me keep your uterus tight for ya!

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
12:40 pm

“I wull but a plain bra in my size and “Divarize” it”

I meant to say I will buy a plain bra in my size.

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
12:41 pm

@BMW ~ girl, you have me cracking up. Yes, must wear a nursing bra when in public. You will start dripping on the spot…nothing like milk stains on your blouse. It can be very embarrassing!

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
12:43 pm

Yes BlackMagic, they milk flows as long as the baby is nursing. The flow actually adjust to the baby’s needs. The woman’s body can tell once the paps have been drained and the baby continues to suck it needs to produce more. That’s why even when the baby is not nursing and the jugs get full you need to pump them. If you don’t the milk flow will slow down. Ain’t it funny how nature works. LOL

Not to mention when the jugs are engorged with milk it hurts like hell. LOL

I will tell you ladies this, when you are paired with a man that is very fond of the tatas…touching, kissing, sucking…he will be fighting the urge while they are “for baby only” off limits.

Wearing a bra during the do helps him remember Do Not Touch. LOL

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
12:44 pm

BlackMagic, having a 34 back, do they not make your back hurt?

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
12:50 pm

“You will start dripping on the spot…nothing like milk stains on your blouse. It can be very embarrassing!”

Leggs — Yeah, I remember that happened (leaky taps) to this girl in the cafeteria when I was in school. In middle school, no less.

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
12:53 pm

Leggs, I bought the little nursing pads to put in my bra. It was the worse when I was trying to let the milk dry up. As long as Lizzy was nursing they would get full be never engorged to the point of over flowing. But when I was letting them dry out they leaked for like two days. LOL

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
12:59 pm

@Raqi V ~ I was wondering if anyone would bring up the nastiness of engorgement. Mine was so bad I considered taking an axe to them myself. Had to be carried into the lactation center off N’lake Parkway. Whew. It was bad!!!

at wearing a bra during the do…you damn skippy, you’ll have breast milk all over the place if you don’t. Once the leak springs he’ll want to play/taste the baby’s food!

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
1:02 pm

Hmm… Morning sickness, enlarged, sore & leaky boobs, back pain, etc… Maybe I should schedule a sit-down between you moms & expectant moms with Mrs. Swiss… might put a damper on the crumbsnatcher pangs…

Wait… on second thought… it does serve as a good excuse to f__k more often, so it might be worth the risk… Nevermind!

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
1:16 pm

I think that would be pretty cool if she was on top and breast milk was flying all over the place..lol

Jazzyone

January 21st, 2011
1:16 pm

I dont care nor judge what another does..you stretch it out too much with surgery and dont appear natural then you will get looks and can’t be mad because its human nature. Thankfully Im happy with self inside and out. Everything I came in this world with Im going out with, period..no extra additions and such. Thankfully God blessed the family with great genes! Whoop.!!

Celisea

January 21st, 2011
1:30 pm

Wow…just saw 4 brothers in the lobby of this place….a first since arriving aside from a couple folks attending the conference. I ain’t seen no black folks since arriving. Not even town and it’s day 3….nowhere

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
1:30 pm

Purple — Gives a whole new meaning to the term “squirter.” Come to think of it, there have got to be flicks devoted to that niche already (i.e. milkshakes — hey, did I just invent a new term?)

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
1:31 pm

C — Where are you?

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
1:34 pm

Swiss, let’s make some money!

Celisea, and the problem is??????? LOL you not down with the swirl?

Last Train to Paris

January 21st, 2011
1:34 pm

I love this!!!!.

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
1:39 pm

Purple, that’s just nasty. Some things should be kept decent man. I know how we get on this blog sometimes but there is a line that should not get crossed.

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
1:40 pm

Behold: The Power Of Breastseses

SexyCool

January 21st, 2011
1:41 pm

I gave that the side-eye as well.

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
1:41 pm

RAQI…”having a 34 back, do they not make your back hurt?”
Nope…I work my back a lot at the gym. So maybe that helps.

SWISS…where the hell are you from man? Have I seen your family on one of my newest guitly pleasures, “My Big Redneck Wedding”?

RAQI…”But when I was letting them dry out they leaked for like two days”.
Did you feel like a faucet in need of a plumber?

PURPLE….”I think that would be pretty cool if she was on top and breast milk was flying all over the place..”
I can only be revived but so many times! You are killing me over here!
FLATLINE_____________________________
There is amarket for Lactational p0rn!

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
1:45 pm

BMW — It’s quite possible. Many in my family are big. And rednecks. (I’m from a sh!t-hole called Cedartown, GA, BTW…)

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
1:47 pm

rolling my eyes

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
1:48 pm

”I think that would be pretty cool if she was on top and breast milk was flying all over the place..”

Purple — Just imagine if she was able to get them spinning in opposite directions… You could end up with one of those cool fountain effects, like in Vegas….

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
1:48 pm

Swiss, I just read that some athletes actually drink breast milk and it helps increase their endurance

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
1:49 pm

Swiss, LOL

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
1:50 pm

“Swiss, I just read that some athletes actually drink breast milk and it helps increase their endurance”

Now that would make for an entertaining sideline…

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
1:52 pm

Swiss a lot of articles old and new on it.

http://springfield.news-leader.com/lifestyle/health/20050208-Mothersmilkcoul.html

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
1:52 pm

Coach: “Johnson! You’re in!”

Johnson: “Uh… Naw, coach, I think I pulled a hammy… [slurp, slurp] Put Jones in… [slurp, slurp]“

Celisea

January 21st, 2011
1:53 pm

Swiss – Ritz Carlton Reynolds Plantation

PR – You know, it ain’t exactly my thing…swirling that is…but I’ve seen a number since being here very willing to strike down that path will all the bar convos and hands on the back whike introducing themselves….LOL….you know I was polite but that’s all

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
1:53 pm

LOL

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
1:55 pm

Celisea, taste the rainbow. LOL

Celisea

January 21st, 2011
1:55 pm

PR – You’re still penciled though for 2038

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
1:56 pm

Okay. Well then don’t taste the rainbow, I want to be your first.

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
1:59 pm

C — Uh, yeah, I imagine you wouldn’t find too many brothers at a place in rural GA with “plantation” right there in the name… Just a hunch…

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
2:00 pm

I’m just gonna wait until all the breast milk slangin, bangin, and hangin talk is over…..(twirling thumbs, tapping fingers on the desk, humming)

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
2:01 pm

Slim, what is the next topic you pick?

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
2:01 pm

Slim — Whatchu wanna talk about, then?

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
2:03 pm

SWISS…OMG…now that show is friggin’ hillarious! This week’d featured a couple from WV. They already had 4 kids. When asked how they met. She said that she was at a club and two guys got into a fight over her attention. One dude got his a$$ whopped and she took him home. She said he was the one night stand that wouldn’t go away! They had a real shot gun wedding…her daddy walked the cut-off camoflauge wearing groom down the aisle with a shotgun. Then the bigger girls pulled the twin baby girls down the aisle in a wagon. The the bride had on a WHITE wedding gown with a camoflauge veil and her dad had the gun then too. When the Minister (in jeans in cowboy boots) said can anyone show just cause….the dad picked up the gun and told everybody to shut up! Now the reception…just like their wedding was held on the front dirt yard of the newly rolled in Trailer home. She made the cake a replica of their cerulean blue new home on wheels. And dressed in their finest tanks and jeans (the bride wore her gater on top) they dined on chopped BBQ on the finest Dixie styrofoam china. The bride drove a four wheeler as their”Just Hitched” vehicle right smack into a mudtrail. Now that there is a classy affair!

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
2:05 pm

Chopped BBQ, fine dining. No need for all of the flair. LOL

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
2:10 pm

I’m not sure what I wanna discuss right now but would any of you consider a Ball Lift if your SO complained about trying to lick kibbles n bitz at the same time but finding it impossible being that the twins have started hanging out with your knees?

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
2:11 pm

BMW — I was at that wedding. Several times, actually.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
2:12 pm

Slim, sure. LOL

Kym

January 21st, 2011
2:15 pm

I am digging this Jazimine Sullivan song.. 10 seconds…I do believe I can relate..
“Just don’t let me get to 10 (oh boy)

Delight23...CAN'T LURK NO MO'

January 21st, 2011
2:16 pm

Afternoon peoples! Just popping in to say ’sup. Schedule’s crazy.

Oh, and Purp is dang fool. Pick a post…any post.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
2:19 pm

Good afternoon, Delight

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
2:23 pm

Pun intended Purp…lol I feel like I wanna go to the Grand Canyon, take about 3 shots, then scream out as loud as I can for as long as I can. Rub one off then take a nap on a train to an undisclosed destination hopefully somehowleading to a warm place, nice beach and great food & drinks…

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
2:27 pm

Slim — You can do your own non-surgical ball lift right at home: just lower the thermostat.

Although — on the topic of cosmetic surgery & balls… Actual blog confession (and TMI alert, so stop reading now if you don’t want to hear about my ballz ): I’ve only got 1 ball (had cancer in my 20’s; had to have lefty removed). I actually had a doc try to sell me on a prosthetic nut several years back. They make prosthetic nuts? Who does this? Apart from the fact that nutsacks are not exactly aesthetic wonders in the first place, why in the world would anyone put something artificial in the same little sack right next to the only good nut they’ve got left?

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
2:29 pm

SLIM…I think it was Steve Harvey who said he knew he was old when he sat on his balls!

PURPLE…I have a slogan for your Man-Tshirt. And the words have to be written on a music staff so people know to sing it….ready? “Please lift us up where we belong”! And below it, it should read” Don’t be wack…save your sack!”

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
2:30 pm

Swiss, if you were an adult film actor I could see getting one, if not why bother? As soon as I can come up with a joke about you and your lonely friend I will type it. LOL

Slim, don’t shots and the edge of the grand canyon might be a little dangerous LOL

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
2:31 pm

I’m a really, really, really bad mother. LOL

I have been asking Lizzy since around 12pm if she wants to come up on the bed and lay down beside me but she was not interested. Now that I tried to attempt to lay down myself to take a nap she wants to climb up here and walk and jump on the bed. She would not heed my demands to stop jumping so I dialed the number down to 25 and when she went to jump her legs got wobbly she fell and bumped her head on the headboard.

I didn’t have to spank her after all. LOL

Now maybe I can take a nap.

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
2:31 pm

SWISS…first off I am glad you beat testicular cancer! Congrats!
Question….does really effect your ability to make Lil’ Swiss’?

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
2:32 pm

Black, LOL I need some water. LOL

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
2:33 pm

RAQI…..you’re not a bad mother! You just gave her a life’s lesson, well 2 of them.
1) Life will always make you fall down and hit your head….but you WILL survive!
2) Sit your a$$ down when mami is trying to sleep!

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
2:35 pm

@i’m swiss ~ I knew you were special, not necessarily nut special, but special…love your honesty!

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
2:36 pm

Purple — Just call me the Uniballer.

BMW — It could have (not so much the fact that I had one removed, but I also had to have radiation treatments down there — they cover your junk with a lead box to shield it, but it’s still possible there could be complications), but in my case it hasn’t. I got checked out last year around the same time that Mrs. Swiss was having her surgery & my swimmers are strong & plentiful.

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
2:37 pm

LEGGS…..you beat PURPLE on a joke! He was searching…but you came up with”I knew you were special, not necessarily NUT special”! Pun intended!

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
2:38 pm

Re: radiation treatments… That’s right ladies… my w@ng is now bionic!

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
2:39 pm

And it glows in the dark…

Raqi V

January 21st, 2011
2:40 pm

Swiss I have a video I want you to see but the blog filter will not let me post the link. Does Leggs, kimmie or SexyCool have an email for you?

I am sending it to them. Maybe one of them can forward it to you. And to whoever else wants to see it.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
2:41 pm

Black, yes Leggs beat me. I just can not think up of a one nut joke. LOL

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
2:42 pm

I guess Swiss is always having a ball.

LOL, I guess I am not capable of joking about a mans ball

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
2:43 pm

So I guess you are going to take your ball and go home.

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
2:46 pm

@Raqi V ~ that is hysterical.

N E W S F L A S H: Study has shown that changing your sleep number will help reduce childrent butts being WHUPPED! DeFACS closes more departments!

Celisea

January 21st, 2011
2:46 pm

Swiss…yeah it’s a plantation for real…lol My daughter was like “oh ut uh mama we ain’t been long leaving the plantation”….lol

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
2:48 pm

Purple — Yeah, I still get a little offended anytime some talking head on the news goes on about some “lone nut” doing something…

BTW, I’m flattered you continued right past my TMI warning to read all about my balls — er — ball.

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
2:48 pm

@Raqi V ~ I have an address for him….i’m swiss, is it ok to give to her?

@BMW ~ most days I’m corny, but when they fall in my lap I try to catch as many as I can…sometimes I just need to use one hand!

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
2:49 pm

@i’m swiss ~ where are my manners. I too am glad you survived testicular cancer. You’re one cool hombre!

Kym

January 21st, 2011
2:49 pm

Random but True..Listening to NWA at work..causes militant tendancies. Going upside a joker’s head right now would be a true stress reliever.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
2:50 pm

Swiss, LOL

Leggs, fell in your lap and catch as many as you can? Yes you just need to use one Hand since he only has one. LOL

Delight23...CAN'T LURK NO MO'

January 21st, 2011
2:51 pm

Random but True..Listening to NWA at work..causes militant tendancies

For me it’s ole skool Cube. My fav still remains Amerikkkas Most Wanted.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
2:53 pm

Check Out Ice Cube in this picture LOL

http://panhandleprint.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/icecube-atfirstiwaslike.jpg?w=432&h=599

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
2:53 pm

@PR ~ that why I said “one hand”

Delight23...CAN'T LURK NO MO'

January 21st, 2011
2:54 pm

Have a good weekend all! Spent the last 30-60min playing catch-up and the blog did not dissappoint.

Could’ve used the laughs this morning, but ‘ppreciate it just the same.

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
2:55 pm

Thanks, Leggs & BMW. You know, the radiation treatments were actually kind of fun… Primarily because the clinical techs were all cute chics in their early 20s. And I was nekkid on a table in front of them for an hour a day every day for 6 weeks. And they had to draw on my crotch with a magic marker…

AmazonRed™

January 21st, 2011
2:55 pm

she went to jump her legs got wobbly she fell and bumped her head on the headboard

Reminds me of one of my favorite nursery rhymes

One lil monkey jumped on the bed
One fell off and bumped her head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
That’s what you get for jumping on the bed!

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
2:56 pm

So if you would have had two would you have had twice the techs?

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
2:56 pm

How did you tell your wife or did you just spring it on her?

Kym

January 21st, 2011
2:58 pm

@Delight Cube will take you there for sure..I moved on to Tupac..pretty sure that just increases the chances of someone getting a right cross.

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
2:58 pm

“How did you tell your wife or did you just spring it on her?”

I actually threw it out there on our first date… Not my actual nut, but the fact that I only had one…

Delight23...CAN'T LURK NO MO'

January 21st, 2011
2:58 pm

Purp.

O’shea!
O’shea!
Boy get yo’ a%z in this house.
I can hear my mother callin’
I can hear…

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
3:00 pm

SWISS….I am getting a visual of you with a cheese grin as all this “technical wang handling” was going on!
Tell the truth….you ask Mrs. Swiss to dress up in a lab coat and heels and draw on it don’t you?

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
3:01 pm

Delight, LOL

Swiss, sometimes you just have to put them on the glass

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
3:02 pm

Black, Swiss, Slim and I need to hang out. We will get kicked out of somewhere and at some point piss off some folks and end up running from the cops all in one night. LOL

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
3:02 pm

@i’m swiss ~ not surprised you found a pleasurable way of dealing with your treatments. You are a nut. Wait, wait, wait, awww fuggedabtit!

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
3:04 pm

swiss – I believe I was watching Dr 90210 or some similar show like that and a person was getting a prosthetic ball. It may have been a chick undergoing a sex change tho So you don’t need a black light to see your lil swimmers all over the bedroom, kitchen, living room, garage, driveway, attic, hallway, bathroom, gutters, under the hood of your car, the pantry and in the hammock outside? lol

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
3:06 pm

I think I should get a prosthetic wang, for when I entertain unclean women. LOL

“hold on let me put this on”

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
3:07 pm

@i’m swiss ~ I totally visualized you throwing your nut on the table (even though I know you meant the latter part in your statement).

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
3:07 pm

‘Black, Swiss, Slim and I need to hang out. We will get kicked out of somewhere and at some point piss off some folks and end up running from the cops all in one night’

Purp – Sounds like a perfect sequel or spin-off of THe Hangover. lol

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
3:10 pm

Slim, that would be fun indeed. Just make sure everyone has bail money. Speaking of Jail, I had a request in to speak at my buds Parole Hearing, it got denied but my father’s didn’t. LOL

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
3:14 pm

‘I think I should get a prosthetic wang, for when I entertain unclean women.’

Purp – umm….I think that’s already been invented….doesn’t that fall under the category of Deal-doe? lol

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
3:14 pm

Or a sex machine?

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
3:14 pm

{{I’m walking down the street kicking rocks…I want to be part of spinoff of The Hangover. Sounds like my kind of fun. I probably could run faster than most of you (LOLOLOL).

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
3:15 pm

Slim, where can I buy that chair?

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
3:15 pm

Leggs, yes you have a wild side and the more the merrier. LOL

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
3:18 pm

I just looked up some pictures from the filming of The Hangover 2 and Alan looks like Rick Ross, bald head and fuzzy beard. LOL

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
3:19 pm

Yippee ~ I can be a great “lookout” woman, then join in the fun! Well, that’s not really a good lookout person. Ok, we can hire a lookout person cuz I’m having fun!!

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
3:20 pm

Amazon may be a good lookout woman but she may just run and not tell us when trouble is coming. LOL

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
3:21 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ya1KGjXKDBE/TTD25_HRIOI/AAAAAAAAACs/FdvoQCx-50w/s1600/The%2BHangover%2B2%2Bin%2BThailand.jpg

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
3:22 pm

Purp – Um, i’m not quite sure where they are selling those chairs. I do not own one but you seem to be quite handy…why not make one for you and the Mrs?

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
3:24 pm

@PR ~ that was funny. She wouldn’t bail on us….naw!

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
3:24 pm

Purp – I surely hope the sequel isn’t a bust since more times than not, they movie folks should’ve quit while they were ahead. I’m looking forward to its release tho

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
3:25 pm

Slim, want to come help me build it, just for measurement purposes. LOL

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
3:26 pm

Stu has a Mike Tyson tattoo on his face in that picture. Liam Nelson is in it along with Bill Clinton doing a cameo. LOL It probably won’t be as funny as the first, hard to top that one. LOL

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
3:33 pm

Leggs, she would be on here blogging on Monday and would not speak up when someone asked where we were. LOL

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
3:40 pm

Purp – Nice try but I have a pretty good feeling that the Mrs and I do not come close enough in size for you to use me as a measuring device.

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
3:41 pm

@PR ~ I got a visual…she’s sitting at her desk whistling while fumbing through some papers in her drawer acting brand new!

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
3:48 pm

Leggs, yes like it never happened LOL

Slim, you are not cool bro!

SlimNumeroUno

January 21st, 2011
3:53 pm

Anyhoo, yall stragglers have a good weekend. That’s the end of my work day. Now I gotta try to find some sexy man thongs to go in the Valenties basket i’m going to make this year (as a gag gift of course)…be safe.

Purp – good luck on making that chair…just be mindful of the pressure you put that thang on. You don’t want to literally knock her back out. lol

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
3:55 pm

Slim, have a good weekend.

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
3:58 pm

a pretso

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
4:01 pm

“I am getting a visual of you with a cheese grin as all this “technical wang handling” was going on!”

BMW — I have to say, it took a lot of concentration not to sprout a tree… Especially, on the first day. They basically draw a map on your body of the areas they’re going to zap — so this chick is literally drawing all on, over and around The Matterhorn. Side note: when she finished her mapping lines, she drew a little picture of Moby Dick on me. Those girls really knew how to heal…

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
4:08 pm

@i’m swiss ~ in light of you walking around with one brazilian nut, please leave the E.O.D at the end of the day. Thank you.

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
4:31 pm

Did I go too far with the brazilian nut…sorry? I thought of the “brazilian” wax and put it out there….why are the {{crickets}} chirping? I is sorry, meant no harm!!!

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
4:32 pm

Leggs — Ask and ye shall receive…

Roses are red

Violets are blue,

I can do with one nut

What most can only do with two.

Goodnight, peeps!

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
4:32 pm

SWISS…”Black, Swiss, Slim and I need to hang out. We will get kicked out of somewhere and at some point piss off some folks and end up running from the cops all in one night.”

Now sounds like a good a$$ time! It’s wuoldn’t be my first night to end up like that!

SLIM…”Sounds like a perfect sequel or spin-off of The Hangover. ”
Sign me up for that film! We could have a reality show! Hell why not…everybody else does!

SWISS…you enjoyed their bedside manner?

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
4:33 pm

Leggs — Nah, you should know better than that… you can’t offend me. I was busy giving Mrs. Swiss a little dirty talk over the phone…

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
4:36 pm

@i’m swiss ~ reading is fundamental…I ask you to submit at the end of the day…it’s only 4:30! But thanks anyway (LOL).

Cool!

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
4:39 pm

BMW — Yeah, we should all hang out sometime. Somebody’s got to stay behind to bail us out of jail, though. I’m too cute to spend a night in the slammer. My virgin booty intends to stay that way…

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
4:42 pm

Hey, I thought everyone was leaving early… (what with all this talk of my sack, I assumed the ladies all left to go rub one out…)

BlackMagicWoman

January 21st, 2011
4:54 pm

SWISS…LEGGS can bail us out!

Good night all….I must got brave the falling snow!

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
4:57 pm

@BMW ~ how can I bail you out if I’m among the ruckus? Is that your way of kicking me to the curb, my lil sis?

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
5:00 pm

Leggs — If we got locked up in the same cell, I’d be your b!tch.

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
5:03 pm

@i’m swiss ~ turn over, you need a spanking!!! Never mind, you might like that.

i'm swiss™

January 21st, 2011
5:05 pm

Thank you, mistress, may I have another?

Purple Rain

January 21st, 2011
5:05 pm

End of the Day:
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics

Leggs

January 21st, 2011
5:15 pm

Thank you, PR!

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