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May-December romances

At the age of 84, Hugh Hefner is engaged to Crystal Lewis, 24. I also read that actress Vivica Fox, 46, is engaged to Atlanta promoter Omar White, 27. As I read about the pending nuptials for these couples, I started to wonder why so many of us get hung up on age and our target age ranges in dating.

Celebrity aside, if two people have found that they have enough in common, how much does age really matter?

Admittedly, my last two misadventures in dating were with younger guys (both were 9 years younger!) I can’t figure out if it was the age difference that played a role in the break ups or not but I usually vow to leave the younger dudes alone. Of cours, this is also when I meet the really mature for his age, (read: very hot guy) that has me lifting the so-called ban on younger men.

I believe there can be pros and cons to dating younger/older, though. Maybe you just have to decide if it’s worth a shot.

What do you think? What are the really great reasons you should date someone significantly (at least 10 years apart) younger or older ?

In your opinion or past experiences, what are the pitfalls?

Happy Wednesday!

By Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta Blog

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The Truth-original

January 5th, 2011
8:05 am

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The Truth-original

January 5th, 2011
8:05 am

I’m first for the first time.

Kym

January 5th, 2011
8:14 am

Good Morning All,

Age is just that a number..I know some really mature 20 year olds..and some 40 plus dudes who have reverted back to being middle schoolers..it depends on the person and their life experiences. I have had the pleasure of dating two younger fellows both in their early 30’s..and they were as different as night and day. One was well spoken and had his feet firmly planted..the other would not have been able to find his way home if I left him in the mall. I think the main thing is for folks to get past the whole he/she is younger than me..and what will people think??…who cares..if it works..then work it out.

@Truth..is that you?? Hey there Sandstorm trooper how goes it?

Breezy

January 5th, 2011
8:52 am

I have only been in the dating scene for a short period of time. I jumped into an exclusive relationship (his idea) with a gentleman who was five years older who I connected with in EVERY way (Physically, Intellectually, Spiritually, Emotionally) but he fought his emotions (one day he was hot – the next he was cold). I finally came to the conclusion that he was “Emotionally Unavailable” (past break-up that was over a year old, busy career, other issues, etc.). It just got to the point that I had to cut him loose because I was always in emotional turmoil.

Lately I’ve been dating a few younger guys (one’s 5 years and the other is 6 years younger) but we just don’t connect. Oh Boy – the Physical attraction is there but I need more.

I know it’s because I haven’t met the right one yet but the search continues. I don’t rule out dating a man of any age as long as there’s a connection beyond the Physical.

Mo (aka Moeisha)

January 5th, 2011
9:02 am

Morning Everyone!

Truth – is that really you! Hey you and happy new year! Good to read you

On topic – maturity and life experiences play a huge role in May-December romances. Ex hubby was younger than me and mature however we had different life experiences in what proved to be some key areas and that was an issue. I dont know if could go the Hugh Heffner route (thats a helluva age difference) but I dont see anything wrong with it. If it works for you and the SO then go for it!

susan

January 5th, 2011
9:03 am

Enjoy dating older men….I am 40 and they are in mid 50’s. Younger holds no appeal for me at all…they are still in their “me” stage but the older men are eager to please on all levels.

LeeH1

January 5th, 2011
9:10 am

Ags is like a foreign country. Some one from a different age group is like someone who speaks English but is from another country and has a different culture and mannerisms.

To some people, foreigners are exciting and interesting. To others, they are obnoxious and rude because they don’t have the same mannerisms and beliefs. Depending upon your own ideals, you can love someone for another country or from another age group. Both have their good and bad points.

And the attraction needs to be mutual.

mark

January 5th, 2011
9:19 am

i am really thinking about Dating an older sista! im 37 and would like to date a sista around 42-55.
i think it would be a GREAT life experience. my only Fear would be seeing Gray Hair on the Coochie..lol
that may freak me out for a sec.

Simple Man!!!!

January 5th, 2011
9:20 am

This is an interesting topics as it applies mostly to the ladies….Age rules, generally, do not apply when talking about that guys…..

Jana

January 5th, 2011
9:22 am

I am married to a man 7 years younger, and from another country. When I started dating him, I was unaware he was younger, and he was interesting and seemed older than me. When I realized his actual age difference was several years, it didn’t seem to matter. We have been married 35 years, happily, so I would assume it was not an issue. We are still very much in love, and I wouldn’t change a thing.

Just Sayin'

January 5th, 2011
9:22 am

I prefer a man that is 10 years older, that is a very good match for me. I know of one couple where she is 25 years younger than he is. They had an excellent marriage for most of that time, until he became “old” and that age difference seemed to be a lot bigger and less desirable in their later years.

The Truth-Your all invited to my wedding-but it's going to be in Dubai

January 5th, 2011
9:24 am

Hey Mo, Kym and ev1 else in the room.

On topic: My fiancee(Yes, I said it) is in her 30’s while I’m in my 40’s. The teamwork is on point and I couldn’t ask for more. There are tradeoffs in all relationships but this isnt one of them.

abc

January 5th, 2011
9:30 am

Age is a huge indication of what stage of life you’re in, even with the obvious differences in peoples’ level of maturity, defining more of individuality than stage of life. People who are experiencing much of what adult life has to offer for the first time are best left with those that are also at that stage. Older people will start to roll their eyes upon hearing “I’ve never __________ that!” for the umpteenth time from their younger partner, and lose respect for the younger person. Younger people will wonder why their older partner’s idea of a great vacation is a quiet, deserted beach or mountain getaway, and get bored.

The biggest age difference I’ve dealt with is 10 years younger than me, and 2 years older. The younger chick’s age was a bit of a disconnect, but not insurmountable. To me, 10 years is as big an age spread as is practical.

Kym

January 5th, 2011
9:32 am

@Truth..I read that the other day and I do believe I blacked out..I AM SO PROUD AND HAPPY FOR YOU MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER!!…Now I ain’t coming to Dubai..but you can like video stream the nuptials that will work….Congrats!!!!

kimmie

January 5th, 2011
9:36 am

Good Morning Blog Fam!

TRUTH!! How are you?? Looks like I’m not the only one with a FEE-AUHN-SAY!!! Congrats! I know she’s a wonderful lady if you chose her and want to commit!

Be back with my response on the topic!

Sassy Me...:-)

January 5th, 2011
9:39 am

Helleeeer and Good Mornting!!

I’ve almost always attracted younger guys and have been attracted to them as well. My last relationship was with a man 7 years my junior and the boy toy I had was 12 yrs my junior. I don’t think the age difference contributed to the demise of the relationship(either one) but more so we were just in different places in our lives and I realized that…so I kept it moving.

I’ve dated men around my age and a tad older as well and I liked the way they treated me but nothing serious ever developed. I think what should matter most is how a man treats you…

AmazonRed™ - Happy 100th "J5" Kappas!

January 5th, 2011
9:43 am

Morning all -

I will admit, I get a little hung up on age. I don’t like em younger, I don’t like em too much older. I seem to be attracting guys in their 40s and while there is nothing wrong with that…I kinda wish people would stick to those their own age! There are plenty of fly 40 year old women who get passed on for girls in their 30s or even 20s.

In any case, while I don’t stress over it, just wish it could be a lil more fair. I can’t date a guy my dads age (30 years older) tho…. I just can’t see it!

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
9:44 am

Morning, folks…

Truth — Congrats, man! Did you snag you a Desert Diva?

On topic: In general, I would tend to agree with abc on this one, but there are some exceptions… I know some folks whose lifestyle, frame of mind, etc., totally defies their actual biological age. I think in those cases, they’re probably better off with someone closer to the age that they’re acting like rather than they’re actual age…

DreamsMaterialize

January 5th, 2011
9:44 am

Morning
You do what works for you. If you all are into each other, and connect in the right areas, then make it happen. The biggest obstacle you will probably have is worrying about other people viewing your relationship negatively. If you can get over that, then you’re probably home free.

Truth what’s good man? Congrats on the engagement. Looks like this is going to be a married blog soon. If Infamous and For Real come on here talking about marriage, then I know it’s time to find a new blog. lol

AmazonRed™ - Happy 100th "J5" Kappas!

January 5th, 2011
9:45 am

Truth has a FIANCE????

Wow…no wonder birds are falling out the sky and fish are going ashore! The end is near!

Congrats man! Glad to see another good one go down! Now we know ANYTHING is possible!!! ;)

kimmie

January 5th, 2011
9:45 am

As for age differences, if you like it I love it! Everybody should do what works for them. The Hefner thing would be creepy to me and I can’t do the cougar thing. But that’s me.

I’ve always preferred men around my age. Like when I was younger I never wanted a much older man because I didn’t need another “daddy”. Also, I have always been silly-acting and like to clown. I went out with a guy that was only a little older than me in college once and he couldn’t get with my silliness.

Babies love me, but I can’t go there. But like Kym said, some are more mature than men double their age. But I just can’t do it.

I like have the same point of reference on things like music, tv shows, world events, etc.

Sassy Me...:-)

January 5th, 2011
9:49 am

There are plenty of fly 40 year old women who get passed on for girls in their 30s or even 20s.

Ain’t that the truth? I wonder what a man(40+) sees in someone in their twenties that even hints at a meaningful relationship with any kind of longevity…

The Truth-Your all invited to my wedding-but it's going to be in Dubai

January 5th, 2011
9:53 am

Ared, Kimmie, so glad to see you here today.

You remember my last gf in the Atl right? She’s over here and we hooked up and really its better than it was before, if thats possible. Been real good, done a lot of traveling and plan on alot more.

Kimmie, does he know about me? Tell him I’m letting you go and giving you all my blessing.

Ared, whats up woman? I know you’ve been blazing a trail through the Atl. Hope all is well in your camp.

Btw, the big day is in March.

Fellas, fist pump to you all. Happy new year. What have I been missing in blogsville?

Celisea

January 5th, 2011
9:54 am

Morning,

Ehhh, I dunno…I’m still dangling on this one. I see nothing wrong with people being able to find their way given age differences. However, age difference brings somewhat of a variance because you at different “levels of of living.” I suppose though if I were to interact with someone in a different age range and the differences weren’t too much of a distraction I could probably do. Of my significant romances….ALL have been younger….3 years, 3 years, 4 years

TenderRoni

January 5th, 2011
9:55 am

Good Morning to All,

I really wasn’t one for dating older, but after my experience dating a man 10yrs my senior, my mind has changed. If the connection is there then it can work.
But the Heffner thang, that is a bit much!

Delight23...loving the fresh start

January 5th, 2011
9:56 am

Good morning peoples!! Happy new year :-)

I have generally stayed away from younger men. I’m an agist. :-( Even 2-3yrs younger freaks me out.

Since senior year in high school (when I was allowed to date) I dated college guys and above. To date I like ‘em 5-7yrs older. Ultimately though it obviously depends on the couple. They like it, I love it. Heck, it’s none of my business.

Delight23...loving the fresh start

January 5th, 2011
9:57 am

Don’t know Truth, but Congrats just the same. Good news is always good news.

kimmie

January 5th, 2011
10:00 am

Truth – I’m extremely pleased for you! That sounds like a blast, your plans. We are going to Vegas in the coming months to do ours, have not set a definite date yet.

Yes, I told my boo about you, my blog man over in the Middle East. He actually met some of the other bloggers at a birthday gathering SCool had a few months back. Come to find out he & Tazzee went to the same high school in Cleveland! Small world!

Derby

January 5th, 2011
10:01 am

I dated a guy six years younger than me…..the physical was poppin’! The rest…not so much. It fell apart because when I could not be available for him on a whim….it seemed like the age difference was 26 years instead of six :-) You have to have more than physical attraction to make it work. It was fun while it lasted.

AmazonRed™ - Happy 100th "J5" Kappas!

January 5th, 2011
10:01 am

I’ve always preferred men around my age. Like when I was younger I never wanted a much older man because I didn’t need another “daddy”.

I so agree with this right here! I just prefer a guy around my age.

And like someone else said, I don’t think age was ever a contributing factor in my break ups, exept for the father figure one who I had remind that I HAD a good daddy!

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
10:03 am

Good morning, everyone!

@Truth ~ nice to see you hear. Congratulations! Happy New Year! That’s great to hear.

Wow…no wonder birds are falling out the sky and fish are going ashore! The end is near! @ARed, that was very, very funny! We finally found out the reason for this. :lol: :lol:

On topic: I haven’t dated much, but that’s about to change for the better. I’m realizing that I may need to start looking at the younger men a little more since they’re really looking at me. The men I have met that are in my age bracket are entirely too settled and lack spunk. I’m content to sit at home, but not all the time while dating. I may not go the route of Vivica Fox, but perhaps I may start looking at 35+ year olds. We shall see.

I only had 2 of the megamillion numbers! Shucks!!!

Kym

January 5th, 2011
10:05 am

All these weddings and engagements..makes me want to throw a party!..

AmazonRed™ - Happy 100th "J5" Kappas!

January 5th, 2011
10:06 am

Ared, whats up woman? I know you’ve been blazing a trail through the Atl. Hope all is well in your camp.

Truth – You know me well. It’s gotten rather ri.dicul.ous! But I’m getting it in for all of those who can’t. :lol:

Super happy for you. Can you tell me how she was able to take you down? Cuz you were quite adament about not marrying again. What changed, cuz you could have decided to shack up forever.

BTW, I have enough SkyMiles to get me to Dubai… :D

Kym

January 5th, 2011
10:06 am

Hey Leggs do you get anything if you have the powerball number?

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
10:06 am

Sorry, I see I’m starting already.

@Truth ~ nice to see you HERE!

M. (pronouced M dot)

January 5th, 2011
10:06 am

Good day. I have dated someone older and their are pros and cons just like with dating someone younger. Here are my thoughts

Older

Pros:

More stability
More direct in what they want
Typically are more mature and wont waste time.

Cons:

If they arent where they want to be in life, they can sometimes subconsciously take it out on you.
If they may want kids, you may feel pressured into something that they want and you arent even thinking about.
They may have too much baggage and it may be to much to deal with them.
You may feel like you are in a mother/child relationship where she is running you somewhat.

M. (pronouced M dot)

January 5th, 2011
10:08 am

@Kimmie

I totally agree with you! I definately dont want another mother in my relationships. Like I said in my post, sometimes if you date an older woman, it can feel like a mother child relationship, i.e., her trying to tell you what to do, why you should not be out, etc. I want a woman not a mother!

kimmie

January 5th, 2011
10:10 am

I just read Sherri Shepherd is engaged. He is a TV writer & proposed day after Christmas.

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
10:10 am

@Kym ~ yes, you do! $2 (LOL). That’s all.

BTW, kimmie ~ I don’t want to brag, I really don’t, but when you told me 117 and I said it was a good number because it is, I played 117 and 127 yesterday. Remember, I always say one up and one down! I think I buy me an outfit and a new pair of shoes this time around! :lol: :lol:

AmazonRed™ - Happy 100th "J5" Kappas!

January 5th, 2011
10:13 am

Leggs – You hit Cash 3…AGAIN???

kimmie

January 5th, 2011
10:13 am

LEGGS!!!!! I started to play it yesterday and got cheap. Just bought $5 worth of Mega tickets, of which I only had 1 number!!

That’s it, I’m playing my number every day this month!!!!

Kym

January 5th, 2011
10:13 am

Leggs..you have got to be the winnest winner in all of Winville..LOL!! Thanks for the info I get my 2 dollars back..McD’s Sweet Tea for me..

SexyCool

January 5th, 2011
10:17 am

Let’s not forget to add Ronald Isley and his baby bride to the mix. (lol)

TheDude is five years younger than me. But that fact *rarely* crosses my mind….unless we’re talking about babies. (lol)

And Truth gets an early nod for the 2011 Bloggies for the *Proof that Love can Change You* category.

CONGRATULATIONS, my friend!!!

The Truth-You're all invited to my wedding-but it's going to be in Dubai

January 5th, 2011
10:17 am

Thanks Leggs, Dlight.

Kimmie if we were in the states we’d do the same. Google The Atlantis in Dubai and thats where we’re planning on doing it. There are a few snags to getting married over here so we’re trying to work them out. Will prolly have to go to the embassy for the marriage and then the ceremony at the Atlantis.

Where is For Real? I have a card I need to turn in. LOL

Swiss, how is the baby making going? You still practicing or putting in some real work?

In these times age should be the least of your concerns. However Hugh Hefner and Anna Nicole Smith really pushed the envelope. Yuck.

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
10:17 am

“What have I been missing in blogsville?”

Truth — There’s some new rules up in here… Some of us have been banned from the ol’ blog from time to time (and some of us find ways to sneak back in). Right now our buddy Me.lo is really on the outs… like Han Solo frozen in carbonite. (You can’t even say dude’s proper name on here) :lol: Wanna help with the rescue mission?

kimmie

January 5th, 2011
10:17 am

Leggs – SO’s birthday is 130. Imma play it too!

joe

January 5th, 2011
10:19 am

Question or the board…I’m 44 y.o.- never married, no kids. Since I desire a family some day, my question is how young is too young for me? Is a 30 y.o. or 35 y.o. considered age appropriate? Don’t think I’d want to date below age 30…still in those party it up years.

Honeybun

January 5th, 2011
10:20 am

Married, husband died in May, swore I would never marry again, got married that same December to our family friend I never even knew noticed me. This person had called 8 days after the funeral inviting me to go see the pandas at the zoo, had been listening and noticing that I loved the pandas. I thought he was being nice as well as family, neighbors, workers and the like but months later he told me he had loved me from the very time he first saw me (20 something years earlier) and just “waited.” He is 10 years younger than me and that has never come into play. We have also been married for 10 years now and making that trip to Vegas was one of the best things I ever did.

AmazonRed™ - Happy 100th "J5" Kappas!

January 5th, 2011
10:23 am

Joe brings up a good point…I guess I attract 40 year olds cuz I secretly hope they don’t want kids. Amazingly, the usually do (if they don’t have any already). I guess I don’t really see the appeal of having a newborn in your 40s. Sounds painful. :lol:

free2be

January 5th, 2011
10:24 am

Good morning! My parents are 10 years apart in age and it’s worked for 37 years.:) Personally, a ten year age difference is all i could do…..and that’s regarding an older guy. Younger I could do maybe a 3 year age difference max.

AmazonRed™ - Happy 100th "J5" Kappas!

January 5th, 2011
10:26 am

he told me he had loved me from the very time he first saw me (20 something years earlier) and just “waited.”

Waited for 20 years? I would have checked your late husband’s food for poison. :lol:

Just kidding. Nice story. Congrats to you!

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
10:26 am

@ARed ~ yes, I did. I’ve won $1500 in the past 3 weeks.

@kimmie ~ 310 is coming back, so is 329.

@joe ~ only you can answer how young is too young. As long as they’re legal and you have a lot in common, go with what you feel. Had to laugh at don’t want to date below age 30 since they’re still in their party it up years. That’s funny, cuz I’m still in my like to party it up years and I’m much older. That really tickled me.

kimmie

January 5th, 2011
10:28 am

Truth, I looked up Atlantis in Dubai, it is incredible. That view from the rooms is spectacular! And that spa!!!

PrincessNik

January 5th, 2011
10:29 am

Good Morning,

My dad was 16 years older than my mom and they were married for almost 30 years. I usually try to stick pretty close to my own age, between 3 years younger and 3 years older.

The Truth-You're all invited to my wedding-but it's going to be in Dubai

January 5th, 2011
10:29 am

Ared, don’t know how it happened. We were on a trip to Istanbul Turkey and after watching her I knew I had to make a power play. I always said she was the best gf I ever had and I plan on making her the best wife too. She has so many more dimensions than I gave her credit for. Rather I wasnt looking because I didnt want to get married. Now I plan on putting as much energy into my marriage as I did being single.

Hey Cool. Happy new year. Your fam still over this side?

Btw, whoever wins money you were my favorite blogger and I’m real happy for you. Don’t forget about me because I wont forget about you. :)

SexyCool

January 5th, 2011
10:33 am

Yep. My mom is *saying* that she is coming home in April. (I will believe it when I see it.)

My dad’s contract goes through August. So, it’s a possibility that both of them may be home before the end of the year….but I doubt it. They are really loving it over there.

o/t – House hunting is work. (I feel like I’m repeating myself. lol)

DJ Sniper

January 5th, 2011
10:34 am

I’ve never really been hung up on age. There’s a 7 year difference between me and my wife (I’m 34, she’s 27) but it’s never been a problem. Honestly speaking, I’m the youngest dude she had dated in a while. Her last two boyfriends were at least 10 years older than her. Her brother is the same way. He’s 24 and his wife is 36. They’ve been together for at least 3 years. When they first got together, we were like, “how did that happen?” lol They are great together though.

Kym

January 5th, 2011
10:36 am

@Leggs..how do you know what number will fall..don’t tell me you have the lotto atlas or bible?

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
10:37 am

Hello DJ Sniper….Truth comes on and the oldies come out! :lol:

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
10:37 am

Now I plan on putting as much energy into my marriage as I did being single.

Awww…congrats Truth!! :-)

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
10:39 am

Truth — RE: baby-making… We’re working with live rounds now, but so far no mini swiss-mocha swirl. We’ll see how it goes. Mrs. Swiss had to have some pretty massive fibroids removed over the summer (still not sure where she was hiding those suckers — they were HUGE), so there may still be issues w/ scar tissue, etc. We’re going to give it a year on our own & if that doesn’t work, we’ll probably start forking over $$ to a fertility doc…

(And just as a blog FYI… Yes, my little swimmers have been tested & are in tip-top shape, thank you very much — it ain’t me, got dammit!) :lol: :lol:

Mo (aka Moeisha)

January 5th, 2011
10:40 am

Truth – Congrats man!! Sooo happy for you!

Kym – I was about to say the same thing about Leggs!! winning everything!!

Mike P

January 5th, 2011
10:40 am

I seem to mostly attract much younger women. I’ve dated a woman 11 years younger than me and one 5 years older. I actually prefer dating women 7 to 10 years younger than me; it just seem natural to me.

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
10:41 am

@Kym ~ not at all. Never used any of those books. I pick numbers that mean something to me. 310 (your 130) is the exchange of one of my good friends phone number. 329 is my boss’ number and he irks me, 829 is lil leggs bday (hard number to catch), 371 was my favorite club in The Bronx, 282 is the address of the first house my mother bought, etc. Pick numbers that mean something to you and keep playing them.

Mo (aka Moeisha)

January 5th, 2011
10:42 am

Swiss – best of luck to you and the Mrs, however LMAO @ the disclaimer on your swimmers!

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
10:43 am

And, the infamous 129 (my bday)…it’s coming back as 921 (I betcha!)

The Truth-You're all invited to my wedding-but it's going to be in Dubai

January 5th, 2011
10:47 am

Swiss, if your swimmers dont have paddle its ok. We’re here for you. Watch out for those fertility drugs. You’ll be doing that octomom thing. Good luck with that. Glad the wife got that taken care of.

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
10:48 am

@Truth ~ If I keep this winning streak up, I’ll be able to afford a ticket and attend your wedding (LOLOLOL)!

DJ Sniper

January 5th, 2011
10:52 am

LOL@ Leggs!!!!!

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
10:54 am

Truth — Tell me about it… that (octomom) is my worst nightmare… :lol:

Mo — Yeah, that is a humiliating experience, walking out of that little room and everybody in the building know what you just did… :lol: Oh, and you best believe when we got those results back, I jumped up & did a little victory dance in front of Mrs. Swiss… “IN YA FACE! BOOM!” :lol:

Honeybun

January 5th, 2011
11:04 am

Amazonred- actually it was 27 years total from the time we first met…….

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
11:20 am

Willie Dynamite

January 5th, 2011
11:21 am

Morning All and Happy New Year,

Truth – Congrats and good to read you again. Hope all is well with you and the soon to be Fam.

Swiss – Sending a GodSpeed out to your lil troopers. Good Luck and enjoy the practice.

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
11:23 am

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
11:25 am

@WillieD ~ not sure if you’re aware, but you won the award for best moniker!

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
11:27 am

Thanks, Willie D — Yeah, when it comes to baby-making, I’m the anti-Allen Iverson. I loves me some PRACTICE:lol:

Sassy — Whew… I was starting to think we’d shut this M__ F__ down…

Kym

January 5th, 2011
11:29 am

Awww they caught Montel Williams with a pipe at the airport..he smokes that medicated…weed..they should have given him a pass.

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
11:36 am

I was starting to think we’d shut this M__ F__ down…

I got you Swissie…and I wish you and the Mrs. good luck on lil baby Swiss… Practice,practice and mo practice ;-)

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
11:36 am

“Windin’ your way down on Baker Street
Light in your head and dead on your feet
Well another crazy day
You’ll drink the night away
And forget about everything”

RIP Jerry Rafferty

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
11:40 am

I actually like that song, i’m swiss. I like Stuck in the Middle better.

R.I.P.

The Truth-You're all invited to my wedding-but it's going to be in Dubai

January 5th, 2011
11:45 am

Happy New Year WillieD. Hope you and yours have a great year.

Thanks Sassy.

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
11:53 am

Where is everyone…is there a conference going on???

PrincessNik

January 5th, 2011
11:57 am

Leggs

I’m here, maybe you should do a roll call ;) :lol:

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
12:00 pm

Seems like everyone stopped posting at the same time!

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
12:03 pm

Since we’re on the topic of age differences… perhaps some of the more… ahem… experienced blog ladies could answer a question that I for one am dying to know…

Is it true that women get hornier as they get into their 30’s, 40’s and onward? Please say yes… please say yes… please, please, please… :lol:

kimmie

January 5th, 2011
12:04 pm

Swiss – Yes :)

Mo (aka Moeisha)

January 5th, 2011
12:05 pm

Im still here, just got a lil busy for a sec…..calling all these daggone customers.

I am grateful for my job, i am grateful for my job

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
12:06 pm

@i’m swiss ~ let me answer that for you. It’s two-fold. If the older woman is getting some on a regular basis, yes, her libido becomes more heightened. If she’s not getting it on the regular, she learns to deal with that fact and not rush between the legs of any man showing her interest. How’s that for an answer? :lol: :lol:

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
12:09 pm

“How’s that for an answer?”

Nothing personal, Leggs, but I like kimmie’s answer better… ;-) :lol:

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
12:12 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: figured as much…cute!

Willie Dynamite

January 5th, 2011
12:12 pm

Leggs – huh, wasn’t aware but Thanks to whomever voted that thought I had a cool Moniker. Where are the awards posted so i can check them out and when was it decided? Guess I should actually check in more often.

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
12:13 pm

Age, difference 5 years or more in any direction is to much for me.

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
12:14 pm

Wille D — Since you couldn’t be here for the ceremony, Kanye West accepted the award on your behalf. And he’s gonna let you finish, but 2CPTG has one of the best monikers of all time…

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
12:16 pm

@WillieD ~ the winners were posted Monday at 2:16.

Celisea

January 5th, 2011
12:16 pm

…..and since WD decided to mention Vivica’s engagement today, someone just emailed a red carpet pics of her and him (and others). She REALLY need to stay away from the knife. She becoming dangerously close to becoming unrecognizable.

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
12:17 pm

No doubt, the results would have been different if more had voted! I agree, 2C has a cool moniker!

Celisea

January 5th, 2011
12:17 pm

“she’s”

Mo (aka Moeisha)

January 5th, 2011
12:22 pm

Leggs – well dayum, I need to check and see who won! I was out on monday!

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
12:23 pm

Is it true that women get hornier as they get into their 30’s, 40’s and onward?

Yes…

If she’s not getting it on the regular, she learns to deal with that fact and not rush between the legs of any man showing her interest.

True..true…well from what we’ve read recently all of us don’t learn but I digress…

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
12:26 pm

Leggs — I think we need to have multiple blog award shows — just like there’s the Oscars, Emmys, Golden Globes, People’s Choice, etc…

In that spirit, I’m announcing the first annual Swizzies. (The statue is a life sized bronzed depiction of The Matterhorn — ladies, it’s not just an award, it’s a companion for those lonely nights…)

Categories & nominees coming soon… ;-)

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
12:26 pm

Now, now, SassyMe!

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
12:26 pm

the results would have been different if more had voted!

:oops:

I should’ve voted..

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
12:27 pm

Alright Leggs..I won’t go there

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
12:29 pm

I wished more would have voted, but many opted not to play!

Delight23...loving the fresh start

January 5th, 2011
12:30 pm

“Toni Braxton may pose for Playboy”

:roll: Ugh! Somebody please find this twice-bankrupted chic a sponsor.

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
12:30 pm

The statue is a life sized bronzed depiction of The Matterhorn

So Swissie exactly how tall is this statue?

;-)

AmazonRed™ - Happy 100th "J5" Kappas!

January 5th, 2011
12:31 pm

Where is everyone…is there a conference going on???

Wednesday is always my “kill em with meetings” day.

Delight23...loving the fresh start

January 5th, 2011
12:32 pm

ladies, it’s not just an award, it’s a companion for those lonely nights…

Imma need to see the FDA seal on that. :|

Willie Dynamite

January 5th, 2011
12:33 pm

Hahaha well Thanks anyway, Those categories looked like it would have been fun to discuss openly. I too agree that I wouldv’e voted for 2Can on the moniker. I think the other awards were pretty close to being right.

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
12:33 pm

“So Swissie exactly how tall is this statue?”

Sassy — Tall enough to get the job done, let’s put it that way… ;-) :lol:

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
12:34 pm

“Imma need to see the FDA seal on that.”

Delight — It’s a replica Matterhorn — that means it’s been sanitized. :lol:

Delight23...loving the fresh start

January 5th, 2011
12:34 pm

So Swissie exactly how tall is this statue?

:lol: and er, how wide? Just for the sake of consistency…of course.

TenderRoni

January 5th, 2011
12:37 pm

@Swiss-Is it true that women get hornier as they get into their 30’s, 40’s and onward? Yesss,sigh!

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
12:37 pm

Tall enough to get the job done

That sounds like one of those PC Clinton-esque type answers…why you being vague…cause you for sho ain’t shy.

If you scared…say you scared :lol:

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
12:39 pm

and er, how wide?

!!!!!!

That’s what I’m talkig ’bout Delight…I need to know if it’s a magnum type of statue.

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
12:45 pm

Delight — It’s got some girth to it… you won’t be disappointed… :lol:

Okay, so the Swizzies work a little differently… the categories and nominees will be announced one at a time, and we’ll have an open blog debate to determine the winner then move onto the next category (see how this works perfectly for a slow blog day…?)…

Oh, and if you have write-in nominees, throw those out there, too…

So without further adieu… The first category is:

Best Recurring Theme in Blog Posts

And the nominees are:

abc — For “All women lie”

Stanley Steamer — For “Cats”

Me.lo — For “Polygamy”

Professor/Dirty D</strong — For "$60K"

DJ Sniper

January 5th, 2011
12:46 pm

*note to self: get subscription to Playboy*

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
12:47 pm

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
12:49 pm

Wait..so women get hornier as they get older? I’m in trouble.

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
12:51 pm

“Wait..so women get hornier as they get older? I’m in trouble.”

If you need some help there, Purple, the blog dudes (and somma these chics, too) are here for you… :lol:

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
12:52 pm

I Am, really left?

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
12:53 pm

I gotta cast my vote for Stanley Steamer on this one… pure hilarity…

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
12:58 pm

(and somma these chics, too)

:???:

Are you saying what I think you’re saying?…

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
12:58 pm

Swiss, thanks but no thanks. LOL I do not share.

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
12:59 pm

“Are you saying what I think you’re saying?…”

Sassy — If you think I’m saying there are some switch-hitting blog chics out there, then yes, I am. ;-) :lol:

DJ Sniper

January 5th, 2011
1:00 pm

The Truth-You're all invited to my wedding-but it's going to be in Dubai

January 5th, 2011
1:05 pm

Ok folks, have a great year. Will be in touch. Keep it up Swiss. LOL

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
1:05 pm

Switch hitting blog chics…is that a category…who are the nominees?

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
1:10 pm

there are some switch-hitting blog chics out there,

:shock:

Ooooh for real?…I didn’t know there was some ummm,errr, aaahh bread eating going on from/on both sides. :lol:

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
1:10 pm

Purple — Of course that’s a category… Do you not know me at all? :lol: But like “Best Picture” in the Oscars, we save the best Swizzie for last… :lol:

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
1:11 pm

is that a category…

Don’t start…

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
1:16 pm

Okay, not much voter turn out of the first category… I’ll discount my vote on this one, so…

In the category Best Recurring Theme in Blog Posts the Swizzie goes to:

abc for “All Women Lie”

Delight23...loving the fresh start

January 5th, 2011
1:16 pm

DJ Sniper: *note to self: get subscription to Playboy*

:D Please do. Then I won’t have to change the channel when her “Reality Show” comes on.

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
1:17 pm

Sassy, I have no vote on that one I just want to watch. LOL

Swiss I vote for abc as well

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
1:17 pm

Next category:

Best Recurring Blog Character

And the nominees are:

blue for “Fred”

Slim for “Slim’s CT”

For Real for “AA Dolphin”

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
1:18 pm

I’m thinking Slim’s CT should win this on in a landslide… but we’ll see… that’s my vote, anyway…

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
1:20 pm

Shucks, missed out on the first vote.

My vote is for Slim’s CT.

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
1:20 pm

Shucks, missed out on the first vote.

My vote is for Slim’s CT.

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
1:21 pm

I vote for Slim

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
1:21 pm

Leggs — we can have a re-count… what’s your vote?

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
1:21 pm

I just want to watch.

Really?!…who’d have thought :lol:

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
1:24 pm

My vote is the memorable Stanley Q!

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
1:26 pm

Leggs — Uh oh… we may have a tie in the first category… this could go all the way to the Supreme Court….

Looks like we may have a clear winner in the current category, though…

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
1:27 pm

If it goes all the way to the court, PoppaG will make the final determination!

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
1:27 pm

The Swizzie for Best Recurring Blog Character goes to:

Slim’s CT!

Unfortunately, Slim’s CT could not be with us today, so accepting the award on her behalf is The Grand Canyon. :lol:

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
1:30 pm

Honorable mention should be given to FRed cuz he came out of nowhere and put his wet nose on many WLB’s chests making them want to babysit him!

AmazonRed™ - Happy 100th "J5" Kappas!

January 5th, 2011
1:31 pm

Slim’s CT could not be with us today, so accepting the award on her behalf is The Grand Canyon

Lawd help. :lol:

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
1:31 pm

Stay alert, i’m swiss. Slim is coming after you! :lol:

SexyCool

January 5th, 2011
1:32 pm

For Real…..zzzziiiiiipppp!!!!

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
1:32 pm

LOL @ wet nose…yeah Fred was quite friendly…cute lil Pygmy pony…

SexyCool

January 5th, 2011
1:33 pm

Oh well….I’m a late voter….back into my meeting…

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
1:40 pm

Next category:

Most Entertaining Blog Banishment

And the nominees are:

Professor / Dirty D for “Angry, Crazy-Time Rant”

i’m swiss for “Dirty Mad-Libs”

Me.lo for “Pretty Much Everything He’s Ever Posted”

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
1:41 pm

I’m biased on this one, so I won’t vote. Really, it’s an honor just to be nominated… ;-)

BlackMagicWoman

January 5th, 2011
1:41 pm

Good afternoon people! I know I am on CPT. But I had to actually…dare I say it……WORK! :shock: :lol:

Let’s see…on topic…the only thing an old man can do is show me to a young one! I have said it time and time again. I can NOT do pubes that look like Christmas Tinsel. And ugh ( I just barfed a bit)….the 3rd trimester gut! Although I have seen some guys in their 30’s with guts. Come on man….stop lifting steaks and start lifting weights. Actually..do some cardio. I hate the guys who have big muscle arms and chest but got a gut too. Nah bruh…you can not use the diversion method on these Eagle Eyes. BMW sees all! :lol:

Trevor0529

January 5th, 2011
1:44 pm

I have to put my vote in for Me.lo

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
1:45 pm

BMW — Stick around… You’re nominated for some upcoming Swizzie categories… ;-)

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
1:45 pm

Most entertaining is Professor / Dirty D for “Angry, Crazy-Time Rant”

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
1:49 pm

Can I take back my vote, because the most entertaining part of that was the last part? If so, I’d like to cast my vote for i’m swiss.

AmazonRed™ - Happy 100th "J5" Kappas!

January 5th, 2011
1:49 pm

I can NOT do pubes that look like Christmas Tinsel.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Why are y’all doing this to me today??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
1:51 pm

To help you with your Wednesday conferences, ARed!

BlackMagicWoman

January 5th, 2011
1:51 pm

Hold up…is that you TRUTH? Hiya doin’???? Now what’s this I hear about you getting hitched??? Let me call a Pastor and see if Hell is having a snow day. Because this is a sign of the Apocalyse! :lol:
I’m just messing with ya man! Congrats to you and the future Mrs. Now…what color costume shall I wear to perform at your wedding reception? Do you prefer, veil, zills or fire? :lol:

SWISS…I had a catergory that should have been on the list: Blogger most likely to end up on “Snapped”! :lol:

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
1:52 pm

Most Entertaining Blog Banishment

I vote for he who shall not be named..

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
1:57 pm

Leggs — You can always change your vote — as long as you’re changing it to me;-) :lol:

BMW — Your category has been added to the evening’s festivities… ;-)

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
1:58 pm

Blogger most likely to end up on “Snapped”!

You ain’t right… :mrgreen:

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
1:59 pm

BMW — Care to send me your nominations for that one? :-)

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
2:01 pm

Yes, BMW, please announce the nominees for that category. :lol: :lol:

Willie Dynamite

January 5th, 2011
2:01 pm

The African Guy should get the lifetime achievement award. His banishment was a long time coming. The DD chick just snapped and it was quite entertaining to see her run out of bullets. I vote for the DD chick.

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
2:02 pm

@i’m swiss ~ it’s definitely a toss between you and your darker skinned brother. Both of you are creative…he’s just a little more crude that you! :wink:

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
2:05 pm

I believe we have a winner, and a well-deserved one at that…

The Swizzie for Most Entertaining Blog Banishment goes to:

Me.lo — for “Everything That’s Ever Come Out of His Mouth”

Congrats, my friend. We’ll hold the award for you until your zu.lu behind can find a way back from the wilderness… :lol:

Celisea

January 5th, 2011
2:11 pm

The DD chick just snapped and it was quite entertaining to see her run out of bullets. I vote for the DD chick

LOL…ya’ll otta quit. Ya’ll are funny….nobody cared to intervene and help that chick during her spazzing days. She had to get banned because of her psychosis and now she’s getting awards and royalties and stuff probably totaling more than her $60K threshold of what she considered low scale pay. It’s funny to read folks opinions now that she’s reading from behind the thick glass.

Celisea

January 5th, 2011
2:14 pm

Gheesh….I tried to vote for o.l.e.m

Celisea

January 5th, 2011
2:15 pm

What I was saying was….it’s a tie between Swiss and .o.l.e.m in the “nasty” category and a tie between ABC and Stanley for their anal-istic attitudes on “CATS” and “Women are born liars”

SlimNumeroUno

January 5th, 2011
2:17 pm

)Slim’s CT walking in with a limp yet still excited and surprised at her award…it begins to make a short speech) muff muff muf muf muf muffff muffff MFFF MFFF Mffffff Muff mfu :cry: :-D

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
2:18 pm

Next category:

Best Blog Quote

And the nominees are:

Purple for “I’m on a horse”

Me.lo for “Hot and wet mangrove swamp”

For Real for “ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP”

BMW for “Christmas Tinsel Pubes”

For Real

January 5th, 2011
2:19 pm

What up Blog Fam and Happy New Years!!!

Truth getting married?!?!?!

Who in the hell left the gate open?????

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
2:20 pm

Delight23...loving the fresh start

January 5th, 2011
2:22 pm

can NOT do pubes that look like Christmas Tinsel

8O Dang! How old are we talking?

For Real

January 5th, 2011
2:23 pm

Best Blog Quote Lifetime is Truth: “Selling old puddie at new puddie prices”

Delight23...loving the fresh start

January 5th, 2011
2:24 pm

She had to get banned because of her psychosis and now she’s getting awards and royalties and stuff probably totaling more than her $60K threshold of what she considered low scale pay.

:lol: I believe they call this reality tv. The wakos get paid to just be themselves, according to the script, for all to see.

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
2:24 pm

For Real — That’s a good one… write-in nominations are welcome, btw…

Delight23...loving the fresh start

January 5th, 2011
2:25 pm

“Hot and wet mangrove swamp”

Now that is just flat-out funty azz hell.

Kym

January 5th, 2011
2:25 pm

What in the world is going on in here? Another awards show?

For Real

January 5th, 2011
2:25 pm

Swiss: Ziiiiiiiip isn’t a quote, it’s a lifestyle.

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
2:26 pm

I’ve gotta go with my sista from another mista…BMW

Christmas tinsel looking pubes is just…eeewwwww. But the term itself is kinda funny…

Willie Dynamite

January 5th, 2011
2:30 pm

I’m voting 4Real. A classic that gets re-used over and over again without getting stale. Plus its only a great quote if others take it and use it.

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
2:31 pm

I vote for For Real, I to use ZIIIIP in conversation now.

Kym

January 5th, 2011
2:33 pm

I vote for BMW’s quote..not sure I know or wanna see Christmas tinsel pubes..but if they are shiny..well that makes them funny.

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
2:35 pm

LURK.ER needs an award for getting busted while using his split personality. YEAH!!!

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
2:35 pm

For Real — Good point. But mis-categorized or not, it’s still award-worthy… :lol:

SexyCool

January 5th, 2011
2:36 pm

I’m trying to work over here.
LMAO!!!

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
2:37 pm

For Real, you need to market some t-shirts

For Real

January 5th, 2011
2:38 pm

FR: Hey BMW you want to see my Xmas tinsel.

BMW: Ewwwww!!! You got Xmas tinsel?

FR: Ziiiipppppppp!

BMW: (While holding FR’s “Franks and Beans”) I don’t see any Xmas tinsel.

FR: Keep looking.

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
2:38 pm

I Am, I Am, where art thou I Am?

SexyCool

January 5th, 2011
2:39 pm

At bible study.

Celisea

January 5th, 2011
2:40 pm

LOLOLOL…ya’ll ain’t right

Willie Dynamite

January 5th, 2011
2:41 pm

now that was funny

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
2:41 pm

“For Real, you need to market some t-shirts”

Or a line of full-body zip-away jump suits…

Keep those votes coming — stiff competition for this one…

Kym

January 5th, 2011
2:41 pm

@SexyCool…gurl…LOL

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
2:42 pm

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
2:43 pm

:lol: SexyC — that’s cold. Funny as hell, but cold.. :lol:

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
2:43 pm

Goodness gracious you guys are on a roll.

BMW’s been talking about Christmas tinsel pubs forever. I think she will faint and get a concussion if she should ever actually see a pair. Glad to see she’s nominated for that phrase cuz it’s funny as all get out.

BlackMagicWoman

January 5th, 2011
2:43 pm

My votes are:

Blogger most likely to end up on “Snapped”! I nominate DD! :lol:

Best Blog Quote….. “Hot and wet mangrove swamp” (Since I can’t vote for myself)! :lol:

SexyCool

January 5th, 2011
2:44 pm

What I say?
(looking around innocently)

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
2:45 pm

I don’t want to state the obvious for most likely to wind up on Snapped, so I’ll go with the second runnerup = DD

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
2:46 pm

Bible Study, LOL

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
2:46 pm

From your darker skinned brother:

“Tell them they are crawzy but I appreciate it..if i ever make it back from the blog penitentiary,im penning a blog rap song futher enhancing my blog cred.”

BlackMagicWoman

January 5th, 2011
2:46 pm

SCOOL…. ooh now you know you are driving the express to hell for that one! :lol:

LEGGS…girl as if I need anymore concussions! :lol:

FOR REAL….I am gonna get you crazy boy! :lol: You and your skits, I tell ya! SMDH :lol:

kimmie

January 5th, 2011
2:47 pm

4Real – That Truth line in your 2:23 was a CLASSIC!!! LOL!!!

SexyCool

January 5th, 2011
2:47 pm

Actual Phone Conversation:

Me: Good Afternoon. Acme Industrial.
Dude Looking for Job: Ms. Cool, I’m sorry that I keep calling you and bothering you.
Me: Then stop calling.

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
2:48 pm

SexyCool, one line zingers!!

I don’t think DD would end up on snapped, we all know that she is wound up. Snapped should be someone who would do a complete 180 if they hear the wrong news. I vote for Raqi or Kimmie. LOL

SexyCool

January 5th, 2011
2:50 pm

I vote for that chick that was on a couple of weeks back who SAID she would kill the dude if she caught him cheating.

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
2:50 pm

GIVE US FREE!!

Let’s Ban the Blog tomorrow in support of the mangrove dweller

kimmie

January 5th, 2011
2:51 pm

Purple – That is one of my guilty pleasure shows!! LOL!!

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
2:51 pm

Sexy Cool, I missed that blogger, her name wasn’t Julia was it?

BlackMagicWoman

January 5th, 2011
2:52 pm

“Most Likely to Boil Your Bunny Rabbit”……..

“Most Likely to Have a Come to Jesus Moment in the near future”….

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
2:52 pm

kimmie, I knew you had that snap back on you. I mean snapped ability. LOL

Mo (aka Moeisha)

January 5th, 2011
2:52 pm

Okay so we are still discussing the new Swissie awards, LOL!

PR – LMAO! So wrong for that 2:48, lol

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
2:53 pm

Sexiest Hunk Olive Italian King of the Universe:
Nominees
Purple Rain

Willie Dynamite

January 5th, 2011
2:53 pm

Purp – I think you right. For the same reason I dont think BMW should win. Heyal for her it would be pre-meditated. I read a touch of Gangsta in Kimmie from time to time so ion think it would be snapped so much for her either. I second the Raqi nomination.

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
2:53 pm

Alright… this was a close one, but I believe we have a winner…

The Swizzie for Best Blog Quote goes to:

BMW for “Christmas Tinsel Pubes”

with a Lifetime Achievement Award to Truth for “old puddie at new puddie prices”

Stay tuned… the award we’ve all been waiting for is coming up…

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
2:55 pm

Mo, I bet Raqi or kimmie would be a hand full if someone really really betrayed their heart and hurt them to the core. LOL they would be killing mad. Im talking gasoline and matches. LOL

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
2:57 pm

Willie Dynamite, yeah Raqi. LOL I mean BMW, DD and kimmie ( a little) we know those girls are a click away from full on snapped anyway.

Leggs, where is my blog vest?

kimmie

January 5th, 2011
2:58 pm

Purple – I’ve had my heart betrayed before, so I’ve hardened to that. It would take something much more to make me go BAT CRAZY! Like mess with my kids, nieces & nephews or my grandmama. Or mess with my money!

Kym

January 5th, 2011
2:59 pm

@Swiss is that one of those tease lines..then there are like 20 awards before you get to the best award….also are dudes really gonna want a Matterhorn shaped award?

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
2:59 pm

“Most Likely to Have a Come to Jesus Moment in the near future”….

…while shouting FREEDOM AIN’T FREEE!!!

Hi.la.ri.ous :lol:

BlackMagicWoman

January 5th, 2011
3:00 pm

“I dont think BMW should win. Heyal for her it would be pre-meditated.”

Now WILLIE…you know you ain’t right! :lol:

Oh dayum…..did I just win? OMG….ok! First thing..I’d like to give a shout out to my boy JC…aka..Jesus Christ! I’d like to thank my mama and ‘em! Oh and Pookie and RoRo from Projects…how ya head up…your time in the Pen is almost up! I’m out…conichiwa b*tches……. :lol:

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:01 pm

kimmie, you are not nominated anymore you have crazy tendencies…so it is not a full snap.LOL

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
3:01 pm

Kym — No drawn-out teaser here (well, not when it comes to awards shows anyway)… the main event is coming right up… Oh, and the dudes can always say it’s a replica of their own… you know, to impress the ladies… ;-) :lol:

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:02 pm

I Am for the “Most likely to have a “cum” to Jesus Moment”

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:05 pm

@PR ~ I’m with you on DD not ending up on Snapped…it’s usually the sensitive ones who gave their all only to be blindsided by their husbands/love interests…DD would go hard and perhaps slice someone, but not kill them! :lol:

@PR ~ it has been mandated that everyone takes their blog vests home and don them with gunfire erupts…did you ever take yours home because I know you were issued one. Everyone in Blogsville has one.

Kym

January 5th, 2011
3:05 pm

@Swiss pretty sure if I walked in a dude’s house and he had a bronze “Matterhorn” on his self I am going to label him suspect…and ask him if he watches Glee.

Kym

January 5th, 2011
3:05 pm

Not self— shelf

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:06 pm

Leggs, If I am ever having women problems I am going to just arm myself with “kym”

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
3:07 pm

Drum roll please….

And now the moment we’ve all been waiting for (at least the blog dudes)…

The nominees for Best Fantasy Blog Lesbo Couple are:

BMW & ARed

Kym & kimmie

Slim and Slim’s CT (yes, Slim’s CT technically counts as a separate individual)

Mo & Sassy

Leggs & Raqi

(blue is not eligible as she has already freely confirmed her willingness — god bless her. You’re my girl, blue!!!)

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:08 pm

You guys hear about the homeless man with the golden vocalcords…the Cleveland Cavaliers just offered him a job!!!! He cleaned up very nicely.

Mo (aka Moeisha)

January 5th, 2011
3:09 pm

kimmie – ^^^^ 5 to you on this one….on going BAT CRAZY ‘Like mess with my kids, nieces & nephews or my grandmama. Or mess with my money!’ Add my siblings & parents to that count as well.

BMW – HILARITY!!!

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:10 pm

BAMMMMM, my brick caught the back of i’m swiss’ head!!!!

SexyCool

January 5th, 2011
3:10 pm

Leggs – saw that on GMA. I told TheDude that he would have a job before the day was over. And that all he has to do from this point on is keep himself off “that narcotic.”

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:10 pm

Swiss, yes I forgot that blue likes women too.

I would say the best Lesbo sesssion would be BMW and Amazon

I think Leggs and Raqi would be to passionate, BMW and Amazon we just be sweaty and grimey. :)

And everyone has already seen Slim and her CT so that’s an old show. LOL

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
3:11 pm

Swiss you’ve out-done yourself…

I read about that Leggs…good for him.

Trevor0529

January 5th, 2011
3:11 pm

@Swiss, that is a tough category. The competition is fierce. Decisions, decisions!!

:)

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:11 pm

Meaning they cleaned up his appearance nicely!!!

Mo (aka Moeisha)

January 5th, 2011
3:12 pm

Leggs – i just read that story about the homeless guy! His voice is amazing, he was MADE for an announcers job!

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:12 pm

I think Sassy and Raqi would be a good combo. I think they both are finger licking good. LOL

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:12 pm

If you look at him closely, he looks like a broke-down President Obama.

kimmie

January 5th, 2011
3:13 pm

Purple – Ain’t no way in H— I will end up on Snapped because everyone on that show had some problem with a dude. And no way will I end up on Snapped and ultimately in prison, over some dude, don’t care how bad he did me. Like I said, I’m real jaded at this age.LOL!!

Naw, if you see me on the news in handcuffs, it will be due to someone hurting my family or trying to mess with me or my money. Bet.

BlackMagicWoman

January 5th, 2011
3:14 pm

SWISS and PURPLE..OMG! You guys are just straight crazy! :lol: Sorry to ruin your fantasy…but I am allergic to carpet munching! I can not give or receive oral examinations from anyone NOT weilding a dind-a-ling! :lol:

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:15 pm

Snapped is Snapped regardless of the reason. We saw I Am snap yesterday, DD snap a few months ago. LOL

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:15 pm

BMW what if it’s landscaped and she has a strap on dong bong?

AmazonRed™ - Happy 100th "J5" Kappas!

January 5th, 2011
3:15 pm

BMW and Amazon we just be sweaty and grimey.

:evil: She’s a belly dancer and I’m a pole dancer! We’d shut down the internet! :lol:

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:16 pm

The use-to-be homeless guy is going to be on The Today Show tomorrow!

Trevor0529

January 5th, 2011
3:16 pm

I vote for Slim and Slim’s CT. I don’t want Leggs to throw a brick at my head.

:lol:

AmazonRed™ - Happy 100th "J5" Kappas!

January 5th, 2011
3:16 pm

I Am snapped yesterday? I missed it! Dang it! lol

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:16 pm

Amazon, I love you!

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:17 pm

I’ve been the 51st post for a mighty long time lately!!!! Any of you notice that???

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:17 pm

LOLOL, well not this time, LOLOL!

Kym

January 5th, 2011
3:17 pm

What the hell kind of awards show is this?… Sorry I decline nomination….I bow out..

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:18 pm

Trevor Leggs is to nice to throw a brick. LOL

Just to let you ladies know I have pleasured myself to thoughts of what I think you look like many times……before I got married. Just thought I would say that since we are sharing.

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:18 pm

Kym is a bully

kimmie

January 5th, 2011
3:20 pm

Yeah, that’s one catagory I can’t be nominated in, Swissy! I don’t roll that way!LOL!!!

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:20 pm

Scratch my post at 3:17.

@Trevor0529 ~ the nomination is out there…the fact that he said I would be too passionate made me wish I didn’t throw the brick (LOLOLOL).

BlackMagicWoman

January 5th, 2011
3:22 pm

ARED…girl….just drop the Mike and walk off! :lol: That was a good one!

PURPLE…it has to be a natural and connected to someone with the XY chromosomes!

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:22 pm

At least you are honest, PR. Nothing wrong with that!

SexyCool

January 5th, 2011
3:22 pm

I’m just wondering how the homeless dude had a Romey-Rome pimpalicious blow out on the side of the road…

And…er….um….is anybody *gone* fix his teeth?

Kym

January 5th, 2011
3:23 pm

@Purple Rain..who have I bullied? What are you talking about Minnesota Slim?

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:23 pm

Any other confessions????

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:23 pm

@SexyC ~ have you seen his after pic…I have it.

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:24 pm

Leggs, I am trying to think who I am having tonight. LOL I think I will interupt BMW and Amazo’s trist.

Black XX,XX,XY is fine with me :)

BlackMagicWoman

January 5th, 2011
3:25 pm

Correction..I meant to say drop the mic.
(See that is what I get for trying to work and blog…typo city today)

PURPLE…you trying to figure out what I look like? ;-)

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:25 pm

Kym, DD and all of the FalCants Fans LOL

SexyCool

January 5th, 2011
3:25 pm

That’s why I asked about the teeth.

Oh…and instead of giving him the OBreezy lookalike, I would have said Arnold Schwarzanagger. (Yeah, I know I didn’t spell it right.)

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:26 pm

Black, sure what do you look like?

Kym

January 5th, 2011
3:28 pm

@Purple..ohh see now you trying to get a kick to the family jewels..don’t you ever..for as long as you stay Italian..lump me in with Falcons fan..You must be high

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:28 pm

@PR ~ you ready for this she looks like…N…. M……

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
3:28 pm

C’mon now, ladies… being nominated for this particular Swizzie is the highest honor we blog dudes can bestow upon you…

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:29 pm

Kym I was saying you bullied the Falcants Fans

BlackMagicWoman

January 5th, 2011
3:29 pm

Well….I’m Black …yeah yeah…I know…a shocker! :lol: And the rest….you can as your cohorts who know me! :lol:

BlackMagicWoman

January 5th, 2011
3:29 pm

LEGGS..I am gonna get you! :lol: Everybody says that..ugh!

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:30 pm

Well my main info source is banned

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:30 pm

@Kym ~ he was yesterday. Perhaps there’s some residual affects.

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:32 pm

@BMW ~ I know they do! I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have put that out there, but you are very pretty!

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:33 pm

Ok, let all the wangs deflate!!!!

For Real

January 5th, 2011
3:37 pm

Purp?Willie D: I second Raqi. I can picture her talking about her sleep number and stabbing Mase that many times all while wondering what she gon cook for dinner.

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
3:38 pm

“Ok, let all the wangs deflate!!!”

Not yet… almost there… keep going… you are amazing… you are so beautiful and have intelligent things to say… faster… that’s it…

Here is some cab fare. Now going to sleep mode.

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:39 pm

What is n..m. nude mexican?

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
3:40 pm

Anyone have a rag I’ve made a mess

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:40 pm

No, N…W… stands for Nelly Wilcox.

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:41 pm

Just use the cuff of your pants that’s at the bottom of your feet! :lol: :lol:

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:42 pm

She’s a news broadcaster on WXIA.

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
3:48 pm

Sorry, Nelly Milcox…I can’t type.

For Real

January 5th, 2011
3:52 pm

Dayum I guess I should have refreshed first but I have a write in:

Do away with couple cause lesbians will not be constrained by some male perspective of what lesbianism is and then add Slim and Mo to Ared and BMW and add my sister For Realla Un-butttttttton.

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
4:03 pm

SexyCool

January 5th, 2011
4:06 pm

Oh…and thanks to Ted Williams, I am now going to be wondering whether all Announcer Guys favor a crackish looking RomeyRome-OBreezy-Terminator.

I’ll be bach!

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
4:11 pm

Dang, you guys scattered like roaches when the lights are turned on!

BlackMagicWoman

January 5th, 2011
4:15 pm

Thank you Leggs! :lol:

PURPLE…you so Nasty! :shock: :lol:

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
4:16 pm

being nominated for this particular Swizzie is the highest honor we blog dudes can bestow upon you…

Wahtever man…I’ll make sure I’m a no show that night :lol:

I can picture her talking about her sleep number and stabbing Mase that many times all while wondering what she gon cook for dinner.

Y’all craaazy!!

This weather is aggravating my condition :???:

SlimNumeroUno

January 5th, 2011
4:17 pm

‘And everyone has already seen Slim and her CT so that’s an old show’

Purp – You better be glad my computer keeps blacking out. You’re real close to getting on my backside. :evil: The CT is sort of like Black Foot or the Lochness Monster. Folks have heard about it, but never actually seen it. Anyone in blogsville seen the CT, please stand up. (in my Eminem voice)

Mo (aka Moeisha)

January 5th, 2011
4:20 pm

What is with the Lesbian fantasies going on and can I not be involved??? I am quite a few things but Cat Burglar/Coochie Crook I am NOT!

SCool – I had to laugh when you mentioned dude’s hair cause it was blowing in the wind at first. Now if they can fix that grill…….

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
4:20 pm

You’re real close to getting on my backside.

SlimNu don’t feed the animals gurl…that’s probably where he’d want to be. ;-)

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
4:22 pm

What is with the Lesbian fantasies going on

Naturally one of the men thought of it…ain’t too hard to guess who.

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
4:24 pm

lol
Spank me slim

SexyCool

January 5th, 2011
4:30 pm

Random Thought – The best thing about being with TheDude is that all of what being in love feels like is anchored in a sense of security.

SlimNumeroUno

January 5th, 2011
4:31 pm

Sassy Me – Yeah even in my seriousness I’m a skrait fool.

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
4:32 pm

Slim – Just so you know, I voted for your and that sexy CT of yours… ;-) :lol:

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
4:33 pm

oops “you and that CT of yours…”

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
4:39 pm

Slim you mad at me?

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
4:40 pm

i'm swiss™ (grasping at straws to get in them draws)

January 5th, 2011
4:40 pm

SlimNumeroUno

January 5th, 2011
4:43 pm

swiss – awwww, you’re too kind (Slim)
awww, you are my sweetie (Slim’s CT) ;-)

Purple – Hmph!

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
4:44 pm

What have you done Swiss?…I think you really did clear this M_____F_____

out this time :-)

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
4:47 pm

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
4:48 pm

Alright I’ve gotta go run off some of this cloudy/rainy, baby makin weather, ooh I wanna backslide tonight pressure. I hear a treadmill wanting me and I must answer. Today was loads of fun…thanks blog familia…especially you Swissie.

Hasta manana!!

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
4:50 pm

Hey where is the female blogger that was a single parent in school or a teacher. Was ldy j her name?

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
4:51 pm

Yes, Lady J is her name.

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
4:53 pm

Sassy give me a hug. Lol

Purple Rain

January 5th, 2011
4:55 pm

Where is she?

Sassy Me :-)

January 5th, 2011
4:55 pm

give me a hug.

No…you might try to hunch my leg or suggest we read the Good Book together…

Okay bye errbody.

AmazonRed™ - Happy 100th "J5" Kappas!

January 5th, 2011
4:56 pm

Night all. I’d say “see ya tomorrow” but I think I might be showing up in a few dreams tonight! :lol:

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
4:57 pm

She gets on the blog every so often.

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
4:58 pm

Good one, ARed!

Leggs

January 5th, 2011
4:59 pm

Good night!!

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