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Dating: Do we still need the chase?

You can predict how some conversations about love and sex will unfold among a group of men and women. Not unlike the discussions we have on the Misadventures in Atlanta blog, you realize how differently men and women think.

I think that seeing different perspectives can be quite enlightening though! Some of the best revelations I’ve had about men have come from talking to men about men.

I remember a group of us were having dinner to celebrate one of our friend’s birthday. That evening turned into what we called The Great Chase Debate of 2010 because we ended up having a heated debate about chasing and pursuing someone you are interested in. I was surprised to hear the women say men in Atlanta don’t pursue them.

A few of the men admitted that they really don’t “chase” women all that much. One of the guys even said that a lot of women in Atlanta make it super easy for them em> not to chase.

Interestingly enough, the argument got most heated when we debated whether “modern day” dating scene even had a need for pursuing a chase. How often do you see men persistent about getting a woman to go out with them?

Do women still want to play hard to get? Are men interested in chasing and pursuing women?

What do you guys think? Has the way men pursue women changed all that much?

By Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta Blog

452 comments Add your comment

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
8:10 am

HAPPY NEW YEAR YALL & WELCOME BACK TO reality.

As far as dating goes, all the game playing, maneuvering etc is exhausting, tiring and getting OLD!! We need to go back to the days of simple dating….do you like me? Check YES or NO Sheesh!

Notrunning

January 3rd, 2011
8:47 am

I don’t chase. My thought is that if someone wants to be with you, they will. No matter how busy a woman is if she is into you she will make time to be together. I, in turn, will do the same. In fact, if a woman is into the chasing thing then I am more likely to not chase.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
8:49 am

Happy New Year everyone! Hope everyone had a nice holiday!

One of the guys even said that a lot of women in Atlanta make it super easy for them em not to chase.

That sums it all up right there. There are men who chase, but often chicks are so thirsty, there is no need. So when they meet a woman with standards, they forget how to act. Some of em catch a clue before it’s too late though. But it’s definitely not my grandparents generation anymore… he got the girl even when she told him she was engaged to someone else!

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
8:51 am

(Slim now running around streaking with the music blasting over the loudspeaker, drinking leftover champagne from New Years, since apparently she is the only one here)

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
8:55 am

Learn to hit that “refresh” button Slim. You have company. But uh…have you been working out? :lol:

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
8:57 am

(Slim now grabbing a coaster to hide her goodies but the CT is still showing)

umm…errrr….Happy New Year, Ared? :oops: Uh, you mind passing me my shirt o’er yonder, thanks

Sacajawea

January 3rd, 2011
9:00 am

Good Morning!
Unfortunately for many men, it seems as if the Desire is in the Pursuit! It takes a mature and ready heart to be satisfied once the chase is over.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
9:06 am

:lol: @ Slim. Yeah, I’m not usually blogging this early, but heck, the job gave me this break without hitting my PTO days, so the least I could do was show up on time this morning. :lol:

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
9:11 am

Aww look at cha Ared, trying to get off to a nice start and all. So what did you get into for NYE’s, if you don’t mind me asking?

Simple Man!!!! Refreshed and Ready!

January 3rd, 2011
9:18 am

Happy New year Peeps!!

Hope everyone had a safe and Happy holiday season!

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
9:18 am

Morning, Ladies….

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
9:18 am

and, Simple Man…

Chelle

January 3rd, 2011
9:20 am

HAPPY NEW YEAR BLOGGERS…I don’t play ‘hard to get’ I just don’t ‘SETTLE’ have a great day bloggers :)

Chelle

January 3rd, 2011
9:22 am

We must remember that some MEN enjoy being ‘chased & pursued’ also

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
9:27 am

‘It takes a mature and ready heart to be satisfied once the chase is over.’

Worth repeating….seems we’re turning into a people who find more joy in chasing the rainbow than working to create and maintain their own.

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
9:38 am

2C – Howdy honey bun…how goes it?

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
9:39 am

:lol: Yeah… at least I made the effort. I’ll start rolling in around 9 next week I’m sure. :oops:

New Years Eve, went to the early service at church then rang the New Year in with a friend. We sat on his deck around the fire pit and had drinks and cigars and a champagne toast at midnight. The weather was perfect.

How bout you?

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
9:43 am

We must remember that some MEN enjoy being ‘chased & pursued’ also

Yuck.

abc

January 3rd, 2011
9:48 am

If a person doesn’t pursue you, it’s because they’re not all that interested. Otherwise, it’s just fun and games, nothing to do with a serious relationship.

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
9:50 am

Ared – ooooh you smoka da cigar eh? Sounds like a pretty cool laid back way to bring in the New Year…peacefully. Um, a friend of mine had tickets to Uptown but decided to hit up church instead. So me and the dude went to that then opted to spend the rest of the eve with a bottle of champagne back at the house. ;-)

Sassy Me...Onward and Upward :-)

January 3rd, 2011
9:50 am

We must remember that some MEN enjoy being ‘chased & pursued’ also

:???:

I’d like to hear what the men folk have to say about this..

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
9:54 am

Slim – I’m not a cigar smoker at all! I told him that, but I also told him I’d at least try it, it was probably my 3rd time. Got a few laughs from my inexperience.

Yeah, I got a last minute ticket to the Sol Fusion party at the JW Marriott but decided to pass. Glad I did. ;)

My whole break was super chilled, laid back and relaxing. I’m glad I decided to stay in town. I got all my NY superstitions out the way, had my greens and black eyed peas and had a man cross my threshold first.

Glad you and the dude had a chill time too. The couple that prays together… ;)

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
10:01 am

Good morning and HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE.

I will second Chelle’s comment at 9:20.

Went to annual crab boil on New Year’s day and had a blast. Interesting watching the menfolk there focus on one drunk woman. She was cute and sexy, but drunk. They didn’t care! SMDH!

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
10:04 am

Ared – blog monster on it this morning ….dagnabit, I said the Ri di cu lous word…ooops

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
10:06 am

What I had said was….we wanted to see Chris Tucker at the Fox but to pay $95 a ticket plus all the fees just for a comedy show, seemed a bit extreme. Plus someone I know that went, said it was mediocre at best so I’m glad we didn’t waste money on that.

‘The couple that prays together…’ I almost said something else but I think i’ll keep that to myself this time… :oops: :mrgreen: :evil: ;-)

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
10:15 am

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
10:25 am

‘The couple that prays together…’ I almost said something else but I think i’ll keep that to myself this time…

:lol: I can only imagine!!!

BlackMagicWoman

January 3rd, 2011
10:27 am

Happy New Year Folks. I spent my first one in ATL. Now I am back in the Bigg Apple on the grind!

“There are men who chase, but often chicks are so thirsty, there is no need. So when they meet a woman with standards, they forget how to act.”

ARED….I cosign that to the 10th power chica.

Um…I was at Sol Fusion…you should have come! Usually I am in Black. But I decided to bring the new year in a happy color. I was “Pretty in Pink”! :lol: And to hide my knee brace (due to my torn meniscus) I wore these fierce Hoot Pink suede thigh high boots I got from over seas!

Now….Tuesday the new Teen Mom starts. Shall I expect you to kick off our TrainWreck TV panels? :lol: The holidays with the reruns of our shows have halted our disscusions.

BlackMagicWoman

January 3rd, 2011
10:29 am

Oh dayum…I am losing it…I meant to “hot” not Hoot. I’m still detoxing…don’t judge me! :lol:

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
10:34 am

BMW – Sorry I missed you while you were here. I asked Page what y’all were up to and she just said you were gonna be “at the club” :lol: Yeah, the Sol Fusion ticket would have been free, but then it meant I would have to kiss a random at midnight! :lol:

I will wait for the pics, pink lady!

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
10:34 am

BMW – TrainWreckTV has already sort of started….What Chilli Wants premiered last night…and also on BBall Wives, that chick and her supposed to be hubby had ‘the talk’. He just asks like he really could care less about her or if they stayed married or not. She threatend divorce and he said ok, then she back tracks tombout, well…we can talk about it. :lol: (And not sure if anyone else noticed it, but dude looked like he just got back from a fantabulous vacation lol)

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
10:35 am

Tuesday the new Teen Mom starts. Shall I expect you to kick off our TrainWreck TV panels?

Oh…and DO YOU REALLY EVEN HAVE TO ASK!!! It’s no coincidence they picked the 4 girls who had the most HOT MESS stories to follow. Girl, you better be there for every episode!!!

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
10:35 am

Tuesday the new Teen Mom starts. Shall I expect you to kick off our TrainWreck TV panels?

Oh…and DO YOU REALLY EVEN HAVE TO ASK!!! It’s no coincidence they picked the 4 girls who had the most HOT MESS stories to follow. Girl, you better be there for every episode!!!

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
10:39 am

TrainWreckTV has already sort of started….

As long as Real Housewives is playing…we’ll always have TrainWreck TV!

As my friend said yesterday: “We already know what Chilli wants…she wants Floyd Mayweather, so why is this show even on TV?” :lol:

Basketball Wives…Evelyn needs some anger management! I think Jennifer really wants her marriage to work, but dude is not giving her ANYthing to work with. Them pressing Royce’s dude about “if he made her hips spread yet” was just gross.

Sassy Me...Onward and Upward :-)

January 3rd, 2011
10:43 am

(And not sure if anyone else noticed it, but dude looked like he just got back from a fantabulous vacation lol)

OKAY?! And he ain’t even cute…AT ALL…not even a teeny tiny bit. He looks like he should’ve had an orthodontic intervention some time ago. He doesn’t care if they stay married or not and I don’t know why Jennifer is acting so blind to the obvious.

What Chilli Wants premiered last night…

What does she want?…she may be her own worse enemy when it comes to love…

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
10:44 am

@ARed ~ Evelyn doesn’t sugar coat one damn thing. However, she needs to lighten up on Suzi. It’s done. Stop harping on it.

@SlimNU ~ JabberJaws wife is emotionally unavailable. In one fell swoop she went from talking about the divorce to “we can take it one day at a time.” He and I both said at the same time, “no need for one day at a time.” They do not have a marriage. It’s just status for her. They’re not even sexing each other! WHAT!!!!! Well, he’s not sexing HER!

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
10:45 am

OKAY?! And he ain’t even cute…AT ALL…not even a teeny tiny bit. He looks like he should’ve had an orthodontic intervention some time ago

My one friend said it looks like he could bite through a chain linked fence. :lol:

Sassy Me...Onward and Upward :-)

January 3rd, 2011
10:46 am

Them pressing Royce’s dude about “if he made her hips spread yet” was just gross.

Royce isn’t exactly the epitome of tact either…but those chicks wantin to know all of that crossed the line I think.

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
10:47 am

Housewives of ATL must’ve taken a holiday hiatus since a new one didn’t come on last night.

Chilli Soooooo wants Floyd but I think he doesn’t want to necesarily try to keep up with her demands. That’s like accepting a fight of a person who you KNOW will kick your arse. :lol: It was funny how he kept ignoring her serious questions and he knows dayum well what he’s doing. Their situation is sort of in line with the topic…he knows she wants him…she tries to play it cool but even she herself admitted how he can come back with something sweet to “open her back up”. lol She let’s him get away with way more than she does any new dude she attempts to go out with.

Evelyn needs to go somewhere to sit down and i can’t wait to see Tammi and her get into it. Tammi is skrait hood ;-)

Jennifer is in denial….she is always by herself and as long as they’ve existed on that level, he isn’t planning to change…why would he. It’s not like they have kids together. Guess in the world of athletes, that’s where Jen messed up. Should’ve popped out a few by now..heyal it’s been 3yrs! lol

Pressing Royce’s dude about their bedroom activities was TACKY! Who does that?! They all just seem bitter as heyal. ANd I wonder why ole girl and her dude didn’t get married. Seems a bit strange to me

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
10:48 am

Yeah, you know your marriage is doomed when you question ON YOUR HONEYMOON if you did the right thing. Surprised she’s still there 3 years later. They should really get some counseling. I think he actually may love her, but he’s testing her.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
10:53 am

Slim – Yeah, Housewives is on hiatus til next week, I think.

Floyd’s wack game is so transparent I feel embarrassed that Chilli is 39 and still doesn’t get it.

Shaunie went IN on Gloria. She tried to keep it soooo classy last season. :lol: I thought Gloria was hella smug too though. Of course Matt isn’t pressed to marry her, they have kids, she’s not leaving…why should he??? Her sister’s situation with Gilbert Arenas is super crazy right now too.

Sassy Me...Onward and Upward :-)

January 3rd, 2011
10:55 am

he knows she wants him…she tries to play it cool but even she herself admitted how he can come back with something sweet to “open her back up”.

Yep and after the last time when he stood her up…on NATIONAL tv dude went and bought her a pair of 14,000 earings and ta daaa they’re cool again…she’s playing herself with him. She even defended him when they started talking about his domestic abuse case(s)…boi stooop.

BlackMagicWoman

January 3rd, 2011
10:55 am

SLIM….girl I watched both shows. I was like…OMG Chilli’s GYN is my GYN! Go Figure! :shock: I know….TMGDI right? :lol:

As far as B-ball Wives…I was like dayum, dude don’t give a rat’s a$$ about ole girl! He just got back from a vacay with his side piece(s). She is pretty…why does she deal with his mo-fugly goat looking a$$ is beyond me! :lol:
And Susie as a journalist…trick please..just like Evelyn said, “B*tch you can’t even speak!” I was on the floor with that one! :shock:

LEGGS..you know Evelyn is a NY’er! She says what she feels. But I agree she is beating a dead horse. She had said her piece…not just say nothing to Susie when she sees her would be more becoming.

ARED…girl you know I loves me some TrainWreck TV. Hene the reason I coined the term. It is like a train wreck…you know you should watch something so horrible. But you just can’t tear your eyes away! :lol:

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
10:56 am

Leggs – what tripped me out about Jabberjaws (great name by the way lol) was when she was saying how she isn’t happy and quickly he said well get out of the situation because I’M GOOD…what!!! Are you kidding me…if that wasn’t a slap in the face, I don’t know what then. He’s good because he is and has been doing whatever the heyal he wants. He didn’t even come home the previous day when he said he was, nor answered her calls or texts. Guess him and the sideline chick decided to stay an extra day on the beach…walking in with his flip flops. LOL!

‘My one friend said it looks like he could bite through a chain linked fence’

Ared – You need to grab the windex & paper towels…my screen is covered in spat out coffee :lol: :lol: So if he was in one of the Saw movies, he would have no problem chewing through his own arm to escape? Lmao!

Speaking of Royce, what kind of friends sets you up and leads the dogs to you. She told the pack where she would be…and I don’t blame Suzi for not wanting to attend their functions because she already knows it’s going to turn into her getting cursed out. Evelyn needs to go sit down and burn that wack azz wedding dress. I’m glad for her sake she didn’t have to end up wearing that. :lol:

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
10:57 am

why does she deal with his mo-fugly goat looking a$$ is beyond me!

:lol:

Cuz she still has access to his bank account. :lol:

It’s cold game that he just doesn’t pick up the phone or return her calls.

Sassy Me...Onward and Upward :-)

January 3rd, 2011
10:58 am

Her sister’s situation with Gilbert Arenas is super crazy right now too.

They broke up a few weeks ago…it was one of those thigs that made you go :???: when you heard about it.

Shaunie went H.A.A.M on Gloria…and Royce set it all up.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
11:00 am

@Sassy – Yeah, they did break up…but she’s pregnant with child #4! And they got engaged and never got married either!

That baby could be Shaq’s… :lol:

THE INFAMOUS DK

January 3rd, 2011
11:01 am

Happy New Year!!!!!!! The Infamous one sends you a great year to you and yours.. Theres no need for a chase.. If ya’ll like each other.. Get to know each other..

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
11:03 am

Evelyn needs to go sit down and burn that wack azz wedding dress

That dress was horrendous. And since it’s still sitting at the shop, it’s probably not even paid for. :lol: She needs to fall back on even going in there!

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
11:03 am

‘Her sister’s situation with Gilbert Arenas is super crazy right now too.’

Ared – I haven’t heard about that…what’s the 411 on that situation? (And is this the same sister accused of messing with Shaq?)

Sassy – As hard as Chilli is on the guys she dates, I’m surprised being stood up AND his domestic violence case hasn’t caused her to drop it altogether. When it comes to someone you REALLY like, guess they get a hall pass for your usual Dealbreakers.

BMW – Daaaaang, you must have a celeb CT…doctor all on tv and ish. :lol:

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
11:06 am

‘She needs to fall back on even going in there!’

Ared – Well she is trying to save face by talking about having it made into a freakum dress. lol

I think Royce is attractive but I couldn’t stop staring at those two zits on her forehead. :lol: I’m sorry, lawd forgive me this morning hehehehehe

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
11:09 am

@SlimNU ~ when she came out in that wedding dress, I literally gasped. No doubt beauty in everything is in the eye of the beholder. Glad they’re going to make a “freakum dress out of it.” And, if my husband told me to do something about the “situation” because he’s good, I would walked to the phone right then and there and called my lawyer! He looked around told her she could have that place. I laughed because it didn’t appear to be a very warm, inviting home.

@BMW ~ yes, she’s a NYer but she’s crass as well….it will definitely be interesting if she and Tami went head to head, cuz that chick is straight up HOOD! I thought it nice she met with the current wife though. Had to rewind twice when he apologized to her and she teared up. She desperatly needed that closure. Her head/heart is now in a better place. Boy she looks like she can spit nails once she gets riled up.

@ARed ~ Jabberjaws said something interesting during that silly talk they had. He told her she’s probably still in this because she may look at as a sign of “failure” if she ends this marriage. She’s harping on the effects the divorce had on her marriage and is pretty determined to not have that happen to her. Ok, no divorce, so you just finish living your life with this man with no happiness, no connection, no concern or respect for each other. Alrighty then.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
11:09 am

Ared – I haven’t heard about that…what’s the 411 on that situation? (And is this the same sister accused of messing with Shaq?)

Slim – Her story got picked up by the Washington post! But yes, she’s the one accused of messing with Shaq. She’s 4 months pregnant and hasn’t heard from Gilbert all of December, leaving her with no money to purchase food or Christmas gifts. :?

Of course, this is why he proposed to begin with: “I’ve done kicked her out of my house almost every weekend, yet she’s still here and she still believes in me”

How touching :?

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
11:10 am

BMW – Daaaaang, you must have a celeb CT…doctor all on tv and ish

:lol:

White male gyno…can’t do it! :oops: He must be good tho. :lol:

Sassy Me...Onward and Upward :-)

January 3rd, 2011
11:10 am

When it comes to someone you REALLY like, guess they get a hall pass for your usual Dealbreakers.

Yes it’s quite obvious when she looks at him that she likes him…they’ve got some killer chemistry going on and that’s hard to fight… She is tryna play it cool but it’s not really a good look for her at all b/c had it been someone else they would’ve been gone with the quickness and Mr. Money Man knows it…he’s gotta know.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
11:11 am

He looked around told her she could have that place. I laughed because it didn’t appear to be a very warm, inviting home.

Leggs – I noticed that too. He looked around like the Miami condo was a cardboard box. I hope Jennifer bleeds him dry. He’s just being so mean.

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
11:12 am

BTW, I think I heard Evelyn say her friends calls him “Jabberjaws” behind his back or something like that. If not, then I made up the name cuz that’s what I see with those thick lips and all those teef….he could care less about her.

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
11:15 am

:lol: :lol: We definitely won’t get the men to come on if we keep talking about trainwreck TV! :lol: :lol:

But, another point, it was funny watching Evelyn, Jennifer, Shauni try to shove Gloria’s words back down her throat. But, Royce shouldn’t have ambush Suzie like that even if the main target was Gloria.

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
11:16 am

Leggs – In regards to when he said she could have that place…he said it like it was a place in the projects or something..Like you can have THIS place….looks like one of those places where you pay too much only because it has an ocean view but ain’t worth a dime outside of that. lol And how does he point out the fact she goes out with her friends all the time when he is NEVER anywhere with her? smh

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
11:18 am

Good morning all!! Hope you had a safe and fun holiday season. Looking forward to a fabulous new year!

As for the topic, I am of the opinion that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Every time you turn around, there is talk of there being no need for the customs that have been observed forever. No need for marriage, some men expect women to do the asking out, the calling, no saving yourself until you get to know someone. Now we’re saying no need for a man to pursue. But funny, it seem relationships between men & women are not getting better. Everyone is confused. The “natural” order of things has taken a nosedive. I think alot of people, especially men, use the new dating “rules” to their convinience. They lay back in the cut to get things fast and easy, but when THE ONE shows up that knows her worth, all bets are off. They either fall in line and step to her correct or go on to the next easy target.

Bottom line, I prefer a man take the natural lead and pursue me. That’s how it worked with my fiance’, but everyone has to do what works for them.

And I get so sick of this “women in Atlanta” mess. Come on! Like the A corners the market on bad behavior – this goes on everywhere! You are who you are, so don’t blame being in the A for your poor choices.

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
11:19 am

Happy 2011, everybody! Hope you all had a great holiday…

“OMG Chilli’s GYN is my GYN!”

BMW — You do realize that this means that, technically, you & Chilli have touched puddys (via proxy). :lol:

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
11:19 am

A man knows what he values and when it comes to a woman he wants he will move a mountain to get her. Now a woman can have her own standards that she may be judging his pursuit on…but if that man wants that woman he will do what it takes to get her. As far as a woman “chasing me” A woman can make herself available to me so that I take notice and then if I feel the same way I will take over the courting ritual as long as she is acceptable to it. But a woman flat out chasing and pursuing me….I would not like that at all.

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
11:21 am

A woman can make herself available to me so that I take notice and then if I feel the same way I will take over the courting ritual as long as she is acceptable to it.

Purple – Exactly! This is me all the way.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
11:22 am

kimmie, I SEE YOU GOT ENGAGED AND I’M SO SUPER HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You prob already told the story but I wanna hear how he did it. Did he incorporate the kids?

BlackMagicWoman

January 3rd, 2011
11:25 am

SLIM….Celeb CT???? :lol: Girl you are so friggin’ crazy!
Well Gloria’s sister (IBM…Instant Baby Maker) is knocked up with his “4th” child. And she has been his fiance for a while. No marriage but the babies keep on coming. Now he has dumped her and his kids. I do not feel bad for her. You do not keep popping out babies and you aer not married to that man!

NY2GA

January 3rd, 2011
11:29 am

Kimmie – Your 11:18, tell’em how you really feel. I am from NY and I can tell you it’s not an Atlanta thing. Some women in NY make it easy, just like every other city (Miami and LA included).

Personally, I have no preference. I like to pursue the women and I definitely like it if a woman lets me know she is interested … Nothing wrong with that… I see it as a win/win!!!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
11:30 am

kimmie, got engaged? First I was like :( then I was like :)

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
11:30 am

I do not feel bad for her. You do not keep popping out babies and you aer not married to that man!

Sad but true. He’s dogged her out their whole relationship. They had a very messy paternity battle. They break up, then reconcile long enough to get pregnant again. Do better.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
11:31 am

Purple Rain – Why was your married behind :(

:lol:

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
11:31 am

Amred – Thanks!

Actually I did not tell the story to the blog yet, but it was very sweet:

I was in the kitchen cooking on Christmas eve. He & his son & daughter were in the basement playing. He sent his son up to tell me to come down because he wanted to show me something. I said okay. When I came down the stairs, all 3 were at the foot of the stairs. He said “Will you marry us?”. He put the ring on my finger, he picked it out and it was just the kind of ring I wanted! I screamed, then said yes, then cried a little, then kissed and hugged them all!

My family is especially excited. I am sort of in a daze, it’s all a little unreal, but very nice. My coworkers are happy for me too.

He has a 21 year old daughter and she got engaged on Christmas too. She was very excited too.

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
11:35 am

kimmie – awwwwww, well Congrats!!!!!

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
11:35 am

kimmie – That was super sweet! I love how he made the kids part of the process.

Maybe you guys can have a double wedding with his daughter! :lol:

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
11:39 am

Amred – We’re going to Vegas. I leave all that big wedding stuff to the youngsters! :lol:

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
11:39 am

Congrats, kimmie!!

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
11:40 am

Thanks Slim!

Purple – :lol:

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
11:40 am

By the way, if you need a male skripper for your bachelorette party, I’ll give you my card… :lol:

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
11:40 am

Thank u swiss!

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
11:43 am

swiss – So what wardrobe/costume options do you…oops I mean your service offer? :mrgreen:

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
11:44 am

@i’m swiss ~ I know kimmie, and if you give her that card she’s going to burn it in the incinerator.

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
11:46 am

““Will you marry us?”.”

Now that’s whats up!!! Kudos again, Kimmie!!! I tell ya, underneath all this armor, I’m sucha sap!

BlackMagicWoman

January 3rd, 2011
11:46 am

KIMMIE,..that is too sweet! So are you going to get hitched in Vegas before his daughter’s nuptials?

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
11:48 am

Slim — I’ll take off wear any costume you like… :lol:

“…if you give her that card she’s going to burn it in the incinerator.”

Well d@mn, Leggs… that was just cold… :( Guess I’ll just go kick rocks over in the corner… ;-) :lol:

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
11:50 am

Amazon, because she was my blog wife. LOL

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
11:50 am

:lol: :lol: Just saying she’s not into skrippers….she only wants to see her man skript…that’s all Imma saying.

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
11:51 am

Leggs, did you announce the winners of the list you had?

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
11:53 am

Leggs — That’s cool… I’ll allow it. Now you on the other hand… You know Valentine’s day is just around the corner and nothing says “love” like some white chocolate with nuts… :lol:

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
11:54 am

@PR, not yet. Will do after lunch.

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
11:55 am

@i’m swiss ~ I almost choked on these pecans I’m eating…too funny!

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
11:55 am

Amazon, because she was my blog wife. LOL

She still can be! :lol:

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
11:57 am

Amazon, but she was the one I loved not like the others who just got my rocks off. LOL

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
11:58 am

2C – I was telling a lady here in the office about it that is a bit of a sap too, and she started tearing up and got me teary! :)

BMW – Yeah, we’ll thinking within the next few months. She on the other hand, is planning a fairly large affair and she & her fiance’ are trying to save up, so they are thinking their date may be about a year away.

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
12:00 pm

Purple – I still blog luv ya!

Thank u all for your warm wishes!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
12:03 pm

Being in love is awesome, congrats again kimmie. Love is just great and to be with the person you love the most on this earth and just build your lover together is a beautiful thing. All jokes aside there is nothing like just being in love to the point that you can not ever think of a way to express and knowing that person loves you the same. I am really happy for him because if you are one ounce of the women that you portray on this blog he is a blessed man! “A man who finds a wife finds a good thing and favor……..”

I sincerely wish you all the best!!!!!!!!!!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
12:04 pm

kimmie, :) . I’m not going to share he can have all of you, he deserves it. LOL

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
12:08 pm

Purple – Thank you, that means alot, your 12:03. Now I’m getting teary again!

BlackMagicWoman

January 3rd, 2011
12:11 pm

“Valentine’s day is just around the corner and nothing says “love” like some white chocolate with nuts”

:lol: I loves me some Swiss! That is one crazy man! Got me chocking in grapes as I read this and laugh at you!

LEGGS… I had another added category…”Most likely to star in an episode of “Snapped”! :lol:

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
12:12 pm

That was a beautiful post, PR!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
12:13 pm

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
12:15 pm

@BMW ~ that would have been a great category. :lol:

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
12:16 pm

Leggs, thanks. I know I joke tons but I am such a sucker for love and my wife just makes me love her more and more daily. And if anyone can have that feeling that I have with my wife in their relationship with their lover..I know that they are just happy, joyful and warm inside. From what kimmie has shared about her and her future husband I feel that another “victory” has been chalked up in the win column for real love!

(you all know that I am really going to have to act up this afternoon since I am being all mushy this morning LOL)

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
12:19 pm

you all know that I am really going to have to act up this afternoon since I am being all mushy this morning LOL)

Purple Olive – I would expect nothing less! :lol:

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
12:22 pm

Now where are the Scarlet Letter wearers? Easy one’s only please

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
12:30 pm

@PR ~ wouldn’t expect anything else from you. And, we all know how happy she makes you feel. When two people love each other and are on the same page in almost everything, the snags of life are so much easier to deal with you.

I’m happy for all of you that are in love!!! Keep working it because the reward is priceless.

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
12:31 pm

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
12:40 pm

“I loves me some Swiss!”

Back at ‘ya, BMW. Now, when are you going to come over & teach Mrs. Swiss some of those naked belly dancing moves while I video? :lol:

BlackMagicWoman

January 3rd, 2011
12:41 pm

Hey did we scare the rest of the guys away? Purple and Swiss, where is your other h0rny cohort? :lol:

Leggs….shall we expect the winners to be revealed around 2:15?

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
12:50 pm

Black, I do not know. I always ask about people and never get an answer so I stopped asking. LOL

BlackMagicWoman

January 3rd, 2011
12:52 pm

Purple…gotcha!

SWISS…you ole nasty boy you! :lol:

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
12:53 pm

Purp, BMW, the other “cohort” has been sentenced to an undetermined length of time to Blogsville Correctional Institution….

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
12:56 pm

Serving time. LOL

Trevor0529

January 3rd, 2011
1:02 pm

the other “cohort” has been sentenced to an undetermined length of time to Blogsville Correctional Institution

However, if you say his name five times, he will appear.

Wishing everyone in Blogsville a happy, healthy and prosperous new year.

@Kimmie, congratulations to you and your fiance’ on your upcoming wedding.

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
1:02 pm

I am thinking that the stars are aligning for the Falcons to win the Superbowl…everyone is going to take each other during the playoffs and the Falcon will catch a team on the sly and beat them

Sassy Me...Onward and Upward :-)

January 3rd, 2011
1:06 pm

Wishing everyone in Blogsville a happy, healthy and prosperous new year.

Right back atcha Trevor and to the whole blog familia,too!!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
1:10 pm

Where is Simple Man, is he holding the missing blog women hostage in his basement?

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
1:15 pm

Howdy there Purple Passion! ;-)

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
1:21 pm

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
1:24 pm

swiss – please take off that Yogi Bear costume…seems as if ever since you put it on and started dry humping the air, everyone cleared out. Not into the furries thingy. :lol:

Sassy Me...Onward and Upward :-)

January 3rd, 2011
1:30 pm

seems as if ever since you put it on and started dry humping the air, everyone cleared out.

:lol:

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
1:33 pm

I am tired of standing on this red carper waiting on the Awards show to begin. Where is Leggs?

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
1:35 pm

“please take off that Yogi Bear costume…seems as if ever since you put it on and started dry humping the air, everyone cleared out. Not into the furries thingy.”

Slim — Costume? What costume? Dang, let me go do a little man-scaping, then… :lol:

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
1:35 pm

Purp – maybe she is on CP time….maybe you got the date wrong…did you check the invitation thoroughly? lol

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
1:38 pm

swiss – :shock: :shock: Daaaaaaaaayum!!!! :lol:

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
1:39 pm

Aww…I love love! I’m glad our marrieds and soon to be marrieds are so happy!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
1:40 pm

Swiss, LOL

Slim, she said after lunch. LOL

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
1:41 pm

Dang, let me go do a little man-scaping, then…

My friends husband…he refuses to manscape. He thinks it’s gay :? In the meantime, she’s having trouble finding his johnson through the forest, and when she does, she usually is coughing up a hairball when it’s all said and done.

I guess one reason I’m not married, cuz I would boycott til the problem was fixed!!!

Bill

January 3rd, 2011
1:42 pm

I hated the chase. It is a game and no one wins except in the movies. My experience when I met my wife is that we recognized each other from day 1. That does not mean that I did not have to perform a normal courtship and convince her that I truly was who I was – but if you are HONEST and do not resort to trickery and such, good things can and do happen.

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
1:43 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: @PR, I actually have some work to do and lunch to eat. I was asked to post at 2:15. Posting will take place at 2:15.

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
1:45 pm

’she’s having trouble finding his johnson through the forest, and when she does, she usually is coughing up a hairball when it’s all said and done.’

Ared – I think you need to get the windex & paper towels again. :lol: :lol: Her hubby doesn’t have to go straight baby’s bottom on the scaping, just a mild nip, tuck, trim would suffice i’m sure. Cuz somma these menfolk pubs are longer than the hair on their head. Maybe you could suggest she try to cornroll it…

Sassy Me...Onward and Upward :-)

January 3rd, 2011
1:45 pm

she usually is coughing up a hairball when it’s all said and done.

:shock: ….cough..cough..

Her dude would definitely get the point if she boycotted…

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
1:47 pm

Her hubby doesn’t have to go straight baby’s bottom on the scaping, just a mild nip, tuck, trim would suffice i’m sure.

I mean seriously! She jokes that she can cornrow it! :lol:

Besides, doesn’t manscaping make the johnson look…longer???? :lol:

Sassy Me...Onward and Upward :-)

January 3rd, 2011
1:47 pm

Maybe you could suggest she try to cornroll it…

:lol: What a visual…you guys slay mee.. :mrgreen:

BlackMagicWoman

January 3rd, 2011
1:48 pm

Purple…..you know I loves me a Red Carpet! I am ready for my close up! :lol:

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
1:54 pm

BMW – after your mention of having that celeb CT, it’s hard to take you then mentioning RED CARPET…ready for a close up is giving me a visual that is questionable at this point. :lol: :lol: You try throwing these things in a mental blender and tell me what you come up with:

Red Carpet
Celeb CT
Close up

:shock: :oops:

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
1:54 pm

Any of you played my birthday cash 3? I told you it was a good number but you have to keep playing it….Yep 129 = $500 straight.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
1:57 pm

Any of you played my birthday cash 3? I told you it was a good number but you have to keep playing it….Yep 129 = $500 straight.

We need to get together soon so you can rub some of that luck on me.

I started buying scratch offs, which I’ve never done before, cuz of you!

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
2:01 pm

just outta curiosity, A Red I see you mentioned you kept up with tradition by allowing a man to be the first to cross the threshold on New Year’s Day…I, too, adhere to those old customs….any idea where it comes from….I just do it ’cause that’s how I was raised…

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:02 pm

Leggs, who asked for 2:15, I missed that vote.

Black, Red Carpet does now sound to attractive like the Celeb CT does. LOL

Amazon, your friend told you about her husbands wang getting lost in the forest? So that means his pubes are longer than his wang. Your poor poor friend and her husbands little curly fry wang. LOL

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:04 pm

2Can – I’m not certain of where it comes from either. I know I didn’t do it last year, so I’m not taking any chances with this one! :lol:

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
2:04 pm

@ARed ~ scratch offs are good. Have you won anything. Like PoppaG would say, try the big dollars (MegaMillions, Win4Life). Cash 3 is fun and much easier.

@2C ~ that’s one NYE tradition I also adhere to. Last year I went and got my neighbor, this year he voluntarily came over (LOLOL).

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
2:05 pm

@PR ~ no vote, BMW asked for that time.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:05 pm

PR – I’m sure she’s exaggerating, but if he NEVER manscapes, perhaps she isn’t. I mean, that’s years and years worth of pube growth!!!

Maybe we’d find Jimmy Hoffa under there. :lol:

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:06 pm

Leggs – The most I’ve won is $3. And I’m feeling some kind of way about the Asians at the likka store starting to recognize me.

I’ll feel better after I win some real money! :lol:

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:08 pm

Amazon, your friend must love that jungle for it to grow like that. LOL, Stuff is cooler and cleaner down there when I cut my own down, plus you can see what’s going on down there better. I am really laughing because women will talk about anything with their friends. “Yeah my man refuses to shave his pubes, I get lost down there” LOL

Leggs, who is BMW to be making requests like that? I thought this was a Democracy….Yes we can! LOL

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:08 pm

Wait, the most I won was $10. Big difference. :lol: :arrow:

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
2:09 pm

“…he refuses to manscape. He thinks it’s gay”

ARed — Well, I guess he can just call me gay then, ‘cos I gotta keep the playground properly manicured… :lol:

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:09 pm

Amazon, your friend must love that jungle for it to grow like that. LOL

She hates it, which is why we know about it. My advice was to boycott!!!

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:10 pm

Well, I guess he can just call me gay then, ‘cos I gotta keep the playground properly manicured

He needs some male friends he can talk to. Cuz he doesn’t believe that dudes do it. I’d require it!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:11 pm

I have never spoken to another man about my womans bush or lack thereof or have I gone up to a guy “Hey man do you think I need to shave my pubes?” LOL

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
2:11 pm

“..you know I loves me a Red Carpet!”

BMW — Hmm. Never would have thought you dug red-heads…

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
2:11 pm

@PR ~ BMW has some clout here in Blogsville. That’s all I can say. :lol: :lol:

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:12 pm

Look at this!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:12 pm

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
2:13 pm

Ared – well maybe she can sneak and scape it for him….just have a small pair of those hair scissors nearby whenever she gets ready to face the jungle gym and trim it over a period of time…I believe that once he does it, he’ll actually become fond of the new look. Hopefully the face that it looks longer will be the kicker

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:14 pm

For the Category of Man most likely to ask/show another man his pubes: “Meeelloo”

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
2:14 pm

ARed — Yeah, Purple’s right… dudes don’t talk about that kind of thing w/ other dudes. Some of us just figure out that we get more oral service when we clear the underbrush… :lol:

BlackMagicWoman

January 3rd, 2011
2:14 pm

SLIM….you get a time out! :lol: Girl you are straight CRAZY!

PURPLE…I asked for 2:15 because I have a staff meeting at 2:30…Now what??? :lol: Yes I can! and Yes I did! :lol:

LEGGS….My dad got 3 scratch offs in a Christmas card…he one to my mother and me. We all scratched ours…and I won $50. They got a rock! :lol: I bought a nice size bottle of Hennesy and added it to my Coquito. It was a Merry Christmas indeed. :lol:

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:15 pm

She should just spill some nair on him. Ok, I just realized what I am talking about, change of subject. Time for the Awards show.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:15 pm

PR – I think once the wife complains, he’d have reason to ask his boys about it…

Or at least take a peep in the men’s locker room for comparison purposes. :lol:

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
2:16 pm

“well maybe she can sneak and scape it for him…”

Slim — She could try the Flowbee — kill 2 birds with one stone: it sucks & cuts at the same time… :lol:

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:16 pm

Swiss and her tongue on bald balls feels better than her tongue on carpeted balls

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:16 pm

Ared – well maybe she can sneak and scape it for him….

She said she did take scissors to it once while he was sleeping. It didn’t go over too well.

He should have known how serious it is to her if she has to resort to that!!! :lol:

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
2:16 pm

******DRUMROLL PEASE ******* AND THE WINNERS OF 2010 BLOG AWARDS GOES TO:

Best Posts = kimmie
Best comebacks = SexyC
Most creative = SlimNU
Most serious = dan
Most Beloved = Leggs
Most Analytical = abc
Most “Huh” moments = I am
Best Moniker = Willie Dynamite
Worst Moniker = White Man
Most wittiest = SlimNU
Best Recap = For Real
Most Combative = Professor
Most loved for their understanding of life = Raqi
Most don’t care what they say = African Guy
Most Intellectual = abc
Knows everything google doesn’t know = I’m swiss Most corniest = Leggs
Most realist = 2CPTG
Most horniest = African Guy
Most likely to live up to their blog persona = BMW
Most clueless = I am
Most chattiest = Leggs
Most friendliest = Leggs
Longevity = SexyC
Most Popular = Leggs

Please note: Only a little over a handful of bloggers sent in their votes. The results are what they are from what was sent.

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:17 pm

Black, LOL

Amazon, and how will that play out in a locker room while he is meat gazing? He will get punched or raped.

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
2:18 pm

Thank you Trevor!

Leggs – You inspire me to get back into lotto! I’m definitely going to play my birthday – 117.

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:19 pm

LOL, I Am is a ditz. LOL

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
2:19 pm

If there are any protests, please note Blogsville turns a deaf ear to protests! :wink:

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:19 pm

Scissors while sleeping, only a woman can come up with that idea

BlackMagicWoman

January 3rd, 2011
2:20 pm

“Hmm. Never would have thought you dug red-heads…”

SWISS…you go in the time out corner with Slim! :lol:

As fas as Manscaping…hell yes I prefer it. I Landscape so there is no APB being put out for you stating that you were last seen taking a dive in the promise land of BMW’s valley! :lol: Not to mention is cleaner. Now I have no problem singing on my man’s microphone. But I do not want a pubic dental floss at the end of my solo! :lol: Do re mi fa so la ti doooooo (now sucking my teeth because something’s in it) No sir!

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
2:20 pm

Best Posts – Why thank you Blog Fam! I want to first thank God. Then my mama and my man. Then, the members of the Academy! :lol:

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:21 pm

Amazon, and how will that play out in a locker room while he is meat gazing? He will get punched or raped.

Yeah, I admit I have no idea how he’s supposed to get his info…but come on…how can he be one of the only dudes out there not manscaping???? How did you learn to do it?

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:21 pm

Black, you just turned me on for some reason. LOL

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
2:21 pm

“She said she did take scissors to it once while he was sleeping. It didn’t go over too well.”

ARed:shock: That was a dangerous maneuver on her part. Man Law Code, Section 206.19 clearly states that if you ever wake up to find a chic hovering over your wang with scissors, you may legally kill that b!tch & claim self defense. :lol:

Sassy Me...Onward and Upward :-)

January 3rd, 2011
2:22 pm

Congrats to all the winners!!

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
2:22 pm

‘She could try the Flowbee — kill 2 birds with one stone: it sucks & cuts at the same time’

OMG I AM CRYING!!!!!!!!! Swiss – go to timeout now until I clean all this oatmeal cookie off my keyboard. (I just can’t eat or drink around yall) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

BlackMagicWoman

January 3rd, 2011
2:22 pm

OMG…OMG!!!! I am so shocked…and honored to be receiving this award today. (sniff sniff) I’d like to thank the lil’ people! :lol:

Leggs is all over the awards! :lol:

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:22 pm

Okay fellas :lol: Well, what do you suggest she do????

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
2:24 pm

“LOL, I Am is a ditz. LOL”

that seems to be the concensus…..lol

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
2:24 pm

“Well, what do you suggest she do????”

ARed — Boycott until he trims that mess. That’ll get the point across real quick.

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
2:25 pm

“First, I would like to thank God and my momma.”

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:25 pm

I learned to shave the jewels because I lost a bet to a woman, and then afterwards I learned the enjoyment of having smooth balls. The upper area I just started cutting on my own. Less sweat, cooler, I free ball sometimes and don’t want the hair caught in my zipper. LOL

But never ever shave everything off guys, when it grows back folks will think that you have crabs or something from you scratching all of the time

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
2:27 pm

@kimmie ~ the frustrating thing is when you stop…that’s when your number usually falls. You will throw away some dollars before you hit. It depends on what your threshold is when you see you’re not winning. Let me say this, 117 is a good number. Play it straight and box. Another thing, I usually don’t play midday. Pick which one you prefer.

@PR ~ stop that laughing. Anybody surprised by anything?

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
2:27 pm

SexyCool interrupting SexyCool….

“Wait. I’ma let you finish. But er um, ARed has the best comebacks OF ALL TIME!”

*kanye shrug*

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
2:28 pm

Thanx Leggs! I’m ready to win BIG!

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:28 pm

I learned to shave the jewels because I lost a bet to a woman,

Yeah, I learned cuz some guy was on his way to paradise :lol: and said he needed a machete. (I kid, but basically his comment did raise my awareness that perhaps going native was not the only option!!! :oops: )

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
2:29 pm

“ARed has the best comebacks OF ALL TIME!”

I concur….

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:29 pm

:lol: Thanks SCool. You’re no scrub tho. It’s so much better to bicker with folks who can actually deliver a worthy comeback! ;)

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:30 pm

2CPTG, lol seems to be. I wonder if she is an ugly ditz or a pretty one. LOL

Swiss, how can you suggest that a man get boycotted? C’mon Man! LOL She can just take a shower with him lather him up real good. Give him a hand job with one hand and do some trimming with the other…or just spill hair removal on him. At this point though if he has never shaved it maybe she can braid it or he may qualify for the Guiness Book of World Records.

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
2:30 pm

I too would like to thank all of you who voted for me. I am humbled and honored. I will stop at the likka stor and get a 40 oz and pour some out as a nod to all of your nominations. (pppsssst, can only do that with beer cuz my favorite drink is too expensive to even let a drop go to waste)…again, thank you (mama, you see me curtsey?)

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:30 pm

Cuz arguing with folks like Angie and I am makes me seem like I’m picking on the kid who wears the helmet to school. :lol:

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
2:31 pm

“ARed has the best comebacks OF ALL TIME!”

I concur….

I 3rd that…those seem waaay off. Too, Raqi have some of the best posts I’ve read on here..

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
2:31 pm

I know…it probably would have helped if I’d actually nominated and/or voted. But…I was busy doing nothing last week.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:31 pm

I think Slim has the best comebacks cuz she’s so funny you are laughing too hard to think of anything in response.

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:32 pm

Amazon, for some reason I am watching bushy women in flicks now. It’s turning me on more than the clean cut ones. LOL

Leggs, it’s just funny to me because I know some folks have met here and then for a few days last year I thought she had lost her mind due to what she was posting. LOL

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
2:32 pm

“Swiss, how can you suggest that a man get boycotted?”

You’re right, Purple, I was wrong for that. Here’s a better idea, ARed: I’ll come over and allow his girl to demonstrate (on The Matterhorn) how much more enjoyable it is for her to service a clean-cut wang. That should get the message across… :lol:

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
2:32 pm

I triple that ARed has the best comebacks, but I couldn’t fudge the results. Now, you got a better understanding of American Idol results and DWTS (LOLOL)?

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:34 pm

it probably would have helped if I’d actually nominated and/or voted. But…I was busy doing nothing last week.

:idea: :idea: :idea:

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
2:34 pm

OK…

Honorable mention: ARED with best comebacks for 2010!!!! YIPPEE HOORAY! :lol: :lol:

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:35 pm

Looks like I win by write in! :lol:

I long suspected some of y’all pick on me just to see what I’d sling back with!!!! ;)

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:35 pm

Amazon, has the “best comebacks”
SexyCool, has the “best one line zingers”
Black winning the most likely to live up to her blog persona is BULL! She did not show up to the Havana club when my brother, I and Julia waited on her. LOL

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
2:36 pm

“Cuz arguing with folks like Angie and I am makes me seem like I’m picking on the kid who wears the helmet to school.”

see what I mean…..lawd hammercy!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:36 pm

Amazon, what do you “sling back” with? kimmie is engaged now so what are you slinging I am available bloggily. LOL

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
2:36 pm

Celisea – I agree Raqi’s posts are pretty outstanding!

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:37 pm

2Can – That’s just truth tho.

I feel bad. Not bad enough to stop tho. :lol:

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:37 pm

Angie…I don’t like her

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
2:37 pm

“Yeah, I learned cuz some guy was on his way to paradise :lol: and said he needed a machete.”

Ahhhh… So that’s where your moniker comes from… I never knew you were a ginger kid, ARed :lol:

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
2:37 pm

….and how did I Am beat out Angie for “huh” and clueless?

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:39 pm

Angie…I don’t like her

I don’t blame you. Cuz she tried to flex her blog muscle on you for no good reason. She does weird stuff like that tho. :lol:

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
2:39 pm

“I long suspected some of y’all pick on me just to see what I’d sling back with!!!!”

Not! I think some hope others will pick on you so they can read your comebacks without the stingers directed at them.

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:39 pm

Blogger Purple is most likely to have sex with: “Celisea”

Accept this trophy Celisea and stop walking away from me

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:39 pm

….and how did I Am beat out Angie for “huh” and clueless?

We didn’t rock the vote. ;)

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
2:39 pm

Easily. It is based on exposure. Angie isn’t on that often.

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
2:40 pm

BTW, Raqi was voted, but kimmie beat her out by one vote.

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:40 pm

Amazon, yes and she used the “n” word about 15 times while doing it.

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
2:40 pm

and A Red you’re right, I know I like to get you riled up….just because…

what’s your line, “boy bye!”…..that sh yt always have me crackin up….

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
2:40 pm

Hey Purple – You been knocking folks off already today…I respectfully decline…I don’t like sharing. We’re still on though for year 2038 :)

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
2:42 pm

It is absolutely comical that all these comments from some folk who didn’t even vote…gotta love America!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:42 pm

You know what is funny to me about Raqi, when she gets hot and bothered starts posting the catches herself and leaves for the day…LOL

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:42 pm

Amazon, yes and she used the “n” word about 15 times while doing it.

*smh*

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
2:43 pm

We didn’t rock the vote.

I did not rock the vote. Sorry. :(

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:43 pm

Celisea, who did I knock off? It wasn’t me. LOL

Amazon, want a trophy? LOL

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
2:43 pm

“We’re still on though for year 2038″

that is, if your current husband is dead…..damn, woman!

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
2:44 pm

PR – Amazon, want a trophy? LOL

See, I’m bout to give my date to another…

2Can – We’re still married?

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:45 pm

It is absolutely comical that all these comments from some folk who didn’t even vote…gotta love America!

:lol: It’s your fault! You picked the worst week! :lol:

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:45 pm

Okay I have a question. Is it weird to be looked in the eye while kissing? Ever kissed opened your eyes and she is staring dead at you? That is weird to me. LOL

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
2:45 pm

‘I do not want a pubic dental floss at the end of my solo! Do re mi fa so la ti doooooo (now sucking my teeth because something’s in it)’

BMW – or that one straggler hair that loves to hang out at the very BACK of your dayum tongue having you hack and drive heave for about 10 minutes until you can cough it up. LOL!

‘Section 206.19 clearly states that if you ever wake up to find a chic hovering over your wang with scissors, you may legally kill that b!tch & claim self defense’

swiss – I think i just need to skip over your posts for a few minutes until I get myself together. That law code must’ve been instated after the Bobbit case.

Judge: Defendent, what do you have to say about this tragic choking?

Defendent: Your honor, with all due respect sir, I woke up to my gf next to my d…(cough cough) I mean my private area holding a pair of left-handed scissors.

Judge – Oh really? So this manscaping event was not consentual?

D: No sir, that’s what I tried to tell the officers sir.

Judge: Baliff, set this man free. Case dismissed due to Section 206.19 of Rights to Choke S.O

:lol:

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
2:46 pm

and as far as the longevity award goes…..’less Sexy gets banned, murked or some other catastrophe, she oughta be a shoo in……forever!

In fact, I propose we get a plaque with her name on it…hell, she’s been here even longer than Diva!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:46 pm

Celisea, I sat here while you pushed me off last week and ran with Proposition “2CPTG” Joe. LOL

Slim is no longer tight, so I am just here with my fleshlight now.

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
2:48 pm

Toucan – send money instead. (lol)

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
2:48 pm

PR – Celisea, I sat here while you pushed me off last week and ran with Proposition “2CPTG” Joe. LOL

I felt neglected…..you was out plowing (snow that is) while I was all here alone.

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:48 pm

Slim, there is a sure fire way for a woman to clear that straggler hair from the back of her tongue/throat. Just stay doing what she is doing and it will be able to washed down, if she is doing what she is doing correctly.

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
2:48 pm

Yep Sexy for longevity and Creativity

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:49 pm

Celisea, I was out trying to make an honest living for us and you just let someone is put his cream in my sugar. It’s okay though, I have some gasoline and matches. LOL

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
2:50 pm

‘I think Slim has the best comebacks cuz she’s so funny you are laughing too hard to think of anything in response.’

Aww Ared….preciate the big up ;-)

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
2:50 pm

PR – It’s okay though, I have some gasoline and matches.

You got me clutching my pearls man!!!

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
2:51 pm

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:51 pm

Slim does not count for best comeback. She rolls with the jokes and fires back just like she is a dude. Definitely would be fun to hang out and party with her!

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:51 pm

Slim seriously, I think I’m gonna have bladder problems soon from laughing so hard…

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
2:52 pm

‘Slim is no longer tight, so I am just here with my fleshlight now’

Purple Pecker – Don’t make me knock you upside your head with my kegel balls!!! :mad:

‘Just stay doing what she is doing and it will be able to washed down’

Um…errrr…ahhhh…. :shock:

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:52 pm

I can NOT believe I didn’t win “friendliest!!!!”

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
2:52 pm

“Definitely would be fun to hang out and party with her!”

however, the CT is strictly off-limits!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:53 pm

Celisea, you did not read the fine print huh?

Build her a fire she will be warm for a little, set her on fire she will be warm for life…and baby I told you I will always keep you warm.

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
2:53 pm

I can definitely dispute some of my nominations, but I ain’t!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:54 pm

2CPTG, you probably would have to use the “jaws of life” to open up her CT

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
2:54 pm

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:54 pm

Amazon, I am trying to give you a trophy.

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
2:55 pm

PR – When you mention gasoline and matches I don’t the warm fuzzies nor this…Build her a fire she will be warm for a little, set her on fire she will be warm for life…and baby I told you I will always keep you warm.

Yeah, I’m slow today…I missed all of that. Is that some sort of saying or did you make up :| Maybe there should be a brain freeze category

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
2:55 pm

All that laughing is for PR’s 2:53 post.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
2:55 pm

Amazon, I am trying to give you a trophy

:shock:

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:56 pm

Celisea, baby you know the consequences…I will give you a pass this time…now bring yourself back home. LOL

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
2:56 pm

You got it…love :)

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:57 pm

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:58 pm

Fire & Desire!

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
2:58 pm

Slim — Do you make your kegel balls with rum or bourbon?

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
2:58 pm

Purp….you can have her back….her sh!t sittin on the curb as we speak…

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
2:59 pm

2Can – Purp….you can have her back….her sh!t sittin on the curb as we speak…

Thanks…you got too many wives entyway AND you didn’t keep good on our handshake…

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
2:59 pm

2CPTG, why are you acting like this wasn’t the plan all along. Who are we swapping next…what you got? LOL

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
3:01 pm

Some men win women over by courting them, dating them, showering the with lavish gifts, time and food. I just threaten to set them on fire…..so far so good.

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
3:01 pm

PR – 2CPTG, why are you acting like this wasn’t the plan all along. Who are we swapping next…what you got?

Uuuh! So it’s like that huh? Gon head and show out in front of company today. Remember that when you come aknocking.

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
3:01 pm

‘Do you make your kegel balls with rum or bourbon?’

swiss – um…they’re made out of stainless steel But after a few reps, I like to drink a little cranberry juice…gotta keep the tract clean. :lol:

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
3:04 pm

Celisea, you know I am just trying to be cool in front of the guys. :)

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
3:05 pm

Purp….I cain’t let you have my “ace”!!! The other one, the jury is still out on her….but my boo-skeezie, nah bruh!!!!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
3:05 pm

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
3:05 pm

PR – Celisea, you know I am just trying to be cool in front of the guys.

Back pedaling is so not sexy

cba

January 3rd, 2011
3:06 pm

Best “beat down of the year”, Kym on miss perfect

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
3:06 pm

2CPTG, sharing is caring!

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
3:06 pm

Celisea always throws me because of the newer name. It’s like, clearly she’s been on here a while, but the “name” is still like a newbie to me so I always forget. You had a “lu.rker” name before, right?

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
3:08 pm

Slim — That’s cool. My balls a brass. Here, let me bring you some cranberry juice…

[Clang, clang. Clang, clang.]

:lol:

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
3:08 pm

cba, yeah man, that ass whoopin sent her into retirement!

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
3:08 pm

AmazonRed – Yep…been here since the old MIA days…”Sexy” and “Scorned” to “Scorned No Mo” to “Raqi” and “2CanPlayThatGame” and a couple of others

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
3:08 pm

oops… “are” not “a”

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
3:08 pm

Who is miss perfect?

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
3:09 pm

Yeah, Kym should have gotten some sort of honorable mention…that was a day to remember…LOL

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
3:09 pm

Oh okay I know now.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
3:10 pm

Best “beat down of the year”, Kym on miss perfect

Damn…I missed it! Anyone remember the topic that day??? :lol:

So far, I’ve gone this whole year without a blog showdown #gome!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
3:10 pm

Kym came out of the corner that day with nothing but mass destruction on her mind.

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
3:12 pm

Amazon it is only the 3rd day of this year, here have a trophy

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
3:12 pm

ARed – Damn…I missed it! Anyone remember the topic that day???

OMG, that was hi la ri ous….should have been just a couple of months back…I believe. It was ALLLL day too LOL

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
3:13 pm

C, we ain’t hubby and wife no more….don’t be puttin my blog gov’t name out there like that!

cba

January 3rd, 2011
3:13 pm

Celisea, as I recalled, you also threw a couple of jabs ( honorable mentioned)

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
3:15 pm

Kym has also been a worthy adversary. Fortunately, she hasn’t really come after me. But the force is strong with that one too!

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
3:16 pm

Must admit, that should have been a category. Ms. Kym held her ground without even a drop of sweat appearing on her brow!!!

Can’t give honorable mention for something that didn’t have a category, but one again, KUDOS!

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
3:16 pm

OMG, that was hi la ri ous….should have been just a couple of months back…I believe. It was ALLLL day too LOL

Damn, I’m gonna go to the archives. Was the blog name actually “miss perfect?” cuz it will come up quick if I google it since it’s not a regular screen name!

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
3:16 pm

“But the force is strong with that one too!”

gal, you on a roll, wit it!!!

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
3:17 pm

Amazon it is only the 3rd day of this year, here have a trophy

:lol: I’m proud of myself. :lol:

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
3:17 pm

Amazon on that day King Kong, did not have anything on Kim. I am just happy it was on the blog and not in person. LOL

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
3:17 pm

nah, A Red, that tiff was between her and Professor….

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
3:18 pm

2CanPlayThatGame – Are you still talking? We are done (said while my new husband help me gather my belongings from the curb). Oh, I’m suing for breach of contract…and I’ll call you whatever I wish…2CANPLAYTHATGAME!!!!

cba – If my recollection is on point, it was actually me and “her”, Kym and “her” and I think “her” making snide remarks at a couple of the other ladies. So she felt froggy the next day and didn’t see that baseball bat waiting…LOL But thanks…I think :) You know Imma laaaady

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
3:18 pm

It’s funny that we have a couple of past bloggers who seem to be like Lord Voldemort – “the one whose name must not be mentioned. ”

Can I just say that I don’t miss them or the energy that they brought with ‘em one bit?

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
3:19 pm

cba

January 3rd, 2011
3:20 pm

I believe in was around July, before school started.

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
3:21 pm

Celisea, yes that was the day I knew I had to have you by my side in 2038. LOL

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
3:21 pm

ARed – I think if you google “dirty diana”

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
3:21 pm

I thought it was August September time frame It was last year, for sure. LOL

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
3:21 pm

Off topic: Ah sweet! The 58-in 3D flat-screen is being delivered Wednesday! Just in time for p0rn the playoffs! :lol:

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
3:22 pm

nah, A Red, that tiff was between her and Professor….

What?! Cuz Professor could hold it down on here! I wonder where that chick went. It must have been epic!!!

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
3:23 pm

PR – Celisea, yes that was the day I knew I had to have you by my side in 2038.

Ut uh we are done and 2038 has been cancelled. You still tryna give away that trophy? ha ha ha…2038 CANCELLED…OFFICIALLY You can redeem yourself if you want…I’m open :) That will call for heavy negotiations though

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
3:24 pm

ain’t professor and Dirty D one and the same?

if not, then I’m mistaken, cause it was Kym, and DD…

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
3:25 pm

Yeah…the same

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
3:25 pm

I just mentioned the other name cause ARed mentioned googling

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
3:26 pm

Celisea, get your ass in this house. That was a different trophy

Amazon, Key word search on google: “misadventures dirty diana kym barbie money married men”

That should bring it right up

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
3:26 pm

Purp….bruh, I ain’t hatin’ or nuttin, but do you see a pattern with C…first, I had to come with some serious guarantees on her contract, then she talkin bout suing me, and now look, she wants you to come out the pockets, as well……

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
3:27 pm

I just mentioned the other name cause ARed mentioned googling

Yeah, it’s easier to find old blogs that way…but since it was with Dirty Diana, a ton of em will come up in google. I thought it was some troll she battled.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
3:28 pm

Amazon, Key word search on google: “misadventures dirty diana kym barbie money married men”

:lol:

Thank you. The barbie part should do it!!! :lol:

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
3:28 pm

@cba ~ LOL and here I’m thinking around early September. We had a meet and greet shortly after that.

Prof and DD one and the same…may be a third alias floating around.

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
3:28 pm

2CPTG, she is with me out of fear of being burned alive. I don’t have anything to give her except life. LOL

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
3:30 pm

If I find said blog, I will start commenting like it is a new topic. LOL!!!

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
3:30 pm

@PR you have more than life to give…she won’t have to worry about having skin grafts…that’s a lot to be thankful for!

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
3:32 pm

Purple – What had happen was….2CanPlayThatGame has it all wrong…we got off to a bad start because I had trouble looking past 4 other wives ahead of me. I just not as big a woman as I thought I could be. He never cared anyway!!!

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
3:34 pm

Was this it? The “home dates” topic. October 13? 12 pages.

Here’s an excerpt:
You don’t get up for less than 60K yet you bring your overpaid..oversized ego boogie tail here to the local ajc..to chat amongst us common folks Why again? If you not dating out of your lane..but you apparently have no problem spending a considerable part of your day chatting outside of your lane? Heifer please!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
3:34 pm

ARed that’s either it or the day before…it started the day before and carried over into the next day

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
3:36 pm

ARed — Yep, that’s it. I was just about to post the link — you beat me to it…

http://blogs.ajc.com/misadventures-in-atlanta/2010/10/13/are-you-against-home-dates/?cp=4

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
3:37 pm

it started the day before and carried over into the next day

:shock: Now that’s premium certified grade A e-beef!!!

cba

January 3rd, 2011
3:38 pm

I definitely remember the ” I don’t get up for 60K”
October, man this train if moving way too fast.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
3:39 pm

cba and abc are two different people right? I feel old. :lol:

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
3:40 pm

s/n – House hunting is hard work.

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
3:41 pm

Well dang… Does anyone remember any of MY blog battles? :( I don’t do this purely for my OWN enjoyment… :lol:

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
3:41 pm

“cba and abc are two different people right?”

I always thought cba was like the Bizarro-abc? No?

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
3:41 pm

Actually, that was not a side note, that was totally o/t – Off-Topic. (lol)

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
3:44 pm

naah, a real s/n…..Tampa Bay goes 10-6 and don’t make the palyoffs, but garbage ass Seattle goes 7-9, and win the freakin division….

cba

January 3rd, 2011
3:45 pm

hmmmmm…….not abc,
Leggs probably has an idea

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
3:52 pm

@ARed ~ yeah, I thought it was in October. However, that exchange you posted has nothing on other things she said.

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
3:53 pm

@cba ~ u know freaking well I know who you are (LOLOLOL).

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
3:53 pm

tell me I ain’t the only one who does this…..after a few minutes, and hitting refresh, if you don’t see a new comment, you think some’n wrong with the blog…..

I am whatever you say I am- no really I'm not into the dude

January 3rd, 2011
3:55 pm

Enter your comments here

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
3:55 pm

2C – I’m like that too….Do you ever check your celly to see if it’s working if no one has called or texted you in a while? lol

I am whatever you say I am- no really I'm not into the dude

January 3rd, 2011
3:56 pm

Happy New year everyone
i wish you all success and prosperity in 2K11

I am whatever you say I am- no really I'm not into the dude

January 3rd, 2011
3:56 pm

any word on the blog superlatives?

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
3:56 pm

Slim….yep…I’ll even turn it off, and back on to see if I missed some texts, or calls…

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
3:57 pm

“any word on the blog superlatives?”

Lawd, if she didn’t just confirm her awards!!!!

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
3:59 pm

Leggs — You been holding out on us? You getting some blog booty on the side, eh? Spill it! ;-) :lol:

AmazonRed™ - beat up her alarm clock

January 3rd, 2011
4:00 pm

Lawd, if she didn’t just confirm her awards!!!!

:lol: That was classic.

I am whatever you say I am- no really I'm not into the dude

January 3rd, 2011
4:01 pm

LOL @ 2C

no really, I wanna know who won

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
4:01 pm

A Red…..”huh”…. :)

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
4:02 pm

@2C ~ oh boy, I’m on the floor

@i’m swiss ~ no blog booty on the side..not at all sweet cheeks (LOLOL).

I am whatever you say I am- no really I'm not into the dude

January 3rd, 2011
4:03 pm

Leggs: May I get the skinny on the awards?

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
4:04 pm

@SlimNU ~ when I see nothing has been posted after I refresh and my post is the last one, I always get nervous as if I’ve turned some of the bloggers off. It’s actually kind of funny how no new posts can make one feel insecure (LOLOL).

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
4:05 pm

I am….ummm, you won some awards hands down, sweetie….

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
4:05 pm

I am – the award announcement post is a couple of pages back, babygirl.

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
4:06 pm

@I am ~ since you asked and didn’t go searching on your own, the awards were posted at 2:16 pm.

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
4:07 pm

@SexyC ~ too funny you calling her babygirl. I watched Baby Boy for the upteenth time yesterday.

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
4:10 pm

We spent the weekend watching the Twilight series – my first time seeing any of the movies.

I’m TeamJacob all the way, baby!

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
4:12 pm

@SexyC ~ they weren’t scary movies at all. TeamJacob. I felt so wrong even commenting on how fine that young buck is (LOLOLOL).

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
4:12 pm

I mean young werewolf…

2CPTG©--"that dude from da innanet"

January 3rd, 2011
4:14 pm

why am I sittin here bracin for a good laugh……

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
4:16 pm

Leggs – that is a grown Ass man. (lol)

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
4:18 pm

hmmmmm. he just turned 18.

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
4:20 pm

Totally off topic: Well d@mn! Talk about mind-blowing s3x. I hope at least she got an O before he shot that load…

Sassy Me...Onward and Upward :-)

January 3rd, 2011
4:20 pm

TeamJacob. I felt so wrong even commenting on how fine that young buck is

:oops:

Glad I wasn’t the only one

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
4:21 pm

I stand corrected. That is a grown Ass boy. (now, really lol)

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
4:22 pm

Amred – Kym deserved a blog Lifetime Achievement award that day!!LOL!!

SCool – Yes, the air is definitely clearer in MIA blogland! Don’t miss that negetivity AT ALL! Cause some of it was aimed at me too!

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
4:24 pm

kimmie – every time I think about you, I get giddy for you all over again!

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
4:29 pm

SCool – Thanks Sis, it is wonderful!

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
4:31 pm

@SexyC ~ am I the only who’s surprised she didn’t fall down the stairs when she saw all three of them standing there with him on bended knee. WHEW! My legs would have buckled and I would have turned that staircase into an instant slide!

BlackMagicWoman

January 3rd, 2011
4:34 pm

“Black winning the most likely to live up to her blog persona is BULL! She did not show up to the Havana club when my brother, I and Julia waited on her.”

Man see what had happened was…. :lol:

“BMW – or that one straggler hair that loves to hang out at the very BACK of your dayum tongue having you hack and drive heave for about 10 minutes until you can cough it up”

SLIM….girl that will have you sounding like a cat trying to cough up a hairball! :lol: Now you know I’ve got asthma man….don’t make me use unnecessary breath! :lol:

SEXYCOOL…where have you been girl. I read all the Twilight books and saw each movie on opening day…usually at Midnight with the rest of the screaming teens. Now that Jacob is 18…almost 19…I don’t feel like such a dirty perv! :lol:

KYM…where you at girl? Get up to dis’ podium an accept your award for the Best Verbal B*tchslap!!!! :lol:

Sassy Me...Onward and Upward :-)

January 3rd, 2011
4:35 pm

i wish you all success and prosperity in 2K11

I wish you the same I am..

kimmie

January 3rd, 2011
4:38 pm

Leggs – I did have to sit down on the stairs! :lol:

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
4:41 pm

Mamba – I just didn’t think I would be interested in the series. TheDude’s sister had him watching one day and he mentioned it to me a couple of times. So much so that the three dvd’s were a part of his Christmas gift.

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
4:41 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: I knew it, I knew it! Congratulations!

I am whatever you say I am- no really I'm not into the dude

January 3rd, 2011
4:43 pm

i demand a re-vote

I am whatever you say I am- no really I'm not into the dude

January 3rd, 2011
4:45 pm

Awww Thank you Sassy me

Sassy Me...Onward and Upward :-)

January 3rd, 2011
4:47 pm

You’re more than welcome :lol:

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
4:49 pm

@BMW ~ I texted Kym telling her you were calling her to the podium. Here is the speech she dictated to me. She humbly accepts the honorable mention and would like to thank God, her mama and me for being available to accept the award on her behalf. She is honored and tickled silly. She wants me to let you know she loves everyone except one and for all of you to keep doing whatcha doing!

She also would like to acknowledge Ms. Tazzee as the romance of 2010. It has inspired her.

@I am ~ LOL…no fret, you weren’t the only only in that category.

I am whatever you say I am-who am I kidding, I like the dude

January 3rd, 2011
4:49 pm

I’m not a ditz :-(

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
4:50 pm

you weren’t the only one….

I am whatever you say I am-who am I kidding, I like the dude

January 3rd, 2011
4:50 pm

I find it hilarious that we all thought White Man had the worst moniker

I am whatever you say I am-who am I kidding, I like the dude

January 3rd, 2011
4:51 pm

I was the only one?

i demand a re-vote! :evil:

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
4:53 pm

No, I am, you weren’t the only one. You beat this person out by two votes. No doubt the outcome would have been different if more had voted.

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
4:53 pm

I Am, your blog peers have spoken…LOL

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
4:55 pm

So does her name have to be modified to reflect the category she won….I am…a ditz? :lol: Sorry but couldn’t resist

I am whatever you say I am-who am I kidding, I like the dude

January 3rd, 2011
4:56 pm

I’m going to have a Kanye moment and boycott the awards

I am whatever you say I am-who am I kidding, I like the dude

January 3rd, 2011
4:57 pm

I AM NOT changing my moniker :evil:

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
4:58 pm

@I am ~ Kanye showed up to these awards. He sure did!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
4:58 pm

I Am you are whatever we say you are…according to your moniker. LOL

BlackMagicWoman

January 3rd, 2011
4:58 pm

See…that is why you have to vote! :lol: Nobody pulled a George W. Bush!

Good night all. Now I must go battle folks on the stinky subway! UGH!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
4:59 pm

I didn’t vote because my blog citizenship is not approved yet I am still on a work visa

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
5:01 pm

@I am ~ I’m visualizing a petulant little child with your evil emoticons.

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
5:02 pm

Wait, wait, I’m not calling you a child, just the evil face makes me think of one.

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
5:02 pm

“I AM NOT changing my moniker”

But i am… you are whoever we say you are & apparently the blog says you’re a ditz. ;-) j/k (I didn’t vote, BTW… I was busy giving Mrs. Swiss her Holiday Wang last week…) :lol:

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:02 pm

No Doubt is playing…Don’t Speak…..just a random

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
5:03 pm

“Life’s challenges are not supposed to paralyze you—they’re supposed to help you discover who you are.” ~Bernice Johnson Reagon

Good night! Don’t step on anyone’s toes, BMW!

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:03 pm

Random: Never take a late break, walk to Publix (exercise) and pick up “stuff” outside of a snack…it’s a mug pulling the hill with bags.

SlimNumeroUno

January 3rd, 2011
5:04 pm

swiss – I am picturing your holiday wang with a popcorn garland and a nal bead ornaments…

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:05 pm

What else can I say before this thing closes….hmmm

i'm swiss™

January 3rd, 2011
5:08 pm

Slim — Have you been spying on me? You naughty girl, you… :lol:

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
5:08 pm

@Celisea ~ go give I am a hug….

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:09 pm

Do people work late the first official business/work day of the year?

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
5:09 pm

Celisea, what is on your mind?

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:09 pm

Blog hug to you I AM….I think you’re ok…I would have pegged you at the chattiest….Blog Hug to you

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:10 pm

PR – Nothing…blank…LOL Is is possible to literally have a blank mind for any given seconds or are we always thinking…the wheels turning?

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:11 pm

any given “number” of seconds…is what I meant.

Flash Dance by Irene Cara is playing

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:12 pm

“as” the chattiest…

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
5:14 pm

Big Hug to you I am! Those random thoughts probably did you in. :lol: :lol:

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:14 pm

Those random thoughts probably did you in

Guess it’s not a good look blogging alone…lol

2CPTG

January 3rd, 2011
5:15 pm

hey……………

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
5:15 pm

The mind is never blank, I dont think it is

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
5:16 pm

I am, you may not BE ditzy, but your blog persona certainly reads as if you are easily given to flights of fancy and a bit of eccentricity.

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:16 pm

I don’t think it is PR…I was seriously thinking about that…at all times it’s moving

2CPTG

January 3rd, 2011
5:17 pm

take your award in stride……

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:19 pm

Yet another random:

I don’t have a New Year’s resolution but I’m getting off these 8 pounds I’m carrying…I’ve done really well keeping down almost 25 pounds for the last 2 years…can’t fail now. I think I’ve dropped a couple already. I walked Friday, Saturday and today…yaaah me.

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:21 pm

I think the mind can be lifted to a spitual realm but never blank…I’m gonna google it

SexyCool

January 3rd, 2011
5:21 pm

I’m right there with ya’ C. I walked yesterday and today and will be back at it tomorrow. I am actually pushing for 21 days straight to starting yesterday to kick off the new year.

Leggs

January 3rd, 2011
5:21 pm

YOU CAN DO IT, CELISEA, YOU CAN DO IT…Along with your walking, start walking up the stairs and leave the elevator alone…YOU CAN DO IT!

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
5:24 pm

Celisea, where are those 8lbs and what are you stats?

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:25 pm

SexyCool – 21 days? Ut uh, I’m too lazy. If I can do maybe 3 days a week I’m good. I don’t think you can tell too much by looking at me but all the clothes I had to buy when I lost are feeling snuggly…no can do. I wish I had the stamina and discipline to go straight through. I actually walked to Publix late because I kept putting it off.

Leggs – Girl, I’ll pass out on the first flight…LOL I’ve actually done the steps a time or two. My only hesitency there is that I have muscular calves (ran track) and I REALLY don’t want them any bigger. I mean I don’t have dude looking legs just don’t want them too big. LOL

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:27 pm

PR – Let’s just the places where I lose last and seemingly the hardest is where I gain back first.

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:28 pm

Let’s just “say”…sorry

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:28 pm

Can’t give away anymore than that…PR

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
5:28 pm

A few lbs in the right places look good, don’t lose to much!

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:29 pm

…but I ain’t fat…I got blog proof…..that’s all imma say

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:31 pm

PR – I don’t want to gain that weight back but I really don’t concentrate too much on pounds. I like to just “look nice”…not really concerned too much about pounds…except the ones I lost.

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:34 pm

Okay, from quick reading on the ‘net….meditation is about one of the few channels recognized for having the mind as quiet and as closed as possible…even in sleep there’s always activity

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
5:35 pm

As long as you are comfortable with yourself, and your sprinklers still work in 2038 I am fine with you. LOL

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:38 pm

PR – Trust, the sprinklers work VERY well :) And since you’re being nice at what I call “Chatville After 5″ I’ll be present come 2038. You know I can’t talk about my sprinklers with everybody on here…that’s for your ears only…my 2038 love.

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
5:40 pm

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:40 pm

So don’t come on here acting brand new no more handing out trophies and getting all janky with 2Can…

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:41 pm

Where’s blue and Simple Man…they’re usually the two remaining residents after 5

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
5:46 pm

You feeling feisty tonight? LOL

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:48 pm

You feeling feisty tonight?

Every night almost…just don’t put out there like that :) Put that away for 2038…that’s our secret

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
5:51 pm

I need a time traveling machine. LOL

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:53 pm

PR….patience dear patience :)

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:53 pm

What time are you off this thing….I’m just wrapping a few loose ends

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
5:54 pm

I’m home just waisting time on the computer

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:55 pm

So you just wait until there’s no more blogging?

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
5:57 pm

No, I am not normally on this late.

2CPTG

January 3rd, 2011
5:57 pm

“So don’t come on here acting brand new no more handing out trophies and getting all janky with 2Can…”

leave me outta this!

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:58 pm

PR – Do you hear anything? It’s almost like a faint noise that’s grating on my nerves. I can’t heeear you. You did me wrong…I’M DONE. You been left out….honey

2CPTG

January 3rd, 2011
5:59 pm

oh, now I did you wrong?

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:59 pm

You just can no longer “control” what I say and to whom and whomever I want to talk/rag/gossip/speak ill about…that’s my right as a divorcee!! I see this gonna get ugly

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
5:59 pm

How did you wrong me? Are you kidding me?

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
6:00 pm

So will this turn into an episode of “Snapped” or “The First 48″?

2CPTG

January 3rd, 2011
6:00 pm

naw, sweetie, it ain’t gon get ugly….I part amicably…..I wish you the best….

2CPTG

January 3rd, 2011
6:01 pm

no episodes from me, Purp……

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
6:02 pm

I feel like Leah in the story of Jacob. Your true “loves” get all the mushy lovie dovie chats and I get drafted cause I had “potential.”

2CPTG

January 3rd, 2011
6:02 pm

C……I’mma refer to you as my “significant ex”….. you still cool with me…

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
6:03 pm

We are finally able to leave the house today!

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
6:03 pm

As long as we can peacably part ways, I’m good. I have an issue with you telling me, you’re once, albeit short live wife to not speak or make mention of you…leave me to live in peace

2CPTG

January 3rd, 2011
6:04 pm

“potential” to be a great asset to my family, that’s all…..nothing negative in that….

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
6:04 pm

PR – We are finally able to leave the house today!

You sound like my kid…LOL

2Can – naw man, you’re a’ight with me…all in blog fun and love…my significant ex

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
6:05 pm

Awww, you two still have feelings for each other.

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
6:06 pm

I’m gonna send him pics from out 2038 outing :)

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
6:06 pm

“our”

ya’ll reckon folks still reading?

2CPTG

January 3rd, 2011
6:06 pm

Purp…..I have love for all my ex’s….they had to have a spot in my heart if they were wives……I don’t cut ‘em off entirely…

2CPTG

January 3rd, 2011
6:07 pm

C, they prolly are……laughin their asses off….

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
6:08 pm

Im going to have to install video camera’s in my home…LOL

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
6:08 pm

LOLOL….yep, I’m sure. I don’t hang around just to read late but if I’m still working I have it up reading…I’ve laughed many a days at blue and Simple Man so I’m sure someone is reading.

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
6:09 pm

PR – Why are you installing a video camera in the home outside of catching burglars??

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
6:10 pm

I’m sure I know the answer, I was being funny….alright gents I’m heading out…good day!

Oh Happy New Year to you both and whomever else is reading :)

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
6:11 pm

ohh, no reason. LOL

Celisea

January 3rd, 2011
6:11 pm

2038….mark the day!!

2CPTG

January 3rd, 2011
6:13 pm

you too, C……Have a good evening….

Purple Rain

January 3rd, 2011
6:14 pm

I am whatever you say I am-who am I kidding, I like the dude

January 3rd, 2011
7:53 pm

<—–selling my award on Ebay as we speak