Warning labels may not be written on a post-it note and smacked on a person’s forehead, but they are there. Oh, but what if they did exist?
Danger: This man is prone to become jealous of your male friends that pose no threat.
Caution: This man has the worst bedroom skills ever.
Beware: This man has the best bedroom skills ever. You will become disillusioned and dazed, enter at your own risk.
Alert! This man has the personality of a lobotomized turkey.
Wouldn’t it be cool if there were warning labels to save us the wasted time and trouble of finding out the hard way?
It would also be interesting if we had “good warning labels” that would be like an engaging preview to the coming attractions of a wonderful movie. Good warning signs would tell all the great things you have to offer someone who is deserving of your best.
Caution: Fiercely loyal. Will motivate and support your dreams and won’t let you give up on them.
Beware: Has a tendency to relentlessly pursue your happiness.
Danger: Has the staying power to endure hardships, drama and refuses to give up on your relationship.
What are some good and bad warning labels that you would place on people you have dated or married?
What are some good and bad warning labels you would put on yourself: be honest!
Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta