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Do pick-up lines ever work?

If you ever want to do a little “single” people watching, hang out at a sports bar or in the mall. You will probably notice the completely entertaining ways we approach one another.

I have seen women literally go out of their way to “bump” into a good-looking man (ok, that was actually me); I have even spotted a guy walk up and ask a woman if she wanted to fly to Las Vegas for the weekend!

Whatever the approach is, I always wonder if the person has ever used that pick up line before and more importantly, did it actually work?

Do you use pick up lines to do cold approaches? I have to say that the right line from the right man could probably work like a charm. Maybe they aren’t all bad!

What is the best/worst pick up line you have used on someone?

I would love to hear those “you had me at hello” stories that only seem to happen in the movies! Has someone ever had your attention (in a good way!) from the moment your eyes met? What did they say?

Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta Blog

267 comments Add your comment

YesSheIsCute

November 19th, 2010
8:38 am

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
8:41 am

do pickup lines ever work?
Um….speaking on just my own experience, I don’t belive so.
I always received corny pick up lines that make you cringe.
I prefer someone to just come up to me and say hello, blah, blah, blah…..
But as long as guys continue to get a reaction (good or bad) from pick up lines, they will continue to use them.

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
8:42 am

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
8:42 am

LOL I rather be a stick up artist than a pick up artist. LOL :roll:

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
8:42 am

Oh well maybe I’m the first after the 2nd post

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
8:42 am

Slim: the votes are in, you are actually 3rd. Please see Vanna for your consolation prize.

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
8:43 am

Ok, I am…I give up….I’m here dayummit

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
8:44 am

Kill now: My coworker Nicki Minaj is in the building.
Ugh!!! :-(

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
8:44 am

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
8:46 am

typo: Meant Kill me now.

1) Does this chick realize how annoying she is
2) After wearing weaves for so long, does one eventually start to believe that is their real hair
3)I will pay for her speech therapist if she would STOP making her voice winy like Nicki’s
4) Just because she is from Los Angeles (my coworker) does not make her a celebrity

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
8:50 am

I heard that the Starship off Tara Blvd got robbed this week. It’s so crazy because I was just there last Friday. Woooow…talking about close call because there was a suspicious looking young fellow that came in. The cashier chick had to repeat at least 3 times a request to see his ID. I suppose he must not have had it so he left out. My friend and I leave out and the dude is sitting in the car with what looked like 3 other dudes. The one on the passenger side (channeling TLC No Scrubs here) rolled down his window to speak. Next thing I know I’m getting a whiff of what they were blowing on. He then blows the horn at me to ask if my friend and I smoke. I quickly answered no, and got in my ride to leave.

2CPTG© - "that dude from da innanet"

November 19th, 2010
8:50 am

g’morning….

of course pick-up lines work….the key is being able to think on your feet, and it, the line, being appropriate for the situation at hand…..

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
8:53 am

The only “Lines” that seems to have any effect are those w/good humor. Everything else just get’s lost in the wash.

czBrat

November 19th, 2010
8:57 am

morning all!

it’s official: i’ve been on the blog long enough to see recycled topics. LOL
don’t feel like telling that “pickup line” story again, so i’ll lurk while i wait for my chariot to arrive and whisk me off to the mountains. i’m so excited!!! :lol:

Mr_NYC

November 19th, 2010
9:02 am

What was it that dude from SNL would say “Can I buy you a fish sammich?”

2CPTG© - "that dude from da innanet"

November 19th, 2010
9:02 am

Slim, honey, I’mma need for you to stay outta harm’s way…can’t have my baby a victim of random circumstance! I need you in one, slim, whole, sexy piece……

Dan - simply...Superior

November 19th, 2010
9:07 am

Morning,

Yes, pick up lines work if:

1) you’re cute enough to get any with it; and

2) if they’re delivered wryly, with both parties in on the joke.

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
9:08 am

Good morning.

I think pickup lines work. Some are very clever and immediately illicit a smile! Now, the corny ones like “Is Mr. Whipple willing to share” makes me want to throat punch someone!

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
9:10 am

@czB ~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING. There will be a surprise in the cabin just from me…not really! But my good wishes will be all around you. :lol: :lol:

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
9:10 am

2C – Honey you know how i like when you lookout for me…One of the many reasons we’re in this blog-marriage. ;-)

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
9:11 am

“…if they’re delivered wryly,” THAT IS KEY!

DaddyDapper

November 19th, 2010
9:14 am

Pimpin!

Pick-up lines seem to be the more unatural approach to initial conversation. Unless, there’s bonafide comedy within the line to break the ice, be prepared for shame upon thy face! Being natural is the safest bet, b/c you should know exactly who you are and be confident in that. And look, stop being so critical of people from the jump…we all like people who are down to earth!

Keep it Pimpin!

blue®

November 19th, 2010
9:16 am

Morning Peoples….biggg yawwwwnnn….
pick up lines huh? cant think of one that ever worked on me, but they are fun to listen to, its like that lady who went and moved into the mountains to watch the gorillas….just sit there and watch the craziness lol…amazingly enough they do work tho, you hear lines like “heaven must be missing an angel”, roll your eyes and say she cant go with this loser, but she does and your like d@mn!!

blue®

November 19th, 2010
9:29 am

random: going to the ASO tonight…what do you where there? dont have to call all formal and all do i?

blue®

November 19th, 2010
9:29 am

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
9:31 am

Slim: You might have to order your stuff online. Or better yet, host a passion party so you can at least get a discount and some free stuff

Kym

November 19th, 2010
9:33 am

Happy Birthday CZBRAT!!! Have a great time..

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
9:33 am

I need a grilled cheese sandmich.
So in this scenario, a cute dude offering to buy me one would qualify as a successful pick up line :lol:

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
9:33 am

Happy Born Day CZBRAT!!!

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
9:36 am

I am – I was really just tagging along with a friend of mine while she picked some things up for her trip to the cabins with her hubby. So I wasn’t looking for anything. I would prefer to re-up on some adult novelties once i’m in something waaaayyyyy more serious of a committment. However, we also went to a lingerie store and I enjoyed trying on some outfits for fun. lol

czBrat

November 19th, 2010
9:37 am

LOL @ Leggs. you’re a nut! thanx mama.

blue, if you go ga style you might be able to dress down a bit. the nyc in you should demand you pull on the lbd.

diva’s topic has me in the mood for people watching. just spent the last two days in and out of airports; one of my fave people-watching spots.

blue®

November 19th, 2010
9:38 am

@CZ – happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..

czBrat

November 19th, 2010
9:39 am

Kym, I AM … thank you ladies. i’m rolling out the welcome mat for the 4-twins this weekend. :)

czBrat

November 19th, 2010
9:41 am

i hear you, blue ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ such a lovely voice you have! LOL

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
9:41 am

Okay Slim will then you and your friend might need to find a different starship in a better neighborhood oh wait, they are all in the ghetto
Um..starship has a website :wink:

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
9:42 am

LOL…Up until Wed, I thought Slim was a dude…. LOL
No wonder she was lacking a response when I had strippers and poles in the blog bar. LOL!

blue®

November 19th, 2010
9:44 am

@cz – yeah, heard of folks going in jeans and all, and that just seems sleezy to me…was thinking lbd and some nice black boots…taking mi madre…its her birthday :) ….taking midget maestro too, just seemed wrong to leave him home and all lol

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
9:46 am

Oh please oh please let the regular cafe dude be available to cook me up my grilled cheese. Plllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeee!!!!!!!

2CPTG© - "that dude from da innanet"

November 19th, 2010
9:47 am

“LOL…Up until Wed, I thought Slim was a dude…”

huh??? gal, what’s up with your perception?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
9:49 am

I dunno…blog sex decipher not workin so good :-(

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
9:51 am

Me: snicker bar hiding in pocket., Points pocket up at dude.
Look Ma’an!!! I want my grilled cheese now cook me up my grilled cheese!
Dude: Alright Alright! Please don’t shoot!
Me: Let me get eggstraw cheese on that joint!
Dude: sure, whatever!
ME:pays the counter lady. What? No chocolate chip cookies?
Points pocket at counter lady…
Counter lady: Okay Okay I’ll make the chocolate chip cookies.
Don’t shoot!

Kym

November 19th, 2010
9:54 am

Good Morning All,

Sorry I didn’t have muct to add to the topic..so I shall play with my newest gadget..and lurk. Oh yeah Leggs..how they gonna call the name of a woman just down the road from me for the money..but skip me? Its rigged I tell ya..rigged.

SexyCool

November 19th, 2010
9:58 am

SexyCool

November 19th, 2010
10:00 am

OH…and the pick up line that had me at hello….TheDude….

“I don’t mean to stare, but I think you’re beautiful.”

Yep…that got me…still has me…will always have….

Kym

November 19th, 2010
10:00 am

Aww Sexy I read your blog..I do that from time to time. The truth is the light.

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
10:02 am

@Kym ~ unreal and I listen religiously! 3 of my neighbors have knocked on my door about me missing the question on Regis! Said I didn’t represent our cul-de-sac. I could only laugh and slam the door in their faces!

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
10:03 am

I am – me…a dude?….wow. 2C I must not be doing something right. So now that I think about it, did she also assume that you had flewn to California to blog marry another DUDE????

I am – I’m sending you to time out for a little while and NO grilled cheese for you. lol

Dan - simply...Superior

November 19th, 2010
10:04 am

Many happy returns Mz. Brat..

blue®

November 19th, 2010
10:05 am

alright, feeling like I Am here…i want a pancake…and cheese eggs…brb

SexyCool

November 19th, 2010
10:05 am

czB…I’ve been on the blog so long that I think almost EVERY topic is recycled in some form or another. I really don’t think there is ANYthing that we have not discussed…dating/relationship related or not…on this forum.

LOL!

For Real q

November 19th, 2010
10:21 am

Happy Birthday Brat!!!!

Pick up lines:

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:22 am

back from a 30 minute break :shock:
Hope noone finds out about that.

I missed the part about the wedding SLim. My bad.

Munching on omelet-miffed about it not being grilled cheese.

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
10:24 am

‘Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?’

FOr Real – I think i saw that line on a commercial recently. I thought it was funny then. lololol

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:28 am

‘Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?’

ALOL!!!!!

Real: Since it’s Friday, can we get a skit from you today?

Delight23

November 19th, 2010
10:28 am

Bom dia peoples!!

“4) Just because she is from Los Angeles (my coworker) does not make her a celebrity”

:lol: I am m whatever you say I am. Now you Atlanta is home Stuntin’ Rehabilitation Capital. Isht load of people come here to rehabilitate their former selves into faux stunters, while talking out the side of their necks about how slow, country and downlow the A is. :roll:

Hartsfield isn’t the 3rd busiest airport in the world for nothing. There always a flight waiting to carry your azz somewhere else. :D

czBrat

November 19th, 2010
10:30 am

Dan, For Real …. thanx bunches! oh, and For Real … ugh!
Leggs, i’m laughing at you slamming doors on folks but um, Regis as in the tv show? what did i miss??

i bet you’ve seen em all, SexyC. and still keeping the convo fresh! when i saw the topic i felt like my first blog birthday.

blue®

November 19th, 2010
10:32 am

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:33 am

“…..Hartsfield isn’t the 3rd busiest airport in the world for nothing. There always a flight waiting to carry your azz somewhere else…..”

Can someone carry her azz back to LA?

Dan - simply...Superior

November 19th, 2010
10:34 am

I’ll be using that “parking ticket” line soon…

Delight23

November 19th, 2010
10:34 am

@topic: pick-up lines make me cringe and make my ears automatically close, so…

Hello, perhaps?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:34 am

I heard this once on the blog:

Do you play the lotto? No, okay here’s my number…make sure you use them.

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:35 am

Worst pick up lines ever?

1) Dang girl you look like someone I could fugg on film
2) do you want to be the hoe in my video?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:36 am

I meant : instead of ?

Delight23

November 19th, 2010
10:38 am

“2) do you want to be the hoe in my video?”

I un’know. I think that might work in a skrip club. :?

blue®

November 19th, 2010
10:41 am

Don’t you know me from somewhere?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:42 am

skrip club!!! LOL!!!!

Actually, someone used those lines on my homegirl while we were on campus in college.

When we gave him the sideeye, he proceeded to convince us he was a student

Dude: “Yeah, I’m a student. I go to school here. Look! I have on a backpack!

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
10:44 am

@czB ~ you got mail.

Dan - simply...Superior

November 19th, 2010
10:45 am

I have used some version of a pick up line with:

“bafwater”

“biskits and gravee”

“peanut butta and bread”

But they work with that southern twang, and start ‘em off with “guuuulll”

For Real

November 19th, 2010
10:45 am

Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

You got something on your chest.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see! (Then you bite your bottom lip and look sexy at her)

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:45 am

Pick up lines I hope no guy uses:

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”

Blackfoote

November 19th, 2010
10:46 am

Morning ATL:

Yes they do work and they are often corny as hell. Excuse me mam I am officer Jones here’s my rose I am taking custody of you for stealing my heart.

Happy BDay Brat: We don’t buy no drinks at the bar we pop champagne cause we got that dough.

Melo!!

November 19th, 2010
10:46 am

Skrip club pick up lines:
U got such beautiful lips,mouf and teeth..wanna bite my sausage?

u walk with such grace like a horse,can I ride on you?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:47 am

ALOL @ Melo!

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:48 am

A line that I will use when I see a hot cop:

Officer Goodbody!!! Arrest me! Arrest me!!!!

blue®

November 19th, 2010
10:49 am

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart

Dan - simply...Superior

November 19th, 2010
10:49 am

@For Real

“What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.”

Got the T-shirt on deeztees.com

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
10:49 am

I am – Yeah you can’t fall for that backpack trick bc For Real always carries one….his backpack is like Mary Poppins magic luggage bag with any and everything inside from duct tape, to mixmatched socks, to a cordless telephone cord, old scratch off tickets, a pager, a pen with no ink, one spare flat bike tire, saran wrap, an aluminum foil ball, 4 pennies, and a bag of Pixie Sticks.

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:50 am

I know there isn’t a dog in my office, but did someone just bark :shock:

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:50 am

Slim: you got me in stitches! :lol:

blue®

November 19th, 2010
10:51 am

Hi, I’m Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?

Dan - simply...Superior

November 19th, 2010
10:51 am

I once told this long legged babe that “[she] kicked me” from across the room.

And… #win

PS. If you’re not on this Cee-lo….I feel sorry for your mother….

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:52 am

For Real: What do you need saran wrap for? :shock:

For Real

November 19th, 2010
10:52 am

STAY OUT MY STUFF SLIM!!!!!

Damn now I can find my baby bottles!

blue®

November 19th, 2010
10:53 am

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:53 am

Dude: Hey I’m Pinochioo, wanna have fun while I’ll tell the truth and lie?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:54 am

I’m a cookie, wanna be my monster? :lol:

For Real

November 19th, 2010
10:54 am

Slim did you take my tussy? And where is my can of spray with the indian on it?

blue®

November 19th, 2010
10:54 am

I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.

@i am – i like that last one, lol

czBrat

November 19th, 2010
10:55 am

thanx BF. and i hope to God you’ve never actually used that line. please tell me you haven’t actually used that line. LOL

Leggs, you gotta email me @ home.

ok, For Real. when you go the extra step to add the visual … now THAT’s hilarious!

For Real

November 19th, 2010
10:55 am

Blue: um your pick up lines would inspire me to show a chick my 40 time.

2CPTG© - "that dude from da innanet"

November 19th, 2010
10:57 am

I heard this once on the blog:
Do you play the lotto? No, okay here’s my number…make sure you use them.

naw…….close, but not quite like that…..

Edmo

November 19th, 2010
10:57 am

Does your husband let you date? Always get’s a laugh and you collect important information by the response

blue®

November 19th, 2010
10:58 am

@For Real – translation please lol

For Real

November 19th, 2010
10:58 am

Brat: How does this one make you feel: If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
10:59 am

@I am ~ you wouldn’t dare say that to a cop. :lol: :lol:

@czB ~ I forgot…will do!

For Real

November 19th, 2010
11:00 am

Kym do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

For Real

November 19th, 2010
11:01 am

Blue: 40 times: how fast I can run

2CPTG© - "that dude from da innanet"

November 19th, 2010
11:01 am

I see I’mma have to dispense some game today….

a pick-up line ain’t necessarily gotta be funny……you gotta “capture” her attention; actually make her “listen” to what you’re saying…yeah, sometimes humor will work, but what if you’re not in a setting where humor is appropriate? Again, you gotta think outside the box; “know your audience,” type of thing….and go from there…..

Blackfoote

November 19th, 2010
11:01 am

blue:

“Hi, (the voices in my head) told me to come over and talk to you”

This one will have them thinking………LOL

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
11:02 am

For Real – I threw that jar of Tussy out. It was empty and I couldn’t stand to keep seeing you take that one fanga and try to scrap the last wee little bit off the sides, anymore. As far as that can with the Indian on it, you may want to ask I Am…I saw her spraying her underwear draw with it.

For Real

November 19th, 2010
11:02 am

Leggs: The word for today is Leggs, how about we go back to your place and spread the word?

Melo!!

November 19th, 2010
11:03 am

To signal to her u angling for a quick hit:

U look nice,I would luv to chill wit u,your place or mine?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
11:05 am

Leggs: If I he was hot, and I was sober not the one in trouble, oh yes I would!!!!

blue®

November 19th, 2010
11:05 am

@For Real – blame the website, lol
http://www.quotemountain.com/sayings/funny_pick_up_lines/
@Blackfoote – lol, that one might actually strike up convo with me (wouldnt get me to your place, but convo) cause oddballs like that are soo entertaining, lol

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
11:06 am

Pick up lines establishments use:

Varsity: Wdayyah have?? Wdaayyah have??
Prostitues: $50 bucks…$150 and I go all night

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
11:07 am

Does your husband let you date? Always get’s a laugh and you collect important information by the response.

That’s one statement I would never laugh to, but to each their own. Ok, I can see that you can get some useful information by the response, but the biggest information I would have gathered is the fact that he’s contemplating being disrespectful himself and step to another man’s wife?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
11:09 am

For Real: 40 times really fast : sofa king
Sounds real funny when you have the automated voicemail voice say it.

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
11:11 am

“…..And where is my can of spray with the indian on it?….”

ROTFLMAO!!

blue®

November 19th, 2010
11:11 am

ooohh Ipod Flashback –

why do we scream at each other…
this is what it sounds like When Doves Cry….

For Real

November 19th, 2010
11:13 am

Slim want to commit some black on black crime?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
11:15 am

Slimm : your 11:02 not funny :shock:
Okay, buy Dayum…did you have to tell ererybody?

Edmo

November 19th, 2010
11:15 am

Leggs, you missed the point. You say it to single girls and start gathering info. She may respond that she is not married and you ask about the boyfriend. It goes on and on from there or you find out it’s not worth spending any time on. Gotta go. The little white ball calls

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
11:16 am

how could you just leave standing…. a lonely the world is cold …so cold….Maybe you’re just like my mother….she’s never satisfied…maybe your just like father…too bold….

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
11:22 am

‘want to commit some black on black crime?’

For Real – Nah, but if you want to compromise and commit some black on pink crime then i’m all in. Just give me time to run by the house and pick up my Cup O’ Noodles, a pencil sharpener and the June 1982 issue of Jet Magazine

Blackfoote

November 19th, 2010
11:23 am

Leggs:

Morning sweetcake what are you typing in today Itenglish?……..LOL

Hungry Hungry Hippo

November 19th, 2010
11:24 am

I call my husband and ask him to “pick up” dinner on his way home. Works everytime.

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
11:27 am

@Edmo ~ I got what you’re saying. I had in my mind the guy who asked me that very same question and still proceeded to whisper in my ear…I know some guys will stop depending on the answer and some will continue…that’s what I meant.

“You say it to single girls and start gathering info.” Ok, but you don’t know they’re single when you first approach them. I got your point nonetheless.

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
11:28 am

My son uses pick up lines on me all the time

Son: Mommy mommy pick me up. pick me up please

For Real

November 19th, 2010
11:30 am

“June 1982 issue of Jet Magazine” – Damn you have the coolest stuff Slim and that Jet magazine is impressive too!

Dan - simply...Superior

November 19th, 2010
11:31 am

“The picture is perfect
A keepsake ’cause the occasion is rare
She’s poetry in motion
So proud to say that I was there
To pull her up from the ground
She stands out in a crowd
Oh my, how she’s grown
Hold her with both my hands
Then put her on the table
When I get her home”

–Cee-Lo Green (from Adamsville) “Wildflower”

Seriously folks…..cop that

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
11:32 am

I will knock a guy out if he ever says this to me

Beauty is why GOD invented eyeballs and your booty is why GOD invented my balls

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
11:33 am

REal: Slim will you do me the honor of being my blog wife
Slim: Well….hm…..okay
REal: Yippee!
Slim: Don’t I get a ring?
Real: no

SexyCool

November 19th, 2010
11:35 am

Can we say “Overkill?”

Melo!!

November 19th, 2010
11:37 am

coming to her from behind:

that’s some nice stuff u got there in ur trunk!

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
11:37 am

For Real – If you think that’s impressive, wait until I reveal to you my magic carpet ride. It’s definitely a rarity that I don’t let everyone in on…but see, you’re special and I know your eclectic mouf…oops meant mind can handle it. :mrgreen: :lol:

SexyCool

November 19th, 2010
11:37 am

Matter of fact…Let me just say, “Close window.”

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
11:38 am

LOL Melo!!!
HAHA!!! At let me guess… you would end it by saying let me put my junk in that trunk

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
11:39 am

Am I wrong for wanting this for Christmas?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

Melo!!

November 19th, 2010
11:41 am

Drop lines(benching lines):

at 11.00 pm,after 4 rounds of s3x at her crib:

Dude putting on pants as chic is lying naked on the bed:

See ya,didn’t mean to stay!

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
11:41 am

SexyCool – No re-entry bracelets are going to be given out today. Once you leave you’ll have to pay the full admission price again. lol

Blackfoote

November 19th, 2010
11:41 am

Melo:

You get it everytime you never fails me……….LOL

For Real

November 19th, 2010
11:56 am

“I know your eclectic mouf…oops meant mind can handle it.” – Don’t forget I’m the inventor of famous earmuffintectomy procedure and I see it’s time for anal I mean annual. Unless you want me too!

Susan

November 19th, 2010
11:57 am

If a real nice-looking guy uses the pick-up line, it may work despite being rather dumb. But he’d be much better off just walking up and saying hello with a non-suggestive compliment. (Something like “You have a pretty smile” instead of “you’ve got a nice rack”.) Otherwise, most women are just going to think “Lord, what a loser!”

There is no such thing as a “pick up” line so comical and wonderful that a woman is going to think “Wow…I’ve got to go home with this guy and screw him!” If he’s nice-looking, we wonder “why does a cute guy have to be stupid?”…and if he’s ordinary-looking or even ugly, we just think “guys like this shouldn’t even be allowed in the bar”.

It’s unfortunate that there’s a double-standard there, but guys and girls both have to live with it. But why would a guy ever start off with a lame “trying to be funny” pick-up line?

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
11:58 am

For Real – um….errrrr….baby steps….let’s not get way behind…i mean ahead of ourselves. ;-)

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
11:59 am

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
12:00 pm

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
12:01 pm

You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.

What’s the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
12:02 pm

I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.

For Real

November 19th, 2010
12:03 pm

“let’s not get way behind…i mean ahead of ourselves.” – I think I have a semi….. Yep it’s a semi.. Slim care to make it a “strong possible”?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
12:03 pm

Wehpaaa!!!! Carlito!

Kym

November 19th, 2010
12:04 pm

For Real..what did you say about your package?

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
12:06 pm

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.

Miss, If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
12:07 pm

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
12:10 pm

I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to do it on the floor

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
12:12 pm

@PR ~ the speed limit one was funny.

@I am ~ if that’s what you want for Christmas, pretty sure your child’s father would love to put that under the tree for you. That skit made me chuckle. I’ve never seen it, but heard about it.

blue®

November 19th, 2010
12:16 pm

random: i saw eeyore footie pajamas for grown people when i was at walmart last night getting dog food….i want ‘em….

Delight23

November 19th, 2010
12:18 pm

“You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away”

That’s just cold. :D

Blackfoote

November 19th, 2010
12:18 pm

Purp:

I’m gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there………The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to do it on the floor

Damn………LOL

Slut

November 19th, 2010
12:18 pm

Of course pickup lines work – with half the hoes who comment on this blog, all a man has to say is: “I’ve got a dick.” and these women will go after him!

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
12:23 pm

Melo!!

November 19th, 2010
12:25 pm

U got a beautiful body!

nine xs

Melo!!

November 19th, 2010
12:28 pm

U got a beautiful body!

(works,9 x outa 10, although the lady does not realize,the guy shied from saying anything about get face) :lol:

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
12:29 pm

My pickup lines 100% don’t work 100% of the time. LOL

blue®

November 19th, 2010
12:31 pm

Fake doctor jailed for giving breast exams in bars

SALMON, Idaho (Reuters) – An Idaho judge has set bond at $100,000 for a Boise woman police say posed as a physician and duped at least two other women into having their breasts examined by her at Boise-area nightclubs.

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
12:34 pm

@blue ~ I don’t blame the fake doctor. I blamed the dumba$$ women. Dang, how much alcohol did they have in their system to go for that! They should be evaluated for being so dumb and showing they’re a danger to themselves!

???

November 19th, 2010
12:34 pm

SLUT GOT KNOCKED OFF BY BLOG MEN. MUST HAVE FELL FOR THE I GOT A DICK LINE :)

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
12:35 pm

So it was a woman fake doctor and not a male fake doctor. Proof that women are dumber than men, a man will just squeeze her breast. LOL

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
12:36 pm

Nice breast, wanna screw?

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
12:37 pm

(clears my throat and then screams) “I HAVE A WANG!” (no I am waiting for the women to come)

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
12:37 pm

blue – the women who opted for an Alcohol-induced breast exam should be fined. Never once was I ever out on the town and wanted some random chick rubbing the itty bitties in a circular motion from the armpit to the ipples….wait…on second thought, it doesn’t sound half bad. Your honor, I would like to retract that initial statement. :lol:

(Slim has now entered a state of delirium…she will not or cannot be held liable for any further willy nilly statements from this point forward)

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
12:38 pm

We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and …..

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
12:38 pm

I wonder what results she gave to the two women! Probably both false positives prompting exchange of numbers for a follow up! Just dumb!

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
12:39 pm

I am going to market myself as a bathroom gynecologist…in bars

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
12:39 pm

Slim now :lol: @ Purple who heard a whisper tell him, while standing in a cornfield, “IF you expose that wang, they’ll get up on that thang”

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
12:39 pm

@PR ~ stop…I’m cracking up with we’re going to dance to one song…

blue®

November 19th, 2010
12:40 pm

@Leggs – im with you, like the chicks who go to the doctor for issues down there, he precribes an “ointment” that can only be applied on the tip of his penis….dumb@sses….
@PR – thats how its reported, but the article says that theres some confusion there, as the person arrested identifies herself as a female, using hte name Kristina, but has a criminal record as a man, Kristoffer… 8O sp you tell me, whats going on there ?

blue®

November 19th, 2010
12:42 pm

@Slim/Leggs – she claimed to be a plastic surgeon, giving consultations on breast augmentation and liposuction

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
12:44 pm

@blue ~ AND??????????? How gullible can one be. Who in their right mind would want an examination at a bar/club! They need to be fined/evaluated not the fake doctor for getting her groove on!

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
12:46 pm

And, what happens in the ladies’ room, stays in the ladies’ room….

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
12:47 pm

I think i’m going to start my own club bathroom investment service. Patrons in their Goose-induced haze will invest their money with my company. I in turn will make good on that investment by paying my bills, buying my family and friends nice gifts this holiday season, therefore boosting & improving the state of the economy. Any of yall care to sign up today?

blue®

November 19th, 2010
12:48 pm

@Leggs – just mean theres really no results, false or positive, to give….but im wondering from the “patient” perspective…if the doc does her exam/consultation in the bar, where does she do the procedure 8O….”after last call meet me at my car, i got my instruments in the back” lmao

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
12:58 pm

Slim, it’s not working yet. LOL

Leggs that one may work. LOL

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
1:05 pm

Purp – Did you pull it allll the way out? Maybe you need to let some of the slack loose…unless of course, you’re at the end of the rope. :lol:

blue®

November 19th, 2010
1:07 pm

any tips on surviving a middle school pep rally?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
1:12 pm

I got icecream!!!!!!!!!!!!

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
1:12 pm

blue – yeah…go sit in your car until it’s done ;-)

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
1:12 pm

“…any tips on surviving a middle school pep rally?….”

Go Hard or Go Home!!!! :lol:

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
1:13 pm

Slim, I am really starting to think that there are no blog sluts here at all and that it’s just a myth. I mean non-slutty women want me so why don’t the sluts want me? I’ll leave the porch light on

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
1:13 pm

@blue ~ I realize there’s no real results. Just thought she could follow it up with asking for their number.

Pep rally, smile a lot.

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
1:14 pm

Tips on surviving a middle school pep rally? Two words: Jail Bait

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
1:14 pm

Also, put a small flask in your purse!!!!

blue®

November 19th, 2010
1:16 pm

i dont wanna go…kids have cuties…especially middle schoolers….might need that flask….

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
1:17 pm

“…..@I am ~ if that’s what you want for Christmas, pretty sure your child’s father would love to put that under the tree for you…..”

Oh, no! I hope not! :shock:

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
1:18 pm

MY PRIVATE PART DIED

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

‘Yes, Nurse Tracy ,’ said Mr. Wallace.

‘My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.’

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace.. Please accept my condolences.’

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part
hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. ‘Mr. Wallace,’ she said,
‘You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.’

‘But, Nurse Tracy I can’t,’ replied Mr. Wallace.
‘I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

‘Yes,’ said Nurse Tracy, ‘you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?’

‘Well,’ he replied, ‘Today is the viewing.’

OK

November 19th, 2010
1:19 pm

pure comedy corner today

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
1:20 pm

I thought it’s the “cuties” that get you go and the “cooties” that keep you away… :wink:

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
1:20 pm

Purp – well you may have to go back to the drawing board with those lines. Or did you consider doing a little MANscaping? All that extra foliage is not enticing any blog sluts. lol

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
1:26 pm

OK – Is there something wong?…wif comedy dat iz?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
1:27 pm

iT’S always a bad situation when someeone’s food smells like armit
#can I borrow Real’s spray with the Indian on the label#

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
1:27 pm

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
1:29 pm

@SlimNU ~ I took OK’s comment as a “thank you” and keep em coming… :lol:

blue®

November 19th, 2010
1:30 pm

alright people, off to this pep-rally…keep your fingers crossed that i dont end up on the news for smacking a cheerleader….

have a good weekend

OK

November 19th, 2010
1:30 pm

@Leggs…yes the laughs are much needed today

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
1:35 pm

ALOL @ Slim!!!

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
1:35 pm

Slim, I have a nice trim. :)

DreamsMaterialize

November 19th, 2010
1:36 pm

pickup lines have been successful on every woman on this blog, even if you don’t know it. Ask your past/current boyfriends.

DreamsMaterialize

November 19th, 2010
1:37 pm

Oh and hello to all my beautiful blog queens.

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
1:38 pm

‘Slim, I have a nice trim’

Purp – I know you looooove you some Juilia but can we Leave the Mrs outta this…I was asking YOU about YOUR area. :lol:

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
1:39 pm

I need a red bull w/Goose. I’m tired of trying to fight the Itis over here when all I can think about is going out to my car and taking a much needed nap. Yaaawwwwwn!

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
1:39 pm

Slim, LOL. LOL :)

whitey

November 19th, 2010
1:39 pm

This blog is a riot but its been taken over entirely by black humor. I can’t understand the lingo, the double entendres, the language that is not known to us folk. Can you please discuss in a manner that all can understand!! Even your monikers identify you- the melo’s, sexy cools, innanet dude, etc. Help!

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
1:40 pm

Hello to you too!!

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
1:40 pm

“…..(clears my throat and then screams) “I HAVE A WANG!”…..”

Off in the distance, you hear an echo…
A cold wind blows.
A tumbleweed rolls by
Silence
and in the distance, a violin plays

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
1:45 pm

whitey – you may want to check the bottom of the screen where you can select the language that best suits you….click on IGNINT and that might help. lol My bad…oops my apologies, we’ve gotten off to a rocky start. So jus’ wut iz it you’s needin helps wit my friend? Maybees I cen helpt cha.

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
1:47 pm

Simply put, perhaps you’re on the wrong blog!

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
1:48 pm

whitey – Oh and last time I checked, Purple wasn’t black. He maybe able to translate for you if you become confused on the English presented here.

Purp – would you mind escorting our new friend and giving them the tour, rules, guidelines, etc of blogsville? (Slim now whispers to Purp) Try to speak a little slower though and you may wanna put your wang back up until after its sex is determined. ;-)

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
1:50 pm

Hey Dreams!
Oh, here’s the key back to the blog bar. Thank you for letting me use it.
You will now see that I have made some improvements to the bar stippers, pole, DJ’s, disco ball, and free donkey rides compliments of Fred

Vick-toria's Secret

November 19th, 2010
1:51 pm

whitey you be trippin! youz gotzta get out da desk chair, strip off da tie and meet some reel peepz.

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
1:51 pm

Okay let me see if i have this right

For Real: dude. check
Slim: chick. Check
Leggs: Chick. Check
Purple: dude. Check
Whitey: Hermaphadite

whitey

November 19th, 2010
1:51 pm

I appreciate all the offers of help!

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
1:52 pm

beginning to think these new bloggers are actually old bloggers recycled :roll:

SexyCool

November 19th, 2010
1:53 pm

Perhaps, like the DEA, you should employ the skills of an Ebonics translator.

Just realized that I am officially bilingual. I should ask for a pay raise.

DreamsMaterialize

November 19th, 2010
1:57 pm

I can’t understand the lingo, the double entendres, the language that is not known to us folk.
whitey The etymology of “double entendre” is french, inidicating that the usage of “double meaning” as a colloquial and literary tool is in no way unique to blacks. Not to mention that the usage of double meaning is present in ALL languages going back to the most ancient literary sources. Besides, people from many cultures and ethnicities comment on this blog regularly and have no problem expressing their perspectives or understanding those of others. The inability to comprehend is actually a deficiency in communication skills.

fRed

November 19th, 2010
1:57 pm

i Am NOt a dunkeY!!

fRed

November 19th, 2010
1:58 pm

stiPPers haf candy?

OK

November 19th, 2010
1:58 pm

translate Ebonics to white folk talk….too funny

Purple Rain

November 19th, 2010
1:58 pm

Echo, echo echo

Slim why do you want me to give the whitey a tour? Why me? LOL

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
2:00 pm

I’m sorry fred….but that’s what your birth certificate said.
Nooooo! you cannot have candy!!!!

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
2:01 pm

“The etymology of “double entendre” is french, inidicating that the usage of “double meaning” as a colloquial and literary tool is in no way unique to blacks. Not to mention that the usage of double meaning is present in ALL languages going back to the most ancient literary sources. Besides, people from many cultures and ethnicities comment on this blog regularly and have no problem expressing their perspectives or understanding those of others. The inability to comprehend is actually a deficiency in communication skills.”

Was that more your speed, whitey? I can see him standing in from of a classroom saying all of this!

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
2:02 pm

Purp – I read in your blog profile that you were trilingual, hence your ability to keep up with the blog, so what better hands could I trust our newbie in, than yours.

fRed

November 19th, 2010
2:08 pm

#&**(!! non RiDes forr i AM…

can too HaF canny…birf cetifiCAte sez SO

Kym

November 19th, 2010
2:18 pm

Okay I am not going to even try to catch up..cause it’s Friday and I know y’all are wayyy off topic. So what are the weekend plans? Its going to be a chilly one.

SexyCool

November 19th, 2010
2:38 pm

K-to-tha…I thought it was supposed to be in mid and upper 60’s this weekend?

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
2:40 pm

The weather is going to be gorgeous this weekend. Mornings somewhat nippy, but pretty nonetheless.

For Real (With a Key Sissssssyyyyyyy)

November 19th, 2010
2:43 pm

What’s happs for the weekend Blog Fam?

Blackfoote

November 19th, 2010
2:45 pm

Damn Cynthia Tucker takes a beating on her blog by the conservatives and Pee Partyers. Pure battles are raging.

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
2:50 pm

I’m sorry I dozed off. Did I miss anything?

Dan - simply...Superior

November 19th, 2010
3:14 pm

Off topic:

Can anyone here imagine what it must be like to be Ruby and Tito Jackson and have had Mike as a little brother? Think about trying to dispense life advice to your “little brother when he’s paying your bills”

Willow and Jaden Smith’s older brother is ROIHG

Sassy Me..Onward and Upward :-)

November 19th, 2010
3:18 pm

beginning to think these new bloggers are actually old bloggers recycled

Uh huh…me too..

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
3:23 pm

So if I recycled my moniker would that then make me SlimPartDeux?

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
3:29 pm

Or how about 2Slim …..yeah…yeah dat’s the ticket.

Sassy Me..Onward and Upward :-)

November 19th, 2010
3:30 pm

Slim</strong it sure does :lol:

Sassy Me..Onward and Upward :-)

November 19th, 2010
3:31 pm

Umm errr ahh didn’t mean to bold all of it… :oops:

Who’s making cocktails?…

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
3:32 pm

Who all is still here? (crickets….crickets)

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
3:33 pm

Sassy – I think it’s pretty much a ‘make-yo-own-dayum-drink’ kind of day. So help yourself…but hey, while you at it, i’ll take a glass of Pinot Grigio ;-) (I tips well)

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
3:33 pm

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
3:34 pm

fred: you can have the non sugar non cafe candy
Dreams: Amaretto Sour please. make it a double

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
3:34 pm

I like Pinot Grigio. Took my mother to dinner during one of her visits and I tried Pinot Grigio for the first time…I enjoyed it.

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
3:37 pm

Ok, time for a funny story. Anybody care to share?

Sassy Me..Onward and Upward :-)

November 19th, 2010
3:42 pm

Slim got you on the Pinot…I’ve had a harder than usual Friday so I need something skrong and brown…

I am if’n you tippin like Slim then I’m pourin…you know we in a recessio so I needs my $$$ :-)

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
3:43 pm

Damn Dreams

<—pouring my own drink :evil:
BURP~~~

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
3:43 pm

Sassy: I think I’ll have another.
Here’s your tip: $$$$
Put the rest on Fred’s tab

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
3:45 pm

Leggs – believe me if I had one, I’da been shared it with yall…I feel like we’ve been in the blogs cemetary for the last few hrs. Everyone must’ve dipped out to get an early start on the weekend

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
3:48 pm

Sassy – thanks love, it’s nice and chilled the way I like it….oh yeah, lemme give you that tip I promised….(clears throat) Don’t blow dry your hair in a rain storm. Told ya I tips well. :lol:

Leggs – The Pinot’s I’ve tried have a real clean crisp taste to them, if that makes sense.

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
3:49 pm

@SlimNU ~ remember I have all those vacation weeks, so I’m taking off all of next week.

I WISH ALL OF YOU A HAPPY THANKSGIVING, WARM AND FUZZY TIMES WITH YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS AND WATCH OUT DER FOR THOSE TRYING TO CREATE NEW FAMILY MEMBERS….

ENJOY YOUR THANKSGIVING MEAL AND DON’T FORGET TO KISS THE COOK. HECK, BRING HER A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS!

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
3:50 pm

Sassy Me..Onward and Upward :-)

November 19th, 2010
3:51 pm

Don’t blow dry your hair in a rain storm.

Now see there Slim you ain’t right…that’s why when you turn your head Fred’s been sippin outta your glass :lol:

Thank you I am…but Fred said you were paying..y’all tryna get over on me?

I guess evrybody’s dipped out early for real,huh?…

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
3:52 pm

Those are the words I always use…clean and crisp! It makes perfect sense to me!

Sassy Me..Onward and Upward :-)

November 19th, 2010
3:52 pm

I HOPE YOU HAVE A SAFE BUT FUN FILLED THANKSGIVING TOO LEGGS!!!!

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
3:53 pm

Sassy – It’s okay that Fred drinks outta my cup because I often share drinks with my cat whenever Fred isn’t around.

Leggs – I will be hating on you all next week…so be prepared for some mean mugs when you return

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
4:01 pm

Slim: Eeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!
Sassy: Fred left me a check to cover the expenses.http://www.nassaucountyny.gov/agencies/OCA/Images/FakeCheck.jpg

Leggs: You too! Be safe

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
4:01 pm

:lol: :lol: It’s all good. Must admit it will feel good to wake up w/o an alarm.

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
4:03 pm

I couldn’t wake up without an alarm if I wanted to .
My son is my alarm and I will feel the wrath if I don’t get up when his hunger alarm goes off :-(

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
4:04 pm

@I am ~ tks. If any harm should befall me, it will be in my home. Wait, that’s where a lot of accidents take place. I’ll think I’ll prepare dinner with dull knives…that should reduce the risk of bloodshed!

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
4:05 pm

WOW, Wesley Snipes ordered to report to jail on Friday to start serving his 3-year sentence! WOW!

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
4:06 pm

I have a built in alarm, but it will feel good to be able to roll back over and close my eyes when it goes off….

Sassy Me..Onward and Upward :-)

November 19th, 2010
4:07 pm

Okay Ladies I think I’m about to slip out the back door…

Be safe chicas!!!

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
4:08 pm

Note to self: Politely decline Leggs cooking. She said harm happens in kitchen. Don’t want to be poisoned. Unless she is serving up
http://showthelove.com/gottalove/HempNutBrownies.jpg

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
4:09 pm

Dang, are all our black celebs going to spend time in the slammer?

Leggs – no need to rub it allllllll in…waking up by your own personal alarm clock.

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
4:09 pm

Dang! Everybody going to the clink!

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
4:13 pm

@SassyMe ~ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪slipping into darkness♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪

@I am ~ if you’re ever offered an invite, I wouldn’t turn it down….(LOL)!

blue®

November 19th, 2010
4:22 pm

alright, survived the pep rally…OMG they can be loud!!!!

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
4:24 pm

HAAA HAAA HAAA

blue®

November 19th, 2010
4:28 pm

anybody left???

alll by myyyse-e-elf…dont wanna be alll by my-y-y-self anymore……

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
4:33 pm

Blue: Fred snuck in here

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
4:54 pm

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. ~ JFK

Good night!

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
5:06 pm

I’m out
Fred,,.,,,Wait up!