Do pick-up lines ever work?
If you ever want to do a little “single” people watching, hang out at a sports bar or in the mall. You will probably notice the completely entertaining ways we approach one another.
I have seen women literally go out of their way to “bump” into a good-looking man (ok, that was actually me); I have even spotted a guy walk up and ask a woman if she wanted to fly to Las Vegas for the weekend!
Whatever the approach is, I always wonder if the person has ever used that pick up line before and more importantly, did it actually work?
Do you use pick up lines to do cold approaches? I have to say that the right line from the right man could probably work like a charm. Maybe they aren’t all bad!
What is the best/worst pick up line you have used on someone?
I would love to hear those “you had me at hello” stories that only seem to happen in the movies! Has someone ever had your attention (in a good way!) from the moment your eyes met? What did they say?
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Melo!!
November 19th, 2010
12:25 pm
U got a beautiful body!
nine xs
Melo!!
November 19th, 2010
12:28 pm
U got a beautiful body!
(works,9 x outa 10, although the lady does not realize,the guy shied from saying anything about get face)
Purple Rain
November 19th, 2010
12:29 pm
My pickup lines 100% don’t work 100% of the time. LOL
blue®
November 19th, 2010
12:31 pm
Fake doctor jailed for giving breast exams in bars
SALMON, Idaho (Reuters) – An Idaho judge has set bond at $100,000 for a Boise woman police say posed as a physician and duped at least two other women into having their breasts examined by her at Boise-area nightclubs.
Leggs
November 19th, 2010
12:34 pm
@blue ~ I don’t blame the fake doctor. I blamed the dumba$$ women. Dang, how much alcohol did they have in their system to go for that! They should be evaluated for being so dumb and showing they’re a danger to themselves!
???
November 19th, 2010
12:34 pm
SLUT GOT KNOCKED OFF BY BLOG MEN. MUST HAVE FELL FOR THE I GOT A DICK LINE
Purple Rain
November 19th, 2010
12:35 pm
So it was a woman fake doctor and not a male fake doctor. Proof that women are dumber than men, a man will just squeeze her breast. LOL
Purple Rain
November 19th, 2010
12:36 pm
Nice breast, wanna screw?
Purple Rain
November 19th, 2010
12:37 pm
(clears my throat and then screams) “I HAVE A WANG!” (no I am waiting for the women to come)
SlimNumeroUno
November 19th, 2010
12:37 pm
blue – the women who opted for an Alcohol-induced breast exam should be fined. Never once was I ever out on the town and wanted some random chick rubbing the itty bitties in a circular motion from the armpit to the ipples….wait…on second thought, it doesn’t sound half bad. Your honor, I would like to retract that initial statement.
(Slim has now entered a state of delirium…she will not or cannot be held liable for any further willy nilly statements from this point forward)
Purple Rain
November 19th, 2010
12:38 pm
We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and …..
Leggs
November 19th, 2010
12:38 pm
I wonder what results she gave to the two women! Probably both false positives prompting exchange of numbers for a follow up! Just dumb!
Purple Rain
November 19th, 2010
12:39 pm
I am going to market myself as a bathroom gynecologist…in bars
SlimNumeroUno
November 19th, 2010
12:39 pm
Slim now
@ Purple who heard a whisper tell him, while standing in a cornfield, “IF you expose that wang, they’ll get up on that thang”
Leggs
November 19th, 2010
12:39 pm
@PR ~ stop…I’m cracking up with we’re going to dance to one song…
blue®
November 19th, 2010
12:40 pm
@Leggs – im with you, like the chicks who go to the doctor for issues down there, he precribes an “ointment” that can only be applied on the tip of his penis….dumb@sses….
sp you tell me, whats going on there ?
@PR – thats how its reported, but the article says that theres some confusion there, as the person arrested identifies herself as a female, using hte name Kristina, but has a criminal record as a man, Kristoffer…
blue®
November 19th, 2010
12:42 pm
@Slim/Leggs – she claimed to be a plastic surgeon, giving consultations on breast augmentation and liposuction
Leggs
November 19th, 2010
12:44 pm
@blue ~ AND??????????? How gullible can one be. Who in their right mind would want an examination at a bar/club! They need to be fined/evaluated not the fake doctor for getting her groove on!
Leggs
November 19th, 2010
12:46 pm
And, what happens in the ladies’ room, stays in the ladies’ room….
SlimNumeroUno
November 19th, 2010
12:47 pm
I think i’m going to start my own club bathroom investment service. Patrons in their Goose-induced haze will invest their money with my company. I in turn will make good on that investment by paying my bills, buying my family and friends nice gifts this holiday season, therefore boosting & improving the state of the economy. Any of yall care to sign up today?
blue®
November 19th, 2010
12:48 pm
@Leggs – just mean theres really no results, false or positive, to give….but im wondering from the “patient” perspective…if the doc does her exam/consultation in the bar, where does she do the procedure 8O….”after last call meet me at my car, i got my instruments in the back” lmao
Purple Rain
November 19th, 2010
12:58 pm
Slim, it’s not working yet. LOL
Leggs that one may work. LOL
SlimNumeroUno
November 19th, 2010
1:05 pm
Purp – Did you pull it allll the way out? Maybe you need to let some of the slack loose…unless of course, you’re at the end of the rope.
blue®
November 19th, 2010
1:07 pm
any tips on surviving a middle school pep rally?
I am whatever you say I am
November 19th, 2010
1:12 pm
I got icecream!!!!!!!!!!!!
SlimNumeroUno
November 19th, 2010
1:12 pm
blue – yeah…go sit in your car until it’s done
I am whatever you say I am
November 19th, 2010
1:12 pm
“…any tips on surviving a middle school pep rally?….”
Go Hard or Go Home!!!!
Purple Rain
November 19th, 2010
1:13 pm
Slim, I am really starting to think that there are no blog sluts here at all and that it’s just a myth. I mean non-slutty women want me so why don’t the sluts want me? I’ll leave the porch light on
Leggs
November 19th, 2010
1:13 pm
@blue ~ I realize there’s no real results. Just thought she could follow it up with asking for their number.
Pep rally, smile a lot.
Purple Rain
November 19th, 2010
1:14 pm
Tips on surviving a middle school pep rally? Two words: Jail Bait
Leggs
November 19th, 2010
1:14 pm
Also, put a small flask in your purse!!!!
blue®
November 19th, 2010
1:16 pm
i dont wanna go…kids have cuties…especially middle schoolers….might need that flask….
I am whatever you say I am
November 19th, 2010
1:17 pm
“…..@I am ~ if that’s what you want for Christmas, pretty sure your child’s father would love to put that under the tree for you…..”
Oh, no! I hope not!
SlimNumeroUno
November 19th, 2010
1:18 pm
MY PRIVATE PART DIED
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
‘Yes, Nurse Tracy ,’ said Mr. Wallace.
‘My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.’
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace.. Please accept my condolences.’
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part
hanging out of his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy. ‘Mr. Wallace,’ she said,
‘You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.’
‘But, Nurse Tracy I can’t,’ replied Mr. Wallace.
‘I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.
‘Yes,’ said Nurse Tracy, ‘you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?’
‘Well,’ he replied, ‘Today is the viewing.’
OK
November 19th, 2010
1:19 pm
pure comedy corner today
Leggs
November 19th, 2010
1:20 pm
I thought it’s the “cuties” that get you go and the “cooties” that keep you away…
SlimNumeroUno
November 19th, 2010
1:20 pm
Purp – well you may have to go back to the drawing board with those lines. Or did you consider doing a little MANscaping? All that extra foliage is not enticing any blog sluts. lol
SlimNumeroUno
November 19th, 2010
1:26 pm
OK – Is there something wong?…wif comedy dat iz?
I am whatever you say I am
November 19th, 2010
1:27 pm
iT’S always a bad situation when someeone’s food smells like armit
#can I borrow Real’s spray with the Indian on the label#
I am whatever you say I am
November 19th, 2010
1:27 pm
Leggs
November 19th, 2010
1:29 pm
@SlimNU ~ I took OK’s comment as a “thank you” and keep em coming…
blue®
November 19th, 2010
1:30 pm
alright people, off to this pep-rally…keep your fingers crossed that i dont end up on the news for smacking a cheerleader….
have a good weekend
OK
November 19th, 2010
1:30 pm
@Leggs…yes the laughs are much needed today
I am whatever you say I am
November 19th, 2010
1:35 pm
ALOL @ Slim!!!
Purple Rain
November 19th, 2010
1:35 pm
Slim, I have a nice trim.
DreamsMaterialize
November 19th, 2010
1:36 pm
pickup lines have been successful on every woman on this blog, even if you don’t know it. Ask your past/current boyfriends.
DreamsMaterialize
November 19th, 2010
1:37 pm
Oh and hello to all my beautiful blog queens.
SlimNumeroUno
November 19th, 2010
1:38 pm
‘Slim, I have a nice trim’
Purp – I know you looooove you some Juilia but can we Leave the Mrs outta this…I was asking YOU about YOUR area.
SlimNumeroUno
November 19th, 2010
1:39 pm
I need a red bull w/Goose. I’m tired of trying to fight the Itis over here when all I can think about is going out to my car and taking a much needed nap. Yaaawwwwwn!
Purple Rain
November 19th, 2010
1:39 pm
Slim, LOL. LOL