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Do pick-up lines ever work?

If you ever want to do a little “single” people watching, hang out at a sports bar or in the mall. You will probably notice the completely entertaining ways we approach one another.

I have seen women literally go out of their way to “bump” into a good-looking man (ok, that was actually me); I have even spotted a guy walk up and ask a woman if she wanted to fly to Las Vegas for the weekend!

Whatever the approach is, I always wonder if the person has ever used that pick up line before and more importantly, did it actually work?

Do you use pick up lines to do cold approaches? I have to say that the right line from the right man could probably work like a charm. Maybe they aren’t all bad!

What is the best/worst pick up line you have used on someone?

I would love to hear those “you had me at hello” stories that only seem to happen in the movies! Has someone ever had your attention (in a good way!) from the moment your eyes met? What did they say?

Wise Diva, Misadventures in Atlanta Blog

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For Real q

November 19th, 2010
10:21 am

Happy Birthday Brat!!!!

Pick up lines:

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:22 am

back from a 30 minute break :shock:
Hope noone finds out about that.

I missed the part about the wedding SLim. My bad.

Munching on omelet-miffed about it not being grilled cheese.

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
10:24 am

‘Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?’

FOr Real – I think i saw that line on a commercial recently. I thought it was funny then. lololol

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:28 am

‘Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?’

ALOL!!!!!

Real: Since it’s Friday, can we get a skit from you today?

Delight23

November 19th, 2010
10:28 am

Bom dia peoples!!

“4) Just because she is from Los Angeles (my coworker) does not make her a celebrity”

:lol: I am m whatever you say I am. Now you Atlanta is home Stuntin’ Rehabilitation Capital. Isht load of people come here to rehabilitate their former selves into faux stunters, while talking out the side of their necks about how slow, country and downlow the A is. :roll:

Hartsfield isn’t the 3rd busiest airport in the world for nothing. There always a flight waiting to carry your azz somewhere else. :D

czBrat

November 19th, 2010
10:30 am

Dan, For Real …. thanx bunches! oh, and For Real … ugh!
Leggs, i’m laughing at you slamming doors on folks but um, Regis as in the tv show? what did i miss??

i bet you’ve seen em all, SexyC. and still keeping the convo fresh! when i saw the topic i felt like my first blog birthday.

blue®

November 19th, 2010
10:32 am

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:33 am

“…..Hartsfield isn’t the 3rd busiest airport in the world for nothing. There always a flight waiting to carry your azz somewhere else…..”

Can someone carry her azz back to LA?

Dan - simply...Superior

November 19th, 2010
10:34 am

I’ll be using that “parking ticket” line soon…

Delight23

November 19th, 2010
10:34 am

@topic: pick-up lines make me cringe and make my ears automatically close, so…

Hello, perhaps?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:34 am

I heard this once on the blog:

Do you play the lotto? No, okay here’s my number…make sure you use them.

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:35 am

Worst pick up lines ever?

1) Dang girl you look like someone I could fugg on film
2) do you want to be the hoe in my video?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:36 am

I meant : instead of ?

Delight23

November 19th, 2010
10:38 am

“2) do you want to be the hoe in my video?”

I un’know. I think that might work in a skrip club. :?

blue®

November 19th, 2010
10:41 am

Don’t you know me from somewhere?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:42 am

skrip club!!! LOL!!!!

Actually, someone used those lines on my homegirl while we were on campus in college.

When we gave him the sideeye, he proceeded to convince us he was a student

Dude: “Yeah, I’m a student. I go to school here. Look! I have on a backpack!

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
10:44 am

@czB ~ you got mail.

Dan - simply...Superior

November 19th, 2010
10:45 am

I have used some version of a pick up line with:

“bafwater”

“biskits and gravee”

“peanut butta and bread”

But they work with that southern twang, and start ‘em off with “guuuulll”

For Real

November 19th, 2010
10:45 am

Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

You got something on your chest.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see! (Then you bite your bottom lip and look sexy at her)

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:45 am

Pick up lines I hope no guy uses:

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”

Blackfoote

November 19th, 2010
10:46 am

Morning ATL:

Yes they do work and they are often corny as hell. Excuse me mam I am officer Jones here’s my rose I am taking custody of you for stealing my heart.

Happy BDay Brat: We don’t buy no drinks at the bar we pop champagne cause we got that dough.

Melo!!

November 19th, 2010
10:46 am

Skrip club pick up lines:
U got such beautiful lips,mouf and teeth..wanna bite my sausage?

u walk with such grace like a horse,can I ride on you?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:47 am

ALOL @ Melo!

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:48 am

A line that I will use when I see a hot cop:

Officer Goodbody!!! Arrest me! Arrest me!!!!

blue®

November 19th, 2010
10:49 am

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart

Dan - simply...Superior

November 19th, 2010
10:49 am

@For Real

“What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.”

Got the T-shirt on deeztees.com

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
10:49 am

I am – Yeah you can’t fall for that backpack trick bc For Real always carries one….his backpack is like Mary Poppins magic luggage bag with any and everything inside from duct tape, to mixmatched socks, to a cordless telephone cord, old scratch off tickets, a pager, a pen with no ink, one spare flat bike tire, saran wrap, an aluminum foil ball, 4 pennies, and a bag of Pixie Sticks.

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:50 am

I know there isn’t a dog in my office, but did someone just bark :shock:

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:50 am

Slim: you got me in stitches! :lol:

blue®

November 19th, 2010
10:51 am

Hi, I’m Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?

Dan - simply...Superior

November 19th, 2010
10:51 am

I once told this long legged babe that “[she] kicked me” from across the room.

And… #win

PS. If you’re not on this Cee-lo….I feel sorry for your mother….

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:52 am

For Real: What do you need saran wrap for? :shock:

For Real

November 19th, 2010
10:52 am

STAY OUT MY STUFF SLIM!!!!!

Damn now I can find my baby bottles!

blue®

November 19th, 2010
10:53 am

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:53 am

Dude: Hey I’m Pinochioo, wanna have fun while I’ll tell the truth and lie?

I am whatever you say I am

November 19th, 2010
10:54 am

I’m a cookie, wanna be my monster? :lol:

For Real

November 19th, 2010
10:54 am

Slim did you take my tussy? And where is my can of spray with the indian on it?

blue®

November 19th, 2010
10:54 am

I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.

@i am – i like that last one, lol

czBrat

November 19th, 2010
10:55 am

thanx BF. and i hope to God you’ve never actually used that line. please tell me you haven’t actually used that line. LOL

Leggs, you gotta email me @ home.

ok, For Real. when you go the extra step to add the visual … now THAT’s hilarious!

For Real

November 19th, 2010
10:55 am

Blue: um your pick up lines would inspire me to show a chick my 40 time.

2CPTG© - "that dude from da innanet"

November 19th, 2010
10:57 am

I heard this once on the blog:
Do you play the lotto? No, okay here’s my number…make sure you use them.

naw…….close, but not quite like that…..

Edmo

November 19th, 2010
10:57 am

Does your husband let you date? Always get’s a laugh and you collect important information by the response

blue®

November 19th, 2010
10:58 am

@For Real – translation please lol

For Real

November 19th, 2010
10:58 am

Brat: How does this one make you feel: If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

Leggs

November 19th, 2010
10:59 am

@I am ~ you wouldn’t dare say that to a cop. :lol: :lol:

@czB ~ I forgot…will do!

For Real

November 19th, 2010
11:00 am

Kym do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

For Real

November 19th, 2010
11:01 am

Blue: 40 times: how fast I can run

2CPTG© - "that dude from da innanet"

November 19th, 2010
11:01 am

I see I’mma have to dispense some game today….

a pick-up line ain’t necessarily gotta be funny……you gotta “capture” her attention; actually make her “listen” to what you’re saying…yeah, sometimes humor will work, but what if you’re not in a setting where humor is appropriate? Again, you gotta think outside the box; “know your audience,” type of thing….and go from there…..

Blackfoote

November 19th, 2010
11:01 am

blue:

“Hi, (the voices in my head) told me to come over and talk to you”

This one will have them thinking………LOL

SlimNumeroUno

November 19th, 2010
11:02 am

For Real – I threw that jar of Tussy out. It was empty and I couldn’t stand to keep seeing you take that one fanga and try to scrap the last wee little bit off the sides, anymore. As far as that can with the Indian on it, you may want to ask I Am…I saw her spraying her underwear draw with it.