Moring…
Wow its amazing how early I can get in when I work from home….
On topic….The face is key for me…More specific, Eyes and teeth….These ar followed closely by her hands. Can’t be pyhsical with a woman that has hands that are bigger and rougher than mine….

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Good Morning All,

The height is key for me.. it is the first thing I notice..I have tried..tried tried but I just can’t get pass it. Even if I am looking for a real relationship..I have to consider it first I am not one to be in the shallow end of the pool but on this..I am floating in shallow waters.

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“…good morning fellow inmates………”

LOL

singing like Akon ” I’m locked up…….”

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“The height is key for me.. it is the first thing I notice.”

Kym

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Sup Simple dude!

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Sometimes, we just want to conquer someone who is a challenge to us, we see someone that we are attracted to and we must have them…in those situation some standards are lowered, and after it’s over it’s over. But if she is to be long term the body and face have to be excellent.

If she doesn’t have a fit body the face doesn’t matter because she is not for me. If she doesn’t have a face that I like the body doesn’t matter because she is not for me. In addition to that she nneds to know how to maintain herself and not saying get dolled up for me but make an effort to be presentable for yourself, even if you are just around the house.

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The challenge thing that Purple is talking about….
That has been my downfall on many occasion … attracted to the challenge
Feelins get hurt

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Purp, Simple Man, what up fellas….I tried to holla at y’all last night, but Warden Diva made me go back to my cell and locked the doors…..I tried to tell her I was a trustee, and I was allowed to roam the halls, but she said, “not no ‘mo” we don’ changed things ’round here…..

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thanks purple!!!

http://home-gym-fitness-equipment.co.uk/files/arms.jpg

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“Now I guess Noone is going to admit that they have, at the very least, Done the deed with someone that was not high on the attraction meter……….”

NEVER!!!! if your appearance doesn’t get me hot, don’t expect anything else to either

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I Am, I am not muscle bound like that picture. LOL

Simple Man, Well, I will pull a card from the way women omit sexual partners, my answer is “no”

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Good morning everybody! Happy Friday! Can’t wait til later this afternoon!

Well, I look at height and then the overall picture (smile, eyes, face stature whatever). I mean there are certain features about a person that just draw them to you, even though they may not be overall that attractive….I think it just depends at that moment. You can help what you notice first but you can’t help what draws you to that person.

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(Reading between the lines)…Ok Purple…Got ya!!

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@ I am, What does the shoe size tell you? Because so far it hasn’t been telling me a GD thing….lol

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Good morning! Need all inmates to stand against the wall…strip search in 10 mins (male inmates only)!

Height
Teeth
Physique = then I do that roundabout look blue speaks of and look at attire, shoes, smell, etc.

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@I Am – im with you, either im attracted to you or im not, end of story…i aint attracted to you, then you aint getting none. and me being drunk aint gonna help you either, just makes it more likely i’ll tell what aint working…”sweety, sweety, why are your fingernails longer than mine?”

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Good Morning Wise Diva , I see you are in a good mood this morning, you must have been having awesome dreams about me.

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or this

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yfI5P-Ah02g/2.jpg

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features im looking for:
Height
And im specifically a shoulders and back kind of person…
nice haircut
Eyes maybe…windows to the soul

Features that turn me off:
Long fingernails.
hair longer than mine, or kept badly (fuzzy braids/dreads, unbrushed, uncut, cr@p)
looking like i can lift more than you (not a good look)

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I’m about 5′9- taller with 6 inch heels on.

I’ve dated short guys before but by the level of confidence they carried (notice I said confidence and not arrogance) it was just like dating a dude that was 6′4 only better.
I have found that short dudes actually treat me better- almost like they are putting me on a pedestal.
Tall dudes treat me well but they are not gushing over you like short dudes. It’s almost like tall dudes already expect that you will be with them (arrogance)

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@ I am, I have seen big feet a couple of times with 5′10 5′11 height still nothing. I am not worried about it. Can’t miss what you never had.

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Wise Diva, You are welcome. ( blushing and feeling all shy because the Queen actually talked to me)

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@Simple I am full figure. so seriously how does that look..no thank you..I will stick with the tall teddy bears. @Diva..no they don’t they all have short dude issues.

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Note to self….Look for teddy bear outfit when I go shopping….

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Wise Diva, Kym and the rest I release you all from my sexiness, be free!

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Purp…Thats right…. I am wounded and my ego has been shattered….( still following you lead)

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Random Thought: I miss the Arsenio Hall show.

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@Wisey I know we all got issues..but short men..they have all their issues..pressed down and tied up in a pint size package..

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Random Thought: The show was called “Welcome Back Kotter” not “Welcome back Carter”

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@Kym – us short people take offense to “pint size”, we prefer “fun size”, like the little 3 Musketteer minis that everybody loves

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There are lots of advantages to dating a short person…Half price at the movies….They can order off the kids menu…You can put them in your pocket and sneak them into six flaggs….

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“@ 2CPTG what’s broadstroaking?”

when one takes a few, and lump ‘em as a whole…

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Morning:

Are we talking about size?
Hello blog wife Leggs: You like my size women do the same as men look you up and down make decisions whether or not your’e suitable to capture the goods.

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Blue…Thats why you and I are >>>>>> here<<<<<<<!!!! I think I have said a hundred times..I will take a woman shoe shopping in a New York Minute!!!!

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Tsk, tsk, tsk…

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That………….hmmm looks familiar

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Which one of the women here had the big feet? I Am?

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@Wisey..did Mr.Goodnight come in testing you..Mr.G..its a full moon right now..you don’t wanna test us moonchildren during a full moon.

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When looking for a relationship personality and ambition are the key factors for me. Its not hard to find a physically attractive women who is in shape and maintains a relatively healthy lifestyle, so it comes down to the personality traits when seeking a long term mate.

http://hispointofview.com

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@Leggs..I am being as close to good today as possible. Remember I am a work in progress.

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Do u consider a person’s body be4 u look at their face? What if u looking for a real relationship?

Good freaky one folks?!

I ain’t getting inside u if I ain’t attracted. That means I have to like your dark complexion,your legs and your butt.
Coz after we done wiping,we still gotta talk. So that won’t work if all I liked about you was the bright red ripe cherry!

Do I prioritize between body and face? Yes!

Body(legs,butt and tatas) have to be to be tight and aligned and that determines the face rating! Then personality!

I don’t mind being in a long term/bed with a chic with tight body and nice personality but so so to ugly face.

I know our progeny will look good anyway due to my influence.

Good morning!

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@Simple Man – sooo, when we going shoe shopping, lol?
@Yes – there is some truth to that, those common sizes selling out. im not as uncommon as a 6, more like a 7.5-8.5 depending on the cut, but i can find some good ones that they dont seem to have in any other size!

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Melo’s post made me thing. I don’t like baby teeth, dirty teeth, crooked teeth, or teeth with spaces.

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Hi Kym:

Stay on your best behaviour, but you can hold your own no doubt on that.

Leggs:

Hi darlin that hmmmm is a directive for someone mind wandering, thinking, or lusting……LOL

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Raqi…..what time did you get in last night????

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@ PR what are baby teeth?

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Random Thought #2: I put my hand upon your hip when I dip ..you dip..I dip..we dip.

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A little before 11.

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YesSheIsCute, baby teeth are adults who have small little teeth

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Kym – I love that song!

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Congrats DD you made history!!

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I say next blog meetup should be Karaoke…

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TGIF ya’ll!! What it do!! As you can tell Im happy as heck its friday! (See WD I followed the rules)

okay what attracts me – eyes (a nice pair, Im a sucka for)
a nice walk (i.e Denzel)
great smile
smells good (which most me ive encountered do)
great personality/sense of humor

What I cannot stand – bad teeth
you = 8′10, me = 5′0 :confused:
negative attitude
overly affectionate

there are more but thats all I could think of! LOL!

So is everybody ready for the weekend?

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@Blackfoote..if Melo is on the throne..he will be dethrone and beheaded within two days.

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K to tha – I like that idea. Karaoke.

As to the topic – I can honestly say that the fact that TheDude was very upfront about the fact that he was ready to be in a relationship and made it known fairly soon that he wanted to explore a serious relationship with me was very attractive.

In fact, he is the one that brought up the “What are your intentions?” conversation. And initially, I was the one who was more like, “Well, I’m looking forward to getting to know you and let’s see what happens.” (Looking back, THAT is hilarious TO ME!!!!)

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2CPTG, she got $200,000,000,001.00 to give me???

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@blue..what.. you wanna go to Trivia night? @Sexy..thank you..

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WISE D:

No worry dear I got my flak jacket with me. Anything get to flying we’ll be ok.

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Simple?

don’t worry about Kym,I think I know why she’s a lil hard on me…inside baseball thang.

Once I take care of her,she will be in line behind me,cheerleading!

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In my best Kym voice…. ” Go melo!! Go melo!!!!”

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@Kym – trivia works for me…need a lot of liquor to do karaoke, lol

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[Editor's Note] In an effort not to offend sensibilities of any unsuspecting blog readers, the following post is presented in the form of a Mad-Lib, with any potentially offensive words omitted and signified only by their part of speech:

As far as attraction goes, even [adjective] attraction goes beyond the purely aesthetic. I remember the first time I [verb] Mrs. Swiss’s [adverb] [adjective] [noun]… I could not believe how [adjective] and [adjective] it was. She has definitely made me a big believer in pheromones, because even the [noun] of her [noun] when she’s [adjective] from a [noun] makes my [adjective] [noun] [verb] like [adverb] [adjective] [noun]. [interjection]!!! That little woman [verb] my [noun]!

(I kid because I love, Wise…)

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I’m kinda feeling like 2Can was the other day.

It’s payday but the Mafia of the Bills Clan has all my money on lockdown.

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I’m blog divorced.

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@SimpleMan ~ if you had given me a heads up I would have taken PTO…J/K

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@blackfoote ~ that wasn’t me responding to SimpleMan like that…no sir, it wasn’t me!

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@Raqi ~ guess she forgot about the lil princess at home.

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Leggs: This is freaky Friday yep I’m lusting today. and 2morrow and so on

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@2C ~ clap, clap, clapping. He ain’t fully sleep yet…go wake him up!

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kimmie, I have just decided to spend my money on hookers and strippers. I have more of a return on my investment without the mental anguish. LOL

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“go wake him up!”

just sent him a text…..just like I thought…said he ain’t been too long got in, and he’ll pop in, in a few….

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Did you’re blog wife Raqi make good on your request last night

Blackfoote, which request are you speaking of?

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random am quote –
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.
David Brent

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Melo I 2nd

Simple Man, LOL

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@Simple Man – lol, it was all the polygamous unions i betcha. glad now i didnt get married last week, lol

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I am so lost

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Hands in my pockets, head down, kicking rocks down the road……

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“can u please simplify that Mad-lib for some of us who are lexically challenged?”

Melo — I wish I could, bro… But [compound noun] like me have to blog in riddles these days…

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@simple.. Now I guess Noone is going to admit that they have, at the very least, Done the deed with someone that was not high on the attraction meter…

When i was in college, way back when, i absolutely did do this guy who was very nice, really smart, had a helluva body, but was just butt ugly in the face, including mashed up teeth. he was an excellent lover and i did him twice, but it was truly only for the sex. The only other person who knows is one of my classmates who never fails to bring up that ish every time i see her which is about once a year. She loves to bring that up and then just dies laughing, because the guy was just soo unattactive and not typically the type i woule be with.

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Purple – You knew I was a playette before you married me. I’ve been nothing but myself the entire time, straight, no chaser. But uh, no, no FWB. I don’t roll that way!!!

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The great thing about Mad-Lib’s, though, Melo — particularly Mad-Libs written by me — is that, when in doubt, there is one word (forbidden on the ol’ blog) that can actually be morphed into just about any part of speech… So, you could just plug that word in for all of the blanks & you wouldn’t be far off…

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WD?

Kanye must stop whining!

At least he got musical talent. U can’t have everything.

He’s no different to the Neyos and them

Musical talent
No play with women

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kimmie, ok we don’t need the friends we can just exploit the benefits.

I will admit to having a friend with a super awesome body, but her face left something to be desired. It was purely sex but she started falling in love, but she put so much emphasis on sex all of the time I just knew she was a whore. Once I realized the reality of it all, I left her alone. I know somewhere some guy is getting some good sex.

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Simple MAn:

Hey dude thanks for straightenin, lets go find Zane let’em know whats up and get ARed back for you.

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YES – Hang around awhile, some blog-dude will snatch you up!

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Leggs, its a song with Jamie Fox and T.I.

kimmie, well let’s not be friends and just exploit the benefits portion.

Simple man I messed with a girl once who had a super awesome body but the face left alot to be desired. The sex was great and she would do any nasty little thing that would come to mind. I mean she was fine and very freaky, but I would not take her anywhere in public. She started to fall in love and i led her on just so I could continue getting the great sex. The one day I just realized that it was bad for me and I left her, because she was just a promiscuous sex toy and I no I wasnt the first nor the last guy she would be easy with. I know some guy/guys somewhere are getting some goodloving.

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Uh-huh, Ginni Thomas should have kept her ole ugly mouth shut. One of Clarences’ ex-girlfriends has come out of the woodworks now, talking about what a sleaze Clarence is. And another lady he harrassed before Anita Hill has been dug up too.

Let sleeping dogs lie! I bet it’s hot up in that house right abuot now!!

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Cutie,,,I think you are about to get drafted!!!

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I think we all have been with someone who was not as facially attractive as we would like them to be, but in whom we found other things in common or attractive.

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“That’s fine, I don’t wear capris anyway”

Now that was funny!!!! LOL

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Leggs, you are wrong. I got blog divorced because I am greedy and I don not want to be accountable to anyone. LOL So now any lady who gets involved with me will not expect to much from me.

Kimmie, I did it after 5 on the blog yesterday.

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Who is Orange Juice Jones? LOL, that’s funny!

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101022/ap_on_bi_ge/us_food_stamps

A family in Hawaii can make almost $60K and still get food stamps.

There is a joke here, but I refuse to tell it. LMAO!

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I wonder if I can get food stamps, can you buy beer with them? They would be great for football season

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There is no “i” in team and there is no “u” either. LOL

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LOL!! ya’ll are off da chain!

2CPTG – you comin to the A? When you strolling thru?

Kym – love the name of your law firm! LOL!

Where is Dreams? He knows the Blog bar is supposed to open early on fridays…..

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Raqi:

I think Leggs tryin to tell me something,HMMMMMMMMM so if you and 2C about to

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@ Leggs yes that helps. BTW whatever happened to that neighbor boy that tried to rob you guys? Or was that someone else?

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what the he!! is an Orange Juice Jones?

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@Jsmoove ~ Unfortunately, being used is part of living life. I’m laughing at the visual of PR turning her down because he doesn’t want to use her all the while bumping into doors and walls because blood flow has him standing at attention.

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No. Melo. I don’t think that at all. He is an amazing person. I wouldn’t trade him for all the world. He is my eternal Brand New.

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OMG ~ thank you so very, very much Yes. I was suppose to call the officer yesterday and ask about the court date, but forgot. You just reminded me. I was told the court date would be in October, but I haven’t heard anything.

@blue ~ leave me alone! Reminds me of a time when I first arrived in Atlanta and a friend told me to meet her at Johnnie White Park. I couldn’t find this park to save my life. The next day she called asking what happened and I told her I couldn’t find the park. Not in the phone book or anything. Come to find out the name of the park was John A. White Park….southern twang left me confused!

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Kym, okay I googled I knew the song just did not know who the singer was.

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ok, listening to the whole just sex, not to fall in love thing, and gotta think back…to all that talk about how men dont categorize women….hmmm…

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@ PR…..Wow, you’re so cold. What happened to you that cut out your heart and sense of compassion for another human being?

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blue, it’s true. We do categorize women. And whomever this J Smoove is ..is trying to tell me about something from 18 years ago…lol..about how a girl and I agreed to be bed buddies and then she wanted more and I decided to leave her….but yet I was supposed to be falling in love too. LOL

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@2C ~ did he fall back to sleep???

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ok kimmie, we are married again.

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J-Smoove, are you that girl from my past?

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@PR – lol. got to wonder tho, how do you start falling for a bed-buddie…i mean, theoretically you only see them to do the dooo, and then role on, fall in love with their (body part) maybe, but feelings and all, i dont think so….

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Purp:

Damn that was good.

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@Czbrat..I have to keep popping in and out..got new case files..

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PR – Naw that’s all right, I decided to put all my “enery” toward my other blog husband. You may go now.

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Walks into blog room, shakes his head and walks out. Brb

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oops, meant “energy”!!

See Purple, you got my mind messed up over here, with your hot and cold!

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Dang… that did not turn out the way I had hoped…

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kimmie, your mind is messed up just how I like you.

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Swiss, that lady has a bad back or one leg shorter than the other. She is a “special shoe” type gal

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Cutie has been drafted, already…

Raqi…..you don’t like my tone? lil mama, sometimes I gotta make sure we’re on the same page….you were outta pocket with your demands….

Mo…..

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typo: own

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WD?

u a full-time staffer now?

seems censorship is now very efficient.
PG13 MIA

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Soooo CZ…Do you have a other “zonian” friends you can hook a brother up with???? Its starting to get cold outside and i might need some company……If she happens to be a big girl with a cute face..I am still game…

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I never knew how many hazel eyed or blue eyed black folks existed until I came to the south!

um. yeah. and sistas with beautiful, silky, waist-length hair. <— for real

no further comment. gotta get back to pickin my row.

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kimmie, okay my love. Remember you asked for this.

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Simple, zonians don’t play. but i can hook you up with a mail order catalog if any big panameña will do.

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Swiss, your picture is gone now.

Wise Diva is not playing, I am glad she loves me. No trouble out of me. LOL

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good afternoon.

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Leggs…..dude just hit me up, and said his comments aren’t getting thru….

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wait….he did post….

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2C:

What up man you tryin to hook Leggs up with your boy. Oh Damn……HMMMMMMMMM.

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@ food stamp issue I was reading the article about that. I think its good b/c its a shame when elderly people or unemployed people have to liquid “assets” to prove their poor. Just because someone has net worth doesn’t necessarily mean they have cash readily available….

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CanalZone’s people are beautiful. Brat do any of them need a housekeeping job? Honey this is our new maid, she is here to help. LOL

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Swiss, LOL

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How are you, Ms. Leggs…

I see some filters have been implemented since I last visited…let me catch up, and I’ll be right with you.

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Let’s see….I love a guy with a 6 pack…not a keg! I am turned off by men in their 3rd trimester! She me the “V” baby! You know…that “V” on a guy’s abs that leads to the….oh my!!!

Not into Skeletor but not into Fat Albert either. Nothing feels less masculine than a soft guy. Give me nightmares about the Marshmellow man from Ghostbusters!

It’s no secret…the taller the better for me. Sometime I wear 4.5 in heels and I am 6ft tall. I will not wear flats because the cub jumper has a Napolean complex. Now I have gotten with a guy who was an inch shorter than me….but he was FINE and had muscles for days. Not the vein popping kind…but sexy.

I like a man who cares about his appearance. Not a “metrosexual”…but a guy who can wear a Tux or suit just as well as he wears jeans and a polo.

I love sexy eyes on a guy. I prefer a guy with hair. I have gotten over my phobia of bald heads.

All this is to say….if I am not attracted to you from the first meeting….there will be NO relationship. I will see nothing more than friendship.

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Leggs:

Whats goin on you didn’t me tell about all of this. Oh I get it now it’s the other side that is surfacing. Simple Man wait up dude looks I might be walking the raliroad tracks with you kicking rocks too.

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*liquidate and they’re. I used to be such a grammar nazi and a really great speller…this whole Internet thing has really dumbed me down….good thing I’m still multi-lingual.

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anyone ever get paid in food stamps?
That happened to someone I knew who did a pest control job for somoeone.
That gotta be rough- you have no money and roaches!

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Is it true that women know that they will sleep with a guy when they first see him?

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Foodstamps is free food, fill out the paperwork and get that money. It’s free. LOL

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@PR yes…doesn’t mean she’s gonna do it but she knows if he has a standing chance or not…in my case I try to be extra adamant about them not even thinking about (usually because I know its a possibility, but sometimes they need to get out my &^*$# hairs because its not even happening).

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@swiss – (yeah, I’m looking at you, blue) why you looking at me? whatever it was, i didnt do it….
@BMW – Not into Skeletor but not into Fat Albert either – LMAO

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Wassup good people.

TGIF!!!

I see we are a food stamp topic. When I was growing up I thought everybody got them

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“…….Is it true that women know that they will sleep with a guy when they first see him…………..”

It’s more like you think that yes, that is someone that I would like to sleep with but not a guarantee that is is going to happen.
Someone could look fine as hell and you’rE like YES!!!
and the feeling can go to hell naw in the matter of seconds by some stupid crap that could come out of their mouth.

Example:

Me: meeting someone online for the first time in person. dude approaching….. Oh wow!!! He is fine as heeellllllll! Much better in person!!!!
the date progresses well at Phipps Plaza
Dude: Looks up and notices Venus Williams on TV and the next conversation is all about her breast, how big they are, do they hurt, what bra size does she wear to carry them.

Me: No longer horny

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Is it true that women know that they will sleep with a guy when they first see him?

Yes

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Well ladies, I am open for viewing in two weeks when I go back to Georgia. LOL

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Is it true that women know that they will sleep with a guy when they first see him?

i’ll agree with I Am, we know whether or not we want to, but will we actually do it is yet to be decided….

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Hey my parents are here, with food!!!

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I am…for the record, I don’t care about the boodies on either Williams sister…. ( But Serena has a great Azz!!!)

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Boodies = Boobies!!! Sorry!!

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I am…You know i am just teasing…..( kinda)

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SexyCool, so the one that makes you wonder is the right one for the ladies?

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I knew I was ready to go there with my marido when thoughts of him would not go away one night while I was relaxing in the bath.

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blue – I remember that about ODB, it was on MTV! I was in shock!

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@ blue come on his recipient card was on one of his CDs….surprised to see it but not surprised he did it.

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@Mo – i think they have it listed as like one of the most shocking moments in music history or something like that, saw it on one of those shows…
@Yes – wow, thats bold, didnt realize he’d done that

did they ever make him pay it back?

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http://www.ajc.com/news/croc-on-a-plane-688022.html

OMG! this is simultaneously so tragic and soooo hilarious!

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Afternoon All,

I see we actually have a topic (prolly already changed). Let me catch up a bit to see who’s lying, crying, begging and/or snitching today.

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Leggs, the loss of human life was tragic indeed. but i’m picturing that sole survivor realizing the croc made it out alive … and then the fact that the rescuers had to finish the job. i’m rolling!!!

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@czB ~ you’re still sick!

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i want a chocolate pie….whered everybody go?

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Random Thought#3….Whateva happen to Tone Loc..Funky Cold Medina..

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Mrs. Tazzee, I know you are not reading but I just got a really good idea from you.

Since the boy’s friend girl is coming to the house Sunday I am going to let him cook.

Over baked bbq chicken…imma make him cut the chicken but I will at least wash it. He will have the honor of shredding and melting the cheese for the macaroni and he will have the honor of snapping and stringing the green beans.

Thanks for the idea. LOL

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@blue ~ my boss’ church has a fundraiser every year where they sell various cheesecakes, frozen pizza, pretzel frankfuthers, and their infamous Deep Dish Caramel Walnut Apple Pie. I get one every year! I believe there’s chocolate pie on there. I say all that just to make you salivate!

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Random Fact # 569352,3 and 4:

My sleep number is 65.

I have a paper cut and it really hurts

I am too sexy for my shirt….

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Damn Blackfoote..Whatever happened to fellas sticking together???

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since we’r spitting out random things:

how, in this day and age, does a business line ring busy?

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It seems these Blog Marriages were quite short-lived like in HollyWood.

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@Raqi ~ too funny, I used that number when SimpleMan asked the WLBs if we knew what our “number” was earlier this week. He was talking about how many partners we’ve had in our life time, but I gave him my sleep number of 65.

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Kym: “Were you invisible?” – No, I’m shy but I was there…

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Leggs…You got a point!!! Let me go to the good closet and throw on some fly gear and get with the getting!!!!

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@For Real – Leggs has given me the job of collecting people for the get together….ok, wait, “collecting people” didnt sound quite right…you know what i mean…anyway got an addy? or you can email me at blue73079@yahoo.com and i’ll add you to the list.
@SexyC – i’ve got ya

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65?

u have no wear and tear(tore’d up) to show for it Leggs!

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Melo:

My man it you don’t get on throne vacated by Purp…..you’re defenitely the judge……..LOL

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This morning, TheDude had to wear all black to work today because he is on the planning committee for an employee appreciation function that they are putting on today.

As he was walking out the door, I told I needed to give him a stick. He asked why. I told him that it was because he looked so good today that he’s going to need something to *beat dem h#s” off of him with. LOL!

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Never trust a big butt and a smile.

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Ohhhh I wasn’t at that..Well come on out so I can give you this offical Steelers black eye patch..Oh wait..that’s for the Buc fan.. For you I have a Steelers mini skirt with matching thong and purse. It will be all the rage after this weekend of tag football…(If I hear one time about how safe football will be now..I am gonna scream.)

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Sexxy?

U like to have ur ;:$&)58?!,(thanx Swissie!) in-house,dontcha?

since when u live with Dude?!

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CZ..you can tell i am not a drinker….

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Melo – just because he stays over doesn’t mean we live together.

IDK – I was sick yesterday. I forgot. My bad. Here I go.

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I bet that if nothing else made his day.

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What happenened to Silky Smooth???

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Infamous?!

yeah, I think a dude gotta assess the size if the butt and thighs with accessibility on top of one’s mind.

and a smile can get u to overlook that until the time of reckoning.

can’t forget the time when I got down with a thick sister and maneuvering from the rear became an issue.

A luv moment quickly turned into a cussing and self esteem issue .

Can’t gave that!

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Kym: I was at both events. As for your Stealers outfit, lets rassle and if you pin me I will wear it.

brat: “uh. brat picked the wrong night to wear a mini.” – Nope, why do you think you kept here cat? meow!

Blue: Its starting to go soft can you help me out? 1/12 cool I should be in town.

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If telemarketers call around the same time every day and you tell them every day that you are the babysitter is that lying?

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Cz….All jokes aside…..41 years old and I have NEVER had a drink!!!!

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11/12 not 1/12.

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@Leggs/For Real – i was about to say that, 11/12…1/12 d@mn that be some head start on planning….
@For Real – how bout a quick boobie flash? …… hows that for ya

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For the 12th, regrets. We are going on a couples’ retreat that weekend.

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Leggs:

Are you asking for me or is there something else I don’t know about?

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Blue: “For Real – how bout a quick boobie flash? …… hows that for ya” – My eyesight is bad so you gon have to slow down all I need is 17 second of viewing time.

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Kym – I think the League is just flexing. It will be the same ol NFL just without some of the Head hunting. Please believe a few memos will not stop a Warrior from being a Warrior. As for yo boy Harrison, I believe he will intentionally test the limits. Just cuz he special.

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“All jokes aside…..41 years old and I have NEVER had a drink!!!!” – For Real now slapping the ish out Simple with a half of a half of pint of 151 for medicinal purposes.

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@SexyC – couples retreat? why would you want to do that when you could watch Leggs beat on Dan? well, alright i guess…i’ll send the invite in case time shoud become available…
@Kym – no need to be afraid, you didnt eat the calamari so you’r good…but wait, i think Leggs had some…oh ma d@mn….
@Yes – i gotcha!
@For Real – slowing down now, give em a lil jiggle for ya…

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Kym:

Oh don’t forget Kym (Steeler Fan) 2 years ago they got off to a good start and didn’t make the play offs same with the G-Men that year

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Kym, you’re killin me with the zodiac references. you’re gonna have to bring the book next time so we can really whoop it up.

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Simple – Didn’t you say you were 42 a few weeks ago? And when you first came on the blog you said you were 38, I remember distinctly. Oh well, not much difference, age ain’t nothing but a number(RIP Aaliyah).

SCool – Where is the retreat?

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blue:

Hi honey, who’s the hell is Dan.

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blue:

And why is Leggs beating on him for?

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I see y’all on and poppin as usual….

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“slowing down now, give em a lil jiggle for ya…” – For Real now latching onto Blue’s breastessestesess while generating 1200psi with his mouth.

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Am I wrong for eating Popeyes 2 pieces of cake? I want something else.

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…..and a diet coke to offset the fat? It’s just 2:25 and I want something else to eat..oh well

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OMG ~ oh no, another man has crept into the picture.

@blackfoote ~ hold up, don’t walk away from me…it’s not what it looks like…we all just friends! {{talking to self: how the hell am I going to get out of this 3some I find myself in)….hmmmm

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Melo – I never said you CAN’T get a dude in a club. On the contrary, more than likely you BOTH have “liquid courage” so your inhibitions are down! You probably could walk out of the club with 3 or 4 dudes every day of the week! A lot are there to “hook up”.

But meet someone you might want to get serious with – not impossible at all but not very likely! But hey, every must do what works for them.

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Popeyes sells cake?

For real?! Since when?…

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Now I know Simple felt last week now it’s my turn……………..HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

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Leggs – You do know if/when you having blog dude trouble you can always come and talk to me. I am a very good listener and I’ll give you 2 umm meant to say have 2 shoulders for you to cry on. Just let me know same time same place.

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Blackfoote?

now u saying,u just made me tear up thinking snout what I just said!

drunk dude says ayyyyyy babe(yawn and long pause)’ what’s name is u babey’?

dude stumbles forward trying to grope chic?

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SimpleMan have you ever had an argument with Purple?

Blackfoote have you been introduced to Elijah?

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someone has been messing with my paperclips again…and my binder clips are all mixed up….awww he!!!….

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“I had 2 pieces of check and 2 slices of cake….”

I think you need to step away from the bottle. As a matter of fact, just pour the rest of it down the drain…I am literally cracking up over here.

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Leggs, I’m coming off so it’s probably some residual PMS crap going on. LOL. I had a diet coke. That counts for something right?

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where ya been?

Honestly..life’s been happening and God has been working. Been busy getting back into school and removing clutter(physical/emotional) from my life. Plus took a family trip outta town to see my maternal grandad…it was very moving and gave me a new perspective on alot of things. Missed y’all….

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celisea, you now know first-hand that the sugar subs in diet drinks actually cause us to crave more food/sweets. thus, they work against you if you’re calorie counting.

i learned all kinds of depressing crap when i got back into my workouts.

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@Yes – drives me crazzyy….

k peoples, im off

remember :
trying to coordinate the next meetngreet (date:11/12) : all non-crazies (you know who you are, if not im sure someone will tell you…) interested in a meetngreet, email me at blue73079@yahoo.com. You don’t email, no invite…no invite cause you didn’t email, well…there that is….(i was gonna say something else but Leggs told me to behave, soooo…) end of transmission

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have a good weekend!

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awwwww. so happy to hear it sassy. welcome home and cheers to you and your blessed growth! *raising my yogurt cup*

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blue just makes me ill when she jets and i’m only on my lunch break.

ciao!

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*raising my yogurt cup*

Here…here!! Thank you cz

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Raqi..@ 2:35

Not that I remember…But I don’t think I have had a blog tift with anyone…..

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I likes my men tall, tan and slender anyway.

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celisea, you now know first-hand that the sugar subs in diet drinks actually cause us to crave more food/sweets. thus, they work against you if you’re calorie counting

CZBrat – glad you mentioned even though I don’t really watch calories/fat unless I’ve gone berserk and REALLY overdo it. Even then I’ll scale back for awhile. Not really a big eater but every now and then I get a hankering for sweets.

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@2CPTG SURE!

YesShe, hold-on!! You wait until I move my stuff out.

2CPTG, hold this behbee! Oh wait sorry, you not the pappy of this here youngin.

Johnny Storm, you the pappy. Hold this behbee.

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wait a minute….

Raqi, c’mere sugar, let’s talk this out…….cutie, hold on a second, boo…

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WD:

LOL……….whats happenin man weren’t you here when we pronounced our blog Queens/Wife well I’ve been confirmed with Leggs as blog hubby but now don’t get it wrong there are plenty more to around make your pick.

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Kym!?

Only one woman now does charity for me and that’s Queen.

Some days I need it so bad and she don’t. But she obligated.

So I tell her,shower up,get in bed and look that way. I rub her a lil.
Lift your(her) right leg and I sleep behind u and stick mine in
and nutt.

Now that’s Charity!

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2CPTG, imma jealous woman and I don’t like the way you are handling things.

My attorney PoppaG will be giving you a call so we can go over our previous arrangement.

Mo is enough. If you want to bring in two more I want a Maybach 62 and I want it now.

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WD must have removed the filter

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I was thinking the same thing, Celisea. He’s exactly as he use to be, no polishing up his words (LOL).

@Mo ~ yes, they are ridiculously expensive. I like the days when you could cut 3 holes in a sheet and call it a day!

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WOW, surprised that word got through!

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Mr.Leggs, my bad I meant Blackfoote –

I was indeed in attendance the day yall selected blog wives/queens. i noticed the game and the players and figured that at least half of yall couldnt keep ya stable straight. At that very moment I became a psuedo blog Maintenance Man if you will. My apologies if I have encroached on your “territory” but you do understand I dont call out I only accept calls. With that being said, i sincurly hope that you work it out with all your boo’s. If not ….

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YES! leggs & celisea. and i’m tired of hollering for her.
wait. lemme go find her and tell her what that bad boy is doing. brb
*stomping off with my lip out like a true brat*

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Looks like everybody is blog boo’d up up in here! LOL!!

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@ Melo!’s definition of Charity

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Mo, what we gon do with him girl. He done got beside himself.

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@ Raqi no problem it’s ok I love you all!

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I did not participate in the mass blog wedding. I’m fine being a blog bachelorette.

On another note – the interesting things I find online. http://www.carsforgirls.com

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Leggs – Im just gonna buy some candy and call it a day, I aint got time for this! LOL!

Raqi – give’em an inch and they take gawt-dayum mile!! We were all good and fine, then he goes and tries to get greedy!

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What’s good, everyone
I see the 50% divorce rate is playing out on the blog marriages. That’s good for me though ’cause now all the blog women will be coming back on the market with half of someone else’s assets. Ya’ll don’t be mad if you see me whipping that benz that used to be yours. lol

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can you imagine all the makin up we could do after that

LOL. Yep. I remember one evening while Mase and I were dating we had somewhat of a disagreement. I told him to leave but instead he, uh…let’s just say that man knows how to move me. LOL

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Dreams – whats up man, I was waiting on you to open the Blog Bar. You need to pass the keys to someone else on your late fridays. LOL! And you are so wrong for this “Ya’ll don’t be mad if you see me whipping that benz that used to be yours. lol”

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I’m fine being a blog bachelorette.

SexyCool, you’ve got the right idea.

I get so sick and tired of that little man. Every time I turn around on this blog I got to fight to prove my love!

LOL

Yall got me acting crazy up in here.

I have to pick-up the knucklehead from school today. Have a good weekend everyone.

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Yup, I’m poppin in and out too. Viking weekend on tap. So I gotta get the hurr did so I can “whip my hair back and forth!”

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DreamsMat – Sounds like you got the right idea my man.

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@Melo he’s not….I’ve only told him that 2x so far. I’m not making it a habit….besides he drools over a car faster than he would a naked woman. He’s so into those cars its not even funny…….

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ShesCute!?

u not making it a habit?

good girl…..feed that man!

no shame in ur game,that’s how u keep him!

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*i suppose it’s a good thing this snack machine don’t take debit cards. or i could go bum a buck off somebody*

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YesSheIsCute – PLEASE filter and select what you disclose to Melo.

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LOL @ Melo you are funny
lol @ kimmie will keep that in mind….
cZ our vending machines do….but it’s not that serious right now hehe

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no worries. just friday afternoon angst that could be easily soothed with some lays potato chips or peanut m&ms. but i’ll be aight.

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memory my eye … you’re one of those blog archivers. lol

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lol @ memory my eye ok duly noted….

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“You guys know I’m new so I don’t have any idea what is what….”

lil mama, that’s what I’m here for….anything you need, just call Big Daddy; and ummmmm, I’mma need for you to start planning that argument with ol dude, so we can start planning that mini vacation! Cain’t be this weekend tho, gotta make sure Mo behaves with all these homecomings goin’ on….

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Vending machines are now accepting debit cards…WOW!

Let’s see what I’ve learned this week:

1. Janky
2. Popeyes is now selling cakes
3. Silky Smooth came out of retirement
4. For Real likes to be think he’s invisible at meetngreets
5. Even men in cyberspace are greedy
6. When getting on a plane, watch out for the passenger with the really oversized bag!!!!!
7. Mo ain’t springing for no crazy costume.
8. People are getting lawyers after 5 days (not even that) of marriage.
9. Melo doesn’t know what filtering means.
10. kimmie needs her overseas hubby to come back!!!!

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Gotta pay to play tho. I ain’t cheap. In fact, I’m expensive.
kimmie Vente aqui mami, and let’s talk things out over a deep-bodied Chilean merlot. You know I know quality.

I was waiting on you to open the Blog Bar.
Mo my bad. been so busy on the plantation, I been negelecting my clients here. tell me what you havin…it’s on me. Sooooo, are you back on the market too?

Sounds like you got the right idea my man.
WillieD yeah I see we were on the same page.

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I’ma do like o’girl….and marry mydamnself. LOL!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39793033/ns/world_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001

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YesSheIsCute – Melo is cool. He just takes EVERYTHING and runs waaaay left. Next thing you know, your beautiful romantic evening is turned into Erotica…LOL

Melo – You’re alright with me. Nasty but alright

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SexyC
That site might be just what I’m looking for. You know others who have used it and been satisfied?

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@SexyC ~ ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪different strokes for different folks and so on and so on and scooby dooby do, ooh cha cha…we got live together♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪

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enjoy Simple Man!

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Actually, DreamsMat, I know the chick who owns the business. So, of course, my opinion would be biased. With that being said, I know that she has been doing this for a while and is very dedicated to making sure the parties are enjoyed by all. I’m sure she will be willing to provide you with references. (Not like she’s going to give you any bad ones….lol)

I just realized that I don’t see a phone number on the website. It is 678.478.2219.

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2CPTG – I always behave, depending on what your definition of behaving is, lol! But its not my homecoming, checking out the vendors. Especially since my cousins arent coming in…..Morehouse alum

Dreams – it depends on how quickly Kym can get my paperwork going cuz 2CPTG is trying to have his own community. Im just saying….and go on and getcha girl a glass of wine. Its that kinda day……

czBrat/YESSHEIS – I cant tell it but I will say I have to stay away cause its full of snacks (chips, popcorn, candy, danishes, donuts, trail mix, etc) and then there is the coke machine…..WHEW!

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@SimpleMan ~ bet he’s grinning from ear to ear. You may find you have a squatter in the West Wing.

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Thanks SexyC. Planning for the lil mama’s bday next month.

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Well…in reality, I will be marrying TheDude.
Dang did I miss news of a proposal?

Celisea I’m good, just ready for this weekend’s drunken debauchery family festivities.

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Dreams – Have fun….get pics please

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SexyC ~ I’ll whisper your gov’t name in his ear!

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Actually, I get a sense of….yeah, giddiness, excitement, but more than anything….peace, contentment, love.

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ooooppps…..sorry Diva…

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