Opening the door…Turning on the lights….

These weekends gotta last longer…..

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Greetings

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whats up TOS…..sigma in the bldg

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Hello georgous!! ( I am)…How was your weekend?

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naw, Simple Man….I ain’t “put down” shyt! ain’t seent my wifey since Friday…..kinda mess is that?

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what you know about it….lol…i am the original ish talker…the one from the east….the man that went thru hell on an island only to be labeled a devil dawg…the one that was once called skeeta boo…..thats what i know about that TOS!!!….they tried to ban me player..but ya know

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@blackfoote…..secretly women like that you have lady friends….they want to feel like they have won something or have a person of value……we all want what other have..human nature..so the next time…say yes i am dating…i have found no on that fits my lifestyle or standards..then enter her spirit on what you want…and watch the game unfold:-)

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What up fellas besides (I am) we the only dudes in here? Where are all the ladies today?

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Morning all,

i want to go back to bed….

scary behavior, hmmm…let me think…

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i am no troll…i am an OG blogger..i am the 3rd and 13th letter :-
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Morning All. First,I agree these 48hr weekends aint hittin on NAY-THAN.

Second, I’ve been told I have a tendency to dimiss too quickly and harshly. I have a very low tolerance for BS. I have learned to quit cutting people off and getting ghost so fast…ok, I’m learning.

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Good morning everyone!

Spooky behavior…hmmmm, not that I can recall.

@Hombre ~ I missed seeing you there. I was told you left about 15 mins before I arrived….Again, Happy B-day!

Entire weekend was filled with meeting some of my favorite bloggers. MUAH!!!

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smh at this self hate

The outspoken Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver, who’s been linked to model Jessica White, has hired Kelleher International to help find a main squeeze who looks like bodacious Kim Kardashian — “who I happen to think is gorgeous,” he said.

Kelleher, run by mother and daughter team Jill and Amber Kelleher, has 18 international offices and charges clients anywhere from $15,000 to $150,000

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@leggs…yes that sucked…sorry about friday…i was running late and i had to catch ken ford..lol. Yes i was there i meet tazz finally and kimmie…very nice women…i was there with my girlfriend..i was so hungry i left but i did go back

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hey there Simple Man…weekend was cool, met some new people who seem to be just as off kilter in the flesh as they are on here, so Cool Beans (off kilter works for me, lol)

like Delight, i have a low tolerance for BS. add to that stupidity,indecisiveness, and ineffeciency, i have been told can make me a bit intimidating at times
also, have had a tendancy in the past to find guys who arent comfortbale with the fact that i have some very good (and old) male friends who treat me as one of the guys. im figuring they were here b4 you, get over it, they seem like its some demerit on my side…who knows…im sure there are more, let me think….

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@Hombre ~ didn’t the hostess/b-day lady look MAR VE LOUS!!!!

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HiYas!

my scary? i tend to take that independent woman thing a bit too far. dude has to remind me that he is also in it because he WANTS to be; not because he HAS to be. that usually settles my feisty @ss down a bit.

i agree, these monday mornings just keep comin round way too fast.

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@leggs…she sure did

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@2C – yeah, i think just to make sure i really wasnt some troll lurking around, lol
@Leggs – looks like you may have to do another one, cast a wider net, lol

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i dont see why the blog does not have a standing friday meet and greet along with a spot thats ours…might be a good idea

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Morning beautiful people!!

Not feeling the best this morning, but I am fighting it! Maybe I’ll feel better after getting this coffee in.

Leggs & Hombre & your lady it was wonderful meeting you lovely people! SO and I really enjoyed ourselves. SO & Taz really hit it off, discoving that they are Clevelanders and from around the same area!

On topic – I have my faults like everyone else, but I don’t think I have anything that would be clasified as “scary”. But it’s somebody for everybody out there, including the scary. And I really could care less what some ex said about me. I keeps it moving!

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@2C ~ I didn’t think you were in Atlanta to attend. I am sorry. Going forward, whether you’re in Atlanta or not, I will send the invite to you and you can decide if you want to attend. I humbly bow my head for your forgiveness.

I sent the invite to everyone I had an email address for.

@Hombre ~ that standing Friday meet and greet sounds good. A regular spot and one can show up or not. Interesting.

@blue ~ it was fun. You are crazy, fun and down to earth. I like that.

czB ~ love you!

@blackfoote, we cool. I thought most knew about the meetup. It’s been discussed by many. If you have an email you’d like to share, I put it on the list. Two of the most craziest bloggers showed up, Dan and DemiGod! Dan was told he couldn’t use any of his big words for the evening.

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blue®: like the rest of your list Indecisiveness will illicit a quick good-bye from me. Be a man/woman. Make a dang decision. I’m not perfect and I don’t expect you to be. Mistakes are a part of life. That riding the sideline non-sense will get you cut quick without a look back.

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Good Morning Folks! Just wanted to stop by to say

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCool on your official day.

hombre after all these years it was great to finally meet you face2face. Happy Belated Birthday to you.

kimmie Hubby and I are STILL tripping on the face that your SO and I went to the same high school. Small world! I enjoyed hanging with you guys for a bit.

Leggs Lovely as always.

Sorry – don’t have much to add to the topic. Diva already hit on mine – my passionate way of relaying my point of view has been viewed as argumentative. I’m still working on that one but my hubby knows the difference between my passionate discussions and arguments.

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@Leggs – thx, crazy, fun, down to earht, describes me to a T…(ok, if i were more awake i sooo could take that sideways, lol). over 30 people, whoa…ok then, may have to get brutal with it next time, they pay more attention when you pull out the whip….wait, maybe i am waking up…huh…
and so what about you Bronx people with your finger shake, lmao! making us Queens people the minority for once, lol
@Delight – yeah, i cant do it…”make a dang decision” exactly…and dont expect me to make them all, im aint your momma…if you want me to make them, i will but no bytching when you dont like what you got….

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@tazz…yeah it was great meeting you and your hubby!

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@Tazzee Mae ~ MUAH…Thank you!! It was good seeing you and Mr. J….on (LOL). So use to your blog name!!

@blackfoote ~ that corner is no joke!! J/K

@blue ~ whoa is right…Inviting is all I can do. Hmmmm, perhaps next time I’ll pull out the whip and snatch some folk up!!!

@Hombre ~ it could be out little spot like “Cheers”…♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪sometimes you want to go where everyone knows your name, and they’re all glad that you came….♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ You show up or you don’t.

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”…♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪sometimes you want to go where everyone knows your name moniker, and they’re all glad that you came….♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪

where is melo? that post is right up his alley.

blue, it definitely takes a secure man to be ok with a woman with male friends. kudos to mr. blue for being able to see past the threat.

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Happy Monday All! (if there is indeed such a thing, LOL!)

Hombre – whats good, happy belated

SexyCool – hope you enjoyed yourself and sorry I missed out!

On topic – Ive been told that my ‘emotionless-ness’ is an issue. yeah, well……..

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@czB ~ you’re right, moniker!!!

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lysa

Ok….I feel your post and would like to offer some advise that may or may not sit well with the blog ladies….

The next chance you get…Go ahead and do him…. Find a chance and get somewhere and rude him like a rented mule!!! This will do two things….
first, you get achance to get some of the urge off your chest and
second you get to find out if his bed game is worth the continued effort…..

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@mo….you would be a millionaire if you played poker…you are ICE COLD……ICE COLD…

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Hey Blue. Hayze days. Lazy days. Crazy days.

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@sexycool….thanks for the PR

@lukas…random…lol

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wow! hey everybody its been a longtime how u all been?

Hey Leggs
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Leggs – LOL @ your 10:34! Right!

Hombre – c’mon now….Im not that bad! LOL!

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@ Simple…

lysa — Following up on Simple’s advice — if you are afraid of screwing things up with this new guy if you jump him too soon, then you could always just have a therapeutic romp with some other random dude that you don’t care about. This would at relieve some of the angst (royalty check is in the mail, Melo) from the drought & clear your mind for your potential dude. I’m sure you could find any number of dudes (many here on this blog) who would be happy to offer their services…

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Good morning all…

Leggs – did I get black listed? I got the invite but later got that it was canceled….

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@Lukas – um…good to know? (how do i make a crazy face? )
@SexyC – Heyy there…Lazyy Dayys…now im singing…not a good look in my cubicle with people passing by, lol….
@evy – undead? i did apply but someone forgot to bring me my “introduction to being undead” booklett…if i were undead this d@mn mosquitoe bite should be no problem (arrgggg, it itchesss…what kind of place still has mosquitoes in OCTOBER???)

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oh well, no invite to the shindig this past weekend……

at least Florida State won….

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Morning
I don’t like to talk about shyte that’s bothering me. I take it on the chin when I need to and keep moving forward. Most people never know when there’s something going on with me. Many women don’t like this because they say it feels like I’m shutting them out.

The meetup sounds like it was real cool. Sorry I couldn’t make it out. Hope to catch the next one and actually meet some of these folks I been blogging with for years. lol

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@2C ~ you know I would never intentionally leave you off the invite list.

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what blue really means by ‘down-to-earth’ is ‘undead’ – did you all miss that fri?
evy, her shoes gave her away! LMAO

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@leggs: awww, shucks, ma’am, i’m that, sorry, i am – been alotta stuff goin on in my little corner of heaven lately – but i’m glad you’re glad i’m back

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@LovelessinAtl : Very good idea, I’ll try that.

and @Leggs: You are so right, I’ll have to try harder>

@Simple Man: I know this is a stupid problem to have, but just thought I might be able to get some insight from others. After spending 3 + years recovering from a bad break up, I’m just trying to get right.

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Wait something aint right.

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i was completely reading the headline about lance armstrong having his 5th child. then i realized it’s the biker not the astronaut (neal). *whew*

seriously, it was really cool meeting the bloggers who came out friday. a good time was had by all. there are a few others i hope to meet next time around.

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Blue’s shoes were FIERCE!!!

In dating or just getting to know a person, the one thing I truly find spooky are the “drive bys” in the middle of the night checking to see if any cars are in your driveway, or simply the stalker move of parking across from your home watching you. That’s spooky!

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ooops, wrong face….. <~~~~ that's more like it.

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lysa

Gotta ask…How long has it been since you got your oil changed?????

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I’m very blunt and sometimes say things that are hurtful without thinking. I have to learn to think before I talk. Found a great blog for date night in Atlanta. http://datenightgurus.blogspot.com/

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@czB ~ that was funny. His name is Neil Armstrong

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@Simple Man; 2.5 + years

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@blue ~ had to do some thinking…I took 2 small vests and stitched together so it go around his midsection. His is the only vest in dark brown I will issue. Want it to look more like a saddle. Since you tend to take Fred home (when you’re not farming him out to be stud at the Pink Pony), please look on the top shelf, right hand side of your closet for his vest!

@blackfoote, you can post your email address here if it’s not a secret. If you don’t want to do that, let me know.

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Simple. Kind of the reverse of that scene in the Matrix with the Blonde and the chocolate cake. She had excuse herself to the ladies room after “the incident” took place at the table.

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For Real, you went too?

For Real
Leggs
SexyCool

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I knew something wasn’t right………

Leggs:

rlrobins3@comcast.net I can do my phone too it’s not a secret either but I’ll reserve that for a reply e-mail…….LOL

Me and 2C still was done wrong.

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@Leggs – aww, sweet! will see how it fits him when we get home, no pockets or anywhere to hide stuff tho right? you know how he gets…now just for the record, I am not the one farming him out, thats DD and her accomplices, think i foiled her evil plot tho…had to get a restraining order…contributing to the delinquancy of a ….um…well…you get the jist…
@Dreams – lmao, my guess is goes back to what us ladies were saying last week, our experience is that guys talk about/and categorize women who give it up too soon, so the guys you want to keep around you’re overly cautious with and the guy that you could have come or go is the one who reaps the benefits, lmao

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Simple you left out….

Ared: OMG! Look at that dude that just came out of the ladies room. And look his shirt is sticking out of his zipper.

2C: Yeah I was there but I just observed. You know I’m low key.

If you spell spooky backwards it spells BMW.

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@2C ~ you are funny! I’m still your friend, even if you’re questioning whether you want to remain friends with me (LOLOL).

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2, you have to keep us posted on when you’re in town.

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Is this blog dedicated only to ignorant people who can’t use the English language correctly? What is it with you people that think it’s cute to grossly misuse a perfectly good language? It’s not cute, it makes you look stupid!

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Thank you Dan! You are a riot!

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@BMW ~ you are not spooking and you are YOU. BTW, was that dude lightskinnededed, tall and lanky? I went to a party a few months back and he was walking around the party with a 40oz drinking from a straw. I have never seen anything like that in my life.

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@What? ~ you do realize it’s done on purpose and not because one doesn’t know any better!!

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Oops, I just typed “lightskinnededed” after What> complained about botching up the English language…

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“I’m not spooky…just a wee bit different!” – Said while wearing an Isis costume and Johnny Quest decoder ring.

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likewise, Dan. *smiling @ the “simply…Superior” story*

is that a big no no in Atlanta? YES! now stop being an @ss.

why do i have a feeling the room is going on lockdown again? smdh

you’re right, 2. you should be on the guest list no matter what. he!!, it took me nearly that long to get there from the northside so ….. next time for sure. muah!

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2C: Don’t worry bruh I’ll hit you next time but I could swear Leggs and Brat told me they invited you.

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@Trevor ~ I granted the request for Fred to don a vest because he’s been abused with candy and other items, someone turned him into a klepto, he’s been dancing on the poles ruining his coat, and, to top matters off, someone is looking at him strange, much like the man in the news with the dog. He needs a vest! This blog mascot is entirely too popular!

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It’s ok, Leggs….

I’m doin like Paris Hilton, I’m screening for new friends as we speak….

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@Dan – Dannnn!!!
@BMW – just a wee bit different – im with you, it works for some folk, not all…im just a wee bit different myself…
@Trevor – shame on you, you got a hit out on poor Fred or something?
@Blackfoote – lmao, dont think Fred got the egg (cause he cant swim ya know) but he has seen some rough times…

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MO…Awwww thank you girl!

LEGSS….no he was dark, tall and lanky.

FOR REAL….you know I have an Isis costume! And I had a Johnny Quest obsession as a kid!

WHAT needs to get a life! If they are that humorless and dull….go play in traffic! It may be the only exciting thing in their pathetic little life!

“Does AJC have a dating blog for White people?” ….Why the hell must you segregate everything? The blog has people of all races on here. But not everyone comes on screaming, “Incoming message from a White lady” before posting. If you could get your panties out of your butt you may have fun on the blog with all the craziness that goes on here. It’s just entertainment.

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@BMW – ok, was sipping on my water here, and literally almost spit it over the keyboard at that “Incoming message from a White Lady”…too d@mn funny….

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Leggs:

Yes you are……..I’m Mr. Whipple now……LOL

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@czB ~ I know, I know…thought it would lend credence to my argument for him to have a vest (LOL)!

@BMW ~ loving your response. Figured most would skip over it and let them be. You know we don’t like to feed the trolls, but every so often they need a quick kick in the shin…you gave a well deserved chop to the throat!

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*Brat’s doing a TD dance for Dreams & Seven*

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@Leggs – he needs his vest, Trevor just has a hit out on him thats all….
@Dreams – have the guys said they think differently about a woman who does this, or is this just what women THINK guys do? – i have had several guys say to me that is their view, woman who gives it up quick is labeled as funtime gal not take home to momma gal….granted not all guys, but enough to get it stuck in womens heads that this is something to watch for….

gotta find food—-Leggs, Freds doing his meditation, can you make sure he’s not distrubed please?

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@Blue

I’ll bet you’ve heard from other men (like today) that that’s not the case, however, we all remember/rely on/re-use/rehash facts that validate our world view.

Thusly, coming up off the “grown folk” doesn’t make or break a woman’s chances (unless it’s bad)

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Dreams – They don’t know who they are messing with when they come up in here, do they?

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@BMW: Thx! I had to give you props for a great post; it inspired me to type my first comment.
My whole life, people have always said ‘Just be yourself’…does that advice not apply anymore? I can’t be someone I’m not, so as Wanda Sykes would say…”I’ma be me”. lol

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*Brat’s doing a TD dance for Dreams & Seven*
czBrat baile mami, balie! lol

come a get your kiss papi!
BMW you know you don’t have to tell me twice. Shoot I’ll do that all day for kisses.

They don’t know who they are messing with when they come up in here, do they?
kimmie Thing is that I’m not even confrontational like that, but the self-righteousness gets on my nerves. This coming from a rehabillitated self-righteous a$$hole. lol

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lysa…

He melo is not laughing…..

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incoming message from white lady:

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oops! lost her…

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“Incoming message from a White lady”….Black actaully, but my “message” is that was funny

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@simple: I WILL NOT BE INTERROGATED BY YOU! LEAVE ME ALONE! I’LL FOLLOW YOU HOME AND SET FIRE TO YOUR CHEESECAKE!

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@ simple: only on alternate tuesdays between midnite and dawn…why?

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Good Afternoon All,

I am going to have to add on to Wisey..my spooky behavior is my mouth. I am very passionate about issues(I know shocker!!!) and I know at times my personality can be a bit overbearing. But I am working on it..a little..don’t judge me!

Good to meet some of the blog folks Friday night..I don’t know if anyone told anybody yet..about all the activities..but lets see..CZbrat.. likes really big eggrolls..Dan is a pickpocket..Leggs is the real Dom of the group(she slapped Dan until he got right)..Blue’s hubby looked down my shirt..so I looked down hers to make it even..and I think something happen involving a short bald dude in tights and a flying car with rims..I don’t remember..too much after the seafood gumbo incident.

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@kym: well, dayum, now i’m really sorry i missed it

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Kym

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so, here’s a question, about being scary, that is…how do the guys feel about hangin out with women who are smarter than you? or the ones you never know what she’s gonna say or do next? does it worry you, or is it fun…or somewhere in between?

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@Blackfoote..I ‘m sorry..maybe next time..

@2C why is my name crossed off you? You and Trevor got some kind of hit list going on?

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@Dan – you’re right, i have heard it both ways…but the thing with women, stuff like that makes us paranoid, gotta find a woman who has found her marshmallowy center and is happy with it, like yours truly, cant see myself in a situation like lysa, if i wanna f@ck ya, i’ll let you know
@Kym – i thought i caught you glancing side eye at me….you forgot about the brownies….
@evy – channeling shirley maclaine…wouldnt she have to be dead for you to channel her?…wait, are you saying shirley maclaine is dead?

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evy:

It’s all Leggs fault she left me off the list, after I just my vest too.

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It’s all Leggs fault she left me off the list, after I just my vest too.

Dayum Leggs!! Sup wit dat?!?!?

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@Blue..that’s right Dan tried to bribe us into a threesome with brownies..didn’t work but the brownies were good.

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Well d@mn… Sounds like I picked the wrong blog meet & greet to miss…

Then again… maybe it’s for the best… I don’t know if I’d have been able to contain Evil Swiss w/ all the cleavage & 3-way bribes and so forth…

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D@mn… I hope this wasn’t intentional…

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@ simple: ooooo – i think i love you…

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Afternoon All,

nothiing on topic, lets see what the newest topic is about.

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@evy – or the ones you never know what she’s gonna say or do next? dont get folks hating on us unpredictable ones, we’re the most interesting!
@Kym – those were good, between the margaritas and the chocolate did leave me feeling frisky…..
@swiss – you missed it swiss, i was actually tall! well maybe not tall, but i sure tried to be! brought out the killer shoes…..

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evy…. I have recently confirmed blog wife, But If you are down to be my Blog “Special friend” I am game!!!

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@ those in attendance fri. – how tall IS blue? i picture her about 4 1/2 ft., what with the pygmy pony and all…

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@ simple: ’special friend’? do i get flowers?

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“when somebody pokes another, what’s that about?
school me’ on the significance if it….”

Melo — You should try it, bro. I poked BMW & SexyCool 3 times apiece last night… It was awesome!

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Sorry guys, couldn’t resist!!
I think my ’spooky’ is I expect that what he says he is going to do is what he does. I think it shows respect. For instance, if he says he is going to call on a certain day, I expect that he will, even if it is to say he is busy and will call later. I believe actions speak louder than words, so if he can’t follow through on his words, I am not too interested in sticking around. Hmmmm…is that unreasonable? Should I learn to relax? I really am asking for opinions….
White Lady out! heh heh couldn’t resist again…

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“…i was actually tall! well maybe not tall, but i sure tried to be! brought out the killer shoes…..”

blue — Kindly remove those stilettos and return to wang level your actual height, please…

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evy…You get flowers, great gifts on special days, and cool getaways to engage in grownfolk behavior!!!!

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Leggs, I got the evite but could not make it this time. Do keep me posted on future meet & greets.

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“what the heck have I been struck off of?” – After I told 2Cs about that weekend you and I spent at band camp he decided to cross you off his hit list.

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Swiss?

so u poke to see if u can play?
I guess BMW is game…….
SexxyCool? unless u ain’t scared of TheDude….I urge to proceed with caution!
but what’s the phuckinh with poke…why not speak instead of poke?
what’s up with that?

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“but the stilettos make my legs look so gooood”

In that case, blue, you have my permission to keep the FMP’s on, but you must lie down & put those legs up in the air…

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Of course I will, Trevor0529.

@im swiss ~ I’ve always been told they were CFMP’s!

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@Kym ~ I promise you, when I see you I am going to choke you…you know we don’t talk about anyone until they open the door and walk into Blogsville.

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@evy

everyone’s conversation comfort level is different. When I’m around light hearted stuff (ie pop culture) I’m usually quiet because those coversations bore.me.to.tears – literally.

However, get to talking about something significant (be it to you or the world) and I’m all in. And this isn’t snobbery or nothing, I personally feel as if that’s the best way to get to know a person.

Some guys will let you talk their ears off just to get the puddy. Not I.

@Leggs

Look, you left food on the plate + Dan is hungry = mine.

Simple math

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@ simple: ahhhhh, sounds tempting…

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Dan!

thanx on the poke question.

To ur third paragraph line….some guys will let u …
so u saying u won’t let a girl talk and ramble if the reward us pudsy….but u want pudsy on your terms? Is that correct?

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“I’ve always been told they were CFMP’s!”

Leggs — Yeah, I’ve heard that, too… but I figured the cum “come” goes without saying…

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….reward is pudsy

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@For Real – well, now, this is awkward…guess i need to excuse myself for a minute…rub some things out, i mean handle some things…i mean ’scuse me…..
@swiss – just saying, fmp’s, the right headboard, and a flexible chick make for some good times……
@Kym – i didnt talk about the EL curl, but could we please talk about your obsession with toy trains?
@Dan – im with you, theres but so long i can maintain a converstaion that is neither intellectual stimulating nor witty, i need at least one or the other, preferably both. maybe why i dont have a whole lot of friends, those unable to keep up get recycled quickly….

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Just for the record – I LOVES me some Wise Diva!

I finally made it to the office. YAY ME!

I missed Friday’s shindig because I thought it was this coming Friday. When y’all texted/called me, I was napping off the slight tipsy I had going on after my massage and martinis. I was going to head down in anyway, but then got the call back that you were about to break camp. I am SO there next time. (I think.)

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…you’re right, i’m swiss.

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@simple: sure you want me to email you? i think the nsa is bugging my comm…

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evy…I guess we just need to find someplace other than behind the authorized door….

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LOL! Oh. Okay. LOL! Gotcha. Yeah. I’m taken. Really, really taken.

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K-to-tha-Y.M. – for all intents and purposes the social on Saturday night was supposed to have been a surprise. At the last minute, I got word that I needed to invite more folk to come hang out on Saturday. However…in my defense (although it’s a rather paltry defense I know), I did post, on FB, a general message about hanging out Saturday night.

However, I actually plan on putting together something else there *SOON*. It’s a great spot. It would even work as one of the spots for the standing meet and greets y’all were talking about earlier.

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@Kym, why you have to say coconuts…I can see Melo banging his nuts together doing the happy dance!

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and will fred be coming? i’ve never seen a pygmy pony…

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@evy ~ props in most things are a good thing! Sure, bring ‘em.

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@Sexy..I was just messing with ya…I was so worn out Saturday night..I might have hit someone with my corrective shoe..I hope you had Big Fun!

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evy: “i did not comment on the dude’s lack of intelligence” – You said ” how do the guys feel about hangin out with women who are smarter than you” – “Smarter than” mean the dudes you date are lacking in intelligence.

And you then you said “i commented on having to dumb down b/c he makes it clear that he perceives the challenge to be not in the conversation but to his manhood”: “dumb down” means you have to lower your intelligence to meet ole boys level. So, you may not intended to express the fact that you’ve dated some dumb dudes but that what you wrote.

“he perceives the challenge to be not in the conversation but to his manhood” – I just don’t understand how that can be unless you being each sentence with Bytch Please!! Then I got say ole boy had a point.

“i was referring to guys who want their woman to be less so that they can be more without having to reach.” – Again, I do not understand this; if my chick is less then that means I will have work extra hard while caring a grown azz woman around on my back. But if mean less as in caring you around while you straddle me, then again I got say ole boy had a point.

“as for quiet, i appreciate quiet as well, and have been known to retreat to my inner, inner, ineer self to meditate whilst the dude decides whether or not he wants to make a decision.” – Well, well, wellll, so your inner self is deep huh? I like that there… I can see why it took ole boy a few minutes. Spelunking is a craft.

“and with regard to poking me, if quiet is what you are after, perhaps you’d better not – i am generally noisier when poked. “ – Lookie here peach my Paw-Paw didn’t raise no fool. For Real now pulling out his QuietComfort 15 Acoustic.

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@kimmie ~ I asked that dude for directions and he immediately asked if I was going to see SexyC (but using her slave name). He said he thought he was underdressed….

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LOL! kimmie – that was my gf’s boyfriend. LMAO! He came because she was supposed to be there. He was *truly* confused when he showed up and she wasn’t there.

And you’re right, some things about seem to not have changed since back then. That dude keeps me laughing and keeps her………challenged.

However, I really and truly hope that at least that purple tee was not quite that old.

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K-to tha….yes…that is exactly what I had….BIG FUN…as if I’d gone “all the way to Ball-tee-more!” LOL!

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SCool..You from Baltimore???

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SCool – It is indeed a VERY small world!! He was a mess back in the day – but a good “mess”! He was kind of a leader on campus! He looks great though! Those Omegas were wild but kinda undercover smart. A lot became entrepreneurs. One of his frat has a car dealership here that I see the commercials for sometimes on tv, at least I used to. He was one of the wildest ones.

Good peeps, though!LOL!!!

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@Leggs..it only took me like what 4 years..heck that is quick for me.

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another tough love moment : woman is sueing Tyra Banks saying she flew her 15yr old girl from GA to NY to be on a show where the child claimed to be a sex addict, and this is Tyras fault cause she as the parent had not given consent, in fact new nothing about it – WTH … idk which is worse, your kid is a sex addict and you dont know or your kid flying to NYC and you dont know…1st ? for me is where the he!! were you all this time?

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Random:

Reading the blog….I can’t tell if you are are using your original monikers of if the blog is hijacked again

This guy I work with is so hot but I can’t figure out whose team he plays for. yep…that might be a problem.

I WANT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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blue, I saw the article regarding your 3:35 thsi morning, and i had teh same thought….is she made cause her 15 year old is a ‘hoe or is she pissed cause she went to NYC and she did not know, or because she just figured out that her freaky daughter most likly went to the city and got her head knock off on Tyra’s dime, or all of the above????

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typo: without her consent

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random: why do people waste your time when you are trying to do something for them

Me: I need such and such so that I can complete your request
colleague: I already gave that to you.

Um…. If I had it why would I be asking your for it!!

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Car Surfing? Is that akin to running a train but it’s being done willingly???

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@simple 3:21: simple! shame on you! and you a blog-married man!

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Yep blue: I concur with you!!
Also, I wonder if the mom knows that apples don’t fall far from trees.
The way children act out, usually means something is not right in the home.
And for the mom not to know her daughter went to NY to talk about her sex addiction let’s me know right away the mom dropped the ball somewhere.
I bet the father is not in the picture- so sad.

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@for real 3:20:

sigh. my, but someone’s argumentative.

1. my asking a general question of the men in the room does not mean that the dudes i date are anything in particular.

2. dumb down does not mean lower your intelligence, but rather your way of expressing yourself.

3. while i agree that if a woman uses a phrase such as ‘bytch, please’, a man is certainly justified in taking the defensive, i do not see that your inability to understand a thing means that it does not exist.

4. while i agree that you would have to work harder if you were carrying a grown azz woman around your back, it does not follow that you would be required to do so b/c she does not express herself as eruditely with you as she might with others. as to your inability to understand –
please see point # 3.

5. the innerer you go, the deeper you get. you might consider giving your sense of humor a spa day or some such – it seems to be a little tight.

6. well, PEACH – a little quality time with yourself might be just what you need. enjoy.

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I am?

What’s the point of ignoring me’ when its eating you from the inside?
and u won’t be the last tho…..
anyhow, hope u find somebody to nurse ur udder!

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“nurse ur udder”

We have a winner! Goodnight, folks & thanks for playing…

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@Leggs – yep just like running a train, these idiots get on top of a moving car and stand up for the ride…now, ive told my kids you hurt yourself doing something stupid i told you not to do, better hope the neighbors call 911 cause i aint gonna, but d@mn, somethings i shouldnt have to tell you are bad ideas…

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Blue: I think it’s possible for her to be an addict but in a way that is not the same as adults
As a child, she may be addicted to the “love” feeling and the “feeling wanted” feeling that comes from giving it to these guys. So to her it may be a sex addiction but I really see it as this child just has an empty hole that she is trying to fill up with whatever to get that feeling of self worth, love, etc.

I bet you that the mother is probably more pissed that their dirty laundry was spilled versus the daughter going to NY but you can’t file a suit against a child telling their own story so the next best thing to to make it be about the child was on the show without her consent.

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@ blue: lol! does it work?

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INCOMING MESSAGE FROM A……oh hell…who am I today?

I know I can always count on SWISS and MELO for some perverted banter!

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We aim to please, BMW… we aim to please…

How you doin’, by the way? You are still going to come over & join Mrs. Swiss for a dance number in the shower once we get that skripper pole installed, right?

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@i am – i think you’ve probably hit it on the head. the girl needs therapy, not to be stuck in teh middle of a lawsuit, which she will most certainly be. mom is sueing for $3 mil!!, howd she come up with that figure??!!
@evy – you bet it does, i hear them telling each other “remember what mommy said, shes not taking you to the doctor, and ms glorias (neighbor lady) car is gone, i dont think shes home” lmao

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Melo….Forgot about that….

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random: blonde oreo cakesters are not “the original oreo”…

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@ blue: blonde oreo cakesters are not oreos.

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@ simple: awwww…i’ve always wanted to be someone’s other one-and-only…

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@Incoming from a White Woman ~ are you still here?????

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“…anyhow, hope u find somebody to nurse ur udder!”

No! that was not funny

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Blue: I wonder if they use a chart to determine what figure the should sue for

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i go for the oreos and these people have peanut butter cakesters…WTH??? oreos should be black and white and crispy, thats it! i was so disgusted i opted for the white cheddar popcorn instead….

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Ok, not to you, but it was to me…it’s all good!

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“Go on Swiss….enter something smart.”

Sorry for the delayed reply, i am… I can’t type fast with 1 hand…

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have a friend who was a stripper, she got mad at me cause i go to hang with her one night, and say i wanna see that trick where the hang from pole like, but i kept turning around every time she did (had some spectator distractions as dudes dont know how to behave when they see a chick in a strip club with no man) , she musta done it like 3 or 4 times, by the time i actually saw it, she wasnt going high enough for me, i jokingly told her no tip…she beat me up for that one…..

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Anybody who goes as Snooki this Halloween will be Spooky!

Heck, anyone who looks like Snooki is spooky!! Come to think about it…Snooki is spooky!!

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I AM…thigh high boots? I always wear akle strap heels.

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“…thigh high boots? I always wear akle strap heels.”

Got dammit… Y’all are gonna make me walk out of this office w/ a boner… I’m giving Mrs. Swiss your names when she asks me why I’m carrying her off to the bedroom while’s she’s trying to watch her soaps on dvr…

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MELO….you always make me laugh!

SWISS…boy you need some help!

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Yea BMW! you gotta wear the thigh highs.
I have always worn ankle straps and would come home with all these bruises (some are still there!)
When I saw a girl that had thigh high boots – it made sense

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I’m out!!!
Folks be good

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am i all alone in here? looking left ← , looking right → , side eye ↔ …lets see what trouble can i get into…..

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No blue, Im still lurking….LOL!

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Besides, I am trying to talk evy into having an affair…..

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d@mn it, d@mn it – here i thought i had the place to myself….

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(Wishing everyone but evy would leave….)

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Midget porn makes me smile!!! But I came across this 1970’s porn and the big ole’ bushes have me CAPTIVATED!!!!

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Soooo Mo……Do you have some singles????

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@Mo – Now where is my blanket and the remote – ive got popcorn, what are we watchin?
@Simple Man – ewww, cant do the 70s thing, may have to lock you in the closet to work that one out….
@evy – what your problem isss?
@swiss – looky here, dont make me turn on you, you know you wont be able to resist the nice pedi-d feet in the 4 inch heels

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But blue….70’s porn is a lot more “real” than todays…Its just that nobody knew anything about Razors or clippers!!! LOL

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geek in me coming thru – Pete Jackson (director or the Lord of the Rings trilody) has agreed to direct the Hobbit! woohoo…alright, putting the geek away now…thx Mo!…alwyas picking on the little folk….

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Simple Man – Not Scrub the Ground!!! LOL! Gwine on and break it down!

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alright people, gotta check out….Simple Man/Mo – make sure you turn on the alarm…dont want no vamps in here in the morning, they scare me

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Trademarking and copy righting screen names has to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen. If I dated someone that did that I would deffintly spook me away.

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