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Natural Tapering Off

A caught an episode of the TBS show My Boys recently that addressed a common thing that happens with couples: The natural tapering off  aka The NTO.  You know how it is when the novelty has worn off (no pun intended) and the hot and heavy shifts to “lucky if it’s steady” stage?  Yeah, it creeps up on you pretty fast.

There really is no way to avoid The NTO because, well it’s physically impossible to maintain the same intensity and frequency.   Oh you probably have the very best intentions to!  It’s just that random things such schedule conflicts, varying libidos, work distractions, etc. all conspire against you.

What if it’s not just due to these things though?

If you have hit a tapering off period way too soon, should you be concerned?  What would you do if your desire to rip your date’s clothes off wanes soon after you two have become exclusive?

Do men notice when the natural tapering off stage begins?  I think women don’t realize it as quickly as men do.  What do you guys think?

How do you handle the dreaded NTO?

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SlimNumeroUno

August 25th, 2010
8:14 am

Good morning,

Is the NTO really just the point of where the hunter has now gotten the ‘prey’ out in the open…gotten them comfortable in the surroundings therefore taking away a bit of the chase….I think the NTO or plateau comes once the dude has realized the woman has grown feelings for them, which gives them a bit more leadway with the less intense part of the courtship. Once you’ve been ‘conquered’ the NTO is soon to follow.

Need more coffee…check back in later.

SlimNumeroUno

August 25th, 2010
8:14 am

I guess I really am NumeroUno today…

Blue

August 25th, 2010
8:17 am

After 5 yrs together (three cohabiting), my boyfriend and I are still in the intense phase. It requires inventiveness, fun, and a little kink. (and not being married!!! lol)

YESSHEISCUTE

August 25th, 2010
8:18 am

What about if you have always been in that NTO state? I feel that way in my current relationship. I never felt like I was able to be as amorous as I like in the beginning because he is not. So we are always in that NTO state that usually takes place. I don’t see it tapering off because its pretty meager already…

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
8:31 am

Morning ladies!!! From a guys POV, I think NTO happens when women realize that they have a dude invested…At that point the ladies tend to back away from the circus act that hooked him in the first place….

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
8:33 am

YESSHEISCUTE @ 8:18… That does not sound good!!! Hope you can manage…

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
8:42 am

Morning…

You can sense the NTO is approaching when, as you stated, you’re not so apt to “do” her all the time. How does that saying go, “familiarity breeds contempt,” or some’n like that…well, that’s what happens..you’ve become quite comfortable/familiar with each other and it’s grown stale…as someone said, keep it interesting, and keep her on her toes…..

Is it just me, or does it seem like Diva had a ghostwriter this morning…don’t seem like your style of writing…

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
8:43 am

Off topic…Met a couple of associates for breakfast…While sitting at our table, Two beautiful ladies walked by. One of them had on a kinda short skirt and 3 1/5 inch heels. As she had unbelievable LEGGS, I thought Hmmmmmmmmm….. Could it be???? Not wanting to miss a chance, I walked over introduced my self bid them a great day and paid for their breakfast.

just in case!!! :D :D :D

Lady-How can something so familiar be so strange...hmmmmm

August 25th, 2010
8:50 am

Simple Man that was nice and cute of you! lol

Kym

August 25th, 2010
8:54 am

Good Morning All,

NTO? Hmm..I have never thought about this..I always thought that there was a point that you as a couple just got into such a routine that you develop this level comfort. I guess that is why it is important to not take for grant your partner. Last night I was watching Sinbad’s comedy special on tv..there was this one portion that kind of relates to the topic. He said that it was amazing that once women get married they start to hate their husbands..he said where the woman use to say…

Then: “Ohh that’s him that’s my man! You see him..that’s him girl!”
Now: “Here he go!”

Then: Slap on the butt in the kitchen..”oh you so nasty..giggle..giggle”
Now: Slap on the butt in the kitchen..You just nasty! Slap me again..I dare ya!

I guess this could apply to this whole NTO in relationships..
Then: Wanna have rabbit sex in the car?
Now: Sex?? Tell you what why don’t you get started I will meet you halfway?

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
9:00 am

Simple Man…..that’s what’s up!!!!!

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
9:02 am

GM all,

NTO – i think its a combination of things, a little of that ive got em now need to impress anymore, a little stuck in a routine/rut, children, and all kinds of other little things that you let get in the way. sometimes just got to take the time to say gotta put my relationship first (if its important that is) and come up with something fresh and new to jump start teh spark

Dan - simply...

August 25th, 2010
9:02 am

That stage has its benefits and drawbacks,

The benefits is silence! and the ease with which you all interact with one another,

the drawback is the ease with which you interact with one another. The little flirty, flinty things you used to do, you don’t think about anymore.

As it stands though, passion is designed to wane, to lead to the deeper connections and build stronger bonds.

Morning

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
9:03 am

wait, do my eyes deceive me, another blue!!! Hi Other Blue!!!

Kym

August 25th, 2010
9:04 am

@blue..so did you put in a offer on a house?

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
9:11 am

@Kym – yes and no, its a rental with a purcase option. we are going with a lease for the moment. their supposed to be checking our references today, and said we should have a decision once they talk to our current landlord. Agent came to our house to go over app/incognito interview i guess. im thinking to make sure we didnt have any bullet holes in the front door or a 95lb attack dog, lol

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
9:13 am

Good morning!

@SimpleMan ~ I started to play with you this morning, but must remain honest. It wasn’t me! But, that was very sweet of you!

Do men notice when the natural tapering off stage begins? I think women don’t realize it as quickly as men do. I think both genders realize when it’s happening. If you’re in the rapid fire stage of igniting the bed sheets, no doubt you will notice when the fire extinguisher has been placed on the side of the bed!

I like what Blue said, keept it interesting, kinky, spicy and a little role playing never hurts. Ok, all that wasn’t said, but it was implied!

@blue – hope your answer leaves you smiling from ear to ear!

Kym

August 25th, 2010
9:13 am

awww!!! Congrats!!..I was going to tell you yesterday but I forgot before I left..Don’t sleep on HUD homes. That’s how I found my house. Wishing you good vibrations on the decision.!!

DC Rose

August 25th, 2010
9:14 am

Good morning all.

IMO – NTO is OK if you are at that phase where the mental stimulation is challenging, interesting and fun. A relationship needs balance. It shouldn’t be about only one thing. There are so many things that can enhance the deed. A deeper understanding of your partner. That feeling of being connected. And the desire to please.

BUT it’s easier to not have NTO become an issue when you don’t live together

Dirty Diana ♠ Maybe, maybe not

August 25th, 2010
9:16 am

Hola!

Ok, do we have two Blues? Because, I thought our “blue” with Fred was married to Mister Blue :???:

I want to read what the guys have to say on this one. I will say this the “NTO’ is reality setting in. The sooner you can get to reality when dating/married/shacking the better you are to the truth about your partner.

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
9:19 am

Leggs @ 9:13

“I started to play with you this morning”

I should be so lucky…. ( I know its early, and I know i am being bad, But WTH…” :D

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
9:19 am

@Leggs/Kym – Thanx Ladies!! we realy like this place, but guess we are still feeling homesick and cant quite commit to buy it just yet. prob will tho since its just been completly renovated top to bottom. i think we made a good impression – he seemed to like mr.blue being a Veteran, so we will see!
@DC – A relationship needs balance – too true. have had times where i kind of put us in a temp NTO cause we werent connecting anywhere else. to keep a real relationship need to develop some other things besides bedroom skills…

Dirty Diana ♠ Maybe, maybe not

August 25th, 2010
9:20 am

@Simple Man that was a generous act of kindness. I had an encounter yesterday as well, dude did not have enough money to pay a soda, so I told the loud mouth cashier that kept yelling, “Man you are .59 cents short!” Calm down and put his things on my tab.

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
9:29 am

@DD – here I am! Fred is doing his morning yoga…left mr.blue sleeping this morning, I should call him ;)

ℝ♥qi

August 25th, 2010
9:30 am

It is just not possible or even natural to live in a state of constant euphoria for an over extended amount of time. That Natural Tapering Off, IMO, is just that stage when you become familiar and comfortable in the relationship and with that person.

It’s about like when I was picking my daughter up every day from the daycare, she would be excited to see me. But now that we are together all day every day her eyes do not light up when I walk into the room. However, we still have our happy and fun times together. I can still make her laugh and she still makes me smile.

That’s the way relationships are. We become the expected. You know, a natural part of each other’s lives. But that does not mean the love is lost or desire is gone, it just mean you are comfortable and familiar. In that, you have to make the effort keep the sparks lit. There will most definitely be days when the fire is not blazing but keeping those sparks keeps life in the relationship.

The NTO is that stage that you get to when you are happy doing absolutely nothing together. Right around that time when true love (or not) starts to take its course.

There are five stages to long lasting relationships and the NTO one of the five.

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
9:33 am

Robin Williams is one of my favorite comedians. I watched an interview once of him where he talked about how he eventually became “less” humorous to his friends and not so humorous to his kids. He is “oh that’s just dad”. However when the kids’ friends came over he was quite hilarious to them because he was not a part of their natural lives, their everyday living. He said just because he was “less” funny to the kids did not mean he had lost his comedic abilities or even failed at times make them laugh. It just meant his home was a familiar environment and while he did have fun with his kids from time to time, it is unnatural for him to be mr. funny man every single day.

I guarantee you Denzel Washington’s wife doesn’t wake up every morning bouncing off the walls these days in elation of being married to him. He is Denzel, the husband and father. She knows what his crap smells like, literally and figuratively but still loves him. Still a great actor and very handsome however a natural part and occurrence in the lives of his immediate surroundings.

Dirty Diana ♠ Maybe, maybe not

August 25th, 2010
9:43 am

@Blue I just had images of Fred doing yoga and I felt like I was taking some of his stuff. Yep give Mister Blue a call that will help fight off NTO– I kid, I kid.

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
9:47 am

You broke that down nicely, Raqi.

Blue

August 25th, 2010
9:50 am

haaaaa, whatever. can change my name. not a prob

downtown chick

August 25th, 2010
9:51 am

here i am, no longer blue

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
9:54 am

“downtown chick”…..I’m diggin that!!!!

ummm, where at downtown…

and Slim, you still got yo flea market booth? I need you to send me some merchandise…

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
9:59 am

Good Morning!

The NTO is that stage that you get to when you are happy doing absolutely nothing together. Right around that time when true love (or not) starts to take its course.

Raqi, that says it all for me.

Say what you will about Fantasia, but I am really loving her song, Bittersweet.

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
10:03 am

@kimmie ~ it is a very nice song and I can definitely identify with it.

However, Kem’s CD is on the money! From start to finish, that CD is on fire!

M. (pronouced M dot)

August 25th, 2010
10:04 am

Good day.

NTO is alive and well. The best security is prevention. I think things get messed up because at first things are just to hot and steamy. People in relationships need to ration things out so it feels new.

Question, why do people like Rolls Royces? They like them because they are rare and you dont see them everyday. Thats how people need to be in their relationships.

Consistency breeds boredom! If she’s knows every monday after CSI: Miami that you guys have a meeting, she will get bored. To keep things, fresh, everyone should balance their own time apart so that the time together is more meaningful.

Guys particularly need to control themselves more physically. This will definatly slow NTO.

SexyCool

August 25th, 2010
10:05 am

My expectation is that anything in life has its ebbs and flows. Nothing is going to be *on* 100% of the time.

The key is realizing that it’s not the end of the world (or the relationship), it’s just the natural pattern of life.

(And ^that^ is something that I had to learn from experience.)

AmazonRed™

August 25th, 2010
10:09 am

Tapering off sucks. I’d rather something end cuz there was a fundamental flaw or problem. Not just the act of feelings not being strong enough to sustain the relationship. As we get older, we pick better, but doesn’t mean everyone you like is gonna be your long term mate. It’s just hard when nothing is really “wrong” but it’s just not “right.”

Morning all.

YESSHEISCUTE

August 25th, 2010
10:10 am

@ ℝ♥qi awww that’s sweet about your daughter

M. (pronouced M dot)

August 25th, 2010
10:11 am

@Amazon Red

You are right. It is also horrible when you are forcing it. Part of you just wants to end it. Its alot easier than pretending you are happy and interested.

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
10:12 am

@DD – LOL, that is a funny picture, pygmy pony doing yoga…. :lol:
@downtown chick – no worries, thanks tho, you dont want to get saddled with Fred, he has a checkered past…
@kimmie – yep, digging the song too. never been a big Fantasia fan, but she does have a few i like. tho i am confused on this whole suicide thing…
@M. – Consistency breeds boredom – consistancy, and id say predictability. keep the surprises (good ones anyway) coming.

Sassy Me...Fire n Ice :-)

August 25th, 2010
10:14 am

Say what you will about Fantasia, but I am really loving her song, Bittersweet

Yeah I like it alot,too. Saw her show on VH-1 last night and had to chage the channel for a minute when her father said what he did about her being assaulted….kinda blamed her for it and I had issues with that.

YESSHEISCUTE

August 25th, 2010
10:17 am

I think its a normal part of relationship but if you never get that “hot and steamy” that “passion and excitement”, that novelty stage….I dont know if that is normal (and yes that observation includes my passionless relationship). I think that NTO is a place for a companionship type love. When you love being around that person, respect them and admire them.

As far as a passionate relationship goes yes you can burn out fast but if you and that person are compatible, sparks will fly again and again occasionally. If you are not compatible then you just crashed and burned. Just my opinion.

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
10:18 am

I have issues with Fan Tay Tay’s suicide attempt. No doubt she was sick and tired over things that have occurred over the past 6 years. People doing her wrong, etc. What bothers me is not once does she mention if she succeeded what devastation would fall upon her daughter. Her daughter, her being a mother was not enough for her to ride out the bumps and the bruises of life as we all do. Hell with the media and hollywood. If you can’t handle the fame, get out of the game and be the mother to your little girl.

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
10:18 am

I think I am feeling ARed on this when I get to the point that there is no “magic”, Then there is no magic… what is life without passion???

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
10:21 am

Leggs – I love Kem so imma have to check that out.

Sas – I didn’t watch the special but they played exerts of it on V103 this morning. I heard the clip with her sorry daddy. My heart went out to her. My thing is, if you as her father thought she was dressed inappropriately and that could send the wrong message to people, why would you let her leave the house that way? He’s a sleaze. I bet he has his hand out for her money too.

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
10:24 am

Leggs, I am living it as it is all good. Just life.

kimmie, I just cannot get with Fantasia’s voice. Imma google the lyrics to see what she is singing about but her singing voice I just can’t listen to.

Mdot, darling life happens. That’s what the Natural Tapering Off is, life happening. WiseDiva didn’t use crash landing she said tapering off. That would be gliding at a steady pace or leveling out. The most comfortable times of a plane ride is once in the air and leveled and obviously after you land on level ground. But it’s during the steady pace that you get to enjoy the ride itself to the destination that you seek. There will be a little turbulence however there will also be some comforts and luxuries too. Yet that too depends who you choose to fly with. :wink:

SexyCool, Exactly.

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
10:25 am

YESSHE, she is my baby. LOL

i'm swiss™

August 25th, 2010
10:27 am

Morning all…

On topic: Not every day is going to bring the fiya when you’re in it long term. That’s just one of the things you have to be ready to accept to be ready for a long-term relationship… and another thing you need to accept is that you need to put forth a little effort to bring the fiya on occasion to keep things going. That goes for both parties…

Off topic: Poor Elin… that child has been through “hell” (but her “hell” sure pays a lot better that most everyone else’s, that’s for d@mn sure…) :lol:

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
10:29 am

@Leggs – im with you, what would happen to her kid? altho, im thinking if pills were your method of choice youd load up on sleeping pills not aspirin. was she really trying to do the deed or was it a cry for attention/help?
@Raqi – ^5, you sure do have a way with words :)

DC Rose

August 25th, 2010
10:30 am

@Simple Man!!!! I think I am feeling ARed on this when I get to the point that there is no “magic”, Then there is no magic… what is life without passion???

Passion can be displayed in more ways than one. Not just through s@x. When you truly care about someone, the passion that ignites between two people, on an emotional level, is the thing that can lead to a much deeper relationship.

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
10:32 am

IMO, there’s a difference in simmering and tapering. Simmer, IMO seems to be the phase where we’re settling in and hitting our stride. Tapering IMO, feels like phasing out. I don’t like “tapering.”

Fantasia voice grates on my nerves.

downtown chick

August 25th, 2010
10:32 am

downtown downtown. i live down there in a highrise. lol having trouble ocming up w/ a good screen name.

MELO

August 25th, 2010
10:35 am

Good morning folks!

tapering off..thats a funny choiuce of words!

the water is tapering off..when u switch the water tape off while watering the garden with ur garden hose….

tapering off…..?? nice symbolisim tho Diva….

so if my reading of some uall is right today,some of u didnt know that u cant rock him to bed monday to sunday,on the hour, every hour??

Really…u were just dishing it on the go…is it to keep him close or insecurity?? And u had to learn this??

I wish i were single again! :lol:

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
10:36 am

thought I was the only one who WAS NOT a fantasia fan…..that chic, I tell ya!!!!

downtown chick – that’s a good name…one’s name should have some semblance as to who they are….yours seem appropriate enough…

Sassy Me...Fire n Ice :-)

August 25th, 2010
10:37 am

if you as her father thought she was dressed inappropriately and that could send the wrong message to people, why would you let her leave the house that way? He’s a sleaze. I bet he has his hand out for her money too.

!!!!!!!!!!

Exactly what I was thinking Kimmie. If you knew your baby girl was doing something that could’ve put her in any sort of danger wouldn’t you as a parent show /tell her different? Isn’t that part of the responsibility/duty as a parent? And her WHOLE family had their hands out for some of her money….her brother Teeny needs a serious chin check so he can man up…

Kym

August 25th, 2010
10:37 am

@Swiss..I’m not buying what she is selling..I tried to buy it..but I am not buying it.

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
10:38 am

Leggs, I agree about Fantasia not thinking about how what she did or tried to do would affect her child. Yeah life gets hard, I know because I have been there more than once, but as the title of the topic states it eventually tapers off. Sometimes that tapering off is you just finding a way to deal with those issues and for your kids alone sometimes keep you hanging on. It’s not all the time having the issues go away but just finding a way to endure and/or cope. Sometimes you have to remove yourself from the environment or situation, but not PERMANENTLY like she “attempted” to do. Suicide is a permanently solution to a temporary problem.

I always say those that “attempt” suicide only want attention. One bullet usually gets the job done. All that other stuff, nigh they aren’t serious.

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
10:42 am

I can understand not being able to get with Fantasia’s voice – it’s an aquired taste. I’m not a fan either, I just like that song and another old one did.

There are a few voices I can’t really get with but I like a few of their songs. Patty Labelle, Brian McKnight and Monica come to mind.

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
10:42 am

Kimmie – I am so not a fan of Monica’s voice either. Glad it’s not just me.

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
10:44 am

swiss – I am so done with both Tiger and Elin. I feel nothing for either of them – never have. Tiger made golf a little more interesting to watch, but that’s it. Elin – whatever! She’s still got it better off that 99.9% of the single moms out here.

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
10:49 am

Suicide is a selfish, cowardly act, that’s for sure. I do agree it was a cry for attention/help though with Fantasia. It’s something I can’t speak on because I realize everyone is not as strong as I feel I am. I’ve been so depressed that, while I did not want to end my life, I did just want to sleep and do nothing.

I don’t know.

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
10:49 am

kimmie, one of my girl friend’s asked me how is it that I like Corrine Bailey Rae’s singing but not Fantasia? LOL Corrine Bailey has soul, but Fantasia sounds like she has a cold. LOL

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
10:50 am

kimmie, It’s me….. Monica is a hood rat!!!LOL

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
10:51 am

Corrine Bailey has soul, but Fantasia sounds like she has a cold.

LOL – That’s a great way to put it!!

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
10:51 am

Elin ain’t shyt!!!! you can’t tell me she had no inkling about Tiger’s philandering ways; she was merely looking for the perfect escape route to call it quits. And what better excuse than having that mess all over t.v…By it being public knowledge she was able to get more in her settlement, and she has 2 living insurance policies to go with it….as “Jazzy One” used to say…..piece of tripe!

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
10:53 am

Simple Man, I agree

i'm swiss™

August 25th, 2010
10:57 am

Kym / kimmie / 2Can… Yeah, I love the line, “money can’t buy happiness.” Maybe not, but it can buy a metric phluck-ton of other shyte…. :lol:

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
10:58 am

2CPTG – They were two pieces of tripe together then. I don’t feel sorry for either one. Both trash, just rich trash.

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
11:00 am

Kimmie, I too understand that everyone handles the stresses of life differently. There were days that I felt like I was not going to make it. I didn’t want to go on. I remember many mornings waking up after only a few hours of sleep because I had worked late the night before at a second job. I would tired and frustrated. One day I told myself that I was done. I was not going to do it anymore. I said I was going to drop my boys off at my parents and just go. Never come back again. Then I went to wake them up to get dressed. After shaking off his sleepy stupor my oldest son became his playful self like he did every morning. Making funny faces and acting silly. That alone made me keep going.

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
11:01 am

oh, don’t get it twisted, ain’t no love lost for Eldrick punk azz, either….

Dirty Diana ♠ Maybe, maybe not

August 25th, 2010
11:01 am

Fantasia has never been my cup of tea, I didn’t like her on idol.

@Melo, what would you do if you were single again?

MELO

August 25th, 2010
11:05 am

but Fantasia sounds like she has a cold

:lol: :lol:

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
11:05 am

2CPTG, I think also that she knew or even suspected way before it hit the media. Folks may say that she doesn’t deserve what she got in the settlement, but do you think she deserved what he did to her and their relationship. Whatever she got is just the price he had to pay.
He is good at what he does…golf that is…so he will recoup.

My mother used to say if you weren’t where you were not suppose to be you wouldn’t be in the trouble you are in.

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
11:13 am

i just dont get how you dont suspect/know your husand is sleeping with 20 somethinge other women? what exactly is going on with you that your that oblivious?

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
11:14 am

IMO, Tiger never wantd to be married anyway… So to paraphrase that old Playa line… ” You don’t pay for sex, you pay those hoes to leave”!! and in this case that Hoe was Elin…….

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
11:17 am

Raqi….yeah she deserved what she got; damn athletes and celebrities kill me with that shyt; If you ain’t trynna come off no loot when it’s over, then dammit, don’t let it be over! I still think about that situation with Rae Carruth, how you gon’ kill ya baby mama ’cause you don’t wanna pay child support…dammit, wrap up!!!

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
11:23 am

@Raqi/kimmie all those who are strong ~ I think this is a crazy statement, but we hear it all the time “you’re too strong for your own good!” If I’m strong for myself and my family, am I suppose to wait on someone to help me along or am I to do what I’m suppose to do. Survival of the fittest, baby. Survival of the fittest. Fantasia is a weak, easily manipulated young woman learning the ropes. Instant fame can be a bytch and only the strong can handle it…look at Freddie Prince back in the day!

What she did was sacrafice her daughter’s dignity, her daughter’s legacy all with a few tears in her eyes but a lot of laughter. I have never seen anyone so happy after a suicide attempt. The timing leaves me SMH!

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
11:26 am

20+ women without any suspicion??? “Who’s making love to your old lady while you are out making love”.

MELO

August 25th, 2010
11:28 am

your husand is sleeping with 20 somethinge other women?

@blue??

he didnt….and he was(is) always away from home anyway. Then he has his handlers who can hide his shytt and run errands for him. Stevie Williams knew, he just wont say it coz a man dies by his shytt and not try involve or rub it to/on other men like sissy Kobe tried with Shaq after the rape incident.

I like Tiger and will alwasy like him and its good that this pest is gone. Now he can concentrate again on his golf game and not loosing the numero uno spot. It helps that I hate Phil Buckleson. :lol: He aint going to be number 1 either,not for long if he does.

@Fantasia
didnt want to end her lyfe..she wanted sympathy after her whoeness hit the media. Why do all these folks trip about stuff that happens in our neighborhods everyday.

Same with Tiger..who goes to a hoee_addiction clinic coz they like blow jays a lot?

@Melo, what would you do if you were single again?..in reference to topic??

@DD..i wld hook up with a chic that dont believe in tapersity(tapering off) :lol:

load up on viagra,cialis,men health supplements,energy drink..u name it and let her work on me as she likes…the but wld be,she wont be living with me.

I was copmmenting coz it surprised me that grown females here didnt realise that a relationship slows down….you wont be rabbiting every dame time and hour to be able to be called, u luv someone or someone luvs u.

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
11:28 am

blue – Not saying I believe her, but some folks are “oblivious” – the elevators don’t go all the way up to the top floor, if you know what I mean. Because it is very obvious that Tiger was a sloppy cheater, just by those voicemails and texts he sent. In fact, I DON’T believe her, because remember that stupid voicemail he left – “Hello, this is Tiger. I think Elin is suspicious, so change your voicemail”? It was something to that effect, so yeah she knew something was up.

Kym

August 25th, 2010
11:28 am

@Swiss..maybe now that its over and he will play better. And why now was life such a hell? You are living on this estate in what could be one of the richest address in the US of A..all the stuff you could want…you got the dude on 20 year plus lock cause you have kiddies..and you moved from being the nanny, to having your own nanny, and you are in hell? You right Swiss..money don’t make you happy..but it can put a helluva down payment on it.

Sassy Me...Fire n Ice :-)

August 25th, 2010
11:30 am

how you gon’ kill ya baby mama ’cause you don’t wanna pay child support…dammit, wrap up!!!

Yeah what he did was cold and callous….how you gone try kill your own seed out of selfishness. And as for the “wrapping up”, I wish alot of men would consider that and save themselves alot of money and grief.

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
11:31 am

fvck fantasia too! how coincidental it is that she attempts suicide all within weeks of her garbage reality show comin up for a new season, and the release of another album….what them shortys be sayin’, “hoe, slice yo’self!”

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
11:31 am

2CPTG, are you saying she deserved it because it’s to be expected in marrying an athlete and she should have known that?

Yeah killing the baby’s mother because you don’t want to pay for the care of the child is very horrific. It was in the news I think last year about the man that killed his own child because he wanted to get out of paying CS. The news report said that for the first couple of years of the child’s life he didn’t have any interactions with the child, then when the court got behind him he all of sudden wanted visitation. One visit away from the mother he kills the child. Dang it’s just money.

Kym

August 25th, 2010
11:34 am

@kimmie..if he was slipping he wanted to get caught.

i'm swiss™

August 25th, 2010
11:34 am

Kym — Yeah… every time I hear some rich MF-er make that statement, I think to myself, you must be one miserable MF’er, ‘cos I do believe I could be awfully d@mn happy with that bank account… :lol:

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
11:36 am

no, Raqi….I’m saying she deserves all the money she’s getting!!!

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
11:38 am

2CPTG Oh I misread.

Darnit, I thought you and I were about to have a good argument. LOL

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
11:38 am

in he!! cause she looks like an idiot in national media…but i think, with that settlement, i could make it work for me :)
killd the kid/mother to get out of child support? are you serious? 8O

Gemini and my name is For Real

August 25th, 2010
11:39 am

What up blog fam….

On topic: I believe women tapper off when they feel they have reached the finish line. Whew! Not to get him to marry me. Whew! Now to have kids. Whew! Now to get a house. Whew! Now to get my car. Whew! Now to get another kid. Whew! Now he gettin on my nerves.

Question for the blog ladies…. How much do you thing the whole “Wanting It All” mentality affects you as it relates to men. I had an impruto.. immprom… had unplanned conversation with a group of women last night about women “Wanting It All”.

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
11:40 am

Yeah that Fantasia did could very well be a hook to get people wanting to buy into her show. Like I said had she really wanted to take herself out one bullet gets the job done.

Kym

August 25th, 2010
11:41 am

@Raqi for some men..that wallet is a lifeline. Every dollar taken is like watching the very soul drained from them..until they are only left this horrible shell of their former selves.

Dirty Diana ♠ Maybe, maybe not

August 25th, 2010
11:42 am

Melo, gotcha!

I agree with you. Shoot, growing up we had an adultress on our street…dude never married her. We also had some men that would cheat a lot too. This stuff is usual and folks get happy.

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
11:43 am

@Raqi ~ you know some are afraid of the sound the gun makes, some don’t like seeing the blood after slashing their wrists, so the next best thing to do is swallow a bottle of aspirin….yep, that will do the trick!

YESSHEISCUTE

August 25th, 2010
11:46 am

@ Leggs I agree about her not even considering her baby…..

I didn’t see the special but I don’t understand how someone can take their life b/c they feel it is in turmoil when they have a kid. At least make preparations for your kid to have a good life once you are gone….that is at the VERY least. I mean as a mother wouldn’t you want to make sure you can do everything you can to ensure they have a good life? If you want something done right you have to do it yourself. I just think that was very selfish. I have a friend that attempted committed suicide and she has a 5 year old son. She has a messed up life too but at some point you do have to stop being the victIM make some hard sacrifices and choices and be a victOR for your baby. I’m not a parent but I take care of myself and trust me that is enough.

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
11:48 am

kimmie and Kym, not that any amount of cheating is acceptable, but I think Tiger got too comfortable and that’s when he started to slip.

My son likes to ride his skateboard and has learned some pretty neat tricks. He fell the other day and nearly busted his arse. He admitted that he had gotten too sure of himself. When the fear of falling (getting caught) leaves that usually when you trip.

Sassy Me...Fire n Ice :-)

August 25th, 2010
11:48 am

killd the kid/mother to get out of child support? are you serious?

Yeah he hired some guys to do it and unfortunately the mother died from her wounds(gun shots) but the baby survived. Now everybody involved is in prison.

L

August 25th, 2010
11:48 am

What if the guy is too feely touchy in the beginning, I mean Im very attractive to him & the chemistry is great but dont want things too happen too soon. Is this a sign he only wants one thing?

Gemini and my name is For Real

August 25th, 2010
11:49 am

I don’t feel sorry for anyone that kills or tries to kill themselves.

Nanny to multi-millionairest in 4yrs. That has to be a world record.

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
11:49 am

Kym, yeah so much that they would kill their own child. Sad.

i'm swiss™

August 25th, 2010
11:49 am

“in he!! cause she looks like an idiot in national media…but i think, with that settlement, i could make it work for me”

You and me, both, blue… Matter of fact, for that kind of settlement, I do believe I could handle a chic not only publicly stepping out on me, but also announcing that she did so ‘cos my wang was whack & my breath stank:lol:

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
11:52 am

Elin – As a woman it’s almost next to impossible to not have those gut instincts and I find it next to impossible to believe that she missed EVERYTHING. Now, what’s not surprising is that I have encountered by way of girlfriends, coworkers, cousins, etc. that will believe almost anything. Having had this experience I’m going to opt to believe her. If she says she didn’t know, Imma say I believe her. Now does that show where and how she lacks in EVERY WAY, cause if you’re sleeping with a man EVERY night, after so long a time ya’ll should be synched….this I know from experience. Which leads me to my next warped line of thinking. Nobody can tell me he didn’t think she was a few fries short on that happy meal and a nice ride to getting away with whatever, her being too dumb to recognize and probably the main incentive. He’s been a hoe but hoeing ain’t as fun when you’re free to be. Because he was such a pig about how he conducted himself, she deserves all the money that gets shoveled her way. I hope she spends it well. Next time maybe he’ll think twice about who he marries and who he can get away with what on. Because he’s got away with much crap, he’s having to pay dearly.

MELO

August 25th, 2010
11:52 am

is great but dont want things too happen too soon. Is this a sign he only wants one thing?

@L..put him on the blog,3 month sexual fasting regimen. Then hopefully u can figure him out.

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
11:53 am

you know some are afraid of the sound the gun makes
Leggs, yeah but you would think for someone that is aiming to take their own life the sounding of the gun would not even be an issue. Hell you are trying to die anyway. What is there to be afraid of? Scaring yourself to death? LOL

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
11:53 am

Leggs @ 11:43… if they use it right, they will never hear the sound coming out of that gun…..

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
11:53 am

@YessheIs ~ You sound like a parent and probably have a heads up on the importance of being a parent once you become one. Bet you’ll make a fine mother if and when the time comes.

I always thought your moniker said Yes He Is Cute! These contacts have been playing tricks on me!

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
11:54 am

“@L..put him on the blog,3 month sexual fasting regimen. Then hopefully u can figure him out.”

Melo, yousa nut!!!

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
11:55 am

@SimpleMan ~ I know I was being facetious in terms of not using a gun but opt instead for a freaking bottle of aspirin.

Gemini and my name is For Real

August 25th, 2010
11:56 am

Divorce settlement

Chick: I want the right to say he couldn’t satisfy me cause of his lil wang.

Dude: Give me 5 million everytime you say it and get me Extends to be my sponsor we got a deal.

Chick: Cool but I want to be able to call yo mamma a bytch!

Dude: Hold on now!!! You can’t call my mamma a bytch! Unless you add another 3.4 million to that five million and limit your “Yo Mamma is Bytch” to 3 times a year and you can say it on Mother’s Day, Thanksgivings and Christmas.

Gemini and my name is For Real

August 25th, 2010
11:58 am

“if they use it right, they will never hear the sound coming out of that gun…” – The man makes a fine point.

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
11:58 am

@Sassy – just d@mn…..is it really that crucial to get out of the chump change? i mean, my order is for 17% of my exs income, and havent changed it in 10 years, so 17% of what he made 10 years ago. that leads to murder? amazing….
@Swiss – there ya go, take my money and hit the Bahamas….woohoo!
@Raqi – “scaring yourself to death” – thats just wrong :lol:

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
11:59 am

R♥qi @ 11:38

I know they ladies are gonna kill me for this, but she does not deserve to get the 100 mil thats been reported…. If Tiger had enough time to be putting in work with 20 other women on the regular, their relationship could not have been all that to start with..

Luvbug

August 25th, 2010
11:59 am

I’m not sure about tapering off. Til now, my pattern has been…okay I’m attracted…let’s see what he’s about…yeah, I like him…love ‘em…I’m good.

My affection and attraction usually grows. It usually stops and levels off as has been suggested here, but (til now) it has never started big and worn off.

But…

Since this tapering is the norm, I suppose my past partners have had that tapering experience with me.

They’d call it wearing off…I’d call it wearing on.

Gemini and my name is For Real

August 25th, 2010
12:00 pm

“opt instead for a freaking bottle of aspirin” – She would have had to take 4 bottles of asprin in order to kill herself. Hell it’s not the asprins that would have killed her it’s the diarrhea.

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
12:02 pm

It’s me – Your post about the Elin/Tiger dynamic is interesting because alot of what you wrote I thought about. Tiger might not have much street sense, but book sense he has. The dude went to Stanford, which is the Harvard of the west coast. You don’t get admitted there being a dummy. His girlfriend while he was there is now a big-time attorney. Now how do you go from that to a blond nanny? I don’t see how they had much to talk about or anything in common other than “relations”. I think him messing around was going to be inevitable.

Raqi – Yeah, he got too comfortable and sure of himself.

Gemini and my name is For Real

August 25th, 2010
12:03 pm

Blue: That 17% of his gross and at 5 million a year that’s $850′000/yr. I ain’t saying it’s right, I’m just displaying the figures.

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
12:05 pm

It’s me, I would go so far as to believe that she allowed him to think she had no suspicion. Her motives for not addressing it could have very well been to let him slip up so she can go hard on him. And for all we know she could have been

And I agree with you about being in sync after being together after a while. You can tell when something is off even if it’s just them having a bad day.

Sometimes we close our eyes to what is right in front of us.

MELO

August 25th, 2010
12:09 pm

Who wld be afraid of the sound of a gun when thy are dying anyway??

Hilarious.. :lol:

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
12:09 pm

@For Real – i thought Sassy was referring to average Joe type situation. the Tigers of the world, makes a little more sense, not agreeing with it, but that is a decent check to hand over…..

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
12:11 pm

I tell you we talk about any and everything on here. LOL

But anyhoo, taking a bottle of aspirin is not a sure way to take yourself out. Aspirin is a blood thinner and talking a bottle could cause interal bleeding and/or disrupt the rhythm of your heart but not necessarily to the point of you dying. A person would have to take a whoooooole lot of aspirin to kill themselves and even then they will not die right away giving a chance to be found or call for help.

Kym

August 25th, 2010
12:12 pm

Tiger falls into that group of hoochie daddies I was speaking about yesterday. He was a hoochie daddie..he knew it..she knew it..but he wanted to change..put on the front..what better way to do it than get yourself a pure looking blond haired, blue eyed-woman..We the happy family..he’s still a freak, she dumb..get yourself two kids..boy and girl..front is complete..until some stripper named Cotton Candy ask to his “nine wood”..can’t keep living a lie dude..just can’t.

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
12:12 pm

When folks are debating if Elin deserved the money she got, I think that’s not really the question. The question for me is “Tiger, was all that “stuff” you got on the side worth $100 million and the effect all this might have on your kids”?

If is was, hey more power to ya. Cause I ain’t never run into no man’s stuff that was THAT good!

I really could care less what Elin got. I don’t like or dislike Tiger – I just don’t care.

Luvbug

August 25th, 2010
12:14 pm

hoochie daddie

LOL. That’s a new one.

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
12:14 pm

some stripper named Cotton Candy

Kym – That whole post was priceless! :lol:

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
12:18 pm

100 million, last count i heard on side pieces was 23…so that works out to roughly 4.5 mil each side piece…think hes looking back now sorting out which ones were worth 4.5 mil and which were really only worth a 1 mil?

Dan - simply...

August 25th, 2010
12:18 pm

Elin called Juanita the minute this story hit the news…

A neither of ‘em were ultimately worth it.

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
12:19 pm

That’t my point…the chick wasn’t trying to kill herself with a freaking bottle of aspirin and few sleeping pills.

Kym

August 25th, 2010
12:21 pm

Well..after this all came out I had a little pitty for Tiger..he looks like he could be the little bro I never had..he was getting kicked around by all these self-righteous jokers(like they not creepying and peeping) and it is just not right. Now I am not saying he wasn’t wrong..cause he was..but hell if Elliot Spitzer, the Gov of South Carolina, can come back and get a pass..dang it so can Tiger.

Sassy Me...Fire n Ice :-)

August 25th, 2010
12:22 pm

i thought Sassy was referring to average Joe type situation. the Tigers of the world,

No I was talking about the Carruth dude who put a hit on his then expecting girlfriend…

MELO

August 25th, 2010
12:23 pm

Tiger will be aaaight!

Kym

August 25th, 2010
12:24 pm

OH and Elin is taking night classes because she is 40 credits short of a bachelor’s degree in psychology..what school where?

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
12:25 pm

Kimmie – I agree with you, the question should be to Tiger…was it all really worth it? I guess I just cannot wrap my mind around a man’s psyche that will risk EVERYTHING for a little feel good on the side. I have yet to have someone explain to me what they’re thinking when their in the throws of trashing a marriage, family, reputation, friends, etc., all for what?

Raqi – She could have very well played dumb. Sometimes although it’s not a good show it’s a smart move for a woman that’s feels she’s been wronged. Especially for Tiger, just all over the place.

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
12:25 pm

Simple – Your 11:59 doesn’t upset me at all. You just make a lot of assumptions. He’s away from home alot without her & the kids. He could have a different chick every night – easy. Your post also implys any time a dude cheats it’s because the wife doesn’t have him swinging from the chandeliers every night. That’s just not going to happen – thus our topic today – NTO. Plus, she could be bringing it every night, but some are going to cheat regardless. I truly believe with Tiger it was not a question of if he’d cheat, but when.

DreamsMaterialize

August 25th, 2010
12:25 pm

Morning
I’ll just stay single for now so I don’t have to worry about NTO. ;-)

her being a mother was not enough for her to ride out the bumps and the bruises of life as we all do.
Leggs, Raqi, YESSHEIS, kimmie
Suicidal people usually believe they have nothing to offer the world. Most people who are suicidal have rationalized to themselves that the world and everyone in it would be BETTER off if they just weren’t around anymore. So a suicidal person actually believes they are doing their child a FAVOR by killing themselves.

Now in terms of Tiger…
First the 20+ women are only the women who have been vocal, and they seem to be the types who had nothing to lose (everything to gain) by being vocal…bartenders, waitresses, etc. I’m betting there are way more who haven’t said anything because they have too much to lose. Now the chic who’s a marketing exec for a big company is keeping her mouth shut…too much to lose. Now, I believe the kids should live the same lifestyle as their dad, but Elin doesn’t deserve shyte more than what she came in with. That’s the game though…Tiger should have known better. He just shouldn’t have been married.

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
12:27 pm

Tiger may have a Stanford education but it or any other obviously was not enough to teach him not to be a douchebag.

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
12:28 pm

@Sassy – ooohhh…oops, lol. ok so maybe disappearing them seemed more advantagous

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
12:28 pm

Well I had comments, not sure what I said that got me sensored.

Kimmie – I’m agreeing with what question should be asked….Tiger, what it really worth it?

Raqi – Sometimes playing dumb is about the smartest move a woman assumed dumb can make. You think me to be, okay then I am.

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
12:31 pm

Dreams – What you said about suicide is true, that’s why I really can’t judge. Because while on the outside it is a selfish act, I’ve never been THERE, so I don’t pretend to understand it completely. They are just not thinking “rationally”.

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
12:31 pm

I don’t think Elin deserves $100 mil per se but I think she deserves whatever actions Tiger brought on himself. So if that means writing a check for his azz, then so be it. He’s a pig.

MELO

August 25th, 2010
12:32 pm

uall feeling pity/sorry or happy that Tiger is paying that much..whichever side u on..as if Tiger is complaining.

He aint. Trust me..

Last time i checked when he played the pga championship,he looked normal,his face has no angst nor contortion,no ache..his swing is off a lil but thats golf and thats all hes worried about.

And shes only(??) getting 75 mil$..Tiger is worth 1 bill$…i said 1 bill$..

So!

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
12:32 pm

Raqi – That’s what I say – book sense only, nothing more.

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
12:32 pm

OH and Elin is taking night classes because she is 40 credits short of a bachelor’s degree in psychology..what school where?

That’s funny. She should just take that 100 million and buy a certificate….frame and all

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
12:32 pm

dang it, Fred ate my lunch…now i have no choice but to get the BLT with cheese im craving….

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
12:34 pm

Melo – Yeah, Tiger, Elin & them kids will be just fine. So! – absolutely!

Luvbug

August 25th, 2010
12:34 pm

I can buy that she may have tried to kill herself. I’m not saying she’s stupid, but I wouldn’t assume she knew that aspirin wouldn’t do the trick. Or maybe she was looking for attention. Who knows?? It’s all sad really. She’s been thrown in the world with a shotty upbringing and some stuff she just may not know.

Like many with similar upbringings, they can’t asked questions (about anything good in life)…when they are hurt, they just take the pain, go to church and keep a smile on their faces because they can’t afford the help or folks don’t have the time or know how to help them or ‘everybody goes through it’ so shut up and keep it moving. People live that everyday. Her situation may have actually been worse because she may have thought it would be better because of the money, but all that was added to the situation were more problems…people using her every chance they could.

I’m not condoning her affairs or suicide attempt, but I don’t see a viable outlet for her to grow in a different direction…unless she disconnects from everybody she knows…and that would take a whole lot of courage…hell, she hardly has self esteem…let alone courage.

i'm swiss™

August 25th, 2010
12:41 pm

blue — Okay, I’m out of the loop… who is Fred??? :lol:

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
1:04 pm

LOL Melo, yeah $75mil when compared to what he is worth and has is nothing. It just sounds like a hellavuh lot to us common folks because it’s more than any of us will ever have in this or any other lifetime.

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
1:04 pm

Off topic….Does anyone here have any contacts in the govenors office??? Trying to close a deal to move my office into a new building and the red tape is a B**CH!!!

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
1:05 pm

The way I see things is, if your significant other/spouse/mate/partner is never ever eva concerned with where you go when you leave the house and/or who you spend time with, NEVA EVA, you may want to start inquiring about their whereabouts. Don’t be fooled ‘cause folks care. Those that don’t it’s usually because they are occupied in other happenings.

DreamsMaterialize

August 25th, 2010
1:13 pm

Elin was getting her groove on too. She maybe even participated in some of Tiger’s sessions with the other chics. I’m not buying the “woe is me” imagery. In the end, they just didn’t need to be married.

MELO

August 25th, 2010
1:16 pm

if your significant other/spouse/mate/partner is never ever eva concerned

@R♥qi??

give them the manual for boyfriends/girlfriends and not SO who dont live with them in the house anyway.

whats the trick for boyfriend castration (aka) nutt_potency_reducer if she’s got a boyfriend and she dont want him to be looking, looking??

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
1:22 pm

The way I see things is, if your BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND is never ever eva concerned with where you go and/or who you spend time with, NEVA EVA, you may want to start inquiring about their whereabouts. Don’t be fooled ‘cause folks care. Those that don’t it’s usually because they are occupied in other happenings

Sassy Me...Fire n Ice :-)

August 25th, 2010
1:23 pm

Trying to close a deal to move my office into a new building and the red tape is a B**CH!!!

Red tapeis a hallmark of the gubment….it definitely tests your patience.

Kym

August 25th, 2010
1:26 pm

@Simple Man call your state rep’s office and ask for assistance. That is your best liason with the governor’s office.

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
1:31 pm

@SimpleMan ~ I’m good friends with the CEO, Burrell Ellis? Would that help? :lol:

I’m so hungry this Reuben sandwich takes like steak. Chomp, chomp, chomp!!

Elijah ( Today is a good day!)

August 25th, 2010
1:32 pm

Good afternoon blogging superstars!

NTO what is that? When you meet that special someone their will be some natural tapering off in some areas, but if you know this is THE ONE new passion will come because you believe she/he is the one. You like how they carry themselves and now that you know them better they meet a lot of the requiements you like in a mate. (It’s me….LURKER)

@Kimmie…..It’s a good thing you have not had some of this….That pretty smile would be a permenant fixture on face! :smile: :wink:

Hey Tiger will be o.k. now that he does not have to play the married role.

Why is getting sex so easy these days? What do you think can get from a married person except sex?

Tiger walks into a hotel… Hello my name is Tiger

Woman at the counter….Hello Mr. Woods your room number is 1010 and I will be up to personally serve you a platter of puddy tonight at 10pm once my shift is over…. :lol:

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
1:35 pm

Raqi……riddle me this: why is it that on some occasions I can hunch til the cows come home, but then sometimes (rarely), all it takes is like a few minutes….help me out, Doc….

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
1:36 pm

A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible….

No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of wine.

That’s what wine does…

Never mind….

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
1:37 pm

back from lunch, what are we on to now blog people?

@swiss – Fred – my pygmy pony (aka figment of my imagination), back from when i first started here and PR insisted i grab a horse…he developed a Sweet Tart habit a while back, went into rehab with a sugar addiction, so far its sticking…turns out Dirty Diana had been supplying him all along, with peppermints and such…shame on her…

L

August 25th, 2010
1:43 pm

“@ MELO @L..put him on the blog,3 month sexual fasting regimen. Then hopefully u can figure him out.” LOL

MELO

August 25th, 2010
1:43 pm

sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy….That’s what wine does

@Leggs! I know thats right!!….

If u a lil tipsy with alcohol in ya head,u strut in front of the mirror and u say,”daaamn,Iam ugly/fat”..hell yeah, u gotta be ugly/fat!

Jewel

August 25th, 2010
1:48 pm

@Leggs – I was thinking that is the sweetest and most romantic way your partner can love you..until i got to the last line – lol

Seriously, It was’nt until the physical aspect of our relationship decreased that the real love, support and getting to know each other increased. I’m more attracted to him now then ever.

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
1:48 pm

Luvbug – I get you – it’s a whole nother world, that one she grew up in. Everything isn’t so cut & dried like is is from where we sit.

I do believe Elin when she said it was H– up in that house. Po or rich, think about being up in the house with a cheating spouse, especially one that cheated to that magnitude. He was not on tour after the mess broke. Imagine having to look at his lying, squirrel-looking behind everyday and you can’t even turn on the tv without hearing about some new skank of his that has surfaced, even down to the neighbor down the street’s daughter. Oh yes, it was H, no matter how loud the CHA-CHING was gonna be!

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
1:49 pm

2CPTG, because she is already half way there (most mentally) before you even get started.

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
1:51 pm

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
1:31 pm

Our office is in Norcross and I am moving to Duluth. State board of Pharamacy is giving me the blues, and I am just moving to a larger location. Application to have licences transfered has been submitted, but the board is in no rush to approve it.

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
1:54 pm

Hello Elijahtodayisagoodday. No Iwantsomeofdat today? Glad today is a good day for you :)

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
1:54 pm

Thanks, Doc….knew you’d have the answer….

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
1:55 pm

as far as the whole Tiger thing, im wondering about this sex addiction treatment. does that help him keep it in his pants or what?

DreamsMaterialize

August 25th, 2010
1:56 pm

..put him on the blog,3 month sexual fasting regimen. Then hopefully u can figure him out
melo I believe Iftar was yesterday, so it’s officially time to break fast. hahaha

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
1:59 pm

2CPTG, you know some days this man can be working his magic, I mean doing everything just the way he knows I like it and I know by the time I get where we are trying to go he feels like he has run a marathon. And that is all because something even when I don’t realize it has my mind.

And then some days I just want that ninja sooo bad that if he just ever so lightly blow on my skin I’ll be….coming around the mountain when she comes hee, haw.

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
2:00 pm

Admission of sex addiction is usually a publicity stunt. Wasn’t there another celebrity using the same thing? Oh Halle’s ex

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
2:01 pm

‘nother thing, Doc….how does one know if he’s addicted to sex?

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
2:02 pm

blue – I think that whole “addiction treatment” thing was for publicity – so he could get some of his endorsements back. Just getting “attention” from alot of chicks cause you’re a rich athlete that gets it thrown at you 24/7 does not an “addict” make. I’ve read about real addicts – it’s like being on crack. They cannot FUNCTION at all unless they are having it all the time. They can’t go thru a day at work – they will grab anybody willing and close their office door and do it to get thru the day. All this time, even with his daddy passing, he seemed to function pretty well out on that golf course.

DreamsMaterialize

August 25th, 2010
2:04 pm

as far as the whole Tiger thing, im wondering about this sex addiction treatment. does that help him keep it in his pants or what?
blue I don’t think it helps at all. I do believe it’s just a way for the people pulling the strings to to try and reduce him to a groveling sex fiend. Basically they’re saying, “Boy you don got too big for ya brithes. Say you’re sorry and beg for our forgiveness if you want these checks to keep rolling in.”

MELO

August 25th, 2010
2:07 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/08/24/dea.ebonics/index.html?eref=rss_politics&iref=polticker

DEA wants to hire Ebonics translators

@blog…lets hear about some of the drug lingo normally used in the hood guys.

I will confess that smetimes, i cant even understand what some of uall say in every day speak,esp when u roll “uaalll….” and the english words dont seem to come out.

Sounds like its not even some english corruption we speaking of!

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
2:08 pm

Boy you don got too big for ya brithes. Say you’re sorry and beg for our forgiveness if you want these checks to keep rolling in.”

Yep! :lol:

M. (pronouced M dot)

August 25th, 2010
2:08 pm

Question, what do yall guys think of women with male friends? Me and my friend were discussing this and I notice there is alot of this going on. I also notice alot of guys with women friends in and out of relationships.

Could you marry someone with a friend of the opposite that is to close for comfort? I know its all about trust (before Raqi or Kimmie start talking) but lets talk turkey!

Do yall think this is a problem even if someone is single, like a turnoff?

I also noticed there are still some women that have alot of guys and are like oh John, he is like my play brother…John is like oh I got your play brother call me at 2am and see what happens lol!

Thoughts?

Kym

August 25th, 2010
2:10 pm

@kimmie I swear..Hollyweird..sex addiction. Eric Benet was a sex addict that’s why he cheated on Halle. Why can’t u just say..I’m a freak..I like different flavors..whateva..but like you said if he was a addict he would be tossing them up on the 18th hole.

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
2:11 pm

Melo – If you want to know some drug lingo, there is this show on the History channel called Gangland. I have watched it a few times – it is very interesting, especially the narrator. He has one of those haunting voices. But they give you the definition of all the street words used.

Elijah ( Today is a good day!)

August 25th, 2010
2:11 pm

This is for what I would do for you babyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! You know who you are!! :smile: :wink:

A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible….

@Leggs..Quit stealing my lines….lol

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
2:12 pm

If there’s a such thing as sex addiction wouldn’t that be most people?

MELO

August 25th, 2010
2:12 pm

Simple Man!!!! ??

pharmacy..u give meds on the low low and with hook up presc??

:lol: :lol:

neva mind Simple..i was thinking since i get hooked up cable on the low,i can do that too with mind relaxers and other meds…. :lol:

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
2:12 pm

its me/kimmie/Dreams – i could see that, public apology of a sort. id have more respect tho if he just said “i like sex. i had sex. i will continue to have sex with as many women as i can until my wang falls off”…but then again, guess you cant say that and keep your sponsors…

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
2:13 pm

blue – but then again, guess you cant say that and keep your sponsors…

PRECISELY

i'm swiss™

August 25th, 2010
2:13 pm

Thanks for clearing that up, blue. ;-) :lol:

“‘nother thing, Doc….how does one know if he’s addicted to sex?”

2Can — Oh d@mn! I must have that disease, ‘cos I loves me some puddy! :lol:

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
2:14 pm

2CPTG, I don’t know but I would think if it’s all he ever thinks or care about, he is willing to risk any and everything for it, he is easily manipulated by it, he has to have it (he thinks) all the time, he’ll do anything to get it, he becomes hateful and manipulative when denied it…But that’s just what I think.

I personally don’t believe in non-substance induced addictions. Sex, as with most anything, first starts with a thought. The key is not entertaining that thought. So sexual addiction is not real. It’s a choice.

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
2:17 pm

Is there such a thing as gettin too much coochie?

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
2:19 pm

@Kym – Hollyweird..sex addiction – lol. yeah, where i come from hes just a man-hoe, no medical treatment needed…now this rumord swing at him with the golf club is all the treatment we would have used..tho Elin is saying she never hit him….
@swiss – no problemo. now it makes more sense for Diana to trip out at him doing Yoga, lol. hey, post the emoticons for me please? i lost it, or Fred ate it, whichever excuse you’ll accept lol

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
2:19 pm

I have a friend that says he’s much better now but was telling me, before we became friends that he actually went to the doctor because he wanted sex ALL THE TIME. He said he wanted to find out if something was wrong with him. Frankly I don’t think he was much beyond that. I think he wanted me to believe that. That was the first time I had a sit down and a dude told me that. I mean I’ve always pretty much placed that mentality to someone ho-ish but first time heard admitted.

Elijah ( I want some of dat)

August 25th, 2010
2:20 pm

@umm Raqi….Sex can be an addiction….Anything that dominates your thoughts and your actions and plus you got to have it on the daily is an addiction…..

@Its me…Lurker….You know I want some of dat! lol

O.K. bloggers which one of you got to have it on the daily….. :wink;

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
2:22 pm

Elijah – @Its me…Lurker….You know I want some of dat! lol

Yes, we read it daily…LOL

Elijah ( I want some of dat)

August 25th, 2010
2:23 pm

@2Can… There is no such thing as getting too much puddy…. Puddy makes the world go round and round!!!! :smile:

Man Law…. 1303…. You can never get too much puddy….

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
2:23 pm

And another thing about that so called sexual addiction, I have had some of the most awesome rumps and endings that you could ever imagine yet that state of elation is not one that I would won’t to live in all day every day. I like sex and I love it with my husband but you know there other things in life that matter too. And I like taking time to enjoy those other things.

Half the fun of going down the hill of a rollercoaster is the ride up.

DreamsMaterialize

August 25th, 2010
2:25 pm

melo That DEA stuff is garbage. It doesn’t make any sense. Why does this person have to be an “Ebonics” expert? Why can’t he just be a guy from a similar neighborhood who understands local customs and vernacular? So who do they hire to translate for drug deals in trailer park meth labs?

If there’s a such thing as sex addiction wouldn’t that be most people?
It’s me raising both hands…

I personally don’t believe in non-substance induced addictions.
Raqi Are you trying to say puddy has no substance? lol

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
2:26 pm

Yes there is 2CPTG. When you should be doing something else just as or more important instead.

My husband and I have relations on an as needed bases. Sometimes that need is twice a week and sometimes it may 4 times a week. It’s all about satisfying the need.

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
2:26 pm

Raqi, all that ^^^^ is cool….but, I like the skeetin’ part the best!

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
2:27 pm

Puddy makes the world go round and round!!!!

Elijah, actually that is true. It makes babies and babies are needed to keep the world going. LOL but serious.

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
2:29 pm

Dreams – If there’s a such thing as sex addiction wouldn’t that be most people?
It’s me raising both hands…

I bet not only raised but waiving both hands and jumping up and down.

i'm swiss™

August 25th, 2010
2:30 pm

Here you go, blue:

http://karaokebus.tzo.com/blog_formatting.txt

That’ll be FIGHDOLLAZ ;-)

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
2:31 pm

2CPTG, LOL yeah that part is good however you know for women we don’t have to always make white icing to enjoy the event. Now that don’t mean I want my man to become lazy in his skills it just means…well men and women while alike in many ways we are different in many others.

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
2:33 pm

Raqi – What you describe in your 2:23 is normal married behavior.

Although like you, I don’t really believe such an “affliction” exists, if you were an “addict”, you couldn’t be away from Mason for ANY length of time without wanting it. You would drop the baby off at daycare, go to Publix to buy groceries, then talk the man that helped you load your groceries into getting in the car with you to do the dang thang! You wouldn’t be able to wait until Mason got home from work that evening.

Kym

August 25th, 2010
2:33 pm

@Dreams..look dude if that is how they are going to create jobs..then don’t knock the Feds hustle.

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
2:33 pm

If Puddy is addicting, The I would be jonesing like Pookie from New Jack City!!! :D

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
2:34 pm

That DEA stuff is garbage.

Garbage and an insult

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
2:35 pm

kimmie, exactly.

MELO

August 25th, 2010
2:37 pm

Is there such a thing as gettin too much coochie?

@2CPTG??

no too much if the two of u are in sync, i wld think.

too much is a function of what the other is feeling..if her cootie starts redding on the edges coz of too much stretching and shes in pain..then its too much for her….or if ur wang starts hurting from it after a day of romping……as long as the edge is there in u to phlucck some more..no too much to speak off..just more testesterone than other folks.

too much or how much is a subjective thing…

As of Tiger, he wasnt getting coochie..he was getting blow jays..i never read anywhere where they said he phluccked these sluts..it was more of abuse(in his mind)..him paying sluts to slob him as a golf relaxer. :lol:

Judaism my arse! :lol:

The key is not entertaining that thought

im thinking about sex right now but not thinking of anybody succking my nutts…..Tiger had the time,money and freedom to do it and did it.
Sex thoghts come and taper off during the day..u dont have to have a perfomance to justify the thoght.

No addiction nor sickness there..its normal behavior in my view.

You can question his decision making,not his over energized stamina or frequency. What he did is every man’s “ideal” dream….

We just dont all take a thoght to fruiton and do it coz we dont have to.

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
2:41 pm

@swiss – tank u berry much…a 5ver ehhh…ive got $1.82 and my cherry lipgloss :(

LURKER (I want some of dat)

August 25th, 2010
2:43 pm

I bet when the following happen this is the conversation that took place….

I bet when Mrs. Raqi and Mason were about getting it on the following conversation and thoughts too place…

Raqi: Mason you have never been ridden by a stallion like me have you, huh, yea take that, yea boy you cannot handle this stallion….. ahhhhh

Mason: (Thinking in his mind) Whew it’s a good thing I never told Raqi about those 2 sistas who rode me and put who put the Booty clap on me…It makes her more like a colt I am just going to think about those 2 riding me while my wife is doing her little stuff…. Oh myyyyyy :lol:

Mason: Now talking while doing the do….That’s right baby you are the best rider I’ve ever had… he,he,he,he….. :lol: :lol:

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
2:48 pm

@SimpleMan ~ his office has taken my number down and insists he will call me back. I don’t want to call him at home for a matter that has nothing to do with me. Must keep that trump card locked up until it’s needed.

DreamsMaterialize

August 25th, 2010
2:48 pm

Dreams..look dude if that is how they are going to create jobs..then don’t knock the Feds hustle.
kym I’m all for job creation, and if they need more people who can adequately decipher what these cats are saying on wire taps, then by all means hire more. But leave “Ebonics” (really don’t like this word) out of it. It really has nothing to do with “Ebonics”. What is an “Ebonics expert” anyway? You can go to ten different hoods in Atlanta and find differences in speech and lingo, and those could change again next week. Even if said “expert” had mastered the “Ebonics” of all ten of those hoods, put him in East LA, and he’s probably clueless about “Ebonics” used there and thus not an expert. Instead, they should just say they need more people who are familiar with local/regional vernacular and idioms.

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
2:52 pm

Note to self….Do something nice for Leggs… And then do something REALLY nice for Leggs…:D

R♥qi

August 25th, 2010
2:55 pm

I remember my dad telling my younger brother that “being a man is not about how much “puddy” you can get but rather knowing when and being man enough to walk away from it”. That’s what I try to teach my sons.

Elijah ( I want some of dat)

August 25th, 2010
2:56 pm

@It’s me….Lurker….. Do you have that addicting luv going on?

Tiger was doing what a lot of men in his position do, when the women start lining up and all you have to say is say, Hi my name is Tiger and the g-strings start dropping it becomes hard to resist…
Your ego starts raging out of control…

MELO

August 25th, 2010
2:59 pm

What is an “Ebonics expert” anyway?

@Dreamz??
I dont see anything wrong with that statement becoz the lingo is foreign to the person needing of the advice. The fact that some slang words(ebonics) change frequently is neither here nor there.

If i took u to my zulu home today after 11 yrs of absence, i bet i cant understand some of the words the street pple use these days. And Dreamz will be saying,”melo,what are they saying” all i can do is pick the gist of the discussion but not pick it apart completely.

If they can get some one in Atlanta who is from the hood who can decipher some of the stuff,good enough!

Nobody says they have to have a 100% competency to be hired. And like the article suggested,whats spoken in LA as far as ebonics is concerned is not the same as in ohter hoods elewhere,so they will get “experts” in thopse areas.

And like most “experts”,once these pple come on board,they have to update themselves with changes in lingo etc. That mneans keeping their ears oin the ground.

I wld take that job if they wanted somebody part time.

Now who has a dicionary?? :lol:

i'm swiss™

August 25th, 2010
2:59 pm

“ive got $1.82 and my cherry lipgloss”

You put lip gloss on your cherry, blue??? Niiiiiiiice…. :lol:

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
3:01 pm

Fellas, any of y’all ever ran up in some Big coochie? talkin bout HUGE…wide, and deep….how’d y’all handle it?

i'm swiss™

August 25th, 2010
3:04 pm

2Can — It’s not nice to talk about Slim like she’s not ever here… She can hear you…. :lol:

Luvbug

August 25th, 2010
3:04 pm

Kimmie – Yeah, I think most everyone here can say we have at least one person in the world we can count on no matter what. Imagine if we couldn’t.

Sex addiction??

See that’s why so many are against free healthcare in the US…we just making up stuff now.

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
3:04 pm

@blue ~ it’s air drums time…almost like clockwork on Michael Baisden’s show.

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
3:05 pm

Elijah – Addiciting might be a wrong choice of word….for me that is

Dirty Diana ♠ Maybe, maybe not

August 25th, 2010
3:06 pm

…stepping in catching up.

@Melo that DEA stuff is crap. Not to mention every sub-group has their own lingo. The last time I checked they did not have someone interrupting “cool beans” etc.

@Dreams you should have added the Appalachia (sp) to your list of places that need someone to translate. I was watching a special and ABC had to put the writing on the bottom of the screen, because they assassinated the language.

As for Tiger/Elin I really don’t care. Tiger has never given the sisters much thought, and I refuse to spend my free time thinking about him. On the Elin tip, she got off lucky with all of that money. I heard something on GMA that she said she believes in love…she should probably shack so the next man want runoff with that cash.

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
3:06 pm

Melo – When I read your 2:37 about Tiger all I could think of was Bill Clinton saying he didn’t do the deed with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky!LOL!!

I don’t believe for a minute that’s all Tiger got from all those women, especially those he saw on the regular, not the one night stands. But if so, that ain’t worth the $100 million! :lol:

Luvbug

August 25th, 2010
3:08 pm

So who do they hire to translate for drug deals in trailer park meth labs?

Boy, that’s a loaded question…but I’m not a racist.

MELO

August 25th, 2010
3:10 pm

“being a man is not about how much “puddy” you can get but rather knowing when and being man enough to walk away from it”.

@Raqi…u dad was a smart man..and considering that u were present when he told them that!

Saying otherwise within a woman’s earshot wld have messed a woman up! :lol:

See,he didnt tell them to Run Away from puddy nor to hit one time and run………he left the “How much” to them.

Your brothers will have to run based on their individual levels of libido and puddy utility. :lol: :lol: its no different to what my dad told me….

A woman is like a snake,she will lure u and ensare and entangle u with puddy if u not careful..so hit with moderation. :lol: :lol:

MELO

August 25th, 2010
3:13 pm

Dirty Diana??

If they have more white collar folks in their employ than blacks reg folks, but they have crime from black hood folks,wldnt that make sense?

Its like america fighting a war in Iraq/afghanistan but they dont have enough Arabic speaking speaking pple to translate for them..i see it the same way…just a need.

Elijah ( I want some of dat)

August 25th, 2010
3:16 pm

I remember my dad telling my younger brother that “being a man is not about how much “puddy” you can get but rather knowing when and being man enough to walk away from it”.

Note to self….Check the man law book for this quote from Raqi.. The leader of WLM!!! :smile:

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....

August 25th, 2010
3:19 pm

@swiss – shoulda seen that coming i guess, lol. now the edible panties are strawberry, and the body butter is vanilla…dont think that makes cherry, maybe more like a strawberries and cream….
@Leggs – air drums make the day go by so much quicker. sure makes folks passing my cube wonder what the he!! is going on…that and when i do that ragdoll yoga position…

we still on Tiger and ebonics?

MELO

August 25th, 2010
3:19 pm

Fellas, any of y’all ever ran up in some Big coochie? talkin bout HUGE…wide, and deep….how’d y’all handle it?

@2CPTG©??

I be scared..like “wooo,we,my god daamn it!”"

I have ran in some coochy , i wldnt characterize as Huge but just sloppy maintained…”ran thru”..as Rell wld have said….

when a coochie has no more grooves,no tight grip on the wang,it aint real fun! :lol:

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
3:20 pm

@blue ~ I’m here waiting to hear that decision.

I had to put this Kem CD down twice. #5 is no joke!

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
3:23 pm

I have heard stories over the years by guys belitting canon-size puddies, but never really thought they actually existed! :lol:

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....Waiting..

August 25th, 2010
3:25 pm

@Leggs – me too :( . havent heard from them yet. telling myself this is my chance to work on my patience…sometimes things take longer than we expect, right?

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
3:26 pm

MELO

August 25th, 2010
3:29 pm

canon-size puddies

@Leggs..in my experience,big girls come very tight,lil petite girls swallow u whole! :lol:

petite means,”tread with caution..u might fall into the sink hole!” :lol: :lol:

@Kimmie..Bill’s case was one of risk taker..some pple are edgy like that.u know like phluccking in the stair case/elevator stuff or in the alley, chic’s back against the wall ,while standing or doggy..etc Idi one chic aginst the tree, one time..slip and slide..sweet!

Elijah ( I want some of dat)

August 25th, 2010
3:29 pm

@Leggs…. Yes it tis some Canyon size puddies out here, Some women who have naturally child birth with multiple kids have some deep and wide caverns.

I was once in a newly discovered cavern and while exploring found the missing BD…. :lol: That’s bay daddy…. :smile:

Entainment report:

Shaq is dating Hoopz from the Flavor of Luv show….Hoopz must have the goodie, goodie but what took Shaq so long to get it…. ummmmmmm

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
3:32 pm

@Melo ~ I wouldn’t necessarily classify that as being “edgy”. It just feels a helluva lot better and the sensation lasts a lot longer when it’s done outside the bedroom!

Sassy Me...Fire n Ice :-)

August 25th, 2010
3:33 pm

Yes blue it is…..patience is a virtue I’m working on.

I have heard stories over the years by guys belitting canon-size puddies

I’ve heard them,too…wonder howthey found out?….was it mid-stroke?….and if so did they stay and finish the deed.

Elijah ( I want some of dat)

August 25th, 2010
3:33 pm

That’s baby daddy and entertainment report….. Note to self ….Check spelling before sending a blog-out….

SlimNumeroUno

August 25th, 2010
3:34 pm

I missed all the posts in between.

@2CPTG – I still have the t-shirt booth but right now I’m renting it out for illegal child labor. Do you know any elementary school drop-outs looking for work? If so, send me their info please.

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
3:34 pm

@Elijah ~ I need to make myself that same note!

Sassy Me...Fire n Ice :-)

August 25th, 2010
3:35 pm

what took Shaq so long to get it

I don’t know how close you’ve been following Hoopz in the news but baby gurl been….busy.

Dirty Diana ♠ Maybe, maybe not

August 25th, 2010
3:35 pm

MELO or just maybe the white officers understand the trailer park folks etc. I am not going to put all the crime on blacks and say whites are doing the white collar stuff. I get the GA sex offender registry in my inbox daily, and most of the sex offenders are the trailer folks that come through. So, who is deciphering their lingo? I know the DEA is federal, but this seems like a problem most law enforcement would face.

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
3:36 pm

Melo – I think Bill was always a womanizer. I do agree he probably got off on the riskiness of the Monica thing though. Here you are, the most powerful man in the world, in the Oval office, probably talking to some prime minister or king on the phone, getting it on at the same time!

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
3:37 pm

Leggs @3:20 Went to a party for a buddy a bit ago and the stripper had no problem taking about 2/3 of an Absolute bottle!!! Now If that does not qualify as Big Ol’ Puddy, then I don’t know what would!!!

DreamsMaterialize

August 25th, 2010
3:37 pm

Melo You didn’t say anything different than what I already said. It just means they need someone more familiar with the scenarios they’re trying to investigate. What do you call a white person who translates english of Appalachians (shout out Double D’s)? Nothing…there is no word for it. They are just a person who is familiar with local Appalachian vernacular and customs.

dont think that makes cherry, maybe more like a strawberries and cream…
blue sounds delicious…lemme get a taste. ;-)

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....Waiting..

August 25th, 2010
3:37 pm

@Leggs/Melo – yes it does! been trying to talk mr.blue into making use of the trampoline, but he wont cooperate…..

MELO

August 25th, 2010
3:38 pm

the sensation lasts a lot longer when it’s done outside the bedroom!

@Leggs..well,if u say so but the man showing his behind in the open like that?? i dont know…

so what do u say of Monica,crouching on the carpet on all fours to mouf milk Bill under that Big oval presidential desk??

ladies chime in.u too Kimmie.thats not edgy??

i'm swiss™

August 25th, 2010
3:39 pm

“maybe more like a strawberries and cream…”

blue — You provide the strawberries… I’ll bring out the cream… :lol:

i'm swiss™

August 25th, 2010
3:39 pm

:lol: Sorry, blue, it was too good a set up to resist…. ;-)

Dirty Diana ♠ Maybe, maybe not

August 25th, 2010
3:39 pm

I have a question for the guys. It seems like the Big-Giant-Swallow you whole snapper is not in demand. I know some of you say you like a lady with experience, does all of this experience give them that big thang down there? Also, when you deal with a lady like MR LURKER/ELI said with many kids do you find the experience make up for her having a big snapper hole? Just asking…

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
3:40 pm

Things can go wrong on that trampoline…preferrably want to use things, places, gadges that won’t help land you on the ground on your bottom nekkid! Unless he’s an exhibionist, he won’t go for it…you never who’s looking out the window.

MELO

August 25th, 2010
3:40 pm

What do you call a white person who translates english of Appalachians

@Dreams?? i dont know the slang word for the Appalachians but if there is one,im sure i wld want somebody to trnaslate for me coz I aint Apalach and wldnt understand.

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
3:42 pm

Melo – Edgy, risky, call it what you want! An exclusive club, those “Oval” members! Lol!

Dirty Diana ♠ Maybe, maybe not

August 25th, 2010
3:42 pm

Thanks 2x DreamsM honey I was too lazy to even look up the correct spelling Appalachian, but I knew you had me! :wink:

DC Rose

August 25th, 2010
3:43 pm

It’s all fine and dandy outside the bedroom until you have to lie about it in the emergency room.

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....Waiting..

August 25th, 2010
3:43 pm

@Sassy – patience is mine! lol

How can you date Flavor Flavs left-overs?….

@Simple Man – well alrightee then…
@Dreams – ;)

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
3:43 pm

What Monica did was risky. Edgy is practicing S/M, or something along those lines….that’s edgy IMO!

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
3:44 pm

Maybe I’m reading backwards but I thought a man would run from a manhole sized, abyss type snatch. To me that would be indicative of much much much action of all sorts over the years.

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....Waiting..

August 25th, 2010
3:45 pm

@swiss – :P
@Leggs – his problem is we have no fence, i say so what ;)

DreamsMaterialize

August 25th, 2010
3:46 pm

Double D’s you all good…actually didn’t notice how you spelled it. You having a good week?

How can you date Flavor Flavs left-overs?…
blue you really think she let flav hit that? I don’t think she did.

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
3:47 pm

I think it was the ULTIMATE show of power when Bill Clinton poked that cigar up inside Monica and then asked her to “rap on the mike” while he chewed and tasted that coochie soaked cigar….

Dirty Diana ♠ Maybe, maybe not

August 25th, 2010
3:47 pm

How can you date Flavor Flavs left-overs?….

Exactly, have you seen his little dirty fingers they look like black and milds? :???:

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....Waiting..

August 25th, 2010
3:49 pm

dont think she let him hit it, but he touched her and tongued her, thats close enuf for me…remember flavor flav = greasy old leprechaun. black and milds, lol….

MELO

August 25th, 2010
3:50 pm

Now picture me this and u see how Tiger is so none street….white boys can be so cool… :lol:

the President is milked in the oval by a tramp,he gives a tv prime time confession and dusts hisself, and moves on, scot free,flying all over the world,making campaign stops all over usa,Secretary of State on deck,the third(??) most powerful person in the usa govt, still his wify…….

and Tiger looses 75 mil$ over some tramps! has to go for sex therapy…

I will take Bill anytime! :lol:

how bout u folks?? :lol: who u (P)(L)ick ladies?? :lol:

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
3:50 pm

@blue ~ so if you should roll off would you roll down into the woods? Hell, life is short – Go For It!

Dirty Diana ♠ Maybe, maybe not

August 25th, 2010
3:51 pm

Dreams it is super duper busy on my end and will be that way the next few weeks. How are you doing? I think Flavor touched Hoopz a little

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
3:51 pm

@DirtyD ~ black and milds are an understatement. They look like ET fingers…

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....Waiting..

August 25th, 2010
3:53 pm

@Leggs – not gonna do anything wild and crazy, but should be able to get some simple stuffed accomplished out there, lol. besides, should things get outa hand, trampolines right by a big tree, that’l break my fall lmao.

Sassy Me...Fire n Ice :-)

August 25th, 2010
3:54 pm

so what do u say of Monica,crouching on the carpet on all fours to mouf milk Bill under that Big oval presidential desk??

I don’t have anything against gettng your freak…to each his/her own…however you decide to do it.

As far as Bill’s concerned…Imma quote comedienne Sommore…“Hell that man is the leader of the free world…shyt he deserves to have his d*** sucked,shyt y’all know what Hillary ain’t doing it”…end quote :lol:

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
3:54 pm

Melo – your 3:50 – you got a point

Sassy Me...Fire n Ice :-)

August 25th, 2010
3:56 pm

remember flavor flav = greasy old leprechaun

For real right?! Kinda reminds me of one of those California raisins…remember them? But you know what…he looks just like his mama.

Dirty Diana ♠ Maybe, maybe not

August 25th, 2010
3:57 pm

Lets not forget Monica’s bj skills got her an endorsement with Jenny craig and her own line of purses. So she gave the head man the goods which worked out for her.

MELO

August 25th, 2010
3:57 pm

@DD…

I will answer u this way..if I have to work on urs a lil to fit in mine,i will take urs everytime,anytime than the puddsy that makes my wang go in shooop(dissappearing) then slobs out coz there is no grip on it.

by the time u nutt,ur hands are all wet,slimmy and messed up from her slime,jostling ur wang back in every 3 strokes coz it keeps popping out.

cant have that!

Dirty Diana ♠ Maybe, maybe not

August 25th, 2010
3:58 pm

California raisins are on point!

:grin:

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....Waiting..

August 25th, 2010
3:58 pm

“california raisin” :lol: :lol: :lol:

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
4:00 pm

The California raisins are at least cute, you know ugly-cute! LOL!!

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
4:00 pm

ugly cute = a monkey!

kimmie

August 25th, 2010
4:01 pm

greasy old leprechaun

:lol:

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
4:05 pm

Dirty Diana ♠ Maybe, maybe not
@ 3:39

A lotta kids does not equal a big shapper hole!!! Lotta kids just means you have had plenty of practice and you should have some skills!!!

MELO

August 25th, 2010
4:06 pm

Shaq has no class,never mind his money!

MELO

August 25th, 2010
4:11 pm

deep and wide caverns.

:lol: :lol:

I was gon tell uall about some knowldege I heard from my african bros,but u gon roast me so ill stop.

Sassy Me...Fire n Ice :-)

August 25th, 2010
4:13 pm

Hasta Mañana blog familia!!!

2CPTG©

August 25th, 2010
4:17 pm

“I was gon tell uall about some knowldege I heard from my african bros,but u gon roast me so ill stop”

damn, now you gettin’ all sensitive on us, bruh???? spill it, we’re like fam too!

MELO

August 25th, 2010
4:26 pm

@2CPTG©

well not sensitive but ..if it were just us bros, i wld want to ask u and compare ur notes to what i was told.

i’ll leave it for another day,when we have a blog meet ,bros, face to face.

Daaamn, i didnt ask Demi that, last time we met! :lol:

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
4:30 pm

@Melo ~ that’s called “dangling the carrot.” It’s bad bidness to post something on the blog you want to discuss only to snatch it right back w/o saying anything. Not a good look in real life and cause for blog shrapnel in Blogsville!!

Dirty Diana ♠ Maybe, maybe not

August 25th, 2010
4:33 pm

@Melo you know I love your stories do tell

@Simple Man thanks for clearing the air…if you read the post I referenced that is where I got my information from

Elijah ( I want some of dat)

August 25th, 2010
4:35 pm

Quote of the day!

Good Puddy will make u lose your mind! j/k

Don’t rob yourself the joy of this season by wishing you were in the future or past one.

@It’s me….Lurker….Don’t rob yourself of this present joy…. Let me put it on ya… :wink: :lol: :smile:

Folks have a safe ride home and a great evening! YEAHHHH !!!

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
4:36 pm

Oh snap…quote bag has been stolen and posting all willy nilly taken place!!!

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....Waiting..

August 25th, 2010
4:40 pm

@Leggs – blog shrapnel 8O . ouch…. note to self – dont start any stories not willing to finish….

Luvbug

August 25th, 2010
4:41 pm

LOL @posting all willy nilly

I did like the quote Elijah…the first one…now the second is tween you and Ms. It’s Me. :lol:

MELO

August 25th, 2010
4:44 pm

@DD/Leggs..if u know what a boomerang is, i didnt want the story to come back at me….

I’ll just leave u with this story to appease u:

A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his PhD friend: “Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?”

The PhD man replies: “I see millions of stars.”

The ordinary man asks: “What does that tell you?”
The PhD guy ponders for a minute and says:

“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Satan is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow….. What about you— What does it tell you?”

The ordinary man is silent for a moment, and then speaks: “Practically . . . . . . . . it tells me that … some jokkers stole our tarp bra” .

Come on Man!

Be educated in the right way and not go beyond the boundaries!

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
4:46 pm

What, what, substituting another instead of sharing the first one you wanted to ask questions about. Not the same thing, not the same thing….BANG, BANG, BANG!!!!!

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....Waiting..

August 25th, 2010
4:51 pm

@Leggs@Melo – lmao, was thinking that was funny, but that sure didnt sound like what he was talking about earlier …. the real story melo?

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
4:52 pm

Leggs @ 4:46 LOL!!! MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!!!! :D

MELO

August 25th, 2010
4:54 pm

@Leggs/blue…ima go home,prime my nutts and test their strength and theeen..if i think i can handle ur blog arrows,will spill it tmrw,after 2.00 pm!

aaaight!

good nite

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....Waiting..

August 25th, 2010
4:57 pm

@melo/Leggs – hmmm, Leggs, can he be trusted?

It's me....lurker

August 25th, 2010
4:59 pm

Elijahman – @It’s me….Lurker….Don’t rob yourself of this present joy…. Let me put it on ya…

“…..this present joy” what’s that? Do tell.

Luvbug – I did like the quote Elijah…the first one…now the second is tween you and Ms. It’s Me.

Watch out now…LOL

blue - Expecting a Decision Today....Waiting..

August 25th, 2010
5:00 pm

goodnight Blog People…lets c what tomorrow brings!

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
5:03 pm

Carry a Heart that Never Hates.
Carry a Smile that Never Fades.
Carry a Touch that Never Hurts

Yeah, he can be trusted after he washes his hands from playing with those nutts!

Leggs

August 25th, 2010
5:03 pm

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
5:05 pm

Say Leggs, Are on for breakfast in the morning?????

Simple Man!!!!

August 25th, 2010
5:05 pm

Should be Are WE on for Breakfast in the morning???