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Putting the man in ROMANTIC

Men won’t always publicly admit to wanting to be courted and romanced. They don’t have a published manifesto on how they want women to express their love. So when it comes to reciprocating the great dates that men take us on, ladies could always use a little help!

I’ve heard guys say something as simple as wearing his dress shirt is romantic to them. They don’t need grand gestures of romance! What else do men consider romantic?

How should a woman plan an evening for a man she really wants to make feel special?

Ladies, what is the best “manly” date you ever planned for someone you were dating? Guys, what is the best date you have ever had planned for you? What was the most romantic?

Happy Friday!!

365 comments Add your comment

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
8:13 am

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
8:15 am

This topic makes me feel weird. LOL

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
8:17 am

GM all, TGIF.

@PR – is this a daily competition to see whos first?

2CPTG©----Makin' you want me!

July 23rd, 2010
8:25 am

Good Morning, folks…

“How should a woman plan an evening for a man she really wants to make feel special?”
Feel him out, learn his tastes, then dig deep inside your bag of tricks and “woo” him by letting him know you’ve paid attention, and go from there….shoot, it could be as simple as a theme based date, in which you base it around what you’ve learned about him…it can be a seasonal thing, or whatever; just let him know – “I’ve been checking you out!”

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
8:42 am

We have a topic about what a man wants, and I have nothing to say. Stage Fright. LOL

Lovely

July 23rd, 2010
8:44 am

Oh Love – As I continue my talks with him, I become aware that, in my heart, a window is opening.

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
8:47 am

@2CPTG – the best manly date i ever planned was along those lines. knowing what he was interested in and not being afraid to cross gender lines.
he knew we were going out, but didnt know where. he dropped me at work that morning, me wearing my regular office attire, picked me up im wearing biker boots with my fitted T and hip hugging jeans. surprised him with tix to WWE (wrestling his favorite thing). and with my attractive but stadium friendly clothes, i kept his eye just as much as the show. cap the night off with pizza and beer, a roll on the couch, and he was addicted ;)
maybe its that type of thing that gets me treated as one of the guys, lol

Flavor

July 23rd, 2010
8:49 am

Coming from a white guy who prefers his flavor dark- what would you lovely ladies like from us?

Kym

July 23rd, 2010
8:53 am

Good Morning All,

Yeahhhh I am going to lurk on this one..

@Purple Rain..maybe you are so use to us telling you what you like..you have forgotten…LMAO!

Rob

July 23rd, 2010
8:54 am

I would say the greatest thing on a date is for a woman to be bold and honest. Whether its the first or 100th just having someone willing to say what they actually mean or want is refreshing. Most guys will tell you that we wont bite (unless you are into that kinda thing), but we would like to know what you really want. If you like us, tell us… if you dont, just tell us! I will be the first guy to admit that we aren’t complicated creatures….in fact most of us are borderline retarded when it comes to dealing with women. We aren’t mind readers, magicians (usually), or overly receptive about what you call signals! Just step up and let it fly….we like it!

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
8:59 am

Kym, you have a point :)

i'm swiss™ (from the airport -- headed in the right direction)

July 23rd, 2010
9:06 am

“They don’t have a published manifesto on how they want women to express their love.”

Maybe not a manifesto, but there are some pretty simple, yet tried-and-true techniques:

♥ Frequent nookie

♥ Cook for me occasionally

♥ Let me watch the game

↑ That’s a pretty darn good start…. ;-) :lol:

Oh, and good morning, peeps! You boy swiss is finally headed back to town… :-D

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

July 23rd, 2010
9:06 am

Perfect Date… Feed Me, Sexually Molest Me and be quiet.. Oh and good morning everyone.. Ive missed you so..

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

July 23rd, 2010
9:08 am

2 – Whats crackalackin Patna??

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
9:08 am

@Kym – lol, there is that.
@Rob – most of us are borderline retarded when it comes to dealing with women. – lol. see what your saying about say what you mean, have heard that many times.

YESSHEISCUTE

July 23rd, 2010
9:11 am

I have a dude that loves cars what should I tie an O’Reilly Auto Parts gift card to my naked body? I’m clueless.

Brian

July 23rd, 2010
9:12 am

My wife often makes a clear effort to involve herself in my outdoor activities. I am a avid mountain biker, and a year ago or so she expressed interest in trying it. I went out and bought her a bike, and now it is an activity we both throughly enjoy and together. I also tend to play a lot of golf, and she has made an effort to be a part of that. Clearly i do not want my wife with me every time i decide to go play golf or even ride my bike, but it is incredibly nice of her to stretch her boundaries and try something new because she knows i have a passion for it. So, to answer the question my wife will often make it a point to suggest we do these things without my having to make her go and we end up enjoying it way more than dinner and a movie or any other kind of ‘classic’ date.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
9:14 am

Brian, she is a winner

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

July 23rd, 2010
9:15 am

Yes – If he loved cars you missed the perfect Op.. The Cars at the High were machine works of Art they may not ever be seen again in that capacity.. Hey Plan a trip to the SEMA show or the Barrett Jackson Auto Auction… It is heaven for a car lover.. I havent been to the Auction in Arizona but I have been to the one in Fla and I had multiple orgasms standing there.. And the SEMA show is a must go every year..

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
9:15 am

@Swiss/Infamous – sounds like yall agree with Chris Rock: men want food, sex, and silence.

YESSHEISCUTE

July 23rd, 2010
9:17 am

THANKS INFAMOUS! :)

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
9:18 am

and todays morning quote shall be:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you
Author Unknown

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

July 23rd, 2010
9:19 am

Blue – A roll on the couch is always excellent and its funny your dude is hilarious for still watching the WWF

i'm swiss™ (from the airport -- headed in the right direction)

July 23rd, 2010
9:21 am

“I have a dude that loves cars what should I tie an O’Reilly Auto Parts gift card to my naked body? I’m clueless.”

Not a bad start… Then you could douse yourself in 10W-40 and let him put his piston in your cylinder… :lol:

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

July 23rd, 2010
9:23 am

Swiss – I was trying to give her something different.. The easy thing would be to cook him breakfast Saturday morning, turn on Horsepower TV on Spike and give him a presidential while he watches after he eats..

M. (pronuoced M dot)

July 23rd, 2010
9:25 am

How should a woman plan an evening for a man she really wants to make feel special?

I think a woman should feel him out according to what he likes to do but maybe throw in a curve ball.

Guys, what is the best date you have ever had planned for you? What was the most romantic?

I think the best date that was planned for me was a low stress day of doing what I liked. We were in NY so we went to sports bars, watched games, drank beer and just hung out. I didnt feel like I couldnt be myself. It was simple but no arguments and trust me that was good enough for me!

Ladies, thats all guys really want is a comfort level and peace of mind. The most romantic would probably be just hanging out and her cooking but also ladies I know everyone cant cook so just come up with a unique place to go and make it a long night!

abc

July 23rd, 2010
9:26 am

If you plan a date that really appeals to a man, chances are he won’t think of it in terms of being ‘romantic’. He’ll figure that yall got to do something that he actually thinks is fun for a change.

Whenever a chick has turned up wearing my shirt, she has stolen the shirt! I’ve lost a lot of shirts that way. Not so romantic.

If you want to make someone feel special, give them a massage. You can go out-out with candles and oils, or go with a foot rub — and don’t expect anything in return. Do it because you really want to. If you don’t really want to, the massage will suck, and will be wasted effort.

Cook their favorite meal. If you don’t know what that is, ask him. If he doesn’t tell you, ask his mother.

If you ask them what they’d like for their birthday, give it to him no matter how stupid you think it is. He’ll say something like “I’ve asked for that for 10 years and nobody ever took me seriously!” It’ll make a good impression.

Hunniebeezee

July 23rd, 2010
9:31 am

@flavor, I enjoy participating in the abundance of activities that are held here in Atlanta. There is a “Sip & Paint” studio that is nice here in ATL. Thats why it is necessary to get to know the person that you are interested in. Communication is the key.

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
9:32 am

@swiss..stupid!

Then you could douse yourself in 10W-40 and let him put his piston in your cylinder… :lol:

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
9:36 am

@abc – lol. and if she gives the shirt back, still not feeling it? was wondering about the romantic thing tho. do guys even think in those terms for themselves. when planning for their woman “she’ll think this is romanic” but do you think that way about what you want? do you even want romance?

Lady-Ready.Set.Go!

July 23rd, 2010
9:37 am

Happy Leo Season to my fellow LEO Bloggers baby!!!!!! ;)

Happy Friday Gang!!!!! :)

Have a great weekend folks!!!!! :)

Best manly date hmmmmmmmm——-Dinner @ his fav spot, Cigar Bar in the Highlands, etc……………..lol

Peace!

i'm swiss™ (from the airport -- headed in the right direction)

July 23rd, 2010
9:39 am

In general, guys don’t need romance — that’s something women need as part of foreplay… We’re cool with it & all (well, some of us are), but if you’re catering to us, it’s not necessary. Just show up nekkid — that’s all the romance we need… :lol:

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
9:40 am

Hola!

On Topic: If I like him, I will listen to him and try to add a little sunshine to his life. With that said I go from there. I have done all sorts of things based on the guys interest and situation. My ex had a very demanding job, and he worked from home sometimes which made working late the norm. So he texted me he was still on a conference call we had dinner plans for later that evening. I knew he was tired from the long day, so I told him not to sweat anything I would come to his house. Well I brought over, wine, fruit, dinner, dessert and lit a few candles. Once he finished up the call, showered and came downstairs I had everything set up.

I feel like you should just know your partner and everything will work out fine.

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
9:44 am

@Infamous – not all guys like that cr@p? lmao. i dont get it either but its his thing. i watch it with him sometimes, usually end up crying into a pillow cause im laughing so hard, but he likes when we watch it together, so hey im making an effort right? lol

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

July 23rd, 2010
9:45 am

Romance for us is not ya’ll romance.. we dont need all the over the top melodramatic S that ya’ll so love.. Its oh so simple. A romantic evening for me would be for me to come over dinner is cooked, Fix a dude a drink, have fresh undies laid out, bath drawn (cause most dudes take showers), Iron my clothes or have a freshly dry cleaned clothes out and just take care of me like a woman is supposed to.. Cater to me make sure Im alright because we are always making sure women are alright that alot of times women forget to make sure we are good.. Do all the stuff your Granny would do for your Grand Dad and that is a perfect evening..

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
9:48 am

Just show a genuine interest and put some effort into what we like.

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
9:48 am

Wassup Blue, Melo,Purple, swiss and the rest of the gang!

Coming from a white guy who prefers his flavor dark- what would you lovely ladies like from us?

flavor, what the hell I will bite. First of all, although you have a preference you have to realize we are women just like any other race. Our gender is the same just different color. We I would really want someone to get to know me for me without all of the sterotypes etc. Now I am only speaking from my point of view, and I am not the spokeswoman for the entire black women poplulation. With that said get to know the sister you are with, because we are all different.

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

July 23rd, 2010
9:50 am

Blue – Umm No its just like the soap operas..

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
9:52 am

Diana, how ya doin’?

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
9:53 am

Purple, I am fine what about you?

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
9:54 am

hey Diana, happy friday!

@Infamous – thats what i say, a grown mans soap opera. he says something about watching it since he was a kid. guess its got some nostalgia attached. i dont know, i dont even watch regular soap operas,so sometimes i just cant hack it.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
9:54 am

It’s Friday and cocktail cove is calling :)

abc

July 23rd, 2010
10:01 am

Blue, I never have gotten one back, but I never thought a chick wearing one of my dress shirts was all that. As others have stated, none of that is really all that appealing to a man. Clothing that suggests that it can come off quickly has its appeal, but the clothing itself is just a hank of cloth.

I think that if you wanted a statement of what would universally appeal to a man, you could say “Acts of service that demonstrate exclusive caring and loyalty”. That, and look hot.

East Point's Own

July 23rd, 2010
10:24 am

I must say that I have never had a woman plan any date for me that was anything other than some form of meal, either she cooked, or she took me out to eat… I can’t recall ever experiencing a woman do anything other than that. But its not too late, I am taking applicants to try to top that, don’t all you ladies step up at once… one at a time please.

http://wp.me/pwPxW-qW

I am whatever you say I am

July 23rd, 2010
10:26 am

Guys are not as complicated as women think they are.
You don’t have to go over the top to be romantic. Sometimes the simple goes a long way.
Men like to feel appreciated. His favorite meal home-cooked waiting for him when he gets off work,
a sexy random text (or even sexy random pic),
simply feeling the guy out, learning his likes, and then accomodating; that’s what guys like.

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
10:33 am

ok side rant – i am a New Yorker. We are not all crazy and rude just because we are from the North. However, we do not find it necessary for random people we dont know to speak to us and expect us to be friendly. Also, just because we do speak from time to time does not mean you now need to touch me when we talk. no hands n the shoulder or hugs hello. Just Stop It……

ok back to regularly scheduled program –
@abc – suggesting easy access clothes?

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
10:35 am

Good morning to all!!

@blue ~ yes, we feel special when we’re FIRST (lol).

@Brian ~ no doubt you have a caring, good woman standing beside you.

@I am ~ you took the words out of my mouth. Men love to feel appreciated…that’s sexy to them.

I once planned a romantice seafood dinner that bomb! I put a lot of preparation into it and perhaps that was one of my problems!

Raqi

July 23rd, 2010
10:36 am

Let’s see roMANce in my aboard???

In house:

1. Find a babysitter. LOL

2. Make sure his favorite robe is freshly laundered and tumbled.

3. Make his favorite meal modified into a finger food version so I can feed it to him after his bath.

4. A nice bath with some relaxing scent candles burning.

5. Wash his hair for him giving him a nice scalp and temple massage.

6. After the bath get him settle on a nice comfy couch where he can put his feet up.

7. Feed him his favorite meal and dessert.

8. Give him a nice full body oil rub.

9. Whatever he wants to do after that (i.e. Fall asleep, watch tv, or get busy)

10. :grin:

Out of the house romance idea coming up…

Raqi

July 23rd, 2010
10:38 am

Danggit…Abode.

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
10:40 am

I’m hollering, blue…how long have you been here?

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
10:40 am

Maybe I am the only lady waiting to hearing the guys tell me about the best date ever from start to finish. I want to hear about the special date from that special lady.

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
10:47 am

@Leggs – sorry,im prone to rants at times, altho i am told they are usually pretty funny. been in GA 6 years, NC for 4 b4 that. sometimes this southern hospitality thing is just too much, stop talking to me on the train, im reading my book, earphones in, I DONT KNOW U, go away. and dude in the restaurant downstairs is gonna touch me one more time when all i want is french toast and he’s gonna pull back a nub, i will cut a person……

ok, i do have french toast, so i’ll be better in a minute…..

Lady-Ready.Set.Go!

July 23rd, 2010
10:47 am

I am with you DD as I lurk a bit!

East Point's Own

July 23rd, 2010
10:53 am

@Dirty Diana…. you might hae to wait a longggg time, like I said earlier, many ladies don’t really do all that much romancing other than feeding us, and maybe a massage. I am still waiting for a woman do so something different.

http://wp.me/pwPxW-qW

East Point's Own

July 23rd, 2010
10:53 am

I am still waiting for a woman to do something different.

Lady-Ready.Set.Go!

July 23rd, 2010
10:57 am

EPO you have a point bc as I typed mine it was nothing new but the small things are priceless men and men want…..more accomadating is a major theme…..it is what it is I think……communicate and enjoy each other!

abc

July 23rd, 2010
10:58 am

Chicks in restaurants get all touchy and calling you honey sweetie too, though. They act like you’re supposed to like it. Newsflash, honey sweetie, put your hands in your pockets or something, I don’t like it. Nor am I your honey sweetie, especially as you’re all of 25 years old it’s disrespectful to call me that, in my view; you may call me ’sir’, thanks very much!

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
10:59 am

communication is key. i think sometimes just trying something new is important also. something different than the standard dinner and a movie, but also something different from what you’ve tried b4. french maid and naughty librarian are standard, GI WIFEY (not Jane, not shaving the head) was different lol

Raqi

July 23rd, 2010
11:04 am

Outside then in…

Go watch him play basketball on a Saturday afternoon

Help him shower once home after that game

Make him a big REAL turkey breast sandwich with white American cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, mustard with a side of Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips and a coke.

Fluff the pillows on the couch so his nap will be comfortable

Hand him the remote, grab my reading material of choice, sit on the couch beside him and exhale…

abc

July 23rd, 2010
11:05 am

Speaking for myself, role playing like librarian, maid or whatever is not necessary. That lasts all of 2 minutes. In fact, anything to do with sex has about nothing to do with making a man feel anything resembling romance, feeling special, and all that. Sex == love and romance is a chick thing.

That’s not to say that sex isn’t a lot better with the one special girl — it is! But it’s still just sex.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
11:08 am

Just act like you care about us every once in awhile outside of sex and feeding us, just take an interest in what we like :) and we are so happy and willing to go that extra mile for you even more so.

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
11:09 am

@Blue ~ you are funny. After awhile, you’ll embrace the southern hospitality. I found it weird when I first arrived that all these strangers were saying hello to me in supermarkets, at gas stations, everywhere. I vowed I would not use the word “Hey” as a form of greeting another. Now, it’s “hey, wassup?”

Lady-Ready.Set.Go!

July 23rd, 2010
11:11 am

Good Post PR 11:08!!!! ;)

Off to lunch @blacktiebbq gang!!!!!

I am ready to enjoy this beautiful Friday baby!!!!! :)

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
11:13 am

@PR ~ you can flip the script with that post. Women feel the same way. Act like you doing something for ME and not camouflaging it to get some “honey.”

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
11:15 am

Hey folks..hello DirtyD/Blue??

something romantic…..??

a surprise city gate away at the Ritz for a day or tow(weeekend) etc on ur dime,dinner tgether and maybe a nite of jazz etc be4 we come back to retire.

a bubble bath in the jacuzzi(wish i had one) and we frolick in there….. (sing) just the two of us) drinking some liqor

offer to take me out to the strip and put on ur most sexxy dress to spite those girls in the club and make them green with envy as they :roll: :roll:

arrange a lil some some spicy and sizzling, unbeknown to me.(wink wink..bring on some help/enhancer)…comeon girl ..go the extra mile and drain these balls dry! :idea: dont be shy,insecure nor intimidated…

make my fav dinner,order my fav type of movie,dim/put off the lights,the wine is flowing..put on some sexxy lingerie/underwear..u not watching(I am) and just occupy urself playing with my johnson down there…..collards on deck! :lol:

lets just take a lazy day drive to Columbus GA,Chatanooga,Augusta etc, u drive,u put gas in the car as im jes sitting in the car today(doing nothing) and we just stroll the flower gardens,hand in hand….on this lazy satrday….u in the driving seat,jes spoiling and pampering me.

Juat be My BIAATCH..MY Whree,my Real Bestest Biaatch
for Jes a Day…Is that too much to ASK??

Howdee Folks and Happy Friday!!!

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
11:15 am

Leggs, but today is about what men want. LOL

SexyCool - Joy bubbles over.

July 23rd, 2010
11:16 am

It’s all these *new* dudes that require all this extra, show me, love me, feel me stuff.

Not saying that I don’t go above and beyond for my guy. He’s just not so complicated that I need to bring bells and whistles every time to make it memorable.

Creativity can be simple. And sometimes what others may consider mundane can be made special.

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
11:18 am

@PR, that’s right, carry on!

LURKS

July 23rd, 2010
11:24 am

Listen to the adulterous “Raqi” who became pregnant by someone husband give advice…hoo’s know how to please

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
11:24 am

@Leggs – dont know anout that, but i guess we’ll see. We went home in May, driving thru Manhatten, almost ran a pedestrian down cause he refused to acknowledge i had the light. he slammed his hand on the hood of my car and screamed “@sshole!!!”. i looked at mr.blue and said “it feels good to be home”

@melo – hola. i like this one – offer to take me out to the strip and put on ur most sexxy dress to spite those girls in the club and make them green with envy as they . did that once and girls were asking where i bought my shoes. hilarious. top it off that we ran into some of his friends, their going “dude your married, your wife let you come here?” and he’s all “um, yeah im married, thats my wife at the table. we’re trying to come up with a price for her shoes”. their all 8O . priceless

Raqi

July 23rd, 2010
11:27 am

Outside….

Pick him up from work or have everything laid out for him to shower and change when he gets home.

Early reservation for his favorite restaurant

Go Dancing. He likes when we go dancing.

Take him home and pounce him the second we step into the house.

Kym

July 23rd, 2010
11:28 am

Okay 70 comments..Okay proof again men are not that complex.

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
11:28 am

he slammed his hand on the hood of my car and screamed “@sshole!!!”. i looked at mr.blue and said “it feels good to be home”

Before reading the ending of that sentence I knew you would say that. When I’m in the taxi going home from the airport I roll down the window and listen to “the sounds of NY” smiling. I love it, love it! Esp. sitting on the stoop listening to all the “hey Mami’s”, Hey Papi’s and eating my Spanish food!

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
11:29 am

@Lady I hear you! I will probably lurk a bit too, because I want a little reality and not candyland.

@EPO, and the other fellas, you all say we don’t cook. So now we cook for you and it is not outside the norm, because you received that in your last relationship. I am not your homeboy for the most part…I will go to the court and play horse with you are shoot a little pool, but if I am doing my female thingy it will involve food. After all it is one of the requirements for survival. With that said…I have done the day trips, in one of my relationships we both took a vacation day that Friday and we just hung out no agenda just doing things we both enjoyed. I have posted on here before the picnic in front of the fireplace etc.

@Melo thanks for the 11:15 at least you said what you want…the day trips you want us to drive…and fill up the gas tank on our dime. You gave some good info.

I am a planner for the most part so if I am treating a guy to something special a lot of time and thought went into it…down to the last details. Plus, I like to do little special gifts that have meaning. Shoot I already have my Christmas list made.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
11:29 am

Respect and appreciate me, that’s all this man needs.

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
11:30 am

This Fanta Orange Icee is the bomb. Didn’t even know they made them.

SlimOne & dragging

July 23rd, 2010
11:31 am

Howdy….the trolls are out early I see. Or is it now considered late? Aye dios mio

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
11:32 am

A man dressed as Darth Vader robs NY bank. No one messes with Darth Vader.

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
11:34 am

@Kym – LMAO. was thinking that when PR said its about the guys…their not saying a whole lot, and mostly just repeating themselves, food, sex, do what i want to do. seems pretty simplistic

@Leggs – exactly. sitting on the stoop watching the block #1 New York pasttime lol…..”the sounds of NY” – give me car horns nto crickets lol. those d@mn crickets took forever to get used to. and whats really funny, down here my allergies go crazy, the closer we get to home (we usually drive, i like to drive) the better they get. apparently im allergic to trees and nature, give me smog and im fine lol…..im homesick now….

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
11:36 am

@Leggs – Darth was also wearing cami pants and a blue cape. hes prepared to blend in, fly away or use “the force”. agreed, no one messes with Darth Vader

Raqi

July 23rd, 2010
11:39 am

And I am still doing better than you, trick.

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
11:40 am

@DirtyD??

im my household,the woman dont drive when we go on trips..i do, i fill the gas etc..al they do is sleep…

I dont mind being appreciated just one day if she says,”I got this..jes sit tight” and she does all that needs to be done……its romantic to me.

Its the same as me cooking dinner on occassion..they cant wait to eat my 5*****servings!

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
11:41 am

Melo, Purple and the rest of the fellas,

Do you all want your woman to drink with you? I am just asking because I am not a big drinker and I do not see the value, but I have had men to ask me about drinking more :shock: :roll:

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
11:43 am

Melo,

That makes sense because most of the time we (women) rely on the man to drive. Even when we BBQ, we will do the sides and maybe marinate the meet, but I have seen men on the grill for “Father’s Day.” You made a good point if we are treating him treat him all the way take away the stress and let him relax totally.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
11:44 am

Diana, she drinks more than I do. I may drink once a month she has wine weekly. I don’t want to see my woman drinking out of a beer bottle, ever. :)

East Point's Own

July 23rd, 2010
11:44 am

@Dirty Diana DOn’t try to relate things that are different topics.
#1 At least half of the women I have met as an adult can’t cook, or can’t cook well
#2 The only dates that women have planned for me have always been either her cooking or taking me out to eat…

Those are two very different issues. I am not complaining about women who cook, at all… I am saying that women can do some other things to show a man a good time too, Why can’t a woman plan an out of town trip for us? why can’t a woman buy us tickets to go somewhere?(I like plays, concerts, amusement parks, and activities too) Why can’t a woman plan an outdoors trip (kayak, canoe, horse back, hiking, biking, etc) and invite me so all I have to do is show up and have fun??? I put a lot of effort into showing my mate a good time (when I have one.. its nice to see that she is able to be creative and take some initiative at times too). There have been times when I offered to pay for the date if the woman would just plan something for us to do… but what did I get??? You guessed it, dinner. But yet SOME women will talk trash about a guy who steps to her offering a dinner date, saying that’s old or played out… but they can’t do any better.

After dating a man for weeks or months you should have an idea of what he likes or what interests him… try planning something other than food and/or sex, pretty much those are the things we want on a daily basis so a date should be something different.

http://wp.me/pwPxW-qW

Trevor0529

July 23rd, 2010
11:50 am

Do you all want your woman to drink with you? I am just asking because I am not a big drinker and I do not see the value, but I have had men to ask me about drinking more

@DD, she does not have to. If she wishes to have a cocktail, then thats fine. For me, her just wanting to hang and converse with me is the most important thing.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
11:52 am

Don’t be predictable. If you have something planned, I should not automatically know what it is. LOL

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
11:54 am

@PR – good point. was wondering if guys are into surprises or if that is also a female thing.
and Fred has been completely unmanageable today, what did you do to him?

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
11:55 am

@EPO- My conclusion is this you have dated women with either limited ideas, budgets or something, but there were limitations there. I do a lot of horseback riding especially spring and fall. I even took a guy riding once that was a newbie. Most of the ladies on here are always talking about doing something “nice” and outside of the box for their man. Lady made a good post about dinner and the cigar bar. Kimmieeven made a picnic basket and included tickets to a concert in the basket. The list goes on…that is why I say you dated women with limitations i.e. thinking, funds, creativity etc.

I am not trying to relate two different topics. This is a dating blog and the post today is about putting the man in romantic. With that said most of the guys in here (like the women) you have dated cannot even tell us about a good date, or they really don’t care enough to recognize it if they see one.

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
11:57 am

I don’t want to see my woman drinking out of a beer bottle, ever

@DirtyD??

thats me too..no beer for my woman..if she drinks beer im not dating her seriously!

I want her to sip on some wine,some magarittas are OK….thats cool and lady like..women who drink beer like men put me off.All that sloppiness,weak knees and wide open thighs..not cool…

dont be pressured by a guy to drink what u have never drunk be4..thats a molestation move…coz they want to take advantage when the liqor kncks u off….liqor will handle a regular differently than it does a starter.

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
11:57 am

Hey Trevor!!!!!!!!!!!!

How is school going?

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
12:01 pm

dont be pressured by a guy to drink what u have never drunk be4..thats a molestation move

@Melo,

I feel the same way and my daddy always told me not to leave a drink and keep the drinking to a very low amount and only drink what I know if I must drink. He told me to always be sound enough to make a decision (good decision that is).

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

July 23rd, 2010
12:01 pm

Cowards on the blog still change their name to make snide remarks.. Ya’ll kill me.. Ive told ya’ll before its not like you can be smacked thru the computer screen..

East Point's Own

July 23rd, 2010
12:02 pm

@ Dirty Diana All I am talking about is women I have met…

@Trevor0529 I would find it hard to date a women who does not drink at all… I mean who wants to have someone drinking water while you get tipsy? and often times that becomes an issue, becase a lot of folks who don’t drink have a problem when you have more than 1 or 2 beers a week.

Raqi

July 23rd, 2010
12:04 pm

Infamous can I trust you to post your email so I can ask your opinion about something? LOL

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
12:05 pm

@Diana@Melo – rules to follow. if im drinking, its only when i have at least one person with me that i feel comfortable has my back should i somehow take leave of my senses or am approached by someone else who has taken leave of theirs. no getting sloppy drunk at a bar or party by myself or with someone i just met. danger will ensue.

East Point's Own

July 23rd, 2010
12:08 pm

@Trevor0529 The real problem is finding someone in the middle a lot of women I meet either don’t drink at all, or they need to have a few drinks to get out of bed in the morning… I am not really feeling either extreme… but somewhere in the middle is perfect…

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
12:12 pm

@Trevor, Melo, Purple and blue thanks for answering my drinking question!

I would think it shouldn’t matter to a secure man…I see your point regarding the beer…LOL

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
12:13 pm

I meet either don’t drink at all, or they need to have a few drinks to get out of bed in the morning

@EPO….seems like u either fishing in church and then go to the other extreme and fish at the club,for chics who are in there week in and week out..

find a happy medium and fish at other gatherings,maybe that could help.

if u date a chic and uall are drinkers..whose gonna drive uall home??

CoolShadow

July 23rd, 2010
12:15 pm

Interesting topic; my first thought upon reading today was, “Is this a trick question?”

I pretty much co-sign with the tenor of the rest of the fellas in that showing simple gestures and unselfish acts of genuine care will win us over. Men are so attuned to trying to figure women out that when you ask us about us that it sometimes throws us off (carnal pleasures aside).

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
12:17 pm

@Diana – no problemo.
side question since we’re all getting male opinions today – male coworker of mine somehow just noticed that i have tattoos and tells me that men automatically think women are easy if they have tatts. true/untrue?

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
12:18 pm

blue, Fred just had a good time with the boys. :) As far as liking surprises, it’s not about surprises, just don’t get caught doing the same thing. LOL

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
12:21 pm

tells me that men automatically think women are easy if they have tatts

@blue??

where??

where are urs?

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

July 23rd, 2010
12:22 pm

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
12:23 pm

blue- I’ve heard men say the “tramp stamp” when it is on the back right above your boo-tay

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

July 23rd, 2010
12:27 pm

Blue – Untrue.. about Tattoos.. Might say shes not all prissy but not necessarily easy..

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
12:28 pm

@blue ~ had to laugh at being allergic to trees and nature.

@Raqi ~ I was hoping you ignored the comment. I know some are easier to ignore than others.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
12:29 pm

Tats do not mean easy/slut to me automatically, but the placement and what it is a tat of may.

Tat of a tongue on your hip or inner thigh, I think slut, Anything on our your breast or inbetween your breast, slut. Above your booty crack, it depends on what it is a tat of.

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
12:30 pm

@PR – interesting, we’ll have to see how he behaves this weekend, took forever to get the gum out……
@melo – their all over. i have 14, all easily covered when wearing regular business attire, altho since we are business casual i dont always do that. what he saw are the my wrists (2 each there) and one on the back of my neck. no naked ladies or tweety birds, lol
@Diana – ive heard that one too, dont really mind that one so much, i can be easy lol

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
12:32 pm

@PR – lmao, tat of a tongue, really lol? boobs, why tatt anything is naturally gonna stretch as you get older? that cherry looks like an apple 20 years later…..depends on what it is? how about a pheonix, what category does that fall into?

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

July 23rd, 2010
12:32 pm

Blue – Where are your Tats.. I have a sleeve and my entire back is done.. Im into robotics and futuristic themes.. So the arm looks like a terminator arm with the bio mechanic tears in the flesh.. Back is just all over the universe..

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
12:34 pm

@Blue??

tatts on ur upper body..i wont read much into them.u know on ur arms,shlder,back etc that type thang..even tho they arent attraactive to me.

the moment the tattts are in and around ur nether area.and ur tatts man had to pivot his thumb and index around ur labia as he made the tatt design?? …I got a problem…….

the tatts tell me, u are a good phlucck but u aint coming with me to meet my mom. :lol: :lol:

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
12:35 pm

blue, where is the pheonix tat located? Is it rising from your butt crack?

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
12:47 pm

@Infamous – the sleeve sounds nice. whats the equivalent of sleeve for the leg, pants? dont know, been adding to my calf for a few years piece by piece. got some girly stuff (i like butterflies, and of course their Blue) the rest kind of all over the map. got some tribal, some celtic knotwork, egyptian, asian, got the pheonix and a griffin, little of everything.
@melo – just ewwww. ewwww, that left a bad tast in my mouth right there. tattoo dude should not be allowed in nether regions…..
@PR – i prefer to say small of my back, lol

For Real

July 23rd, 2010
12:50 pm

Recipe for a Romantic Date:

Blood

Explosion

Food

Beer

Cussin

Someone to be the butt of all jokes

And to end the night 50 strokes in 12.8 seconds

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
12:54 pm

blue, if your husband loves the phenix rising out of your booty, you are ok. :)

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
12:56 pm

50 strokes in 12.8 seconds, that’s a rabbit ph*ck. LOL

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
12:58 pm

For Real, I am going to try 50 pumps in 12 seconds with her soon. LOL, just for the fun of it all short strokes. :)

Flavor

July 23rd, 2010
1:02 pm

point taken Dirty Diana-just seems you all are upset-yall are such a beautiful race inside and out-just seems you all upset with teh usual black male-white female couple stereotype and stay guarded with us white guys.

@hunnibeezee- those places sound cool will have to check them out after I find out if my sister likes them with “communication”

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
1:02 pm

For Real – lmao, blood and explosions, lol
PR – hes good with it. just this guys comment caught me off guard. wondered if guys in general think that wasy. mr.blue can think im easy any day ;)
50 strokes in 12.8, is that like a guiness record or something?

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
1:03 pm

@blue?

whats up with the Dummies who tatt their necks/bodies with names of their boos..then they have to tatt erase the boo names when the relatiosnhip goes south??

to me,when u tatt urself on the neck, u resigned to working in the underground economy,self employement or some other irregular/unofficial hustle or some job which dont require /recognize much mental capacity or trail.

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
1:08 pm

Flavor it sounds like you are into sterotypes instead of getting to know the real person. I guess if I believed plies and the rest of the hype I could post things I’ve heard about other races, but we all know that is ignorant–don’t we??

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
1:08 pm

melo – dont understand that one either. no boos names, married or not, and sure as he!! if we arent married. interesting analysis, and admit i have thought the same thing depending again on what it is. an ace of spades as big as a playing card over your adams apple, really? but i have an egyptian eye on the back of my neck. somehow dont see them in the same category.

Raqi

July 23rd, 2010
1:14 pm

Infamous, you’ve got mail.

Leggs, yeah and I know who it is. That person probably thinks I don’t suspect them of being the one but I do.

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
1:17 pm

You should call them out, maybe they will issue a confession one of these days….

abc

July 23rd, 2010
1:21 pm

Any tattoo of any kind on a woman would inspire me to lose interest. I consider tattoos to be appropriate on sailors and bikers, and that’s about it. Piercings other than 1 in each ear, likewise.

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
1:21 pm

I forgot to add a :wink: to that 1:17

…off to lunch let me go find a salad

Trevor0529

July 23rd, 2010
1:25 pm

I would find it hard to date a women who does not drink at all… I mean who wants to have someone drinking water while you get tipsy? and often times that becomes an issue, becase a lot of folks who don’t drink have a problem when you have more than 1 or 2 beers a week.

@EPO, you make a good point and the extremes you mentioned in your 1:06 post, DAMN!! Best thing to do is keep on looking until you find the right one.

@DD, school is going great. I am slowly adapting to the APA style of writing.

@IDK, what’s up pimpin?

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
1:34 pm

@Raqi ~ Here’s what you know to do. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. That way some ”friends” won’t know you suspect them to be enemies and that you are keeping close to watch them. It’s better that way.”

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
1:37 pm

has anyone seen Salt or Inception?

Trevor0529

July 23rd, 2010
1:41 pm

@blue, my brother gave Inception a thumbs up. I plan on seeing it this weekend.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
1:42 pm

Inception is a good movie.

I have a question, 50 strokes or pumps in 12.8 seconds. There is a difference between a pump and a stroke. LOL

Raqi

July 23rd, 2010
1:42 pm

Leggs, well in this particular case I would have hoped or do hope that rule doesn’t have to apply.

Flavor

July 23rd, 2010
1:43 pm

@ Dirty Diana- yes that is ignorant rock on girl you got it goin on!!! We all need a chance!

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
1:43 pm

You have to think and it will leave you wondering just like Leonardo’s last movie Shutter Island.

Raqi

July 23rd, 2010
1:45 pm

But hell, you never know…

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
1:46 pm

Flavor, were you in the movie BarberShop? LOL

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
1:46 pm

Thanx Trevor.
I liked Shutter Island, had not anticipated from the commercials it going the way that it did. i prefer movies where you have to think. seems Inception is getting all A reviews

blue-7/30

July 23rd, 2010
1:51 pm

alritee, time for me and Fred to check on out, figure out what we are gonna do with our weekend, may check on uall later.

have a good weekend!

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
1:52 pm

@Raqi ~ ok, I hope it doesn’t apply in this case either, but still keep your enemies close!

Salt looks like it’s going to be a great movie.

abc

July 23rd, 2010
1:53 pm

Looking forward to Inception, will wait another week or 2 for the crowds to thin out. Noisy kids can wreck a movie. I hates me some teenagers! Salt, no way, I can’t stand to watch that chick, disgusting.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
1:56 pm

I don’t like Angelia Jolie as an actress so I am going to pass on viewing Salt

Raqi

July 23rd, 2010
1:56 pm

Kimmie, are you here today? I have a comment about this past Hawthorne.

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
2:05 pm

‘You have to think and it will leave you wondering just like Leonardo’s last movie Shutter Island’

Purple – I agree with you there….it definitely isn’t something you can go see with a person who asks a thousand questions. As far as Shutter Island, I pretty much had that figured out on what the real deal was in the movie…

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
2:07 pm

Slim, do you think the end of Shutter Island is debatable? There were two ways to come to that outcome.

Dirty Diana

July 23rd, 2010
2:11 pm

Flavor, I like my white men, so don’t try to be “black” be yourself. Don’t give us vanilla ice, we would rather have Bon Jovi

Dirty Diana

July 23rd, 2010
2:12 pm

Flavor *I meant* I like my white men white

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
2:16 pm

Haaa, haaaa, I was wondering, DirtyD!

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
2:19 pm

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
2:20 pm

I like my women, women. LOL

Dirty Diana

July 23rd, 2010
2:21 pm

Purple I would hope you like your wife, and not women. :wink:

Dirty Diana

July 23rd, 2010
2:22 pm

Blue, have a good weekend. I hope you get Fred under control I was going to ask to ride him, but he seems a bit rough… LOL

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
2:24 pm

talking of etiquette and ‘ladies first’ thang…i was with a lady cop, about to enter the elevator…i cldn’t allow myself to look at her like a lady..i consiously went in first! her face wasnt all that either….so :lol: :lol:

talking of yesteday topic and how some women are so naive….dont know if u caught the story of dude(ceo) from Atl who was shot in NJ by police or visiting for high school re-union stuff.. http://www.cuatlanta.org(or ajc)…….if that happen to my bro, who i know is not stellar, i wld protest heavily if not seek lots of compenasation but Iam not blind to my bro and his shenanegans…when i looked at dude pic..i said hmmmmmmmmm :lol: :lol:

did uall catch the ajc story of the florida twins(5/6 yes) whose father passed as he was sleeping in their trailer park…that story broke my heart..one of the twins was sitting by his dad’s dead body as he lay dead…sad story..i was thinking of my own son as i read that. :sad:

ok,carry on

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
2:28 pm

@Melo ~ that form of condolences would have been heartfelt if they didn’t use it as a form to advertise.

Dirty Diana

July 23rd, 2010
2:29 pm

Melo,

Why did you say Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm when you looked at the pic of dude? I think i know, but I might be wrong.

That is very sad about the twins.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
2:33 pm

Diana, I like women and I look at them and appreciate them. I love AND like my wife, that’s the woman aI get to play with. LOL

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
2:34 pm

Diana, I like you :)

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
2:34 pm

@DirtyD??

dude was shot in the park running from popo coz they wanted to arrest him for being caught in the act(i think with another dude) and he began to threaten popo…. if it were me(clean cut and all to uall) and im caught red handed like that..im doing my best not to threaten my rep.Somebody might have to go down and not me..

family is saying, he aint like that…………….

then i see his pic and i said hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :lol: :lol:

:lol:

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
2:38 pm

Melo, he does look “moist”. So he was in a gay park having sex and got shot after threatening the police? Sissies have no respect for anything. LOL

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
2:39 pm

Except shoes and skinny jeans.

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
2:40 pm

Purple – ‘There were two ways to come to that outcome.’ How did you figure it was going to work out?

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
2:43 pm

Either he was crazy from the start or they actually made him that way.

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
2:47 pm

If his family is saying he’s not like he might have been on the DL cuz he looks mighty “happy” to me.

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
2:51 pm

@Leggs/PR…i dont know about u but dudes who have a bright color schemes on their hair other than regular…i say hmmmmmm.

why u need all the color attention homie??

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
2:52 pm

A lion is a lion is a lion and never a cat, but some men don’t like the “kitty”

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
2:53 pm

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
2:54 pm

Melo, any guy who dies his hair except to hide the grey, or any guy who wears color contacts is “happy”

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
2:57 pm

PP – He seemed crazy from the start if you ask me…after the thing with the wife, he never recovered.

Is today the slowest Friday…just want to fix me a vodka and cran then hit the sack!

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
2:58 pm

This morning on the radio they were talking about how guys categorize females as far as looks go…they came up with Cute…Pretty…Sexy. Is that how you blog men view women or are there some other categories that Cute/Pretty/Sexy doesn’t cover?

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
2:59 pm

Steve Wonder – All I Do is think about you is playing…my favorite!

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
3:02 pm

Purple I like you too :grin:

Also I like that term “happy” as it relates to wearing color contacts.

Melo,

I thought that was his natural hair color, but I could tell he was a Mrs. Man when I saw his pic…yep he “happy”

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
3:04 pm

@PR ~ Did you get your motorcycle yet? The man is no longer on a horse in the commercial, remember? He’s been upgrade to wheels instead of horseshoes….

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:05 pm

Slim, “beautiful” is missing. That covers “cute, pretty and sexy” “Fine”, is nice shape, but looks are lacking. “Good enough”, is how the woman looks after last call at the bar and you have stuck out all night.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:05 pm

Leggs, not yet. LOL

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
3:06 pm

Marvin Gaye ~ Keep on Dancing…

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
3:06 pm

Somebody go get a strob light.

i'm swiss™ (back home in the Swiss Embassy)

July 23rd, 2010
3:07 pm

Ahhhh…. home sweet home…

What’s the topic (or topics) now?

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
3:08 pm

‘“Good enough”, is how the woman looks after last call at the bar and you have stuck out all night’

PP- lol, um how many of those nights have you had?

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
3:09 pm

Anthony Anderson is my bestest comedian/actor..dude is hilarious!

@Dirty?/ If that is dude’s natural hair color,it proly makes him look happy,tgether with his light skin self.

@Slim…??

Cute/Pretty/Sexy and beautiful!

thats how i wld categorize them….

Cute/Pretty/Sexxy for me, is on the nice and wangful type factor…Beautiful(5 star rating) is all that plus the wife in her factor :lol: :lol:

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:10 pm

Swiss, Gay guys who get shot after completing the act in a public park, beautiful women, motorcycles.Old School Soul Music, Leonardo DiCaprio and Dirty Diana is my vixen. :)

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
3:10 pm

@PR ~ my ex text me last night saying “U R Beautiful.” I’ve learned not to respond. I’m told this by a few of my co-workers. Again, I would like this told to me other than by some horny a$$ unhappily married old man. LOLOLOL

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
3:10 pm

PR…I think we like the same kind of women coz u rhyming with me.. see 3.05

Lets arrange a Quad..Me,Yu,Queen and Julia! :lol:

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:13 pm

Slim, I don’t speak english, sorry :)

i'm swiss™ (back home in the Swiss Embassy)

July 23rd, 2010
3:14 pm

I’ll take beautiful women for $500 please, Alex….

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
3:15 pm

Can’t speak English but can type it…that was funny!

i'm swiss™ (back home in the Swiss Embassy)

July 23rd, 2010
3:15 pm

‘“Good enough”, is how the woman looks after last call at the bar and you have stuck out all night’

Slim / PR — Ahh, the ol’ Slump Buster. Sometimes a man’s just gotta fall on that grenade… :lol:

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:15 pm

Melo no quad, but this is what we will do. Send your Queen over here to me and Julia, then I will come over and join you and Queen. LOL

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:17 pm

Leggs, LOL

Swiss, ever been “hoggin”?

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
3:17 pm

a not so pretty face but a nice trim body and good dresser with nice legs….and good cook

bbbbbbbbbbueuuuuuuubbbbbb Beautiful in my book!

(assuming the cootie is washed right)

:lol: :lol:

i'm swiss™ (back home in the Swiss Embassy)

July 23rd, 2010
3:20 pm

PR — Well, I’m making an educated guess at what you mean by “hogging” — but if it means what I think it means, then yes, I’m sad to say, I’ve had that T-shirt (but I gave it to Randy):lol:

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:20 pm

Swiss, I have also. LOL

i'm swiss™ (back home in the Swiss Embassy)

July 23rd, 2010
3:21 pm

“(assuming the cootie is washed right) “

Melo — I think that ↑ is pretty much standard fine print…. :lol:

Flavor

July 23rd, 2010
3:22 pm

@Dirty D- That sounds great-white is white- could you do a little country mixed with the Bonjovi?? lol
@ Purple- rapping is not my forte as well-funny pic though

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:23 pm

Flavor, just having some fun on this slow Friday.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:24 pm

What is proper protocol if engaged and you find out that the cootie is not washed right?

lurker_1

July 23rd, 2010
3:24 pm

drop-dead gorgeous, ie…. Vanessa Williams!!!! past, present, future

i'm swiss™ (back home in the Swiss Embassy)

July 23rd, 2010
3:25 pm

PR — Actually, I can’t even lie… I had one hell of a good time with my… um… Ms. Piggy:lol: Chick was a FAAAA-REAK! :lol: Just had to make sure I snuck out of there without anybody seeing me… :lol: :lol: :lol:

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
3:27 pm

@PR ???? ~ you didn’t know before the engagement…interesting concept. No cootie before engagement. Novel idea.

Anyway, there’s no protocol, it’s called sit down and have that “tough” conversation.

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
3:29 pm

is proper protocol if engaged and you find out that the cootie is not washed right

@PR.. :shock: :evil: :shock:

how do u even get halucinated like that…buying a car without test driving it??

the taste of the puddsy is in the eating…never forget that my broda! :lol:

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
3:29 pm

PR: Baby, we need to talk

SO: What’s going on baby, what’s wrong.

PR: I like fish, but I don’t want to smell every night while I’m sleeping.

SO: ???? Wait, wait one cotton picking minute. Are you saying I stink? Well, your big toe looks like it needs surgery! {{door slams shut}}

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:29 pm

Leggs, engaged as in “during or tight before the act” not engaged as in getting married. LOL

Swiss, heavies have to make it good because that is the only thing they have going for them oink oink

i'm swiss™ (back home in the Swiss Embassy)

July 23rd, 2010
3:30 pm

“What is proper protocol if engaged and you find out that the cootie is not washed right?”

:?: :?

I’m hoping when you say “engaged” you just mean engaged in the act. If that’s the case — assuming you’ve properly executed the belly button test — you are free to analyze the test results an respond appropriately. Obviously a total abort of any oral services is in order, and depending on the severity of the issues, you could either slap an extra rubber on and hope for the best or go for the total abort & fake a heart attack. :lol:

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
3:32 pm

i’m swiss – you always seems to bust in at the right time…boy I needed that wake up laugh…The fact that everyone keeps giving their t-shirts to Randy HAS to cost him a fortune in luggage fees coming from Enland.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:32 pm

Swiss, LOL I am glad you knew what I meant when I said “engaged”

Leggs, LOL

Melo, LMAO

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
3:32 pm

-dead gorgeous, ie…. Vanessa Williams!!!! past, present, future

@lurker_1 ??

untill that herpes burn starts stinging ur wang! :lol:

Lurker_1 : Vaneeeeeessssaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vanessa: what is This :arrow: (at pimpled wang)

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
3:32 pm

@PR ~ ok. Thanks for the clarification. If you plan on “hitting” it again, then you need to gently ask her if she wouldn’t mind freshing up a bit before you continue. Heck, when doing oral there’s nothing wrong with asking for a little more soap and water.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:33 pm

Slim, we need to talk. That fish smell is getting to me, yes the extra rubber was a good idea but it does nothing for your smell.

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
3:34 pm

alright, so what are you people talking about now…..

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:34 pm

If I see a bump anywhere down there, the deal is off. Razor/hair bump my a$$!

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:36 pm

blue, you know I was going to rag on you today, for getting confused yesterday. LOL

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
3:37 pm

@Blue..

has Mr Blue tried the dudu hole pitching with Mrs blue??

i'm swiss™ (back home in the Swiss Embassy)

July 23rd, 2010
3:37 pm

PR — Of course, you could always do a preemptive strike… If you’ve never tasted the cookies, but the chic is too fine not to use as earmuffs, then you could just coyly suggest taking the festivities into the shower before it gets to far along. And then, being the gentleman that you are, wash that puddy right! :lol:

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
3:38 pm

@PR – now is that nice? lol. wasnt confused. got to start teh convo somewhere dontcha? lol

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
3:38 pm

PP – then stop using those Salmon Scented rubbers then…I told you that fad would never catch on….and you’re started to make me smell Sheesh!!!

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:39 pm

Swiss, I risk going in her without a rubber if we are in the shower together. LOL I can not look at all of that and not go all up in here. :)

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
3:39 pm

ok, this God of War II is kicking my @ss, shoulda set it to easy……..

lurker_1

July 23rd, 2010
3:39 pm

“say it aint so” just have to admire from a distant
thanx for the info Melo, don’t need no pimpled wang ( i know double negatives) ;-)

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
3:41 pm

then you could just coyly suggest taking the festivities into the shower before it gets to far along.

@PR…..that one is a good one esp when u take the chic from rthe club to the crib…..

do the shower tgther thang and sample the cootie in there,meanwhile making sure all the bases are water covered.

@Swiss,as always..good call!

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
3:41 pm

‘If I see a bump anywhere down there, the deal is off. Razor/hair bump my a$$!’

PR – This dude i’ve dated has done the OB/GYN exam on me…got all up close and personal with it checking out every crevace, crease, fold etc….lmao…it was a bit weird but I understoon his reason behind it.

Fellas – if a chick is smelly down there, a shower is hardly going to do the trick being that it’s coming from the INSIDE….issues of that nature require medical attention. But as far as men go, WASH DEM NUTZ/BALLS/BITS/MARBLES!!!

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
3:43 pm

I feel sorry for anyone who’s walking around with bits or marbles….

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
3:44 pm

@melo – ok, think i missed a step somewhere, wth? if that what i think it means, id have to remind you im freaky not crazy

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:45 pm

Slim, it’s tilapia flavored not salmon.

Melo, LOL

blue, you started the convo by thinking I was Melo. LOL

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
3:46 pm

Leggs if you had to choose between a guy with BITS versus a dude with a little weenie, what would you pick?

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
3:47 pm

PR – I’d like to try the Chitterlings scented ones next though. When we do it from the backdoor, we won’t know the difference. :lol:

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
3:47 pm

This dude i’ve dated has done the OB/GYN exam on me…got all up close and personal with it

@SlimOne??

after all that exam and lookimng at ur unecited cootie like that, i iwld have to pass on cootie for a cpple of days.

cootie is not pretty to kook at…no wonder when i missile guide my wang in,my head/face is looking up! :lol: :lol:

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:47 pm

blue, GOW2 is easy I beat that last year. GOW3 I have yet to beat

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:49 pm

All balls and no shaft. LOL

Slim, nothing wrong with a pre-inspection

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
3:49 pm

BITS??

Slim?

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
3:50 pm

@SlimOne ~ if the weenie stays little after stiffing up, I would have to go with the one with the bits. I’m not necessarily “freaking” his bits as I am the shaft of his……

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
3:53 pm

@Flavor…that sounds like a nice combo.

@Slim not the exam on you :arrow: somebody must have caused his wang to pus, blister and pimple up. :shock:

@Purple…LOL on that vixen joke…yes I am late.

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
3:56 pm

@PR – naw, i had you straight…speaking of being conversations, my inbox is mysteriously empty…trying to finish up GOW2 now, got sidetracked from it, so i can get to GOW3, got it sitting on the shelf waiting….u may have to help send me some pointers lol.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:56 pm

Diana, do you like to be spanked?

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
3:57 pm

if the weenie stays little after stiffing up, I would have to go with

@Leggs??

is it not OK to just shove the weenie tgether with ur BOB thang in there,that way u increase the friction and enhance the throb….

u think the guy will trip at the competition??

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:58 pm

blue, where are you having problems?

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
3:58 pm

are uall really talking about UDO’s, unidentified dyck objects?

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
3:59 pm

put the BOB in her butt and the wang in her other spot..you can feel the vibrations on your wang. EXPLOSIVE!!

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
4:01 pm

@PR – im in the Palace of the Fates, got stuck in that d@mn room with all the Cerebus’s that spit their spawn at you, along with those blasted gladiators, kept almost getting em all, finished that only to be face with like 80 million cyclops, got them finished off, now trying to figure out where the he!! im supposed to go now

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
4:01 pm

Purple you remember that time when I spanked you and you said #%^$% ?

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:02 pm

blue, it’s better to fight them all from a corner near that room where you get more life.

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
4:02 pm

Disclaimer: That 401 was a joke…no blog rumors please

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
4:02 pm

@Melo ~ I know you don’t believe this, but I don’t have a BOB. I packed my silver bullet up years ago when I was selling my house. I have since tried to find the box I put it in, but gave up and I haven’t purchased another.

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
4:03 pm

This dude i’ve dated has done the OB/GYN exam on me

@Slim??

speaking of that i was wondering and marvelling at ur patience as u lay there,eagle spread waiting anxiously to pass on that exam and do the daaamn thang.

I had a new girl one time cry sob sob sob on me coz we had been trying for weeks to get a decent venue to smash and couldnt and this one time,as she was waiting for me in the car at the motel,came back with the bad news that the motel waz fully booked…..

she just started crying…. :sad: :sad:

I was like :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Baby,i need this as badly as u do…work with me! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:03 pm

Diana, yes and I liked it. :)

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
4:04 pm

@DirtyD ~ we know it was a joke, no need for a disclaimer!

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
4:05 pm

@Melo ~ WOW, crying.

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
4:05 pm

@PR – got them wooped, now where the he!! do i go. standing on this balcony here……
@melo – yall have got to learn how to do the exam without making it feel like an exam lmao

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:07 pm

Diana, that was not you? It must have been Leggs then. LOL

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
4:07 pm

is it not OK to just shove the weenie tgether with ur BOB thang in there,that way u increase the friction and enhance the throb….

Melo, :shock: That was funny as hell I guess that would be a Jane Kennedy snatch.

@purple :wink:

Baby,i need this as badly as u do…work with me!

Melo, did you ever give her some wang? Did she take it well and :cry: again because it was so good

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
4:08 pm

‘after all that exam and lookimng at ur unecited cootie like that, i iwld have to pass on cootie for a cpple of days’

melo – well everyone doesn’t have your POV on ugly cooters…some men find them…sexy holes. lol BITS = little balls.

‘not the exam on you somebody must have caused his wang to pus, blister and pimple up’

Dirty D – from what he says, no…he’s just careful like that I suppose to PREVENT that from ever happening.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:10 pm

I like looking at it up close it is a work of art. Some have picasso’s some have velvet yard sale art work.

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
4:12 pm

Melo, did you ever give her some wang?

@Dirty??

yeah but forgetable…..the ansgt build up was the muth”(&%#$@(*&!

two chics in my lyfetime have done that to me..one cried..the other just cussed me out :lol: coz i had not given it to her good….i was tired after a long plane trip so i only hit her once and then snored to bed….

next morning..she was biaatching,down right cussing me out… :roll: :roll:

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
4:12 pm

@DirtyD ~ you remember Jane Kennedy? Whew, like a frieght train been in that bad boy.

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
4:13 pm

Slim he would have had to find a better way to play doctor on me.

So, is it safe to safe we are having a mild freaky friday??? If so, purple, swiss, slim and melo please turn it up a notch.

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
4:14 pm

“…velvet yard sale art work.” Man, must have been rode hard and put out to shrivel up in the sun.

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
4:14 pm

Little balls ha??

I can understand why Leggs wld take that versus a little weenie….

little balls..Loooooooooooooooong wang……………

little peta Big(Jerry Maguire head) Baaaaaaaaalls! :lol:

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
4:15 pm

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
4:15 pm

’speaking of that i was wondering and marvelling at ur patience as u lay there,eagle spread waiting anxiously to pass on that exam and do the daaamn thang.’

melo – well what you do is as he starts to take a closer look, you slowly lean your pelvic area as close to his mouth as possible. :mrgreen: :lol: Oh and ole girl was crying because she mad she had to wait to try to get some of your baby making juice for them future monthly payments.. lol

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:15 pm

Diana, my BOB in the butt was not good enough?

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
4:16 pm

Maybe the little jellies (balls) make the weenie look long, but in actuality it is just a short, narrow pencil :shock:

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
4:17 pm

‘velvet yard sale art work’

PP – I almost spit out my yogurt. :lol:

melo – OMG….you definitely made me spit out my yogurt (4:14) :lol: :lol: Reminds me of that joke…your dizzle is so little you pee on your nutz.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:18 pm

LOL, what about women who can’t handle it? LOL, go deep and their whole body convulses really quick.

i'm swiss™ (back home in the Swiss Embassy)

July 23rd, 2010
4:18 pm

“So, is it safe to safe we are having a mild freaky friday??? If so, purple, swiss, slim and melo please turn it up a notch.”

Dirty D — Show us your pu$$y.

:lol:

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:18 pm

LOL pee on your nuts

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
4:18 pm

@melo – next morning..she was biaatching,down right cussing me out – hey thats what happens when we’ve been hearing about how good its gonna be, and the performance doesnt exactly live up to the review. when you know you gonna be tired out, gotta watch how much sh!t you talk!

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
4:18 pm

Purple, LOL it was perfecto! And, when I took a big jim out the bag, tied you up and blindfold you….well nevermind Diva told us to clean this sleezy, grimy, s3x machine of a place up.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:19 pm

Swiss, I like your style

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
4:21 pm

@Slim – i like your technique lol
@swiss – straight to the point, gotta love it lol

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
4:21 pm

swiss – ‘Show us your pu$$y’…dayum, you don’t believe any any chaser or lubricant do ya… :lol:

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
4:22 pm

Swiss I just flashed you, I am flashing you now in slowwwwwwwwwwwwww motion.

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
4:22 pm

what about women who can’t handle it……..their whole body convulses really quick.

@PR..that wld be a muth*&&&&&&&^%$#@!

I appreciate a woman who will take my Big powerful deep heavy set dig in throab with a grown woman’s you ooghhh weeeeeee,aggggggghhhhh,my god high pitched groan”!

Really appreeeeeeeciated! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
4:23 pm

Slim…don’t worry Swiss know I like it rough on Fridays

i'm swiss™ (back home in the Swiss Embassy)

July 23rd, 2010
4:24 pm

Dirty D — Ahhh, I see you went with the “landing strip” — classy. Me likey… ;-)

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:25 pm

I’m watching just like a good pervert should

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
4:25 pm

‘what about women who can’t handle it? LOL, go deep and their whole body convulses really quick.’

PR – well what about when she is riding and she sits all the way down and the GUYS body convulses really quick?????!!!!!!! ;-)

i'm swiss™ (back home in the Swiss Embassy)

July 23rd, 2010
4:25 pm

“…dayum, you don’t believe any any chaser or lubricant do ya…”

Slim — I am the lubricant…. ;-)

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:26 pm

I like when they could not handle it, those who are just right even those that made me ask “where’s the consistency?”

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
4:26 pm

perverts, your all perverts……continue..

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
4:26 pm

you don’t believe any any chaser or lubricant do ya

@Slim??

by his own blog testimony,Swiss has a very efficient tongoue!

@blue??

so blue,how do u like to be primed and marinated when u nekked and mr blue is looking at u with red fighting thirsty eyes??

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
4:26 pm

@Purple, I am trying to talk blue into helping me get you off the sideline. j/k

@Thanks Swiss beats :wink:

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:27 pm

Slim, that would be a good.

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
4:27 pm

@melo – a woman who cant handle it, seems a foreign concept…

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
4:28 pm

sits all the way down

@Slim??

all the way down???

Slim,u must have the Boston, Big dig channel on u??

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:30 pm

Told you all my blog bucket list, Diana, Slim and Leggs.

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
4:30 pm

@DD – tag team lol j/k
@melo – primed and marinate…lets just say mr.blue has big hands, bigs hands have big fingers…..

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
4:31 pm

a woman who cant handle it, seems a foreign concept

@Blue??

i had a chic who seems to have a torn pelvic or some about her…

when ever i i got in deep,she felt umcofy….

i hope she got medical treatment for that..seemed to be in pain all the time

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:32 pm

I’m about to have a menege 3 LOL

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:34 pm

I dated a girl once who could do splits with her legs straight out to the sides, would have her doing that on the couch on the bed. Great position to enter

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
4:34 pm

melo – i’m just sayin’…yall aren’t the only ones to make folks convulse rapidly like an Ak 47 lololol And to be honest, some dudes give yall a bad name by false advertising. They do a helluva marketing job but once you try the product out, you’re left feeling like you could’ve just had a V8 lol

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
4:34 pm

@melo – that is unfortunate. poor ting, gotta get the puddy strong first b4 you try to head to the big leagues…

DreamsMaterialize

July 23rd, 2010
4:36 pm

Damn I don’t know what I just walked into, but I like it. lol Double D’s flashing cats. Slim making dudes convulse. Shyte can I get next? ;-)

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
4:36 pm

melo – she might have had a tilted pelvis…make it hard to enjoy the horizontal tango as well as hard to have a natural birth.

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
4:39 pm

strong first b4 you try to head to the big leagues…

@Blue???

altho i can tell u,there is nothing as rewarding as bringing a chic up to the big leagues..starting when u crash in there on a brand new new…

then work it slowly and slowly a cpple times,gradually opening the vejay untill she dont cry faintly anymore but lfts me up with her butt as she curves that waist and butt,enjoying the throbbbbs,taking a throb and throbing back….. :lol: :lol:

YES Muuuuuuuuuuuuuum..U have arrived! :lol: :lol:

Madear

July 23rd, 2010
4:42 pm

Y’all nasty as hell and that damn Slim act like she seeing rabbits.

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
4:43 pm

melo – Do you have your computer mic on? Could’ve sworn I heard you just BUSSSS over there on that last post. :lol:

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
4:44 pm

‘that damn Slim act like she seeing rabbits’

????

Madear

July 23rd, 2010
4:45 pm

You heard me Slim Cootie Cat or what the hell eva – stay away from da shyt!

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
4:46 pm

who is the blog puddsy statistician and points man?????….

Im not sure what my puddsy count is now! :lol: :lol:

my WPI

or wang puddsy innnings! :lol: :lol:

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
4:46 pm

@Slim – i think he did lol.
@melo – need a sandwich now? lol

Madear

July 23rd, 2010
4:47 pm

Y’all know Madear getting a lil ole – but them pretty gurls act like some hos dont they?

DreamsMaterialize

July 23rd, 2010
4:47 pm

Y’all nasty as hell and that damn Slim act like she seeing rabbits.
What happens when you see rabbits? Is that a psychological condition? You think it’s Easter all the time?

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
4:48 pm

@Slim – that false advertising, lol. see em over there thinking there really working something, and all you need to do is cough to make them start sweating lol

Madear

July 23rd, 2010
4:48 pm

Melo – you going to HELL wit gasoline draws – let me call my friend Peaches.

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
4:50 pm

whered PR go? was thinking about his split chick…gotta wonder how long she had to stretch for that one….

Madear

July 23rd, 2010
4:50 pm

Dreams boy quit asking so many damn questions! And Purp you next.

lurker_1

July 23rd, 2010
4:51 pm

you can’t win a spitting contest with a llama

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:51 pm

blue, she could do splits with no stretching

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:52 pm

Next for what?

DreamsMaterialize

July 23rd, 2010
4:52 pm

Dreams boy quit asking so many damn questions!
Does your moniker mean you’re a cross-dresser, transvestite type, or do you just like bad plays?

Madear

July 23rd, 2010
4:52 pm

Yea, I been knowing that Purp boy since he was 5 years old. He made it rain back then too – peeing in the bed, boy I hope you cured by now.

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
4:52 pm

‘Y’all know Madear getting a lil ole – but them pretty gurls act like some hos dont they?’

Madear – who do you think the learned it from? They learned it by watching YOU. I personally think the worst h0’s are them Old h0’s…still thinking they got it like that. SPeaking of which, when you gonna give me back my Osh Kosh BGosh blue jean shawts back?

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
4:53 pm

Throwing bag of quotes in the air…sombody catch without hurting anyone.

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
4:53 pm

they

‘or do you just like bad plays?’

HA HA HA HA Ooohhhh In yo Face!

DreamsMaterialize

July 23rd, 2010
4:53 pm

Next for what?
PRain her moniker is “Madear”. Think of the Winston Jerome episode of Boondocks and that should answer your question. LOL

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
4:54 pm

Madear – anybody ever told you that you’re a very Handsome Lady? :lol:

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
4:54 pm

@SlimOne ~ how I know you’ll come back with a doosey…old ho’s still thinking they got it like that. Whew!

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
4:54 pm

@lurker – thats the way to work llama into everyday conversation
@PR – d@mn, got to admit i cant do a complete split. thow i will say grabbing the ankles with stilettos on, @ss up in the air seems to be a fan favorite too

Madear

July 23rd, 2010
4:55 pm

Slim – Hell naw just like you neva git back that Slim Coot Cat after all them dudes you been wit.

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
4:55 pm

@Slim One ~ and, Handsome Lady!

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
4:55 pm

Madear

July 23rd, 2010
4:56 pm

Slim yo daddy told me that.

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
4:57 pm

Dang, a cat fight busted out of nowhere!!!

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
4:57 pm

am i the only one who is shaking their head? lol

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
4:57 pm

you neva git back that Slim Coot Cat after all them dudes you been wit.

@Madear??

are u saying that coz u got a cold wind blowng down ur gaping dudu hole??

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Madear

July 23rd, 2010
4:57 pm

Leggs you take you behind on home before you get in trouble.

DreamsMaterialize

July 23rd, 2010
4:58 pm

am i the only one who is shaking their head? lol
Naw I think everyone is. Madear got those 80’s Andrew Dice Clay jokes. lol

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
4:58 pm

Madear

July 23rd, 2010
4:58 pm

Melo you was not talkin that trash last week when you tried to pick me up at the Piggly Wiggly – Keep it one hunnid

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
4:59 pm

‘just like you neva git back that Slim Coot Cat after all them dudes you been wit’

If you would’ve said, after all them chicks you been wit, you might’ve had a point but since you didn’t….QUIT LYING. ;-)

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
4:59 pm

Dreams, Ok I get it now, LOL

Madear

July 23rd, 2010
5:00 pm

Dreams my azz – you need to wake yo azz up it’s more like nightmare.

i'm swiss™ (back home in the Swiss Embassy)

July 23rd, 2010
5:00 pm

“u got a cold wind blowng down ur gaping dudu hole??”

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The hits keep on coming…

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
5:00 pm

I was very confused, I thought that was just someone being trying to be mean. LOL

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
5:00 pm

ok, i was having more fun with the pervert talk than the cat fight, can we go back to the last conversation now? :)

Madear

July 23rd, 2010
5:01 pm

Slim dont hate me cause im bootieful!

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
5:02 pm

@blue ~ blog is about to close.

DreamsMaterialize

July 23rd, 2010
5:02 pm

Dreams my azz – you need to wake yo azz up it’s more like nightmare.
I guess a funny joke is a nightmare for you, cuz you haven’t come near one.

Madear

July 23rd, 2010
5:02 pm

Okay – well good night – y’all some bad azz kidz.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
5:02 pm

Madear you are so old that your social security number is 000-00-0001

SlimOne...bah humbug

July 23rd, 2010
5:03 pm

I’m about to bounce good peeps….

BTW, Madear, you’re only supposed to use ONE arse suppository at once…not the whole box.

yall have a superb weekend!

i'm swiss™ (back home in the Swiss Embassy)

July 23rd, 2010
5:03 pm

“ok, i was having more fun with the pervert talk than the cat fight, can we go back to the last conversation now?”

So be it, blue. Now show us your pu$$y.

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
5:04 pm

The things in life that mean the most have no price tag!

Good night!

@PR ~ that SS# joke was hilarious!

DreamsMaterialize

July 23rd, 2010
5:04 pm

Slim dont hate me cause im bootieful!
See it’s Tyler Perry after all!

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
5:05 pm

@PR – surrounded by medusas now, and i used all my magic with hthe d@mn zombie skeletons
@Leggs – darn, guess i’ll have to get my gratuitious nudity elsewhere
@Slim – nite!!

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
5:05 pm

…I go to a meeting and comeback with grand ma ma in here.

I am going to still talk nasty, though. that old buzzard fingering ‘dem dere catfish hairs on that snatch.

@DreamsM wassup man?

@Slim not osh kosh

@blue don’t worry it is a regular

@Melo it is too hot for them gasoline draws just go nekkid

DreamsMaterialize

July 23rd, 2010
5:05 pm

Good night ya’ll. Try to stay out of that heat

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
5:06 pm

Drink plenty of water and watch your liquor intake. Liquor and all this heat can have you participating in field sobriety test!!!!

DreamsMaterialize

July 23rd, 2010
5:07 pm

Double D’s I’m good. ’bout to go somewhere and do a couple shots of tequila. lol

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
5:07 pm

OMG @ DirtyD ~ “Shyt that old buzzard fingering ‘dem dere catfish hairs on that snatch.”

Don’t know if I laughed louder at “old buzzard” or “catfish hairs” or “snatch”. But all in one sentence is PRICELESS!

i'm swiss™ (back home in the Swiss Embassy)

July 23rd, 2010
5:09 pm

PR — Yeah, I was thinking of trying that on Mrs. Swiss, too. Of course, I’ve been gone all week, so she’ll be expecting it… :lol:

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
5:09 pm

@swiss – gotta work your way up to the puddy, start ya with some bOObies, jiggle jiggle

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
5:10 pm

blue, you have to save some before you get to the medusa’s but just whip there butts and keep jumping around and you can beat them

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
5:10 pm

@Dreams – i want tequila….

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
5:11 pm

@PR – using the golden fleece. they dont seem to like that lol

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
5:14 pm

DreamsM I thought you were getting ready to tell me to meet you for a sangria.

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
5:15 pm

Have a good evening gang, I am going to go _____________ fill in the blank.

Purple Rain

July 23rd, 2010
5:17 pm

catfish hair, LOL ouch

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
5:18 pm

@Purple I guess I should have said whiskers and she rolls them up on pink sponge hair rollers. She freeze curling them things.

LMAO…let me go cut a fool.

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
5:19 pm

got em, i am medusa free….the whole bit was just wrong, catfish hair and all. will say yall are creative

Dirty Diana ♠

July 23rd, 2010
5:22 pm

Purple that is funny as hell. I can see her now taking it out too soon, and that thin layer of ice burst on the first thrust now Madear have pee pee and ice water on her knee hi’s

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
5:24 pm

You guys are brutal, but funny…

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
5:24 pm

ok, mr.blue is sitting next to me here on the couch wondering what is funny that im turning pink from laughing. shame on yall

Leggs

July 23rd, 2010
5:27 pm

@blue ~ turn your computer off and turn Mr. Blue on!

blue-7/30-at the homestead hiding from the heat

July 23rd, 2010
5:30 pm

@Leggs – deciding whether or not he deserves it at the moment, lol

Melo

July 23rd, 2010
5:36 pm

that freezer hard killed it for me

LMAOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF