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Top ten dating rules for vacations

I have officially shaken my birthday blues off and I am actually looking forward to the big day next Monday. I plan to have a wonderful, fun-filled trip to Florida. I will relax and read, soak up some sun, and most of all flirt like a professional! I’m talking shameless, nothing to lose “boy macking” behavior.

Vacations have a way of loosening some of your inhibitions, don’t they? That is the great thing about taking vacations, you can forget all your worries and focus on having a good time.

Vacations are supposed to be fun but sometimes it doesn’t always work out that way. I can recall a few “when keeping it real goes wrong” trips. I made a wrong move (told an older woman I was alone) and ended up stuck with jerk (her son!) on a boat for the weekend. Or the time when I landed in the midst of a couple’s retreat as I was going solo. Fun times, oy.

What is the best vacation you ever had? Did you go alone or with friends? You guys may know that I am not a huge fan of dating rules, so to speak. I admit that perhaps there is something to be said for being “grown up” and adhering to a few guidelines to avoid any problems.

What would you list as your top ten dating tips or rules for summer vacations? Do you believe that being away from your normal world allows you explore a different side of your personality?

Have you ever been on vacation and did something totally out of character for you?

371 comments Add your comment

professor

June 24th, 2010
3:44 pm

Save yourself the work and some money and get a hooker right her in ATL! She knows what the deal is and you get your rocks off! Plain and simple!

BMW Well said, I used to call it social prostitution. Dude don’t want to pay for a trick, instead he gets her hair done :arrow: hanky panky. smdh

Melo

June 24th, 2010
3:45 pm

I’m not taking a chick on a trip that I’ve not already been intimate with

@Dreamz??

I have…my friends knew i had a gift of garb and a touch of diplomacy and suave when it came to negotiating for puddsy… :lol:

Besides,its a fun trip and u on vacation..just be easy..sometimes high stakes pudssy and pre-negotiations are waay more fun than puddsy on demand. :lol:

@Leggs ….IDIOT!

did she give it up and complain after she came back??

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

June 24th, 2010
3:46 pm

BMW – You can pay for my Lobster and I may reward you with a free feel. If you play ya cards right…

For Real (Rough Talked Him aka Git, Git)

June 24th, 2010
3:47 pm

“Save yourself the work and some money and get a hooker right her in ATL! She knows what the deal is and you get your rocks off! Plain and simple!” – You missing half of the point. Yes getting your rocks off is the point but getting your rocks off with a chick you like in a cool as city now that’s the ish. Awww dayum where is my towel?

mqew (29 days till Kennedy is here!!!)

June 24th, 2010
3:49 pm

For Real – Bubble wrap? LOL

Randyt (home from the land where men are men and sheep are scared)

June 24th, 2010
3:51 pm

@ For Real

Good point. The farther the distance, the harder the wood. Getting it on in a strange or exotic place with someone yo are attracted to is as good as it gets. So still a good idea to be sure you both are on the same page.

Melo

June 24th, 2010
3:52 pm

Nothing went down, and he already knew. I think saying something cleared the air and made the trip cool.

@Proff??

dont count on it!

No does not necessariuly mean No to most dudes,including myself. No and then u go on a trip with me means(to us) u may slip when we frolick and then blame it(to ur girls as u tell them) that “It jes happened in the moment.

We are always mindful of the games some of uall play so we happily accept No,but with a pinch of salt!

@PR..I cant believe that video…if a horse can phluck a girl, i bet many women phluck their pooches then.

@BMW a hwre on cleveland avenue does not present the same thrill as the phine azz,leggy chic that is the talk of the town. No wonder we are prepared to pay for the all expenses trip for uall.

Black Magic Woman

June 24th, 2010
3:52 pm

“Black Magic Woman, girls are not always safe to travel with. They will try and sleep with another woman also.”

I travel with my HETEROSEXUAL girls and we have been friends for a while so I know that will not happen. But we each pay our part and we owe nobody…NADA!

LEROY…Like I said….I don’t do trips with guys. I did it once and hated it. I want to enoy the vacation by site seeing and doing very touristy things. So by the time I get back to my room…I bathe and go to bed…to sleep! And when I am sleepy I do NOT want to be bothered! I have had guys offer to take me away. I thankfully decline because I know what they want and it’s sad that they have alterior motives! Be upfront! “Hey I am taking you away so we can screw in a new place”! Don’t BS me! Because now you are insulting my intelligence!

Leggs

June 24th, 2010
3:52 pm

@Melo ~ I told her if she accepted his airfare and hotel room, she’s consenting to sexing with. It’s a yes or a no. She accepted the ticket. They were an item for a few months. Then the name calling commenced!!!

Melo

June 24th, 2010
3:58 pm

Mail call(2)

@PR.. Ia m positive,that lady’s nana never went back to normal after that horse romp! :lol:

incredulous…and she has tatoos on her bootie all over….

shes wild craaawzy! :lol:

It's me....lurker

June 24th, 2010
3:58 pm

BMW….go head girl..lol

Lady J-I'm Free!

June 24th, 2010
4:00 pm

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

June 24th, 2010
4:00 pm

BMW – Well thats the difference cause when we go we would have already exchanged Fcuk Faces.. Thats a sucka move to try and get you out of the country to get some. Yep I wouldve have already seen your O’face before we step anywhere near an airport..

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
4:01 pm

Melo, look at the homepage of that site,all sorts of animals and women.

LURKER (The most interesting LURKER on The MIA blog)

June 24th, 2010
4:02 pm

What it do people? What it do? YES!!!!!!!!

I see some of you women need to read the man law book.

Man Law number 13….States the following if you are going on trip with a man you are required to give up said bootey. Bootey must be good and ready at all times while on vacation with a man. YES
:smile:

Melo

June 24th, 2010
4:03 pm

Hey I am taking you away so we can screw in a new place”! Don’t BS me! Because now you are insulting my intelligence!

@BMW…..seems like u like the truth that much???

If a guy propositioned to date u and said, “i wanna be ur boyfriend,hope u like me,then eventually we can phluck and phluck” wld u appreciate his honesty and accept if u liked him or u wld despise him for his use of gutter lingo and being ungentlemanly and pass,even if he seemed such a nice guy??

i anxiously await ur repsonse :lol:

@Leggs..I hate adult women like that who seem so naive.

Melo

June 24th, 2010
4:07 pm

@PR..do these things actually happen here in america..animal sexx?

LURKER (The most interesting LURKER on The MIA blog)

June 24th, 2010
4:09 pm

YEAH right professor, we know you were bumping uglies till the break of dawn…..A big YEAH for ya!
:wink: It was more like don;t stop get it, get it, don’t stop get it, get it! YESSS

Lady J-Play time baby!

June 24th, 2010
4:10 pm

7 more days and I’ll be in New Orleans kicking it for Essence Festival.

Lady J-Play time baby!

June 24th, 2010
4:11 pm

waving @ professor!!!!! :)

Poppa Grande

June 24th, 2010
4:12 pm

Melo…

She’d get that blade from underneath her tongue, and cut that dude.

Melo

June 24th, 2010
4:12 pm

@Lady j..we talking sexx buddies and travel right now,dont try to change the subject! :lol:

Lady J-Play time baby!

June 24th, 2010
4:13 pm

hmmmm yall have schooled me on this alone trip…..pondering that adventure!!!!!! where can I go all by myself….lol…….it may be paradise island I want to go so bad an dit is not high……hmmmmm…….

DreamsMaterialize

June 24th, 2010
4:13 pm

Well said, I used to call it social prostitution.
I thought it was just called Dating. lol

Lady J-Play time baby!

June 24th, 2010
4:13 pm

melo pay me no mind honey…..lol ;)

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
4:14 pm

Lady J, how are you :) ?

Poppa Grande

June 24th, 2010
4:15 pm

Dreams

I thought it was just called Dating. lol

I know right.

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
4:15 pm

Melo, I have no idea if they do or do not. Probably so, America only comes in second to Bangkok in terms of freaky people IMO. LOL

Lady J-Play time baby!

June 24th, 2010
4:17 pm

I am good PR!!!!! how are you honey!!!!

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
4:19 pm

Dreams, Poppa Grande You two are right because if a guy is not spending money he is not going to get a date or any sex. No matter how you spin it. Doesn’t matter if that money is spent on gifts, movies or food. If it is not being spent you are not getting it. So dating is social prostitution. LOL

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
4:20 pm

Lady J, I am well. I have not done a bit of work today, so that means it is going to be a long night.

Leggs

June 24th, 2010
4:20 pm

“@Leggs..I hate adult women like that who seem so naive.

SO DO I!

Lady J-Play time baby!

June 24th, 2010
4:23 pm

PR I have been working all day and now DONE with this class! I am happy with the end results!!!! Enjoy your long night!!!!!

Poppa Grande

June 24th, 2010
4:23 pm

So dating is social prostitution.

I don’t disagree. Nothing in life is free. So, to get something you have to give something. That goes for just about everything in life. Just like with a prostitute, there is a price paid.

Melo

June 24th, 2010
4:23 pm

If it is not being spent you are not getting it.

@PR..thats when they are quick to call him an azz hole all coz he refused to pay for dinner? LMAO …game?? and then u angle for bootey u called azz hole again….

BMW..is wromg for that!

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
4:24 pm

Who here has been on a trip with someone of the opposite gender and did not think that sex was going to happen?

Who here has been out of town by themselves and think sex was not going to happen? LOL You can change your online alias to answer this one. :)

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
4:27 pm

Pay to play, some women just have more high powered brokers than others, some can be had for a discount and some can be had for free. LOL

Poppa Grande

June 24th, 2010
4:27 pm

PRain…I will say that I the trip to Rio was even better thanks to the working girls with business card.

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
4:29 pm

I don’t mind spending LOL :)

“I’ve got money to blooow..ooo.ooo.oooooooo”

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
4:30 pm

Poppa Grande, :)

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
4:31 pm

No reason for a woman to ever be broke, some sap will pay, wine and dine her pay her bills just on the hope that he may one day get some. LOL

Doc

June 24th, 2010
4:32 pm

10. As others stated, limit contact with home. Drama will be there when you return,

9. Pay attention to your date; he/she will reveal some things (good and bad ). A trip often solidifies how I feel about someone (extended time means less opportunity to hide/run).

8. Must take great music if it is a road trip. Consult date to make sure you have something for her. ( I am male so the rest of by pronouns will be her or she :) ).

7. List must do activities beforehand. Discuss your list with her.

6. Talk about expenses beforehand.

5. Let her choose the hotel after agreeing on budget. I hate the idea of choosing something I am comfortable with but…..

4. Take your favorite beverage with you (can save a lot versus buying locally or at the bar).

3. Pay Cash.

2. Have Fun!

1. Have Fun and save deep talks for later!

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
4:33 pm

And the rule regarding sex on vacation is if, you did not take that person with you from your city of departure does not count towards your total of life sex partners. LOL…unless you catch a disease

Melo

June 24th, 2010
4:34 pm

@PR…i have gone with a girl on a trip and came back empty handed,once or twice.

But the sexual diplomatic negotiations/efforts were appreciated,nevertheless…..the gift of a trip itself was included as a bonus on future sexx miles and i appreciate that. :lol: :lol:

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
4:35 pm

Melo, :) . I do not mind paying for something that is valuable or doing a little “investing” in future trades. LOL

LURKER (The most interesting LURKER on The MIA blog)

June 24th, 2010
4:38 pm

Look if you go on vacation with me, you are not allow to wear any panties while we are on vacation. We could be walking under a sparkling waterfall and the mode strike me BMW……You know what time that is don’t ya…………AS FOR REAL would say ZIPPPPPPPPPPPPP! YEAHHHHH

Like the Soul Train song goes…..Let’s get it on it’s time to get down!!!!!!!!!!!! ZIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP, More ZIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Look women you know you want it,So be like SexyCool and just give it up on DEMAND ZIPPPPPPPPPP! YEAH :smile:

Black Magic Woman

June 24th, 2010
4:48 pm

MELO….yes I like truth. I hate sugarcoating and dancing around stuff. Just spit it out!

PURPLE Rain…I just don’t do it. My vavcation will NOT be a Phuck Fest. I wanted to work I wouldn’t go on vacation!

I don’t even allow a man in my home unless I want to screw. Because for some reason men think if you are alone in his place or yours that it’s going down. So since miniture male brains can’t think past their junk….I will not allow the playground!

Melo

June 24th, 2010
4:48 pm

Bullock & James talking

cocaine Sexx is a hell of a drug!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Melo

June 24th, 2010
4:50 pm

if Hilary could do it,Bullock can did(not do) it too!

Leggs

June 24th, 2010
4:55 pm

BMW ~ can you leave the end of the day quote…gotta run to mailroom? Thank you!