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Top ten dating rules for vacations

I have officially shaken my birthday blues off and I am actually looking forward to the big day next Monday. I plan to have a wonderful, fun-filled trip to Florida. I will relax and read, soak up some sun, and most of all flirt like a professional! I’m talking shameless, nothing to lose “boy macking” behavior.

Vacations have a way of loosening some of your inhibitions, don’t they? That is the great thing about taking vacations, you can forget all your worries and focus on having a good time.

Vacations are supposed to be fun but sometimes it doesn’t always work out that way. I can recall a few “when keeping it real goes wrong” trips. I made a wrong move (told an older woman I was alone) and ended up stuck with jerk (her son!) on a boat for the weekend. Or the time when I landed in the midst of a couple’s retreat as I was going solo. Fun times, oy.

What is the best vacation you ever had? Did you go alone or with friends? You guys may know that I am not a huge fan of dating rules, so to speak. I admit that perhaps there is something to be said for being “grown up” and adhering to a few guidelines to avoid any problems.

What would you list as your top ten dating tips or rules for summer vacations? Do you believe that being away from your normal world allows you explore a different side of your personality?

Have you ever been on vacation and did something totally out of character for you?

371 comments Add your comment

AmazonRed™ - lives for travel

June 24th, 2010
2:35 pm

Ared: That’s not cold. It’s called pre-marital property and thang God for that.

For Real – she’s getting HIS premarital property.

Leggs

June 24th, 2010
2:38 pm

@RandyT ~ :lol: you are absolutely right. Surprised nobody thought of the monthly cycle before now. Excellent point!

Melo

June 24th, 2010
2:39 pm

@Randyt!!

that monthly circle one is on point. U know thats one of the Big thangs single guys wld be looking forward to doing on the trip and u dont wanna mess the trip up later.

I planned a 3 day trip once with girl in my single days and she totally brushed me off for 2 days..i was like :evil: ..then i cut the trip off by a day and when we went back to the city,that nite she rode me like :roll and i was wow now!!….are u serious. I still dont know why she did that coz all was seemed clear! :lol:

Timeless

June 24th, 2010
2:42 pm

Purple Rain, you expected Italy to qualify, given how they were playing? The only thing they are good at this year is diving!

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

June 24th, 2010
2:42 pm

Randy – He was caught in the act by the owner with his dirty PJs on with the fly open and a strong odor… Disgusting..

AmazonRed™ - lives for travel

June 24th, 2010
2:58 pm

Yuck. There goes lunch. :?

Black Magic Woman

June 24th, 2010
3:02 pm

My one and only vacation rule…..

DON’T TAKE SAND TO THE BEACH!!!!!!

professor

June 24th, 2010
3:03 pm

Randyt and DK, you guys know this was not his first time. Oh yea, and the lady making those allegations against Al Gore was interesting as well. Who gets their belly massaged :???:

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

June 24th, 2010
3:06 pm

Oh and trip ettiquette. Women dont go on a trip and not expect to not give it up. Dudes dont take a chick on a trip you aint already boinking. Write down plans for what you want to do and what she wants to do and try to hit as many from each list as you can you know one for you and one for me. Everything else will work it out because the environment will make it easy. Some places just make you wanna get it on.. Florence Italy was one of those trips where I was mad I didnt bring a chick with me.. Buenos Aires was another spot but umm Buenos turned out to be nice and friendly..

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
3:07 pm

Timeless, Italy usually starts off slow and builds momentum. So yes I expected them to qualify, did you watch them play this morning?

Randyt, that gives new meaning to “horse booty” or “donkey butt”

AmazonRed™ - lives for travel

June 24th, 2010
3:09 pm

Buenos Aires was another spot but umm Buenos turned out to be nice and friendly..

Ew…. :lol:

Melo

June 24th, 2010
3:13 pm

Who gets their belly massaged

@Proff??

these older cats dont have the sexual suave of the younger generations. So rather than ask the lady if she will give him extras with the massage,he comes in with a rather sly move/request of a stomach massage,then hypes some moans as if to entice her to take her panties off and start giving him a blow job….thats lame!

just say u want some,”how much extra do I pay”???

How hard is that??? :lol: :roll:

DreamsMaterialize

June 24th, 2010
3:14 pm

Everyone
Cabrini Green was no joke.
Parts of Detroit’s east side look like Beirut, probably as many murders too.
The Jungles in LA had me a little shook ’cause I thought I was getting set up.
Lower 9th ward in New Orleans is probably the most depressing neighborhood in the states that I’ve ever been to.

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
3:15 pm

Horses sleep standing up, so this guy must:
A) Be tall as heck to have sex with a horse, do you know how high that area sits off of the ground?
B) Be very sneaky to sneak up behind a horse and penetrate.

I don’t believe he did that. He may have been up to something but sex with a horse? I have seen videos with women having sex with a horse but not a guy giving “it” to a horse.

After research I am a believer that he did have sex with the horse. He is a news snippet of a guy in Carolina who got 3 years in prison for having sex with a horse, the owner caught him on video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yEicIkTivc

Melo

June 24th, 2010
3:16 pm

Oh and trip ettiquette. Women dont go on a trip and not expect to not give it up

@DK…if women cld be more coperative!

they know that the dude expects some,but i bet some are willing to let him pay for the all inclusive trip and yet they dont want to give it up.

If u aint giving it up and are gung ho about it,dont accept his invite!

I second that DK!

Melo

June 24th, 2010
3:17 pm

I have seen videos with women having sex with a horse

PK??

IS THAT A TYPO??

AmazonRed™ - lives for travel

June 24th, 2010
3:17 pm

My HS boyfriend was from the Jungles in L.A. I never saw what the big deal was but then again he lived right at the entrance and not further inside. :lol:

professor

June 24th, 2010
3:19 pm

At Melo that is crazy to me. Asking someone to rub your tummy while moaning. My scardy cat tail would have ran out on that sucker. Melo we need to get you an advice column or something, so you can school these folks VP’s and wannabee’s.

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
3:19 pm

Melo, that is not a typo. I was just intrigued after I heard about it. I looked it up and there she was having her way with a horse. It was actually very gross and made me sick to my stomach.

For Real (Rough Talked Him aka Git, Git)

June 24th, 2010
3:20 pm

Completely off Topic:

Jobs created while GWB was in office: 1 million jobs in 8yrs!!!!

US Debit at the end of 2008: 10.6 Trillion dollars

DreamsMaterialize

June 24th, 2010
3:21 pm

they know that the dude expects some,but i bet some are willing to let him pay for the all inclusive trip and yet they dont want to give it up.
I’m not taking a chick on a trip that I’ve not already been intimate with. She might as well go with her girls.

mqew (29 days till Kennedy is here!!!)

June 24th, 2010
3:23 pm

Cabrini Green hunh? LOL for real cause my brother loved him some ghetto chick that lived there. Mind you, we lived in a west suburb. I hated going to pick him up there. I guess it’s scarier for dudes though LOL.

DreamsM – Spent a lot of time in the Lower nine (Backa-town) in the NO as my SO’s grandmother lived there, and I must say that the West Side of Chicago got em beat as far as depressing goes…

Kym-Counting down to my first trip to the Big Easy.

June 24th, 2010
3:24 pm

PoppaG..it is not often that I am at a lost for words..but some how I am not feeling that little stunt David Wolfe pulled this afternoon with the “woman” who killed the Gov’s intern Saturday night. I know she says she doesn’t want sympathy but that tactic was exactly what she was trying to drum up. Standing there crying about how sorry she was..three times the legal limit!! She took that young man’s life..okay maybe I am not at such a lost for words..but this stunt is not cool.. 5 to 15 is all they are talking about? Really? Ugh!!!

mqew (29 days till Kennedy is here!!!)

June 24th, 2010
3:24 pm

I just found out the birthdate of my lil one will be July 23rd! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! A whole week early. It’s beginning to feel alot like Xmas :-)

AmazonRed™ - lives for travel

June 24th, 2010
3:28 pm

mqew – Who told you that? God? :lol:

For Real (Rough Talked Him aka Git, Git)

June 24th, 2010
3:29 pm

Kym: She is going after the time honored “Woman’s Credit” that women get when they go to court. I bet you $20 she claims to be a battered woman by some dude.

mqew (29 days till Kennedy is here!!!)

June 24th, 2010
3:30 pm

Raqi – I have a question for you madame. If you don’t mind, can I get your email addy or I can give you mine. Please let me know what works for you. Thank you in advance.

Leggs

June 24th, 2010
3:30 pm

@DreamsM/Melo and anyone other guy who feels this way. I have a gf who went to Hawaii (all expense paid trip) to meet a classmate she hadn’t seen in decades. Told her if she didn’t expect him between her legs at some point, she better not accept the trip. She hemmed and hollered about she hadn’t seen him in so long. Then don’t accept the airline ticket….IDIOT!

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
3:30 pm

mqew, :) I did not know that you were with child. Do you think whoever told you that date can pick me some lottery numbers? LOL

DreamsMaterialize

June 24th, 2010
3:30 pm

I never saw what the big deal was but then again he lived right at the entrance and not further inside.
I didn’t even know what the Jungles were when I first moved to LA. I met a chick when I was at the Santa Monica pier, we talked on the phone, and planned a date. She gave me her address and directions. I turn in and made a few turns here and there. When I got to her spot, there were a bunch of dudes standing around. I started to park and one dude approached my window while a couple other cats walked around the back of my car. I peeled out, and when I called ol’ girl to ask what was up, her phone just kept going straight to voicemail. I found out later that I was in the Jungles.

Kym-Counting down to my first trip to the Big Easy.

June 24th, 2010
3:31 pm

@For Real I don’t care what credit she is claim..she hit and killed a young man with her drunk tail speeding down Peachtree..it makes me sick!!

AmazonRed™ - lives for travel

June 24th, 2010
3:32 pm

I wondered why that girl would throw the press conference to speak. But I do feel sympathy now. I’m sure all of us have driven impaired thinking we were fine. I have no idea what my blood alcohol level is when I get in the car, I just think I’m cool.

So it was a smart move. I’m a robot but still feel for her and the victim of course.

At least she didn’t flee the scene like Easter girl did.

mqew (29 days till Kennedy is here!!!)

June 24th, 2010
3:33 pm

Ared – You know it’s not old school any more if you so choose. So, I chose to have a C-Section :-) My first happened that way, but not by choice. It was so easy…. Well, why not push the Easy Button again :-)

Melo

June 24th, 2010
3:33 pm

I looked it up and there she was having her way with a horse

@PR..was she licking a horse wang or the horse was actually having coitus on her,giving her a big bang bounce, chop chop chop??(with the buttocks ofcourse) :lol: a hoirse is huge, i cant see that happening..u gott a video too??

@Proff. get you an advice column or something……..u know u can make money with anything here in america and I got a small loot to start a small consulting company like that for the Big boys,if ever my role here becomes redundant and they lay me off!
These big cats loaded with loot dont know how to enjoy some of the luxuries we commoners take foro granted nor do they have the communication skills.

Randyt (home from the land where men are men and sheep are scared)

June 24th, 2010
3:34 pm

I wonder if the horses gave their consent? Re the ladies and the horses, it hasn’t been that long ago, and maybe still is, where one of the biggest shows in Tijuana was the girl and the donkey. Not my taste and never would be, but some people apparently get a strange thrill out of seeing that kind of thing. People will do about anything if the money is right I guess. This guy is more than a little screwed up. Actually I sincerely hope he never reproduces (with women or horses) because that DNA chain needs to stop here and now.

AmazonRed™ - lives for travel

June 24th, 2010
3:34 pm

I turn in and made a few turns here and there. When I got to her spot, there were a bunch of dudes standing around.

:lol: That’s the jungles for you. Folks ain’t got nowhere to be and nothing to do but play look out. :lol:

I guess that’s why living in the SWATs ain’t a thing for me. It’s pretty quiet in my hood.

Funny thing about the Jungles, go up the hill and you’re in Baldwin Hills.

Poppa Grande

June 24th, 2010
3:34 pm

Kym

Legally she is just guilty of vehicular homicide or maybe manslaughter. (Well, that and DUI). It will be hard to argue that this was pre-meditated. The blood alcohol is evidence that she wasn’t in the right mind. So, the mens rea requirement for murder is not there. Manslaughter is a felony of the second degree.

mqew (29 days till Kennedy is here!!!)

June 24th, 2010
3:35 pm

Purple Rain – I’ll ask the intern at my docs office for some lotto numbers for you next week. K? :lol:

DreamsMaterialize

June 24th, 2010
3:36 pm

@For Real I don’t care what credit she is claim..she hit and killed a young man with her drunk tail speeding down Peachtree..it makes me sick!!
Kym something like that happened on Roswell Road a couple years ago, where a young wealthy high school girl wanted to kill herself, so she drove her car head on into an oncoming car and killed the a child and the mother. I remember her father was some Buckhead or Sandy Springs lawyer. What ever happened with that?

professor

June 24th, 2010
3:37 pm

Dreams/Melo,

I had a guy that I have been seeing and he offered to fly me to a city he was traveling to on business all expense paid. I told him I would love to see the city, but I was not ready for any relations(we were not intimate). However I offered to pay for my room. He would not allow me to pay for an extra room and we had a blast on the trip. Nothing went down, and he already knew. I think saying something cleared the air and made the trip cool.

Black Magic Woman

June 24th, 2010
3:38 pm

“Women dont go on a trip and not expect to not give it up.”

Hence the reason I go on trips with my girls! No expectations…just pure fun!
I pay for all my own trips that way nobody can say I owe them anything!I am like that for most things in my life. I hate anybody holding anything over my head. “I paid for your lobster….you owe me some @ss!” I pay for my own damn lobster. I don’t owe you shhhhh! :lol:
Honestly…you are basically paying for booty. Save yourself the work and some money and get a hooker right her in ATL! She knows what the deal is and you get your rocks off! Plain and simple!

Randyt (home from the land where men are men and sheep are scared)

June 24th, 2010
3:38 pm

I came in late today, so I am thinking I should probably leave early to make up for it.

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
3:40 pm

mqew, thanks LOL

Randyt, there are folks that really love their animals.

Melo, Check your email I just sent you the video. She is having intercourse with a horse and performing oral.

For Real (Rough Talked Him aka Git, Git)

June 24th, 2010
3:40 pm

Ared: I can see now “While sleeping like a gentle princess making slight vuvuzela sounds. Mqew is suddenly awaken by morse code:

Kenned: Hey lady… Stop
Are you watching the World Cup… Stop

Mqew: (Wondering why and how she the ability to understand morse code)Um no I was sleeping when I heard your click, click… Over

Kennedy: WTF… Stop

Mqew: Young Lady!… Over

Kennedy: I got enough bubble wrap to last me until July 23rd… Stop

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

June 24th, 2010
3:40 pm

Dreams – Yeah you was about to get gaffled.. Nah you were ok because if they didnt want you to leave you wouldnt have.

professor

June 24th, 2010
3:41 pm

Melo, we need to work on marketing you to the big wigs. Maybe I can get Poppa to make a guest appearance from time to time to drop a little legal news too.

Randyt (home from the land where men are men and sheep are scared)

June 24th, 2010
3:42 pm

Seriously, it is a quandary about “traveling companion” expectations. I think I had more balloons burst with my ex wife than I have ever had with all the ones since on vacations. The ones since knew the expectations, and more important, they had the same expectations also so we were on the same page.

Purple Rain

June 24th, 2010
3:42 pm

Black Magic Woman, girls are not always safe to travel with. They will try and sleep with another woman also.

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA LEROY LOVING

June 24th, 2010
3:42 pm

BMW – Calm your a$$ down cause if you go on a trip with a dude you aint never gave none to and you dont think he’s gonna try you. You have clearly and sincerely bumped you d@mn head somewhere….

Randyt (home from the land where men are men and sheep are scared)

June 24th, 2010
3:44 pm

laughing at both BMW and DK…aww come on, don’t hold back, tell us what you really think ;-)