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The biggest liars

According to our friends across the pond, men are bigger liars” Men lie the most and feel less guilty about it — but women are the better liars, a British survey has found.” You have to love those  studies! Human behavior and the reason we do the things we do always plays out on the dating scene.

It’s kind of par for the course to either catch someone in a lie or tell some zinger to someone to get out of something, or um into something.  I suppose there are times when we feel justified in lying by omission, misleading people, or outright telling a very tall tale.  It’s still very wrong. Yet, somehow lies lead to more lies.

It’s actually a real issue that a lot of us face and sometimes worry about. How do you know if the person you have met and started dating is not a raging liar?

The CNN article listed the the top male lies and top female lies.  I am curious to know what are some of the craziest lies you’ve ever heard?  I’ve had men get pretty creative with their “enhancement on the truth” stories.  I could totally write a book! I think the biggest liar was the guy who claimed he had a twin brother and tried to date my college room mate and I simultaneously.  Ah, the memories!

I’m no angel though, I once told a guy that I cooked some meals that were actually catered foods.  He was one of those “she must cook” guys that I was trying to impress.  I was busted on the third time, though!

What about you? Who was your biggest liar? What are you guilty of lying about? No judgment here!

532 comments Add your comment

Professor

May 21st, 2010
8:32 am

Hola!

LOL at this topic I am going to lurk a little and I will say more later.

ClearlyCoded

May 21st, 2010
8:36 am

Ah, the lies of liars or as I call them, sociopaths. I survived a sociopath. Thankfully he will be wrecking someone else’s life.

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
8:37 am

Good morning,

Need…coffee…now. Can’t wait to see this topic heat up a little later. It’s Friday, yet it feels like it’s going to be a long day. Aye Caramba!

Professor

May 21st, 2010
8:42 am

@Slim I think it is the rain that will make this day long.

@ClearlyCoded- I am not going to touch that one, oh I lied. Was that message associated with the blog or any bloggers? :grin:

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
8:43 am

Good Morning Blogsville!

Off topic: i see i missed a doozy yesterday

On topic: my boyfriend from college was the biggest liar i had, lying for no d@mn reason sheesh.

As for me i would have to say i do more “lying by omission” than just outright lying. ;)

Professor

May 21st, 2010
8:45 am

Hey PK!

The ones that lie for no damn reason bothers me. My ex did that too!

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
8:47 am

HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY FRIDAY TO MY FAVORITE GANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
8:48 am

Chile please @ this topic too!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
8:51 am

‘I think it is the rain that will make this day long.’

Professor – i think you’re right.

On topic – I think the worst kind of liars are the ones who lie for No apparent reason at all. My ex didn’t tell bogus lies ALL the time, but he was a buffet liar. He told many different lies for many different reasons. It was sort of funny how whenever he’d tell a lie, his bottom lip would quiver. I was watching a documentary the other day about body language and the art of interrogation. It’s quite interesting how the body gives off signals even when a person is knowingly trying to be deceitful. I think in my next relationship, i’ll need to start having debates/arguments in a 10 x 6 room, complete with a hidden camera and a two-mirror. (i’ll do like Steve Martin in that movie Pink Panther where he played the good cop/bad cop tactic…only thing is he played both parts…LMAO)

Professor

May 21st, 2010
8:53 am

Lies and lying patterns that bothers me:

1. Lying because you have a mouth

2. Taking someone’s situation and playing lying like it happened to you. Example my ex would hear a story and he would turn around and tell it and insert himself as one of the victims/heroes in the story. Smdh

3. 30+ years old and still lying to hump

4. Lying saying that you have money, houses, cars etc. yet we all know you are “robbing Peter to pay Paul.”

5. Lying about your education. A dude from HS is always lying about his college degree the major, college and degree type is forever changing.

6. Lying about your job title and authority this one is for my office managers and customer service reps.

7. Lying about your neighborhood or street creditability…if you get scared to go to Greenbriar or 5 points I already know you didn’t do that other stuff you said.

8. Lying about who you know, and BAM the person don’t know you….

Those are just a few of the categories related to lies that gets on my nerves.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
8:53 am

Will a liar even admit what he or she is guilty of lying about????

Self awareness is key and and important….It is important to be true to thy ownself and the lies will become less and less when one stop lying to themselves…until then the charade games will play itself out…..telling one lie sets the way for many…..it is too much energy……experince is the best teacher though…….trust and believe my fake weeding and brief marriage released my deamons to FOREVER to be TRUE to LWJ baby!!!!!!! It is a self party journey I am loving! I have my days of finding out more about me and is like WOW sometimes but I am NOT faking the FUNK ANYMORE!!!!!

I will forever dance my happy dance to leave a marriage and not stay to save face!

Thank You Jesus!

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
8:54 am

The biggest lies I ever told myself:

I’m okay just being friends
I’ll get over him
I don’t have feelings for him

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
8:55 am

dammit wedding! ha!

Professor

May 21st, 2010
8:55 am

Hey Lady J! Are you ready for the last day of school?

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
8:55 am

Enter your comments here

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
8:55 am

I have been lied to and I have lied before, then one that hurt me most was the whole wedding debacle. The others were just part of life. It may be raining outside but I have next week off, so I feel as if the sun is shining. :)

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
8:56 am

I am those are the worse and hurt us the most I am praying to my Father to release those lies from my soul!!!!!

I feel ya chica!!!!!

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
8:57 am

Professor is the last day ready for me honey!!!!!!! The rain slowed us down and the babies aren’t as hyped so we good!!!!!

I am THANKFUL to see the END of this year!!!!!

ClearlyCoded

May 21st, 2010
8:57 am

Prof, not pointed toward bloggers or a blog specifically, just my experience with a master liar…or “lying, cheating, sociopathic trash” as I refer to him. Completely fooled me into thinking he was this wonderful, honest and decent man and turned out to be the complete opposite. Now that I can look back, I see that his fits the criteria of a true sociopath.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
8:59 am

I am~ Real talk jujst seeing your post I am forced to copy and paste what I hate to face about this dating game and add to my journal to review periodically….

Those are some truths that need to set home…..I’m wondering when i do embrace 100% what will be on the other side for me!!!!!

It is a journey though! With time!

Professor

May 21st, 2010
9:01 am

@Lady J great post as usual! YEAHHHHHH :grin: YEAH :wink: Ok I know it’s still early, but I had to do that!

@I am whatever…excellent list and you know what I have lied to myself with those before…I feel ya! Good post!

Professor

May 21st, 2010
9:04 am

@ClearlyCoded those are the worst.

@Lady J and the rest of the blog. QUESTION: What is the best way to learn to trust again after you have dealt with a lying demon liar?

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
9:07 am

YEAH PROFESSOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you know how we do chica!!!!!! If anyone was sleeping beside me last night or as I was falling to sleep I was still laughing so har from Mr. Lurker they would have thought i was OFF!!!!!! LMBAO!!!!!! He killed it yesterday!!!!!!!!

Kym

May 21st, 2010
9:08 am

Good Morning All,

I have heard them all..lying about jobs, lying about not smoking, lying about marital status,..it goes on and on. Let’s see what lie have I told in dating..guess the only one I can think of is number of partners and what I have or haven’t tried sexually.

ClearlyCoded

May 21st, 2010
9:09 am

Prof, I just don’t know the answer to that one. It has been 5 months since the bizarre and explosive ending and I am still discovering lies and putting the pieces of the puzzle together. Whether it is a blessing or a curse, “lying, cheating, sociopathic trash” did teach me those subtle and tiny things look for next time.

Professor

May 21st, 2010
9:11 am

@I am…I’ve learned not to jump into a friendship if we were in a relationship. ARED posted a quote from Judy Blume on the blog last year, it went something like this after we have loved the way we loved how can we go to holding hands. I do clean breaks, no calls, emails, text messages and I will not go to their stomping grounds and hopefully they will not visit my spots.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
9:11 am

Not sure professor….everyone deserves a clean slate….when red flags present themselves don’t ignore them or justify them…..easy said than done trust….you wanna believe the person who is persuing you is straight up and will be straight up with intentions but for me that is far from the case…it is stated after the fact of those damn lies and games…..its a dirty world and you just have to have a solid foundation to stand on to not fall for such foolishness…..I am building my wall though….some get though some don’t all my experiences make me stronger and stronger…best believe no man is getting over…..I control this ship and do what I wanna do be it right or wrong and a man can’t do nothing I won’t allow so I am in tuned……

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
9:12 am

Waving at Professor and Lady J :)

nice lists, professs and I am, i have so been there I am!

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
9:15 am

This is where I am today :mrgreen:

Just the mere thought of you
Makes me oohwee
And I, I, I, I, I, I
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh and
Every time you touch me I
I, I, I, I, I, I, I
Oh
Whoooooa so I

You make me feel so good
That I can’t put it in words
And I feel so feel so good
‘Bout you that I can’t put it in words

Kym

May 21st, 2010
9:15 am

Time heals all wounds. Including lies. We can’t hold someone accountable for the lies someone else told. Nor can we go thru life waiting for the other shoe to drop each time we meet someone new. Not all men are liars so it would be unfair to lump them in the same pot of soup. If you have been that wounded and hurt by someone who lied..then take the time to heal those wounds first..so that you don’t lash out at someone else.

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
9:15 am

Professor, I think the best way to learn is to be honest with ourselves and our patterns of behavior that attracted the scum/liars in the first place. And vow to ourselves to never fall for those lies again also not to let those previous lies to hinder our future well being. If I lie it is because I have a good reason to. :) LOL

Professor

May 21st, 2010
9:16 am

I have told a few lies in dating…I’ve lied about my dating status at times…I told the good old I am just dating when I had someone kind of special I was getting to know. For the record that was a long time ago I don’t tell that lie now.

@ClearlyCoded~ I am going to call you CC :grin: I hope your heart can heal and I know it will continue to heal as you put the pieces back together. How long did the two of you date?

@Lady J LURKER is a mess. I want to know if he is coming on the 28th because I will be in there if LURKER is there. He had me rolling and I try so hard to ignore him, but he was so funny yesterday….YEAHHHHHH :grin:

Kym

May 21st, 2010
9:17 am

To paraphase a quote from one of my favorite authors..”Not everyone deserves a front row seat in the show that is your life..some folks have to sit in the balcony.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready

May 21st, 2010
9:18 am

waving @ my best buddy PK baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!! ;)

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready

May 21st, 2010
9:18 am

AmazonRed™

May 21st, 2010
9:18 am

Happy Friday –

Biggest liar…by far the ex. He was all about that stuff comedians joke about… lie even when there is proof. :roll: I had confronted him on several things I knew for a FACT…and he rode that lie. Then when I had evidence it was “I couldn’t tell you then cuz…” :roll: Just disgusting.

I do think women are better liars. I am good at it when I do it. However, I have a very guilty conscience and usually end up fessing up anyway. I can’t have that stress in my system…it’s detrimental to my “sexy” :lol:

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
9:18 am

Good list Professor.

I usually believe people are being honest at first site, so when I learn that’s not the case, I usually judge harshly. I despise liars especially since, IMO, you can usually get what you want with the truth anyway…and I’m not talking about the “I’m 5 minutes away but am actually 20 minutes away type lies” either.

Regarding people I hardly know…I definitely try to avoid developing my impression of a person based on gossip (hen talk)…and try to avoid assuming everyone is gaming or a liar…because assuming a person is a liar can be twice as dangerous as them being one. You run the risk of comparing what you assumed they were to what they actually are (not really getting to know them)…and the risk of being a complete b!tch to someone who has done nothing to you…looking crazy, hateful and having to clean up your face.

side note: Did anyone catch Parks and Recreation last night? That scene when dude’s cellphone rang and his ringtone was a gun firing…everybody ducking and whatnot…hilarious. Who the hell would think of having that type of ring on his phone? Too funny.

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
9:19 am

“What is the best way to learn to trust again after you have dealt with a lying demon liar?”

Professor – what I had to realize in dealing with the ex-liar was that it was not up to me to prove that he was trustworthy…but it was his responsibility to do what it took for me to feel he could be trusted again. No questionable behavior, no more lies, being honest etc. Once that stage is set, THEN at that point it creates an environment for me to relax and say well hey this person is actually putting forth the effort so I will meet that effort in being more trusting. However, that doesn’t mean that I will go forward blindly. You best believe anything fishy is going to automatically make me look at you sideways like, that don’t sound right.

AmazonRed™

May 21st, 2010
9:19 am

And :lol: at WiseDiva saying “no judgement here.” That’s a good lie to kick things off today! ;)

Professor

May 21st, 2010
9:21 am

@Carlito I thought you were being tardy for the party again :grin: You are right about being honest with ourselves.

@ OK, PK I hear you over there :grin:

@Lady J I am so with you on that 9:11!

Welcome to the blog ClearlyCoded aka CC

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
9:22 am

Professor, to answer your question, from my experience I had to just force myself to trust again. I had to convince myself that every man was not in fact a lying sack of sh!t. I knew I wanted to be in a relationship again and I knew I wanted a good man in my life but in order to have that I had to trust again.

The truth is all men are not the same. Neither are the women.

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
9:22 am

Cloud 9 by Donnie

Dang, I haven’t heard this in a minute.

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
9:23 am

I can’t have that stress in my system…it’s detrimental to my “sexy”

:lol:

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
9:24 am

Brotha Carlito you HAVE to be honest with self!!!!! Have to! You are fooling no one but you bc no one else gives a hot damn best believe that!

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
9:24 am

Professor, I would tell some stories but I try not to indulge or talk about past tryst. No sense in giving any energy to the dark past when the future is so promising and bright. :)

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
9:24 am

Let’s See…

Lies in lieu of rejection :

Told one guy that I lived in California once and that’s why it wouldn’t be worth me giving him my number

Told one guy that followed me to my apartment once that I didn’t live there but I was just staying there with a friend for a couple days

Told one guy that my brother was my boyfriend

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
9:24 am

Professor, Syleena Johnson did it with that song LOL

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
9:26 am

Lies to break a date:

Told one guy that I was sick all weekend when in fact I just wanted to go out with someone else

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
9:26 am

AmazonRed™

May 21st, 2010
9:26 am

QUESTION: What is the best way to learn to trust again after you have dealt with a lying demon liar?

Professor – One good thing about me is that I don’t punish the future for sins of the past. The next guy is not the last. He deserves a fair shot until he blows it. I just make sure I don’t ignore any signs.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
9:27 am

Lies told to me: (there are many but I will only list a couple)

Had one man lie about his daughter being his niece

One guy lied about being a pilot but funny thing is he never had a flight

Professor

May 21st, 2010
9:27 am

To answer my own question, I did not date for a period of time. I still hung out with friends and I had guys trying to talk to me, but I was like a dating recluse. This is going to sound crazy, but I had to learn to trust me again. Trust my judgement, trust my intuition, trust my insight etc. so once I felt ok trusting me I was able to extend that trust in my next dates and/or relationships.

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
9:30 am

The funniest lie I have told was that I did not speak english fluently.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
9:31 am

Carlito, cómo?

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
9:31 am

Professor your list deserves a drink my friend!!!!!

When DreamsM enter the building I got you honey!!!!!!

GREAT LIST CHICA!!!!!!

AmazonRed™

May 21st, 2010
9:31 am

What happened here yesterday? I peeked in and it seemed pretty tame.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
9:32 am

That is it Professor trust you and everything else will fall…..word is bond!

ClearlyCoded

May 21st, 2010
9:33 am

Prof, it ended almost a year to the day we met. He had met and was spending time with my son. We were looking for houses to buy and planning a life together. Come to find out he was doing the same exact thing with another woman. The end came when we all showed up at the same place. The most bizarre thing about it was he knew I was there and came in with her. LCST (lying, cheating, sociopathic trash) actually knew I was there and had lied about an emergency to get me out of the building…turns out, I did not leave fast enough and ran right into them. A huge, loud confrontation ensued and well, here I am. Even after I told her about our relationship, she is actually going to marry LCST. Damn.

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
9:37 am

Raqi, long story :) . To make it short we were traveling on vacation and went to a place off the beaten path to pick something up, some americans were making an “a$$” of themselves. So I had to kind of disassociate myself. LOL

Professor

May 21st, 2010
9:38 am

Thanks lady j!

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
9:39 am

Ok, here is a funny lie i remember from college

My homegirl and i were standin outside of the dorm waiting on the rest of the crew to assemble so we could go out. These guys walk by and try to holler at her dude asks her name and with the straightest face ever she says “fendi”

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
9:39 am

Lies I’ve told

I don’t remember
I don’t know

Melo

May 21st, 2010
9:40 am

tell some zinger to someone to get out of something, or um into something

Good Rainy morning pple!

yeah,that” lying to get into.. uuuuum..into somethang….thang…..”

“BlOG Officer(raising my right hand)…Melo is my name, I Plead the Fif’…….

:lol: :lol:

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
9:40 am

Imma keep it real…the need and drive for new puddy, makes you into a liar….

Gotta blame it on something,
gotta blame it on something.
Blame it on the rain that was fallin’, fallin’.
Blame it on the stars that shine at night.
Whatever you do, don’t put the blame on you;
blame it on the rain, yeah, yeah.
You can blame it on the rain.
But the rain don’t mind and the rain don’t care.
You’ve gotta blame it on somethin’.
Blame it on the rain that was fallin’, fallin’.
Blame it on the stars that shine at night.
Whatever you do, don’t put the blame on you;
blame it on the rain, yeah, yeah.

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
9:41 am

What happened here yesterday? I peeked in and it seemed pretty tame.

Nothing really. If I can recall, Melo was nuttin up and LURKER was crackin us up. :lol:

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
9:42 am

luvbug lmbao!

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
9:44 am

Other lies

Do I know you?
I don’t remember you
I’m sleepy

Professor

May 21st, 2010
9:44 am

@CC~That is crazy, but I am glad you found out before you invested anymore time or got tied down with owning something with him. I had a similiar situation happen to me years ago and the other lady stayed with the dude as well…the funny thing is he had told her about me. So when I found out about her and kept it moving I guess it was a relief for her because she finally had him to herself. I picked my little heart up and sat on the bench for period of time, and my life really took off in all areas. I feel like leaving that relationship allowed me to grow in all areas. With that said CC you are going to heal and things are going to grow in all directions for you.

Professor

May 21st, 2010
9:49 am

PK, now “fendi” was a good one!

@Melo please answer my question from yesterday evening. What is the total balance or amount you are willing to spend with those two credit cards…I want the blog ladies to know how much you think their “moon pie” is worth?

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
9:49 am

luvbug comedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

ClearlyCoded

May 21st, 2010
9:51 am

Prof, thank you so much! I know my life is much better and things are looking up for me. Neither she or I knew about the other. She obviously does not have the self respect or confidence to kick him to the curb. My heart is good. A little cynical abd jaded, but good nonetheless. And yes, it is a huge blessing that I did not get further invested because I was about to come into a large sum of money…money that was going to be the down payment for our house. Life has a funny way of helping us out every now and then you know?

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
9:51 am

‘I did not have sexual relations wit dat woe-man!’

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
9:51 am

Professor, you are very mature. It takes a real mature person to admit they are/were vulnerable and hurt, instead of lashing out. :)

What time do the blog shenanigans start? Melo is here, where is LURKER and the clean up batter Slim? LOL

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
9:52 am

Life has a funny way of helping us out every now and then you know?

Absolutely!!!!

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
9:54 am

“Told one guy that followed me to my apartment once that I didn’t live there but I was just staying there with a friend for a couple days”

D@mn, Raqi… Followed you to your apartment??? Creepy… Hope you called the po-po on ol’ boy…

Melo

May 21st, 2010
9:57 am

the blog ladies to know how much you think their “moon pie” is worth?

@Prof?

evening drinks
hotel room(not motel 6)

breakfast the following mornng(waffle hse is cool too)

kiss,smile and a smoochie mwaaa aaaaaaa, as we part ways…….

:lol:

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
9:57 am

Let’s see what lie have I told in dating..guess the only one I can think of is number of partners and what I have or haven’t tried sexually.

Pointless lying about those things any how…

…I want the blog ladies to know how much you think their “moon pie” is worth?

Puddy’n'Wang ain’t worth shyt by themselves when you really think about…

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
9:57 am

Lie I’ve told:

Dude asks why didn’t i answer his call, I forgot to turn my ringer on and it was late before i noticed the missed calls :lol:

ClearlyCoded

May 21st, 2010
9:59 am

And yes, I have lied too. Small things like shaving a few pounds off my weight and saying I am 5 minutes away when I was actually 15 minutes away. I would NEVER lie about who and when I am dating, my education, my accomplishments, my career, my child, marital status, etc. I just am not that kind of person.

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
10:00 am

Melo, you are straight forward. LOL

Professor

May 21st, 2010
10:00 am

@Carlito…thank you :grin:

@CC…I am not sure if you read me on here before, but you know how I feel about money. I am so glad for the intervention on your behalf before your money was spent. You are right, life has a way of helping us out!

Melo I want an answer to my ?

Off topic: I am mad at Mo aka Moeisha…I was trying to wait until Memorial day to shop now I am on VS website buying stuff and DK didn’t even give me the giftcard…he is stingy. LOL :wink:

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
10:01 am

I have lied before about 2 or 3 inches

length of my hair.

LOL

Jeff

May 21st, 2010
10:04 am

I don’t believe the poll. If a woman “changes her mind”, is that considered a lie?

If I lie and say those pants don’t make your butt look big (caus it’s the size of your butt that makes it big) is that a lie?

I know, men are dogs and evil reincarnated, and women are saints with good intentions. Now go make me a sammich. LOL

M. (pronouced M dot)

May 21st, 2010
10:04 am

Friday.

As I always say…Men lie, but women are slick; Slcik is an operation. Also if you are slick, you are bound to slide.

I honestly think women really dont lie. What women do is tell Half Truths. Women always will make themselves look in a different light.

The biggest lie I ever heard from a woman was a woman who was trying to play single and had a boyfriend the whole time but still trying to date me….

Professor

May 21st, 2010
10:05 am

Dang Melo you tried to get me. Add all of that up you are a numbers man and post a # on here.

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
10:07 am

SlimOne…I am seriously thinking of investing in 3D-porn’n'mag…there is money to be had…

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
10:08 am

Men and women both lie, women just believe their own lies better than we as men believe ours. Men lie like we are “selling” a story and seeing if the woman believe it. Women just tell men the lie like it is set in stone and really did happen. :)

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
10:12 am

Lies that hurt

Dude: So Slim, am I the biggest you’ve ever had

Slim now laughing hysterically…after about 7 minutes of rolling on the floor laughing & crying at the same time, straightens up face and says: Yes baby you are :lol:

Melo

May 21st, 2010
10:12 am

Dang Melo you tried to get me.

@Proff!!

i didnt post numbers coz u know,uall like diff stuff and have varied tastes..so ill go with the flow…

but ill tell u this……

My cuddling embrace in bed..is PriceLess! :lol:

M. (pronouced M dot)

May 21st, 2010
10:13 am

@Carlito.

Good point.

Also women lie to themsevles to justify things…Oh I was drunk, it didnt count, it was my birthday, or we are in a relationship; in her mind they are.

Thats another thing women lie about…Their interactions with guys. In the guys mind, this is just a Am-Pm situation, in her mind, she thinks they are in a relationship.

Melo

May 21st, 2010
10:14 am

This must be abc’s day,where is he??….The renowned expert on Liers

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
10:14 am

A non-lie: My breast are sore and filling extra plump today. Much more than a hand full.

Most recent kinda lie: An ex coworker called me this morning to see if I wouldn’t mind having lunch with her today. I have been promising her that we would get together for lunch soon. I told her that my dad just had open heart surgery and is in the hospital. While that is the truth what I didn’t tell her is he is in Michigan.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
10:15 am

Gouda, that dumb move killed it for him. I met him at the store down the street from where I lived. We talked while standing in line and I was kinda feeling him. He was nice looking, had good conversation. He definitely could have gotten it had we got into something serious. But he took too far too soon. He thought it was cute him pulling up beside me when I arrived at my place but to me it was creepy and too much.

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
10:16 am

LorDemi – I think that’s seriously the next best thing…most movies now are coming out with the 3D option. Maybe you should bring back the way of adult movie theaters…maybe even take it a step further & implement the 4D element. The seats could vibrate and gyrate to the rhythm of what’s going on onscreen…or have different sex machines that you would have to purchase your dil-do of choice to put on the machine from our Toy Concession stand… Sort of like an Adult Amusement Park

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
10:17 am

M., I agree.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
10:19 am

Mdot, man whatever. LOL You men are the biggest liars.

No I have never met her.

I wasn’t looking at her I was checking out that painting of that blue tree on the wall behind her.

I am just going to stick the head in for a second.

Just let me sleep over, I promise I won’t try anything.

The biggest lie men tell is “HUH” sounding like Scooby Do.

M. (pronouced M dot)

May 21st, 2010
10:20 am

Ok, Everyone, the top 5 things women lie about……wait for it….

1. The number of partners they had.
2. Their status (single, dating, dating 5 guys).
3. What they have going on in other states…(Alot of times theres always a backup ready to go in the game.)
4. What they do on vacation. This is a huge lie.
5. What they did in college.

Ladies I’m not giving away to many secrets am I?

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
10:21 am

Iron-clad, fool-proof LIE guaranteed to get me out of going to school when I was a kid:

“Aw, d@mn, mom… I’ve got the mud-butt….”

They never verify that…. :lol:

abc

May 21st, 2010
10:22 am

The article is specific to British people. I can almost get my hands around that; I have to deal with people in England almost every day, and they lie to get their way almost constantly, like teenage children with accents that talk way too fast.

I am a bad liar. I don’t play poker well, either. I think the two are related. So, I don’t play poker, and I don’t lie. It’s too much to have to keep up with, anyway.

M. (pronouced M dot)

May 21st, 2010
10:24 am

@Raqi

LOL @ your 10:14 post…You just proved my point! That is a half truth!

Women lie more!

I think thats where us guys mess up…We assume a woman wont tell a lie…PLEASE…A woman will tell a lie faster than Evander Holyfield can make a baby….lol

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
10:25 am

*now mad at Professor, for bring back up the VS sale* ;) LOL

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
10:25 am

Lie that I have told my husband when we were supposed to go out with a ex friend/associate of his that I cannot stand:

I don’t feel too well so you will have to go without me.

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
10:26 am

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
10:27 am

Mdot, but it really isn’t a lie. I told the truth, I just let her assume the details of the rest. LOL

Professor

May 21st, 2010
10:28 am

LOL swiss :grin: :grin: I’ve never heard of the mud-butt, but that is funny as hell. I was :shock: when I saw that one.

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
10:31 am

M., I thought my woman would not lie. LOL we were somewhere and needed to get something done and she got it done. But it was the first time I seen her lie that I knew of and I even believed the lie she was telling someone else that I knew was not the truth. We laughed about it later because she always used to pride herself on “not lying” LOL.

Ragi, do you honestly believe a man who said he is just going to stick the head in or he could say “My hip slipped, sorry” :)

M. (pronouced M dot)

May 21st, 2010
10:32 am

@Raqi

LOL see now you lying to yourself…lol

Professor

May 21st, 2010
10:33 am

PK that sale is off the chain! I just went crazy on that sight. I still need a few more things that I will purchase Memorial Day weekend, but I just found a lot of stuff. Oh yea I found me a little black dress I will probably wear to the concert, and some booty shorts :shock:

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
10:35 am

Slim…nah, can you image how p1ss the cleaning crew would be after each show…d’ain’t gonna work Pimpess…I prefer to keep the cost down…testing the water…quite a few men and women don’t mind putting their puddys’n'wangs in 3D for a few buck…the dayum equip cost around 50k…I can make that back though.

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
10:35 am

random thought:

The chick with the large tattoo that say “SEXY” has finally after 3 yrs decided to blot it out with cover-up

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
10:37 am

When I’m good I’m bad, when I’m bad I’m badder…Classic!

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
10:39 am

‘can you image how p1ss the cleaning crew would be after each show’

LorDemi – you have a point

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
10:39 am

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
10:39 am

What women do is tell Half Truths

M.- You hit the nail on the head as it was said probably a couple days ago and the funniest part is that women tend to want to justify a half truth as not a lie. But our “half truths” is just a plain ole damn lie to them.

The bottom line to it all though is that we alllllll lie and the first person that says they don’t lie is a DAYUM LIAR.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
10:39 am

Lie Prevention:

Him: How much did the stuff in that stripped pink shopping bag up on the second shelf hidden behind those shoe boxes cost?

Me: Hold on one second…

Me: (coming back from the closet) What? This stuff?

Him: (smiling like a Cheshire cat)

No lie, no foul.

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
10:41 am

six word story: Lies always hide behind the truth

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
10:41 am

LOL Carlito, no but he expected me to.

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
10:42 am

My bad…. Good morning everyone. TGIF!!!!

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
10:44 am

Hey Digs. TGIF indeed.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
10:44 am

lmbao dig that yes woman are liars too! lol

M. good posts!

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
10:44 am

@ Professor

and some booty shorts

ok, i hear ya LOL! I’m ordering bras, its hard to find a good inexpensive one to to hold the girls up properly :)

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
10:45 am

The bottom line to it all though is that we alllllll lie and the first person that says they don’t lie is a DAYUM LIAR

Demi don’t lie!!

now Bish what, LOL

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
10:46 am

Goodness gracious 2 pages at 10:45. I haven’t read one post yet.

Good morning!! Can any of you hear me with all the talking going on in here….GOOD MORNING!

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
10:46 am

What women do is tell Half Truths

Dig/M. those are called lies of omission :lol:

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
10:47 am

Good Merting Leggs I hear ya loud and clear

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
10:48 am

random i am ready to see Shrek and that is no lie! HA! LOL

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
10:48 am

GOOD MORNING LEGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
10:49 am

Is it me or does it seem like rainy weather makes time slow down? Hope I’m wrong

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
10:49 am

abc

May 21st, 2010
10:49 am

Women lie so much they start to not even recognize that it IS a lie. It’s sparing someone’s feelings; it’s compensation for real or imagined bias against women; it’s refusal to let that big-headed woman assert that her kids/husband/house/blah-blah-blah is all that. Women are raised to believe that this kind of behavior eases relationships and is the way for woman to be. It creates a gender of liars.

Men lie too, that’s for sure. We just suck at it. You know when we’re lying. British people are from a different planet or something, they lie as a matter of national pride.

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
10:49 am

random thought: If she was going to cover up the “SEXY” tat on her arm, why get it at all?

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
10:49 am

@Demi- Ahhhhh it’s always one. I just knew somebody would not be able to resist. Lol

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
10:51 am

my ex (son’s dad) believes all his lies :-(

Melo

May 21st, 2010
10:51 am

its hard to find a good inexpensive one to to hold the girls up properly

@Princess??

whats ur cup size??( as if i know what that means!) :lol:

Proff??
and some booty shorts me :grin: ning at that lovely sight ! :lol:

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
10:51 am

The bottom line to it all though is that we alllllll lie and the first person that says they don’t lie is a DAYUM LIAR.

:lol: we’ll i must admit i have told a few doozies in my day and or left out any incrimintating information along the way in some cases. but that was years ago ;)

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
10:51 am

Dig/M. those are called lies of omission

@Princess- Real funny baby. But realize that is probably the real reason we half listen to what y’all say…LMAO!!!!

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
10:52 am

I am, maybe she lost her “sexy” and can not bring it back. LOL

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
10:53 am

Melo i don’t know y I am even answering you, but its friday and I’m off work so…..

bigger than a grapefruit smaller but than a canteloupe

:lol:

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
10:53 am

LOL @ Carlito

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
10:54 am

Dig That – yeah it does seem the rain slows down time. I keep looking at the clock Lying to myself that more time has passed by than really has. Aye yi yi

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
10:55 am

should someone tell my trainer that she has a huge sweat stain under her arm on her shirt?

M. (pronouced M dot)

May 21st, 2010
10:56 am

@Lady J

Thanks

@Princess

Lol. Dont lie to yourself lol…

Half Truth Story…..

Ok So Im out with this woman a couple of years ago and everything is cool. We leave dinner head to the next lounge for some drinks then suddenly…

Her: OH NO! There goes my ex (she is ducking, dodging, etc.)

Her Ex: Walks up, hey whats up brother how you doing. Says to her, hey babe how you been, I havent seen you, I miss you…

Her: (Looking surprised and scandelous…) Im good just been busy..

ME: Closing my tab and about to leave this trick right here:

Her Ex: Well yall enjoy the night….Ill see you later right?

Her: Cool just call me.

Me: (Looking like Ike Turner and silence all the way home….)

Me: Never called her back…

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
10:57 am

Dig That…tell be about…

Speaking of half-lies…that was the down fall of my last relationship…it had gotten to the point she had forgotten the last lie she told me…3 minutes before hand….WTF YO!!!!

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
10:59 am

abc – I kind of agree that some women are raised under a scheming doctrine, but it wont stop b/c it works so well with men. A good amount of men don’t seem to be able to tell the difference between honest and scheming women…or don’t seem to care. They will question the hell out of an honest woman and give a lying rag an easy pass. It happens all the time.

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
10:59 am

Dig/M.

:lol: Now me personally if you call me on the half truth i will tell the whole story but if you don’t and i feel that “detail” is better left untold heck no I aint finna tell it

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
11:00 am

abc you tickle me every time a topic like this comes up. Do you feel about your wife they way you always say women are when it comes to not telling the whole truth?

And you are correct, you all do suck at it. You all are better off just not saying anything period instead of trying to lie about it.

Professor

May 21st, 2010
11:01 am

@PK…I always buy my bras in the store so I can match them up underwear.

@I am please dont tell the trainer that she will have you doing push ups for days until you have a sweat stain like hers

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
11:01 am

Mdot, why? Because she ran into an ex that may still have feelings for her? How is that her fault?

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
11:02 am

TIME HAS STOPPED! all week has been a drag! :(

my nervous energy doesn’t help makes me more frustrated bc i am READY TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
11:03 am

@Prof ~ your #7 at 8:53 right on point. And, you best show up even if LURKER doesn’t.

@LadyJ ~ I was told my heart is made out of bricks. Who me, as I looked around the room? I was told this simply because I called him on his BS lies. It is what it is and I’m not accepting just because you said it!

@M. ~ I’ve never lied about the # of partners because I’ve always believed that to be an asinie question so I simply ignore it.

Well, well, well, look who popped home for a visit…LorDemi. Head nod!

Yes, we all lie and women are better at it. Most of you men look foolish when you lie.

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
11:04 am

M., you are a gentleman for even giving her a rid home. “CTRL,ALT, DELETE”

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
11:04 am

“3 minutes before hand….WTF YO!!!!”

@Demi- That is the worst. I have been through that myself and I’m looking at this chick like are you serious. I had to ask her R u retarded or do you think I’m retarded? Got up and left her right there at the bar.

Melo

May 21st, 2010
11:06 am

Because she ran into an ex that may still have feelings for her?

and she was attempting to duck because………………..?? :???:

trick?

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
11:08 am

Professor, I’ve been buying VS underwear so long i can match it online too, and trust i’m getting the matching panties also ;)

Professor

May 21st, 2010
11:08 am

M. I take it you was driving? Why did you tell dude you can get at her right now because she needs a ride home :grin: ?

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
11:09 am

copied and paste and wish I can reverse and tell it to someone but oh the hell well the next bullsh*ter will get it with a humble smile!

Thanks for sharing leggs! :)

M. (pronouced M dot)

May 21st, 2010
11:09 am

@Raqi

It wasnt her fault, maybe it was a coincedence, maybe not. But I blame myself because she picked that place. I learned my lesson. A good man once said, You never follow your woman…

Professor

May 21st, 2010
11:11 am

@PK for some reason I have to do my matching in the store. I like that bodyline of underwear the ones that are 3/$30 I will go to the store and see what I can find otherwise I might need your help online.

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
11:11 am

@Prof ~ that would have been a perfect comeback! M. she really deserved to be left right where she was standing.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
11:12 am

dammit i lost 5 bucks I hope it is tangle in something I am hungry!

abc

May 21st, 2010
11:13 am

Raqi, of course my wife is that way, too. Her typical dodge is to just withhold information. There’s an endless list of stuff she’ll refuse to talk about. I just leave her to it; if she thinks it’s that important that it has to be a secret, then I don’t want to know.

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
11:14 am

professor, trainer is my job trainer.

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
11:14 am

Princess and Professor, I like where you alls conversation is going. Go ahead and help each other with your panties, don’t mind me at all. :)

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
11:16 am

Carlito! SMDH LOL

Professor no problemo

Melo

May 21st, 2010
11:17 am

Me too Carlito…im really clued in,eavesdropping on the tantalizing titbits…..bodyline yea yeah,..ooooweeeeeee! :lol:

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
11:17 am

But I blame myself because she picked that place. I learned my lesson.

Oh come on Mdot how can one ever know who they are going to run into on any given day? You could have chosen the venue and still run into one of her exes. Or even one of yours. It happens. If you don’t want your woman to just happen to run into an ex I guess you need to only date women who have just recently moved to your city.

Evidently she didn’t think you all would run into anyone if she tried to prevent him from seeing her. Don’t be so hard on women and yourself.

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
11:17 am

How cute…I pulled up Google and PacMan is it’s Google shape today. It allows you to click on it and play it.

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
11:20 am

M. (pronouced M dot)

May 21st, 2010
11:20 am

@Professor
LOL that was a good point. I made a rookie mistake.

Guys, is there ever an Ok reason for leaving a woman on a date?

I was out one time with this bitter broad and she had the nerve to try to start insulting me…She was about to order and the waiter came I was like actually you can just close me out. Thanks. Her looking like a bulldog who was dipped in lemon juice…lol

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
11:20 am

The little one and I are getting ready to go out for lunch I guess I better go somewhere in hopes of not running into that ex coworker that I brushed off this morning. Eh, Mdot? LOL

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
11:21 am

@Raqi ~ the way I read that, he wasn’t one of her exs. He’s in her rotation! M. was about to be added until he walked by and messed it up. M. was saved that day.

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
11:22 am

My secret is noticing that “half truth” behavior. Peep the woman’s individual technique and then mimic it when clearly it is to my benefit and it burns them the eff up because of course they can see what I’m doing because it is like looking in the mirror and they can’t pull out too many new investigative moves because they know I will use that one day as well. So really it has just become to a point that you got to keep all the way 1 hunded or be prepared to see your bull$hyt again.

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
11:23 am

There’s an endless list of stuff she’ll refuse to talk about. I just leave her to it; if she thinks it’s that important that it has to be a secret, then I don’t want to know.

I hear you abc-man, but sometimes that shyt could be important…like “this relationship is about to end this hot second important”…

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
11:23 am

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
11:23 am

random thought: Is Susan Boyle mentally retarded?

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
11:23 am

random thought: Is Susan Boyle mentally retarded?

Melo

May 21st, 2010
11:25 am

Why did you tell dude you can get at her right now because she needs a ride home

hilarious?????

M(dot)/Proff?
besides,dude was very confident coming at yall table like that.

that means,he had her on his wang notch! :lol:

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
11:25 am

I hate to admit it but here are the following lies that women tell:

1) fake fingernails
2) fake eyelashes
3) fake breasts
4) any undergarment made to hide fat

M. (pronouced M dot)

May 21st, 2010
11:25 am

@Leggs.

Thats what I was SAYING! She still was messing with this dude and we ran into one of her rotations out and about thats it.

@Raqi

You could be right or you could be wrong. Atlanta is a big/small city. I know guys that dealt with women that I have. We got some good women here but we got some runners here to. Ever heard the term runners? Look it up.

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
11:25 am

the way I read that, he wasn’t one of her exs. He’s in her rotation! M. was about to be added until he walked by and messed it up. M. was saved that day.

That is how I read it too and M. is definitely a gentleman. I would have done one of my bathroom moves again. Lol Guess that is a lie too saying I’m going to the bathroom but wind up in the parking lot bout to dip

Professor

May 21st, 2010
11:26 am

@Leggs…YEAHHHH :grin: :wink I will try to be there I have a graduation so that is what I am working around, but YEAHHHHHH :grin:

kimmie

May 21st, 2010
11:28 am

Morning Blog gang!

I saw that article on Essence.com about men lying. I figured it would be a topic on the blog soon!

Don’t really have much to add. I’ve lied and I’ve been lied to by men. I’m human, they are human, so it was bound to happen. I’ve heard the usual – “I’m not married”, “I don’t have any kids”, “I live alone”, etc.

M Dot – Man, what is this with you and these women you deal with??? You always come on with the same complaint – some woman either is dating other folks, hasn’t gotten over her last boyfriend, is always running into her ex when you all are out, you run into her with another dude and it bothers you even though you and the girl just met and are not committed to each other, she gets calls & texts from other dudes even though she’s not YOUR girlfriend – come on! Until you date her for awhile and you guys decide you are committed to only seeing each other, more than likely she did have a life before you rolled up! I mean, how many times are you going to tell this same sob story!

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
11:29 am

OMG, y is it that kids don’t understand you should use an extra day of to chill and relax!

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
11:30 am

day off i meant

Professor

May 21st, 2010
11:33 am

looking like a bulldog who was dipped in lemon juice…lol
LMAO :grin:

@Carlito and Melo I should have known :wink:

@PK thanks chica

@I am…ROTFLMAO I really thought you were at the gym…what type of job training is making her sweat like that :shock:

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
11:33 am

PrincessNik…in a child’s mind…

Mommy has an off day today

MEANS:

Mommy will spent all day with me to do want I want to do today!!

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
11:33 am

I am, I found this info on Susan Boyle:
Born when her mother was 47, Boyle was briefly deprived of oxygen during the difficult birth and was later diagnosed as having learning difficulties.

Melo

May 21st, 2010
11:34 am

@Kimmie!??

I reallly like M(dot) stories :lol:

brother is full of them drama dates.

@ M(dot)which metro A neighborhoods on average are they coming outa of….?? :lol:

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
11:34 am

kimmie- Be nice. I think M. is still young and didn’t know to tell dude to have a seatt and let him pay for drinks and food and take her home

BlackMagicWoman

May 21st, 2010
11:34 am

QUESTION: What is the best way to learn to trust again after you have dealt with a lying demon liar?

PROFESSOR…I am still working on that one myself. I will let you know when I figure it out. I have always been mistrusting..but after meeting a sociopathic lying sack of sh*t aka a demon quoting scriptures…I am not sure if I can trust anybody ever again!

CLEARLY CODED…you know that that stupid woman that is marrying him did you a favor because it could have been you!

ARED…you mean the type of guy who lies everytime he exhales..yep I know him. Still waiting for that bus to hit him and reid the world of one less scumbaggin’ scuzzbucket who is a waste os space, skin and breath.

“This is going to sound crazy, but I had to learn to trust me again. Trust my judgement, trust my intuition, trust my insight etc. so once I felt ok trusting me I was able to extend that trust in my next dates and/or relationships.”

PROFESSOR…no it doesn’t because that is me right now. I have guy friends..but nothing serious. I realize I got with the scum out of fear because of a situation I found myself in. This person knew how to use my vunerability at that moment to worm his way in to take advantage of my kindness. It’s not that I really liked him (because I was always turned off by him)..but in my state of mind his words sounded good and helpful. In the end it was more harm (financially) than good. Now I do not trust my own judgement because anyone who comes saying anything remotely close to his lies make me run for the hills. My situation really hasn’t changed but now I refuse to get involved with anyone until I feel my mind frame is back the way it was prior to my life change. So I am always performing or hanging with my friends…no real dating life.

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
11:34 am

Professor, tell Princess something else about your panties :)

kimmie

May 21st, 2010
11:35 am

I am – Well they wouldn’t sell them if there wasn’t a market for them. That’s nothing new. So why do you “hate to admit it”? Plastic surgeons get paid very well.

And “support undergarments” can only “hide” so much fat!

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
11:35 am

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
11:36 am

LorDemi

apparently so, but mommy is TIRED :(

Professor

May 21st, 2010
11:36 am

I am whatever…you need to give the lies that men tell too :grin:

1. cutoff there hair if they are going bald so we don’t see that George Jefferson or McDonald arches hairline.

2. Lift all those weights on the upper body and hide those chicken legs, but walk around in a wife beater.

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
11:38 am

Born when her mother was 47 :shock:

GTFOH, i almost passed out at the thought! I’d faint if i found out i was 37 and preggers

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
11:39 am

Okay, when I block your email, that is not an invitation for you to create another email account and continue to email me.

Really dude?!

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
11:40 am

And “support undergarments” can only “hide” so much fat!

Kimmie, IMO they don’t hide it anyway they just “smooth” it in the right directions LMBO!!!

M. (pronouced M dot)

May 21st, 2010
11:41 am

@kimmie

Hold up playa…we were just chopping it up. If you notice, I said it was a couple of years ago and I brought it up because it was RELEVANT to the topic so slow your roll. If it bothered you that much, just scroll past my comment. Got it?

kimmie

May 21st, 2010
11:41 am

Dig – I dig, lol, not trying not to be nice, just making an observation!

Melo – I like the stories too – they are funny! And I’m waiting on the comeback with the 70’s references!LOL!!!

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
11:41 am

I am – clothes hide fat. So, we’re lying when we put on clothes that camoflage the *bad places*? LOL!

kimmie

May 21st, 2010
11:42 am

M Dot – LOL!!! :)

kimmie

May 21st, 2010
11:44 am

2. Lift all those weights on the upper body and hide those chicken legs, but walk around in a wife beater.

Professor, I am here at my desk cracking up!!!!!

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
11:46 am

Oh yeah, the ole chicken legs/wife beater/muscle top combo. LOL

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
11:48 am

Who wears a wife beater with nothing else?

Professor

May 21st, 2010
11:48 am

@BMW I am glad you feel me on my post. The good thing is you are hanging out with friends that helped me a lot and slowly I started testing the waters. I did a lot of reflecting during that time as well. Like you said there is nothing worst when someone plays on your kindness and other good characteristics…if you are not careful it will make you store all of that goodness on a shelf and become bitter. I refused to do that, because I am a good person outside of my sassy azz mouth…lol.

@CARLITO PK…I love it when VS sends me those free panty coupons

@Melo/M.dot/Kimmie…LOL I don’t know what to say the stories are funny, but Kimmie is telling the truth about the matter. It just depends on how you are feeling when you read him. Melo they sound like some eastside chicks M. is taking out. He better step over to the Westside. :grin:

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
11:49 am

hot mess! lol

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
11:50 am

lmbao professor! I assume he was in cobb/vinning area! LOL

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
11:51 am

Who wears a wife beater with nothing else?

Don’t act like you don’t know Carlito. :lol:

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
11:51 am

Professor and Princess, what do you do with those free VS panty coupons?

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
11:53 am

Carlito,

Go get free panties of course LOL

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
11:53 am

Luvbug, LOL. I will wear a shirt sleeve button down open with a wife beater or no t shirt underneath. But not just a wife beater :)

Melo

May 21st, 2010
11:53 am

Melo they sound like some eastside chicks M. is taking out

@Proff??

dont mess with eastside coz IDK is gon be on ur case if u mess up with Decatur! :lol:

:lol:

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
11:53 am

Princess and Professor, when you get those free panties, then what?

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
11:56 am

Carlito – My bad. I thought that was you walking around looking like one of Ba-Ba’s toddlers. :lol:

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
11:57 am

Well Carlito, you gotta make sure

a. they accentuate your ass-ets
b. make sure you have a bra that matches

then, you decide are these just for me the simple thrill of new panties lol or are these for his viewing pleasure ;)

Professor

May 21st, 2010
11:58 am

Lady J…actually mine was in gwinnett we broke up December of ‘05 or ‘06. Its funny how something that was so important at that time fades away…I am trying to figure out the exact year. I know it was December, because he still gave me gifts and all hell was breaking loose at that time.

@Carlito you know about the muscle shirt/wife beater. And, we go get the free panty and you get $10-$15 off a bra if you purchase one.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
11:59 am

lol professor

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
12:00 pm

Luvbug, LOL :)

Princess and Professor, assets and panties at a discount, that is awesome. Now will you two model them for each other while shopping together? LOL

Melo

May 21st, 2010
12:01 pm

whats a wife beater??

Professor

May 21st, 2010
12:02 pm

Carlito you have to think about what cut you want your panty to be…thongs, bikini cut, low briefs, boy shorts etc. The material is important as well do you want the second skin satin or the cotton…it just depends on what you plan to get into or what you going to let get into you :wink:

Now, leave me alone about these draws or I am going to spoil your fun and talk about the grandma draws or the period draws…LMAO :grin: :wink:

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:03 pm

melo

a mans “tank top” undershirt, I think their proper name is A-shirt or something like that.

They are called wife beaters because everytime you saw someone on cops getting arrested for domestic abuse they were wearing one LOLOLOL :lol:

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
12:03 pm

“whats a wife beater??”

Melo — Just watch “Cops” — it’s what all the drunk hillbillies that get arrested are wearing… ;-)

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:03 pm

grandma draws or the period draws

professor aren’t these one and the same LOL :)

Anonymous

May 21st, 2010
12:05 pm

Go head and judge me, I don’t care

Worst lie of the blog probably. When I wanted a change of scenery because the potential was treating me like the lady I was but wanted to keep sexing the old boyfriend, I would lie lie lie to my old boyfriend and always avoided intimacy or moving towards a serious relationship with the potential guy because truly I was hooked on mind blowing, blinding sex. I came to see the light of just how awful it was when I got pregnant all while telling the potential guy I was no longer seeing the old boyfriend. When I saw just how disappointed the potential guy was in annoucing my pregnancy, I lied and told him he forced himself on me. Because I had been a liar the entire time, although I didn’t lie about the state of my supposedly past volatile relationship he was so angry and looked me in my eyes and asked if I wanted him knocked off. I knew then, what I had done and was doing was wrong on every level. I knew then the seriousness of my wrong. I knew before that it was wrong but didn’t realize the effect you can have or the detriment caused by being a selfish liar. I was VERY afraid after he asked me that and left well enough alone.

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
12:06 pm

Professor we are just enjoying a conversation about panties with our friend Princess her, no need to be on guard just relax. Can I offer you two some wine or something. Question, do any of you have on some VS panties now? You do. Sure I would like to see them, I am fine with the both of you prancing around in panties and high heels. Oh my wife, as long as long as I don’t touch you she is fine (Man LIE) It was said that I can’t touch you but you can touch me (Woman Lie) LOL :)

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
12:06 pm

I think Ike Turner was the original cause for term and making that A-shirt the “wife beater”.

Melo

May 21st, 2010
12:07 pm

everytime you saw someone on cops getting arrested

men tank top??

undervest/garment is one think..men tank top?? is that tank top wearing dude not tippy toeing to the switch hitter side?

so uall like cops too??

we are addicted to cops and AMW…..i hate it when fox bumps the show for nascar or some else.

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:08 pm

Carlito,

you are outta control LOL, you should go pick up some nice stuff for JULIA while the sale is going on ;)

Professor

May 21st, 2010
12:09 pm

PK I am not sure because I still kick my little panties since I use tams…I’m just messing with Carlito trying to find a list of stuff :wink:

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:09 pm

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:10 pm

Professor I don’t have “the issue” due to my IUD so I don’t have to switch up either LOL

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
12:10 pm

Princess, she knows were the airport is and the malls, for sure. LOL, I just got a fashion of all the swimsuits she bought for our trip to Florida next week. What type of panties are you favorites?

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
12:10 pm

LOL…and it’s stained…at least from my view.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
12:11 pm

I need some polo shirts……..

M. (pronouced M dot)

May 21st, 2010
12:11 pm

@Professor

Its all good. Thats what the dating game is trial and error, bumps and bruises.

I guess I have stories because I actually am in the dating game 100% because I have no kids and can date on the regular.

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:11 pm

Luvbug it is LOL

Willie Dynamite

May 21st, 2010
12:11 pm

Afternoon All,

DigThat – Peep the woman’s individual technique and then mimic it when clearly it is to my benefit and it burns them the eff up because of course they can see what I’m doing because it is like looking in the mirror

Classic Game.

Melo

May 21st, 2010
12:11 pm

Princessnik??

yeah,that cant be a tank top..u had me confused..but its all good.

if u want to see a men tank tops..go to Atl, tenth and piedmont tmrw..weather is good…ull see man tank tops. :lol:

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:13 pm

Carlito

Hipsters and Boyshorts

Professor

May 21st, 2010
12:13 pm

Carlito I am relaxed… :grin: since we cannot find DreamsM I will take a glass of wine and show you around the VS store. You know I get chatty when I drink, but I don’t lie :wink:

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:14 pm

lady j

i saw the cutest purple black and white striped Polo, that would go lovely with the purple and black air max i want.

Melo

May 21st, 2010
12:14 pm

why do women whisper a lot,esp at work,while standing in the hall way??

Is that gossip discussion not lies…..??

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:15 pm

yeah,that cant be a tank top

Melo

tank top, muscle shirt, undershirt

semantics my dear friend

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
12:15 pm

Professor, since Dreams is not here, I am going to pay for every set that you and Princess model for me. I dont mind you two changing in front of me. Sorry I can’t help you undo that bra, remember I can not touch, but I am sure you could help each other with that. :)

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
12:16 pm

PK confession I just brought my first boyshorts set triied it on and LIKED it! LOL I tuked the set away! ;) LOL

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:16 pm

since we cannot find DreamsM

sssshhhhh lady j, professor ya’ll help me jimmy this lock on the top-shelf liquor!!!!

:lol: :lol:

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
12:17 pm

@Willie D- Bruh you already know

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
12:17 pm

Lady J, care to join and keep the good vibes rolling? lol

Professor

May 21st, 2010
12:17 pm

M.dot, how old are you if you don’t mind me inquiring?

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
12:18 pm

My pimp game is weak, I am better off married. LOL

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
12:19 pm

1) fake fingernails – got my own nails
2) fake eyelashes – don’t have any fake lashes
3) fake breasts – if i paid for fake breast this small, i oughta be shot
4) any undergarment made to hide fat – well guess I should stop wearing underwear then –> phatty catty ;-)

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
12:20 pm

I have to be really picky about the boyshorts though. Sometimes the cut does not fit well in the back. I don’t like the kind where your butt kind of hangs out. The panty feels like its riding up…very uncomfortable. It’s hit and miss sometimes.

Professor

May 21st, 2010
12:20 pm

(whispering) ok PK I will be the lookout put everything in this roller suitcase if you can get his blender…that’s the good kind. :grin:

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
12:20 pm

nope carlito lol

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:21 pm

Carlito,

I dare not upset that Italian Wife of yours ! lol

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
12:21 pm

pk i will take a Texas Margarita please! yes ma’am! I need a turkey sandwich too! LOL

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
12:22 pm

Lady J, you said no to a player,said no to a pimp. LOL

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:22 pm

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
12:23 pm

Princess, let me see if she wants to watch too. LOL She is kind of territorial, LOL

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
12:26 pm

I’m not saying that we are always lying when we were clothes that camoflage some spots but lets say you are 5′3 and 253 pounds, losing weight would be a better option versus a girdle while trying to shop in New York and CO.
Take your big butt to Lane Bryant!

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
12:26 pm

Carlito LMBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Melo

May 21st, 2010
12:26 pm

there was this chic i saw this morning,about to board a plane,wearing what looks like hooters uniform..black tank and matching short short shorts….. niiiice, i wld say, if i was out in the mall on a satrday!

now,in her favor,she had nice legs and cute face……and a boyfriend, i assumed,in tow…..

but she was even trying to pull the short longer at the back, i looked at her doing that once or twice…..

@Ladies,tell me sme..whats the mindset like..when u choose to wear some like that??

@Guys…u dont mind do u, when ur chic is clearly being the MS. Exhibitionist in Chief and u there in tow, in a public non-club environment??

At the club, i dont mimd! :lol:

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
12:26 pm

<—–Loves that I gets free VS coupons every month!

abc

May 21st, 2010
12:27 pm

If you’re 5′3″ and 253 lbs, there is no such thing as camouflage. You’re going to look like Miss Orb no matter what you do!

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
12:28 pm

@BMW ~ you’ll be fine in time. You have a good heart and a good head on your shoulders…you’ll be fine and you will find love, just follow the yellow brick road.

@Prof ~ because I am a good person outside of my sassy azz mouth…lol.

:lol: :lol: that’s me in a nutshell!

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
12:28 pm

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
12:28 pm

I am, 5′3 253lbs, that is a lost cause.

If your stomach sticks out more than your breast or your booty, you might want to only come out during the winter months.

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
12:30 pm

4) any undergarment made to hide fat – well guess I should stop wearing underwear then –> phatty catty

So many thoughts just went through my head(s)

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:30 pm

Okay professor finally got to listen to the Benny Mardones version, gotta say I’m digging the Usher version waaaaaaaaaaaaay more LOL.

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
12:30 pm

lies men tell:

1) spray on muscles
2) the comb over or toupee to hide over the bald spot
3) (saw this on MTV true life once) calf implants!
4)saying you are taking care of your parents when in fact you are the one living with them while they take care of you.

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
12:31 pm

I am, want to be a model? LOL

Melo, my woman does a sexy classy thing and sometimes it is borderline. I don’t mind, I know who she is and she has the body for it. LOL

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
12:31 pm

LOL @ Carlito, come out during winter months.

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
12:31 pm

@Melo ~ a lot of whispering in the hallways is for HR and Management…you never know when someone will walk by (LOL)!

abc

May 21st, 2010
12:32 pm

Well now, most of the country is fat, you know. All you have to do is be in a crowd and look around. How many fatties are there? 2/3’s to 3/4’s of the people there, depending on where you are. Waddling slowly. It’s as if overweight has become the new normal physique.

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
12:32 pm

@Carlito- That is what I call a booty do.

When your stomach sticks our more than yo booty do.

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
12:33 pm

Dig That, LOL that is funny :)

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
12:34 pm

@I am- Spray on muscles? Lol. Where can one buy some of that?

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:34 pm

you never know when someone will walk by

@leggs, the guys always joke i need bells on my shoes so they know when i’m approaching LOL

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
12:34 pm

@BlackMagic…Staceye…some ‘igga got you doing voodoo now? say it ain’t so!!

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
12:35 pm

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
12:35 pm

Calf implants? Wow!!!

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:35 pm

Oh and leggs I tell them if they can’t notice the difference in the sound of my heels against the floor versus workboots they got a problem.

Melo

May 21st, 2010
12:35 pm

http://www.cnbc.com/id/37258698

any company that does this..im quitting this job to join them,even with a 200% pay cut, as office messenger/delivery man! :lol:

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
12:35 pm

oklay time for me to take a nap.
I’ll be back Lay-Tah!!!

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
12:37 pm

I saw some t-shirts for men (girdles) at Neiman Marcus for sale. Man Girdles, LOL

Professor

May 21st, 2010
12:38 pm

@PK I love Usher’s version. After I got older Benny’s version makes me think when sings out, “She’s just 16 years old leaver her alone they sayyyyy.” Benny is standing there looking 25 years old :shock: Seriously I love both songs…I can clean the house on Benny’s version, but Usher’s version will have me climbing the wall

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
12:39 pm

Carlito- Reminds me of an episode of Seinfeld when Kramer was going to be partners on a venture to create the man bra

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:40 pm

I don’t like the kind where your butt kind of hangs out

@Leggs, those are the kind that are for “his viewing pleasure” i wouldn’t recommend trying to wear those all day especially if you do a lot of up and down or walking.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
12:41 pm

Professor Usher triggers my alter ego!!!!! Girl these singles here lately! Whew I deny the brotha a long time but i am slowly embrace that Usher! LOL

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
12:41 pm

Dig That, lol Man Bra’s.

PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine

May 21st, 2010
12:41 pm

but Usher’s version will have me climbing the wall

@ professor yes ma’am, that song will have you just gone!

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
12:42 pm

Usher is cougar prey that makes nice music.

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
12:43 pm

@Leggs- Yes for my viewing pleasure. They coming off soon anyway. Show off.

<—Playing Usher's version for Princess and Professor

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
12:44 pm

<—-shooting at the blog monster

Melo

May 21st, 2010
12:44 pm

@Ladies!!

The Biggest lie from uall that i like best coz its working in my favor,so i dont even care:

I dont normally do this!

Classic and still sounds Niiice & Fresh!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
12:44 pm

any company that does this..im quitting this job to join them,even with a 200% pay cut, as office messenger/delivery man!

Melo…try that…Mrs Zulu will end that little tribe of yours for messing up her money, LOL

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
12:45 pm

Maybe the blog monster didn’t like my comment bout the butt hanging out of them shorts. Lol
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
12:46 pm

dig that you are on ther verge of time out buddy lololololol

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
12:50 pm

@LadyJ- Clearly. I’m blaming it on you….

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
12:52 pm

Ushers song “Little Freak”, yes that is the one. :)

If you’re fu**ing with me
Really fu**ing with me
you go get some girls and bring them to me
if you fu**in with me
Really fu**ing with me
you let her put her hands in your pants
and be my little freak

Professor

May 21st, 2010
12:56 pm

Carlito Usher need to come holler at this cougar. :grin:

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
12:58 pm

I have wondered where the term cougar was introduced

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
1:02 pm

Professor, LOL

Dig That, I don’t know.

Highschool students are saying the free condoms are to small. LOL
http://www.ajc.com/news/students-request-receive-larger-532550.html

Melo

May 21st, 2010
1:02 pm

yeah,cougars handle better due to relative experience visavis their adversaries current lovers.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
1:05 pm

lollololollol

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
1:05 pm

Dig That, I found this article.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/591001/where_does_the_term_cougar_come_from.html?cat=41

Urbandictionary.com defines a cougar as a female who is in her 30’s and older and is in her sexual prime who prefers to hunt than be hunted. This lady is described to frequent clubs in her search for a man, whom she prefers to be much younger and willing to have fun, in any way.

A cougar is further depicted to come in different sizes and forms: from the overly surgically enhanced ladies, to a sad and rather chunky woman, to a real hot, gorgeous mama.

Many might wonder why the word cougar has been introduced to label these ladies. If it is referring to the perceived aggressive behavior of these ladies in finding their prey, then why did they not use the terms tiger or lion? The lioness is often glorified for its hunting prowess. The lioness is an excellent hunter and is able to execute her skills with clockwork precision.

kimmie

May 21st, 2010
1:05 pm

Did any of you see Grey’s Anatomy last night? Very intense!

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
1:07 pm

Grey’s Anatomy damn near gave me a heart attack last night. It was so sad. But notice how only Mercy West people died?

kimmie

May 21st, 2010
1:10 pm

Scool – They needed to go, except for Dr.Avery, with his fine, pretty-eyed self! Yeah, I was on the edge of my seat too!!

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
1:11 pm

Carlito- Thanks bruh. Basically its a old freak lookn for a young buck for some cut up. I’m clear now.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
1:13 pm

Kimmie, I missed it. I plan to watch it probably tomorrow or Sunday so don’t tell what happened please.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
1:14 pm

carlito and melo with these articles! LOL

kimmie

May 21st, 2010
1:14 pm

Okay Raqi, I won’t spoil it for you!

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
1:14 pm

But notice how only Mercy West people died?

Oh well, carry on. I take it something drastic happened. LOL

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
1:16 pm

I missed Private Practice last week and still haven’t gotten around to watching it.

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
1:17 pm

I agree. They weren’t really adding anything to the series.

It almost makes me wonder if Ms. Rhymes’ in her genius created them to be disposable characters. Because really, other than Avery and the chick who is Shadow Shepard had any real character development.

And Chandra played the hell out of her Bailey role last night.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
1:18 pm

I was watching the golden girls but the FB status last night told it all…..i lost interest in that show for some reason……lol

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
1:18 pm

Rock – it’s pretty clear up front that it’s not going to go good for certain characters.

kimmie

May 21st, 2010
1:20 pm

Chandra will probably get an Emmy nomination on last night alone.

Raqi, you got some good tv to catch up on!

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
1:20 pm

Was NeNe’s new nose discussed while I was gone?

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
1:20 pm

Was NeNe’s new nose discussed while I was gone?

kimmie

May 21st, 2010
1:24 pm

SCool – No, but what about Deshawn’s divorce? Wasn’t really expecting that, but oh well.

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
1:26 pm

Eek!?!?! What?!?! Missed that. To google, I go. However, in that one season of the show, their relationship did not seem all that loving. It seemed more respectful than anything else.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
1:28 pm

SexyCool and Kimmie, that good huh? I may just have to watch it tonight after everybody has gone to bed.

kimmie

May 21st, 2010
1:30 pm

Raqi – Get comfortable & curl up on the couch with your favorite snack!

SCool – It was on the front of the ajc yesterday. They seemed like they had been together since school, so I was hopeful. But you can always tell when thing are “not quite right”.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
1:36 pm

Kimmie, yeah get comfortable with my Snuggie. LOL

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
1:37 pm

Alright, folks… It’s 1:30 already; happy hour starts at 4:30 today. So, it’s about time Freaky Friday got rolling. Melo, Dreams, Carlito — you with me? Let’s do this thing….

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
1:38 pm

Nene’s nose= FAIL

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
1:39 pm

I will atttempt to do some work now (yeah…I’m lyin)

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
1:40 pm

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
1:42 pm

Swiss, I tried to get something going with Professor and Princess earlier, I think they are more into each other and Lady J flat out told me “no”. LOL , show me how it is done Jedi Master. LOL

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
1:43 pm

Im – agree.

On another note, I finally made it over to Five Guys – yeah, I know, it’s been months and months since the Obama hoopla. Tasted like the burgers I make at home. So, I was not disappointed but not overly impressed either. It left me trying to figure out why food critics and the general public makes such a fuss over what equals to good home cooking. Are there that many non-cooking folk in this world?

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
1:44 pm

@PrincessNik ~ you need to explain it to those men anymore. You gave a great example in the sound of heels vs the sound of workboots. If that doesn’t sink in nothing will. :lol:

Dagnabit, I had to quickly scroll down. I taped Grey’s. Was too busy to watch a 2-hr show. Don’t give anything away folks, PLEASE.

kimmie

May 21st, 2010
1:44 pm

There is an article entitled – “Is Dora the Explorer an illegal immigrant?”

LMAO!

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
1:45 pm

kimmie you beat me to it! I said naw i am not going to post it lmbao what will i tell my child! LOL

kimmie

May 21st, 2010
1:45 pm

Are there that many non-cooking folk in this world?

SCool – Yep

Gorgeous Green Eyes

May 21st, 2010
1:46 pm

The Biggest LIAR I met was on line (dating website)…He pretended to be an OFFICER in the Military and was really a Valet Parking Attendant!..He them stole $3,187.00 worth of furs and jewelry from me and he got himself a FELONY CONVICTION for that (In March 2010) Justice was served! A VERY BIG THANK YOU to Sandy Springs Police Dept and a very special Detective who worked my case and nailed this dude for me.
YES!

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
1:46 pm

@PrincessNik ~ that was suppose to say you need NOT explain it anymore.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
1:48 pm

GGE that sounds like an episode of 48 hours mystery lol

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
1:51 pm

Swiss, we are waiting :)

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
1:52 pm

Which one of you mentioned Pacman on google. I have been tied up playing that like a little kid last hour.

Damn GGE- That was more than a lie. I wonder if you still hooking up wit dudes on line.

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
1:53 pm

Dig That, I have been playing it also.

Is the vagina a muscle or just a hole?

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
1:53 pm

kimmie, Dora probably is. LOL I got tickled listening to Mexico’s president talk crap about USofA not being thankful for what his people contributes to this country. How in the heck can you walk into someone else’s house and tell them how they should treat you kids who you mistreat? If Mexico was a better place to live they wouldn’t be running from over there sneaking across our borders.

Your child breaks into my house thru the back door and you are going to try to tell me I am not treating that child fair. Hell it’s my house and any child in my house abide by my rules.

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
1:56 pm

Raqi, how do you think Native American Indians feel? LOL

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
1:56 pm

Digs – I mentioned it. I’ve been playin it off and on. He won’t move quick enough though :lol: :mad:

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
1:56 pm

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
1:57 pm

If it is a muscle, does an obese woman have an out of shape vagina as well? Or could that be the only muscle in shape on her?

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
1:57 pm

“Swiss, I tried to get something going with Professor and Princess earlier, I think they are more into each other”

Carlito — Watch & learn, young padawan…

Hey there, Prof. How you doin’, PrincessNik? I see you two ladies are getting all chummy up in here… Nice… Can I get either of you a drink? Maybe a little hit of X? Help me help you…. ;-) :lol:

kimmie

May 21st, 2010
1:57 pm

Raqi – they get over & get by quite a bit.

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
1:57 pm

Got the Shadow Shepard character mixed up with the chick that is now Shepard’s assistant.

Leggs/Rock – Meredith shot Christina. Izzie shot the chick that had the crush on Alex. Lexie shot Mark. Miranda shot Tucker. Callie married Richard. With so many people shot, the entire staff from Private Practice had to come take over Seattle Grace.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
1:58 pm

SWISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
1:58 pm

@Melo ~ on that Naked Friday writeup, I had to laugh and agree that more than likely the hot chick probably won’t show up naked, but the man that eats the cheetos, funyuns and beer would…too funny…aww, the visual, can’t even see his pecker for his beer gut! My eyes, o my eyes!!!

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:00 pm

LOL SexyCool. Thanks for the recap.

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:00 pm

@SexyC ~ I read your first few words and quickly scrolled UP to not see your posting. Y u do dat?

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
2:00 pm

@luvbug- He is moving rather slowly or we just need a joystick.

Carlito- Somehow I believe that muscle is what is in shape. Big girls need love too.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:01 pm

kimmie, I mean really. For the stuff they get around and away with he needs to take his behind somewhere and STFU.

BlackMagicWoman

May 21st, 2010
2:01 pm

LorDemi….you are funny! :lol: You know where my family is originally from…..so I could practice it if I chose to.

SWISS…gotta love your crazy a$$!!!!! :lol:

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
2:01 pm

Leggs – I’m lying.

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:01 pm

@Raqi ~ I don’t want a recap. People please blog about anything just so SexyC’s post will be further up on the page I won’t have to look at it. I want to be pleasantly surprised sitting in my oversized chair chillin.

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
2:02 pm

@Raqi- SexyC got you caught up quick. I don’t even watch the show but I feel like there is no need to now. Lol

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:03 pm

Hmmmm, still not reading whatever it is you posted.

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
2:06 pm

Rock – kudos to you for realizing that what I posted was so far fetched it could NEVER happen. LOL!

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
2:06 pm

Dig That, I am sure they do, I think it is a muscle so that means a woman with a sloppy one had to much experience or is just lazy and wont get her muscle in shape? LOL

Swiss, I forgot the X. :)

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
2:07 pm

Digs- I just replayed and Mrs. Packman popped up.

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
2:11 pm

Can I get either of you a drink? Maybe a little hit of X? Help me help you…LOL

Gorgeous Green Eyes

May 21st, 2010
2:12 pm

Hey DIG THAT and LADY J: No, I am NOT hooking up with LOSERS ON LINE…NEVER again ! That was a wake up call and he was younger than me…charming as a snake in the grass. I have plenty to pick from that DON’T LIE……My whole life could be a 48 hours mystery LADY J!!!!!!
Guess you can call me a SERIAL MARRIER….Nest topic on here should be: MEN THAT RESURFACE…and honey they sure do SOONER OR LATER….

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:13 pm

Anybody going to the Maysa (sp?) concert tonight.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
2:13 pm

no afternoon funnies folks……hmmmmmm

times a wasting, my bed is calling my name too! sigh!

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
2:14 pm

GGE LMBAO!

I will watch the episodes to chica! LOL

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:14 pm

@GGE ~ I love 48 Hours Mystery. Give us a recap on one of your life encounters.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
2:17 pm

leggs you stoopid! LMBAO!!!!!

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:19 pm

Like I’m not goofing off enough. Just opened AJC and I now see where you can play PacMan. My company has blocked our access. Hmmmm, I wonder why.

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
2:22 pm

BlackMagic…well…my tongue is similar to blackmagic…would you like some of my voodoo?

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:22 pm

Meredith shot Christina

Leggs, that statement right there I knew couldn’t be true so I read the rest knowing she was kidding.

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
2:25 pm

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. LOL

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
2:26 pm

I can’t stand the rain….against my window….

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
2:27 pm

soopadoopa fly

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:27 pm

I just saw the most hilarious commercial for online dating where the guy and lady are trying to get their relations on and stuff keeps happening like them bumping heads and falling over stuff. That commercial is so real until it’s quite funny. Relating doesn’t half of the time get done with as much grace and ease as some unknowing would like to imagine. It’s a clumsy, stumbling, messy awkward ordeal. LOL

I love that commercial.

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
2:28 pm

Guess you can call me a SERIAL MARRIER….she got that Ali-money

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
2:28 pm

@Leggs- Goofing off is an understatement. I am definitely getting paid for nothing today. I DIDN’T COME HERE TO WORK!!!(Bernie Mack voice)

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
2:30 pm

Things I don’t understand

1) People from work who keep inviting me to their away from work activities that I keep coming up with excuses for why I can’t attend. (Dude, haven’t you figured out, after five years, that I’m really not coming to your get-togethers….for *any* reason?)

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:34 pm

@Raqi ~ those were the only words I read and cringed.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:34 pm

SexyCool, don’t you just hate that. LOL I didn’t social with too many people outside of work. I tolerated them because I had to but I didn’t like them enough to want to hang out their houses or them at mine. You try to find the right excuses but you almost want to say “look here dude/dudette I don’t even like you”.

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:35 pm

@SexyC ~ apparently they like you and believe your lame a$$ plausible excuses!

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
2:36 pm

raqi in the madea voice i happily declined dugans tonight too! NOT!

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
2:37 pm

And they really are lame.

#Things I don’t understand

You no longer stop by my office for small talk because you’re mad that I had to do what they pay me to do and call you on your bullsht. And you think my feelings are hurt? Really?!?

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:37 pm

I just got sleepy all of sudden.

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
2:37 pm

Well d@mn. I admit defeat.

So, since nobody wants to get freaky today…

Check it out: my company got a nice little write-up in an ATL tech blog… (I challenge anybody in here to a Pong battle)

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
2:38 pm

@Raqi/SexyC- They never get the message and will invite you to every single event.

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
2:38 pm

Oh…and Rock, I agree. It’s also that “I like you enough to talk to you at work, but not away from the office.”

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:39 pm

Gouda, you looking for a freaky Friday? Where were you yesterday? LOL

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
2:40 pm

Raqi — My arse actually had to work yesterday. I see everybody else already blew their load… :lol:

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:44 pm

@Raqi ~ I too have been inflicted with that lunch sleep disorder. Going to take my 15 min break and go for a walk around the bldg.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:44 pm

Gouda, this is just for you. Mon marido is going to llik both of us if he finds out. LOL

Ret now I am wearing a new pair of lace boy shorts that I got from Fredericks a few weeks ago that…

That’s all you get.

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
2:44 pm

People from work who keep inviting me to their away from work activities that I keep coming up with excuses for why I can’t attend.

like…

1. my a$$ is tired of seeing your a$$ at work

2. puddy is dry from looking at your a$$ at work.

3. would whether sit at home with a glass of wine and enjoying some self loving.

LOL

Melo

May 21st, 2010
2:44 pm

forgive…im in a meeting and had to come on here to check on ya….

who dat orgarnise a very importnt bizz meeting on a friday…..??.so far.. 2 hrs??

MTFCKKKAA……later! :mrgreen: :lol: :lol:

DreamsMaterialize

May 21st, 2010
2:44 pm

Afternoon
stumbling through in between meetings
I know we’re not on topic anymore, but the lies I hate the most are the “volunteered lies”. These are lies that people tell without you having asked. Ex. I meant to call you back, but I fell asleep, and my mom called, and the house got on fire, and there was an earthquake.

All these lies when I didn’t even ask you why you didn’t call back. Don’t volunteer the lies, please.

Off topic: The Blog Bar is open. Sorry I’m late. We need a freaky deaky drink to finish off Friday the right way. Drink of the day for the ladies is Daddy Is Coming. Your drink is free when you say “Dreams gimme some (insert bolded acronym)”

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:46 pm

Oh yeah, Kym if you are around, I thank you every time I use you line and I used it last night. It carries the same level of hilarity no matter how many times I use it. Thanks. LOL

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
2:47 pm

LorDemi LMBAO!!!!!!!

Hey DreamsM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
2:50 pm

“Ret now I am wearing a new pair of lace boy shorts that I got from Fredericks a few weeks ago that…”

Raqi — Now that is a coincidence…. I ate a pair of lace panties from Fredrick’s for breakfast this morning… Small world…

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:52 pm

SexyCool, yeah like when I used to see some folks in the mall on the weekends and they act we were the best of friends. Uh, nope, only at work do I have to talk to you. LOL

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
2:52 pm

@Dreams- C’mon man. You seem to be the only with the key to the bar. So you know we thirsty

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
2:53 pm

swiss natrual fool are you! LOLOLOL too funny! for breakfast and small world!!!!!! You may beat out gary owen buddy! LMBAO!

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:55 pm

Gouda, does Mrs. Swiss shop at Fred’s also? I have been getting more stuff there lately. He is giving Vick a run for my money. LOL There is one at Gwinnett Place that I go to. I may go by there tomorrow while I am out.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
2:55 pm

my summer has officially started….let’s see what adventures and mis adventures awaits…..hmmmmm….for the time being I need rest……lol

peace folks!

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
3:00 pm

“Gouda, does Mrs. Swiss shop at Fred’s also?”

Raqi — Actually, no… I embellished (ahem — lied — ahem) the story to make the retort funnier… ;-) Mrs. Swiss is pretty much exclusively a Vicky’s girl…

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
3:00 pm

In regards to clumpsy fkcing I’ve done the bump heads thing when i’m trying to fling my hair out the way and end up knocking the living daylights out of dudes head. LOL! Or when you get a cramp you can no longer ignore…that’s hilarious…or if you guys fall off of whatever surface you happen to be using at the time. Or when you get a bit besides yourself and come down at the wrong time can you say OUCH!!!!! Sprained Pea nis :shock:

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
3:03 pm

Random thought: Brenda’s got a baby, but Brendas barely got a brain…a dayum shame, the girl can hardly spell her name.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:05 pm

Gouda, I’ve got this fiyah corset that I bought the last time I was there. I have it hidden. I am trying to wait until September to wear it. However, if I just so happen to find that he is rather upset with me about something I will go ahead and just so happen to be walking around the room with it on. LOL I also have the thigh highs to go with it.

mytw♥tatas

May 21st, 2010
3:08 pm

An ominous cloud hovers over the city on this breezy Friday afternoon… What’s that wafting through the air? Ahh yes, mischief-making is surely swirlin’ about…

Everybody misbehavin’ or just preparing to do so?

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
3:08 pm

Dreams – pour me up an Apple Martini and…”Give me dat Honey Love” ;-)

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
3:11 pm

Raqi — On that lingerie note… Don’t get me wrong, I like seeing hot chicks in lingerie… but, honestly, you all could just walk around butt-nekkid & get me just as excited (or more) for a lot less $$…. :lol:

DreamsMaterialize

May 21st, 2010
3:14 pm

Dreams – pour me up an Apple Martini and…”Give me dat Honey Love”
Slim Apple Martini coming up. And I actually have some honey here along with a book called “1001 Ways to Use Honey on the CT”. Let’s go see if we can get through the whole book by the end of the weekend.

Professor

May 21st, 2010
3:15 pm

Stepping in…

@swiss…I saw your post you are so bad I’ll take the drink w/o the X

$3,187.00 worth of furs and jewelry

Green Eyes Where do you buy your furs and jewelry at? I cannot find one fur or piece of jewelry for $3,187.00 and you found both valued at that amount.

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
3:16 pm

I really don’t mean to change the flow, but this had me in tears. When will this shyt stop:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70_070bZ-4U&NR=1

Professor

May 21st, 2010
3:16 pm

Slim that is some classic ‘pac right there…

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:18 pm

LOL Slim. Yeah like when in the dark you kiss an eye or nose when aiming for the mouth.

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
3:20 pm

“LOL Slim. Yeah like when in the dark you kiss an eye or nose when aiming for the mouth.”

Note to self: Start sleeping with The Matterhorn on the pillow….

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
3:22 pm

Thanks for the laugh, i’m swiss…matterhorn on the pillow…

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
3:23 pm

Dreams – Sounds good to me. I guess I need to throw back a few 5hr energy drinks.

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
3:25 pm

~~~~~stumbling back from the blog bar~~~~~~

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
3:27 pm

Raqi – or when it just easily slips into the wrong hole….what?…that’s never happened to you?….LOL

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
3:27 pm

@I am ~ be careful because LadyJ will be stumbling right behind you. Don’t need you two falling on top of each other!

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
3:28 pm

Dreams – i need a little help over here in the bathroom stall. I sort of got the party started with the honey by myself. Now i got tissue and stuff stuck all over me.

Melo

May 21st, 2010
3:28 pm

In regards to clumpsy fkcing

oogh..this is how far uall have come now…nice

@Slim?? as for me,it gets clumsy when i really want to nutt and the nutting aint happening no matter how much speed i put into it..meanwhile, i can tell from her huffing and oowing that if i nutt right now,shes getting over the top..aaaggghh..aghhhhhhhhh but the nutting aint happening. Usually happens after some gin drinks at the bar tho.

That gets on ma nerves Big time. :-)

The other one is when,after a period of strokking it in,she suddenly gets dry that i feel pain on my wang and she feels pain too on her vejay…so much that i have to pull it out………thats another disturbance that gets on my nerves. :-)

I dont like additives when fckking..u know the creams..lubes etc..naw thats not for me….

If u cant oil urself well enough naturally coz “Daddy is hoooooome..I know u wet” like Usher sings..then we gotta wait and warm this engine a lil longer!

:lol: :lol;

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
3:28 pm

Or when you get a bit besides yourself and come down at the wrong time can you say OUCH!!!!! Sprained Pea nis

That’s not funny, i’ve heard of dudes going to the emergency room over that one

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
3:28 pm

“…or when it just easily slips into the wrong hole…”

I know, Slim… I hate it when I’m expecting the azz & accidentally get the pu$$y… :lol:

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
3:28 pm

Leggs youtube clip makes me wanna say : Top of the world Craig!!!!

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:29 pm

Slim, HELL NAW!!!!!

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
3:29 pm

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:30 pm

Nothing splits the back crack except my thong. LOL Not even by accident.

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
3:31 pm

The other one is when,after a period of strokking it in,she suddenly gets dry….a little tongue work helps with that.

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
3:32 pm

Yeah come inside
Now turn the lights down
Don’t be scared, touch me
I know what you want and uh
Tonight is your night
For the rest of your life
So just lay back and listen

There’s something in your eyes baby
It’s telling me you want me baby
Tonight is your night
See you dont have to ask for nothin’
I’ll give you everything you need
So girl don’t be shy
Oh just………..

Professor

May 21st, 2010
3:32 pm

Tell’em again Demi

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
3:35 pm

…or when it just easily slips into the wrong hole…

Yep, thats how most women discover their love for anal…I don’t know what dudes escuse is, though

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:36 pm

Neva sprained a pea nis coming down on it but I have kneed it by mistake twice while play fighting. And from what I can tell the more aroused he was during our play the more it hurt.

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
3:36 pm

“I dont like additives when fckking..u know the creams..lubes etc..naw thats not for me….”

I co-sign on that…AU NATURALLLL baby. Lick it, lick it up!! (party’s with halitosis n/a) lol

‘I hate it when I’m expecting the azz & accidentally get the pu$$y’

i’m swiss – OMG ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Raqi – I was kidding Exit only

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
3:37 pm

Ladies — Hypothetical question:

If you could only have one or the other, would you rather have right this minute:

a) An hour of PHD-level oral CT service

or

b) An hour of porn-star dizzle-pounding

Please include detailed explanations with your answers…

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:38 pm

If I was 20 years younger I would strip down to my undies and run outside in the rain in the backyard and back. I don’t know why just got that urge. LOL

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
3:39 pm

Also, please provide your current location & I’ll be right over…

:lol:

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
3:39 pm

‘I don’t know what dudes escuse is, though’ :shock:

Maybe dude was doing some manscaping and accidently slipped the clippers up too close to the dookie shute.

DreamsMaterialize

May 21st, 2010
3:40 pm

Now i got tissue and stuff stuck all over me.
Slim the book said to use cotton candy. you cannot substitute toilet paper. It’s all good though…we’ll just have to jump straight to the section on Honey and Jacuzzi Jets.

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
3:41 pm

i’m swiss – dayum dude, that’s a good question. I’m not really feeling the urge to be pounded out right now, but I can’t handle a whole hour of CT slobbing either. The sensitivity would have my crushing your skull in 3 different places. LOL! (plus, when done right, doesn’t take 60 minutes)

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:42 pm

Gouda, the first. P0rn star pounding is not that exciting looking. I likes the change up in the stroking. A little grind here and some pelvic to cl!t swirl there amid the thrusting. P0rnstar pounding is just bam, bam, bam.

Melo

May 21st, 2010
3:43 pm

I co-sign on that!

@Slim??

i know and happy we se eye to eye….

postulating strongly on here what u like and dont automaticall puts some chicks out of my range/bizzness but hey………

we talking about Big lies..so why not tell the truf for a change..and let the chips lie where they may……

glad u in my camp Slim…………..

:lol: :lol:

@Demi…a little tongue work helps with that.

Leggs and I always wondered why u talk with a slip..now we knaw ur speciality.. :lol:

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
3:43 pm

If I was 20 years younger I would strip down to my undies and run outside in the rain in the backyard and back. I don’t know why just got that urge.

Raqi..you can do it!!!

Slim, get the 3D cam…Raqi just had a baby, so you know you got those perfect boobies

DreamsMaterialize

May 21st, 2010
3:44 pm

~~~~~stumbling back from the blog bar~~~~~~
I am whatever come back now ya hear? don’t be a stranger. I always got what you need here at the Blog Bar.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:45 pm

LorDemi, my baby is almost a year old you know. LOL But yeah they are still quite plump and perky. LOL I noted this morning that they are a bit sore and plump today.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:46 pm

I think they might be broken.

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
3:49 pm

Slim — I should have qualified that: The hour can be spread across multiple sessions, if you prefer… :lol:

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
3:50 pm

you all could just walk around butt-nekkid & get me just as excited (or more) for a lot less $$….

Some guys say butt naked and a headband is all a woman needs.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:50 pm

Imma have to stop dealing with yall. Yall make me do crazy thangs. I just sent my hub a text message stating that my boobies are sore and I think they may be broken. He responded asking me if I want him to come home so he can kiss and make them better.

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
3:51 pm

“I noted this morning that they are a bit sore and plump today.”

Raqi — Maybe you’re preggers again? ;-)

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
3:52 pm

Melo…lol…nah, I am deaf dude, I am missing a lot of sounds in my speeches.

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
3:52 pm

Slim runs with 3D camera trying to catch Raqi’s plumb rounds but ends up slipping on a banana peel. Now who in da heyal did that?!!

Dreams – Hmmm cotton candy?….you think you can dip me in the cotton candy machine and wrap my whole body in pink & purple cotton candy…then you can eat it all off? :oops:

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:56 pm

Yall should smell these chocolate chip cookies I just took out of the oven. Reminds me of my grandmother.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:57 pm

Gouda, I may be a lot of things but pregnant is not one of them. LOL

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:58 pm

My son just walked in the door. Before he got in good he yelled “Yay cookies!!!” LOL

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
3:59 pm

“Reminds me of my grandmother.”

Aw h3ll naw, Raqi! You went from talking about running around butt-nekkid in the rain to Granny in like 2 posts?!?! You know clumsy phlucking isn’t the only way you can get a sprained p-nis… :lol:

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
4:01 pm

Could mean your ‘Aunt’ is coming to visit soon, Raqi

DreamsMaterialize

May 21st, 2010
4:02 pm

you think you can dip me in the cotton candy machine and wrap my whole body in pink & purple cotton candy…then you can eat it all off?
Cotton candy won’t be all I’m eating.

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
4:02 pm

i am out all be easy

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
4:04 pm

Raqi…the visual!!! You have a good one, sis!!!

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:09 pm

DreamsMaterialize

May 21st, 2010
3:44 pm
~~~~~stumbling back from the blog bar~~~~~~
I am whatever come back now ya hear? don’t be a stranger. I always got what you need here at the Blog Bar.

Why did that make me think of Stephen King’s book “Needful Things.” Whatever a person needed, this store had it.

@im swiss ~ tell her…went from hot sexy mama to Moms Mabley in 2 strokes!

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:12 pm

Sorry, Moms Mabley is way before your time.

Professor

May 21st, 2010
4:13 pm

Swiss I am going to take “a”

DreamsMaterialize

May 21st, 2010
4:16 pm

Enter your comments here

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
4:17 pm

I missed it, LOL

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:19 pm

This is the blahest Freaky Friday in history!

Melo

May 21st, 2010
4:22 pm

okay ladies,be very very careful when in the home,cleaning….
if u need my help,call me,email me…see here.. be4 u make that mistake…coz ull have a hard time explaining…

http://www.ajc.com/news/paulding-woman-loses-breast-532321.html

Professor

May 21st, 2010
4:22 pm

Leggs you are right…we need everyone to type the freakiest thing they have ever said, heard or did.

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
4:22 pm

(at the blog bar) Thank you sir! i’ll have another one.

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:23 pm

U first Prof!

Professor

May 21st, 2010
4:23 pm

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
4:24 pm

You woooould post an article like that Melo.

Professor

May 21st, 2010
4:25 pm

Leggs this is a blog we do not have to w8 in line…we need folks typing!

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
4:25 pm

‘This is the blahest Freaky Friday in history!’

Leggs – i tried….guess i’ll have to resort to low end party tricks.

SLim now blows fire outta her crotch….

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
4:27 pm

Take her panties off stuff them in her mouth then stuff myself in her mouth, feels nice. This might not work if you wear granny panties. :)

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
4:27 pm

Slim, nice flame. LOL

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
4:28 pm

What’s with guys trying to stroke themselves between your cleavage??

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
4:29 pm

Luvbug, you have to hold your face down and open your mouth when he is doing that to you. :)

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:30 pm

@SlimOne ~ it was a great start….bathroom stall with honey and tissue.

I once had sex on my deck in the dead of winter right in the snow…it was exhilirating.

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
4:30 pm

Luvbug, I haven’t really experienced that because rubbing it on my back and in between the girls is pretty much the same :lol:

Two shoulder blades vs two b-cups hmmm?

Professor

May 21st, 2010
4:30 pm

@Carlito you would have to resuscitate her if you use granny panties :grin: so have your CPR poster ready.

@ luvbug not the cleavage strokes

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
4:31 pm

“SLim now blows fire outta her crotch….”

Slim — You had Willy’s for lunch today, too? :lol:

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
4:33 pm

Professor, you don’t stick the whole thong in there just a little more than half :)

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
4:34 pm

Leggs – i think it would be hard for me to stay In MODE with it being that dayum cold outside….brrrrrrr!

I already told yall about my tryst in 300 Atlantas Bathroom with the ex…

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:34 pm

Ok, that’s not freaky enough….let’s see, oh, I remember when…..

Yep, that was a nice memory!

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:35 pm

We had enough likker in us to heat up. Didn’t time it, but bet that was his fastest knutt ever!

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
4:35 pm

Well peeps…I gotta go put this CT fire out. So i’ll holla at you good folks later. PEACE OUT!! :-D

Melo

May 21st, 2010
4:35 pm

we need everyone to type the freakiest thing they have ever said, heard or did

@Proff/Leggs??

i wldnt call this necessarily the most freaky but i understand….

as im focusing my eyes on ur bra straps,each hand removing from the slhlders..and hearing u say..”i never do this,u know” ..i always avoided looking at u in the eyes…but always had a sympathtic line,in response…: “I know”..as i take it all off…..

aint that nice??! :lol:

:lol:

DreamsMaterialize

May 21st, 2010
4:37 pm

(at the blog bar) Thank you sir! i’ll have another one.
I am since freaky Friday never got off the ground, your drink comes with a complementary oral servicing.

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:38 pm

All Grey’s fans…a co-worker just called me cussing up a storm. Her SO had something scheduled to tape and she only recorded 26 mins of Greys. She is hot as a firecracker. Her nickname is Ms. Pit Bull so I can only imagine the cussing out he’s going to get. She asked me not to delete my recording and she’ll be over first thing in the morning. I could only laugh…

LURKER

May 21st, 2010
4:38 pm

LEGGS AINT HAD NONE SINCE YESTERYEAR. TRYNA KEEP UP ON THE YOUNG BLOG

Melo

May 21st, 2010
4:39 pm

i think another freaky one is when i deliberately nutted some of my cream on the girl’s panties,making it all wet and sticky.

I was angling for another round or 2 and just wanted to make sure she dont put on her panties anymore,at least not in my house, untill she got back to her crib!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:39 pm

@Melo ~ compared to what we’re looking for that was lame! You can do better. Where’s the real Melo???

Professor

May 21st, 2010
4:39 pm

@Carlito I think I am going to do a reverse on that one and I will let you know how it works out. :wink:

Have a great weekend gang! I am going getting ready to get this weekend started! :grin:

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:40 pm

@LURKER ~ I ain’t trying, sir I’m doing!!!

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
4:40 pm

Professor, :)

Melo, now that is what I call a plan. LOL

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:41 pm

@LURKER ~ and I don’t have any hangups because it’s by choice! BAM, whatelse do you have??

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:43 pm

Is that what this is, The Young Blog. I didn’t know that.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
4:43 pm

Slim, that is exactly what it is.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
4:45 pm

Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers both look a hot mess with those botched up face lifts.

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
4:45 pm

Melo – Now see…that’s hard to imagine from the front…maybe from the back… as he slides his hands up her waist , under her bra and massages both her nipples while kissing her on her back…then makes his way down to her panties…slowly sliding his hands down to the crease of her thighs…pulling down her panties and sliding his sternness between her…stroking her outer, blump wetness.

LURKER

May 21st, 2010
4:46 pm

LEGG LEGGS LEGGS NO HANGUPS, JUST LIVING IN YESTERYEAR

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
4:47 pm

Luvbug, even with the use of the word “blump” that was a nice story. :)

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:47 pm

@LURKER ~ If you only knew! Too funny.

DreamsMaterialize

May 21st, 2010
4:48 pm

pulling down her panties and sliding his sternness between her…stroking her outer, blump wetness.
Luvbug Let’s re-enact that scene together and see how it plays out. ;-)

Melo

May 21st, 2010
4:48 pm

Luvbug??

i know u have some freakness in yu..u just need the right guy…..

freak in bed fo show!

DreamsMaterialize

May 21st, 2010
4:50 pm

Leggs you can get it from me…just to prove LURKER wrong. ;-)

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
4:50 pm

Carlito- Dang, I meant plump. LOL

Melo

May 21st, 2010
4:51 pm

@Luvbug!!?

the only part i dont like is me taking her panties off…..

i like to see a nekked lady take it off herself,while standing, as im waiting nekked on the bed…

that shows a complete willingness and extreme eagerness to be mounted at that point!

:lol: :lol:

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:52 pm

Thanks DreamsM, but I can get from LURKER too! YEAH, that’s how confident I AM!

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
4:52 pm

Maybe that’s a female/male thing. I like it taken off, pulled down…pryed into.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
4:54 pm

Sorry, Gouda, didn’t mean to spoil it for you. But I am still wearing those lacies and my boobies are still quite sensitive. LOL

Maybe Dr. Loving will be willing to wake up after I have finished watching Grey’s tonight to give me a thorough breastotomy. He is a self proclaimed breastologist.

Melo

May 21st, 2010
4:54 pm

I like it taken off, pulled down

@Luvbug!!?
yea, i used to do that on upstarts..coz they are slow and give u smokescreens,like they do want to..so they need help…..

experienced ones??

take it all of!! :lol:

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
4:55 pm

experienced ones??

take it all of!!

You’re probably right!

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
4:57 pm

I don’t know Dreams…how tall are you??

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
4:58 pm

Yeah Luvbug it is a female thing because I agree with you. LOL

I am good with him just shoving his hand down in there until….

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
4:58 pm

LOL Leggs. You calling LURKER to the mat?

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
4:59 pm

Raqi- I agree. I like to be taken.

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
5:00 pm

Enjoy your weekend, everyone!

Off to the concert to get this old lady’s grove on!

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back… ~ Maya Angelo (dedicated to LURKER)!

DreamsMaterialize

May 21st, 2010
5:01 pm

I like it taken off, pulled down…pryed into.
I like to pull it down, slowly exposing the cooch and unveiling it in all its spendor. Then easing the tip in to sample the wetness like a connoiseur reveling in the ingredients that make this vintage so fine…full-bodied, hot, invigorating. Just Right!

Melo

May 21st, 2010
5:02 pm

Dreamz..take her!

Good weekend everybody

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
5:05 pm

Dreams- Good. That’s what I’m used to…no rushing…you can even dip and spread the wetness just outside…until you feel the waterfall. Then come in and take a swim.

Melo

May 21st, 2010
5:13 pm

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
5:18 pm

Melo

May 21st, 2010
5:20 pm

5.18?? is that ur impression of a waterfall Carlito or its u taking care of and nutting on urself??

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
5:29 pm

Me reading, Luvbug and Dreams. I am ready for vacation :)

Gorgeous Green Eyes

May 21st, 2010
5:49 pm

Attn: LORDEMI…..No, I did not get any alimony, not much….I was widowed (2nd husband died of lung cancer, 2 grown sons from him) I did receive SPOUSAL SUPPORT (but not much) from LOSER # 3 & 4..married him twice…..DUH. I was married very young the first time (20 yrs old) and when disco came out I had to party party party…..He was a Banker and was BORING. I work at a Law Firm and I support myself very well…don’t need a man to do that and the two guys I am dating now are 35 and 53….Intelligent, creative and SEXY gentlemen……Love all you on here…you crack me up……..

Gorgeous Green Eyes

May 21st, 2010
11:17 pm

Attention PROFESSOR: Okay, He took these items:
College ring from CAL State (late 2nd husband’s) $800.00
My high school ring $400.00
Rabbitt Fur scarf pom pom style
14kt gold hoop earrings
14k gold bracelet
Mink vest
animal print coat (vintage-faux fur)
Hamilton Watch from the ’60’s
14kt gold band
Bolviano Currency (very collectable) and Gold pesos
He took things he thought I wuld miss because he planned on dating me STILL. I have MANY MANY other furs, some (full length FOX which he did not take because he knew I would miss that…and that day I was wearing all the expensive stuff (thank God) so he didn’t take that nor did he take my 12 Gauge Shotgun.. and THIS guy has a fur fetish !!!! Thank god he didn’t take any of my fox furs …..Now, do you understand? He took little things he thought I would not miss, get it?