The biggest liars
According to our friends across the pond, men are bigger liars” Men lie the most and feel less guilty about it — but women are the better liars, a British survey has found.” You have to love those studies! Human behavior and the reason we do the things we do always plays out on the dating scene.
It’s kind of par for the course to either catch someone in a lie or tell some zinger to someone to get out of something, or um into something. I suppose there are times when we feel justified in lying by omission, misleading people, or outright telling a very tall tale. It’s still very wrong. Yet, somehow lies lead to more lies.
It’s actually a real issue that a lot of us face and sometimes worry about. How do you know if the person you have met and started dating is not a raging liar?
The CNN article listed the the top male lies and top female lies. I am curious to know what are some of the craziest lies you’ve ever heard? I’ve had men get pretty creative with their “enhancement on the truth” stories. I could totally write a book! I think the biggest liar was the guy who claimed he had a twin brother and tried to date my college room mate and I simultaneously. Ah, the memories!
I’m no angel though, I once told a guy that I cooked some meals that were actually catered foods. He was one of those “she must cook” guys that I was trying to impress. I was busted on the third time, though!
What about you? Who was your biggest liar? What are you guilty of lying about? No judgment here!
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i'm swiss
May 21st, 2010
2:50 pm
“Ret now I am wearing a new pair of lace boy shorts that I got from Fredericks a few weeks ago that…”
Raqi — Now that is a coincidence…. I ate a pair of lace panties from Fredrick’s for breakfast this morning… Small world…
Raqi
May 21st, 2010
2:52 pm
SexyCool, yeah like when I used to see some folks in the mall on the weekends and they act we were the best of friends. Uh, nope, only at work do I have to talk to you. LOL
Dig That
May 21st, 2010
2:52 pm
@Dreams- C’mon man. You seem to be the only with the key to the bar. So you know we thirsty
Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~
May 21st, 2010
2:53 pm
swiss natrual fool are you! LOLOLOL too funny! for breakfast and small world!!!!!! You may beat out gary owen buddy! LMBAO!
Raqi
May 21st, 2010
2:55 pm
Gouda, does Mrs. Swiss shop at Fred’s also? I have been getting more stuff there lately. He is giving Vick a run for my money. LOL There is one at Gwinnett Place that I go to. I may go by there tomorrow while I am out.
Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~
May 21st, 2010
2:55 pm
my summer has officially started….let’s see what adventures and mis adventures awaits…..hmmmmm….for the time being I need rest……lol
peace folks!
i'm swiss
May 21st, 2010
3:00 pm
“Gouda, does Mrs. Swiss shop at Fred’s also?”
Raqi — Actually, no… I embellished (ahem — lied — ahem) the story to make the retort funnier…
Mrs. Swiss is pretty much exclusively a Vicky’s girl…
SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned
May 21st, 2010
3:00 pm
In regards to clumpsy fkcing I’ve done the bump heads thing when i’m trying to fling my hair out the way and end up knocking the living daylights out of dudes head. LOL! Or when you get a cramp you can no longer ignore…that’s hilarious…or if you guys fall off of whatever surface you happen to be using at the time. Or when you get a bit besides yourself and come down at the wrong time can you say OUCH!!!!! Sprained Pea nis
SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned
May 21st, 2010
3:03 pm
Random thought: Brenda’s got a baby, but Brendas barely got a brain…a dayum shame, the girl can hardly spell her name.
Raqi
May 21st, 2010
3:05 pm
Gouda, I’ve got this fiyah corset that I bought the last time I was there. I have it hidden. I am trying to wait until September to wear it. However, if I just so happen to find that he is rather upset with me about something I will go ahead and just so happen to be walking around the room with it on. LOL I also have the thigh highs to go with it.
mytw♥tatas
May 21st, 2010
3:08 pm
An ominous cloud hovers over the city on this breezy Friday afternoon… What’s that wafting through the air? Ahh yes, mischief-making is surely swirlin’ about…
Everybody misbehavin’ or just preparing to do so?
SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned
May 21st, 2010
3:08 pm
Dreams – pour me up an Apple Martini and…”Give me dat Honey Love”
i'm swiss
May 21st, 2010
3:11 pm
Raqi — On that lingerie note… Don’t get me wrong, I like seeing hot chicks in lingerie… but, honestly, you all could just walk around butt-nekkid & get me just as excited (or more) for a lot less $$….
DreamsMaterialize
May 21st, 2010
3:14 pm
Dreams – pour me up an Apple Martini and…”Give me dat Honey Love”
Slim Apple Martini coming up. And I actually have some honey here along with a book called “1001 Ways to Use Honey on the CT”. Let’s go see if we can get through the whole book by the end of the weekend.
Professor
May 21st, 2010
3:15 pm
Stepping in…
@swiss…I saw your post you are so bad I’ll take the drink w/o the X
$3,187.00 worth of furs and jewelry
Green Eyes Where do you buy your furs and jewelry at? I cannot find one fur or piece of jewelry for $3,187.00 and you found both valued at that amount.
Leggs
May 21st, 2010
3:16 pm
I really don’t mean to change the flow, but this had me in tears. When will this shyt stop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70_070bZ-4U&NR=1
Professor
May 21st, 2010
3:16 pm
Slim that is some classic ‘pac right there…
Raqi
May 21st, 2010
3:18 pm
LOL Slim. Yeah like when in the dark you kiss an eye or nose when aiming for the mouth.
i'm swiss
May 21st, 2010
3:20 pm
“LOL Slim. Yeah like when in the dark you kiss an eye or nose when aiming for the mouth.”
Note to self: Start sleeping with The Matterhorn on the pillow….
Leggs
May 21st, 2010
3:22 pm
Thanks for the laugh, i’m swiss…matterhorn on the pillow…
SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned
May 21st, 2010
3:23 pm
Dreams – Sounds good to me. I guess I need to throw back a few 5hr energy drinks.
I am whatever you say I am
May 21st, 2010
3:25 pm
~~~~~stumbling back from the blog bar~~~~~~
SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned
May 21st, 2010
3:27 pm
Raqi – or when it just easily slips into the wrong hole….what?…that’s never happened to you?….LOL
Leggs
May 21st, 2010
3:27 pm
@I am ~ be careful because LadyJ will be stumbling right behind you. Don’t need you two falling on top of each other!
SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned
May 21st, 2010
3:28 pm
Dreams – i need a little help over here in the bathroom stall. I sort of got the party started with the honey by myself. Now i got tissue and stuff stuck all over me.
Melo
May 21st, 2010
3:28 pm
In regards to clumpsy fkcing
oogh..this is how far uall have come now…nice
@Slim?? as for me,it gets clumsy when i really want to nutt and the nutting aint happening no matter how much speed i put into it..meanwhile, i can tell from her huffing and oowing that if i nutt right now,shes getting over the top..aaaggghh..aghhhhhhhhh but the nutting aint happening. Usually happens after some gin drinks at the bar tho.
That gets on ma nerves Big time.
The other one is when,after a period of strokking it in,she suddenly gets dry that i feel pain on my wang and she feels pain too on her vejay…so much that i have to pull it out………thats another disturbance that gets on my nerves.
I dont like additives when fckking..u know the creams..lubes etc..naw thats not for me….
If u cant oil urself well enough naturally coz “Daddy is hoooooome..I know u wet” like Usher sings..then we gotta wait and warm this engine a lil longer!
LorDemi
May 21st, 2010
3:28 pm
Or when you get a bit besides yourself and come down at the wrong time can you say OUCH!!!!! Sprained Pea nis
That’s not funny, i’ve heard of dudes going to the emergency room over that one
i'm swiss
May 21st, 2010
3:28 pm
“…or when it just easily slips into the wrong hole…”
I know, Slim… I hate it when I’m expecting the azz & accidentally get the pu$$y…
I am whatever you say I am
May 21st, 2010
3:28 pm
Leggs youtube clip makes me wanna say : Top of the world Craig!!!!
Raqi
May 21st, 2010
3:29 pm
Slim, HELL NAW!!!!!
I am whatever you say I am
May 21st, 2010
3:29 pm
~Burp!~
Raqi
May 21st, 2010
3:30 pm
Nothing splits the back crack except my thong. LOL Not even by accident.
LorDemi
May 21st, 2010
3:31 pm
The other one is when,after a period of strokking it in,she suddenly gets dry….a little tongue work helps with that.
SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned
May 21st, 2010
3:32 pm
Yeah come inside
Now turn the lights down
Don’t be scared, touch me
I know what you want and uh
Tonight is your night
For the rest of your life
So just lay back and listen
There’s something in your eyes baby
It’s telling me you want me baby
Tonight is your night
See you dont have to ask for nothin’
I’ll give you everything you need
So girl don’t be shy
Oh just………..
Professor
May 21st, 2010
3:32 pm
Tell’em again Demi
LorDemi
May 21st, 2010
3:35 pm
…or when it just easily slips into the wrong hole…
Yep, thats how most women discover their love for anal…I don’t know what dudes escuse is, though
Raqi
May 21st, 2010
3:36 pm
Neva sprained a pea nis coming down on it but I have kneed it by mistake twice while play fighting. And from what I can tell the more aroused he was during our play the more it hurt.
SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned
May 21st, 2010
3:36 pm
“I dont like additives when fckking..u know the creams..lubes etc..naw thats not for me….”
I co-sign on that…AU NATURALLLL baby. Lick it, lick it up!! (party’s with halitosis n/a) lol
‘I hate it when I’m expecting the azz & accidentally get the pu$$y’
i’m swiss – OMG ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Raqi – I was kidding Exit only
i'm swiss
May 21st, 2010
3:37 pm
Ladies — Hypothetical question:
If you could only have one or the other, would you rather have right this minute:
a) An hour of PHD-level oral CT service
or
b) An hour of porn-star dizzle-pounding
Please include detailed explanations with your answers…
Raqi
May 21st, 2010
3:38 pm
If I was 20 years younger I would strip down to my undies and run outside in the rain in the backyard and back. I don’t know why just got that urge. LOL
i'm swiss
May 21st, 2010
3:39 pm
Also, please provide your current location & I’ll be right over…
SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned
May 21st, 2010
3:39 pm
‘I don’t know what dudes escuse is, though’
Maybe dude was doing some manscaping and accidently slipped the clippers up too close to the dookie shute.
DreamsMaterialize
May 21st, 2010
3:40 pm
Now i got tissue and stuff stuck all over me.
Slim the book said to use cotton candy. you cannot substitute toilet paper. It’s all good though…we’ll just have to jump straight to the section on Honey and Jacuzzi Jets.
SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned
May 21st, 2010
3:41 pm
i’m swiss – dayum dude, that’s a good question. I’m not really feeling the urge to be pounded out right now, but I can’t handle a whole hour of CT slobbing either. The sensitivity would have my crushing your skull in 3 different places. LOL! (plus, when done right, doesn’t take 60 minutes)
Raqi
May 21st, 2010
3:42 pm
Gouda, the first. P0rn star pounding is not that exciting looking. I likes the change up in the stroking. A little grind here and some pelvic to cl!t swirl there amid the thrusting. P0rnstar pounding is just bam, bam, bam.
Melo
May 21st, 2010
3:43 pm
I co-sign on that!
@Slim??
i know and happy we se eye to eye….
postulating strongly on here what u like and dont automaticall puts some chicks out of my range/bizzness but hey………
we talking about Big lies..so why not tell the truf for a change..and let the chips lie where they may……
glad u in my camp Slim…………..
@Demi…a little tongue work helps with that.
Leggs and I always wondered why u talk with a slip..now we knaw ur speciality..
LorDemi
May 21st, 2010
3:43 pm
If I was 20 years younger I would strip down to my undies and run outside in the rain in the backyard and back. I don’t know why just got that urge.
Raqi..you can do it!!!
Slim, get the 3D cam…Raqi just had a baby, so you know you got those perfect boobies
DreamsMaterialize
May 21st, 2010
3:44 pm
~~~~~stumbling back from the blog bar~~~~~~
I am whatever come back now ya hear? don’t be a stranger. I always got what you need here at the Blog Bar.
Raqi
May 21st, 2010
3:45 pm
LorDemi, my baby is almost a year old you know. LOL But yeah they are still quite plump and perky. LOL I noted this morning that they are a bit sore and plump today.
Raqi
May 21st, 2010
3:46 pm
I think they might be broken.