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The biggest liars

According to our friends across the pond, men are bigger liars” Men lie the most and feel less guilty about it — but women are the better liars, a British survey has found.” You have to love those  studies! Human behavior and the reason we do the things we do always plays out on the dating scene.

It’s kind of par for the course to either catch someone in a lie or tell some zinger to someone to get out of something, or um into something.  I suppose there are times when we feel justified in lying by omission, misleading people, or outright telling a very tall tale.  It’s still very wrong. Yet, somehow lies lead to more lies.

It’s actually a real issue that a lot of us face and sometimes worry about. How do you know if the person you have met and started dating is not a raging liar?

The CNN article listed the the top male lies and top female lies.  I am curious to know what are some of the craziest lies you’ve ever heard?  I’ve had men get pretty creative with their “enhancement on the truth” stories.  I could totally write a book! I think the biggest liar was the guy who claimed he had a twin brother and tried to date my college room mate and I simultaneously.  Ah, the memories!

I’m no angel though, I once told a guy that I cooked some meals that were actually catered foods.  He was one of those “she must cook” guys that I was trying to impress.  I was busted on the third time, though!

What about you? Who was your biggest liar? What are you guilty of lying about? No judgment here!

532 comments Add your comment

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
1:57 pm

Got the Shadow Shepard character mixed up with the chick that is now Shepard’s assistant.

Leggs/Rock – Meredith shot Christina. Izzie shot the chick that had the crush on Alex. Lexie shot Mark. Miranda shot Tucker. Callie married Richard. With so many people shot, the entire staff from Private Practice had to come take over Seattle Grace.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
1:58 pm

SWISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
1:58 pm

@Melo ~ on that Naked Friday writeup, I had to laugh and agree that more than likely the hot chick probably won’t show up naked, but the man that eats the cheetos, funyuns and beer would…too funny…aww, the visual, can’t even see his pecker for his beer gut! My eyes, o my eyes!!!

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:00 pm

LOL SexyCool. Thanks for the recap.

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:00 pm

@SexyC ~ I read your first few words and quickly scrolled UP to not see your posting. Y u do dat?

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
2:00 pm

@luvbug- He is moving rather slowly or we just need a joystick.

Carlito- Somehow I believe that muscle is what is in shape. Big girls need love too.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:01 pm

kimmie, I mean really. For the stuff they get around and away with he needs to take his behind somewhere and STFU.

BlackMagicWoman

May 21st, 2010
2:01 pm

LorDemi….you are funny! :lol: You know where my family is originally from…..so I could practice it if I chose to.

SWISS…gotta love your crazy a$$!!!!! :lol:

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
2:01 pm

Leggs – I’m lying.

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:01 pm

@Raqi ~ I don’t want a recap. People please blog about anything just so SexyC’s post will be further up on the page I won’t have to look at it. I want to be pleasantly surprised sitting in my oversized chair chillin.

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
2:02 pm

@Raqi- SexyC got you caught up quick. I don’t even watch the show but I feel like there is no need to now. Lol

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:03 pm

Hmmmm, still not reading whatever it is you posted.

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
2:06 pm

Rock – kudos to you for realizing that what I posted was so far fetched it could NEVER happen. LOL!

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
2:06 pm

Dig That, I am sure they do, I think it is a muscle so that means a woman with a sloppy one had to much experience or is just lazy and wont get her muscle in shape? LOL

Swiss, I forgot the X. :)

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
2:07 pm

Digs- I just replayed and Mrs. Packman popped up.

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
2:11 pm

Can I get either of you a drink? Maybe a little hit of X? Help me help you…LOL

Gorgeous Green Eyes

May 21st, 2010
2:12 pm

Hey DIG THAT and LADY J: No, I am NOT hooking up with LOSERS ON LINE…NEVER again ! That was a wake up call and he was younger than me…charming as a snake in the grass. I have plenty to pick from that DON’T LIE……My whole life could be a 48 hours mystery LADY J!!!!!!
Guess you can call me a SERIAL MARRIER….Nest topic on here should be: MEN THAT RESURFACE…and honey they sure do SOONER OR LATER….

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:13 pm

Anybody going to the Maysa (sp?) concert tonight.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
2:13 pm

no afternoon funnies folks……hmmmmmm

times a wasting, my bed is calling my name too! sigh!

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
2:14 pm

GGE LMBAO!

I will watch the episodes to chica! LOL

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:14 pm

@GGE ~ I love 48 Hours Mystery. Give us a recap on one of your life encounters.

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
2:17 pm

leggs you stoopid! LMBAO!!!!!

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:19 pm

Like I’m not goofing off enough. Just opened AJC and I now see where you can play PacMan. My company has blocked our access. Hmmmm, I wonder why.

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
2:22 pm

BlackMagic…well…my tongue is similar to blackmagic…would you like some of my voodoo?

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:22 pm

Meredith shot Christina

Leggs, that statement right there I knew couldn’t be true so I read the rest knowing she was kidding.

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
2:25 pm

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. LOL

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
2:26 pm

I can’t stand the rain….against my window….

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
2:27 pm

soopadoopa fly

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:27 pm

I just saw the most hilarious commercial for online dating where the guy and lady are trying to get their relations on and stuff keeps happening like them bumping heads and falling over stuff. That commercial is so real until it’s quite funny. Relating doesn’t half of the time get done with as much grace and ease as some unknowing would like to imagine. It’s a clumsy, stumbling, messy awkward ordeal. LOL

I love that commercial.

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
2:28 pm

Guess you can call me a SERIAL MARRIER….she got that Ali-money

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
2:28 pm

@Leggs- Goofing off is an understatement. I am definitely getting paid for nothing today. I DIDN’T COME HERE TO WORK!!!(Bernie Mack voice)

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
2:30 pm

Things I don’t understand

1) People from work who keep inviting me to their away from work activities that I keep coming up with excuses for why I can’t attend. (Dude, haven’t you figured out, after five years, that I’m really not coming to your get-togethers….for *any* reason?)

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:34 pm

@Raqi ~ those were the only words I read and cringed.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:34 pm

SexyCool, don’t you just hate that. LOL I didn’t social with too many people outside of work. I tolerated them because I had to but I didn’t like them enough to want to hang out their houses or them at mine. You try to find the right excuses but you almost want to say “look here dude/dudette I don’t even like you”.

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:35 pm

@SexyC ~ apparently they like you and believe your lame a$$ plausible excuses!

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
2:36 pm

raqi in the madea voice i happily declined dugans tonight too! NOT!

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
2:37 pm

And they really are lame.

#Things I don’t understand

You no longer stop by my office for small talk because you’re mad that I had to do what they pay me to do and call you on your bullsht. And you think my feelings are hurt? Really?!?

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:37 pm

I just got sleepy all of sudden.

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
2:37 pm

Well d@mn. I admit defeat.

So, since nobody wants to get freaky today…

Check it out: my company got a nice little write-up in an ATL tech blog… (I challenge anybody in here to a Pong battle)

Dig That

May 21st, 2010
2:38 pm

@Raqi/SexyC- They never get the message and will invite you to every single event.

SexyCool13

May 21st, 2010
2:38 pm

Oh…and Rock, I agree. It’s also that “I like you enough to talk to you at work, but not away from the office.”

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:39 pm

Gouda, you looking for a freaky Friday? Where were you yesterday? LOL

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
2:40 pm

Raqi — My arse actually had to work yesterday. I see everybody else already blew their load… :lol:

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
2:44 pm

@Raqi ~ I too have been inflicted with that lunch sleep disorder. Going to take my 15 min break and go for a walk around the bldg.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:44 pm

Gouda, this is just for you. Mon marido is going to llik both of us if he finds out. LOL

Ret now I am wearing a new pair of lace boy shorts that I got from Fredericks a few weeks ago that…

That’s all you get.

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
2:44 pm

People from work who keep inviting me to their away from work activities that I keep coming up with excuses for why I can’t attend.

like…

1. my a$$ is tired of seeing your a$$ at work

2. puddy is dry from looking at your a$$ at work.

3. would whether sit at home with a glass of wine and enjoying some self loving.

LOL

Melo

May 21st, 2010
2:44 pm

forgive…im in a meeting and had to come on here to check on ya….

who dat orgarnise a very importnt bizz meeting on a friday…..??.so far.. 2 hrs??

MTFCKKKAA……later! :mrgreen: :lol: :lol:

DreamsMaterialize

May 21st, 2010
2:44 pm

Afternoon
stumbling through in between meetings
I know we’re not on topic anymore, but the lies I hate the most are the “volunteered lies”. These are lies that people tell without you having asked. Ex. I meant to call you back, but I fell asleep, and my mom called, and the house got on fire, and there was an earthquake.

All these lies when I didn’t even ask you why you didn’t call back. Don’t volunteer the lies, please.

Off topic: The Blog Bar is open. Sorry I’m late. We need a freaky deaky drink to finish off Friday the right way. Drink of the day for the ladies is Daddy Is Coming. Your drink is free when you say “Dreams gimme some (insert bolded acronym)”

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
2:46 pm

Oh yeah, Kym if you are around, I thank you every time I use you line and I used it last night. It carries the same level of hilarity no matter how many times I use it. Thanks. LOL

Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~

May 21st, 2010
2:47 pm

LorDemi LMBAO!!!!!!!

Hey DreamsM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!