The biggest liars
According to our friends across the pond, men are bigger liars” Men lie the most and feel less guilty about it — but women are the better liars, a British survey has found.” You have to love those studies! Human behavior and the reason we do the things we do always plays out on the dating scene.
It’s kind of par for the course to either catch someone in a lie or tell some zinger to someone to get out of something, or um into something. I suppose there are times when we feel justified in lying by omission, misleading people, or outright telling a very tall tale. It’s still very wrong. Yet, somehow lies lead to more lies.
It’s actually a real issue that a lot of us face and sometimes worry about. How do you know if the person you have met and started dating is not a raging liar?
The CNN article listed the the top male lies and top female lies. I am curious to know what are some of the craziest lies you’ve ever heard? I’ve had men get pretty creative with their “enhancement on the truth” stories. I could totally write a book! I think the biggest liar was the guy who claimed he had a twin brother and tried to date my college room mate and I simultaneously. Ah, the memories!
I’m no angel though, I once told a guy that I cooked some meals that were actually catered foods. He was one of those “she must cook” guys that I was trying to impress. I was busted on the third time, though!
What about you? Who was your biggest liar? What are you guilty of lying about? No judgment here!
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532 comments Add your comment
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
12:18 pm
My pimp game is weak, I am better off married. LOL
SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned
May 21st, 2010
12:19 pm
1) fake fingernails – got my own nails
2) fake eyelashes – don’t have any fake lashes
3) fake breasts – if i paid for fake breast this small, i oughta be shot
4) any undergarment made to hide fat – well guess I should stop wearing underwear then –> phatty catty
Luvbug
May 21st, 2010
12:20 pm
I have to be really picky about the boyshorts though. Sometimes the cut does not fit well in the back. I don’t like the kind where your butt kind of hangs out. The panty feels like its riding up…very uncomfortable. It’s hit and miss sometimes.
Professor
May 21st, 2010
12:20 pm
(whispering) ok PK I will be the lookout put everything in this roller suitcase if you can get his blender…that’s the good kind.
Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~
May 21st, 2010
12:20 pm
nope carlito lol
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:21 pm
Carlito,
I dare not upset that Italian Wife of yours ! lol
Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~
May 21st, 2010
12:21 pm
pk i will take a Texas Margarita please! yes ma’am! I need a turkey sandwich too! LOL
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
12:22 pm
Lady J, you said no to a player,said no to a pimp. LOL
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:22 pm
Professor
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
12:23 pm
Princess, let me see if she wants to watch too. LOL She is kind of territorial, LOL
I am whatever you say I am
May 21st, 2010
12:26 pm
I’m not saying that we are always lying when we were clothes that camoflage some spots but lets say you are 5′3 and 253 pounds, losing weight would be a better option versus a girdle while trying to shop in New York and CO.
Take your big butt to Lane Bryant!
Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~
May 21st, 2010
12:26 pm
Carlito LMBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melo
May 21st, 2010
12:26 pm
there was this chic i saw this morning,about to board a plane,wearing what looks like hooters uniform..black tank and matching short short shorts….. niiiice, i wld say, if i was out in the mall on a satrday!
now,in her favor,she had nice legs and cute face……and a boyfriend, i assumed,in tow…..
but she was even trying to pull the short longer at the back, i looked at her doing that once or twice…..
@Ladies,tell me sme..whats the mindset like..when u choose to wear some like that??
@Guys…u dont mind do u, when ur chic is clearly being the MS. Exhibitionist in Chief and u there in tow, in a public non-club environment??
At the club, i dont mimd!
I am whatever you say I am
May 21st, 2010
12:26 pm
<—–Loves that I gets free VS coupons every month!
abc
May 21st, 2010
12:27 pm
If you’re 5′3″ and 253 lbs, there is no such thing as camouflage. You’re going to look like Miss Orb no matter what you do!
Leggs
May 21st, 2010
12:28 pm
@BMW ~ you’ll be fine in time. You have a good heart and a good head on your shoulders…you’ll be fine and you will find love, just follow the yellow brick road.
@Prof ~ because I am a good person outside of my sassy azz mouth…lol.
Luvbug
May 21st, 2010
12:28 pm
LOL
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
12:28 pm
I am, 5′3 253lbs, that is a lost cause.
If your stomach sticks out more than your breast or your booty, you might want to only come out during the winter months.
Dig That
May 21st, 2010
12:30 pm
4) any undergarment made to hide fat – well guess I should stop wearing underwear then –> phatty catty
So many thoughts just went through my head(s)
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:30 pm
Okay professor finally got to listen to the Benny Mardones version, gotta say I’m digging the Usher version waaaaaaaaaaaaay more LOL.
I am whatever you say I am
May 21st, 2010
12:30 pm
lies men tell:
1) spray on muscles
2) the comb over or toupee to hide over the bald spot
3) (saw this on MTV true life once) calf implants!
4)saying you are taking care of your parents when in fact you are the one living with them while they take care of you.
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
12:31 pm
I am, want to be a model? LOL
Melo, my woman does a sexy classy thing and sometimes it is borderline. I don’t mind, I know who she is and she has the body for it. LOL
I am whatever you say I am
May 21st, 2010
12:31 pm
LOL @ Carlito, come out during winter months.
Leggs
May 21st, 2010
12:31 pm
@Melo ~ a lot of whispering in the hallways is for HR and Management…you never know when someone will walk by (LOL)!
abc
May 21st, 2010
12:32 pm
Well now, most of the country is fat, you know. All you have to do is be in a crowd and look around. How many fatties are there? 2/3’s to 3/4’s of the people there, depending on where you are. Waddling slowly. It’s as if overweight has become the new normal physique.
Dig That
May 21st, 2010
12:32 pm
@Carlito- That is what I call a booty do.
When your stomach sticks our more than yo booty do.
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
12:33 pm
Dig That, LOL that is funny
Dig That
May 21st, 2010
12:34 pm
@I am- Spray on muscles? Lol. Where can one buy some of that?
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:34 pm
you never know when someone will walk by
@leggs, the guys always joke i need bells on my shoes so they know when i’m approaching LOL
LorDemi
May 21st, 2010
12:34 pm
@BlackMagic…Staceye…some ‘igga got you doing voodoo now? say it ain’t so!!
I am whatever you say I am
May 21st, 2010
12:35 pm
LOL@ Dig!!
Dig That
May 21st, 2010
12:35 pm
Calf implants? Wow!!!
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:35 pm
Oh and leggs I tell them if they can’t notice the difference in the sound of my heels against the floor versus workboots they got a problem.
Melo
May 21st, 2010
12:35 pm
http://www.cnbc.com/id/37258698
any company that does this..im quitting this job to join them,even with a 200% pay cut, as office messenger/delivery man!
I am whatever you say I am
May 21st, 2010
12:35 pm
oklay time for me to take a nap.
I’ll be back Lay-Tah!!!
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
12:37 pm
I saw some t-shirts for men (girdles) at Neiman Marcus for sale. Man Girdles, LOL
Professor
May 21st, 2010
12:38 pm
@PK I love Usher’s version. After I got older Benny’s version makes me think when sings out, “She’s just 16 years old leaver her alone they sayyyyy.” Benny is standing there looking 25 years old
Seriously I love both songs…I can clean the house on Benny’s version, but Usher’s version will have me climbing the wall
Dig That
May 21st, 2010
12:39 pm
Carlito- Reminds me of an episode of Seinfeld when Kramer was going to be partners on a venture to create the man bra
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:40 pm
I don’t like the kind where your butt kind of hangs out
@Leggs, those are the kind that are for “his viewing pleasure” i wouldn’t recommend trying to wear those all day especially if you do a lot of up and down or walking.
Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~
May 21st, 2010
12:41 pm
Professor Usher triggers my alter ego!!!!! Girl these singles here lately! Whew I deny the brotha a long time but i am slowly embrace that Usher! LOL
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
12:41 pm
Dig That, lol Man Bra’s.
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:41 pm
but Usher’s version will have me climbing the wall
@ professor yes ma’am, that song will have you just gone!
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
12:42 pm
Usher is cougar prey that makes nice music.
Dig That
May 21st, 2010
12:43 pm
@Leggs- Yes for my viewing pleasure. They coming off soon anyway. Show off.
<—Playing Usher's version for Princess and Professor
Dig That
May 21st, 2010
12:44 pm
<—-shooting at the blog monster
Melo
May 21st, 2010
12:44 pm
@Ladies!!
The Biggest lie from uall that i like best coz its working in my favor,so i dont even care:
I dont normally do this!
Classic and still sounds Niiice & Fresh!
LorDemi
May 21st, 2010
12:44 pm
any company that does this..im quitting this job to join them,even with a 200% pay cut, as office messenger/delivery man!
Melo…try that…Mrs Zulu will end that little tribe of yours for messing up her money, LOL
Dig That
May 21st, 2010
12:45 pm
Maybe the blog monster didn’t like my comment bout the butt hanging out of them shorts. Lol
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~
May 21st, 2010
12:46 pm
dig that you are on ther verge of time out buddy lololololol
Dig That
May 21st, 2010
12:50 pm
@LadyJ- Clearly. I’m blaming it on you….