According to our friends across the pond, men are bigger liars” Men lie the most and feel less guilty about it — but women are the better liars, a British survey has found.” You have to love those studies! Human behavior and the reason we do the things we do always plays out on the dating scene.
It’s kind of par for the course to either catch someone in a lie or tell some zinger to someone to get out of something, or um into something. I suppose there are times when we feel justified in lying by omission, misleading people, or outright telling a very tall tale. It’s still very wrong. Yet, somehow lies lead to more lies.
It’s actually a real issue that a lot of us face and sometimes worry about. How do you know if the person you have met and started dating is not a raging liar?
The CNN article listed the the top male lies and top female lies. I am curious to know what are some of the craziest lies you’ve ever heard? I’ve had men get pretty creative with their “enhancement on the truth” stories. I could totally write a book! I think the biggest liar was the guy who claimed he had a twin brother and tried to date my college room mate and I simultaneously. Ah, the memories!
I’m no angel though, I once told a guy that I cooked some meals that were actually catered foods. He was one of those “she must cook” guys that I was trying to impress. I was busted on the third time, though!
What about you? Who was your biggest liar? What are you guilty of lying about? No judgment here!
532 comments Add your comment
SexyCool13
May 21st, 2010
11:41 am
I am – clothes hide fat. So, we’re lying when we put on clothes that camoflage the *bad places*? LOL!
kimmie
May 21st, 2010
11:42 am
M Dot – LOL!!!
kimmie
May 21st, 2010
11:44 am
2. Lift all those weights on the upper body and hide those chicken legs, but walk around in a wife beater.
Professor, I am here at my desk cracking up!!!!!
Luvbug
May 21st, 2010
11:46 am
Oh yeah, the ole chicken legs/wife beater/muscle top combo. LOL
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
11:48 am
Who wears a wife beater with nothing else?
Professor
May 21st, 2010
11:48 am
@BMW I am glad you feel me on my post. The good thing is you are hanging out with friends that helped me a lot and slowly I started testing the waters. I did a lot of reflecting during that time as well. Like you said there is nothing worst when someone plays on your kindness and other good characteristics…if you are not careful it will make you store all of that goodness on a shelf and become bitter. I refused to do that, because I am a good person outside of my sassy azz mouth…lol.
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CARLITOPK…I love it when VS sends me those free panty coupons@Melo/M.dot/Kimmie…LOL I don’t know what to say the stories are funny, but Kimmie is telling the truth about the matter. It just depends on how you are feeling when you read him. Melo they sound like some eastside chicks M. is taking out. He better step over to the Westside.
Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~
May 21st, 2010
11:49 am
hot mess! lol
Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~
May 21st, 2010
11:50 am
lmbao professor! I assume he was in cobb/vinning area! LOL
Luvbug
May 21st, 2010
11:51 am
Who wears a wife beater with nothing else?
Don’t act like you don’t know Carlito.
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
11:51 am
Professor and Princess, what do you do with those free VS panty coupons?
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
11:53 am
Carlito,
Go get free panties of course LOL
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
11:53 am
Luvbug, LOL. I will wear a shirt sleeve button down open with a wife beater or no t shirt underneath. But not just a wife beater
Melo
May 21st, 2010
11:53 am
Melo they sound like some eastside chicks M. is taking out
@Proff??
dont mess with eastside coz IDK is gon be on ur case if u mess up with Decatur!
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
11:53 am
Princess and Professor, when you get those free panties, then what?
Luvbug
May 21st, 2010
11:56 am
Carlito – My bad. I thought that was you walking around looking like one of Ba-Ba’s toddlers.
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
11:57 am
Well Carlito, you gotta make sure
a. they accentuate your ass-ets
b. make sure you have a bra that matches
then, you decide are these just for me the simple thrill of new panties lol or are these for his viewing pleasure
Professor
May 21st, 2010
11:58 am
Lady J…actually mine was in gwinnett we broke up December of ‘05 or ‘06. Its funny how something that was so important at that time fades away…I am trying to figure out the exact year. I know it was December, because he still gave me gifts and all hell was breaking loose at that time.
@Carlito you know about the muscle shirt/wife beater. And, we go get the free panty and you get $10-$15 off a bra if you purchase one.
Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~
May 21st, 2010
11:59 am
lol professor
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
12:00 pm
Luvbug, LOL
Princess and Professor, assets and panties at a discount, that is awesome. Now will you two model them for each other while shopping together? LOL
Melo
May 21st, 2010
12:01 pm
whats a wife beater??
Professor
May 21st, 2010
12:02 pm
Carlito you have to think about what cut you want your panty to be…thongs, bikini cut, low briefs, boy shorts etc. The material is important as well do you want the second skin satin or the cotton…it just depends on what you plan to get into or what you going to let get into you
Now, leave me alone about these draws or I am going to spoil your fun and talk about the grandma draws or the period draws…LMAO
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:03 pm
melo
a mans “tank top” undershirt, I think their proper name is A-shirt or something like that.
They are called wife beaters because everytime you saw someone on cops getting arrested for domestic abuse they were wearing one LOLOLOL
i'm swiss
May 21st, 2010
12:03 pm
“whats a wife beater??”
Melo — Just watch “Cops” — it’s what all the drunk hillbillies that get arrested are wearing…
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:03 pm
grandma draws or the period draws
professor aren’t these one and the same LOL
Anonymous
May 21st, 2010
12:05 pm
Go head and judge me, I don’t care
Worst lie of the blog probably. When I wanted a change of scenery because the potential was treating me like the lady I was but wanted to keep sexing the old boyfriend, I would lie lie lie to my old boyfriend and always avoided intimacy or moving towards a serious relationship with the potential guy because truly I was hooked on mind blowing, blinding sex. I came to see the light of just how awful it was when I got pregnant all while telling the potential guy I was no longer seeing the old boyfriend. When I saw just how disappointed the potential guy was in annoucing my pregnancy, I lied and told him he forced himself on me. Because I had been a liar the entire time, although I didn’t lie about the state of my supposedly past volatile relationship he was so angry and looked me in my eyes and asked if I wanted him knocked off. I knew then, what I had done and was doing was wrong on every level. I knew then the seriousness of my wrong. I knew before that it was wrong but didn’t realize the effect you can have or the detriment caused by being a selfish liar. I was VERY afraid after he asked me that and left well enough alone.
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
12:06 pm
Professor we are just enjoying a conversation about panties with our friend Princess her, no need to be on guard just relax. Can I offer you two some wine or something. Question, do any of you have on some VS panties now? You do. Sure I would like to see them, I am fine with the both of you prancing around in panties and high heels. Oh my wife, as long as long as I don’t touch you she is fine (Man LIE) It was said that I can’t touch you but you can touch me (Woman Lie) LOL
Dig That
May 21st, 2010
12:06 pm
I think Ike Turner was the original cause for term and making that A-shirt the “wife beater”.
Melo
May 21st, 2010
12:07 pm
everytime you saw someone on cops getting arrested
men tank top??
undervest/garment is one think..men tank top?? is that tank top wearing dude not tippy toeing to the switch hitter side?
so uall like cops too??
we are addicted to cops and AMW…..i hate it when fox bumps the show for nascar or some else.
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:08 pm
Carlito,
you are outta control LOL, you should go pick up some nice stuff for JULIA while the sale is going on
Professor
May 21st, 2010
12:09 pm
PK I am not sure because I still kick my little panties since I use tams…I’m just messing with Carlito trying to find a list of stuff
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:09 pm
Melo
http://eecue.com/img/images_pic-medium-27891-guy_in_wife_beater.jpg
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:10 pm
Professor I don’t have “the issue” due to my IUD so I don’t have to switch up either LOL
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
12:10 pm
Princess, she knows were the airport is and the malls, for sure. LOL, I just got a fashion of all the swimsuits she bought for our trip to Florida next week. What type of panties are you favorites?
Luvbug
May 21st, 2010
12:10 pm
LOL…and it’s stained…at least from my view.
Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~
May 21st, 2010
12:11 pm
I need some polo shirts……..
M. (pronouced M dot)
May 21st, 2010
12:11 pm
@Professor
Its all good. Thats what the dating game is trial and error, bumps and bruises.
I guess I have stories because I actually am in the dating game 100% because I have no kids and can date on the regular.
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:11 pm
Luvbug it is LOL
Willie Dynamite
May 21st, 2010
12:11 pm
Afternoon All,
DigThat – Peep the woman’s individual technique and then mimic it when clearly it is to my benefit and it burns them the eff up because of course they can see what I’m doing because it is like looking in the mirror
Classic Game.
Melo
May 21st, 2010
12:11 pm
Princessnik??
yeah,that cant be a tank top..u had me confused..but its all good.
if u want to see a men tank tops..go to Atl, tenth and piedmont tmrw..weather is good…ull see man tank tops.
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:13 pm
Carlito
Hipsters and Boyshorts
Professor
May 21st, 2010
12:13 pm
Carlito I am relaxed…
since we cannot find DreamsM I will take a glass of wine and show you around the VS store. You know I get chatty when I drink, but I don’t lie
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:14 pm
lady j
i saw the cutest purple black and white striped Polo, that would go lovely with the purple and black air max i want.
Melo
May 21st, 2010
12:14 pm
why do women whisper a lot,esp at work,while standing in the hall way??
Is that gossip discussion not lies…..??
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:15 pm
yeah,that cant be a tank top
Melo
tank top, muscle shirt, undershirt
semantics my dear friend
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
12:15 pm
Professor, since Dreams is not here, I am going to pay for every set that you and Princess model for me. I dont mind you two changing in front of me. Sorry I can’t help you undo that bra, remember I can not touch, but I am sure you could help each other with that.
Lady J-Let's do the unthinkable-I'm Ready~
May 21st, 2010
12:16 pm
PK confession I just brought my first boyshorts set triied it on and LIKED it! LOL I tuked the set away!
LOL
PrincessNik..I'm walkin on sunshine
May 21st, 2010
12:16 pm
since we cannot find DreamsM
sssshhhhh lady j, professor ya’ll help me jimmy this lock on the top-shelf liquor!!!!
Dig That
May 21st, 2010
12:17 pm
@Willie D- Bruh you already know
Carlito
May 21st, 2010
12:17 pm
Lady J, care to join and keep the good vibes rolling? lol
Professor
May 21st, 2010
12:17 pm
M.dot, how old are you if you don’t mind me inquiring?