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The biggest liars

According to our friends across the pond, men are bigger liars” Men lie the most and feel less guilty about it — but women are the better liars, a British survey has found.” You have to love those  studies! Human behavior and the reason we do the things we do always plays out on the dating scene.

It’s kind of par for the course to either catch someone in a lie or tell some zinger to someone to get out of something, or um into something.  I suppose there are times when we feel justified in lying by omission, misleading people, or outright telling a very tall tale.  It’s still very wrong. Yet, somehow lies lead to more lies.

It’s actually a real issue that a lot of us face and sometimes worry about. How do you know if the person you have met and started dating is not a raging liar?

The CNN article listed the the top male lies and top female lies.  I am curious to know what are some of the craziest lies you’ve ever heard?  I’ve had men get pretty creative with their “enhancement on the truth” stories.  I could totally write a book! I think the biggest liar was the guy who claimed he had a twin brother and tried to date my college room mate and I simultaneously.  Ah, the memories!

I’m no angel though, I once told a guy that I cooked some meals that were actually catered foods.  He was one of those “she must cook” guys that I was trying to impress.  I was busted on the third time, though!

What about you? Who was your biggest liar? What are you guilty of lying about? No judgment here!

532 comments Add your comment

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
3:49 pm

Slim — I should have qualified that: The hour can be spread across multiple sessions, if you prefer… :lol:

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
3:50 pm

you all could just walk around butt-nekkid & get me just as excited (or more) for a lot less $$….

Some guys say butt naked and a headband is all a woman needs.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:50 pm

Imma have to stop dealing with yall. Yall make me do crazy thangs. I just sent my hub a text message stating that my boobies are sore and I think they may be broken. He responded asking me if I want him to come home so he can kiss and make them better.

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
3:51 pm

“I noted this morning that they are a bit sore and plump today.”

Raqi — Maybe you’re preggers again? ;-)

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
3:52 pm

Melo…lol…nah, I am deaf dude, I am missing a lot of sounds in my speeches.

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
3:52 pm

Slim runs with 3D camera trying to catch Raqi’s plumb rounds but ends up slipping on a banana peel. Now who in da heyal did that?!!

Dreams – Hmmm cotton candy?….you think you can dip me in the cotton candy machine and wrap my whole body in pink & purple cotton candy…then you can eat it all off? :oops:

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:56 pm

Yall should smell these chocolate chip cookies I just took out of the oven. Reminds me of my grandmother.

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:57 pm

Gouda, I may be a lot of things but pregnant is not one of them. LOL

Raqi

May 21st, 2010
3:58 pm

My son just walked in the door. Before he got in good he yelled “Yay cookies!!!” LOL

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
3:59 pm

“Reminds me of my grandmother.”

Aw h3ll naw, Raqi! You went from talking about running around butt-nekkid in the rain to Granny in like 2 posts?!?! You know clumsy phlucking isn’t the only way you can get a sprained p-nis… :lol:

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
4:01 pm

Could mean your ‘Aunt’ is coming to visit soon, Raqi

DreamsMaterialize

May 21st, 2010
4:02 pm

you think you can dip me in the cotton candy machine and wrap my whole body in pink & purple cotton candy…then you can eat it all off?
Cotton candy won’t be all I’m eating.

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
4:02 pm

i am out all be easy

LorDemi

May 21st, 2010
4:04 pm

Raqi…the visual!!! You have a good one, sis!!!

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:09 pm

DreamsMaterialize

May 21st, 2010
3:44 pm
~~~~~stumbling back from the blog bar~~~~~~
I am whatever come back now ya hear? don’t be a stranger. I always got what you need here at the Blog Bar.

Why did that make me think of Stephen King’s book “Needful Things.” Whatever a person needed, this store had it.

@im swiss ~ tell her…went from hot sexy mama to Moms Mabley in 2 strokes!

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:12 pm

Sorry, Moms Mabley is way before your time.

Professor

May 21st, 2010
4:13 pm

Swiss I am going to take “a”

DreamsMaterialize

May 21st, 2010
4:16 pm

Enter your comments here

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
4:17 pm

I missed it, LOL

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:19 pm

This is the blahest Freaky Friday in history!

Melo

May 21st, 2010
4:22 pm

okay ladies,be very very careful when in the home,cleaning….
if u need my help,call me,email me…see here.. be4 u make that mistake…coz ull have a hard time explaining…

http://www.ajc.com/news/paulding-woman-loses-breast-532321.html

Professor

May 21st, 2010
4:22 pm

Leggs you are right…we need everyone to type the freakiest thing they have ever said, heard or did.

I am whatever you say I am

May 21st, 2010
4:22 pm

(at the blog bar) Thank you sir! i’ll have another one.

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:23 pm

U first Prof!

Professor

May 21st, 2010
4:23 pm

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
4:24 pm

You woooould post an article like that Melo.

Professor

May 21st, 2010
4:25 pm

Leggs this is a blog we do not have to w8 in line…we need folks typing!

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
4:25 pm

‘This is the blahest Freaky Friday in history!’

Leggs – i tried….guess i’ll have to resort to low end party tricks.

SLim now blows fire outta her crotch….

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
4:27 pm

Take her panties off stuff them in her mouth then stuff myself in her mouth, feels nice. This might not work if you wear granny panties. :)

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
4:27 pm

Slim, nice flame. LOL

Luvbug

May 21st, 2010
4:28 pm

What’s with guys trying to stroke themselves between your cleavage??

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
4:29 pm

Luvbug, you have to hold your face down and open your mouth when he is doing that to you. :)

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:30 pm

@SlimOne ~ it was a great start….bathroom stall with honey and tissue.

I once had sex on my deck in the dead of winter right in the snow…it was exhilirating.

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
4:30 pm

Luvbug, I haven’t really experienced that because rubbing it on my back and in between the girls is pretty much the same :lol:

Two shoulder blades vs two b-cups hmmm?

Professor

May 21st, 2010
4:30 pm

@Carlito you would have to resuscitate her if you use granny panties :grin: so have your CPR poster ready.

@ luvbug not the cleavage strokes

i'm swiss

May 21st, 2010
4:31 pm

“SLim now blows fire outta her crotch….”

Slim — You had Willy’s for lunch today, too? :lol:

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
4:33 pm

Professor, you don’t stick the whole thong in there just a little more than half :)

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
4:34 pm

Leggs – i think it would be hard for me to stay In MODE with it being that dayum cold outside….brrrrrrr!

I already told yall about my tryst in 300 Atlantas Bathroom with the ex…

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:34 pm

Ok, that’s not freaky enough….let’s see, oh, I remember when…..

Yep, that was a nice memory!

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:35 pm

We had enough likker in us to heat up. Didn’t time it, but bet that was his fastest knutt ever!

SlimOne...keeping it 1 hunned

May 21st, 2010
4:35 pm

Well peeps…I gotta go put this CT fire out. So i’ll holla at you good folks later. PEACE OUT!! :-D

Melo

May 21st, 2010
4:35 pm

we need everyone to type the freakiest thing they have ever said, heard or did

@Proff/Leggs??

i wldnt call this necessarily the most freaky but i understand….

as im focusing my eyes on ur bra straps,each hand removing from the slhlders..and hearing u say..”i never do this,u know” ..i always avoided looking at u in the eyes…but always had a sympathtic line,in response…: “I know”..as i take it all off…..

aint that nice??! :lol:

:lol:

DreamsMaterialize

May 21st, 2010
4:37 pm

(at the blog bar) Thank you sir! i’ll have another one.
I am since freaky Friday never got off the ground, your drink comes with a complementary oral servicing.

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:38 pm

All Grey’s fans…a co-worker just called me cussing up a storm. Her SO had something scheduled to tape and she only recorded 26 mins of Greys. She is hot as a firecracker. Her nickname is Ms. Pit Bull so I can only imagine the cussing out he’s going to get. She asked me not to delete my recording and she’ll be over first thing in the morning. I could only laugh…

LURKER

May 21st, 2010
4:38 pm

LEGGS AINT HAD NONE SINCE YESTERYEAR. TRYNA KEEP UP ON THE YOUNG BLOG

Melo

May 21st, 2010
4:39 pm

i think another freaky one is when i deliberately nutted some of my cream on the girl’s panties,making it all wet and sticky.

I was angling for another round or 2 and just wanted to make sure she dont put on her panties anymore,at least not in my house, untill she got back to her crib!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:39 pm

@Melo ~ compared to what we’re looking for that was lame! You can do better. Where’s the real Melo???

Professor

May 21st, 2010
4:39 pm

@Carlito I think I am going to do a reverse on that one and I will let you know how it works out. :wink:

Have a great weekend gang! I am going getting ready to get this weekend started! :grin:

Leggs

May 21st, 2010
4:40 pm

@LURKER ~ I ain’t trying, sir I’m doing!!!

Carlito

May 21st, 2010
4:40 pm

Professor, :)

Melo, now that is what I call a plan. LOL